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Report: Windows Blue Reaches Its First Milestone Build

An anonymous reader writes "Microsoft watcher Mary Jo Foley has been collecting tips on Microsoft's accelerated Windows development schedule, codenamed 'Blue.' She reports that the program, which is attempting to replace the multiyear product drops for the Windows-branded desktop, server, phone, and network services products with a more agile release cycle, with better continuity across the suite, has just hit the first of two scheduled milestone builds. What's in the build? As with North Korea's nuclear program, details are scarce, but so far we have a Chinese Windows start screen; indications that the kernel number has been bumped from 'NT 6.2' (Windows 8) to 'NT 6.3'; and a job posting for a Windows Blue SDET (test engineer). Slashdot reported on Windows Blue in November."

199 comments

  1. Windows Blue... by kh31d4r · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... screen?

    1. Re:Windows Blue... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      balls

    2. Re:Windows Blue... by telchine · · Score: 2, Funny

      I've upped my standards. Up yours.

      You said "up yours", *snigger*

    3. Re:Windows Blue... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Knock Knock!
      Who's there?
      The!
      The Who?
      Yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!

    4. Re:Windows Blue... by dimeglio · · Score: 0

      It IS funny. First thing I thought of as well. Good thing we've got mods with a sense of humour.

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    5. Re:Windows Blue... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      Application for Windows Blue Test Engineer position

      Education: Navy Academy

      Work experience: 3 years in the development of SGI Indigo. 5 years in the Blue Man Group.

      Computer skills: Word, Excel.

      Relevant hobbies: blues band.

    6. Re:Windows Blue... by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 5, Funny

      You said "up yours", *snigger*

      I hope GP isn't a blind black guy with a screen reader.

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    7. Re:Windows Blue... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is such a thing as being too serious. Don't like the memes here? Go to another site, it's easy.

    8. Re:Windows Blue... by Spottywot · · Score: 4, Funny

      How is it funny? It's totally played out. You still giggling at knock-knock jokes? Other things that are not funny: "Does it run Linux?", "Flying chairs", "In soviet russia...", anything xkcd.

      I've upped my standards. Up yours.

      Knock knock.

      Who's there?

      In Soviet Russia.

      In Soviet Russia who?

      In Soviet Rusia, worn out meme laughs at YOU!

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    9. Re:Windows Blue... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... screen?

      No....balls.

      Man I just can't get these codecs to work!

    10. Re:Windows Blue... by paiute · · Score: 5, Funny

      There is such a thing as being too serious. Don't like the memes here? Go to another site, it's easy.

      I don't want to put in the 19 clicks to get to another site.

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    11. Re:Windows Blue... by Cwix · · Score: 1

      Now THAT was funny.

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    12. Re:Windows Blue... by synapse7 · · Score: 1

      Windows bsod.

    13. Re:Windows Blue... by synapse7 · · Score: 1

      I would mod you funny but I already posted my meme.

    14. Re:Windows Blue... by Muad'Dave · · Score: 3

      "Windows Blue ... it needed the money."

      *Thanks to Andrew Dice Clay

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    15. Re:Windows Blue... by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

      All out of mod points, but you can haz 10 internets.

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    16. Re:Windows Blue... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Soviet Russia, Linux runs flying chairs.

    17. Re:Windows Blue... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MS is singing the blues again!

    18. Re:Windows Blue... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they were going to actually base it off of IRIX it would be a lot more awesome....

    19. Re:Windows Blue... by TeknoHog · · Score: 1
      I've upped my standards with Gentoo.

      # emerge -up yours

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    20. Re:Windows Blue... by TeknoHog · · Score: 1

      You #FF0000 my mind.

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    21. Re:Windows Blue... by fermion · · Score: 1

      It is the scarlet letter.

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    22. Re:Windows Blue... by QRDeNameland · · Score: 1

      {Windows Blue]... screen?

      I hear it more as Microsoft's epitaph:

      Here lies Microsoft (1975-20??).

      Windows blew.

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    23. Re:Windows Blue... by ILongForDarkness · · Score: 2

      I'd say Windows Blue is pretty close but a different tense than most people on /. would use when describing Windows.

    24. Re:Windows Blue... by Blue+Stone · · Score: 1

      Well played.

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    25. Re:Windows Blue... by Blue+Stone · · Score: 1

      Windows Blue.

      It still does.

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    26. Re:Windows Blue... by rwise2112 · · Score: 1

      I've upped my standards. Up yours.

      My what now?

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    27. Re:Windows Blue... by mitzoe · · Score: 1

      But does it run Linux?

    28. Re:Windows Blue... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... of?

    29. Re:Windows Blue... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah but if he's blind, he might not even know he's black...

    30. Re:Windows Blue... by Meski · · Score: 1

      Your meme's so fat...

    31. Re:Windows Blue... by Meski · · Score: 1

      Codec's stopped making fillum

    32. Re: Windows Blue... by peacefool · · Score: 1

      ... MS?

  2. Windows Blue... by stox · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...chunks?

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  3. Windows Blue... by stox · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...It?

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  4. Re:OK, I'll stop now by bemymonkey · · Score: 0

    Wow, quintuple-first-post... impressive :)

  5. Re:OK, I'll stop now by stox · · Score: 1

    OMG! Where's the eye bleach? Congratulations! You got me on that one.

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  6. Windows Blue... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...me

  7. Let me guess...further deprecation of desktop apps by Myria · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Let me guess... they've gone further on their way to declare desktop applications as deprecated? With Windows 8, Microsoft has made it clear that it thinks that desktop applications are on their way out, and the only way to go is to make programs for Metro.

    Oh, and I'll put this out there: won't run unsigned programs by default, though I suspect that this will be like OS X 10.8 and allow being turned off.

    All part of boiling the frog.

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  8. Windows Blue Waffle by Nyder · · Score: 1

    It might sound neat, but no one really wants it.

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  9. On code names by Myria · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Why is it that sometimes code names are better than the name of the final product? "Windows Blue" is a better name than simply "Windows 9". Similarly, "Xenon" was a better name than "Xbox 360".

    Nintendo's fond of that, too. "Nitro" versus "DS", "Dolphin" versus "GameCube", "Revolution" versus "Wii".

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    1. Re:On code names by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Names themselves while sounding better actually have some serious problems when it comes to versioning. When you have 6,6.1,7,8,9 it is patently obvious which is the newest version. When you have XP, Vista, 7,8 Blue it actually takes knowledge of the product names to know if you are up to date. So while names sound better and are easier for searching the web numbering is pretty important.

    2. Re:On code names by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would have called it Tomato, so we can start throwing it back through the office windows at Redmond.

      And because I have a strange feeling that I need to eat a tomato right now.

    3. Re:On code names by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Probably because of localization and trademark issues.

    4. Re:On code names by Sockatume · · Score: 1

      They seem better because years of exposure haven't ruined them by familiarity. "Xbox" seemed like a daringly direct name for a box that ran Direct X, for about six months.

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    5. Re:On code names by egr · · Score: 1

      While Longhorn was much cooler name than Vista, I think Blue is a pretty ugly one IMHO, the matter of taste I guess.

    6. Re:On code names by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because code names can be given by the product team, while the final name has to go through legal and marketing and whatever else.
      You have to look at trademarks and what could work in a global setting. Just cause it sounds good in the US does not mean it will work in the rest of the world.

    7. Re:On code names by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      No, Xbox was retarded when it came out, as was Wii. Metro vs. "7"? Etc. The code names are almost always better.

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    8. Re:On code names by coinreturn · · Score: 2

      I've got to disagree with you on Windows Blue. Whoever gave it that name is either clueless (BSOD) or has a sense of humor. The boss should NOT have let it be codenamed Blue (SOD).

    9. Re:On code names by GeekWithAKnife · · Score: 1

      Why is it that sometimes code names are better than the name of the final product? "Windows Blue" is a better name than simply "Windows 9". Similarly, "Xenon" was a better name than "Xbox 360".

