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A New Version of MS Office Every 90 Days

Billly Gates writes "It appears Microsoft is following Chrome's agile development model like Mozilla did. At a recent tech conference, Kurt DelBene, president of the Office division, said they have mechanisms in place to update Office on a quarterly basis. Of course to get these new wondrous features and bugfixes you have to have a subscription to Office 365. Are the customers who most prefer subscriptions (corporate) going to want new things in the enterprise every 90 days? It is frustrating to see so many of them still on IE 7, XP, and Office 2003, which hurts Windows and Office sales and holds back innovation. At the same time, the accountants notice significant savings by keeping I.T. costs down with decade/semi decade updates to their images, while I.T. only puts out fires in between. Will this bring change to that way of doing things, or will Microsoft's cloud offerings with outsourced Exchange and Sharepoint make up for it using cost savings and continually updated software in the enterprise?"

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  1. Chrome's agile development? by recoiledsnake · · Score: 5, Insightful

    There was no agile development before Chrome or what? There's pretty much no comparison here.

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    1. Re:Chrome's agile development? by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 3, Interesting

      While the wording is inaccurate, I think they mean purposely confusing the trend Chrome popularized of what used to be a point release or Windows Update into fully numbered new versions to help make people sneer at "last year's version".

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    2. Re:Chrome's agile development? by Isaac+Remuant · · Score: 5, Funny

      For tech writers out there, everything was invented either by Apple or Google.

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    3. Re:Chrome's agile development? by Gonoff · · Score: 2, Insightful

      For tech writers out there, everything was invented either by Apple or Google.

      As a tech user, I know that nearly nothing technical was invented by Apple. (Off the top of my head, I can't think of anything but I would like to give them the benefit of the doubt,)

      They have improved some things a lot but their top activity is marketing. They have no doubts 'invented' some business models but their most active practice is to sell above average devices at premium prices and some car manufacturers have been doing that for decades,

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    4. Re:Chrome's agile development? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Which is NOT what either Enterprise or end users really want. Chrome is a new and shiny toy, and the hype will fall the moment it needs to be depended upon, just like with Apple products.

    5. Re:Chrome's agile development? by davester666 · · Score: 2

      The important thing is that Word and Excel file format will be slightly altered every 90 days...

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    6. Re:Chrome's agile development? by tlhIngan · · Score: 5, Interesting

      As a tech user, I know that nearly nothing technical was invented by Apple. (Off the top of my head, I can't think of anything but I would like to give them the benefit of the doubt,)

      They have improved some things a lot but their top activity is marketing. They have no doubts 'invented' some business models but their most active practice is to sell above average devices at premium prices and some car manufacturers have been doing that for decades,

      True - Apple doesn't do technical innovation. They do user experience innovation though. By figuring out how a user wants to do something, they practically took it over.

      Apple didn't invent the smartphone, they made it less technical and more usable (and produced one of the finest mobile browsers at the time when the only competitor was... Opera. IE was a neutered mess).

      Apple didn't invent videochat, they just made it as simple as making a phone call - just call, and if the other end's available, a button pops up. Sure you could do it with Skype, if you had the endpoints already set up (and at the time, you were limited to chatting via the PC - skype enabled TVs not being terribly available).

      Likewise with Siri - they didn't invent voice recognition/searching/etc., just a brain dead simple way to access it. Or OS X - taking the "scary" out of UNIX based OSes and overtaking traditional UNIX vendors in sales.

      As for marketing - it only gets you so far. The first sale, actually. Once people find out that you sell crap products, you're pretty much not going to be able to polish a turd much more. If Macs were all flash and no substance, they wouldn't be selling tens of millions annually. (And they didn't all start selling after Windows 8, either).

      Apple innovates by making technology, well, human. Though they do put a lot of dollars into some technical evolution - had the iPhone 4 not come out, we'd probably still be stuck with low-res screens everywhere (of course, there's also taking it a bit too far, like 1080p screens in 5", or 440+ DPI, well beyond "retina" for even the eagle eyed, but that's competition). But no, we're seeing scores of laptops without 1366x768 screens these days (no longer reserving the 1080p screens for the very rich).

      Apple doesn't care about the tech crowd. Hell, the tech crowd has had app stores longer than Apple - Valve being a notable entrant with Steam. All Apple did was figure out how to take Steam and put it on mobile - to end up with an extremely convenient way to get apps onto the device. Hell, Amazon did the same with the Kindle - there were ebook stores and ebook readers prior to the Kindle (see Sony), but damn did Amazon make the connection that if your reader could make it possible for the user to just browse and buy the book directly... just like Apple and apps, or Steam and games.

