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Email Trails Show Bankers Behaving Badly

An anonymous reader writes "The New York Times is running a pair of stories about U.S. financial institutions being investigated by the Federal government and courts for alleged systemic and illegal activities that helped bring about the housing crisis and collapse of the world economy in 2008. Emails produced during courtroom discovery reveal that insiders at JP Morgan Chase knew that the bundles of securities they were marketing to investors were rotten with bad loans. And emails show the credit rating agency Standard & Poor's (a division of McGraw-Hill) was determined to stop losing deals to its competitors by being too tough on the banks whose products they were evaluating."

251 comments

  1. Get a rope! by hessian · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Corruption is corruption.

    Hang them from the trees on Wall Street as a warning to others.

    And stop creating government regulations that give them lots of loopholes to exploit.

    1. Re:Get a rope! by Epeeist · · Score: 0

      And stop creating government regulations that give them lots of loopholes to exploit.

      You would prefer there was no regulation at all?

      You think the deregulation that took place under both Bush administrations was a good thing?

    2. Re:Get a rope! by c0lo · · Score: 2

      And stop creating government regulations that give them lots of loopholes to exploit.

      Yeap. Better totally deregulate the industry... you see?... no loopholes to exploit

      (ducks)

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    3. Re:Get a rope! by Seumas · · Score: 1

      How about all the people that were involved in these financial manipulations and catastrophes and have been given (some after the matter) vital government positions?

    4. Re:Get a rope! by conspirator57 · · Score: 1

      Wake me up when there's a successful criminal prosecution. Bernie Madoff doesn't count: he targeted the wealthy.

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    5. Re:Get a rope! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      absolutely agree, It seems we couldn't do sth to avoid this

    6. Re:Get a rope! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no. but apparently you think deregulation under the Clinton administration was a good thing. that was rhe dot com boom, remember? stop pointing to particular parties. they are all equally corrupt.

    7. Re:Get a rope! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you forgetting that Glass-Steagal was repealed (for want of a better word) during the Clinton administration?

    8. Re:Get a rope! by zebslash · · Score: 4, Informative

      To be frank, deregulation has started in the 80s, with Reagan, Thatcher in the UK, and then continued with Bush senior and Clinton. A key event being the abrogation of the Glass Stingall Act, which separated retail and investment banking. This Act had been put in place after the crisis of 1929, to... avoid a new crisis. Obviously lessons are quickly forgotten when a lot of money are involved. Watch the documentary "Inside Job" for more about this.

    9. Re:Get a rope! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe he meant create the regulation, leave out the damned loopholes?

    10. Re:Get a rope! by SternisheFan · · Score: 1

      Corruption is corruption.

      Hang them from the trees on Wall Street as a warning to others.

      And stop creating government regulations that give them lots of loopholes to exploit.

      You beat me to it. Hang 'em. Hang them high.

    11. Re:Get a rope! by Vaphell · · Score: 1

      Glass Stegall Act doesn't matter. The rest of the world doesn't have it and it's the investment banks that went down, not mixed businesses. One could argue that diversification helped them avoid trouble.

    12. Re:Get a rope! by kilfarsnar · · Score: 1

      Wake me up when there's a successful criminal prosecution. Bernie Madoff doesn't count: he targeted the wealthy.

      He also doesn't count because he confessed. It's not like they actually caught him. In fact the SEC actively avoided catching him until he showed up and said yeah, it's a Ponzi scheme.

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    13. Re:Get a rope! by nitehawk214 · · Score: 1

      "Deregulation is bad for the economy!"

      "Democrats deregulate too, see!"

      Fine, but that does not invalidate the point. Regulations slow down some forms of commerce, but they prevent others from abusing the system. So a balance must be struck between slowing down the economy and allowing corruption and abuse.

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    14. Re:Get a rope! by Mitreya · · Score: 1

      To be frank, deregulation has started in the 80s, with Reagan, Thatcher in the UK, and then continued with Bush senior and Clinton. ... Obviously lessons are quickly forgotten when a lot of money are involved.

      Deregulation is a secondary issue. *Something* done in 2008 must have still been illegal, but no one is even hinting at trying to prosecute. Hell, look at HSBC that got away with a fine for *blatantly* illegal activities just a few weeks ago.

      Laws (and enacting new laws) are useless if they are not being enforced.

    15. Re:Get a rope! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      good luck finding some trees on Wall Street

    16. Re:Get a rope! by AwesomeMcgee · · Score: 1

      The balance has been struck: Deregulation is currently at a point where the economy for really rich people like federal politicians is *great* and Regulation is at a point where the entire public isn't 100% certain that more would be a good thing so the politicians aren't being bothered by their constituents to increase it (which would slow the economy for really rich people, but speed it up for the rest of us as we have more money in our pockets when we're not being gang-banged by the rich people's economy).

    17. Re:Get a rope! by AwesomeMcgee · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Would never pass congress, those loopholes are important to ensure the regulation doesn't stop people from making tons of money from committing fraudulent acts, err rather, those loopholes ensure the country's economy doesn't slow.

      In all honesty, I have just realized a simple fact, America is a country with 2 economies. The rich people's economy and everybody elses, they follow 100% different rules, their money comes from 100% different sources, they are literally 2 distinct economies. The only way they intermix is that the rich one get's all it's money through tricking and extorting the money from the other one (and others, internationally), and the other one generates money for itself by internally ebbing the money about as well as importing money from other countries through valuable exports. The country's GDP comes from everyone's, however the country's GDP goes to the rich people's.

      Viewing them as two totally separate and distinct economies the same way you view america's economy and mexico's economy actually makes a lot more sense...

      ...the trick I guess is that one of the economies has a monomorphic (or more truly catamorphic) relationship to the other one, where we need it to be homomorphic...hylomorphic might also be workable...

    18. Re:Get a rope! by AwesomeMcgee · · Score: 1

      Sadly that is literally the argument of a lot of people "Regulation doesn't work so stop regulating!" translation: "Regulation has loopholes that are being exploited, so stop regulating and they'll stop exploiting loopholes!"... people actually think this way, but you can't blame them, if they're stupid enough to not realize why that is brain-damagingly backwards, they're stupid enough to think that way...

    19. Re:Get a rope! by AwesomeMcgee · · Score: 1

      Seriously, it takes the criminal actively walking into the courthouse and proclaiming himself an enormous felon and requesting jail-time for prosecution to happen when they're rich. And "prosecution" that results in a fine is so non-punitive it's mind-melting.

      This person stole 100 million dollars, bad person! 20 million dollar fine! Yeah, fines work real well. Oh fine more like "Bad person: 120 million dollar fine!" (all the while the person made 88 million off their 100 million over the 2 decades they were stealing it by way of interest and investments we poor people don't have access to), poor guy only walks away 68 million ahead.. stealing is dangerous, you could get caught and then...punished? no no.. what do we call that... shamed? Yeah that's it. Steal lots of money, get publically shamed. That's about the long and the short of it..

    20. Re:Get a rope! by sconeu · · Score: 1

      HSBC was smart enough not to be prosecuted by Carmen Ortiz for alleged copyright infringement.

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    21. Re:Get a rope! by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      A key event being the abrogation of the Glass Stingall [sic] Act

      The authority in the Glass Steagall Act didn't go away - Gramm-Leach-Bliley transferred the authority to the Federal Reserve to manage the banks.

      Now, many of those banks have seats on the Federal Reserve Board, but that's an argument that the Fed is corrupt and needs to be disbanded after a failed century-long experiment.

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    22. Re:Get a rope! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Hang them from the trees on Wall Street as a warning to others.

      God, you are naive.

    23. Re:Get a rope! by Empiric · · Score: 3, Interesting

      ...and the other one generates money for itself by internally ebbing the money about as well as importing money from other countries through valuable exports.

      I think you left out "and producing -actual goods and services- which is the only source of money's value"...

      Along the lines of your division into two distinct economies, I now am careful to use the term "making money" only to refer to the activities of engineers, scientists, mechanics, assembly-line workers, and the like. The financial sector, lawyers, politicians, CEOs and similar do not actually "make money"--they "get their hands on money". If everyone, including the media, paused carefully and selected the appropriate term, consistently asking when speaking to engineers, say, "How much money are you expecting to make", versus when speaking to investment bankers, "How much money are you expecting to get your hands on"--we'd go along way not only toward using language accurately but significantly improving society.

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    24. Re:Get a rope! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And stop creating government regulations that give them lots of loopholes to exploit.

      I hope you realized after posting this how stupid it was. In ALL cases, removing a rule or regulation increases the size of the loophole.

    25. Re:Get a rope! by sjames · · Score: 1

      But first extract restitution. I doubt very much that they could ever repay all of the damage they did, but they should pay for as much of it as they can.

    26. Re:Get a rope! by sjames · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That's also why we keep hearing how much the economy is improving and about record profits being made and yet nothing seems different.

      It's also how we can hear for years on end how welfare and other 'entitlements' are killing us and how we can't possibly afford them for even one more year, but as soon as a banker's bonus is in jeopardy, we somehow find an extra trillion dollars we can throw at the problem.

    27. Re:Get a rope! by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      How about mis-regulation?

      Like preventing banks from requiring people be able to pay back their loans?

      Using underwriting standards for social engineering?

      Things that in hindsight were clearly mis-regulations. Not de-regulations, regulations that made things worse.

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    28. Re:Get a rope! by SternisheFan · · Score: 1

      But first extract restitution. I doubt very much that they could ever repay all of the damage they did, but they should pay for as much of it as they can.

      Agreed. Until there are harsh and consistent penalties for crimes like these, they'll continue, until there's no country left.

      It took about 300 years for Rome to fall, after most of its gold and valuables were stolen and removed by the rich and powerful of the time, and the infrastructure began to fail. I see a lot of parallels here.

    29. Re:Get a rope! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great, now I have the theme song stuck in my head.

      Dun-dun DAH DAAAAH, DUN-DUN dah daaaaah, Dun-dun DAH DAHHHH DAH DUH DUH DUHHHHHHH

      Well... that obviously failed...

    30. Re:Get a rope! by DeadCatX2 · · Score: 1

      It does matter if the combined investment/commercial banks starts using the deposits from customers of the commercial bank as part of their capital requirements when building toxic investments. Without the commercial deposits to fatten the denominator of their fractional lending ratio, the numerator wouldn't have been able to get quite so large.

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    31. Re:Get a rope! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sadly, I have to agree. Common sense seems to be in limited amounts these days: instead of plugging the hole in the hull, blow the entire boat to pieces... no more water gets into the boat now, you swim with the sharks.

    32. Re:Get a rope! by cavebison · · Score: 1

      Corruption is corruption.

      How is this "corruption" as opposed to, say, companies working with a set of rules defined by lawmakers whose political careers depend on raising contributions from said companies? That is, Democracy and Capitalism?

    33. Re:Get a rope! by cavebison · · Score: 1

      Corruption is corruption.

      And stop creating government regulations that give them lots of loopholes to exploit.

      I think that second point contradicts the first.

  2. Re:News for Nerds??!! by JustOK · · Score: 4, Funny

    It mentions email, and email is very techy. You need computers and stuff.

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  3. What a surprise! by furbyhater · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Now we can see who sits in the cockpit of the "invisible hand". When the people at the top of our complex financial system, with the trust and responsibility placed on them to safeguard the well-being of the whole community, behave in such an anti-social manner they belong behind bars. Overt anti-social behaviour is to be punished, that's the whole point of laws. That these people will get of scot-free or with only small (for them) fines is fresh evidence that the structure of our society needs mending. News at 11'!

    1. Re:What a surprise! by crazyjj · · Score: 1, Troll

      Obviously, you haven't been watching Fox News. They have assured me that it was the evil government, and not base greed and the free market, that caused the crash.

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    2. Re:What a surprise! by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Obviously, you haven't been watching Fox News. They have assured me that it was the evil government, and not base greed and the free market, that caused the crash.

      Didn't you hear? It was Bill Clinton's army of crafty welfare negroes who somehow managed to sucker the brightest lights on Wall Street, despite having minimal prior experience with anything other than check-cashing joins and sleazy rent-to-own financing schemes... Makes perfect sense!

    3. Re: What a surprise! by gsgriffin · · Score: 0

      You obviously don't watch Fox News and are set to MSNBC. No need for political propaganda here, Mr. Troll. Everyone knows the roots and the causes. Each political party needs to own up to their part. Whatch the real videos of senior Democrats in House and Senate prior to the crash that were stating we needed to make more housing affordable for more people that can't afford houses. Tie that together with Republicans that were hoping these problem would self-regulate as banks didn't want to feel the effects of bad actions. The whole government team is to blame, each for their part in making this a reality.

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    4. Re:What a surprise! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And that invisible hand seems to wear a yarmulke.

    5. Re: What a surprise! by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      So instead you parrot propaganda from Fox News?

      Really useful. Go look at some charts and figures, Fannie and Freddie did not bring this about, most of these loans were too big.

    6. Re:What a surprise! by furbyhater · · Score: 1

      What does it change for us? PS: Had to check wikipedia ;-)

    7. Re:What a surprise! by sesshomaru · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "When the people at the top of our complex financial system, with the trust and responsibility placed on them to safeguard the well-being of the whole community, behave in such an anti-social manner they belong behind bars."