      Nintendo's fond of that, too. "Nitro" versus "DS", "Dolphin" versus "GameCube", "Revolution" versus "Wii".

      Beyond copyright it's about being able to distinguish your product in a uniquely identifiable manner.

      What are the chances that when you speak about "Xenon" people will not think of a gas or chemical compound? an old school game?
      When you say "Xbox" everyone is acutely aware of only one possible meaning. If anyone else uses "Xbox" you can sue them.

      So really after "Windows" anything can follow because everyone knows what that's supposed to mean. There was enough time for people to stop associating physical glass windows and windows software. If MS had to choose an OS name today it would wage that it would not have been "Windows" but rather some similar non-existent word.

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    10. Re:On code names by paiute · · Score: 1

      Windows Nova?

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    11. Re:On code names by RazorSharp · · Score: 1

      I think the main reason is you're talking about international products. The Wii, specifically, I remember Nintendo going with the name because it worked in any language. Asians would have a hard time with "Revolution," or they'd have to translate it and it would lack international consistency like 'Wii.' Not to mention that you can't sell a product called "Revolution" in China.

      Likewise, a number is easier than branding the product Blue, Bleu, Azul, Blu, etc.

      They also don't have to worry about trademarks and the like for code names.

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    12. Re:On code names by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Thonghorn logo was cool too.

    13. Re:On code names by synapse7 · · Score: 1

      A larger committee was involved with the final release name.

    14. Re:On code names by Crudely_Indecent · · Score: 1

      Hopefully they don't use names like "Blue" for their products. If they do, we might start to see recyclable advertising campaigns like:
      Switch to Microsoft Yellow - because Yellow is the new Blue.

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    15. Re:On code names by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because developers come up with the code names, and marketing comes up with the actual names. Who do you think is smarter and more creative?

    16. Re:On code names by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget Nintendo's original name for the Nintendo 64, "Super Duper Nintendo".

    17. Re:On code names by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How would asians have trouble with the name "Revolution"? Or are you just stereotyping?

    18. Re:On code names by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Code names are for developers, which resonates with many slashdotters. Final product names are what marketing thinks the general public will like. Plus you have to make sure it doesn't offend anybody, there aren't any obvious jokes with the name, it can't be confused with anything similar, it's translatable, and nobody has the trademark on it.

  10. Enough Blue by rzitex · · Score: 0

    I know that is probably over done, but...The last thing I need from Windows is more blue. I see it enough when trying to use windows.

    1. Re:Enough Blue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must be pretty bad at it.

  11. will they kill the patch/reboot/patch/reboot cycle by RotateLeftByte · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If they don't then IMHO, this is a dead duck. They have a wonderful opportunity to stop the patch/reboot/patch/reboot cycle here

    or the Patches on top of patches shell game.

    If they don't grasp this then they are merely fiddling while the City of Redmond burns to the ground.

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  12. Windows Blue ScrDETh by Sussurros · · Score: 1

    I believe they got the job title wrong - surely it's Windows Blue ScrDETh (thanatest engineer).

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    1. Re:Windows Blue ScrDETh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Must have at least 10 years of bad experience.

  13. Re:OK, I'll stop now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    noob

  14. spotted a guru speak by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I saw word agile in the summary a second in one day. As always if not used by a guru it makes me confused (even more than I normally am) - the word in itself is OK. The moronic context in which it means something fluffy, from which a deviation by a split of a pussy's hair should be punished by death in boiling oil, is not as OK. It is an ongoing process of language destruction. I think ancient Romans were onto something when they used cross to eradicate the guru problem. Pity it went out of use.

  15. So now the whole OS is Blue Screen?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, I guess it does streamline the whole Windows experience to its bare essentials...

  16. Re:OK, I'll stop now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    impressive :)

    It's hilarious as well.

    MS reputation managers are going to run out of mod points trying to clean this one up!

  17. Re:OK, I'll stop now by jones_supa · · Score: 1

    Actually it was quintuple-second-post.

  18. Let's Mod This One Up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Like this individual I feel like I have to post just so you can notice me. C'Mon, c'mon, c'mon!

  19. Re:Let me guess...further deprecation of desktop a by bemymonkey · · Score: 1

    You're probably right :(

    I wonder if the catastrophic failure of the Metro-Only Windows RT will be enough to serve as a heads-up...

  20. Like NK's nuclear program by c0lo · · Score: 4, Funny

    As with North Korea's nuclear program, details are scarce,

    Has anyone detected Xenon-133 that can be traced to Seattle yet, or did MS manage to contain it pretty well underground?

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    1. Re:Like NK's nuclear program by gmuslera · · Score: 2

      Rumors say that after the Windows 8 debacle, Ballmer don't throw chairs anymore, he took the game to the next level. Windows Blue will be (mushroom) cloud based.

    2. Re:Like NK's nuclear program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rumors has it that Xenon-133 will be the new console Microsoft are releasing this coming event.
      Shedding the ways of old to a new name and hopefully new community.

      Dare I say it will be near-infectious. Everyone will be up in fever for that.
      They might even turn blue.

  21. Chinese "start screen" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As in "start hacking anyone clicking on this link".

    CHINESE CHARACTERS CONFUSE AND SCARE ME!

    1. Re:Chinese "start screen" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some Chinese are nice people.

  22. Deep Blue? by jandersen · · Score: 1

    That name sounds a bit like IBM's 'Deep Blue', the chess computer. But I think it is too reminiscent of the BSOD - can I suggest they change the name to something like 'Deep Brown'? It somehow feel more right, all things considered.

  23. Re:will they kill the patch/reboot/patch/reboot cy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If they don't then IMHO, this is a dead duck. They have a wonderful opportunity to stop the patch/reboot/patch/reboot cycle here

    or the Patches on top of patches shell game.

    If they don't grasp this then they are merely fiddling while the City of Redmond burns to the ground.

    I sound like a troll here, but that's not what I intended:
    You clearly have poor knowledge of how computers really work. They're NOT websites! You're demanding full virtualization AND maximum performance in the same time. That's not going to happen, not with windows or any other OS for that matter. Sure, as the hardware computing power increases, you may have DECENT performance and full virtualization, but that's NOT the Windows dogma. Windows will always aim to deliver MAXIMUM performance and decent virtualization. Which, if you really knew what you were talking about, is the thing you want with your daily /. posting .

  24. Re:will they kill the patch/reboot/patch/reboot cy by JasterBobaMereel · · Score: 0

    Whenever a company starts aping their competitors they not only acknowledge that they are second rate but that they have already lost, unless they come up with something really new ...

    Microsoft are now just copying entire concepts from Apple, Linux, Google etc. .. and do not seem to have anything new to offer ... ?

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  25. Just what we need... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why do I feel this is like Microsoft trying to pull a Chrome and Firefox but with their OS instead?

  26. blue? by ryen · · Score: 1

    sounds old school to me

  27. Airplanes and Power by Mike+Frett · · Score: 4, Funny

    Steve Ballmer is flying the plane now. Tower is on the horn telling him he needs to gain altitude, but Ballmer thinks they said Attitude; whilst headed for the ground in a sweaty dance.

    All the boys and girls from Neowin are on on that plane, living it up and having a damn good time. Unaware Ballmer is piloting the plane "This is your Captain speaking, we need more Attitude!" as cheers erupt. Bill Gates was unavailable for comments, as he thinks 'Blue' airlines is headed in the wrong direction.

    1. Re:Airplanes and Power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I never want to see the words "Ballmer" and "sweaty dance" in the same sentence again.

  28. Windows 8 "refresh" by DrXym · · Score: 4, Interesting

    According to the article, Blue is a Windows 8 refresh. I assume that to mean that it's going to add all the stuff that Windows 8 was lacking when it came out, particularly in relation to its mouse / keyboard and "classic" behaviour. But even metro is a bit shit on the desktop, lacking stuff like folders to group icons, zoom in / out, certain multi-select actions and so on.