    7. Re:Chrome's agile development? by ozmanjusri · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Driverless cars, Street View, Person Finder, Sky Maps et al, Fusion Tables/Trends etc, Goggles, Glass etc.

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    8. Re:Chrome's agile development? by Ice+Tiger · · Score: 2

      And yet having a modern always to date browser on the desktop is exactly what my enterprise wants, we keep IE around for legacy apps like the one you've mentioned.

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    9. Re:Chrome's agile development? by Ice+Tiger · · Score: 2

      Got data to back this up as we're moving away from IE as the standard browser to using Chrome with auto update turned on. Decoupling the browser from the OS is very much a step in the right direction.

      Traditional corporate IT, especially those that worship Microsoft forget that they were once IT shops and not Microsoft shops.

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    10. Re:Chrome's agile development? by putaro · · Score: 2

      If you're going to argue Apple doesn't invent anything because they weren't the first version then none of those count either. Driverless cars were in development before Google got involved. Street View? That's actually just Quicktime VR. I was going to start a project of going around and making Quicktime VR movies in all the intersections of SF back in the mid '90's. Google Glass? Steve Mann has been running around with silly computer augmented glasses for decases.

  2. Changing the "every other version sucks" model? by Narrowband · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I don't know quite what to make of this. I got used to skipping every other generation of Office, especially MS-Word, back sometime around the time of Word for Windows 2.0 (which was great) and Word for Windows 6.0 (the next version, which was not... who knows what happened to 3, 4, or 5.) But then later, Office/Word 2003 was the last good version, before they totally messed up the interface with their "ribbon bar" or whatever they called it, that made its functions impossible to find and use.

    Rumor was that Microsoft had two competing teams, and while team A was releasing one version, team B was prepping the next version. Then when team B went to release their version, team A went back to development.

    Given the later performance, though I don't know that it still holds. I just know that every time they make changes, I definitely want time to watch others' use of it and see what they are before I accept the upgrade.

    1. Re:Changing the "every other version sucks" model? by Threni · · Score: 4, Insightful

      > Are people still crying about this? The rest of us spent a few days finding the stuff
      > we use, which is not hard since now it's categorized, and went on with our lives

      No we didn't - we stayed with the version we were already using, and just missed out on the other new features like.. uh..you know, the new stuff that was really worth the effort and expense of upgrading.

    2. Re:Changing the "every other version sucks" model? by Simply+Curious · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Still disliking screen real estate being used by uselessly large, annoyingly nested menus that change on the fly? Yup. I can use either. That doesn't mean that both are equally well-designed.

    3. Re:Changing the "every other version sucks" model? by Chaos+Incarnate · · Score: 2

      Word for Windows v3, v4, and v5 were skipped so that v6.0 had version parity with the DOS version.

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    4. Re:Changing the "every other version sucks" model? by GrumpySteen · · Score: 4, Insightful

      All that stuff was categorized before the ribbon bar existed. There were these things called drop-down menus across the top of the screen. Each one had a title and things under it were related to that title.

      The ribbon bar basically forces one of those drop down menus to always be displayed and the user can switch which one is displayed and adds icons that make so little sense that they still require text labels.

      Graphically it may be pretty, but it is not an improvement and it some ways it is worse.

    5. Re:Changing the "every other version sucks" model? by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      You charge by the word, right?

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    6. Re:Changing the "every other version sucks" model? by Seeteufel · · Score: 2

      Nice try. Ribbon is what legacy customers hate you for. Despite that Microsoft Office is still a pretty good product and while I use Libreoffice 4.0 because I like the old experience I would recommend it to average customers who are not used to interfaces.

  3. Crying unto the children... by JJJJust · · Score: 5, Interesting

    " It is frustrating to see so many of them still on IE 7, XP, and Office 2003, which hurts Windows and Office sales and holds back innovation."

    Are we supposed to feel sorry that Microsoft can't hit their sales targets? Maybe if they stopped "innovating" their UIs and overall UE, they'd find more eager and rapid corporate adoption.

    Every time they "innovate" an interface, there's internal documentation that has to be updated, new training modules have to be made, crosswalks need to be made, memo's (which inevitably nobody reads) have to be written saying: "Oh, you know that button Y that you used to be able to find here to do X? Well, now you have to do A, B, and C before you can click Y to do X. Sorry it'll now take you an extra 5 minutes to do your work."

    All that costs money and time, and I definitely don't blame businesses for not wanting to upgrade...