      Hey now, it's not like they were downloading a bunch of academic journals or something!

      We need some perspective here.

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    8. Re: What a surprise! by Qzukk · · Score: 4, Informative

      Hell, the definition of "sub-prime" is "Freddie and Fannie won't touch this".

      Freddie and Fannie didn't insure a single one of these mortgages. Their problem is that they got suckered into backing their prime mortgage insurance business with investments that had been rated AAA by S&P.

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    9. Re:What a surprise! by furbyhater · · Score: 1

      Great comparison! It's difficult to stay sane in such an environment... and reading slashdot regurarly validates this assumption ;-)

    10. Re:What a surprise! by ElmoGonzo · · Score: 1

      Really, cue Claude Rains and all that.

    11. Re: What a surprise! by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 2

      During the run up to the crash the balance sheets of Freddie and Fannie actually shrunk because they could not compete with the private lenders.

      Not only that, but F&F don't resell mortgages, so any bad loans don't destabilize the rest of the financial system.

      The idea that they had anything to do with this is flat out preposterous.

    12. Re:What a surprise! by Mitreya · · Score: 1

      Now we can see who sits in the cockpit of the "invisible hand". When the people at the top of our complex financial system, with the trust and responsibility placed on them to safeguard the well-being of the whole community...

      The mechanism operates just as intended. Bankers are not really there to "safeguard" our community and it is foolish to expect them to do so.
      If they are punished for bad behavior, they will (mostly) stop behaving badly. If they are rewarded for bad behavior, they will behave worse and worse until they are punished
      Even if they aren't sociopaths, that is a normal reaction.

    13. Re: What a surprise! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Talk radio is still blaming the crisis on loans to black people, but of course, they can't seem figure out why people call them racist. The problem was fraud top to bottom in the system and failed loans to minorities was never shown to be significant.

    14. Re:What a surprise! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps they should have been. At least they might have escaped their 'Corruption 101' mindset.

      I am Jacks complete and utter disgust, that it's 4 years later, and jackshit has been done to make sure something like this never happens again.

    15. Re:What a surprise! by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Overt anti-social behaviour is to be punished, that's the whole point of laws.

      This is pure grade-school fantasy. The whole point of granting permanent corporations is to encourage anti-social behavior and absolve the corporate actors from personal responsibility (as a means to concentrate power and wealth in the hands of an oligarchy and away from the people). In the US permanent corporations simply did not exist before the post-civil-war period, when JD Rockefeller essentially bought off Congress to allow them for the sake of Standard Oil.

      The Founders knew what the problems were with the corporations of the British Empire and mercantilism and meant to avoid a repeat of those abuses.

      The international banking cartel are essentially the new mercantilists.

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    16. Re: What a surprise! by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      They don't resell mortgages they buy them. And their underwriting standards set 'the standard'. Deviate from them and risk a discrimination lawsuit. You can go easier, but harder and your one 'ethnic' applicant away from being shystered.

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    17. Re: What a surprise! by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 2

      You are incorrect in several ways.

      1. The bulk of MBS etc. were sold to private parties, not F&F.

      2. Because of this the GSEs had no influence in lending standards. Because of the profitability of these private sales it turned into a race to the bottom.

      This isn't the first time this sort of thing has happened. During the 1880's and 1920's there were similar crashes due to mortgage securitization.

      3. Derivatives based on these MBS's (F&F did not participate in these in any way) levered up the effects of defaults terrifically. Ever hear of the CDS? The naked CDS? CDOs? CDO squared?

      4. Only 1 in 25 of the subprime loans where subject to CRA regulations.

      The idea that Freddie and Fanny purchasing these loans was the cause of the crash is just not borne out by facts. In 2002 before the sub prime boom they owned about 54% of all mortgages. In 2006, when the boom was underway that had dropped to 40% because these loans were being bought by private banks.

      Whoever is telling you that GSEs are the cause of this is wrong.

    18. Re:What a surprise! by DeadCatX2 · · Score: 2

      I've wondered a few times whether Mr. Swartz should have created something like "Information Liberation Inc." or something to that effect. Perhaps if he had engaged in his actions as a company instead of an individual, he could have avoided being labeled a felon and thrown in prison.

      I mean, Carmen Ortiz let it work for St. Jude's. And GlaxoSmithKline. And Forest Laboratories.

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  4. Deja vu by NoNonAlphaCharsHere · · Score: 2

    This reminds me of the "Barry Bonds took steroids, reports everyone who ever watched baseball" story from The Onion. I'm shocked, simply shocked at how unsuprised I am.

    1. Re:Deja vu by Perky_Goth · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, everyone was shocked that Armstrong took drugs during the performances for all his titles.

    2. Re:Deja vu by sjames · · Score: 1

      The difference, of course, is that Bonds actually paid a price for his involvement and MLB has actually made an effort to clean up. Bonds is no longer playing ball, the bankers are still banking.

      I'm not saying Bonds didn't get away with things, but at least he didn't get away unscathed.

  5. Not exactly news by michelcolman · · Score: 5, Interesting

    And I wouldn't blame a few individual bankers, I think this was coordinated a bit higher up. American banks had been selling way too many loans, and when they saw this was becoming a huge problem that might bring down the entire American economy, they made the brilliant move of packaging these loans in nice AAA investment vehicles and selling them to the rest of the world. Now it became a global crisis instead of an American one.

    Not a very moral or honest thing to do, but it sure was ingenious.

    1. Re:Not exactly news by crazyjj · · Score: 1, Insightful

      It was the biggest Ponzi scheme in history--all done with the blessing of the biggest banks in the world, cheering politicians, and a gullible public that bought into the idea that less regulation and oversight would somehow not incentivize corruption and fraud.

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    2. Re:Not exactly news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not quite. When congress mandated that government retirement fund only buy AAA bonds, the only plausible market move was to make enough AAA bonds for that huge market. You can't magically legislate risk away. Why S&P? Revenge for downgrading the US debt during the election runup. I'll eat crow if they prosecute any of the other rating agencies. Sorry to bust your bubble.

    3. Re:Not exactly news by furbyhater · · Score: 1

      Of course I blame the individual bankers who made the decisions that led up to this, who else is there to blame?!
      I dont' think that anything was coordianted "higher up" than those finiancial institutions who made profit from the whole fiasco.

    4. Re:Not exactly news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Ingenious"...You keep saying that. I think that word does not mean what you think it means.

      Seriously, if anything that our banker overloards do is ever ingenious, the results will prove it, and the world will probably be a better place. However, sometimes my idea of genius is set to a longer time-line than what others would care to explore.

      Any selfish act, no matter how well planned, cannot be called ingenious. Any act that promotes health throughout the world, no matter how simple, is always ingenious.

      just my .02

    5. Re:Not exactly news by dkleinsc · · Score: 3, Insightful

      And I wouldn't blame a few individual bankers, I think this was coordinated a bit higher up.

      Who or what was coordinating it? The Bavarian Illuminati? An invisible man living in the sky? His Noodlyness? Inquiring minds want to know.

      My impression of the whole mess:
      1. It was fraud on a massive scale.
      2. It was very very profitable to engage in. Anyone at a major bank who had even remotely suggested that this was a bad idea tended to be first laughed out of the room and then fired shortly thereafter.
      3. For the last 15-20 years at least, the SEC and the Feds basically made the decision to look the other way with regards to Wall St crimes. The Bush administration in particular was notoriously lax, but Obama has done nothing to put a stop to it.
      4. When it hit the fan, all the people involved got bailed out because the US Treasury Department was either (a) in on it, or (b) was scared of what would happen to the economy if that didn't happen.

      None of this required any kind of coordination, all it took was somebody committing this kind of fraud and getting away with it. As a rule, if left unchecked crooked business drives out honest business because the crooks have higher profit margins.

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    6. Re:Not exactly news by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 2

      In the 1990's there was a suggestion that over the counter derivatives (CDS, MBS included) be regulated by the then head of the CFTC, Brooksley Born.

      This got slapped down hard by Greenspan, Summers, Rubin etc.

      Regulated derivatives like options are far less profitable and far more transparent so of course the issuers of the OTC derivatives don't want that.

      Regulation is still needed. People in the industry will tell you that the games are still going on.

    7. Re:Not exactly news by CaptSlaq · · Score: 0

      "Ingenious"...You keep saying that. I think that word does not mean what you think it means.

      Seriously, if anything that our banker overloards do is ever ingenious, the results will prove it, and the world will probably be a better place. However, sometimes my idea of genius is set to a longer time-line than what others would care to explore.

      Any selfish act, no matter how well planned, cannot be called ingenious. Any act that promotes health throughout the world, no matter how simple, is always ingenious.

      just my .02

      Either you read Rand and didn't like it, or you REALLY need to read Rand and perhaps adjust the idea of what selfishness can accomplish. If the former, I respectfully disagree. If the latter, I would recommend reading and delving deep into some of the ideas that Rand presents.

    8. Re:Not exactly news by Vaphell · · Score: 2

      Egan-Jones (small rating agency that is paid not by sellers but by buyers) which is famous for its harsh ratings recently got hit by the SEC with 18 month ban on govt ratings because of formalities.

    9. Re:Not exactly news by daem0n1x · · Score: 1

      So it's all politicians fault for putting pressure on the poor bankers? Nice try.

      I just read on the news they're preparing to sue Moody's. Do you fancy your crow rare or medium?

    10. Re:Not exactly news by dkf · · Score: 1

      So it's all politicians fault for putting pressure on the poor bankers?

      Whether or not the politicians have any fault, the bankers did wrong and knew it at the time. Either that, or they were stunningly stupid. Take your pick.

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    11. Re:Not exactly news by daem0n1x · · Score: 1

      Your post is so stuffed with falsities I don't even know where to start bashing it. I guess I simply don't have the time for it now. Good luck, asshole.

    12. Re:Not exactly news by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Who or what was coordinating it?

      The Federal Reserve Bank. Controlling the world's reserve currency gives it unequalled power. Greenspan himself said he was going to replace the NASDAQ bubble with a housing bubble and has admitted to (bragged about) bullshitting Congress to do it. A bubble is by definition illusory wealth and The Fed purposely set interest rates artificially low to create the illusion of wealth. Now they've replaced the housing bubble with a monetary bubble and the same people who were calling the housing crash are calling a monetary cash.

      I'm don't get why so many people are so intent to deny these actors' own words about what they're doing - maybe they need to maintain the illusion that government is infallible to excuse the power they have over the people.

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    13. Re:Not exactly news by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

      It wouldn't take much arguing to convince me that the Federal Reserve is one of the most powerful institutions on the planet.

      There's a major problem with your theory though: What does the Federal Reserve (or its employees) have to gain by coordinating an effort where a few major corporations defraud everyone else? In 2005, I worked for a brief while as a developer at a mortgage titling firm, and just from the paperwork crossing my desk I could tell that there was no way in hell that the mortgage business as it was structured then could last forever. If I could see it, presumably those smart guys at the Federal Reserve could see it. They'd also know full well that a dollar-denominated crash would lead to people looking for different currencies to store their money in, so logically they'd be able to predict that engineering this kind of thing would make the Federal Reserve less powerful.

      My point was that a coordinated effort was hardly necessary: All it took was self-interested investment banks, self-interested ratings agencies, self-interested insurance salesmen, and self-interested regulators carefully not noticing the activities of the banks, ratings agencies, and insurance salesmen.

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    14. Re:Not exactly news by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Biggest Ponzi scheme in history is still operating. You know what it is.

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    15. Re:Not exactly news by DeadCatX2 · · Score: 1

      I think you have it slightly backwards. You're starting with supply - there's a lot of loans, what do we do with them?

      The problem is that brokers won't make shady loans unless they have someone to turn around and sell them to. This fraud did not start on the supply side.

      I think that instead, what you had was someone figuring out how to cook a CDO with normal MBS. And there's big demand for AAA-rated debt. So you give all the good borrowers mortgages.

      But there is still so much demand for AAA-rated debt! So let's give mortgages to okay borrowers. We can use MBS and CDO to turn those okay mortgages into AAA-rated debt.

      But there is still so much demand for AAA-rated debt! So let's give mortgages to risky borrowers.

      I personally believe the problem started with demand. Without the demand for any and every mortgage to be packaged into MBS/CDO, the small-time scammers would have had no one to sell their risky mortgages to.

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    16. Re:Not exactly news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your post is so stuffed with falsities I don't even know where to start bashing it. I guess I simply don't have the time for it now. Good luck, asshole.

      What post are you referring to?

    17. Re:Not exactly news by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      Not quite. When congress mandated that government retirement fund only buy AAA bonds, the only plausible market move was to make enough AAA bonds for that huge market.

      I'm convinced that the boomer's retirement funds are one HUGE bubble that still has not burst. Think about it - how does an entire generation "save up money" in an economy. Saving money works fine for individuals because it is against a much larger backdrop of economic activity. When you have a huge chunk of people who all want to basically stop working and start collecting for a few decades it doesn't really work. Oh, they might have a ton of assets in their accounts, but all of it is paper-based and only worth what you can get for it. What happens when everybody starts selling their index funds? The fund drops. What happens when everybody wants to go out to eat using the cash they saved up? Restaurants raise their prices due to demand, and workers demand more wages due to demand. I suspect there will be significant inflation, and those counting on those funds to retire will find themselves in a bad place.

