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Flying a Cessna On Other Worlds: xkcd Gets Noticed By a Physics Professor

djl4570 writes "xkcd's 'What If' series consists of humorous takes on highly implausible but oddly interesting hypothetical physics questions, like how to cook a steak with heat from atmospheric re-entry. The most recent entry dealt with flying a Cessna on other planets and moons in the solar system. Mars: 'The tricky thing is that with so little atmosphere, to get any lift, you have to go fast. You need to approach Mach 1 just to get off the ground, and once you get moving, you have so much inertia that it’s hard to change course—if you turn, your plane rotates, but keeps moving in the original direction.' Venus: 'Unfortunately, X-Plane is not capable of simulating the hellish environment near the surface of Venus. But physics calculations give us an idea of what flight there would be like. The upshot is: Your plane would fly pretty well, except it would be on fire the whole time, and then it would stop flying, and then stop being a plane.' There are also a bunch of illustrations for flightpaths on various moons (crashpaths might be more apt), which drew the attention of physics professor Rhett Allain, who explained the math in further detail and provided more accurate paths."

148 comments

  1. Re:Not going anywhere... by peragrin · · Score: 5, Funny

    It is a cessna engine, it doesn't run on air but on money.

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  2. Mars plane by Boeing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    "plane would fly pretty well, except it would be on fire the whole time"

    I think Boeing has a plane that meets part of the criteria already.

    1. Re:Mars plane by Boeing by mrbester · · Score: 3, Funny

      "on fire the whole time"

      Typical. You go to all the trouble of flying a plane on Venus and all you get is petty criticism of minor teething troubles. There's no pleasing some people.

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    2. Re:Mars plane by Boeing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't necessarily need free oxygen to burn, just an oxidant. For example, thermite can burn in a vacuum. However, the atmosphere is still mostly CO2, sooooo I dunno what he's considering at that point.

  3. It's a nice analysis of a joke... by Gordonjcp · · Score: 1, Insightful

    ... but I think it went over his head.

  4. Re:Not going anywhere... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    In the What-if it's explicitly stated that the gas tanks have been replaced with batteries and had an electric engine installed.

  5. X-Plane by Ichijo · · Score: 5, Funny

    Your plane would fly pretty well, except it would be on fire the whole time, and then it would stop flying, and then stop being a plane.

    It would be an X-Plane!

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    1. Re:X-Plane by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.x-plane.com/adventures/mars.html

    2. Re:X-Plane by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      X-plane needs your help.

      http://www.x-plane.com

      https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/make-patent-trolls-pay-all-costs-associated-their-frivolous-lawsuits-if-they-lose/gWPpVYMt

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  6. If your plane is on fire and not a plane anymore by Lemming+Mark · · Score: 2, Funny

    If your plane is on fire and not a plane anymore then you are having a bad problem. You will not fly on Venus today.

  7. Re:Not going anywhere... by dkf · · Score: 1

    In the What-if it's explicitly stated that the gas tanks have been replaced with batteries and had an electric engine installed.

    And also that this means that the plane won't fly for very long anyway, around 10 minutes. Not that this is a particular issue on many of the worlds of the solar system (unless you can also make the Cessna acid-proof, which would help a lot for Venus).

    It's just what-iffery.

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  8. Re:Not going anywhere... by KeensMustard · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is covered in the simulations as well. Is there something in particular preventing you from reading it?

  9. Re:Not going anywhere... by Phaedrus420 · · Score: 1

    Yeah, that sentence was for Venus.

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  10. Re:Not going anywhere... by alphatel · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This is covered in the simulations as well. Is there something in particular preventing you from reading it?

    Although I am not the poster you asked this question of, I have to admit not ever reading xkcd, having more important things on my Kindle.
    Having left my e-ink display in the car, I read through what-if and if nothing else, the penny exercise had me laughing out loud. Tough to force on a rocket scientist with humor less moist than a block of dry ice, but it happens.
    Thanks to / for not posting a slashvertisement and giving me the giggles.

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  11. Re:Not going anywhere... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For the purposes of this THOUGHT experiment, the engine has been replaced with a purely electric motor. It's right there at the top of the What If article.

  12. Re:Not going anywhere... by mcgrew · · Score: 1

    Well, not without a little hacking. Just pipe oxygen into the intake. But with that little atmosphere you have more problems, like how to get lift.

  13. Wrong Professor is Wrong by VortexCortex · · Score: 0, Troll

    with so little atmosphere, to get any lift, you have to go fast. You need to approach Mach 1 just to get off the ground

    Sound moves at different speeds through substances with different densities. "Mach 1" is an Earth based terminology based on the speed of sound moving through our atmosphere. A vessel traveling at Earth Mach 1 speeds on Mars is not going Mars Mach 1; Mars has a faster Mach 1.

    1. Re:Wrong Professor is Wrong by Gothmolly · · Score: 5, Informative

      Mach 1 is the speed of sound - in that medium.

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    2. Re:Wrong Professor is Wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The xkcd page said that, not the professor. I don't know if Randall meant Mach 1 on earth at some altitude, or Mach 1 on Mars. I just took it to mean "too fast for a Cessna."

    3. Re:Wrong Professor is Wrong by WallaceAndGromit · · Score: 4, Informative

      Correct. Also, it's important to point out that the Mach number of a vehicle is a local measure of vehicle speed. As the speed of sound varies with temperature, and thus altitude, you'll find that two vehicles having the same trace ground speed but that are flying different altitudes will be at different Mach numbers. Acoustics and aerodynamics are fun.

