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DMVs Across the Country Learning Textspeak
First time accepted submitter 3seas writes in about DMVs across the country learning textspeak in order to keep vulgar acronyms off the road. "You can have txtspeak on your plate in Arizona, but only if you keep it clean. 'ROFLMAO' is a no-go. Arkansas, however, seems to be a little slower on the uptake. 'ROFLMAO' doesn't appear on the state's prohibited list. That doesn't necessarily mean the plate would pass DMV scrutiny should someone request it."
Ended up letting it go with the car when I sold it. Saw that it was available again, but the DMV won't allow you to order it anymore.
I guess, this matters? :/
OK, you don't want the seven dirty words on license plates. Fine. But acronyms that don't actually SPELL any of the words? Fuck Off.
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Nobody will ever top Florida "A55 RGY" with the big orange in the middle serving as the letter "O."
A55 O RGY
C'mon guys, just asking. Although I did once see "BAS MOI" on an Oregon vanity plate. That's crude French for "Come fuck me'. It would take real balls to drive a car with that plate in Montreal. Personally I thought that it was funny.
Rolling On the Floor, Laughing Madly And Out loud. Wow, that sounds totally offensive! Idiots.
Tennessee use seven alphanumeric characters. I saw the following a couple of years ago.
WTF OMG
It was surprising to see that out in the open.
...and now I want a Suburban hybrid with "YMMV" as the tag...
Just thought of a good one: FTFY
The Washington State DMV rules say that you can use any combination of letters, digits or hyphen, up to a maximum of 7 characters. Single-character license plates are acceptable, but they've all been taken apart from one:
-
I think a single hyphen would be great. When police officers write a citation for speeding, in the box for the motorist's license plate, they'd have to just write a dash. It'd be as if you didn't have one. Like this: http://xkcd.com/1105/
Someone's plate in PA has the summary's example verbatim. Or maybe had, since it's been 4 years since I saw it.
http://www.nytmare.org/misc/roflmao-plate.jpg
Grow up. Queen Victoria has been dead for hundreds of years. Time to throw the puritanism overboard.
This indian woman I used to work with would send me emails like What is ur schedule for this afternoon?
http://michaelsmith.id.au
... my mistress got "RTFM." The dude at DMV wanted to know what it stood for, she told him it was a Unix command.
Lacking <sarcasm> tags,
I see you were under the delusion that "news for nerds" and "stuff that matters" were referencing the intersection as opposed to the union.
6UL DV8
IB6 UB9
thx 4 mkn me uz wkpdia
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DMV
6UL DV8
The war on profanity seems in line with any fundamentalist theocracy though...
Most ACs are not even worth the keystrokes to insult them. Be generically insulted by this and ignored otherwise.
Here in VA, vanity plate central:
MOE RON
BIGAZZVAN
FAT GAL (Tbird)
&BEYOND (on the back of an Infiniti)
Jack Benny had that plate over 70 years ago. He said it meant "Know Me In Truth" when in fact it was Yiddish for "kiss my ass".
So, this kind of thing is nothing new . . .
"I believe in Karma. That means I can do bad things to people all day long and I assume they deserve it." : Dogbert
GO STFU (Go St. Francis University, that's what I said at least...)
You can probably find it on good somewhere
I have no specific stats or numbers but I've lived in 5 states and traveled through or hung out in at least 20 others. I've never seen more vanity plates as I have in northern VA.
One that stuck out was one I saw about 10 years ago.."aol5.0" I wonder if they still have that.
VA DMV had a place online to check and order vanity plates since at least 1998 when I moved here, maybe that's why..
http://www.snopes.com/autos/law/noplate.asp
NO PLATE
NONE
NOTAG
MISSING
XXXXXXX
All are both funny and bad ideas.
I'd lke to get one that reads UFIA.
"I believe in Karma. That means I can do bad things to people all day long and I assume they deserve it." : Dogbert
When I got mine in NZ some years back, the guy at the kiosk (they sold personalised plates at shopping malls) said it would never be allowed. I always wondered whether FAR CUE would get through.
