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Manga Girls Beware: Extra Large Eyes Caused Neanderthal's Demise

An anonymous reader writes "The BBC reports on a new study of prehistoric skulls which suggests that Neanderthals became extinct because they had larger eyes than our species. As a consequence of having extra sized eyes, an average 6 millimeters larger in radius, more of their backside brain volume was devoted to seeing, at the expense of frontal lobe high-level processing of information and emotions. This difference affected their ability to innovate and socialize the way we, modern people (Homo Sapiens Sapiens) do. When the last Ice Age set on 28,000 years ago, Neanderthals had no sewn clothes and no large organized groups to rely on each other, hastening their fall. Yet, they were not stupid, brutish creatures as portrayed in Hollywood films, they were very, very smart, but not quite in the same league as the Homo Sapiens of Cromagnon."

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  1. This just in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    And from the departement of wild speculations we have the following gem...

    1. Re:This just in by PoliTech · · Score: 3, Interesting
    2. Re:This just in by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      I hope that a woman will do that. It would be interesting to see what comes of that.

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    3. Re:This just in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Considering the fact that that women will probably get payed by the research firm for their labor. I am surprised there are not billions of women in line for that job.

      Consider some of the less savory things that exist on the web and you know that having a Neanderthal baby is not very adventurous at all.

    4. Re:This just in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny
    5. Re:This just in by Reverand+Dave · · Score: 1

      My guess is a Neanderthal baby.

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    6. Re:This just in by PoliTech · · Score: 3, Funny

      Woman payed to do the surrogate mom thing, then payed for the live Internet streamed birth, then more gals going for their Neanderthal payday. Eventually leading to Neanderthal Pron! Now with that kind of planning you could finance the entire Neanderthal cloning project with money left over. Then we'll know more than we ever wanted to know about Neanderthals.

    7. Re:This just in by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      My guess is that it will not be delivered live. That DNA is far too old.

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    8. Re:This just in by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      But, if it's not viable, they can patch it with frog DNA.

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    9. Re:This just in by Bucc5062 · · Score: 1

      My eyes did NOT need to see that image. I did not click away in time and now it will be floating around for a while. Spot on though.

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    10. Re:This just in by Big+Hairy+Ian · · Score: 1

      Adds a whole new meaning to Earth Girls are Easy :)

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    11. Re:This just in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then it will spontaneously switch sex and somehow another island comes into play... and I'll have watched the first movie a million times and the third several, but only seeing the second half plus a few extra bits of the second movie so I have really no idea what I'm talking about.

    12. Re:This just in by hairyfeet · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Other than playing Frankenstein....why would you want to? This isn't some alien here, its just a failed branch of our own tree, its not like these Neanderthals would be all that different from us which is why cloning them (unlike say dinosaurs) wouldn't be THAT difficult if you sunk enough money into it.

      I mean seriously what WAS the Neanderthal? It was a little more compact than us, with a body designed to take more punishment at the cost of speed and agility (some unscrupulous military might find them attractive...if it weren't for the fact that giving troops armor is way cheaper), had a little smaller brain but not by a huge amount, we're not talking Lucy or early Java man here folks, and they had a brow ridge although again not as bad as many of the earlier offshoots.

      At the end of the day what you'd probably have was a slightly squatter human that would probably fit into the low average end of the bell curve and honestly probably wouldn't have THAT hard of a time fitting into our modern society once they learned the ways of those around him/her. Hell I've known guys uglier than Neanderthal that had no problem getting GFs so most likely they'd just breed themselves right back out of existence in a few generations if you didn't stick 'em on an island somewhere and make 'em a protected species.

      So I honestly don't get what the appeal of bringing one of these back would be for, other than just to say we did it and maybe morbid curiosity? If you were talking Lucy or early Java man or even those little hobbit people? THEN I could see the point, they were so different from us it would be like having an alien species brought to life, but with Neanderthals there is debate even to this day whether they just died out or we fucked them out of existence, so what would be the point of making more? So you could point and go "Ha ha, your brow ridge makes you look funny"? Hell 50k in plastic surgery and they wouldn't look any weirder than some of the guys I've run into over the years.

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    13. Re:This just in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      slaves?

    14. Re:This just in by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      Speculation, that's about it. It's silly to think their brain couldn't accomodate the same, with the region slightly shifted.

      Also, I thought they already proved Neanderthals, which were not a separate species w.r.t. reproduction, were in fact merged and absorbed into homo sapiens, not dying out per se.

