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French Police Unsure Which Twin To Charge In Sexual Assaults

Posted by timothy on from the ok-fellas-time's-up dept.

An anonymous reader writes "In a real life Prisoner's Dilemma taking place in the French city of Marseille, twin brothers have been arrested for a string of sexual assaults. While say they are sure that one of them committed the crimes (corroborated by a standard DNA test), police were told that it would cost upwards of €1m euros (£850,000, $1.3m USD) to distinguish between them using DNA evidence."

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  1. Re:!(Prisoner's Dilemma) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    mind == blown!

  2. Easy solution by Hogwash+McFly · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just charge the one with the goatee.

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    1. Re:Easy solution by russotto · · Score: 2, Funny

      No! Charge the snooty one.

      It's FRANCE.

      They're both snooty.

  3. Re:!(Prisoner's Dilemma) by RedHackTea · · Score: 3, Funny

    Mind equals blown not? Yoda language?

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  4. Re:Unless French wages are crazy low... by Fnord666 · · Score: 4, Funny

    it isn't exactly free to have a bunch of cops go around swabbing at evidence, a judge, some lawyers, a jury, etc.

    I'm going to guess that neither the judge, the lawyers, nor the jury were exactly thrilled about being swabbed either.

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  5. Re:!(Prisoner's Dilemma) by Fishchip · · Score: 4, Funny

    Telekinetically linked? How does that work? Can they move each other around with their minds?