    1. Re:Windows 8 "refresh" by Tagged_84 · · Score: 1

      Why can't we get a news app that generates tiles for new articles in selected categories? Imagine waking up and the home screen stares at you with a couple new tiles on articles you'd likely want to read. Do the same with email filters to highlight important emails.

      Android and iOS already cover the static screens well, why not apply some further design iterations and produce a more living/personal screen that reduces a few of your daily activities to a single tap away!

    2. Re:Windows 8 "refresh" by CAIMLAS · · Score: 2

      So what, it's more akin to your girlfriend going to the bathroom to douche before sex than it's like a new girlfriend coming over for a romantic dinner?

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    3. Re:Windows 8 "refresh" by DrXym · · Score: 1

      I don't hate Windows 8 with the passion some people do. I can see it's broken and have spent a lot of time pointing out the flaws. But neither do I think it is irretrievably bad either. I think Microsoft in their zeal to get to tablet land cut corners on the desktop experience knowing they could fix them later and I hope that the Blue refresh or whatever it ends up being called will do just that.

    4. Re:Windows 8 "refresh" by mdielmann · · Score: 1

      I don't hate Windows 8 with the passion some people do. I can see it's broken and have spent a lot of time pointing out the flaws. But neither do I think it is irretrievably bad either. I think Microsoft in their zeal to get to tablet land cut corners on the desktop experience knowing they could fix them later and I hope that the Blue refresh or whatever it ends up being called will do just that.

      So what you're saying is that they're okay with the idea of intentionally screwing over the only strong user base they currently have in the rush to try to gain a new user base in a competitive market. That's like trying to fly by taping on a pair of plastic wings and then shooting your legs off to get rid of the dead weight. And for some reason, people find this misguided.

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    5. Re:Windows 8 "refresh" by DrXym · · Score: 1

      What I'm saying is what I said, not your straw man regurgitation of it.

  29. modern mobilya by mobilya · · Score: 0

    ne zaman bir modern mobilyaya ihtiyaç duyarasanz bir koleksiyona bakn

  30. Re:will they kill the patch/reboot/patch/reboot cy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When did they ever do anything but copy from others? Microsoft have never been innovators, except possibly in the field of shady business practices. And frankly, they probably copied those too!

    They are quite good at remaining current though, reinventing their offerings as new concepts emerge in desktops and servers with a proven market for them. Unfortunately, since everything has to be tied in to preserve the cash cows of Windows and Office, they aren't very good at entering entirely new markets.

  31. Re:will they kill the patch/reboot/patch/reboot cy by jimicus · · Score: 0

    When exactly was the last time Microsoft came up with a new idea that wasn't aping its competitors?

  32. Re:will they kill the patch/reboot/patch/reboot cy by RotateLeftByte · · Score: 4, Informative

    Please enlighten me as to why you think I don't know what I'm talking about.
    I just patched a clean Win 7 build and it took four patch/reboot cycles before I got everything uptodate.
    Whereas my Linux Systems patch the lot in one go and only need to reboot when there is a kernel update. IIRC and I was running SLES I wouldn't even need to do that.

    Or did I dream that I had to reboot my system so often in the patching process?

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  33. Re:Let me guess...further deprecation of desktop a by Alkonaut · · Score: 5, Insightful

    They will never, ever be able to remove support for the legacy desktop apps that is what keep customers from moving away from windows. What they WILL do however, is realize that home users don't really provide as much income as they should for microsoft. Apple is a shining example of a company that makes money from consumers, not business. Microsofts cash-cow is income from people using workstations and servers in offices around the world. So the question: How can microsoft make good business from consumers, without risking their revenue stream from business? Answer: by separating the tiers further. Make desktop/legacy a "premium" product, and sell the consumer OS cheaper by forcing users to adopt apps that give MS a piece of the revenue. I predict that the desktop will live forever, but only in the higher SKU:s of windows. Meanwhile, microsofts "Home"/OEM offerings of windows will steadily become cheaper and slowly move into an apps-only ecosystem.

  34. Re:will they kill the patch/reboot/patch/reboot cy by RotateLeftByte · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Where in my post did I talk about wanting full Virtualization and Max performance? I didn't so please stop trying to read something that is clearly not there.

    The question is

    Do MS system require rebooting when applying patches?
        Yes
    Do other Operating System apply patches without the need for reboots?
        Yes

    ergo,
      If MS is going to a continuious update cycle then they really need to reduce the number of reboots required after applying patches.
    If they don't they are going to piss off a lot of users with the increased reboot frequency.

    not that hard really is it?

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  35. Re:will they kill the patch/reboot/patch/reboot cy by Big+Hairy+Ian · · Score: 1

    ummm did you even read the original post?

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  36. Re:will they kill the patch/reboot/patch/reboot cy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    At least OSX and Linux do require reboots when applying OS patches so ...

  37. Re:will they kill the patch/reboot/patch/reboot cy by GauteL · · Score: 2

    If they don't then IMHO, this is a dead duck. They have a wonderful opportunity to stop the patch/reboot/patch/reboot cycle here

    Please... While this is a problem for some, I'm willing to bet the amount of revenue they've lost because of it is incredibly low.

    Microsoft are in serious danger of scaring off their massive army of third party developers, exactly the people who have guaranteed them success over nearly 20 years. THIS is their major problem. Metro and the Microsoft App store is a massive "fuck you" to us. This is especially true if you're invested in OpenGL. The amount of work required to bring a professional OpenGL based engineering suite over to Metro is massive.

  38. Re:will they kill the patch/reboot/patch/reboot cy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That is the clumsiness that is Windows OS. The other day a Visual Studio update went seriously wrong. Now the dialog's were telling me to shut down VS to avoid a reboot. It still needed rebooting, and still fucked up.

  39. Source Named by some+old+guy · · Score: 2

    Code Blue?

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  40. Re:Let me guess...further deprecation of desktop a by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I really hope that's not true.

    I had to use a computer today with XP and the "classic" windows theme. Sure, the operating system has come a very long way but the UI is definitely going backwards.

    WIMP is a sound UI paradigm and "classic" theme makes it very clear and intuitive. A few modern gradients, higher DPI and a new set of high resolution icons would have made it a sheer delight.

    With the touch-optimized, flat, giant controls, modal paradigm you can't really do anything other than the most basic things and even that's confusing.

  41. Re:will they kill the patch/reboot/patch/reboot cy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Normal Windows Update is good for incrementally keeping a system up-to-date. If a system is far out of date, then you would be better off using WSUS Offline Update, or if you're installing from scratch, make a sliptreamed install disc with all the current updates.

  42. Re:Let me guess...further deprecation of desktop a by Spottywot · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This sounds about right, it'll be interesting to see how quickly consumers take this up. I haven't met anyone yet who actually wants to use the 'Metro' interface, much less buy thier software throuh the Microsoft store. Of course I've read plenty of 'I use Win 8 and I don't see what the fuss is about' posts in various tech forums, but even from those people I've never heard anyone extolling the virtues of a 'killer' Metro app. Until such things exist, where is the compelling reason to make the switch? I fear the only answer is that we will be steadily 'forced' to use the new interface with subsequent versions of Windows.

    I currently use Windows for productivity and gaming, this Metro crap I can see being the reason I move to Linux for my productivity stuff, and if Steam for Linux takes off with enough publishers, possibly my gaming as well.

    I've never loved Windows, but I've never really hated it either (well maybe sometimes), it's always been 'good enough' to do what I want it to do, as soon as it starts to tell me how I should interact with my desktop, and where I should buy my software, well thats the point at which it ceases to be useful for me, and probably a great many others.

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  43. No kidding, not a real issue by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

    It is only a big deal for the people who have an ego in uptime. The issue in the real world is availability, not some uptime number and you get that through redundancy. I don't care if a Windows DC reboots. Why? Because I have like 5 more. You want to have multiple systems that are redundant so that when (not if, but when) you have a hardware failure service isn't interrupted.