    1. Re:Crying unto the children... by jbolden · · Score: 2

      I don't think that's true. Microsoft office offers a rather good feature set at a lowish cost. There are better solutions for much more money. There are slightly worse solutions for an individual that lack the integration features for $0. They might just be at the right compromise point.

    2. Re:Crying unto the children... by jedidiah · · Score: 2, Informative

      > 3. Integration with SQL and business intelligence reports in Excel

      You just lost the "average user" at that point.

      Although you probably lost them already at #1 or or #2.

      #4 is just a lie. #9 is esoteric even for companies. #10 is just a big security nuissance.

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    3. Re:Crying unto the children... by DaveAtFraud · · Score: 4, Insightful

      " It is frustrating to see so many of them still on IE 7, XP, and Office 2003, which hurts Windows and Office sales and holds back Microsoft profits."

      See if that makes more sense...

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    4. Re:Crying unto the children... by Chas · · Score: 2

      Are we supposed to feel sorry that Microsoft can't hit their sales targets? Maybe if they stopped "innovating" their UIs and overall UE, they'd find more eager and rapid corporate adoption.

      OK lets test that. We just had a release of Windows 8 which was a major UI shift. During the period of the shift there was a huge opportunity for people to stock up on Windows 7 which kept the Aero interface. There was no spike in sales.

      You're going about it wrong.

      Would there be a SPIKE in sales? Nope. As noted, there's a general falloff in PC sales happening right now. The market is saturated with relatively powerful systems that are already gross overkill for the tasks to which they're set.

      Now, look at the flip side of this.

      Has there been a DOWNWARD spike in Win7 sales that would suggest, even peripherally, that Windows 8 is eating into those sales?

      Don't worry, I won't hold my breath until you conclude, properly, that the answer is "no", and I'm quite patient. Take your time...

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    5. Re:Crying unto the children... by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      Yeah, but who the hell thought that it would be a bright idea for an OS that is supposed to run on DESKTOPS to make touch input a corner stone of its design? I don't mind if MS is hellbent on shooting in the foot, what bothers me is that they're aiming at MY foot!

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    6. Re:Crying unto the children... by Karljohan · · Score: 2

      I have never gotten a MS Word document that was properly formatted so obviously noone of the users I know actually use even the most basic features of the software.

  4. It'll depend on breakage by Todd+Knarr · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If Microsoft can provide corporations a written guarantee that the updates won't break any of the custom programming those corporations use in their applications and documents, it'll fly. The reason corporate IT doesn't update often is they have all these business-critical things lurking, macros used in spreadsheets, document templates, custom internal applications, that must work, and they need to check that updates don't break those things before they can roll the updates out.

    You aren't going to be able to sell business on something, even if the price is lower, if it isn't going to give them anything they aren't already getting and it'll increase the costs associated with the business being down while IT fixes what the latest update broke.

    1. Re:It'll depend on breakage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That sounds great but in the real world there are ugly cludges and people doing things they shouldn't. Don't just blow it off as " you do it wrong, tough".

    2. Re:It'll depend on breakage by luke923 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      They're not doing it wrong -- they're doing it because they can! If MSFT didn't want to worry about an end user (who might happen to be a Fortune 500 client buying an unlimited site license) writing an Excel macro or a program in VBA, these features should have never been included with Office in the first place. So, MSFT will have to support these features or provide compelling enough reasons for their customer base (via more compelling reasons) to migrate to a new version and move their real "programming" outside of Office.

      BTW, if you want to know why alot of corporate clients have codebase inside of Office applications, read my sig.

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    3. Re:It'll depend on breakage by Rockoon · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It isn't just kludges...

      That guy writing excel macros isn't a professional programmer. He's a professional bean counter or mid-level manager. Somewhere along the way he picked up some simple VBA skills that were needed to get the job done.

      Thats it. Thats all there really is to it. Converting the code to C/C++/Python/whatever isnt going to help, because he simply does not know those languages and neither will the guy that replaces him.

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    4. Re:It'll depend on breakage by sqrt(2) · · Score: 2

      You can pirate Windows 7 and even Windows 8 (if you hate yourself) nearly as easily, they'll even validate as fully legitimate copies and access Windows Update perfectly. MS's activation technology has never been more than a slight hinderance for unlicensed users. AFAICT its purpose is to randomly invalidate legal copies so that users will call tech support to keep us from being lonely. Very thoughtful of them, actually.

      Your comment about old P4 Dells is spot on. These old, bulky, loud, power hungry, monoliths just don't seem to die.