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    4. Re:Wrong Professor is Wrong by glwtta · · Score: 4, Funny

      Not to mention when he says that Venus' upper atmosphere is "room temperature" - duh! rooms on Venus would have a very different temperature from Earth's rooms! What and idiot.

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    5. Re:Wrong Professor is Wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First off, the average molecular mass of the components of the martian atmosphere is about 50% higher than Earth's atmosphere, and the temperature varies from about the same to about half the absolute temperature on Earth. This basically means the speed of sound on the surface of Mars is somewhere between 30% slower and 50% slower. The pressure doesn't matter much, as at the lower pressures it is closer to an ideal gas where the speed of sound is independent of pressure. For a simple demonstration or what-if, a factor of two in that case won't matter much.

      Second, the Mach number is not specific to Earth's atmosphere or even gases and can refer to just about any medium and movement within it. It is pretty common in use in plasma physics (although you would have to specify which wave velocity you are talking about, resulting in both a sound Mach number, and an Alfven Mach number).

    6. Re:Wrong Professor is Wrong by Scarletdown · · Score: 4, Funny

      They also didn't point out that if attempting to fly in the Sun's atmosphere, you may last longer if you do it at night. :P

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    7. Re:Wrong Professor is Wrong by Gothmolly · · Score: 2

      Like I said - in that medium. Except you wrote something wordier so you gathered more mods.

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    8. Re:Wrong Professor is Wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The pressure doesn't matter much, as at the lower pressures it is closer to an ideal gas where the speed of sound is independent of pressure.

      So what's the speed of sound in a vacuum?

    9. Re:Wrong Professor is Wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The ion acoustic velocity in the interplanetary medium is about 4 km/s on average...

      Unless you meant a perfect vacuum, which is rarely relevant to the real world and you wouldn't have a defined species (i.e. no average molecular mass), so that makes it rather pointless to assume that is what implied by that statement. It has already been pointed out it depends on what material the medium is made of, and that what is being discussed is relevant to gases (also for many plasmas though too), and a perfect vacuum would be changing the material...

    10. Re:Wrong Professor is Wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The density of mars atmosphere is much lower than Earth.

      Sound travels faster through denser atoms and slower through less dense. Which is why in orbit around the Earth it would take forever and a day for sound to travel an inch, assuming it was powerful enough to last that long.

      The speed of sound on Mars is going to be less than Earth.

    11. Re:Wrong Professor is Wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And in this case, steering at 0.3-0.5 Mach will be just fine (sufficient pressure on fins). The problem will be reaching this speed.

    12. Re:Wrong Professor is Wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except the speed of sound at low density doesn't effectively change with density, only with the composition and temperature of the gas. The attenuation and coupling between a sound and the source or listener can really suck, especially if the listener is much smaller than the collision scale. And at high density, as in tens to hundreds of atmospheres for room temperature, the speed of sound can increase or decrease depending on what gas you are talking about (depends more on the chemistry and interaction between molecules), and still not by much more than 50%.

    13. Re:Wrong Professor is Wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's unfortunate your "subject" landed you as a "troll". Your comment was very insightful and informative. And that information wasn't readily available in the summary. If the Martian mach was higher than the Earth mach speed, then the summary would had been even more interesting with the speed rather than the mach number.

  14. Re:If your plane is on fire and not a plane anymor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow, almost missed that one! http://xkcd.com/1133/

  15. Might be possible on Titan by MichaelSmith · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Load liquid oxygen into the fuel tanks. Methane comes into the engine from the atmosphere. An engine with minor modifications might be made to operate.

    1. Re:Might be possible on Titan by dryeo · · Score: 1

      Would that work at 5% methane? Now for a boat cruising on a methane lake or river would work though getting your engine started at less than 100 K might be hard.

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    2. Re:Might be possible on Titan by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      One problem is that you have all 1.6 atmospheres of nitrogen sucking the heat out of your combustion chambers but I suppose you could pre-heat it with your exhaust and heat the engine and air to get the cycle going.

    3. Re:Might be possible on Titan by VAXcat · · Score: 1

      This idea (Methane from the atmosphere, stored oxygen in the aircraft) was used for aircraft flight in the 1954 Winston Series science fiction novel, "Trouble on Titan", by Alan E. Nourse. It's a pretty good read, for a novel aimed at the juvenile market.

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    4. Re:Might be possible on Titan by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      Ah thats interesting. I got it mainly from Arthur C Clarke's novel Imperial Earth in 1975.

  16. Oh wondrous world! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And was this Cessna 3D printed on the planet?

    1. Re:Oh wondrous world! by History's+Coming+To · · Score: 2

      Nope, we could just fly it there. A C172, fully laden with fuel (or equivalent mass in batteries) weighs less than the Curiosity probe plus landing system, so we could just fly it there in a conventional rocket and release it into the atmosphere (possibly with a little entry shielding). You're taking this far too seriously ;)

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  17. Re:Not going anywhere... by Threni · · Score: 1

    > I have to admit not ever reading xkcd, having more important things on my Kindle.

    It publishes 3 strips a week, plus a what-if from time to time. It's not a book, or anything else which would compete with whatever's on your kindle for your attention, unless you're a very, very slow reader.

  18. Re:Not going anywhere... by __aaqvdr516 · · Score: 2

    Very first tile in illustration: rip out engine, install batteries and electric motor.