    Reboots are just not a big deal in the server world. If they are, then you've designed your service wrong and you need to re-think it. Unless you are buying mainframe hardware (and even then sometimes) you are going to have a system failure some day, you want other systems that smoothly handle the load while it is down. Reboots are just small, non-destructive tests of that.

    As for desktops this has never been a real issue, but is even less with SSDs. It is real hard to care about a reboot for patches at all when it happens at 3am while you sleep (or alternatively on manual shutdown and boot up) but it is harder still to care when you system reboots in less than 10 seconds, as systems with SSDs are wont to do.

    1. Re:No kidding, not a real issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I do however care if my laptop reboots. Why? Because I don't have 5, and even if I did, my running programs and my DVI cable will not fail over to another automatically. And after rebooting, all my programs will take lots of time to start fully up and become responsive. And Windows Update either pops up in the morning, after just waiting a long time for just that, or EVEN WORSE, decides to spend 10 minutes installing updates, when I'm waiting for an already too slow shutdown.

    2. Re:No kidding, not a real issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should remember that there are a large number of companies that only have one dc or one file server.

    3. Re:No kidding, not a real issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And they deserve to fail if they can't manage the maintenance of their critical systems properly.

    4. Re:No kidding, not a real issue by Junta · · Score: 2

      In the datacenter, applications *shouldn't* care about one OS instance rebooting. In practice, many do and companies find it cheaper to just fix it at the platform layer. I think this mindset is decreasing however so the datacenter uptime issue becomes less and less important. However, in the consumer electronics space, it is killer. I woke up a windows 8 laptop to have it *immediately* start rebooting to install patches. I really wanted to use it *then* but I had to wait 15 minutes, no prompting, no nothing; just straight to a 'please wait' screen. If that had been a business presentation, that would have royally screwed me. This is not exclusive to MS though. I frequently try to whip out a PS3 game I haven't played for a while and the console won't even let me play it single player until I endure an update process that makes me *wish* it were windows.

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    5. Re:No kidding, not a real issue by Blue23 · · Score: 1

      In the datacenter, applications *shouldn't* care about one OS instance rebooting. In practice, many do and companies find it cheaper to just fix it at the platform layer. I think this mindset is decreasing however so the datacenter uptime issue becomes less and less important.

      The number of applications we host that actually allow farms and have low impact to a single server issue are dwarfed by the number of monolithic applications that either need to be run on a single box, or have single points of failure even if partially across multiple boxes.

      What you say should be the case, but so many applications don't support it or if they do, don't support it right. We're changing that at the operations level as much as we can, but for some applications there's no opportunity to run multiple active shared instances.

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  44. Re:will they kill the patch/reboot/patch/reboot cy by jones_supa · · Score: 1

    While I am a Visual Studio fanboy, I gotta say that uninstalling VS is also a pain in the ass. It sprinkles around a good bunch of these little "Microsoft SQL Server 2012 Data-Tier App Framework" programs, which you will have a field day removing one-by-one, as the main uninstaller does not delete them.

  45. Re:will they kill the patch/reboot/patch/reboot cy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "City of Redmond burns to the ground"
    If you really think that is the reason they will burn to the ground you really don't understand the average user.

  46. Re:Let me guess...further deprecation of desktop a by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "only way to go"

    You just made it clear you've never used Win8.

  47. Re:will they kill the patch/reboot/patch/reboot cy by RaceProUK · · Score: 1

    While I am a Visual Studio fanboy, I gotta say that uninstalling VS is also a pain in the ass. It sprinkles around a good bunch of these little "Microsoft SQL Server 2012 Data-Tier App Framework" programs, which you will have a field day removing one-by-one, as the main uninstaller does not delete them.

    Because those other little things are also used by programs other than VS. Your example, if removed, could break SQL Server 2012 for instance.

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  48. Re:will they kill the patch/reboot/patch/reboot cy by RaceProUK · · Score: 1

    When exactly was the last time Microsoft came up with a new idea that wasn't aping its competitors?

    When exactly was the last time Apple came up with a new idea that wasn't aping its competitors?

    When exactly was the last time Sony came up with a new idea that wasn't aping its competitors?

    When exactly was the last time Canonical came up with a new idea that wasn't aping its competitors?

    When exactly was the last time Nintendo came up with a new idea that wasn't aping its competitors?

    When exactly was the last time Sega came up with a new idea that wasn't aping its competitors?

    That's the nature of business ;) The issue isn't the aping per se, but whether they've improved on the feature in question.

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  49. Re:will they kill the patch/reboot/patch/reboot cy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's plenty wrong with Windows, but that's pretty far down the list of stuff to fix. NT has always been like that - just prior to a service pack on a fresh install it will take a few reboots to get caught up. Thing is, on a fresh install you are unlikely to have a bunch of applications and data open so it's not such a big deal.

    Once it's installed, it's a reboot once a month and most people turn their computers off every day anyway.

    Hell, I reboot my Linux boxes after a big patch because it's quicker than parsing the list of packages updated and restarting all the services by hand.

  50. Re:Let me guess...further deprecation of desktop a by Alkonaut · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I use windows 8 and don't get what the fuss is about. I basically don't use the metro interface and don't intend to ever do so until I can do ALL my work in it. That is, I don't dislike the UI per se, but dislike having to switch back and forth. I don't really care if MS gets a share of what I pay for applications either, but here is the chicken and egg problem: I won't buy any metro apps until I use that interface. I won't use that interface until I can use it exclusively. I won't use it exclusively until all my applications are there.

  51. Don't hate Microsoft. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft (and Apple, Oracle, etc) takes nothing away from FLOSS software, it merely competes with it. Sometimes it wins, sometimes it loses. It most often wins in market segments where FLOSS was/is seriously lacking, like n00b-friendly GUI apps, software for sweet ol' secretary ladies who've barely learned to point and click, and of course games. (True, sometimes it coasts on the momentum of past accomplishments, but this momentum cannot last more than a few years.)

    Microsoft's software makes millions of people more productive (or more entertained / happier) than they would have been without it, providing value for value. This injects money and jobs into the IT sector, some of which in turn goes to FLOSS, or the salaries of people who also contribute to FLOSS, etc. FLOSS benefits tremendously from proprietary software that got ahead of it, learning both from its innovations and its mistakes. In time FLOSS software catches up in a particular market segment, and Microsoft moves on to something else.

    If what you hate is "intellectual property", then Microsoft should be on the very bottom of your "enemies list", since a large and growing part of their products are not hinged on mere IP and EULA ("implicit contracts"), but operate through far more legitimate means: explicit business / education / certification / support contracts, hardware bundling, SaaS and other services, etc. Compare this to Copyleft, which is entirely dependent on IP to be enforceable. The only software that is completely free from IP is Copyfree ("permissive" / "don't sue, don't plagiarize" licensed software) or "Public Domain".

    --libman

  52. Re:will they kill the patch/reboot/patch/reboot cy by oztiks · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Paragraph one wrong. Paragraph two right.

    It's Microsoft, they adhere to a pattern which if you're a big company making lots of money simply have to be on guard for. If MS shows up and offers a strategic partnership, show them the door and smile, it means what you have is worth lots and MS wants to steal it. If you lift the hood on your products and invite them in then instantly your days are numbered and you will eventually lose.

    - Look at FB and MS. That's nothing but win for MS. Half of FB is powered by Bing! and now look at what's happening with Skype. Plus they doubled their money when FB went IPO.
    - Look at Novel and MS. MS win. Nothing but bullying and win for MS. Linux being licensed back to MS, Freakin Maddness!!
    - Look at Norton and MS. MS win. Strategic partnership that turned into MS Security Essentials and killed Norton's consumer market.
    - Look at Zune and MS. Tragic fail. Apple was smart to not let peering eyes in on that one.
    - Look at Xbox and MS. MS win. Get the game makers on side and now MS is making their own award winning games like Halo.