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  5. You bloody fucking idiots! by onyxruby · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Just because someone else is doing something and they have a popular product does not mean that everything they do is a good idea. Rapid release cycles are a prime example of this as they are extremely antagonistic to enterprise / corporate environments. These environments like something called stability and they are far more interested in a predictable and bug free experience that the latest shiny new thing.

    In addition to issues of stability there are also issues of management, when you have a rapid release cycle it is a strain on your IT department as they have to devote a /lot/ more time proportionally to a given product than they otherwise would. Time means money and that means costs and a desire to switch to something that doesn't require constant babysitting.

    Time spent by staff learning what changed in /this/ cycle versus the previous one from a few months ago is time that could have been spent on other things. Employees constantly need hand holding on the latest changes and that requires a lot of time. Nobody likes that and it means that the staff that support the product start to resent the product and want it gone.

    Attention whore products are ones that irritate everyone and that is a /really/ bad thing if you want your product to stay in that environment. This is an epically stupid idea and one that needs to be relegated the dustbin of history sooner than later.

    1. Re:You bloody fucking idiots! by Intrepid+imaginaut · · Score: 2

      Rapid release cycles are a prime example of this as they are extremely antagonistic to enterprise / corporate environments. These environments like something called stability and they are far more interested in a predictable and bug free experience that the latest shiny new thing.

      Yes but... where do you put the meter? I know of entire government departments still using IE6, often stability is preferrred over everything else, even if it is the stability of the devil you know rather than actually being stable.

    2. Re:You bloody fucking idiots! by onyxruby · · Score: 2

      Most environments I have worked consider best practice one release cycle or service pack behind the current production release cycle. In other words with Win 8 out you run Win 7 and the previous version of Office and so on. This is done explicitly to allow time for bugs to be worked out and to allow products to mature and stabilize.

      In your case of IE 6 the most likely culprit is that they have large amounts of software that are hard coded to depend on IE 6. The cost of upgrading the in-house software to a more current version can well run into the millions of dollars and that is enough to keep large agencies from upgrading. Microsoft etc are trying to force companies and enterprises to upgrade anyways as the push back is incredible. The behind the scenes push back and on this issue is far larger than you probably would ever imagine.

      To put an idea on scale of the IE 6 issue, consider it on par with many agencies that still have code running on cobol on mainframes. It's years out of date, nobody trains new programmers on how to work with anymore but the cost of upgrading is enough that no one wants to actually get of the known old bad system on to the new.

      As you put it, the devil you know.

    3. Re:You bloody fucking idiots! by jedidiah · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Are you kidding. It's the A users that are the ones that can actually tolerate this absurdly fast release cycle. They can tolerate it because they don't really do anything. So there is far less chance that any reversion will bugger them.

      The B users are going to be f*cked up by this nonsense because they are trying to use everything and have all sorts of inter-dependencies. Reversions caused by too many versions too quickly will CLOBBER these "bread and butter" end users.

      Profitable "Enterprise" users are the ones that like to cling to old versions because the cost of an outtage is too high.

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  6. Yup. That's exactly what companies want. by jtownatpunk.net · · Score: 3, Informative

    Last place I worked upgraded from Office 2003 in 2011. And that was mostly because some of our clients were making snarky comments about our ancient software. The absolute last thing a corporation wants is software that is constantly changing. Every minor change throws the oldsters (generally anyone 5 years younger than me and up) into a tizzy because the rote memorization they used to "learn" the old version doesn't work any more.

  7. Postponing costs by bickerdyke · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The problem with the described model (keeping the same software version for years) is that if at some point you're forced to change, that change will be HUGE. Files become unreadable, and anything that's beyond pushing the mouse will require retraining.

    The changes in monthly updates (probably for all software used at a desk) will fit in a medium sized email.

    So by sticking to old software, often you're not saving costs, but rather postpone costs. (Assumed there is an automated rollout tool and you don't have to upgrade a few hundered PCs by sneakernet every time a new browser patch comes out)

    By the way: the lack of centralized software/update management is one of my windows pet peeves. Even the smalles file compare tool tends to clutter your system with a specialized update agent that tends to pop up in the middle of your WOW raids or whatever else causes maximum grieve for you.

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    1. Re:Postponing costs by Kjella · · Score: 2

      The changes in monthly updates (probably for all software used at a desk) will fit in a medium sized email.