      Going back to your comment - it isn't just the government retirement funds doing this sort of thing. All of these pension funds need to invest a TON of money, and even more importantly they need to MAKE a ton of money (otherwise, heaven forbid, employers might actually have to contribute more towards employee pensions). When you are investing $1k you can buy any stock you want and sell it at any time. When you are investing $1B it isn't like you can just phone up the local broker and buy $1B of stock in some startup that you think will go up. When you have a million other institutions doing the same basically there is this huge demand for things to invest in, and the economy itself isn't big enough to support those investments, so suddenly you have derivatives on derivatives just so that there is some piece of paper to sell to some guy who wants to buy a piece of paper...

    18. Re:Not exactly news by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      It used to be that when you had a billion dollars and you didn't know what to do with it you used it to build a factory and make a product, or loan/invest it in somebody who is going to do that. However, on paper you can't make 40% annually starting on day 1 from that kind of an investment. So, bankers created derivatives that let you do just that.

      The result is that the REAL economy (the factories and services actually done by ordinary workers) is shrinking, while tons of money are floating around chasing promises written on paper. However, all derivatives in the end tie back to something in the real economy, so it is just a big house of cards that is falling.

      That's what drives me nuts about the bailouts. If you want to employ people at least have them repair bridges or something which creates something of long-term value to the country that serves more than just some corporate bottom-line. It also makes doing business IN THE USA more efficient, and thus creates jobs long-term. Giving money to a bunch of bankers just keeps the games going on, and does nothing for the average american.

  6. Re:News for Nerds??!! by Desler · · Score: 1

    It's better than a post by that Bennett blowhard or the blatant Dice ad in the Red Hat post.

  7. Re:News for Nerds??!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    What's wrong about it? As far as I'm concerned, that is pretty (disgustingly) accurate...

    It turned out that e-mails are used as evidence. One could say that's computer technology related... It's not like those were written notes or something.

  8. Banks paved the way for world economy collapse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    in order to increase their profits.

    More news at 11

  9. They're your ruling class by rsilvergun · · Score: 1, Insightful

    good luck with that. Maybe if they didn't have all those armies of well trained soldiers with machine guns...

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    1. Re:They're your ruling class by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I don't think I've seen anybody who isn't a head of state moving around in public with an armed guard, much less an actual army. They hire ex police to patrol their private driveway, and maybe the chauffeur carries a pistol. There is next to nothing to stop some crazed nutbag, or a concerted group, from offing one of them in broad daylight except the rule of law.

      FWIW, I think that would be a tragedy. They should be tried in court for felony larceny, stripped of their assets and holdings, and imprisoned. I would be happy if this was tried in the ICC at The Hague, as what they did was an international crime.

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    2. Re:They're your ruling class by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe he was suggesting that the bankers have the US government, and by extension the armed forces, in their pockets.

    3. Re:They're your ruling class by nitehawk214 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It is very common in 3rd world countries, but even in first world nations there are people that have armed guards.

      However I suspect the "banker's well trained soldiers" the GP is referring to are the police forces and armies of the United States. As in, bankers buy politicians, which craft laws and direct their military forces to protect the bankers.

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    4. Re:They're your ruling class by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think I've seen anybody who isn't a head of state moving around in public with an armed guard, much less an actual army.

      Really? You actually see these people? Oh, wait, you mean when you "see" them on television. Yeah, because that's not a staged thing. Nope.

      They hire ex police to patrol their private driveway, and maybe the chauffeur carries a pistol.

      And they live in areas away from high crime (because they can afford to) and work in places without much crime (ditto). Money makes sure that crime finds other places to be and other things to do rather than bother these people. If you were to take an AK-47 or an AR-15 and try to get within a block of one of these places you would start having much trouble, and actually locating a single person would be next to impossible. But please, continue to act as though these people are just like you and me.

      There is next to nothing to stop some crazed nutbag, or a concerted group, from offing one of them in broad daylight except the rule of law.

      The RULE OF LAW that you seem to propose there, is this the same rule of law that allows nutbags to buy guns in the first place? Yeah, you might not have noticed but those laws and the enforcement that goes along with it are a little ... lopsided.

      FWIW, I think that would be a tragedy. They should be tried in court for felony larceny, stripped of their assets and holdings, and imprisoned. I would be happy if this was tried in the ICC at The Hague, as what they did was an international crime.

      Well, isn't that nice. I'll make sure that sentiment gets filed away with the rest of the 'Hang in there!' cat poster and the 'Have a nice day' mug. I'd like them tried, too. I called my senator. What did you do?

    5. Re:They're your ruling class by Magada · · Score: 1

      I would be happy if this was tried in the ICC at The Hague, as what they did was an international crime.

      I could settle for an old-fashioned tar&feathering. If their security is as bad as you imply, it should be easy&fun.
      But I doubt it.

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    6. Re:They're your ruling class by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      modded insightful!!?? *whooooosh* Your president and congress are corporate bitches, the Homeland Security statsi, the Armed Forces, the FBI, the CIA are their minions. Armed droids kick in citizens doors for alleged copyright infringement, because their masters include the entertainment cartel. And in totally unrelated news, the Department of Homeland security has purchased 1.6 billion rounds of ammo in the last ten months. They aren't going to the middle east.....

    7. Re:They're your ruling class by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Holy crap, someone else who finally actually realizes that we're in a caste system.

      Thank you, sir. You've given me slightly more faith in people having a brain in their heads. I've been saying for YEARS that we live in a caste society, where the upper caste makes all therules, and the lower caste has no way of ever affecting what the upper caste does.

      Thank you for being one of the extraordinarily few who actually *get* it.

    8. Re:They're your ruling class by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think I've seen anybody who isn't a head of state moving around in public with an armed guard, much less an actual army.

      Really? You actually see these people? Oh, wait, you mean when you "see" them on television. Yeah, because that's not a staged thing. Nope.

      Assume much?

      Worked at Dell for a while. When Michael came around to visit something that wasn't part of the main campus, his security people did a pretty comprehensive sweep.

      On the other hand, the chairman of the board for a very wealthy company (himself a serial entrepreneur) sits directly downstairs from me on a daily basis -- as does one of its founders, also very much a multimillionaire -- and neither have any visible personal security whatsoever.

      I keep in touch of some of the founders of other companies I've been part of -- again, companies sold for real money, and thus people possessing real money -- and they don't usually have an entourage; Dell was the outlier in that group. (Same for the VC's son who used to hang around our office at a different startup; same, that matter, for the VC himself -- who once bragged about riding his $10K bicycle through an Occupy protest unnoticed).

      People are allowed to have personal experiences that you haven't. Fuck off.

    9. Re:They're your ruling class by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      There is next to nothing to stop some crazed nutbag, or a concerted group, from offing one of them in broad daylight except the rule of law.

      Well, they could stop doing things that anger the populace. One of the US Presidents (Jefferson, I think) used to complain about one local guy who would always stop by and talk his ear off when he was trying to get work done.

      There are very real reasons why the current heads of State need armed guards.

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    10. Re:They're your ruling class by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      "I don't think I've seen anybody who isn't a head of state moving around in public with an armed guard, much less an actual army."

      Try NYC Mayor Bloomberg. He's not a "head of state". He is, however, a hypocrite.

    11. Re:They're your ruling class by tibman · · Score: 1

      If 25,000 people practice shoot an average of 100 bullets a day for a year, that is approx 912mil. Not much really, they should have bought more.

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    12. Re:They're your ruling class by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And in totally unrelated news, the Department of Homeland security has purchased 1.6 billion rounds of ammo in the last ten months. They aren't going to the middle east.....

      They also have 240k employees (Wikipedia), that equates to 6666rounds/employee or 150 rounds/week/employee.

      This is probably quite a normal figure for weekly range exercises for firearms training. Since many of these employees would be administrative and janitorial staff, the figure is probably closer to 300 rounds/week.

      Isn't it a good thing that agents are trained to use their arms effectively, so when they do decide to shoot, they hit the right guy and not some bystander in the crowd?

  10. Re:News for Nerds??!! by gander666 · · Score: 4, Informative

    As someone who has been through an E-Discovery process (lawsuit by a patent troll we were fighting) there is amazing forensic analysis technology that goes into collecting and collating emails, IM's, and documents.

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  11. Arrest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Any executive that was involved. Jail them, raid their homes, freeze their assets. Don't tell me you need a warrant.
    Then shove a plea bargain up some asses so we can see a crybaby banker kill himself.

  12. Re:News for Nerds??!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Confirmed. Remember, this was back in the days before iPads and such.

  13. Reform by smittyoneeach · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Look, anybody who wants to see anything different has got to tell me how we de-centralize.
    I'd be for creating banks in the other 49 states (beside North Dakota), and returning all of the 10th Amendment violations like Sallie May, Freddie Mac, and the education loans to the states where the people/places in question reside.
    The federal government could then assume a more legitimate oversight role.
    Are you going to alter the net corruption of the overall system? Unlikely. Can you ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING OTHER THAN THROW WORDS AT 'TOO BIG TO FAIL'? I daresay you can.
    But your Ruling Class Overlords will not be separated from power by less than a crowbar, and maybe a little heavy PETN.

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    1. Re:Reform by Dasuraga · · Score: 1

      anti-trust rules to break up the banks, and then making sure the FTC doesn't allow the conglomeration to happen again. We've nationalised every bank over this crisis, we could've taken that opportunity to seperate things out a bit

    2. Re:Reform by moeinvt · · Score: 4, Interesting

      "...anybody who wants to see anything different has got to tell me how we de-centralize."

      It's starting, and slowly gaining momentum. Support any efforts in your state or local government to re-assert sovereignty. CO and WA are actively defying federal drug laws. Twenty six states sued to block Obamacare and many governors are actively resisting its implementation. Several states have passed resolutions asserting that the NDAA won't be enforced in their states. With all of the anti-gun hysteria, we're seeing states and even county LEOs claiming that they will stop any new gun control laws being forced on their citizens. Something really interesting is that several county LEOs are claiming that they will actively thwart federal LEOs from enforcing the laws in their jurisdictions.
      Maybe if we could elect some courageous state AGs, they could prosecute these banking slime on charges of fraud, forgery, perjury, etc.
      I like the idea of state banks. Until fractional reserve banking is banned, I think that's the best way to restore the money power to the people.
      F*** the federal government's "oversight" role. They have the FDIC, OTS, OCC, SEC, FBI, CFTC, etc. etc. and they not only failed to stop the Wall St. fraud factory and thwarted any investigation and prosecution, they actively conspired to facilitate and cover up the frauds. There is little hope of positive change at the federal level.

    3. Re:Reform by mvdwege · · Score: 0

      Look, I know you neo-Confederates aren't too smart, but this news item was about private sector banking, not the Federal Reserve.

      Please be so kind as to wait for a suitable news item to ride your hobby-horse.

      Mart

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    4. Re:Reform by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everyday for a week, go out and buy yourself a nice delicious, healthy lunch, but don't eat it. Instead, take it to a random homeless person. Sit with them while they eat it and ask them about their favorite time in their life. Just 5 days in a row, do this.

      If we are going to change the world, we'll have to actually start doing different things. If we want the world to not only change, but change for the better, then those different things will have to be humane things.

      just my .02

    5. Re:Reform by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

      Look, anybody who wants to see anything different has got to tell me how we de-centralize.

      Something the Occupy Wall St folks did was organize a "Move your Money Day", which was a mass effort to have people close out their accounts at the big banks and put the money into local banks and credit unions. They claim to have pulled $50 million out of the big banks and put it into small banks. These were the same people talking about "Too Big to Fail" - they were actually trying to decentralize, exactly as you suggested.

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    6. Re:Reform by emmanuel.charpentier · · Score: 1

      A good start could be: revoke banks' privilege to create money.

      That is: they can only lend money they own and can account fort!

    7. Re:Reform by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1

      And the inclination to do this is where, exactly?

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    8. Re:Reform by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1

      Yes, but if you follow the frogskins, these efforts at restoring state/local sovereignty will be crushed by turning off the money spigot.

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    9. Re:Reform by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1

      Ha ha ha. Either you're not paying attention, or know entirely too well that "private sector banking" is about as meaningful as Saturday delivery from USPS.
      Did a re-fi on the property a couple years ago, and here is this memo from Freddie Mac on how happy they are to carry the mortgage. I'm all: "Wut?"
      You so funny.

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    10. Re:Reform by smittyoneeach · · Score: 2

      Except that, thanks to our over-criminalized society, I bet you can find a law which your simple charity violates without too much effort. Because #Fairness.

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    11. Re:Reform by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1

      Not a bad start. I don't want to sound overly critical. But starting their own bank would have been cooler still.

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    12. Re:Reform by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1

      So you're saying no to fractional reserve banking?

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    13. Re:Reform by emmanuel.charpentier · · Score: 2

      You are right.

      And considering modern currency and banking is just accounting (no gold backing for example), this current privilege granted to banks is just that: a privilege. With no legitimacy.