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    15. Re:This just in by mister_playboy · · Score: 2

      Neanderthal brains were larger than modern humans, not smaller.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neanderthal_anatomy

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    16. Re:This just in by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 2

      As the part of their brain that's larger should make them more empathic w.r.t. emotions, well we could be breeding our new overlords: the super-politician.

      "It's sooooooooo easy to lie convincingly to them..."

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    17. Re:This just in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Spelling nazi not modded up? Might that not tell you something? Department, departement - most of us just gloss over it. You? Your obsessive-compulsive anal-retentive problem is your problem, not ours.

    18. Re:This just in by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

      I think the latest articles I read, suggested that they did mostly die out. The claim seems to be that we came on the scene late in their decline, and only found time to fornicate with a few of them before they were gone. Or, something like that.

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    19. Re:This just in by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 3, Interesting

      And from the departement of wild speculations we have the following gem...

      There is a way to test this hypothesis. There is a variation in eyeballs size among modern humans. If this hypothesis is correct, people with bigger eyeballs should be dumber. So get a random sample of people, measure their eyeballs, give them an IQ test, and see if there is any correlation.

    20. Re:This just in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes and (apparently) Europeans have a non trivial percentage of Neanderthal DNA (1>4%)!

    21. Re:This just in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your point is well taken. The differences are small enough that we cannot from this side of the experiment predict any amazing results.

      But this is science. It advances in small steps each of which help us ask the right questions that we didn't know to ask on the previous.

      The comparable question would seem to be: When did the Space Race get "worth it." Strapping Yuri to the tip of a missle doesn't seem that amazing (though having seen the missile prototypes explode, it was amazingly brave). Apollo 4 was unmanned. Just a boring systems test, no more interesting than having a step brother with a unibrow and a math disability. Apollo 13 was kinda cool though.

      Making our first extinct humanoid clone from a very-near relative feels kind of like Apollo 4 to me, a needed step toward something amazing.

    22. Re:This just in by msauve · · Score: 2

      Besides which, I thought phrenology was a disreputable pseudoscience.

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    23. Re:This just in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so we are saying beady-eyed people are smart?

    24. Re:This just in by Ironhandx · · Score: 1

      That doesn't actually matter. They have significant enough samples to piece together a working dna sequence. Even if no single strand is complete they can make a neanderthal baby, it just won't be an exact clone of any one neanderthal.

      The cells are all long, long dead, so they're already going to be forced to piece it together into an embryo via genetic modification... once they're already forced to do that the fact that the specific genes may come from multiple sources is irrelevant.

    25. Re:This just in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Phrenology is being used in this news piece to say that neanderthals had smaller higher thought centers and therefore died out. Calling out that one premise is wrong does not make the other one right. There is no certain way of knowing whether or not they had the same brain structure than we do but it is demonstrable that they had more brain per body mass to pass around.

      Essentially the notion that neanderthals had smaller brains is even more wrong than saying they were not as smart as we are.

    26. Re:This just in by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      Then as neanderthals proliferate, we'll likely have more civil rights battles as we need special rights for the lower on the evolution tree peoples.

      After that? Maybe Caveman Lawyer?

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    27. Re:This just in by Immerman · · Score: 5, Insightful

      More likely they just take a large tissue sample from one well-preserved Neanderthal, do a standard "puree a bunch of cells, scan the DNA fragments, then reassemble the data into a complete genome". It's unlikely that any given section of DNA will be damaged in all, or even most cells. Then you just send the genome to a DNA synthesis lab and get a vial containing fresh new pristine DNA to inject into your target egg. That's a lot easier than trying to piece together a viable genome from multiple disparate individuals.

      Of course you still wouldn't have a "true" Neanderthal since it's mitochondria and probably much of it's epigenetics would be inherited from the egg donor, still, we appear to have been able to interbreed with them so the chimeric child would at least probably be viable, and could give us *some* insight into the differences between our species.

      Might even turn out that they were actually more intelligent than us, and our advantage was purely a cultural accident. I mean come on - we were all wandering around as the dominant predators in pretty much our current (physical) state for what, 50-100,000 years? But no, instead it's: Oh, this other species with bigger brains than us also had bigger eyes, and clearly using them drained their brainpower. Nevermind that they say nothing about the relative number of photoreceptors (big lenses don't consume brain power), or that there's not a 1:1 correspondance between photoreceptor and nerves signals reaching the brain. Or that visual processing is a complex process, many of whose subsystems actually appear to get re-purposed on demand for abstract reasoning purposes.