      Most people use only a very small part of the functionality of Office, 90% is common and 10% special but what those 10% are varies from person to person. But when you add up all the changes to those 10%s and put them into an email then you have something with a very high noise-to-signal ratio for most people. Nobody will actually bother to read it, then they're doing that critical end-of-month/quarter/year thing and it doesn't work and shit hits the fan. I don't think you realize how many oddball routines exist that aren't learned, they're just followed like a recipe. Do this, push that, check this, save result here. When any part of that fails the button-pusher you set to do that job - because the competent people have plenty other things to do - can't do it, things stop.

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  8. Why blame accountants? by Dcnjoe60 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The summary implies it is accountants that keep IT from upgrading, but last time I checked, accounts don't control IT's budget, IT does. There is only so much money available, if IT decides to use it for development or new hardware instead of upgrading Office or Windows, why blame the accountants? Why blame anybody?

    Office used to be called a productivity suite. Since Office 2003, have the end user productivity gains associated with new versions offset the cost to upgrade and retrain? Probably not. Maybe, IT, like the accountants are looking at ROI and finding that there is much more bang for the buck elsewhere in the system than in Office.

    Just a thought.

  9. Re:Yup. That's exactly what companies want. by Goetterdaemmerung · · Score: 2

    There is nothing wrong with Office 2003. It's a utility. There are few features in the newer versions that make doing your job faster, more accurate, or cheaper.

  10. Planned obsolescence by jonfr · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is planned obsolescence. As such it is a bad model as they always are. But this is no surprise at all.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Planned_obsolescence

  11. Holding back innovation? Hum? by morcego · · Score: 2

    which hurts Windows and Office sales and holds back innovation

    Somehow I fail to see the relation between windows/office sales and holding back innovation.

    Quite the opposite. Maybe they should innovate, getting better products, so people will buy those.

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  12. A New Version of MS Office Every 90 Days by Anubis+IV · · Score: 5, Funny

    About time! In the rapidly advancing field of spreadsheets and word processing, it's good to know that at least one company is keeping pace with the speed of new ideas by updating their 25+ year old, feature-complete, developmentally mature suite of products every 90 days.

    Yeah.

  13. MS are idiots by bored · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Don't they know IBM is still selling mainframes? Wanna know why? Its not because they are these mythic beasts capable of running your IT needs at 100x the performance (they can't) or because they are an inexpensive solution. IBM continues to sell mainframes because its less expensive for big enterprises to rewrite software they have literally spent tens/hundreds of millions of dollars on since the 1960s. They don't have to rewrite that software because a modern mainframe can pretty much still run the same code, and users trained in the 60's,70's, etc, don't need retraining.

    For some reason MS has failed to understand that every time they update their UI, or break some portion of their applications, they upset their core user base which is now business. All the cool trendy people have moved to Apple, the hardcore geeks to linux, the gamers are on ps/xboxes/etc, and the agnostic grandmas are being converted to apple/android devices.

    The only remaining user base is the captive one. If MS continues to make it hard to upgrade, either in the form of retraining, or breaking application compatibility (requiring everyone to upgrade their entire software stack), they will soon be written into the dustbin of failed computer companies.

    1. Re:MS are idiots by bored · · Score: 2

      Look at Microsoft's sales figures. They aren't selling legacy they are selling new features

      Thats what they think, but they are wrong. They sell new features on legacy systems. That is a successful model for MS.

      If MS weren't selling legacy, then we would all be running windows on powerpc/itanium, etc. They were selling legacy, because for over a decade they produced products where they went to great lengths to guarantee they didn't break applications. That made them a reasonable platform to invest in for small software companies selling into niche markets. They realized that the windows ecology was their most important asset. That all started to change in the early 2000's. Now, its a lot harder to find innovative small companies producing business products on windows. Between the internet, linux and the proliferation of hand held computing devices MS has suddenly realized they have been missing the boat again.

      So they have been hoping to match the moves of apple (and doing it badly) rather than finding solutions to their problems without hammering at the foundations of their core business. So they have taken to gambling the whole business rather than slogging out a new xbox style model to run along side and compete with their legacy model.

  14. Re:Yup. That's exactly what companies want. by Billly+Gates · · Score: 2

    There is nothing wrong with Office 2003. It's a utility. There are few features in the newer versions that make doing your job faster, more accurate, or cheaper.

    Not where I am contracting as it is a big headache!

    One of the VPs read something about the cloud and Office 365 and decided to layoff the Exchange support team and outsource it to Microsoft with outlook.com. Problem is about 500+ users in 4 continents still used Outlook 2003 when the switch went thru.

    No email or calandar functions for these users! They need a browser and about 200 called the India help desk at the same time for instructions. +5 hour wait time.