    MS wins more than it loses and it's up to "who" lets them win more than if the company is second rate. Simply put, they come a knocken send them packing or you'll pay for it! I don't like their way of doing business but it's how I see them.

    A little bit of Nokia a little bit of MS's strategic partnering, a couple years later you have Surface ...

    Same process, same Borg like attitude .. same old Microsoft.

  53. Re:Let me guess...further deprecation of desktop a by Wolfraider · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I have met a few people excited about the Metro screen. But these people barely know how to use a computer and to them, Metro is a lot easier to find what programs they want to run. I personally don't mind Windows 8 and Metro although the first thing I did was set the default for all Metro apps to the full version and pin my most used programs to the taskbar. Any time that I need another program, I simply hit the windows key, type in the first few characters of what I want and hit enter. Metro pops up and goes away quickly.

  54. Re:will they kill the patch/reboot/patch/reboot cy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it took you FOUR reboots to update a new install of windows 7?

    after install and first-startup to desktop, with 'recommended' updates off (critical only)....

    first run of windows update updates itself. no reboot.
    (not a terrible idea to 'hide' update KB971033 even 'legit' installs)
    second run of windows update can get all non-SP updates, including those released after the SP, in one shot. reboot needed.
    third run of windows update gets the SP. reboot needed.
    forth run of windows update.... there is no forth run... perhaps a dotnet update is left, but that's no big deal.

    two reboots needed to update a new windows 7 install, only one if you're working with install media with integrated SP.

    next time know what the fuck you're doing.

  55. North Korea by ErnoWindt · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Totally hilarious reference to North Korea - but c'mon - Microsoft is run like an open source software project compared with Apple. What's interesting is that consumers seem to greet Apple's secrecy and paranoia with an almost Willy Wonka like fascination.

    1. Re:North Korea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BUT it's M$!!!1111one EVIL!

      Because you know, one is a nuclear-capable totalitarian dictatorship that murders their civilians by the thousands, and the other is a fairly benign software company well past it's prime.

    2. Re:North Korea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Listen, you: don't say nothing bad about Apple. Also, does anyone want an iYacht? It's really fab. And on sale.

    3. Re:North Korea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Such heresy. In the future, please adhere to the following /. commandments:

      1) Thou shall not spake well of Microsoft nor any of its products
      2) Thou shall not spake ill of the following companies/products: Apple, Google, Linux
      3) Thou shalt be a snarky arse as much as possible, to prove how advanced one is in the grey matter region and how unenlightened all the peons are who doth not agree with mine exalted self /. commandments. Live them, learn them, be them, obey them.

  56. Test Engineer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft "lets" their users test the product and send back error reports.

  57. Re:OK, I'll stop now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you just got internetted

  58. Ring Cycle by ThatsNotPudding · · Score: 1

    After Windows Screen, when Windows Death is released, the fat lady will sing.

  59. Re:will they kill the patch/reboot/patch/reboot cy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unix systems gladly replace system libraries that are in use, and just hope that not problems happen because two different versions of the same library are in use simultaneously. The further away from the core libraries you get, the lower the odds of a problem, but it's still a risk. The Unix approach is basically "Let's just go ahead and do it, it'll probably be ok."

    Windows takes the safe approach of only updating libraries that are not in use. I'm sure you'd wind up with weird glitches if your apps were using multiple versions of GDI simultaneously. The Windows approach is "It may be ok to update this now, or it may not. Just to be safe, let's not update it until we can guarentee it's safe."

  60. Re:Let me guess...further deprecation of desktop a by Spottywot · · Score: 2

    Yes I get that win8 is OK and you can work around the metro screen, it's the direction that I don't like. Optional work around today, walled garden tommorrow, my tactic is to not buy into it and hope that enough people do the same thing.

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  61. Re:will they kill the patch/reboot/patch/reboot cy by feld · · Score: 1

    Unix systems gladly replace system libraries that are in use, and just hope that not problems happen because two different versions of the same library are in use simultaneously. The further away from the core libraries you get, the lower the odds of a problem, but it's still a risk. The Unix approach is basically "Let's just go ahead and do it, it'll probably be ok."

    Windows takes the safe approach of only updating libraries that are not in use. I'm sure you'd wind up with weird glitches if your apps were using multiple versions of GDI simultaneously. The Windows approach is "It may be ok to update this now, or it may not. Just to be safe, let's not update it until we can guarentee it's safe."

    It is OK on Unix because that replaced library still exists in memory and can continue to be used by the programs ... running in memory!

    Each new invocation of the programs that try to use that library will of course pick up the new version. It's not magic. I don't get why people can't grasp this.

  62. Re:will they kill the patch/reboot/patch/reboot cy by RazorSharp · · Score: 1

    I was about to answer all of your questions, just to be snarky, but I'll just say this: There's an answer to each one, and the only answer that's extremely dated is the Sega one.

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  63. Re:will they kill the patch/reboot/patch/reboot cy by sapphire+wyvern · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It would be nice if the Windows application management interface was a _little_ bit more like a package manager, though. It would be great if you could scan through the list of installed programs and see which ones are dependencies for other installed programs and which are not. Then, you could go through removing leaf nodes from the dependency tree until you run out of things that aren't needed, with confidence that you aren't going to be breaking stuff that you actually use.

    My pet hate are all the minor dot releases of VC++ frameworks installed by various games. I'm sure I don't *really* need them all, but damned if I can figure out which are expendable.

  64. Anthem by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

    I'd like to take this opportunity to say that I really like Windows 7.

    But you can have my unsigned desktop apps when you wrest them from my cold, dead hands.

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  65. Sure ... by gstoddart · · Score: 1

    the program, which is attempting to replace the multiyear product drops for the Windows-branded desktop, server, phone, and network services products with a more agile release cycle

    I have a hard time believing an entity the size of Microsoft is really going to be capable of 'agile'.

    It has to be an absolutely vast code base, with a huge number of things to test -- and undoing that long of corporate culture takes a lot of work.

    I'll be curious to see how they fare, but changing from big giant releases and versions to more frequent builds and releases is a difficult thing to do. And Microsoft is kind of well known for having their own intertia keep them from being able to really do this kind of thing.

    I also think a lot of corporations won't be really keen to start getting these kinds of drops from Microsoft -- I've seen OS upgrades deployed in large organizations, and it's usually better part of a a year or so, with a large amount of manpower and planning. Doing even quarterly upgrades is something which would be almost impossible to keep up with. If you need to be sure nothing is going to break with each release, that's an awful lot of testing.

    Microsoft trying to be more agile might in the end costing companies much more money and resources as they try to keep up. Which is why they've extended support for Windows 2003 to something like 2015 -- because an awful lot of people have mission critical stuff that isn't easily moved.

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  66. anti trust / EU rules will stop app store only by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    also enterprise use of windows is way to high to go that way.

    What about all the other windows app / games stores?

  67. Re:will they kill the patch/reboot/patch/reboot cy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So what you're saying is that if I update a system library that has some sort of security vulnerability, it will continue to be in use until I reboot? This is considered to be a good thing?

  68. Re:will they kill the patch/reboot/patch/reboot cy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You still have to restart your apps. If you were in a recent SLES release, it is recommended to run "zypper ps" and check out which apps/services need to be restarted. Otherwise, these might be using old code.

  69. what about Steam? Origin? GOG? GamersGate? by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    what about Steam? Origin? GOG? GamersGate? and others that are big with home users??

  70. Re:will they kill the patch/reboot/patch/reboot cy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My Toshiba laptop spends three hours repeatedly rebooting when reinstalling Windows 7 from the recovery partition. I could have installed Linux about six times before it's finished.

    OK, it's a retarded installer, but most people's experience of installing Windows will be using the recovery partition and not a clean install from an actual Windows disk.