    RTFA

  19. Re:Not going anywhere... by kraut · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Although I am not the poster you asked this question of, I have to admit not ever reading xkcd, having more important things on my Kindle

    Like slashdot?

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  20. dirigibles? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what about dirigibles for air exploration of mars?

    1. Re:dirigibles? by MichaelSmith · · Score: 2

      This is helped somewhat by the higher density of the martian atmosphere, in relation to its pressure. The density is pushed up by the low temperature and the higher density of carbon dioxide. OTH Mars is quite windy so your vehicle will get blown around quite a bit which could create hazards.

    2. Re:dirigibles? by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > Mars is quite windy so your vehicle will get blown around

      I don't think the atmosphere on Mars has enough molecules in it to blow around anything of substance. Atmospheric density on Mars at ground level is lower than anything a basic physics-classroom vacuum pump can produce.

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    3. Re:dirigibles? by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      > Mars is quite windy so your vehicle will get blown around

      I don't think the atmosphere on Mars has enough molecules in it to blow around anything of substance. Atmospheric density on Mars at ground level is lower than anything a basic physics-classroom vacuum pump can produce.

      If your vehicle is off the ground and in the air it is going to move at the speed of the air until terrain gets in the way, regardless of how thin the air is.

    4. Re:dirigibles? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the long time scale, assuming no other forces. It is more a question of on what time scale that is. At least for the Martian atmosphere, if you have wind speeds of 100+ mph, it would only take a few seconds to get most of the way to the wind speed for something light enough to actually float in that atmosphere. While for a very light, 1 mph breeze, it would take a minute or two to see much change in speed (numbers ran for a non-aerodynamic 10 m neutral buoyancy balloon, at low temperatures on Mars). If the temperature were warmer, it could take up to twice as long, and if it were floating at a higher attitude, it would take longer too. And this is assuming there are no other forces, such as propulsion, outgassing, or even just differential heating, as those pressures are about where the effects seen in a Crookes radiometer start to be seen.

    5. Re:dirigibles? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If your classroom vacuum pump can't get below 1 torr, let alone the 4.5 torr on the surface of Mars, then it is in serious need of servicing. Or, just thrown out and replaced with a $100 pump used for AC repair that can do better than 0.1 torr brand new.

    6. Re:dirigibles? by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > If your vehicle is off the ground and in the air
      > it is going to move at the speed of the air until
      > terrain gets in the way, regardless of how thin

      If your vehicle were freely floating in the air, like a soap bubble, that would be true. If your vehicle has any significant propulsion mechanism, however, then no. (Then again, nothing with any really significant propulsion could be made lighter than the "air" on Mars, so perhaps you're right.)

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  21. Re:Not going anywhere... by ridgecritter · · Score: 2

    As a rocket scientist, perhaps you might get a chuckle out of this xkcd: http://xkcd.com/1133/

  22. Re:Not going anywhere... by Hotawa+Hawk-eye · · Score: 1

    > I have to admit not ever reading xkcd, having more important things on my Kindle.

    It publishes 3 strips a week, plus a what-if from time to time. It's not a book, or anything else which would compete with whatever's on your kindle for your attention, unless you're a very, very slow reader.

    Or unless you bought the Humble eBook Bundle back in October.

  23. Torque? Gyroscopic Reaction? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Cessna Skyhawk is propeller [air-screw] driven. The power that spins the prop generates torque-reaction, and the spinning prop makes a gyroscope. Bearing frictions will try to spin the aircraft with the propeller, in rotation direction around the propeller-shaft axis, where there is atmosphere and where there is not. Where there is atmosphere the propeller-blade pushing against the atmosphere resistance will induce a torque counter-reaction in the aircraft bolted onto the torque-loaded pushing air-screw blades. Gyroscopic reaction to the torque will induce the spinning propeller (and motor-rotor) gyroscope(s) will induce a force at 90 degrees to the gyro-plane. This at every instant. In atmospheres aileron and rudder will be able to deflect resisting air to counteract, but where atmosphere resistance is absent or insufficient the Cesna will tumble, as the torque-effect on the gyro-plane continues instant to instant, in every plane that becomes the gyro-plane.
    What would be needed would be a compressed-air reaction-motor to push the Cessna and, through steering thrust-nozzles, to direct thrust up, down and sideways for stabilizing, and forward for braking.

  24. Re:Wrong about speed of sound by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For gases, density doesn't affect the speed. It's all about temperature (mostly) and whether the gas is monoatomic, diatomic, etc. (slightly)

    sound propagates because molecules bounce off other molecules, and the speed at which those molecules move is determined by temperature.

    When you get to where the gas is non-ideal, or where things are moving close to the speed of the molecules, you have to start taking into account stuff like whether the molecules are perfect little spheres bouncing around, or have a shape and can carry kinetic energy in vibration within the molecule or in the molecule's rotation.

    The reason the speed of sound varies in Earth atmosphere with altitude is not because the density changes, but because the temperature changes.

  25. Re:Not going anywhere... by steppedleader · · Score: 2

    He used a simulator for Mars that accounts for things like the effects of density differences on prop thrust, son.

    What exactly are you trying to prove by refusing to read the article?

  26. Re:Not going anywhere... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    RTFA before writing "FIRST".
    Is an electric engine with batteries covering 10 minutes of flight.

