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North Korea Threatens US With Preemptive Nuclear Strike

Posted by timothy on from the pirate-bay-is-next dept.

jppiiroinen writes "North Korea threatened the United States on Thursday with a preemptive nuclear strike, raising the level of rhetoric while the U.N. Security Council considers new sanctions against the reclusive country."

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  1. First strike! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    You dead, yankee scum!

    1. Re:First strike! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      US responds with 300 unmanned DRONES ...

      Holy Moly, we successfully cloned Dennis Rodman 300 times?!?

    2. Re:First strike! by Xest · · Score: 5, Funny

      "But China's come of age, is a major world power. They're finding N. Korea's crap annoying lately."

      I like the idea of China's leaders putting it to Kim Jong Un exactly like this in a text message or something. Like a pair of teenage lovers that grew up together and grew apart.

      "Dear Kim, we're finding your crap annoying lately. Grow up."

    3. Re:First strike! by bitt3n · · Score: 5, Funny

      Not likely. China is growing tired of Peyongyang's shenanigans.

      I think as diplomatic policy the US should start referring to their tricks as pyongyanigans.

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  2. The president should do an address by h4rr4r · · Score: 5, Funny

    The president should make an address and announce the following message for Kim jong Un "Come at me bro".

  3. Rodman by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Whelp, guess obama and Jong Un aren't gonna have that lovely conversation about basketball I was oh-so waiting for. /sarcasm

  4. Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by dmbasso · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wow, that's so easy! I hope you become general!

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  5. Will by mybeat · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Nuclear launch detected!" be followed by: "Battle-cruiser operational"?