Terminator Sparrows?
AstroPhilosopher writes "In a move not far removed from the model T-101, U.S. researchers have succeeded in re-animating a dead sparrow. Duke scientists were studying male behavior aggression among sparrows. They cleverly decided to insert miniaturized robotics into an empty sparrow carcass and operate it like a puppet (abstract). It worked; they noticed wing movements were a primary sign of aggression. Fortunately the living won out this time. The experiment stopped after the real sparrows tore off the robosparrow's head. But there's always a newer model on the assembly-line. Good luck sparrows."
Bad Horse has not yet made a decision on the researchers' application.
The living male birds were equally aggressive to Robosparrow whether its wing movements were activated or not, the researchers found.
"It confirmed our hypothesis that the wing-waving behaviour is functioning male aggressive communication," said Dr Anderson.
Wouldn't the first sentence imply that nothing can be determined? I mean, it sounds like they weren't beating the shit out of robosparrow because of his wing movements but more so because he was going around looking for Sparrow Connor.
But in all serious does anyone know how they came to that conclusion given the seemingly arbitrary constant aggression?
My work here is dung.
Give them to me.
Now
Even sparrows hate the undead. Those zombies are going down.
I am appalled at what science has done...
That said, I really want to see the YouTube video of this...
an African or European swallow?
What would you do if suddenly your uncle bernie was reanimated like a zombie. You'd blow his head off I'm sure! I side with the sparrows! Death to cyborg zombies!
That's nothing. Consider this:
http://spectrum.ieee.org/automaton/robotics/medical-robots/ratbot-beats-on-live-rats-to-make-them-depressed
Harry Harlow would be proud.
"When information is power, privacy is freedom" - Jah-Wren Ryel
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I'm no bird, but if they animated a human corpse by what appears to be magic and had it make threatening gestures at me until I freaked out and ripped its head off, I'd probably be very traumatized.
Oh god, I thought they succeeded in doing some kind of Frankenstein's monster thing with electrodes and chemicals... they just stuck some wires and gizmos up the ass of a dead sparrow... big difference. Big relief imo...
Python: 'And then suddenly you have a language which says "we're all stuck with whatever the whiniest coder wants".'
The researchers, as quoted in the original article, describe the problem I've always had with re-animation:
This is a terrible summary even by /. standards.
Both terminator and 'reanimate' have completely different inferred meanings than what the story is actually about.
Repeat experiment with parrots and ruin a perfectly good Monty Python skit.
This is a boring sig
Oh! That's it! That's IT! I've had it with this dump! We got no food! We got no jobs! Our pets heads are falling off!
What the hell are we doing here Harry? We gotta get out of this town!
Good job trying to make everybody think researchers actually revived a dead bird.
This "news" would be as amusing as a 5 year-old "re-animating" his sockpuppet with Lego.
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African or European?
Required reading for internet skeptics
"... We wrapped a robot in a dead sparrow and decided to see if we could fool the other sparrows into interacting with our creepy, ghoulish automaton! It's *science*!"
And of course, it was COMPLETELY UNEXPECTED that the grisly abomination stapled to a tree branch triggered aggressive reactions from the other sparrows. Because every living thing JUST LOVES to be confronted with a soulless golem wrapped in the dead flesh of another of its kind. And that never causes pants-shitting terror or anything.
I can see it now:
Sparrow 1: "OH MY GOD! IS THAT... *THING* ... WEARING FRANK'S FACE? IS IT?! FRANK??!?!" ...NOT! ...HIM! IT'S A MACHINE! Help me destroy it! Be his egg-layer one last time!"
Sparrow 2: "It's not him anymore. IT'S!
Sparrow 1: "*snf* OK... OK... oh God, Frank... God help me..."
Yup. Science.
Is there, like, a review board or anything? Maybe that could screen some horror flicks before writing checks for this kind of bullshit? "New rule: If your study is substantially similar to the plot of any one of this library of 100 horror movies, or if it has a plausible chance of producing similar outcomes, we're not going to fund it."
I am Chaos. I am alive, and I tell you that you are Free. -Eris
What has Science done !!??@!
Nothing my uncle the taxidermist hasn't.
If you think this is the first time that someone has ever had the idea to animate a taxidermy mount, you have obviously never been inside a Chuck E. Cheese's.
An enigma, wrapped in a riddle, shrouded in bacon and cheese
That zombiecatcopter is out there.
It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until they are dead.
Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens
Creds to Seth Green as he already animated a dead bird... :-)
Fool me once, shame on me, fool me twice, [local alien colloquialism not on file].
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