  27. Re:Wrong about speed of sound by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pssst, here's a little hint for you: Most gases actually increase their density as they drop in temperature, and it certainly does affect velocity, as anyone involved in aeronautics, ballistics(both direct fire(rifles etc) and indirect(artillery)) etc can inform you

    Someone's who's had to calculate ballistic trajectories for bullets and artillery shells in ambient temperatures ranging from 50 celsius down to -55 celsius.....

  28. Re:Not going anywhere... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    You can't hand-waive away physics.

    Sense of humor, on the other hand, is commonly waived.

  29. Re:Not going anywhere... by Warhawke · · Score: 4, Funny

    FTFA: The motor is electric, and the fuel tanks are replaced with Li-Ion batteries. But I'll give you style points attempting to stifle scientific hypothetical inquiry and outside-of-the-box thinking with cynical non-imaginativism. Keep it up and you might win the scientific curmudgeon of the year award!

  30. Re:Not going anywhere... by Rockoon · · Score: 4, Informative

    Icebike is proving what I have previously pointed out about him. It is not important to him that he knows what he is talking about. Knowing what you are talking about is hard.

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  31. Re:If your plane is on fire and not a plane anymor by X0563511 · · Score: 1

    What's that based off of? Seems familiar.

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  32. Re:Not going anywhere... by HJED · · Score: 1

    Um, did you read the what-if it takes atmosphere into account and on each planet the plane is magically launched from a reasonable height (it does not take off)

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  33. Not the first time he's commented on xkcd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    This physicist has been reading xkcd for quite some time, actually. He has written at least one other article about it, namely the click-and-drag world.

    http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2012/09/how-big-is-the-xkcd-click-drag-world/

    1. Re:Not the first time he's commented on xkcd by cervesaebraciator · · Score: 1
      Hmm... maybe we should do a headline FTFY:

      Physics Professor Gets Hits from XKCD Readers

  34. Re:If your plane is on fire and not a plane anymor by DumbSwede · · Score: 2
    In case anyone misses your reference, here is XKCD's dumbed downed explanation for flying a Saturn V

    This end should point toward ground if you want to go to space.

    If it starts pointing toward space you are having a bad problem and you will not go to space today.

  35. Re:Wrong about speed of sound by Deadstick · · Score: 1

    The temperature and composition of the gas are entirely sufficient to calculate the speed of sound. The previous poster is entirely correct.

    Yes, density has a bearing on velocity -- not of sound, but of the vehicle -- because it affects drag.

  36. Re:Not going anywhere... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    You must be great at parties.

  37. Re:Not going anywhere... by Warhawke · · Score: 2

    Dude, read the full article. Seriously.

  38. Orbiter & Venus - no problem :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Orbiter has no issues with fling on Venus.

    I remember successfully getting from Venus surface to low orbit with the delta cliper after fighting the super dense atmosphere for half an hour while almost running out of fuel in the process. :)

  39. Re:Not going anywhere... by jamesh · · Score: 3, Informative

    > I have to admit not ever reading xkcd, having more important things on my Kindle.

    It publishes 3 strips a week, plus a what-if from time to time. It's not a book, or anything else which would compete with whatever's on your kindle for your attention, unless you're a very, very slow reader.

    The bigger problem is that Friday's comic was number 1168, so if you've only just started reading now you have a lot of catching up to do. Then half way through you'll realise that if you hover the mouse over the picture some additional text pops up so you'll have to go all the way back and start again[1]. Then you need to read the blag to figure out what all the references to cancer are about.

    Most of the comics can be fully enjoyed in 30 seconds or less, but some require a bit more effort...

    The What-If's come out once a week and also require a bit more attention but there's only a handful of them so far.

    [1] I don't know how to get hover text on my Samsung Galaxy S2... maybe kindle's can't get to it either?

  40. Re:Not going anywhere... by FirephoxRising · · Score: 1

    Yes, you would need a rocket Cesna! Load up with LOX and rocket fuel and away you go, may need looong runway and perhaps a ski-jump to get airborne!

  41. Re:Not going anywhere... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    One of Einstein's what-ifs when something like this. Light moves at the same speed for all observers. So imagine a space ship travelling at near the speed of light relative to Observer A. Observer B is in the space ship and shines a laser straight up and back down off of a mirror. To Observer A the laser appears to move along the top of a triangle as the ship goes by at near light speed. Observer A sees the light travel a greater distance than Observer B. Both observers see light traveling at 299 792 458 m / s. So the only way this can be true is if time is moving slower for Observer B than A.

    Feel free however to point that we don't know how to make a space ship go that fast. Point out the difficulty in actually observing such an event. Deride imagination.

  42. Re:If your plane is on fire and not a plane anymor by Dr+Damage+I · · Score: 1

    look for the xkcd comic on up goer 5

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  43. Re:Not going anywhere... by ridley4 · · Score: 2

    Congratulations!
     
    You seemed to forget the entire point of XKCD's what-if series is, in fact, taking childish daydreams and running with it. It's a bit odd, anyways, that a person who (begin rant) thinks a COTS laptop, in a shielded cabin in a magnetosphere-shielded environment using a tiny node size is every bit as radiation-hardened as a RAD750 with a 150nm node size to reduce susceptibility to smaller particles, with latchup-proof logic, parity-checked memory, etc etc. (end rant) is behaving as a physics expert to begin with.

  44. Re:Not going anywhere... by foniksonik · · Score: 2

    Woosh!!!!! This low flying humor clearly gets no propulsion in all that hot air your blowing.