    FYI outlook 2003 does not support mapi. Very bad things happened and I am working overtime trying to fix it with angry hostile users with +120 tickets a week as it is with only 2 other guys trying to manage the minimalist insourced I.T.

    Staying behind may look cheap and reasonable but tickets and support are skyrocketing and management is all sooo clueless on why is support costs and tickets going up! This software worked fine for 10 years! The social media integration, clouds, and soon HTML 5 versions of SAP, Kronos, Google Docs, Salesforce.com are going to hit those stuck on IE 7 next.

    So it is a hassle so lets plug our ears and whine I CANT HEAR YOU. Shit will hit the fine later but in a surge like at this company that decided to go cheap with the accounting department running through 3 different outsources to do I.T. Office 2003 is surely not a utility when we went to the cloud.

  15. I'm still using Office 2003 by bfwebster · · Score: 3

    Given that Offfice has (IMHO) been getting worse for several years now, the idea of quarterly updates are less than appealing. ..bruce..

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  16. Accountants Always Win by some+old+guy · · Score: 2

    No business in its collective right mind makes a major capex, on IT or anything else, until the idea is fully analyzed for ROI and risk..

    Selling an idea or project to upper management is easy. Getting anything new past the bean-keepers is hard.

    Microsoft et al fail when they cannot make a real-numbers business case for upgrade adoption, and Bob's your uncle.

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  17. Re:Great by rudy_wayne · · Score: 4, Insightful

    All in all, $100 *is cheap* - till next year, at least..

    That's the problem.

    If my copy of Office 2003 had been sold as a subscription only for $100 a year, I would have paid $1000 so far. And along the way I would probably been forced to "upgrade" to the completely unusable newer versions.

  18. Re:Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's (relatively) cheap for someone who needs 5 Office Pro licenses. but no one needs an Office Pro license... and certainly not 5 of them!

    So for normal people, it means the price of Office went through the roof. Most people I know (who didn't pirate) still use Office Home 2007, which they bought at an average price of 100$ (I even bought one copy for my mother at 50$ during a boxing day sale). So the old Office price was less than 17$/year. And even at 17$/year, there are people who think it was too expensive and chose to pirate. And now you want them to pay 6 times more? And you call that cheap?

    When the cost of a single software cost as much as the whole computer, it's not cheap. It's stupidly expensive.

    Hello LibreOffice.

  19. Horse Shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Nothing says flounder like a rapid development schedule for a mature product.

    Who says there's anything left for Microsoft to do? What if the Office Suite is so near perfect that is impossible to innovate?

    And why should anyone in their right (or left) mind accept the argument that customers who don't see sufficient value in upgrading are responsible for holding the Gods of Programming from there annointed purpose of innovation?

    This smells like shear desparation driving Microsoft to tactics designed to keep their effort relevant to the news cycle, not a strategy that will spur the development of any kind of thoughtful or meaningful new functionality one might consider innovative. Otherwise we'd be hearing about the improvements and their value to customers.

    This is pathetic, both as snooze story and as a business strategy.

  20. Re:Yup. That's exactly what companies want. by rudy_wayne · · Score: 3, Insightful

    There is nothing wrong with Office 2003. It's a utility. There are few features in the newer versions that make doing your job faster, more accurate, or cheaper.

    Not where I am contracting as it is a big headache!

    One of the VPs read something about the cloud and Office 365 and decided to layoff the Exchange support team and outsource it to Microsoft with outlook.com. Problem is about 500+ users in 4 continents still used Outlook 2003 when the switch went thru.

    No email or calandar functions for these users! They need a browser and about 200 called the India help desk at the same time for instructions. +5 hour wait time.

    FYI outlook 2003 does not support mapi. Very bad things happened and I am working overtime trying to fix it with angry hostile users with +120 tickets a week as it is with only 2 other guys trying to manage the minimalist insourced I.T.

    Staying behind may look cheap and reasonable but tickets and support are skyrocketing and management is all sooo clueless on why is support costs and tickets going up! This software worked fine for 10 years! The social media integration, clouds, and soon HTML 5 versions of SAP, Kronos, Google Docs, Salesforce.com are going to hit those stuck on IE 7 next.

    So it is a hassle so lets plug our ears and whine I CANT HEAR YOU. Shit will hit the fine later but in a surge like at this company that decided to go cheap with the accounting department running through 3 different outsources to do I.T. Office 2003 is surely not a utility when we went to the cloud.