      There are plenty of other ways to create money, for example give it to citizen (it should amount to some 5% of money volume increase per year).

    14. Re:Reform by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1

      If fractional reserve banking is superior, why isn't it used to market a bank?
      "We are more ethical and less likely to 'splode in some painful economic meltdown."?
      I'm sure that regulation is at least part of the answer.

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    15. Re:Reform by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Look, anybody who wants to see anything different has got to tell me how we de-centralize.

      There's a plan in VA to float their own currency, but there won't be enough support to make that happen. There are too few people in every state who care about such issues to make any real progress before a massive crash.

      That's the key insight behind the Free State Project - concentrate all the people who 'get it' in one jurisdiction, fix that jurisdiction, and then when the rest crash they'll have a model to look to for rebuilding (and when they rebuild upon sustainable grounds, many of the activists will move back to their favorite geography).

      Doing it the same way it's been done for 150 years will lead the the same results - that should be self-evident.

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    16. Re:Reform by sjames · · Score: 1

      A few state legislatures have at least noodled the idea of confiscating federal tax payments, taking out the federal support funds and then sending the rest along.

    17. Re:Reform by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      At the end of those 5 days you will no longer have any sympathy for bums. It will be an education.

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    18. Re:Reform by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Wait, I've heard this bit: 'Fred's Bank'?

      Along with 'The First National Bar and Grill'?

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    19. Re:Reform by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1

      I'd like to see the GOP control 2/3 of the states, then just announce an Article V convention.
      The idea may be stupid, but the 'sploding heads alone would be worth every moment.

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    20. Re:Reform by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1

      I was giving someone a lift, and stepped out to check tire pressure. Car started to shake, as she leaned forward between the seats and rifled my change supply.

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    21. Re:Reform by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1

      VA's legislation is pretty much a contingency plan.

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    22. Re:Reform by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What the fuck is a county Low Earth orbit?

    23. Re:Reform by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      A few state legislatures have at least noodled the idea of confiscating federal tax payments, taking out the federal support funds and then sending the rest along.

      I can't see that working. For starters the money going to the IRS probably was never in their state to begin with. If you work for a big corporation then you probably get paid by the corporate office in another state. If you work for a small company there is a good chance that the small company sends the money to an accounting firm in another state, and they cut you a check.

      Then even if the money is in the state all you end up with is companies who get busted by one set of authorities or another if they don't end up paying taxes twice. If you don't pay taxes directly to the IRS they'll just phone up your bank (in another state) and tell them to freeze your accounts. Even if the bank is in your state, that just puts them in-between two governments, and the Fed has them over a barrel.

      Secessionist fantasies don't really work out on any serious level unless you're willing to start shooting at people, and then they don't end pretty. You end up with farmers in California worried about getting busted by the Feds, and so on. When it is just social policy there probably won't be more than posturing, but start affecting money and push will come to shove.

    24. Re:Reform by sjames · · Score: 1

      Naturally, it would only work with money already in state. It would certainly be an extreme measure, which is why it has only been given a cursory look rather than serious deliberation.

      But you have to consider too, it's a political hot potato for the feds too. Nobody on the federal side wants to be the one who authorizes the first shot in Civil War II.

      I think the more likely thing is that it goes up for debate in the state legislature, gets a bunch of press, raises a huge stink, and an agreement is reached to avert the situation in the 11th hour.

  14. Re:News for Nerds??!! by crazyjj · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Obviously you don't appreciate how many nerdy quants there were on Wall Street painting over these bag-of-shit securities packages with a fresh coating of technical bullshit to make them look like roses.

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  15. Re:ROMAN JUSTICE for financial pimps by sjwt · · Score: 2

    Why only decimate them?
    Are you sure you want to kill only 1 in 10?

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  16. Until scores of these douchbags go to prison by fredrated · · Score: 1, Insightful

    and do hard time, nothing will change.
    Unfortunately, Obama has proved a friend to the wealthy and powerful, so don't hold your breath.

    1. Re:Until scores of these douchbags go to prison by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and do hard time, nothing will change.
      Unfortunately, Obama has proved a friend to the wealthy and powerful, so don't hold your breath.

      This isn't even a story until someone actually goes to jail. It's merely another chapter in the book titled "US Policy".

      The only question left to answer is do they want it to change, or is the eventual collapse by design anyway.

    2. Re:Until scores of these douchbags go to prison by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Outsider comment: Government's are in power for 4 years because that is the time it takes to IMPLEMENT changes.
       
        The effects of these changes are not felt until the next term.
       
        This should be obvious to anyone. Somehow Republican voters don't understand this at all. Obama has finally begun IMPLEMENTING fixes to problems created during the BUSH presidency, this term will show the EFFECTS of those FIXES.
       
        PLEASE REVIEW FINANCIAL DATA ACROSS ALL PRESIDENTS IN US HISTORY, you will find that the democrats are MUCH MUCH MUCH better for the economy and that they created significantly less financial hardship.
       
        QED.

  17. Standard & Poors should downgrade the dollar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

    Standard and Poor may not have acted quickly on downgrading these bad loans (they ALL were reluctant to downgrade them, S&P were losing business because they weren't keen to give them good ratings!). The reason S & P are currently under attack is simple:

    They downgraded the dollar because Congress wouldn't tackle the government debt. As soon as they did that, the Fed started threatening them with prosecution over bad ratings.

    The current deal with the Republicans in Congress includes a raising of the debt ceiling, and is really a half deal. S&P might have downgraded the dollar again over this botch half deal. That's a problem, it would drive down the dollar and force more money printing.

    So suddenly all the talk is about prosecuting S&P and ONLY Standard and Poor, not the other ratings agencies. It's a shot across their bows, a warning to them to let this debt ceiling slide.

    But S&P need to *recover* their rating confidence, and that means making some tough ratings that are extremely unpopular. The deficit hasn't been tackled, the debt ceiling raised yet again, they have to lower the rating on the dollar and to hell with the Fed and it's threats.

  18. Re:News for Nerds??!! by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Given that the dumb fuckers who get caught passing a few thousand in bad checks tend to do more time than the smart fuckers who get caught passing a few billion in bad securities tend to do more time, I'd say that the quants are on to something...

    (Can you imagine what would happen to sentencing guidelines if we decided 'fuck this shit' and started punishing large scale fraud with the same sorts of time-per-thousand-dollars-stolen that we do for blue-collar economic crimes?)

  19. The Jack Handey Corollary by rmdingler · · Score: 2

    I'm with you here, but the lack of shock, surprise, and outrage is a terrible indication that we've become so comfortable with the misdeeds of our political and financial leaders that we expect no better from them. They egregiously abuse their positions for monetary gain, quite often with consequences no more severe than the obligatory 50 lashes with a wet noodle, when a federal sentence with a side of prison rape seem much more appropriate.

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  20. What about Caveat Emptor? by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I am no fan of S&P rating agency and what they did was horrendous. There was clear conflict of interest in rating a bond/secutiry/instrument and getting paid by the sellers of the very same instruments. But on the other hand the people who were "duped" by the practice are not tiny small investors, without the means to do independent verification or the means to do due diligence on the rating agencies. Heck, the very same big banks that claim to be "duped" by the inflated ratings given by S&P actively participated in the very same rating rigging scheme. They know very well every body is doing it. These banks that bought the bonds were also repacking the very same bonds and putting them back on the market, and they paid the very same rating agency the very same "commissions" to get them inflated too.

    Look, at the height of madness, these derivatives which no one could possibly understand, derivatives so complex even God Almighty could not understand were given the same rating as US Treasury bonds or just a microscopically lower ratings. If these banks really believed the ratings by S&P they would have bought them at the same yields as US Treasury bonds, (or microscopically higher yeilds). But these derivatives were yielding a full percent, and then they were shooting up.

    Why? These bastards knew, no matter, what lipstick S&P and Moody's slap on these beasts they are pigs. If small investors were taken in, that lone retiree conserving his/her nest egg, despairing at the ridiculously low interest rates they were getting, buying one lone bond for 12000$ and losing it all, they have my full sympathies, and wish they would be able to take on these bastards and send them to jai.

    But, the buyers were the big guys. Why are they buying bonds, whose rating was paid for by the sellers?. Why can't they come up with a plan to pay for the ratings themselves? The bankers could have decided the buyers of bonds would chip in a few dollars and create an agency that will never be paid by the sellers of bonds and would be totally funded y the buyers of the bonds. They still have not done it.

    What is playing out in the courts is something like a lovers spat or falling out between the thieves.

    --
    sed -e 's/Chuck Norris/Rajnikant/g' joke > fact
    1. Re:What about Caveat Emptor? by furbyhater · · Score: 1

      Great comment :-) Especially the last phrase made me chuckle.
      The car's engine is breaking down and needs a change...

    2. Re:What about Caveat Emptor? by trepanne · · Score: 2

      I am no fan of S&P rating agency and what they did was horrendous. There was clear conflict of interest in rating a bond/secutiry/instrument and getting paid by the sellers of the very same instruments. But on the other hand the people who were "duped" by the practice are not tiny small investors, without the means to do independent verification or the means to do due diligence on the rating agencies. Heck, the very same big banks that claim to be "duped" by the inflated ratings given by S&P actively participated in the very same rating rigging scheme. They know very well every body is doing it. These banks that bought the bonds were also repacking the very same bonds and putting them back on the market, and they paid the very same rating agency the very same "commissions" to get them inflated too.

      All quite true. It's important to understand the the most important modality of Wall Street greed is *individual* greed. Generally speaking, each employee has massive incentive to game the system in order to get a huge bonus at the end of the year. If his gaming of the system subsequently blows up his employer, or the US financial system, the worst that happens is that he gets fired - but he gets to keep bonuses reaped to date. This asymmetry explains much Wall Street behavior... make hay while the sun shines, burn the house down, move on to the next casino. If the people responsible for reigning in this behavior allow them, there will be truly shocking amounts of systemic cheating in order to maximize current (not long-term) profits. That's exactly what happened with S the users of their ratings, if they had half a brain, knew there was something wrong here... they just didn't care.

      But, the buyers were the big guys. Why are they buying bonds, whose rating was paid for by the sellers?. Why can't they come up with a plan to pay for the ratings themselves? The bankers could have decided the buyers of bonds would chip in a few dollars and create an agency that will never be paid by the sellers of bonds and would be totally funded y the buyers of the bonds. They still have not done it.

      In fact, you are describing the business model of Egan Jones. Never heard of them, have you? See, the problem with that business model is that there's no incentive to widely disseminate the ratings; those who pay for the ratings have an incentive to hoard them for themselves in order to get some advantage over other buyers.

    3. Re:What about Caveat Emptor? by Vaphell · · Score: 2

      Egan-Jones is a small ratings agency that is paid by the buyers. It's famous for harsh ratings and coincidentally got hit by the 18month ban on govt bond ratings few weeks ago.

  21. Reboot by water-vole · · Score: 0

    I think you Americans need a full reboot of your system over there. You have a federal government that is unable to get bills or budgets passed, a federal administration that is unable to oversee banks and business sufficiently and thousands of companies exploiting every loophole that your broken government leaves. Add a judicial system extremely susceptible to frivolous litigation to that. You may blame a few bankers or a few companies, but the problem is deeper than that and possibly has to do with your constitution.

    1. Re:Reboot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, the constitution is perfect, the Holy Scripture of Americanianity.

      Mind you like most holy scriptures no-one reads the thing, but it's still perfect.

      Another central tenet of Americanianity is American Exceptionalism. So no-one else is allowed to say "you're doing it wrong", because by definition if the USA is doing something in a particular way it's the perfect way to do it.

  22. Re:Standard & Poors should downgrade the dolla by furbyhater · · Score: 1

    Interesting comment, I'm no expert but it does sound realistic ;-)

  23. Madness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I worked in the research department of a major brokerage firm during this time, and the firm paid truckloads of money to research firms and information providers in the quest for detailed, in depth, up-to-date, and most importantly unbiased information. The consequences of encouraging the same providers to sour the milk should have been obvious.

  24. Why are investment banks allowed to rate product? by h4rr4r · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Someone who sells ratings should not also be buying and selling these products. Of course there is a huge perverse incentive here.

  25. Re:News for Nerds??!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As someone who has been through an E-Discovery process (lawsuit by a patent troll we were fighting) there is amazing forensic analysis technology that goes into collecting and collating emails, IM's, and documents.

    Unless there's a crime involved. Then the FBI just comes in and starts ripping hard drives out of chassis with an "amazing forensic" tool, also known as a hammer.

    Never underestimate the computing ignorance of our grade-F government.

  26. Re:ROMAN JUSTICE for financial pimps by nedlohs · · Score: 1

    Decimate is an English word, not a Latin word. It means "to reduce drastically especially in number", that it was derived from a Roman practice and a Latin word doesn't change the commonly used definition that is hundreds of years old.

    Do you also think that a symposium can only mean a drinking party?

  27. Re:News for Nerds??!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh, those poor goats...

  28. Re:News for Nerds??!! by kenh · · Score: 5, Informative

    Those "bag-of-shit" securities were, in very large part, guaranteed by the US Gov't. That Wall Street Banks offered crap investment opportunities that no one understood is nearly as bad as the so-called investors who bought them with an equal lack of understanding, and don't get me started on people who "bought" homes they could never, ever make the payments on that formed the basis for the "bag-of-shit" investments no one understood.