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  45. Re:Not going anywhere... by foniksonik · · Score: 2

    Flight does not require propulsion when gravity is pulling you to the center of a planetary body. It only requires lift. The examples all clearly state that the plane is dropped from a great height.

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  46. Re:Not going anywhere... by aztracker1 · · Score: 2

    I really want that on a t-shirt... I'm a big guy, so it should work well on a 4X

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  47. Re:Wrong about speed of sound by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can increase the pressure at a constant temperature of atmospheric gas by several atmospheres and see at most a couple percent change in the speed of sound. When you get beyond 10 atmospheres, you might notices more than several percent change depending on the composition (e.g. with CO2), although with N2 and O2 you can go to 100 atmospheres of pressure at typical Earth surface temperatures before seeing much more than a 10-20% difference from constant with respect to pressure. Now if you were talking about pressures in atmospheres and temperatures down below -100 C, you would start to see big effects, but not so much with an atmosphere or less at warmer temperatures.

  48. Re:Not going anywhere... by CynicTheHedgehog · · Score: 4, Informative

    http://m.xkcd.org/ is a better version for mobile. The title below the comic has a clickable superscript (alt text) link that will display the alt text underneath.

  49. Re:If your plane is on fire and not a plane anymor by PPH · · Score: 1

    You will not fly on Venus today.

    I don't think your plane would actually catch fire. Melt, yes. But combust? Not enough oxygen in Venus' atmosphere.

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  50. Picking nits by PPH · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If that professor wants to pick nits with xkcd, the path an object follows while falling in a vacuum isn't a parabola. Its an ellipse. In most cases, the ellipse intersects the surface of the body being orbited in what is typically referred to as a crash. But if one is considering dropping the object (with some forward velocity) above a small enough body, the distinction becomes important.

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    1. Re:Picking nits by PAKnightPA · · Score: 1

      Are you sure this is right? It has been a while since I took physics, but I tried to derive this. It would seem x = t, y = C - kt^2 which is definitely a parabola... What am I missing? I'm genuinely curious...

    2. Re:Picking nits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IIRC, you need to model the planet as a single gravitational point. Your equation has a simplifying assumption, namely that gravity only operates along the Y axis.

    3. Re:Picking nits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      If you want to nitpick, the curve of a free falling projectile is a conic section. Depending on initial conditions it may be a circle, an ellipse, a parabola or hyperbola.

    4. Re:Picking nits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's a simplified equation assuming a flat Earth with constant gravity, where F = mg. That works perfectly fine when you're talking about something really big that you're relatively close to. But, the more accurate equation is of course F = G m1 m2/r^2, and that gives you an ellipse.

    5. Re:Picking nits by Donwulff · · Score: 1

      Actually I would like to nit picks with the professor in that the starting conditions of the flight are specifically not stated. As the professor himself says, "Randall doesn’t explicitly state the starting conditions for the Cessna, so let me guess that it starts off 1 km above the surface with a speed of 60 m/s." With different values for the starting speed, different results will be obtained. In the graph where he shows Randall's and his calculated trajectories in one, he's specifically not "provide more accurate paths", but is in essence pointing and laughing at "Look how ridiculously off Randall's math is".

      But he's WRONG. Naturally they're both ridiculously, utterly wrong because I'm so much smarter than either of them. It's obvious even to a child the starting speed should be 0m/s, and thus the trajectory for all of the cases without atmosphere will resemble the trajectory of a rock falling from the sky. (Although, are we drawing the trajectory in reference to the planetoids surface, in reference to the planes starting point, or perhaps in distant Earth's reference frame? In each case the trajectory will be different, and as the professor himself notes, "Oh – you might notice that I have not looked at the radius of curvature for the planets. You can do that for a homework assignment if you wish.")

    6. Re:Picking nits by History's+Coming+To · · Score: 2

      Which is a reasonable assumption where your speed is low enough - approach orbital speeds and the gravitational field needs to be modelled as a sphere/point source, but at 150mph it's reasonable enough to treat gravity as a parallel force in one direction (depending on just how accurate you want to be, a-la Newtonian dynamics versus the relativistic version).

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    7. Re:Picking nits by fatphil · · Score: 1

      I agree with the starting speed. However, I propose that the starting altitude should be 0m from the surface too (how did the thing take off?). However, your summary is correct, the plane would behave just like a rock - and remain stationary.

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    8. Re:Picking nits by dkf · · Score: 1

      However, I propose that the starting altitude should be 0m from the surface too (how did the thing take off?).

      Good luck even defining what the surface is on Jupiter and the other gas giants. You'll need some kind of platform to launch from first there, so you can postulate any altitude you want. You'll want to pick one with atmospheric density similar to that of Earth...

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    9. Re:Picking nits by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I agree with the starting speed. However, I propose that the starting altitude should be 0m from the surface too (how did the thing take off?).

      Dropped from a passing spacecraft. Or just sent there on a long slow path given an initial push. How you survived the trip is an interesting question, however.

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    10. Re:Picking nits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually I would like to nit picks with the professor in that the starting conditions of the flight are specifically not stated. As the professor himself says, "Randall doesn’t explicitly state the starting conditions for the Cessna, so let me guess that it starts off 1 km above the surface with a speed of 60 m/s." With different values for the starting speed, different results will be obtained. In the graph where he shows Randall's and his calculated trajectories in one, he's specifically not "provide more accurate paths", but is in essence pointing and laughing at "Look how ridiculously off Randall's math is".