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    28. Re:This just in by Maritz · · Score: 1

      Current consensus is that Neanderthal brains were at least as big at adulthood and possibly bigger than Sapiens. (Somewhat larger cranial cavity). Size isn't everything of course, it's about how it's wired up. Still, it's really not clear that Neanderthals are 'inferior' to us in any objective, measurable way.

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    29. Re:This just in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pets, sports, workers at the the new foxconn city, the reasons to have sub-humans goes on.
      Eventually China will have to accept being humanitarian, right?

    30. Re:This just in by uniquename72 · · Score: 1

      , with a body designed to take more punishment at the cost of speed and agility

      Is there a citation for this? I would expect them to be both faster and more agile than us, considering that when compared to most primates, we are both slow and clumsy.

    31. Re:This just in by MobyDisk · · Score: 2

      True, but first you would need to confirm that the people with larger eyes have larger visual cortexes.

    32. Re:This just in by hairyfish · · Score: 1

      Might even turn out that they were actually more intelligent than us, and our advantage was purely a cultural accident.

      And to go one step further, Neanderthal may end up being more suited to the 21st century than us and slowly breed us out of existence. This sounds like a good plot for a cheesy sci-fi movie. Especially when they tie in the big eye bit into some sort of prophesy that was foretold by the Manga gods of the 20th century. "They didn't listen! They didn't listen!"

    33. Re:This just in by hairyfeet · · Score: 2

      But, and I may be wrong, this is just how someone at a museum of science explained it to me so grain of salt and all that, but the way I was told it wasn't the SIZE that gave them a worse outlook it was the SHAPE in that they had small frontal lobs and really large rear brains which meant they'd have kick ass senses, probably several times better than ours, but their ability to put long term plans into motion would have been hurt by the smaller frontal lobs. The way she put it "We were planners, could think and plan ahead which then helped us with agriculture that made surviving some of the worst winters easier for us than for them".

      Again if she got it wrong sorry, I will be the first to admit cute girl in glasses sure as fuck turns off MY frontal lobes when it comes to critical thinking but she did seem to know her stuff for what it was worth.

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    34. Re:This just in by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Sorry I heard it at a presentation at a museum, but the way it was explained to us was thus: "Their bodies were like rodeo riders, with lots of upper body strength and a more compact form which would have been better suited to punishment at the cost of speed because the compact legs would have hurt their top end. The bones bears this assumption out as many suffered multiple fractures and breaks over their relatively short lives which shows that they got injured quite often. Since we have found no evidence of them having wars or major conflicts one has to assume the injuries were caused by hunting which the amount of large bones in their caves does seem to bear out their hunting large prey which they would would be well suited for. Also the lack of spears but abundance of hand weapons like clubs and hand axes makes this the more likely scenario".

      Now sorry I can't reproduce it word for word, and this was nearly 20 years ago so maybe later evidence has reversed this belief, but the presentation when coupled with the life size models showing a large but squat man did seem to fit together pretty well. Hell what do I know, the reason I remember the damned thing at all was the girl giving the presentation was a classic "cute nerdy girl with glasses" and since I've always liked that stereotype bits of it stuck a hell of a lot more than the later presentation which came from a guy that looked like he could have witnessed them first hand and every time he coughed I waited on him to keel over.

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    35. Re:This just in by Immerman · · Score: 1

      Nah, I'm sure we'll get plenty of modern human genes mixed in to the eventual hybrid. One celebrity cloned Neanderthal man in a world of billions of women... He'd have the size, brains, rugged good looks, and big soulful eyes, they wouldn't stand a chance. And you know what they say about a man with big eyes...

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    36. Re:This just in by wonkavader · · Score: 1

      This study is being badly interpretted (notably on Nova).

      Europeans show a small amount of Neanderthal DNA because we compared them to ONE Neanderthal sample.

      When this is done on a respectable sample size including Neanderthals around the world, we'll find that everyone has Neanderthal DNA.

    37. Re:This just in by wonkavader · · Score: 1

      Yes. And the blind are friggin' geniuses.

    38. Re:This just in by wonkavader · · Score: 1

      No, if it does, then the data will reflect it. They might be right in their testable hypothesis, and wrong on their guess at causality.

      You can't prove anything about the size f the visual cortex in the Neanderthals, so you'd be comparing apples to smoke anyhow. Their paper says "Big eyes means stupid." That's testable.