  71. Re:will they kill the patch/reboot/patch/reboot cy by sbditto85 · · Score: 1

    Indeed but at least in OSX the interface is much simpler and less annoying. I can select to update the things that wont cause a reboot and then say "not now" to the things that will and it wont remind me i have updates every 15 minutes and ask to restart. In fact i have an update that I've been putting off for a few weeks and I cant even remember the last time it asked me to install it and it NEVER just installs it then asks me to restart ever 15 min - 4 hours.

  72. Re:will they kill the patch/reboot/patch/reboot cy by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    driver updates? Some drivers are in windows update.

  73. Re:Let me guess...further deprecation of desktop a by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 2

    They went back to a monolithic windows to getaway from the compatibility issues. This approach will just add to market fragmentation and destroy the one thing MS still has left on the PC. I think you are going to start seeing real push-back. In a mature market, products shouldn't go obsolete in two years. Hardware should go 3-4 years (power users), and an OS should double that. There just isn't business logic to need to update things that often. Same goes for home; most people's needs just don't change that often/quickly.

  74. Re:will they kill the patch/reboot/patch/reboot cy by armanox · · Score: 1

    Or you can just reload the process that was using said library.

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  75. ALREADY agile! They prove it every 2nd Tuesday! by daboochmeister · · Score: 1

    Heck, seems like we do nearly a full OS update every stinking month, on the 2nd Tuesday!

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  76. Re:will they kill the patch/reboot/patch/reboot cy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This doesn't work in cases where the library talks to a daemon (or uses RPCs or whatever). In which case it breaks horribly and unpredictably.

    This is probably why Windows reboots (and Linux distros like Ubuntu often does).

  77. Re:will they kill the patch/reboot/patch/reboot cy by Junta · · Score: 2

    And other platforms (e.g. Ubuntu) handle this by recognizing when a package was installed to fulfill a dependency and implements an 'autoremove' to remove packages acquired to fulfill a requirement that has since been uninstalled.

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  78. Re:will they kill the patch/reboot/patch/reboot cy by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

    Indeed !

    Plus in OSX the user gets an icon showing them if a reboot is even required in the first place. This is an OS doing what it is supposed to: presenting information to the user and letting the user decide AND then getting out of the way of their choice -- that is, respecting it.

    I give Microsoft another 5 years before they figure it out.

  79. do they even want business as customers anymore? by slashmydots · · Score: 2

    First of all, I saw a screenshot of a warning about a disclosure for a Windows 8 beta. So, how exactly is that solid proof of a Windows Blue or 9? Anyway, as if Apple had more reasons to not be used in a business environment, their insistence on constantly changing the OS every year with a big release and then breaking half the legacy apps is the real killer. There are businesses (mine for example) that are just finishing or even starting testing Windows 7 to replace XP. Now we have to test 8 and then 9 and then 10 all in one year each? I think we'll have to hire someone to do just that full time and then never actually deploy a new OS because it will have changed to the next one by then. I thought they'd pull a post-vista and come down off their crazy train and take 3 years to build something that wasn't a useless piece of shit. But nope, they're opting to piss people off twice as badly but on a yearly basis and stick with that awful interface. There goes the Microsoft "every other" cycle.

  80. What are the goals of the new Windows version? by dtjohnson · · Score: 1

    Microsoft's goal appears to be to make the new version sufficiently different and incompatible with extant versions, formats, UI, etc., so that users will recognize that it is 'new.' Shouldn't the goal be, though, to have the new version have some major new capability that did not exist in previous versions and gives users a new ability to do something important?

  81. Re:will they kill the patch/reboot/patch/reboot cy by Junta · · Score: 1

    The two key things are: -Mandating/nagging updates: only MS nags the users so much. To be fair, MS has been unfairly characterized as having a less secure platform than they really due thanks to their user base being lazy and trying to avoid updates, and that's a tough problem. -Duration of updates. Because MS never really implemented a sane way to do in-place updates, they have to go into this 'limbo' state to install updates. Other platforms can install updates behind the scenes. Even if they do require a reboot or decide it's best to do a reboot even if not strictly required, none of the update activity blocks normal usage. A reboot to do updates is exactly the same length of time to reboot without updates.

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  82. Re:will they kill the patch/reboot/patch/reboot cy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are you sure that whole dependencies tree between processes and libraries is taken into consideration during an update on unix/linux?

  83. Re:will they kill the patch/reboot/patch/reboot cy by Princeofcups · · Score: 1

    If MS is going to a continuious update cycle then they really need to reduce the number of reboots required after applying patches.
    If they don't they are going to piss off a lot of users with the increased reboot frequency.

    not that hard really is it?

    There are a lot of "shoulds" when it comes to Windows. The issue isn't that simple. The underlying structure is still apps running on a PC for a single user. Unix was designed from the ground up as a multiuser system, with multiple layers of separation between kernel, drivers, hardware, windowing, network, etc. With Unix you can patch a part of the system, and not touch the kernel directly. With Windows, you have to patch libraries and executables that can be used by multiple layers. So basically you need a complete conceptual rebuild, instead of the slow decoupling that they've been trying over the years. In other words, to quote MST3K, "They just didn't care."

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  84. Re:will they kill the patch/reboot/patch/reboot cy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is incorrect for linux, ever heard of Ksplice? No reboots for minor revisions, major revisions on the other hand are a differnt matter.

  85. Re:will they kill the patch/reboot/patch/reboot cy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They have already lost the day they desided to build the FOSS FUD engine. In a few years if they keep going the way they are going the desktop platform will belong to linux and the rest of the open source community. What we are witnessing is what happends to corperations that try to out muscle an enitity that is far more powerful then they are, an enitity that can't be bought and no amount of money are going to make them go away. An enitity that plays by the rules, and will distory anything that gets in its way.

  86. Re:Let me guess...further deprecation of desktop a by sootman · · Score: 1

    > How can microsoft make good business from consumers,
    > without risking their revenue stream from business?

    A better question: How can Microsoft come to terms with the fact that it should just be a fantastic product for business and quit worrying about the consumer market? Just like the kid who has to accept that he'll be an accountant, not a pop star, MS should just focus on business and accept the fact that it'll never be cool like Apple. Just be like plain old boring profitable IBM.

    Step 1: quit doing crap like making the-UI-formerly-known-as-Metro the default. Step 2: Refine, refine, refine. Make the products better each release (note: NOT each year) and don't add new crap just because it's new. Live search in the start menu? Great idea. (Even if Apple did it first.) Doing away with the start menu? Not so much. Smarter window managing? YES. More like this please.

    Just focus on making a product that lets people who need to do more than one thing at a time be super-productive. I'm an Apple fan and I love my Mac and my iPhone, and the iPad is nice but I barely use mine. Whenever I want to do anything that's not totally trivial, it's worth the time to wake up my laptop and work on that, rather than slowly poking around from one iPad screen to the next.

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  87. Re:will they kill the patch/reboot/patch/reboot cy by JohnRoss1968 · · Score: 1

    OMG NO I WILL HAVE TO REBOOT FOR THE PATCHES OMG NOOOOOOO
    How often will this hell happen? 1 time a year.
    Your acting like this is something you need to do every time you start your computer.
    Give it a rest.
    PS LINUX STILL SUCKS

  88. Re:will they kill the patch/reboot/patch/reboot cy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually Windows NT being reimplementation of OpenVMS was designed from the ground up as an advanced multiuser system with many more features than earlier versions of Unix.

  89. Re:will they kill the patch/reboot/patch/reboot cy by RaceProUK · · Score: 1

    Which is why Windows needs a proper package management system, I agree :)

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  90. Agile? Visions of a sweaty... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...Ballmer running around screaming "Developers"!

  91. Super Intellegent Shade of Blue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe Douglas Adams was referring to this when he introduced a character as a "Super Intelligent Shade of Blue".