    That they were "highly-rated" by the security analyst firms means very little - I'll leave you with this sage advice from that classic film "Tommy Boy"

    --
    Ken
  29. Re:Avoid Linux! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This oldie but goodie is funnier.

  30. Senator Renault says: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I'm shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here!"

  31. Charging the least guilty party by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It seems from what I've read all the rating firms were complicit in this.

    It's ironic that the main reason they seem to be charging S&P is that they were the most reluctant to be evil, and the last arrival to being part of the problem.

    From what I read, S&P wanted to be tough - wanted to be right. They were honest when Moody's and Fitch were starting to cook the books. They were the good guys (or, at least, the least bad guys) in the whole mess.

    Then their clients said "we like favorable ratings more than we like integrity" and voted with their feet. S&P had a a choice - bend our principles because "everyone else is doing it" or stick to their principles and possibly go out of business. They reluctantly chose B.

    And while this was a bad choice, it reads like they were the only party to this mess who gave a damn, who wanted to do things right. They were the only ones with a crisis of conscience. But because they had the crisis of conscience, and its recorded, THEY get to be the whipping boy. Not Fitch. not Moody's. Not the ones who never cared, who were corrupt from day one. The leaders are off the hook, and the reluctant follower gets hammered. It's not that they're innocent, but on the scale of guilt, they're lower down than many.

    Justice department indeed.

    1. Re:Charging the least guilty party by furbyhater · · Score: 1

      Is this cowboy mentality? Just wondering, when I was a kid I always thought cowboys were cool...

  32. Perspective by kenh · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Let's remember, these "smoking gun" emails are the result of exhaustive, comprehensive searches of EVERY ingoing and outgoing email from the respective organizations. In a large enough company I can guarantee you I can find emails that "prove" almost anything relating to thier business, their customers, etc.

    That some employees expressed doubts or questioned the value of the products or services their company offers means very little if they are not the decision-makers.

    Anyone surprised that a salesman at an investment house might be selling something they either don't understand or personally see the value in shouldn't be investing in the stock market. Would you be surprised to find out the guy selling you a Chevy Volt doesn't believe it is the best car in the world? What a salesman says to a customer is not neccessarily what he believes in his heart or in his mind.

    --
    Ken
    1. Re:Perspective by furbyhater · · Score: 1

      TL;DR Lying is A-OK if you're a businesman trying to make money. ???

    2. Re:Perspective by furbyhater · · Score: 1

      I would prefer to make my living as a traditional prostitute than to work at one of the companies you describe, prostituting my mind and "soul".

    3. Re:Perspective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't endorse anything unless I use or consume it exclusively.

    4. Re:Perspective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't need a license to sell cars.

    5. Re:Perspective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would prefer to make my living as a traditional prostitute than to work at one of the companies you describe, prostituting my mind and "soul".

      I am sure....

      Nevermind.

    6. Re:Perspective by DeadCatX2 · · Score: 1

      But what if you have a corporate officer whose sole job is to manage risk, and that officer tells you "this is too risky", and you fire that guy because you didn't like what he said, and the next guy stood up and took notice that he could get fired from his cushy six figure job if he doesn't say what the boss wants to hear...

      --
      :(){ :|:& };:
    7. Re:Perspective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suspect you haven't actually tried to prostitute yourself in the traditional way.

  33. Re:Avoid Linux! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How did it have the opposite effect? You responded. That was the effect they wanted.

  34. Some background to this game by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    S&P downgrades the dollar Aug 5th 2011, the only ones to do so, the other ratings agencies didn't:
    http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/08/06/us-usa-debt-downgrade-view-idUSTRE77504J20110806

    S&P to be sued over mortgage securities ratings:
    http://www.cnbc.com/id/100432491/US_to_File_Civil_Charges_Against_SampP_Over_Ratings

    I'm not the only person to notice that S&P is being singled out:
    http://seekingalpha.com/article/1155991-why-is-government-suing-s-p-the-only-ratings-agency-to-downgrade-u-s-debt?source=google_news

    Jason Hamlin points something out that is crystal clear:

    "Standard & Poor's was the only major ratings agency to downgrade U.S. debt. On August 6th, 2011, S&P deprived the U.S. for the first time of the triple-A rating it had held for over 70 years. Their justification was that the budget deal brokered in Washington didn't do enough to bring American's fiscal house in order. And they were right!"

    AND THEY WERE RIGHT, this is the key point S&P downgraded the US dollar and they've been proved right, as they headed to the next fiscal cliff, and should downgrade it again.

    "You see, if the rest of the world stop buying into the U.S. government/Federal Reserve Ponzi scheme of a monetary system, the party too must stop. The Fed is already thought to be purchasing up to 70% of U.S. bonds at auction, "monetizing" the soon-to-be worthless paper for which Asian nations have lost an appetite."

    When the Fed buys bonds, it's actually printing money, and using that new money to swap for government debt. It creates an inflation that can appear to a casual observer to be similar to the inflation caused by growth. Just as long as nobody makes too much noise.

    "How DARE you do that S&P?!?"

    "So now, after a joke of a resolution to the fiscal cliff, promising to cut $1 trillion over 10 years, when we need to cut $1 trillion this year, and using the political process to allow Congress to increase the limit on its already maxed out credit card, agencies are once again threatening to downgrade U.S. debt."

    "Of course S&P should be downgrading U.S. debt! Has anyone looked at the books lately? Any individual or business that spends this much more than they take it would have been bankrupt and on the street years ago. Yet, when Moody's threatened to join S&P in downgrading U.S. credit last year, they were immediately attacked..."

    Moody's chickened out and let them keep the AAA rating BTW.

    So now we have a lot of sabre rattling, just after the fiscal cliff botch, all directed at S&P, because the other rating agencies are too scared to downgrade. Yet S&P were proved right the last time, and this deal fixes nothing, so they'll be proved right again.

    1. Re:Some background to this game by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      S&P didn't downgrade US debt because "we were borrowing too much"; there's plenty of nations that have a higher debt/GDP ratio and still have a AAA rating.

      US debt got downgraded because, despite the US having the full ability to pay it, Congress decided to do this "weeeeeell, we might default just for the hell of it, or we might not" bullshitathon that was only resolved at the last possible minute. That ain't AAA material.

  35. Sorry to be so pessimistic... by Pollux · · Score: 1

    But we get the point.

    It's very well established that banks committed fraud. It's very well established that the US Government protected these very institutions when they were knowledgeable of the fraud being committed.

    It's also very well established that no one's going to criminal court. Wall Street and Washington D.C. have been coupled together in such an orgy of conspiracy that neither will willingly do anything to jeopardize their sybiotic relationship.

  36. (a division of McGraw-Hill) by Errol+backfiring · · Score: 1

    It's a long time ago that I heard from "Feathers" McGraw. (For those who don't know: https://wallaceandgromit.wikia.com/wiki/Feathers_McGraw )

    --
    Nae king! Nae laird! Nae yurrupiean pressedent! We willna be fooled again!
  37. Re:Get a rope! POLITICIANS First! by BoRegardless · · Score: 0

    CRA was first. The wonderful Carter presidency put upon the country the Community Reinvestment Act in order to give people mortgages who didn't have the incomes and assets to justify giving them a loan. Private businesses are very well able to judge who can pay them back their money they loan and have been making those decisions since our country was founded.

    But the CRA caused banks to say "We will lose money doing this." Hence, all of the powers inside the WDC beltway said, "We will let Freddie & Fanny buy your banks loans." At that point the risk had been transferred to those quasi public groups. But then F& F said "We can't hold onto all of this risky paper." Only then did the powers that be, inside the WDC beltway, allow the creation of these mortgage pools.

    The powers that be included the SEC, Treasury Dept., GAO, FAB, etc. This was a train running downhill out of control since day one. Every person who tried to stop it was shoved off the train.

    One political party that wanted to curry the vote from the population least able to afford a loan was behind this and stopped all efforts to cut the program (& Barney Frank knows this is true as he stopped many efforts).

  38. Dealing with sociopaths: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://careereq.com/articles/emotional-intelligence/workplace-psychopaths-how-to-deal-with-them/

    http://www.youmeworks.com/sociopaths.html

    http://www.uncommon-knowledge.co.uk/articles/strings-psychopathy.html

    http://www.lovefraud.com/blog/2012/02/10/the-gray-rock-method-of-dealing-with-psychopaths/

    http://www.lovefraud.com/blog/2008/01/11/ask-dr-leedom-are-there-psychological-tactics-for-dealing-with-a-psychopath/

    http://mytherapy.com/discussion/default.asp?group=14

    http://psychopathtracker.com/WhatYouCanDo.cfm

  39. Re:News for Nerds??!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As someone who has been through an E-Discovery process (lawsuit by a patent troll we were fighting) there is amazing forensic analysis technology that goes into collecting and collating emails, IM's, and documents.

    So, you've discovered how to use grep?

  40. Re:News for Nerds??!! by Sarten-X · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Now if only that were part of the story, then it'd be suitable for placement here (though it could be in TFA, which of course I haven't read, in which case the summary is off-topic).

    This story is just for invoking the rage of Slashdotters, as so many stories of late (by which I mean the past few years, at least) are. Nerds are, on the whole, highly-intelligent idealists. We love to tell others how things should be done, especially when they're outside the field of technology, so we don't have to worry about other perspectives. Add to that the hatred of the rich and distrust of banks, with a bit of conspiracy theory for flavor, and you have a perfect recipe for a sensational Slashdot story.

    Nobody's surprised that bankers screwed up. They took their bad securities, mixed them together with securities that other banks said were good, then sold the whole thing saying it's good... only for others to mix in their own bad securities and reiterate. Some noticed, some didn't, and some noticed but didn't want to do anything about it. That sucks.

    Meanwhile, IT admins around the world are requiring weak passwords, moving vital data to cloud services without backups, and putting servers under water lines. We all do things to make the world worse, but for now it's just the bankers who are presented as evil for it.

    --
    You do not have a moral or legal right to do absolutely anything you want.
  41. No Invisible Hand Here by DaKong · · Score: 2

    The thing is, if we allowed the free market to work, then AIG, JP Morgan, Morgan Stanley, and all the big banks who participated in this would have evaporated overnight and regional banks who acted responsibly would have stepped in to fill the void. But the free market was not allowed to do its thing and we have a doubling down on crony capitalism that will fail again, bigger.

    A lot of people like to pretend there's an all-powerful government out there that can suppress any dissent, but we've all seen the last 5 years just how little the people need to do for that illusion to vanish. Just look at how incompetent the government was at handling Hurricane Katrina, which was predicted well in advance and which they knew about for days before. Imagine if something unforeseen were to occur.

    And at this point that's what's required to correct this situation.

    --
    If not us, who? If not now, when?
    1. Re:No Invisible Hand Here by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Sure, obviously the solution is less regulation. Because the big banks don't collude at all!

      The free market is a theoretical construct that can be approached in certain circumstances, generally only when there's a big powerful entity like a government to make sure it stays free.

    2. Re:No Invisible Hand Here by sjames · · Score: 1

      Katrina didn't affect many rich people, so it got the B team.

  42. Email? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ok, sorry for trolling here. But our economy is fuct. There can be no other people to blame, except those that are in charge of running the system.

    This is no different than that old man that shot the bus driver in Alabama recently, took a boy to the underground bunker and held him for days. We all know it was that guy that did it. They talked to him while he was in the bunker. They talked to him about everything they could. Eventually they got the boy and the man is dead. Now what if years later, we hear a report that they found emails that he sent to friends that can be used as evidence in court for a conviction. Who the fuck cares, we all know he did it.

    Same thing here. This is silly.

    just my .02

  43. Re:Get a rope! POLITICIANS First! by dcherryholmes · · Score: 2

    I'm not sure if you're mentally deficient, or just evil. But the world is now stupider for having your words in it. Bravo, Orc... bravo.

  44. Time for revolution? by furbyhater · · Score: 1

    The US still hasn't had it's revolution (since it's establishment after the seccesion from the British), I guess it's really about time!

    1. Re:Time for revolution? by Slider451 · · Score: 1

      The US still hasn't had it's revolution (since it's establishment after the seccesion from the British), I guess it's really about time!

      There was this little incident called the Civil War, circa 1860.

      --
      Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
  45. Re:ROMAN JUSTICE for financial pimps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...and decimate in english slang also beams "to completley destroy"..
    Why do douche bag proof readers / failed english teachers always end up on here?

  46. Re:Why are investment banks allowed to rate produc by trepanne · · Score: 1

    Someone who sells ratings should not also be buying and selling these products. Of course there is a huge perverse incentive here.

    Here is a list of all the ratings agencies. You'll notice that no investment banks are on the list.

  47. Re:News for Nerds??!! by Nyder · · Score: 1

    As someone who has been through an E-Discovery process (lawsuit by a patent troll we were fighting) there is amazing forensic analysis technology that goes into collecting and collating emails, IM's, and documents.