      And don't forget where he said:

      I’m actually surprised that the Earth has the largest gravitational field gradient (oh, I left off the Jovian planets because they don’t really have a surface).

      Seriously, for bodies of similar composition, you're surprised that the most massive, ergo densest by gravitational compression, has the highest gradient?

      Honestly, I actually RTFAed because I read "provided more accurate paths" and thought the Good Professor would have constructed and numerically solved the PDEs for the interesting cases. Then it turns out Herr Professor Asswipe is just taking a dump on freehand parabolas vs. his "correct" parabolas generated with, as you point out, completely arbitrary ICs, No wonder nobody here RTFAs...

    11. Re:Picking nits by PPH · · Score: 1

      Yes, that's the general solution. But the parabolic and hyperbolic trajectories can be eliminated if we assume an initial vertical velocity of zero at release above the planet or moon.

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    12. Re:Picking nits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If that professor wants to pick nits with xkcd, the path an object follows while falling in a vacuum isn't a parabola. Its an ellipse. In most cases, the ellipse intersects the surface of the body being orbited in what is typically referred to as a crash. But if one is considering dropping the object (with some forward velocity) above a small enough body, the distinction becomes important.

      Only if you assume what you are orbiting is a point source. True orbits are not ideal shapes, because planetary bodies are not points or even spheres.

    13. Re:Picking nits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      ...typically referred to as a crash.

      The scientific term is "lithobraking maneuver".

  51. Re:Not going anywhere... by Runaway1956 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It is explained that on one world, you burn then crash - as opposed to crash and burn - and why it would happen in that order. And, on another world, you would crash, but not burn, and why.

    This little "what if" is a reasonable explanation of conditions on other worlds, as we understand them, and how they would affect flight in a particular type and model of aircraft.

    If the story teller were addressing an international physics conference, he might sound a bit stupid with this presentation. As he is addressing an audience of nerds, with the intent of amusing and possibly educating them - he's done an excellent job.

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  52. Re:Orbit by v1 · · Score: 1

    I was thinking more just ORBIT. You first have to ask yourself what is the height required for the mass to orbit? (this is assuming you can start the plane out at any given direction, and you know the mass of the plane)

    After that, anything starting slower, lower, or weighing more will need to do some sort of powered flight to stay up.

    If you start a little bit below orbital requirements, the demand will be very minor. The farther down you go, the slower you start, or the heavier you are, the more demand there will be. It's not a yes/no thing. It could be a system just off equilibrium.

    Unless you have the scenario they described with the sun, where you don't hit atmosphere until you are well inside orbit (unless you have some impressive speed)

    So I guess what I'm saying is that the starting conditions (speed, heading, elevation) are at least as important as the planet you are trying to fly at. Since they somewhat arbitrarily picked them, the resulting comparisons are equally arbitrary. And not by an insignificant amount.

    That being said, revisit the starting conditions. If we say you must start with your speed, heading, and elevation, so that you are say, 10% below orbital speed, it becomes a question of atmosphere - "can you sustain flight?", rather than "can you pull out in time?". Can you generate enough lift to achieve... not sure what to call it... stable sub-orbital trajectory? I suppose that's the best definition of "powered flight". aka "straight and level", with an "at stable speed" thrown in for good measure.

    Numbers become more critical as your ability to generate lift is lowered, or as that 10% below orbit is raised. At some point it will become a question of whether or not you have time to pull out of the dive. (or whether it's even possible, assuming there's no ground) And then we get into what your "ceiling" would be - the highest altitude you can climb to, where you finally level out while trying to climb, equilibrium of climb. It's interesting to ponder that most craft have TWO ceilings... one is their orbit, and the other is somewhere below that. So what we may really be asking here is, "does the craft have a ceiling other than orbit?"

    Although that article does dig a bit deeper than xkcd did, it's still quite a long way from the goal.

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  53. Re:Not going anywhere... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "You can't achieve propulsion with a prop at a pressure altitude of 35KM AGL."

    Why is this? As far as I can tell the prop is just a rotating wing. As long as there is atmosphere the prop should be able to generate thrust.

  54. Re:Not going anywhere... by Qzukk · · Score: 3, Funny

    It it totally not believable in ANY context

    Wow, you mean he's wrong and the Cessna would fly awesome and not just fall to the ground?

    Our Cessna 172 isn’t up to the challenge. Launched from 1 km, it doesn’t build up enough speed to pull out of a dive, and plows into the Martian terrain at over 60 m/s (135 mph). If dropped from four or five kilometers, it could gain enough speed to pull up into a glide—at over half the speed of sound. The landing would not be survivable.

    Glad we had you here to set things right. I'm going to get started on my plan to fly to Mars!

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  55. Re:Not going anywhere... by turbidostato · · Score: 2

    "And get propulsion from a prop in an atmosphere of .6 that on earth?"

    There're two things to consider:
    1) Of course you get prop: it's a rotating wing, isn't it? So as long as there's any atmosphere, you'll get propulsion. Maybe your question was not about "propulsion" but about "enough propulsion", which gets us into point two.
    2) Who said that "enough propulsion" needs to be produced exclusively by the main rotor? In the experiment another quite porwerful prop source is included: gravity. You just take even a pig at 30 Km over the Martian surface and you'll see how it gains speed even without revolving its pig tail.

    The thougth experiment was not about flying a Cessna in Mars (and other objects) but about *how* it would *try* to fly over there. See, for instance, in Jupiter it would crush, but it wouldn't crash.