    Sadly, you have completely missed the point. Switching to Office 365 and "the cloud" got you nothing but trouble. And it's not the fault of your "outdated" Office 2003. Once again, someone who is in a position of power, and who doesn't belong there due to their total clulessness, made a gigantic bonehead decision.

  21. Honestly, it's an office suite. by holophrastic · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Look, office suites are way better than my first essay-writer -- wordstar in ~1986 -- which itself was wonderful. And modern office suites are better than my favourite essay-writer -- wordperfect 5 something I think -- with keyboard function key overlay and alt menu drop downs.

    But is there really a difference between office in 2013, and office in 2002? It's been ten years of crazy awesome features that just don't matter.

    Sure I use spreadsheets every day. But not for anything that I didn't do in lotus 123. And sure I use write/word every day. Again, not for anything more than I did with wordperfect.

    I really couldn't care less any more. I'm not using them to fly to the moon.

    1. Re:Honestly, it's an office suite. by RDW · · Score: 2

      But is there really a difference between office in 2013, and office in 2002? It's been ten years of crazy awesome features that just don't matter.

      I can now use more rows in Excel, but that's about the only change I've liked since Office 2000. Lots of irritating interface changes since then, but the fundamental annoyances are never addressed - Excel's auto conversion of any text that looks vaguely like a date into date format, silently corrupting the data unless you go out of your way to format the column as text only, is my absolute favourite:

      http://www.biomedcentral.com/1471-2105/5/80

  22. Re:What needs to be changed? by PCM2 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Does Excel really need another mathematical function that only a person with a PhD in some obscure branch of mathematics has heard of?

    Seems like what they mostly add to Excel are new visualizations, i.e. new ways to display data, rather than to calculate it. They're also adding things like new PowerPoint visual effects, tools to make it easier to edit graphics from right within PowerPoint and Word, etc. None of it is essential, but it's easy to see how someone who uses the product a lot could think they're pretty cool additions. I suspect these are the kinds of things Microsoft will be pushing with their Office updates, more so than anything really significant.

    The cynic in me says that they will keep changing the file format in order to keep forcing people to upgrade and the subscription service is just to smooth out revenues instead of having very large sales every couple of years.

    I have no reason to suspect the file formats will change in any way that breaks backward compatibility. But I'd say you're right on the money with the rest of your sentiment, no cynicism required. Note that the infrastructure for these supposed 90-day updates (Microsoft hasn't said it will actually do them every 90 days) is only included in the Office 365 version of the suite. It has a different installation method and its own software update feature. Microsoft has already said that it will be releasing Office 365-only software updates using this mechanism. What it's doing now is trying to plant the idea in customers' minds that if they don't get onto the subscription model they will be "missing out" -- or worse, that they won't get bug fixes and security updates as fast as subscription customers. The latter is probably not actually true, but you won't catch Microsoft's sales staff denying it.

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  23. Vendor lock-in by abelb · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Microsoft wants everyone on the planet to pay it every month for the right to use a computer. Who wouldn't, really? Microsoft has proven it cannot be trusted maintaining interoperability with formal or other standards or even previous versions of their own software. Why would you trust that every update to Office 365 will be in your best interest when Microsoft has proven time and again that they'll make major changes just to shift the goal posts on competitors trying to interoperate with them? If a large majority of people get on board with this it will put Microsoft in an incredible position of power to keep them locked in and competitors locked out.

  24. Goddammit, the whole tech world is going to hell by FuzzNugget · · Score: 2

    Every company is getting way too fucking greedy, forcing upgrading when it's *really* not necessary (who needs anything since Office 2000?), general computing is going the way of the dodo in favor of Apple-esque walled gardens, every laptop has turned into a glorified VCR with shit-for-keyboards, every awesome technological development is shut down for bullshit legal reasons because paper pushing middleman jackass wouldn't get his cut for doing something useless and obviated by technology...

    Remember when tech companies used to do things because they were genuinely useful?

    Fuck this whole damn planet, we can't get to Mars soon enough and establish a technocracy ruled by logic, science and reason.

    Yeah, OK, that rant was a little off topic, so I'll balance it out by signing off with, fuck you Microsoft with your bullshit greed-based business models.

  25. Let me add my voice to the.... by Radical+Moderate · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ....This Is a Phenomenally Stupid Idea chorus. You want to make Enterprise happy?
    1. Release a new version no less every two years, three years even better
    2. Backwards compatibility? Yes please, unless there's a good reason otherwise
    3. Don't juggle all the menus just to give a few hundred programmers busy work
    4. Don't randomly change keyboard shortcuts just for the hell of it. Sure maybe the old ones made no sense. Neither will the new ones, and millions of us have already memorized the old ones.