    Unless there's a crime involved. Then the FBI just comes in and starts ripping hard drives out of chassis with an "amazing forensic" tool, also known as a hammer.

    Never underestimate the computing ignorance of our grade-F government.

    They don't use a hammer, that could damage the drives. If the drives in are in servers, you can just pull them out.

    Anyways, they don't carry a hammer, it gets in the way of them carrying some sort of automatic weapons you see in the photos and videos. Because you know, them HD's are dangerous, they spin fast.

    --
    Be seeing you...
  48. Re:News for Nerds??!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    and don't get me started on people who "bought" homes they could never, ever make the payments on that formed the basis for the "bag-of-shit" investments no one understood.

    Look, if I lend a thousand dollars to a homeless guy on the street corner, and he never pays me back, whose fault is it really? I mean, I can start jumping up and down and getting mad about it, but when it comes down to it it's the lender's responsibility to evaluate the debtor's ability to repay.

    Or, I guess, you could lend money to people who you know full well can never repay it, and then sell off the debt to somebody else after obfuscating it as "AAA-rated investment grade CDO tranches"; that sounds really sustainable, too.

  49. People are People by Nyder · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The sad truth is people are corrupt. We all are. It's a part of human nature. What we need to start doing is accepting that people in power are going to abuse it, and put in blocks, checks to keep that from happening. The truth is, people need to be regulated. They need to be checked that they are doing what they are supposed to.

    Too big to fail? Not to big to jail.

    This also shows what the government thinks of everyone but the rich and corporations. They will bend over backwards to bail out the rich and the corporations while fucking the rest of us in the ass. The economy has been in the shitter but the people the caused it live like kings.

    Wish some good would come of this, but our government won't do anything about it.

    --
    Be seeing you...
  50. Re:ROMAN JUSTICE for financial pimps by Culture20 · · Score: 1

    You only decimate because then the 9/10 left can still do work. Presumably better work.

  51. Re:Get a rope! POLITICIANS First! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, when the usual "blame the last Democrat in office for the Republican party's problems" didn't stick to Bill Clinton, you decided to go back to Jimmy Carter? Seriously? You're saying that the 2008 financial crisis all comes down to a piece of Carter-era legislation?

  52. Re:Get a rope! POLITICIANS First! by Howitzer86 · · Score: 1

    I think Bo's post made sense. Maybe where it rankles a few chains is the fact that he blames Carter. If your hero is a politician I imagine you get offended a lot.

  53. Re:News for Nerds??!! by mu51c10rd · · Score: 1

    As someone who has had the FBI in for an investigation, what you are saying is not entirely true. They came in, did images of drives on the servers, confiscated only a handful of laptops, and carefully inventoried everything. They were pleasant to deal with, and left our infrastructure intact. Our issue was with an employee engaging in poor beahvior, and we chose to be cooperative. Perhaps that is the difference...how you treat them.

  54. Re:ROMAN JUSTICE for financial pimps by i+kan+reed · · Score: 1

    Part of the point of decimation was that the 9 would have to kill the 1 themselves, and it would be someone they knew well. Bankers, lacking the inherent empathy and kindness of the deadly roman legions would remain entirely unaffected by the experience.

  55. Re:Why are investment banks allowed to rate produc by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

    Investment banks don't rate their own products.

    They pay ratings companies to rate them.

    Do you see the difference?

    If you do please let me know what it is.

  56. I would like to see the day... by snemiro · · Score: 1

    when politicians are responsible for their acts WITH HIS OWN present and future monies. No super retirements or bonuses for ANYBODY among the "decision makers" if the debt goes up. But, hey...dreaming is still free and not taxed.

  57. Re:Get a rope! POLITICIANS First! by Vaphell · · Score: 1

    are you high? he says it like it is.
    Govt has the power to corrupt incentive structure in a way that spits in the face of common economic sense like no other entity, govt has the power to provide players with leverage by pushing interest rates down which amplifies the magnitude of malinvestments, govt has the power to force people to invest in 'safe papers' (retirement funds mandated to sit on AAA papers), govt has the power to decide who defines what AAA is in the first place, and govt can provide market with a seemingly bottomless sink for toxic sludge (F&F).
    No amount of afterthought regulation will save you if the incentive structure is broken by govt edict. Exploiting it is *rational*: produce as much sludge as you can, resell it right off the bat to rake in govt guaranteed money or your competitor will and you will go out of business.

    Come up with regulation that is aligned with reality then we'll talk. If you pile up untold riches in one place to lure the greedy and put a sign 'don't touch it or else' you really think nobody will bother? If the risk/reward ratio is fat enough, plenty of people will and that's exactly what happened.

  58. America in the Bush league is the problem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Carter at least had the welfare of the American people at heart and to this day is active in Habitat For Humanity.

    However if you wag a sub prime deal in front of someone working at MacDonald's or Wallmart they will jump at the chance to not have to support landlords. The real American dream.

    Face it what really happened was a group of shrewd and corrupt largely republican leaning individuals perverted the CRA and extorted the people of United States in a faceless mortgage securities scam that many understood was certain folly.

    I remember many boasting about how great selling useless paper was and who cares as long as they got their commissions.

    I WATCHED the young guns snorting lines of coke bragging about how great the paper business is!

    The truth is that Wall Street and the mortgage security business become little more than a cleverly disguised den of thieves which reached a frenzy during the Bush the Second era. Sure it started in the Clinton era. BUT the sub prime crap is a direct result of the BUSH 2 era financial deregulation policy blitz to finance wars without printing money or applying war time austerity measures like rationing and mandatory military and public service at low wages.

    We are paying for the corrupt war in Iraq right now and the oil and service revenues created from it for corporations like tricky Dick's Haliburton are not sufficient to offset the cost by any means.

    Milo Minderbinder Incorporated did not succeed in stimulating the economy enough this time with all the service contracts it received during the war. That is why he didn't go after the real target in Afghanistan with gusto the way he did Iraq. There was less money to be made in the war in Afghanistan and a much higher financial risk for Chaney and Co.

    The ramifications of what really happened in 2008 are still not fully understood by the general populace. And there is no easy way out, peace is a bitch, it just doesn't make money sometimes unless you have a goal to achieve, something like going to the moon.

    Needless to say during the 1960s the growth in the US was at its height because the war in Vietnam was paying dividends because it was a low risk operation that employed millions and at the same time Nasa was employing huge numbers and creating technology at a fantastic rate.

    Assholes in offices selling sub prime mortgages bundled as securities in offices to other assholes siting in offices is not a real economy!

  59. The economy crashed in 2008? by morgauxo · · Score: 1

    As far as I could tell (as an about to graduate or just graduated CS major) the economy crashed somewhere around 2000/2001 and never really did recover. It's only been downhill since. That's what I remember hearing in the media at the time too. The economy was crashing. It was only after the housing market did it's thing that suddenly history was rewritten and the crash didn't happen until later. I guess the world just cares more about realestate agents than geeks.

    1. Re:The economy crashed in 2008? by Skapare · · Score: 1

      Hard on the edges, soft in the middle ... the "2000 to 2013" "economic minimum" which actually had several ups and downs, including three biggies.

      --
      now we need to go OSS in diesel cars
    2. Re:The economy crashed in 2008? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      http://www.google.ca/publicdata/explore?ds=d5bncppjof8f9_&met_y=ny_gdp_mktp_cd&idim=country:USA&dl=en&hl=en&q=gdp%20of%20the%20united%20states#!ctype=l&strail=false&bcs=d&nselm=h&met_y=ny_gnp_mktp_kd&scale_y=lin&ind_y=false&rdim=region&idim=country:USA&ifdim=region&hl=en_US&dl=en&ind=false

      The US economy had a little downturn in 2008 that it's largely recovered from. That's it. The rest has been almost all pure, unsustainable, growth.

      What you mean is that the economy failed to grow the way it was expected to in 2000.

  60. Re:Standard & Poors should downgrade the dolla by Vaphell · · Score: 1

    Egan-Jones, a small competitor to the big three, recently got hit with a 18month ban on govt ratings.

  61. Re:Get a rope! POLITICIANS First! by dcherryholmes · · Score: 1

    Nice canned response. I'm not saying government doesn't play a role in all of his. Hell, for starters, the FEC being completely captured is exhibit A.

    What I *am* saying is, if you think the main cause (or the distant cause) of all this is the CRA, Carter, Fanny and Freddy, then you are retarded. A retarded Orc. Who should stop watching FOX and trolling Breitbart. That is all.

  62. Re:Get a rope! POLITICIANS First! by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

    Poppycock. The reason the system blew up is that private lenders were selling MBS securities via unregulated private conduits. Because of this GSE's lost the ability to monitor and control mortgage originators. This contributed to a decline in underwriting standards and was a major cause of the financial crisis.

    The default rate of these mortgages is FAR greater than anything F&F participated in.

  63. Re:News for Nerds??!! by GSloop · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Even in the *best* case, if true - it indicates a *HUGE* issue.

    The FBI should be professional no matter if you cooperate or not. Sure, they *can* be a dick if they want, but it's bad all the way around if they are.
    It is, essentially, a violation of the constitutional rights of the accused - in that they are treated differently under the law. [Some nicely, some not.] Proving it in court is a far more difficult matter, however.

    That law enforcement doesn't see it as a problem, indicates a serious flaw in their understanding of their responsibilities and have thrown away their honor.

    It is, IMO, because of this kind of mind-set that the public starts to lose their respect for law-enforcement and see them as opportunistic thugs. Then the system breaks down - people feel they'll just do whatever they can, if they can get away with it. When people start shooting cops, they don't care much because the cops only care for their "friends" ... and since the cops aren't their friends, whatever bad things happen are just too bad - they're getting back what they did to the public.

    It's not right for the public to feel that way - any more than the cops are right to do what they do - but it certainly makes the breakdown of respect more understandable.

    So, being thugs and treating some defendants nicely and others like crap really, ultimately costs law enforcement a lot. It also costs society a lot too.

    But I really, really hate "explanations" like the parent, because they seem to justify that kind of behavior. IMO, if you can't treat all your "customers" with respect you need to find another job. That doesn't mean you have to love them all - that's pretty hard - but you can at least do your job well and with respect for those you work around/ or with, and interact with.

  64. Re:ROMAN JUSTICE for financial pimps by Khashishi · · Score: 1

    It's better to leave them alive after stripping them of their money.

  65. Re:News for Nerds??!! by GSloop · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This ^^ +1000

    And tell me, who is likely to *know* who is able to afford the loan better?

    A) The bank who has collective experience in the thousands of man-years in making loans and seeing the trends of who pays and who doesn't and what kind of debt load is reasonable. An institution who has NO OTHER job than to manage money, cash-flow and manage risk from loans and investment?

    or

    B) Sammy Homeowner who simply wants a house. He's not very sophisticated - he couldn't even calculate how his loan should work out in interest and principle. He works hard, but also wants all the good stuff, and his loan officer is telling him - "This is a great deal! You'll love it. It will be great. Here, just sign right here."

    If you pick B, can I have what you're smoking - it's really incredible stuff.

    The banks knew who was likely to not repay - they are vastly more sophisticated than virtually *ANY* home-owner getting a loan.

    I'd agree the person taking the loan should have used more diligence - but the disparity is staggering. Blame ought to be apportioned 10:1 to the Bank.

  66. Re:News for Nerds??!! by interkin3tic · · Score: 2

    Can you imagine what would happen to sentencing guidelines if we decided 'fuck this shit' and started punishing large scale fraud with the same sorts of time-per-thousand-dollars-stolen that we do for blue-collar economic crimes?

    I'd imagine that they'd come up with a less-than-ten-word mantra to make it sound like a very bad idea to enough people. Actually, it seems like two word catchphrases are bigger these days. Death panels, job creators...

    There are also probably real reasons why that would be a bad idea, ones that would not be brought up in the campaign to defeat such a bill. Such as "some scapegoat would always take the fall rather than the real criminals, as already happens, because our justice system sucks compared to what we think it should be, especially when it comes to rich people."

    So I don't think that magic bullet would ever come to pass, nor do I think it would be a magic bullet.

  67. Re:Why are investment banks allowed to rate produc by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

    That is just the same as them doing it.

    I mean why are the ratings not sold as a separate product paid for by the buyer?

  68. Study Finds CRA 'Clearly' Lead To Risky Lending by chromozone · · Score: 1, Informative

    A recent study by the preestigous National Bureau of Economic Research found the Community Reinvestment Act was the initial cause for banks to lose their bearings. They were intimidated intimidated into making bad loans on one hand and relaxed into doing so by gov promises to back up losses. The private/public partnership removed barriers to sound financial practice.

    "NBER: "There is a clear pattern of increased defaults for loans made by these banks in quarters around the (CRA) exam. Moreover, the effects are larger for loans made within CRA tracts," or predominantly low-income and minority areas.

    To satisfy CRA examiners, "flexible" lending by large banks rose an average 5% and those loans defaulted about 15% more often, the 43-page study found.

    The strongest link between CRA lending and defaults took place in the runup to the crisis — 2004 to 2006 — when banks rapidly sold CRA mortgages for securitization by Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac and Wall Street.