  56. Steak Drop by martin-boundary · · Score: 1
    For those who didn't RTFSteak blog entry, here's a summary of the analysis:

    Drop the steak from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.

    I love xkcd :)

    1. Re:Steak Drop by Pseudonym · · Score: 1

      You know, what I got from that is that steak might be a good material for ablative cooling. First one to the patent office wins.

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  57. Re:Not going anywhere... by ridgecritter · · Score: 2

    Great idea! I'm also a big guy, but it might fit me best if I were to lay it out horizontally...):

  58. I got linked! by Geoffrey.landis · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Wow-- I just noticed this-- I got linked!
    (at the pdf report linked at the words "...The acid's no fun, but it turns out the area right above the clouds is a great environment for an airplane" in the Venus section)
    http://ntrs.nasa.gov/archive/nasa/casi.ntrs.nasa.gov/20030003716_2002108457.pdf

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    1. Re:I got linked! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Congratulations. After all these years of faithfully reading /., you finally get recognized. ;)

      Seriously though, that's cool.

  59. Re:Not going anywhere... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    First, if you are going to say that multiple times, maybe you should get it right, as it is 0.6%, not 0.6 of the atmosphere.

    Second, propellers still work in such an atmosphere, just not well. When NASA was considering propulsion methods for a powered aircraft on Mars, it came down to a choice between propeller based or rocket based. The former expected to give 3-5 times the range of using rockets if powered by an internal combustion engine (requiring both fuel and oxidizer to be carried). In one particular possible case, it was a range of about 2000 km.

    Of course, this is of no relevance to what was in the article being discussed, where gravity was described as more important, but I guess the article wasn't relevant to what you said either.

  60. Re:Not going anywhere... by drainbramage · · Score: 1

    He is not a reader, he has a kindle.
    In a non related issue:
    Did anyone notice US teachers have begun 'boycotting' proficiency testing?

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  61. Re:Not going anywhere... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can't hand-waive away physics.

    No matter how much hand-waving you do, you can't hand-waive away your virginity.

  62. Re:Not going anywhere... by jamesh · · Score: 1

    http://m.xkcd.org/ is a better version for mobile. The title below the comic has a clickable superscript (alt text) link that will display the alt text underneath.

    Awesome. Tanks for the tip. I've now changed my bookmark :)

  63. I'm hoping the prof is watching by the_Bionic_lemming · · Score: 1

    On a drunken beerday many many years ago, i postulated that a cessna flung at .99 c (just under the speed of light) striking the earth would probably destroy it.

    I was ridiculed, maybe rightly, but if we're running physics and math here, what would the effect be?

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    1. Re:I'm hoping the prof is watching by slimjim8094 · · Score: 2

      This other what-if actually addresses this pretty well: http://what-if.xkcd.com/20/

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    2. Re:I'm hoping the prof is watching by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Gamma at 0.99c is 7, and a cessna weight pretty close to 1 tonne. So we're talking about 7 tonnes of energy or 6*10^20 Joules.

      This is roughly equivalent (in energy) to a magnitude 8.7 earthquake,3 Tsar Bombas going off at once, or a or a meteor a few hundred meters hitting the earth.

      There would be widespread destruction but it would not destroy the earth.

    3. Re:I'm hoping the prof is watching by the_Bionic_lemming · · Score: 1

      Thank you both. I am in appreciation of your taking time to answer.

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  64. Re:Not going anywhere... by HJED · · Score: 1
    As someone else quoted from the what-if, which you didn't read:

    Our Cessna 172 isn’t up to the challenge. Launched from 1 km, it doesn’t build up enough speed to pull out of a dive, and plows into the Martian terrain at over 60 m/s (135 mph). If dropped from four or five kilometers, it could gain enough speed to pull up into a glide—at over half the speed of sound.

    At no point does he claim the plane achieves propulsion, in fact he says exactly the opposite. Remember that the word glide means that the cesna does not achieve powered flight, and "launched from 1 km" means that it is already in the air when it falls and hits the ground, completely realistic given the terms of the scenario and detailed enough for the context.

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  65. Re:Not going anywhere... by ryzvonusef · · Score: 1

    Tanks for the tip.

    Another tip: xkcd comic usually get a transcript (which helps as an explainer) after a day or two.

    Can I get a Tank too? I am not picky, though I wouldn't mind a nice little Sherman :D

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  66. What If? by ProzacPatient · · Score: 1

    I love this series. The scenarios that he works out are so absurd it's hard not to be laughing the whole time while reading (and visualizing) Randall's explanation. I had a hard time keeping it together while imaging a giant rain drop dropping down on one house or imaging someone dropping a steak from space for the purpose of cooking.

  67. I agree that those thought experiments are rubbish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For one thing they are all circular, or endlessly recursive.

    1) The speed of light is constant and cannot be exceeded therefore
    2) ...
    3) Which proves that the speed of light is constant and cannot be exceeded therefore
    4) profit?

  68. But Why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I for one, think that its utterly fantastic that you spent so much time disproving a cartoon.

  69. Re:I agree that those thought experiments are rubb by jonbryce · · Score: 2

    The speed of light is constant and cannot be exceeded, therefore
    By implication, we must have time dialation depending on frame of reference
    We can work out how much we would expect that time dialation to be
    We have a testable hypothesis that could potentially be disproven by experiment on board Concorde or another fast aircraft.