  92. Re:will they kill the patch/reboot/patch/reboot cy by edwdig · · Score: 1

    It is OK on Unix because that replaced library still exists in memory and can continue to be used by the programs ... running in memory!

    Each new invocation of the programs that try to use that library will of course pick up the new version. It's not magic. I don't get why people can't grasp this.

    But that's exactly why there is a problem!

    Library version numbers generally change when the API changes. If a new version of the library is source compatible with the old one, the version generally stays the same. However, that doesn't mean the internal workings are compatible.

    Let's say you've got a library that handles communication between applications. You've got Foo running with library version 1.2.3. The developers discovered a bug in the library's internal data transfer protocol. The bug is an implementation detail, not an application visible one, so they simply fix it and release version 1.2.4. It's 100% API compatible - taking advantage of the fix just requires updating the library. You update the library in place, with Foo still running using version 1.2.3. You start up Bar, which now loads library version 1.2.4. When the two apps try to interact, you're now going to get bugs or even crashes when they interact. They believe they're using the same library, but they're not. You've now run into a class of bugs that only exists because you updated a library that was already in use.

    The issue gets worse if on-disk data is involved. You've now got data files potentially being updated by different versions of a library, potentially leading to data corruption or loss.

  93. Re:Let me guess...further deprecation of desktop a by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Windows RT still has desktop mode.

  94. You Mean Windows Blew? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Badda Bing!

  95. Re:do they even want business as customers anymore by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 1

    Interesting question. When .net was all the rage, I used to get annoyed because Microsoft seemed uninterested in anything that *wasn't* a business, preferably one that we in the office termed "www" (i.e. selling widgets to wankers on the web).

    Since then, Microsoft has seemed actively anti-business. They switch programming language platforms willy-nilly, with virtually no discernable advantage from any perspective except their own (e.g. WPF, the latest pointless iteration of ASP, and the "de-emphasis" of Silverlight). Server licensing models are an incomprehensible, ever-changing mess. Platforms and products randomly appear and disappear (Remember Windows Live?). And Windows 8? Need I say more? All of this is Microsoft continuing to "solve" problems my business never had, and that no other business I knew of had either. Microsoft seems to have run out of useful things to do and is now going for "change for changes sake" as a marketing strategy, which is failing (e.g. the surface and Windows 8's "metro" interface).

    At this point, I would welcome a little pro-business activity from Microsoft. Not screwing your current developer and user base by making their hard won knowledge of your product obsolete might be nice. That courtesy, however, only seems extended to C++ programmers. I'd like changes and additions to software to be vetted by whether they'd actually be useful to paying end users, instead of "the 20-something whiz kid down the hall had a brainwave - let's do it!" strategy. OK, perhaps I'm exaggerating that last bit, but it sure doesn't feel like it. I'd like to think that Microsoft's culture has grown up from the late 80s, early 90s, sneery, arrogant, adolescent nerd culture, but that culture shows every sign of still being the dominant one at Microsoft.

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  96. Re:Let me guess...further deprecation of desktop a by WaffleMonster · · Score: 1

    I don't really care if MS gets a share of what I pay for applications either,

    I find it disturbing people are soo willing to let this kind of power be aggregated in the hands of the few. The cavalier willingness to take such a short sighted view is depressing.

    Surely Apple has never abused their position by locking out competing apps or enforcing their values upon the rest of us have they? What could go wrong with a monopoly on execution..surely no company with a fiduciary duty to their shareholders to make money would ever dare leverage their monoploy status.

  97. Re:Let me guess...further deprecation of desktop a by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You knew this was going to happen when Julie Larson-Green was made to be in charge of the Windows division at Microsoft.

    I'll just be tactful and say that she is not compatible with that job.

  98. WTF Microsoft? by acoustix · · Score: 2

    "She reports that the program, which is attempting to replace the multiyear product drops for the Windows-branded desktop, server, phone, and network services products with a more agile release cycle, with better continuity across the suite"

    This is just plain retarded. Why have "agile releases" of corporate software? We can barely afford to upgrade server OS and applications every 5-10 years including all of the time/labor for the upgrades! Now they are going to release Server OS, Exchange, etc every 12-18 months? I call bullshit.

    Hell, Microsoft can't even have their flagship Exchange 2010 product run on Server 2012 yet....and that is 6+ months after Server 2012 was released. Now I'm supposed to believe that Microsoft will have interoperability between 5-10 server releases with 5-10 different flavors of Exchange, SQL, etc?

    I can't even imagine trying to manage that mess - it's difficult enough now.

     

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    1. Re:WTF Microsoft? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>can't even have their flagship Exchange 2010 product run on Server 2012 yet
      You are misinformed. Exchange 2010 SP3 is out, with support for 2012 Svr

  99. Re:do they even want business as customers anymore by swb · · Score: 1

    They're just chasing the new money and the new paradigms having milked all they could from the old ones.

    MS Management sees all the 20-something whiz kids writing mobile apps and figures everything to do with that is the future, and it's certainly where all the double-digit growth and money is.

    "The existing developer base" isn't even seen as a constituency -- they're not doing anything lucrative and growth-oriented, and they're likely to be replaced with slave labor from India anyway, eliminating their involvement even in that legacy market.

  100. Re:Let me guess...further deprecation of desktop a by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    If Office 365 is a sign of things to come, maybe one day Windows will be offered as a service subscription....

    Yeah, your Windows installation will expire unless you pay up by the end of the month.

    No, you cannot have volume licenses. One license for one machine. If you want to use your copy of Windows on another PC, you need to deactivate your subscription first.

    An always-on Internet connection (think Diablo 3) is required for you to use Windows, there is no more 'offline mode'.

    Don't forget your Microsoft account, you'll need to log in to it whenever you power up your computer. It also let's you have access to Microsoft's 'ecosystem': Bing, Skydrive, Xbox Live, Skype, Office 365 etc.

    Yep, that day is coming soon.

  101. Re:Let me guess...further deprecation of desktop a by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Seems to me that Metro is the UI inspired by that hospital scene in the movie Idiocracy.

    Most of us would rather that the entire Metro thing that's stapled onto Windows 8 is removed, uprooted entirely. We don't want to see it at all.

    We don't want touch-centric UI on a desktop, and if we want a touch device, we'll get a non-Microsoft offering.

    If Metro were that popular, Windows phones and Surface tablets would have been selling well. They're not selling well.

  102. Re:will they kill the patch/reboot/patch/reboot cy by WaffleMonster · · Score: 1

    It is OK on Unix because that replaced library still exists in memory and can continue to be used by the programs ... running in memory!

    You update the library in place, with Foo still running using version 1.2.3. You start up Bar, which now loads library version 1.2.4. When the two apps try to interact, you're now going to get bugs or even crashes when they interact.

    If a shared library is already loaded why would the system not reuse the reference to that library it already has loaded rather than attempting to ask the current file system view for to establish a separate reference?

    If two programs running in separate memory spaces experience these kinds of side effects while communicating with each other this is a protocol design issue. Remember it is entirely possible to have local versions of shared system/runtime libraries that differ between application because of locally installed DLLs or DLLs within search path.

    The issue gets worse if on-disk data is involved. You've now got data files potentially being updated by different versions of a library, potentially leading to data corruption or loss.

    Who writes an on disk format that changes between versions without properly versioning the file? Garbage In = Garbage Out.

  103. Re:Let me guess...further deprecation of desktop a by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Won't do. Microsoft (especially Steve Ballmer) has a serious case of Apple envy. Look at the ads Microsoft is churning out these days. Look at the site revamp. Look at the new Microsoft corporate logo. The Microsoft brick-and-mortar retail stores. The Surface venture. Xbox Music.

    In summary:
    Microsoft envies Apple on the consumer side.
    Microsoft envies Google on the web/business/productivity side.

    King Ballmer surrounds himself with flatterers and fools.

  104. Re:will they kill the patch/reboot/patch/reboot cy by MellowTigger · · Score: 1

    When exactly was the last time Microsoft came up with a new idea that wasn't aping its competitors?