    CRA regulations are at the core of Fannie's and Freddie's so-called affordable housing mission. In the early 1990s, a Democrat Congress gave HUD the authority to set and enforce (through fines) CRA-grade loan quotas at Fannie and Freddie.

    It passed a law requiring the government-backed agencies to "assist insured depository institutions to meet their obligations under the (CRA)." The goal was to help banks meet lending quotas by buying their CRA loans.

    But they had to loosen underwriting standards to do it. And that's what they did...

    "We want your CRA loans because they help us meet our housing goals," Fannie Vice Chair Jamie Gorelick beseeched lenders gathered at a banking conference in 2000, just after HUD hiked the mortgage giant's affordable housing quotas to 50% and pressed it to buy more CRA-eligible loans to help meet those new targets. "We will buy them from your portfolios or package them into securities."

    Its pretty funny to see Federal Housing Finance Agency suing banks like Chase (who was actually one of the banks least caught up in the sub-prime fiasco)

    New Study Finds CRA 'Clearly' Did Lead To Risky Lending"
      http://news.investors.com/ibd-editorials-perspective/122012-637924-faults-community-reinvestment-act-cra-mortgage-defaults.htm#ixzz2KKE5CMwm

    1. Re:Study Finds CRA 'Clearly' Lead To Risky Lending by John+Bayko · · Score: 2

      At the same time, the actual loans covered by the CRA were not a problem. Many sources back this up, including this:

      [director of the Federal Reserve’s consumer and community affairs division Sandra Braunstein] cited a Federal Reserve Board analysis which found that, in 2006, CRA-covered banks operating in CRA-targeted neighborhoods accounted for just six percent of the risky, high-cost loans largely responsible for the housing crisis.

      So what you're saying is, the CRA made loans not covered by the CRA to default. Does that make any sense? I don't think it does. It sounds more like the "wishful blaming" that those responsible began doing once their expensive lies were exposed.

  69. Re:Get a rope! POLITICIANS First! by kilfarsnar · · Score: 2
    --
    "What the American public doesn't know is what makes them the American public." -Ray Zalinsky (Tommy Boy)
  70. Burn those mothers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We know they are crooks, and now with some nice hard evidence I want them to lose everything they care about and burn to the fucking ground. Dirty evil fucking assholes.

  71. Egan Jones downgrades the dollar to AA- by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And Egan Jones, downgraded the dollar to AA-, so no surprises there, although they're not the big 3 and it's not a big deal for the feds to simply ban them from issuing dollar ratings.

    http://www.zerohedge.com/news/egan-jones-downgrades-us-aa-aa

    Seriously, does anyone think the US government deficit problem has been solved? Then why are the ratings for the big agencies AAA?!
    If you're saying giving a bad rating can get you sued, then why are the other agencies, who were clearly wrong over the S&P downgrade, not prosecuted???

  72. Re:News for Nerds??!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bernie Madoff is the exception that proves the rule. Had Madoff been working instead for Goldman Sachs, at worst he is at home "blackballed" by the SEC collecting unemployment.

  73. Slow news day? by Kurast · · Score: 1

    How this piece relates to a news-for-nerds site? Is there any new technology involved in the making of it? This has no place in the front page of /.

  74. Implement the Financial Death Penalty by flying_fortress · · Score: 1

    For all of these sociopathically greedy executives who don't get the concept that their actions hurt millions of others, it's time to gently hammer that concept into their skulls with a 2x4. Take #everything# from them. Legally ban them from ever being on an executive board or owning a company again. Would you let a convicted pedophile work at an elementary school? Create a system where every bank account they sign up for from then on in is monitored, just like pedophiles' addresses are monitored. Leave these people naked at the curb and screwed for life. Put all the money towards research into better nerf weapons?

  75. Re:News for Nerds??!! by berashith · · Score: 1

    exactly. The banks were paying loan officers commissions on loans, so the incentive went to more loans, for more money, as fast as possible. I was there, I bought a house while the bubble was building, and was shocked at the tactics that were being used. I am very thankful that I had a long term plan that I was following, so I could just use their aggressiveness to my advantage. The loan that we used to buy would have turned us inside out if we had followed the strategy that was given to us to convince us to take the model of loan that we had. I have a feeling that most people would have believed the banker who handles money and loans all day every day, and anyone who trusted them would have been forced into a position to sell or be foreclosed on, and since we know now that there were so many people in that spot that all the homes were underwater... When countrywide went under I just laughed

  76. Re:News for Nerds??!! by poetmatt · · Score: 1

    which is trumped by companies having a retention policy of 90 days - so if ediscovery doesn't start early enough, there's no evidence.

  77. You cant be this blind by aquabats · · Score: 0

    Honestly, How are you not tired of blaming the bankers on this one. They did their job. The US Govt set up sub-prime mortgages and then it became a game of "offer sub prime loans or go out of business". So they offered less then logical mortgages to people who could never afford them. How does the bank make money off this? They essentially sell it, the insurance on it, and everything to do with it. So i guess the banks should have just went out of business because of Govt intervention? Stomached the bad loans? Or just hold onto them and do the same exact thing that happened but on a per bank basis. It was a bubble and it was going to burst with or without the trades involved. The rates fell through the floor because of the massive increase in mortgages. I assume a good amount of you locked in at a lower rate, you have only those Evil Bankers who were doing their job to thank. It is a little disheartening that the Govt caused this and then only bailed out the Corporations who made tons of money off it. Is it Clintons fault for creating sub prime mortgages? Maybe. Was it George W for extending them through out his term? Probably just as much as Clinton is to blame.

  78. Re:Get a rope! Canada had ZERO Bank Failures! by BoRegardless · · Score: 1

    Canada had no "ZERO DOWN" loans and consequently no bank failures in the mortgage meltdown.

    Smoke that in your pipes, all you smart WDC politicians. Canada was smart enough not to do stupid economic policy.

  79. Re:Get a rope! POLITICIANS First! by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 2

    Yes government has the power to do a lot of bad stuff.

    However that doesn't mean they were the prime actors here. Not at all.

    FAR MORE of that toxic sludge was sold to private investors (aided by a corrupt ratings process) than ever went to F&F. If it was just F&F Lehmann and Wachovia and Countrywide and Merrill Lynch and Bear Stearns etc etc etc would still be in business and TARP and TARF would not have been necessary at all.

    Then there was the whole thing about CDS, naked CDS, and the entire deal with ratings agencies (which still are rotten to the core BTW), SIVs and all the multifarious derivatives based on them that F&F had absolutely nothing to do with.

    Trying to blame this on government is about as naive as is imaginable.

    Unregulated derivatives are at the root of this crash. What is scary to me is that nobody is seriously considering regulating OTC derivatives. It means we are wide open to future episodes because the root causes are still in place.

  80. Re:News for Nerds??!! by RevDisk · · Score: 4, Insightful

    A and B.

    If you buy a home, it's worth doing your homework. I delayed buying a home for well over 5 years, because the market was obviously a bubble. When everyone is talking about flipping X, and making "money for nothing", get out of that immediately. Doesn't matter if it's stock, houses, bonds, whatever. If you buy a house, you know you are going to pay X. If you can't pay X realistically on a long term basis, don't buy it. And there is a reason for the old rule of thumb of buying a house at 2.5 times your annual income. I knew people that when with interest only mortgages, ARMs, etc. They knew they were not making the best decision. But they couldn't see any other way to "get the house they always wanted".

    Everyone involved went full retard. Consumers bought mortgages they knew they couldn't afford. Banks issued mortgages they knew were bad ideas. Investment companies packaged those bad idea mortgages into bundles of "really bad idea, now in bulk". Investors bought those bad idea mortgages. And then the government bailed them out. Which again, bad idea.

    Only folks that got a beating were the ones that were reasonably smart and stayed within their means.

  81. One interesting thing that is consistenly left out by kilodelta · · Score: 1

    Is that under the Bush Administration and Congress at the time they allowed the banks and insurance companies to merge. I knew then the game was up. Insurance companies are essentially parasitic in nature.

  82. Re:News for Nerds??!! by Lehk228 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Magic bullets are expensive and unnecessary; regular bullets will do just fine.

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    Snowden and Manning are heroes.
  83. Re:Get a rope! POLITICIANS First! by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

    Along with that look at this:

    http://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=1924831

    It points out that mortgage securitization has failed every time it has been tried.

  84. Re:Get a rope! POLITICIANS First! by JustOK · · Score: 1

    Well, Nixon wasn't a crook, so it couldn't have been him.

    --
    rewriting history since 2109
  85. Bullet dodged by ThatsNotPudding · · Score: 1

    I'm glad I avoided all this drama by only investing in tulip bulbs.

  86. Re:News for Nerds??!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Add to that the hatred of the rich and distrust of banks, with a bit of conspiracy theory for flavor

    Not hatred of the rich, hatred of greed and selfishness (and there is no groupthink about this, there are a lot of slashdotters who are fine with greed and selfishness, let alone obscene amounts of money). It's rage about the fact that bankers defrauded America, almost brought he entire economy down, and were rewarded for their evil deeds. Rage against the fact that CEOs get huge multimillion dollar bonuses for running their companies to the ground and destroying working folks' 401Ks in the process. Rage that corporations get away scott-free for what an ordinary person would spend decades in prison for. Rage that you pay a higher percent of your income in federal tax than a rich stockbroker does. Rage against unfairness. Rage against the fact that 40 years ago the CEO earned 10 times as much as the janitor but now earns 400 times as much.

    None of the rage is unfounded. There needs to be more rage and constructive rage.

    Nobody's surprised that bankers screwed up.

    Hanlon's razor doesn't apply when the person "screwing up" benefits from the "mistake". There was no screwup, the bankers got just what they wanted. It was indeed malice, fueled by greed.

    They had a nice little racket, a no-lose situation. They would let anyone take out a mortgage, and would buy insurance for it. The insurance was dirt-cheap because housing prices were ballooning. They loan Joe Sixpack $200k for a small house, and three years later when he's laid off, they not only forclose, but do their damndest to make sure once he's a single payment late he'll never catch up. Then they forclose, keeping all the payments he's made on the house, then selling he house for far more than Joe paid for it. In the unlikely event the house was worth less than $200k, insurance covered the loss. There was absolutely no risk to the bank whatever.

    Until, of course, their greed destroyed them. They forclosed on so many houses when the economy soured (hard to make your payments when gasoline has gone up in price 400% in four years and you got laid off or your hours cut) that the housing market tanked, and the insurance companies went broke, then the banks.

    And not a single rich person was harmed in the least. many middle class people were ruined. And you wonder where the rage comes from? A lot of rich sons of bitches should have gone to prison for that fraud, but nobody did.

  87. Re:Get a rope! POLITICIANS First! by Vaphell · · Score: 1

    Yes government has the power to do a lot of bad stuff.

    However that doesn't mean they were the prime actors here. Not at all.

    yes they were. They pretty much
    - created, legitimized and added a shitload of depth to the subprime market - if govt takes part, there are assumed guarantees = perception of safety, govt enforced ratings rules didn't help either. Without it the market would stink to your average investor
    - provided liquidity to blow the bubble to epic proportions - no fucking way in hell there would be so much money flowing into subprime if the rates were not rock bottom
    - failed to oversee the mess - what are these fucking morons at the SEC getting paid for? and wouldn't that mean that even the best regulation is doomed to fail as the people are the weakest link?

    I didn't say the Wall Street criminals are innocent, but without the govt there would be no subprime+cdo/cds mess in the first place. Would Wall Street criminals do something else? Probably. That doesn't change the fact the govt created environment for WS hacks to thrive in and enabled the bad behavior. Who's the parent here and who's the child?

    Unregulated derivatives are at the root of this crash. What is scary to me is that nobody is seriously considering regulating OTC derivatives. It means we are wide open to future episodes because the root causes are still in place.

    i see 40:1 leverage as a much bigger issue, tiny bumps get amplified to a fucking Mount Everest sized problems, no shit the economy is increasingly fragile.
     

  88. Me too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder if NYT would have the balls to go after a financial institution before the federal government was already doing so. Anyone know of an example of investigative journalism exposing one of these politically connected and rich corporations before the USG made it known that they would not side with them?

  89. Re:News for Nerds??!! by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

    Blame goes to those that wrote the underwriting standards for Freddy and Fanny. Blame ought to be apportioned 10:1 to the regulators.

    --
    John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
  90. Re:News for Nerds??!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I actually bought a home during the bubble and was shocked at how much the bank approved me for. I had already carefully worked out what I could afford, and the bank came back offering to more than double that amount, authorizing me to borrow an amount that there is no way in hell I could possibly have sustained. Looking back, it makes perfect sense now. They didn't give a shit if I could have sustained it or not, because they were immediately going to package up my mortgage and sell it to some sucker as a AAA investment anyway. They didn't give a shit if I defaulted or not.

  91. Re:Get a rope! POLITICIANS First! by Vaphell · · Score: 1

    Did i say the WS hacks are innocent? No. But i put only half of blame on them, the other half, more crucial, goes to the govt. Without govt trying to bribe voters with post-dotcom-bust boom, there would be no problem in the first place. Let's face it - everybody loved the bubble. It takes two to tango and buttnaked peons loved no-down mortgages and flip-house-to-get-rich very much, voters loved growing GDP and wages, banksters and investors loved fat profits, the govt loved high tax revenue. Everybody looked the other way as long as possible, math be damned.