  70. Re:Not going anywhere... by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

    I consider it a bad trend to make separate mobile web pages. The same link will be used by desktop and mobile users, but no matter what page you link to, it will be the wrong page for someone. Instead the page should display correctly for both desktop and mobile; if this is not possible with a common HTML file, just serve different files depending on whether it was accessed from a desktop or mobile browser.

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  71. The "physics professor" commentary is inane by levicivita · · Score: 1

    The two body problem has been solved for hundreds of years and it is one of the foundational results in physics. A lack of familiarity with it is damning. Being pedantic and obnoxious while proving you have no idea what you are talking about is unforgivable.

  72. Alt text on the galaxy s2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Use Google Reader; when viewing the comics in Reader you can longpress the image for alt text.

  73. Tracker slashdotted? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The "Tracker" video analysis app download page TFA links to is down. In fact the whole server www.cabrillo.edu is down.
    Coral cache: http://www.cabrillo.edu.nyud.net/~dbrown/tracker/ -- even the installer packages are cached!

    1. Re:Tracker slashdotted? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      cabrillo kid(*) is back up

      (*) or was it named after the cheese?

  74. Re:Not going anywhere...s by DiamondGeezer · · Score: 1

    On Mars the Cessna wouldn't have enough lift, so you'd make a plane with a much better power-to-weight ratio by using thin carbon fiber delta wings to increase the effective area of the lift surfaces.

    Or use a digirible.

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  75. We also have pictures of Venus's surface by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One mistake in the explanation text : Mars and Titans are not the only bodies whose surfaces we have pictures of: there is also Venus. The Russians sent a number of probes there, which took a number of pictures :

    http://www.mentallandscape.com/c_catalogvenus.htm

  76. Re:If your plane is on fire and not a plane anymor by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    What if it was made of sodium?

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  77. Re:If your plane is on fire and not a plane anymor by X0563511 · · Score: 1

    What?

    And that's not what I meant. It was in a flight manual or something. Various conditions that ended with "you will not be X today"

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  78. Re:Not going anywhere... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A prop is not going to move you in this atmosphere. You couldn't swing a standard prop fast enough, and by the time you scale up the prop diameter, the plane would spin but the prop wouldn't, because a prop that big would weight way more than the plane and would have too much inertia.

    Too bad there's no such thing as a contrarotating coaxial prop, yes?

  79. Re:Not going anywhere... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    good one dad, god ur a dick sometimes

    -Jesus

  80. Re:Not going anywhere... by green1 · · Score: 2

    No!!!! I don't want ANY page to EVER display something different on my mobile browser from on the PC. The biggest frustration I have surfing the web on mobile devices is convincing web sites that I'm not surfing on a 10 year old feature phone. Mobile displays these days have just as good resolution as laptop displays (sometimes better) I'm tired of missing 3/4 of the features of the page just because my user agent string says I'm on a mobile device. (Slashdot is bad this way, but at least it honours the "request desktop version" flag, if only I didn't have to set it every single time I visited the site, Unfortunately many sites completely ignore that flag and shovel their garbage mobile version on you anyway.)

    Mobile sites were useful 10 years ago, but today they're outdated and I wish they would just die.

  81. Re:Not going anywhere... by green1 · · Score: 1

    Of course that drawback is also specifically stated in the xkcd link.

    I know people have an aversion to reading the articles, but if a comic is too much to read, maybe you shouldn't be commenting.

  82. Re:Not going anywhere... by painandgreed · · Score: 1

    I have to admit not ever reading xkcd, having more important things on my Kindle.

    If you've never read it, then how do you know? A little bit of faith based knowledge there?

  83. Re:Not going anywhere... by dwye · · Score: 1

    I have to admit not ever reading xkcd, having more important things on my Kindle.

    If you've never read it, then how do you know? A little bit of faith based knowledge there?

    No, just snobbery, like those people who refused to waste their time with a TV until the mid-1970's, then loudly proclaimed that they only watched PBS because there was nothing worth watching on any other channels.

  84. I'm one of the 10,000! by xQx · · Score: 1

    I did not know that, very interesting. Thank you.

    http://xkcd.com/1053/

  85. Re:Not going anywhere... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I consider it a bad trend to make separate mobile web pages. The same link will be used by desktop and mobile users, but no matter what page you link to, it will be the wrong page for someone. Instead the page should display correctly for both desktop and mobile; if this is not possible with a common HTML file, just serve different files depending on whether it was accessed from a desktop or mobile browser.

    I'm pretty sure there's an obligatory xkcd for that.

  86. Re:Not going anywhere... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dude, take a chill pill. It's different because of the mouseover. It ADDS features. Try looking at the site before having an cow. Also, you ONLY get the mobile site if you ask for it. This is how mobile sites SHOULD be implemented.

  87. Re:Not going anywhere... by RaceProUK · · Score: 1

    Childish daydreams of youth, maybe, but not science.

    Einstein once asked himself 'What would a light wave look like if you caught up with it?' - and lo, general relativity was discovered.

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  88. So, women really are from Venus! by Dabido · · Score: 1

    Venus: 'Unfortunately, X-Plane is not capable of simulating the hellish environment near the surface of Venus. But physics calculations give us an idea of what flight there would be like. The upshot is: Your plane would fly pretty well, except it would be on fire the whole time, and then it would stop flying, and then stop being a plane.'

    Exactly like my first wife. The sex was great at first, and she was totally on fire, then the sex stopped and she stopped being a human being!!!

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  89. Re:Not going anywhere... by Pseudonym · · Score: 1

    That's okay, so did the shuttle.

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