It's good luck to be superstitious
As a kid I had vanity plates - my vax user name, it fit perfectly in six characters. And in Vaxen land it was your first name and the first and last letters of your last name that made up you username.
But friends of mine had the plates I-812 and OU-812. They had them for a few years until the DMV realized what it was referring to (I Ate One Two and Oh You Ate One Too) and yanked the plates.
And I once had the email address fuckewe@cox.net - until Cox figured out what it said and removed it.
But what about my Japanese ancestry friend with a last name of Fuqua? He's had snickers and giggles about his last name since 2nd grade! But his family's been here since the early 1820's in California, so why should the DMV give them a hard time for wanting their last name on their license plate?? They shouldn't, but they did and they do if you want a vanity plate that offends the minds and mindless-sensibilities of these Puritanical U-S-of-A.
They're not thinking about this the right way. More people are going to remember the hit-and-run license plate if it's UWOTM8 than X67R3W.
And if equivocal abbreviations are too offensive for people on the road, what about explicit bumper stickers?
What's textspeak for "fuck hypersensitive people"? FHSPPL? FUHYPE? I need to know so I can get it before the DMV bans it.
Arizona had a human that would look at each requested personalized plate to check for bad things. They probably run it through the list automatically now, but I'll bet a human still has final approval. And the computer list was probably built off of the rejects.
If someone complains with a good reason, "It mean this...", Arizona will take the plate back.
Back in the day I used to hang out with a guy with the call KA1RCI. Well, on RI plates the 1 and the I are kind of hard to distinguish. So I get in his truck one day and the glove compartment is STUFFED with parking tickets. I was like, how come they haven't booted you yet?
Then I looked at the tickets not only were they written KAIRCI but they also had the plate type as 01, whereas amateur radio call sign plates are type 18. Type matters.
And then there's my sk friend Kevin who had the call sign KA1FTW! The license is still active, maybe when it lapses I'll get it as a club call sign to replace the shitty one we have now which is KB1YSX.
TextSpeak starts with the title! What does DMV start for?
At least not all DMVs in Canada. FAP 247, aIong with plates FAP 001 thru FAP 999, are issued license plates in that quaint throwback of a province, Nova Scotia.
I was going to ask, what about the First Amendment to the United States Constitution? Then I remembered the case in 1942 called Chaplinsky v. New Hampshire, 315 U.S. 568 which said that obscene language is not protected with the First Amendment. I think.
Someone makes a free speech issue out of it when their application for an "FU OBAMA" plates gets rejected.
2009 Story out of Denver, Colorodo:
2012 Story out of Virgina:
So I guess they'll figure out that YAAFA means "you're a fucking asshole". Perhaps they should not freak out over such idiotic nonsense.
Very clever ;)
Seen on a minivan in Fairfax VA. Obviously a fan of the local soccer franchise, no?
To reduce crime, make fewer things against the law.
Even as a union this article wouldn't fit.
As an Arkansan, let me first point out, we don't have a DMV. License plates are handled by the Revenue Department. The Revenue Department is where money changes hands. . . business license, hunting license, boat registration, driver's license, sales tax, assessment? All in the same damn line. That Chinese fire drill of an office is busy enough, I can assure you no one is reviewing your plate. Case in point, I have a gay friend that got away with a plate that says PWR BTM. Honest to god. He has it on a white truck with a black racing stripe on the hood, so they call it the wide receiver. If that passed the revenue office, anything will.
*sigh*
I wonder if I can get a license plate that says that.
It must have been something you assimilated. . . .
I remember one day years ago when my grandmother was still alive. We were driving down the highway and she suddenly bursts out laughing. The car in front of us had the license place S DREK, Yiddish for "Eat Shit".
The whole thing is a waste of time, the idea of a "vanity" plate. I suppose it raises money for the DMV. The question is if it still makes them money after they have to put in all the tools to monitor it and take complaints for plates random people consider vulgar.
From years ago in Texas, hot chick in a red vet:
License Plate ==> QQQQ
"The war on profanity seems in line with any fundamentalist theocracy though..."