    Proper incentive structure trumps wishful thinking, end of story.
    Good parent (govt) shouldn't enable bad behavior of his children (WS criminals)

    - it created a playground (F&F added much depth to subprime market)
    - it supplied children with toys and tools (liquidity, ratings requirements)
    - it didn't oversee the offsping (the SEC watching porn instead of doing their job)
    Oh look, it's a total mess, how can that be?!? Looks like a multilayered parenting failure to me.

  92. Re:Avoid Linux! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Twinkies! Where are they getting the twinkies? This is the real matter of interest here.

  93. Fraud is fraud by whitroth · · Score: 1

    People here talk about homework. Tell me, how many of you have any real sum of money invested in something? What homework did you do before doing that... or was it just that your company offered to match you in a 401(k) that they designated?

    About five years ago, I put some real money into bonds, which were *supposed* to be safer than stocks. I'd asked for specific AAA bonds; the people I was dealing with... gee, how odd, it was Chase Investments, via my bank at the time, weren't overly familiar with bonds; by the time they got back to me, two days later, they were gone, but they suggested some AA bonds.

    I would *NEVER* have bought anything with a lower rating. Had I known then what's come out in the last 3 years or so, that companies PAY the rating companies to rate them - and can anyone give me a better example of corruption? - I'd *never* have trusted that AA rating, nor would I have bought those bonds.

    Which, btw, were in Lehman Bros. This was a few months before the excrement met the impeller.

                    mark

  94. Re:News for Nerds??!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Huh. Your comment has been rated "off topic". Maybe, but it's true. The only thing nerdish about this story is 'email trail'.

  95. When did the world economy collapse? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously, they think the "great recession" equals collapse?

    Methinks the author hasn't seen what a true economic collapse looks like.

  96. Re:News for Nerds??!! by sjames · · Score: 1

    That's likely because you weren't the one accused of wrongdoing and you didn't make them get a warrant.

    The horror stories come from people who were actually the accused (including those that were never tried or convicted).

  97. Sorry, plebs... by qeveren · · Score: 1

    Too big to jail.

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  98. Re:Get a rope! POLITICIANS First! by AvitarX · · Score: 1

    That's funny, the ridiculous loan I was offered in '05 was most definitely not backed by F & F. It was simply a bank assuming that property values would rise fast enough that risk was zero. I ended up going with a different broker, when the one that I was working with offered me the loan to "make my life easier".

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  99. Re:Get a rope! POLITICIANS First! by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

    Liquidity was provided by the large investment banks - look it up, they were leveraged 40:1 and higher. It is exactly where the money came from to purchase the MBS's that were being sold by the lenders. The only hand the government had in it was not regulating the leverage ratios properly. Look at the 2005 / 2006 issuance peaks at the huge increases in investment bank leverage that occurred at the same time!

    Unregulated derivatives is the mechanism by which these banks were able to leverage themselves to these insane levels. Do you know how to calculate the leverage ratio of a naked CDS? I sure don't because it would require division by ZERO! Regulate the derivatives and 40:1 will NOT happen. It should have been done in the 1990s when derivatives took off but ex-industry people in government opposed it. Rubin, Summers etc. Guess what they are doing now? Selling derivatives!!

    The term subprime covers a LOT of ground. There is a legitimate subprime market - many people are barely subprime and are still good risks. However that's not what these banks in their rush to sell MBS to Leahman etc to serve as the basis of CDOs, CDSs, etc.were issuing.

    Criminals like Countrywide were selling NINJAs, liar loans, negative amoratization loans and every other scam possible, many illegal. For one reason. Greed. And the ratings agencies were slapping AAA on these! Sorry, but this not any way related to any government actions.

  100. Re:Get a rope! POLITICIANS First! by dkf · · Score: 1

    [Regulation of derivatives] should have been done in the 1990s when derivatives took off but ex-industry people in government opposed it.

    Not just ex-industry people, and not just the ones in government. Wall St spent a lot of time and effort persuading the rest of government (administration and congress, both parties) that this was all a tremendous idea and nobody needed to worry at all. Magic money for everyone! What could possibly go wrong?

    No matter how much you want to blame others, pin it on the financiers first. Every last bit of this whole crisis can be traced to them. They were the ones who pressed for deregulation. They were the ones who should have known they were doing dangerous things; it was their job to know this. They were the ones who lied and connived and conspired and tried their damnedest to stop anyone else from knowing just how bad things were getting.

    We can always keep some rope back for the politicians, but our dislike for them shouldn't stop us from dealing with the actual culprits.

    --
    "Little does he know, but there is no 'I' in 'Idiot'!"
  101. Re:News for Nerds??!! by jbr439 · · Score: 1

    "And there is a reason for the old rule of thumb of buying a house at 2.5 times your annual income. "

    Off topic, but ....
    In Vancouver you can't buy a shack for that, let alone a house. And to make it more fun, interest on mortgage payments is not deductible in Canada.

  102. Re:News for Nerds??!! by DeadCatX2 · · Score: 2

    No. If I buy a home, I'm paying a broker or a real-estate agent to do my homework for me. That's why I pay him the big bucks - because he knows the laws and regulations already. I shouldn't be the one calculating how much down payment I will need to avoid mortgage insurance, and how much interest I will owe over the life of the loan - that's why I'm paying thousand of dollars in fees to the other guy to do it!

    I'm sorry, but at the point a broker or loan officer is giving out NINJA loans, he's engaging in fraud and he damn well knows it. It's not the borrower's job to know laws and regulations, it's the lender's.

    I mean, if you went to a lawyer and paid him for legal advice, would you turn around and totally ignore his advice and do your own homework instead?

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  103. Re:News for Nerds??!! by DeadCatX2 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Joe Sixpack: Yanno guy, I don't think I can afford a $500,000 house on a police officer's income.

    Scamming Broker: Don't worry about it. Housing prices keep going up. Sure, the interest payments on this mortgage are going to balloon in five years, but that's why you refi in four years instead.

    Joe: Are you sure about this? I'm a little worried. What if I can't refi?

    Broker: Don't worry about it. We've been doing this for years. I'm a certified professional. You're paying me thousands of dollars because I know what I'm doing. Trust me, you will be okay.

    ---

    Is it still Joe's fault for believing the certified professional from which he sought advice?

    And by the way, the security ratings mean quite a lot, actually. Many investors, such as pension funds, are only legally allowed to buy AAA-rated debt. The demand for AAA-rated debt is quite large, which is why they were able to sell so many toxic MBS/CDO. The demand for less-than-AAA-rated debt is MUCH smaller, and certainly not big enough to absorb all those toxic mortgages. Had the ratings agencies done their job (all of them, not just one or two), Wall Street would have been unable to sell toxic CDOs, which means they were unable to buy/sell toxic MBS, which means they were unable to buy toxic mortgages from scammers, which means the scammers were never able to lend money to people for toxic mortgages.

    Investors should be able to count on the debt ratings. They're baked into laws, after all. The problem is that the people bundling the CDOs were the ones who paid for the ratings agencies to rate their debt. This creates a conflict of interest - the ratings agencies don't want to rate the debt too low or they'll lose market share to their competitors when all the firms on Wall Street go there for the better ratings. Instead, ratings should be paid for by investors, not the people peddling the debt.

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  104. Law Enforcement Officer (nt) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    see subject

  105. Re:Standard & Poors should downgrade the dolla by DeadCatX2 · · Score: 1

    Remember how everyone is a felon? All the ratings agencies committed fraud. Everyone knows it.

    The government is suing S&P for $5 billion. S&P will cease to exist if found guilty (they should have settled like Goldman Sachs). And the government likely has the evidence to prove fraud, against S&P and all the others.

    Not that I think it's right. But if S&P had just refused to engage in fraud, the Feds would have no leverage. You reap what you sow.

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  106. Re:News for Nerds??!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Blame goes to those that wrote the underwriting standards for Freddy and Fanny

    Keep in mind that "sub-prime" is defined as "not underwritable by Freddy and Fanny".

  107. Re:Avoid Linux! by _merlin · · Score: 1

    That one links to this Salon article: http://www.salon.com/2000/05/26/free_love/
    I've always wondered, is that article for real, or is it an elaborate troll itself?

  108. Re:News for Nerds??!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The people who knowingly borrowed more than they could afford are certainly part of the blame. However, follow me for a second. Who do you think would know more about house buying, including getting the loans and everything - a person who has never bought a house, or a person who has bought one house? Now, who will know more - the person who has bought one house, or the person who has bought 5 houses? Now, who will know more - the person who has bought 5 houses, or the bank that has provided 100's if not 1000's house loans, and are the ones who decide the credit worthiness of the people that they loan to, and who tell other financial institutions about how risky their little portfolios are? I know all other things being equal, I would personally assign more blame to the entities who had access to more information - in this case, the banks has far more information on house buying than any of the individual buyers. And in this case, all things are certainly not equal, since the banks were guarding the hen house (reporting credit worthiness) and had control over far more capital than the individual buyers.

  109. Re:News for Nerds??!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Got? We still are!

  110. Re:News for Nerds??!! by RevDisk · · Score: 1

    I worked for lawyers back when I did international "munitions" exporting. Primarily FLIR cameras, still under ITAR. I second guessed lawyers all the time when it came to tech issues and how they fell under the law.

    Why yes, I do my own homework even when I consult a lawyer. So should anyone. NOLO has many inexpensive awesome books. I usually do my homework in advance, write up everything, highlight the important parts and ask for the lawyer's opinion.

    Your lawyer and your brokers have legal responsibility to give you good advice. However, they may not have incentives that match that responsibility. Suppose a lawyer was somehow obligated to handle a matter for a set fee. The advice will near ALWAYS be "settle". Because why work five times as much for the same cash?

    Trust me. Take personal responsibility. Always. And knowing more rarely hurts, if you know your limits. The loan officer represents the bank, not you. Why would you ever trust their interests over your own?

  111. Re:News for Nerds??!! by RevDisk · · Score: 1

    I can believe it. Housing has gotten very expensive for what you get. Still, buying at or below your means is usually a good rule of thumb.

  112. Re:News for Nerds??!! by GSloop · · Score: 1

    I'll note that you appear to have ignored mysummary.

    I'd agree the person taking the loan should have used more diligence - but the disparity is staggering. Blame ought to be apportioned 10:1 to the Bank.

    I think both are to blame. It certainly would be best if consumers would know what they're doing - but it's really not that many people who even *can* do what we do routinely - at least that appears to be what I see when I interact with lots of "common" people.

    But "should" do - doesn't give any remote pass to those that simply *had* to know what they were doing was at least morally bankrupt - and eventually bankrupt in the real world too.

    Blame does belong on both sides. But blame shouldn't be placed equally, IMO. The guilt from the mortgage lenders all the way upward to those rating them and the CDO's and default-swaps etc - they have vastly more blame than the unsophisticated consumer of these loans.

    If I rob a single store for a TV, I ought to do time. I'm not blameless.

    But if I setup a cartel, a system designed to rob and move the goods for thousands, perhaps millions, of such instances ... Well the law, if it's fair, ought to treat that in a vastly different way. We as a society, if we're moral, should also recognize there's a vast difference.

    Some people on the borrowing side did play the game, though not anywhere close to the banks level. A larger number should [and probably did to some extent] have known they were farther out than was wise. More than few, almost certainly were unaware of the risk and unwise direction they had been steered.

    But none of these come *remotely* close to the amoral, venal and bankrupt moral compasses that ran the banks.

  113. Re:News for Nerds??!! by GSloop · · Score: 1

    You seem, again, to confuse *ideal world approaches* with how it often goes.

    No, I wouldn't buy a car at most car dealerships - they're out to sack as much money from me as they can.

    And while I can't prevent others from buying from the dealership and getting more of their money taken than is required - we can [and should] keep the dealership from committing fraud in doing so.

    I do my homework too - but there's almost always some portion of the world we don't do as well as others. And in those cases, we'll be relying on the skills of someone else to assist us. In those cases, it's the moral, or not legal, responsibility of those doing that work to do it well.

    Perhaps I can't take them to court and extract what they ought to cough up - but if it's at all a just world, they'll be paying back in some cosmic sense for a long time.

    But let's not confuse - what one "ought" to do and lay all the blame on the person who was trusting the person they paid to do job X to have actually done job X. It may have been dumb, but the guy who was supposed to do job X is 90% liable and the guy who trusted him is 10% guilty.

  114. Credit agencies by eennaarbrak · · Score: 1

    By not filing criminal charges, the government got a lower burden of proof — preponderance of the evidence rather than beyond a reasonable doubt — while the potential for a $5 billion fine provides punishment as severe as any criminal case against a corporation could.

    I don't know - isn't that the core of the problem? Because the participants knew they were never going to face jail-time, they knew they could do what they want. So what if the bank/credit agency got fined after the fact? By that time, the bonuses have been paid.

    And why is the credit agencies getting off so lightly? They were supposed to be the referees in this system. Banks are being forced to ring-fence their investment and retail arms - surely the credit agencies have to answer for their conflict of interest too?