    PowerShell. I've spent time on the job writing unix scripts, but I still have a hard time explaining why this script language is so much better than bash or similar alternatives. I have to rely on the explanation that doesn't really explain: pipes pass objects instead of strings. My other name for PowerShell is "the only thing Microsoft ever did right".

  105. Re:will they kill the patch/reboot/patch/reboot cy by antdude · · Score: 1

    Linux still requires reboots like Kernel upgrades. :(

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  106. Re:will they kill the patch/reboot/patch/reboot cy by jimicus · · Score: 1

    Powershell is just a heavily object-oriented scripting language that combines ideas from a number of places - there's nothing particularly new or unusual about that. However, the reason it's particularly interesting in Windows is pretty much everything in Windows already is object-oriented in its architecture, which means a scripting language that exposes the various APIs and objects is an extremely good fit.

    This isn't true in Unix, which means the only way you'd ever get a language that mixed the same level of sophistication with usability and portability across different Unix variants would be with a gigantic abstraction layer. Even then you'd be likely to run into trouble because the abstraction layer would have to deal with an awful lot of cases where something that makes sense on, say, BSD, makes no sense at all on Linux. It'd be quite difficult to write an abstraction layer that gracefully gave you a way of configuring both IPTables and pf without seriously limiting the featureset it exposes.

  107. Why? by sidragon.net · · Score: 1

    Why not just have software on the phones we already carry?

  108. Embrace, Extend, E by rsborg · · Score: 1

    MS wins more than it loses and it's up to "who" lets them win more than if the company is second rate. Simply put, they come a knocken send them packing or you'll pay for it! I don't like their way of doing business but it's how I see them.

    Guess what, they will be right back knocking on your door threatening patent infringement of hidden patent lists: http://www.groklaw.net/articlebasic.php?story=2011111122291296

    Sure you could fight - or you could partner, CEO/board cashes out and lets their company nosedive.

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  109. Re:Let me guess...further deprecation of desktop a by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

    The boiling the frog thing generally refers to slowly raising the water temp, so the frog doesnt notice. I think everyone noticed the metro thing, and theres a reason I havent heard businesses getting thrilled about it.

    For the record, Office still is non-metro. Hmm, I wonder why.

  110. Re:Let me guess...further deprecation of desktop a by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

    The fuss is that IE9-metro-edition sucks about 10 times more than IE9-desktop-edition, and that half of the reason I went to Win7 in the first place was all the GUI improvements to multi-tasking with docking etc. Now im told that thats out the window, as is any mouse-oriented GUI? Yea, no thanks.

  111. The Costco crowd by justthinkit · · Score: 1
    I was walking down the computer aisle at Costco today and saw the following: 27" touchscreen (2560x1440) with an i7 3770. As I am in the market for both a 2560x1440, and an i7 3770, I was quite impressed. Too bad it is $1,800 but dang that is an awesome system.
    .

    Anyway, these will be the future common machines. Huge touchscreen and otherwise state-of-the-art. And your ma and pa will snap them up without thinking.

    I would too if it was $1,200.

    Touch, & Win8, make a lot more sense on a massive monitor. Maybe, hopefully, that will be the next big "fad" -- giant monitors that leave 2560x1440 far behind. I'll take a 4000x2500, please.

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  112. Re:will they kill the patch/reboot/patch/reboot cy by FuzzNugget · · Score: 1

    You clearly have poor knowledge of how computers really work. They're NOT websites! You're demanding full virtualization AND maximum performance in the same time. That's not going to happen, not with windows or any other OS for that matter. Sure, as the hardware computing power increases, you may have DECENT performance and full virtualization, but that's NOT the Windows dogma. Windows will always aim to deliver MAXIMUM performance and decent virtualization. Which, if you really knew what you were talking about, is the thing you want with your daily /. posting .

    It's quite clear that you are the only one lacking expertise here.

    Every Linux distro I'm aware of installs updates -- hundreds of 'em -- without so much as a hiccup. I'm supposed to believe that Microsoft, with their billions in cash flow and office towers filled with programming might, can't do the same?

    Windows triggers rebooting after updates because of lazy programming. What they should be doing is figuring out what services need restarting, what dependencies they have, what dependencies those dependencies have and so on. But it's easier to just offload the task of restarting services to the boot sequence, so that's what they do.

    But, I don't give a shit what makes developers' lives easier. Their job is to make my life easier; to shield me from the unnecessary kludgery of certain aspects of computer operations that don't apply to my workflow.

  113. Re:will they kill the patch/reboot/patch/reboot cy by edwdig · · Score: 1

    If a shared library is already loaded why would the system not reuse the reference to that library it already has loaded rather than attempting to ask the current file system view for to establish a separate reference?

    Because that's how it's always worked in UNIX ? Some people think it's a good thing, and that's why this update in place stuff works.

    If two programs running in separate memory spaces experience these kinds of side effects while communicating with each other this is a protocol design issue. Remember it is entirely possible to have local versions of shared system/runtime libraries that differ between application because of locally installed DLLs or DLLs within search path.

    Ideally, sure. But I specifically mentioned bug fix cases. Stuff happens, things go wrong. You do have to deal with it.

    The issue gets worse if on-disk data is involved. You've now got data files potentially being updated by different versions of a library, potentially leading to data corruption or loss.

    Who writes an on disk format that changes between versions without properly versioning the file? Garbage In = Garbage Out.

    Changing code that's in use = garbage in. I'm not talking things like a document file that's written once and closed, I'm talking files continually accessed by multiple processes.

    For a specific example of this happening, back in the days when libc had major changes frequently (think libc5 -> glibc/libc6 days), it was pretty common to do a system update and end up with problems with utmp and wtmp caused by two versions of libc being in use. You'd get garbage output when you ran commands like "who". The problems went away when you rebooted to get rid of everything using the old libc.

  114. Re:Let me guess...further deprecation of desktop a by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since there is no IE9 in Windows 8, everything you have posted is a lie.

  115. Re:will they kill the patch/reboot/patch/reboot cy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do MS system require rebooting when applying patches?

        Yes
    Do other Operating System apply patches without the need for reboots?

        Yes

    What's the big deal with having to reboot your computer, it's 2mins (if it's a shitbox and slow) out of your life?! Oh that's right, ePenis uptime scores. Don't give me that crap about servers needing to be up 99.9999% of the time either, if that was the case you would load balance for redundancy anyway and could reboot them one at a time.

  116. Re:will they kill the patch/reboot/patch/reboot cy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why are you that worried about this issue? I just can't grasp the need to worry. I used to worry about stuff like that, but then, having no disk space made that an issue. With today's hard drives, and even increasingly, SSDs, I just don't worry about that stuff anymore.

  117. Re:will they kill the patch/reboot/patch/reboot cy by MellowTigger · · Score: 1

    Powershell is just a heavily object-oriented scripting language that combines ideas from a number of places - there's nothing particularly new or unusual about that.

    Since it's such a trivially unoriginal thing to do, then surely you can name an equivalent on unix systems? I've wanted to explain to people that it's like this, but I've never had a this that I could point to. Your example(s) would help me a lot.

  118. Well, they use enough BSD code... by buttfuckinpimpnugget · · Score: 0

    Why don't they just adopt the OpenBSD project's strict six month release cycle? Say what you will about the project, its founder, misc@ etc, but that's the model to follow, open source or not.

  119. Re:will they kill the patch/reboot/patch/reboot cy by cheekyboy · · Score: 1

    yeah Ubuntu never had a bug, that would fill up /boot after 15 updates of kernels, it would keep each one there, until /boot was full and couldnt boot.

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  120. Re:will they kill the patch/reboot/patch/reboot cy by sapphire+wyvern · · Score: 1

    Well, I kind of assume that some of the dot point revisions are due to security fixes. Sometimes I wonder if having the older ones installed exposes me to risk.