      This is just another in a long string of pointless Neanderthal speculation articles. This one made the mistake of having a testable hypothesis. Finaly, one that can be shown to be a waste of paper!

    39. Re:This just in by doccus · · Score: 1

      But we already have Neandarthals.. isn't Ozzy supposed to be one (according to him, however...)?

    40. Re:This just in by tedgyz · · Score: 2

      Thanks a LOT! Now I have to gouge out my small eyes in a vain attempt to forget that image.

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    41. Re:This just in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      have you really encountered any long-time planners among homo sapiens nowadays...

    42. Re:This just in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are really nicely showing why it would be an interesting experiment (Ethics is another discussion): Most of what we know is just guesses based on mostly bones and some archaeological finds. All the stuff the girl in glasses was telling is just pretty rough theory, we are just guessing that they had good vision and poor planning based on the sizes of brain lobes, but the brain isn't that well understood, especially the "intelligent" functions, so we might be totally wrong. I don't think we even know if they could talk, so just that knowledge would give us so much more information about the reasons behind their demise.

      So the goal of cloning would be to really know what they were good at and not, plus it will likely help us get a lot information about our own brain: theirs is so close that the differences say even more than with chimpanzees. If they are able to talk we get another datapoint to compare with other apes, if they can't talk, we have an excellent comparison to see what changed between us to enable talk.

    43. Re:This just in by Sigg3.net · · Score: 1

      I saw Jersey Shore the other night. I'd venture that they're here already.

  2. I've seen enough hentai... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...to know where this is going

    1. Re:I've seen enough hentai... by Jake+S+Griffin · · Score: 0

      Tentacles. :(

    2. Re:I've seen enough hentai... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pregnant, futa tentacles.

      Good luck, rule 34!

  3. Idle speculation by O('_')O_Bush · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Personally, I'm more partial to the theory that we *are* Neanderthals (hybrids) and that they didn't 'die out', but were simply bred away.

    There has been little hard evidence that Neanderthals were any less intelligent than Sapiens, just less evidence found for their intelligence, likely because there were far fewer of them. Studies of their flint knapping abilities show they were at least as skilled at toolmaking as Sapiens.

    Anyhow, the article reads ore like a daydream than a piece on science, as evidence for the most important part (percent usage of the brain for eyesight, and the retardation effects of this difference)are omitted.

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    1. Re:Idle speculation by Joce640k · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Homo Sapiens seems quite "stupid and brutish" most of the time. Just saying.

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    2. Re:Idle speculation by theVarangian · · Score: 4, Informative

      Homo Sapiens seems quite "stupid and brutish" most of the time. Just saying.

      Actually, even when compared to our closest relatives the great apes, humans get along remarkably well. The frequency of violence in human communities is remarkably low compared to many other species. Chimpls for example have have rates of aggression between two and three orders of magnitude higher than humans. .

    3. Re:Idle speculation by glebovitz · · Score: 4, Informative

      There are some theories that the Neanderthals were actually quite smart, compassionate, and had a sophisticated social system. This is based on burial sites that indicated that they took care of the elderly. Some evidence points to a myth that Neanderthals were hunched over and ape like. It is also interesting that, except for some groups in Africa, most people have traces of Neanderthal DNA indicating that Neanderthals didn't die out, but were interbred with and absorbed into other populations.

      I found this story on NPR that talks about one interesting speculation on how this may have happened.

      http://www.npr.org/blogs/krulwich/2013/03/08/173813194/what-happened-when-humans-met-an-alien-intelligence-sex-happened

    4. Re:Idle speculation by CAIMLAS · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Yeah, no kidding. My first response was, "what the fuck?" This is (seemingly typical) bad science.

      I'm sorry, there's more than 10mm variability in eye size in existing populations. That variability is kind of how you get stereotypes and things like manga in the first place. Not only that, but extrapolating "they didn't have mental capacity because they had larger eyes" doesn't even begin to follow, logically. Maybe their visual cortex was the same size? Maybe it was actually smaller and significantly more efficient, allowing them to actually process more of what they saw (unlike us, who ignore most of it)? Maybe, just maybe, they used more of their brains - which were actually bigger, despite the "they were stupid by modern standards" stereotypes.

      Pretty tiring. It's pretty irritating to see the "science" out of these types.

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    5. Re:Idle speculation by lcam · · Score: 1

      Another Idle speculation of equal value is that Homo Sapiens killed out the Neandrethals as part of a "cleanse the world" campaign in the dark ages.