Best post on slashdot this year.
...doesn't get approved either.
Chewbacon
The Bible is like Wikipedia: written by a bunch of people and verifiable by questionable sources.
I totally cannot think of a better use of our money.
It's better to vote for what you want and not get it than to vote for what you don't want and get it.
- E. Debs
My white Bronco plate: NOT OJ
Several years ago, a friend of mine was issued the CA sequential plate: 2GRT269. She immediately swapped it out for a custom plate, which, ironically, was much less memorable.
In a similar vein, once in a while I check the availability of the "sequential" plate 3XIV159. (I'd call it my Pi Plate: 3 14 159. Get it?) But it still seems to be in use. I wonder if its owner realizes what it means?
Weeks of coding saves hours of planning.
"E HONDA" on a Civic.
A guy just a few doors up from me has "ROFL" on his old Nissan.
Nobody will ever top Florida "A55 RGY" with the big orange in the middle serving as the letter "O."
A55 O RGY
C'mon. This is Slashdot. We know nothing of such things.
No. This is Slashdot. If there is anything we DO know, it's the dangers of an ass orgy. (Insert link to goatse here.) I mean REALLY.
...they need to save people from themselves.
INFINIT on an Infiniti.
AUDIA6 on an Audi A6
BEEMER on a BMW.
STOP IT. (Maybe I'll put that on mine.)
Not sure why you're being moderated down...in any case, you're absolutely right. In California prisoners make the license plates, and they're also used by the DMV to 'screen' the vanity plates. Apparently they're far more skilled at the task then any other solution the DMV has tried. The CA DMV even checks the applications mirrored now, since some like 3M TA3 got through once upon a time.
Years ago one of the SF Bay area columnists reported a Porsche with the plate 3M TA3
The fact that DMVs can regulate the content of your vanity plates, flatly contrary to the First Amendment, is one more oddment derving from the fact that the U.S. Supreme Court has been in the hands of Republicans for 44 years.
If you are wondering why warrantless wiretapping is legal, why medical marijuana is illegal, why federal prosecutors were able to hound Aaron Swartz and Peter McWilliams into their graves, why BP and Exxon were never held fully accountable for massive oil spills, and a thousand other injustices, large and small, you have the Republican Supreme Court to thank.
Saw this one at a Marilyn Manson concert, thought it took a lot of balls to pull off. It's a pretty innocuous word in German, but has negative connotations in other languages.
Of the Liquor store owner who want the DMV to give him two vanity plate for him and his wife. He wanted to split the word COCKTAIL between the two cars.
DMVs Across the Country Learning 1337.
--I do not want to use beta--
Someone got the license plate "4 NIK 8".
It took the state a couple of weeks or months, but they figured out what it meant.
The state recalled the plate.
It's rather odd to see acronyms that predate the ubiquity of cellular phones referred to as 'textspeak'.
One of the best I've seen was a Jersey plate:
B1NDAZZ
Stay classy New Jersey.
Banning ROFLMAO seems a bit harsh to me, when the British DVLA is selling this for 599UKP ($950).
NE1 469
Unless something has changed, current AR plates only have 6 numbers/letters so roflmao wouldn't be an option yet.
"XPEH BAM", "HAXEP", "XEPOBO", "XPEHOBO", "MYTOPHO", "MYCOP", "3ACYHTE", "3ACYHEM", "MA3OK", "MAT", "CTEPBA", "CYKA" and so on should be safe for now.
Some states have removed this combo from regular plates though I've seen it here and there. One particular story was a child says to grandmother, "hey, you got WTF on your license plates! HAHAHAHAHA!!!" Older lady had no clue what her grandkid was talking about so she does a search on the internet. She then went to the motor vehicle dept and requested new plates.
mfwright@batnet.com
Was my description when ordering my California plates "YOU STFU". Sadly, I ordered, paid, and never picked them up LOL--in all reality probably not what I would want on my car today, but still funny that it went through.
Reminds me of the time I saw IAM 469 here in Toronto. That was long before text messaging. Still smile about that one.