    Sure, we got spoiled by XP's ridiculous longevity, and you still managed to bork Vista. Please, don't saddle yourself and us with arbitrary release targets.

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  26. What features are they going to add? by jfdavis668 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    In word processing, spreadsheet, database, email, etc? There have been very few features since Office 97 I even use. Newer templates and fonts, maybe. The only office product that can seriously expand would be Visio. You can always use more shapes. What else would they add? Rearrange the commands for the 40th time? Add lol to spellcheck? One thing the could reintroduce: scanner support.

  27. Ohh, New naming standard by jfdavis668 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Microsoft Office 2013¼

  28. Re:Goddammit, the whole tech world is going to hel by Maow · · Score: 2

    Every company is getting way too fucking greedy, forcing upgrading when it's *really* not necessary (who needs anything since Office 2000?), general computing is going the way of the dodo in favor of Apple-esque walled gardens, every laptop has turned into a glorified VCR with shit-for-keyboards, every awesome technological development is shut down for bullshit legal reasons because paper pushing middleman jackass wouldn't get his cut for doing something useless and obviated by technology...

    Remember when tech companies used to do things because they were genuinely useful?

    Fuck this whole damn planet, we can't get to Mars soon enough and establish a technocracy ruled by logic, science and reason.

    Yeah, OK, that rant was a little off topic, so I'll balance it out by signing off with, fuck you Microsoft with your bullshit greed-based business models.

    I agree with (most of?) your point(s), but that technocracy? Most humans wouldn't be eligible (yeah, I know, that's the point), and the rest would eventually disqualify themselves too, I'm afraid to say.

    It'd end up a fairly barren location once everyone was exiled for failing to maintain logic, science, and reason.

    *sigh*, this thought about utopia has been brought to you by "human frailty".

  29. Re:Great by G3ckoG33k · · Score: 2

    Not that I disagree with your comment about Mathematica, but I do want to point out that there are institutions for which it makes sense to download R http://www.r-project.org/ for free, even if the machine itself is way more expensive than their combined salaries.

    LibreOffice had 16% market share already in 2010 next to MS Office 56% http://store.steampowered.com/hwsurvey?platform=combined And now from http://www.theregister.co.uk/2013/02/08/libreoffice_40_ships/

    "LibreOffice 4.0 ships with new features, better looks. Slowly closing the gap with Microsoft Office"

  30. Re:Great by rseuhs · · Score: 3, Insightful
    If your employer supports Microsoft's Home Use Program, Office 2013 Pro is a $10 download.

    Wow, so you think that "normal users" only work for companies that "support Microsoft's Home Use Program"?

    Let me introduce you to the real world:

    • - More than half of all people don't have an "employer" (self-employed, unemployed, retired, students, etc.)
    • - Most people that have an employer don't use a computer (most jobs are still non-office jobs, so even if 100% of office jobs use MS Office: No office, no MS Office)
    • - Most people in office-jobs don't have any homework where "Home Use" would make sense.
    • - Even when a company depends on homework from employees, it may not need the latest/greatest version and just standardize on Office 2003 which is good enough and not pay for "Microsoft's Home Use Program".
    • - And even when the "Microsoft's Home Use Program" would make perfect sense, there is no guarantee that the company agrees. In fact I would guess that even in the perfect use case, where everything is exactly as Microsoft-marketing thinks it is, most companies rather not join the program.

    We are talking about a tiny minority here, not "normal people".

  31. Re:Great by dingen · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I think the real question is: does Office really require any form of serious development at all? One of the main reasons so many users have stayed behind and stuck with old versions of Word, Excel and Powerpoint is because the features introduced in later versions were increasingly trivial. People stick with Office 2003 not because they can't afford newer versions, but because the old version basically is just fine. So if 10 years of development couldn't really add something useful enough for people to upgrade, why continue development at all?

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  32. Holds back innovation? by devent · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What are you expect of "innovation" in a word processor?
    Word processors were pretty much feature complete 20 years ego.
    Just look at Latex, the basic functions were finalized in 1978.

    The only "innovation" is new and unnecessary changes in the user interface and new document formats.
    With Odf we should have now an international format for documents and Pdf for exchange of finished documents.

    Except the new document formats like Odf and OOXML, why should anyone buy in a 90 days release cycle of a Word Processor?

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  33. Re:Great by maxwell+demon · · Score: 4, Informative

    And if you stop subscribing you loose access to your documents?

    Even worse: You lose it.

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