      Think of our current racial prejudicial disposition aimed at something that can more easily be denied as being made "in the image of god". An animal. Something that would rather die than submit to slavery.

      Why? Maybe because the short cronies had larger members and the inferiority complex protection mechanisms kicked in. Or maybe because the matriarchs of the time had takan a position to protect or shelter them and the men felt an insatiable urge to defy. Or maybe because the Homo Sapiens at the time needed something shorter to skull fvck (dominate).

      Your idea that they simply where bred away is a logical start down a path supporting my speculations where Homo Sapien men would feel the need to reject and destroy the matriarchs as well as destroy their genetic opposition (Pre-Christian religions like paganism supported values largely around matriarchal ideologies and family lineages). Take that idea a little further and you have academic/intelectual reasoning of spiritual leaders writing about "original sin" being the fault of women who fell into temptation. Witch hunts, the raise of patriarchal values, christianity etc etc.

    6. Re:Idle speculation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Compared to what?

    7. Re:Idle speculation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hollywood movies marketted as Romantic Comedy.

    8. Re:Idle speculation by SternisheFan · · Score: 4, Informative
      Wikipedia disagrees with you on (adult) eyes varying so much in size...

      Dimensions See also: mammalian eye The dimensions differ among adults by only one or two millimeters. The vertical measure, generally less than the horizontal distance, is about 24 mm among adults, at birth about 16–17 millimeters (about 0.65 inch). The eyeball grows rapidly, increasing to 22.5–23 mm (approx. 0.89 in) by three years of age. By age 13, the eye attains its full size. The typical adult eye has an anterior to posterior diameter of 24 millimeters, a volume of six cubic centimeters (0.4 cu. in.),[3] and a mass of 7.5 grams (weight of 0.25 oz.).[citation needed]

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_eye

    9. Re:Idle speculation by Mike+Frett · · Score: 1

      This is my Theory also, we were bred away, there was even a report about breeding between the two. I still feel that we are missing important parts of this puzzle because we don't all look the same, I think there is a lot more that has to be discovered and some of it may even offend people.

      There was also a story here that suggested we have stopped evolving. I disagree, I think people in warmer climates will eventually evolve to be completely hairless. Just imagine the potential market for Wig makers.

    10. Re:Idle speculation by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 1, Insightful

      We can be, we can be.

      We've also got Medicine sans Frontier, Engineers without Borders, Save the Children, and footprints on the moon.

      So we can also be pretty fucking rad when we want to be.

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    11. Re:Idle speculation by Nyder · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Homo Sapiens seems quite "stupid and brutish" most of the time. Just saying.

      Actually, even when compared to our closest relatives the great apes, humans get along remarkably well. The frequency of violence in human communities is remarkably low compared to many other species. Chimpls for example have have rates of aggression between two and three orders of magnitude higher than humans. .

      Do animals build prisons to hold and torture fellow animals? Do animals build concentration camp to hold and kill millions of it's own kind? Do animals build nuclear bombs to destroy fellow animals far away?

      Animals might be more aggressive, but they sure as fuck aren't as evil as humans...

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    12. Re:Idle speculation by Sique · · Score: 5, Interesting

      In certain ways, yes. Chimps are known to torture other chimps, and ape packs are known to go after other packs of the same species and try to kill them all off.

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    13. Re:Idle speculation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't be an asshole. Humans are animals too. And yes, chimps would nuke each other if they knew how. Let's wipe them out before they do.

    14. Re:Idle speculation by postbigbang · · Score: 2

      There may be a homo sapiens fork that produces homo sapiens has-guilt and homo sapiens sociopath-narcissist-psychopath as well.

      Some with autistic tendencies (in the spectrum, as it were) want to say that neurotypical people are a different sub-species, too.

      Vonnegut said, through his character Bokonon: nice nice very nice, so many people in the same device.

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    15. Re:Idle speculation by Reverand+Dave · · Score: 1

      Refer to this for supporting evidence.

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    16. Re:Idle speculation by ScentCone · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Animals might be more aggressive, but they sure as fuck aren't as evil as humans...

      You're confusing motives with capabilities. Chimps, baboons, etc., are practically psychotic compared to us. If the few of them that are "nice" could build prisons to keep the really dangerous, murderous ones from bothering them and killing their offspring, I expect they certainly would.

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    17. Re:Idle speculation by The+Grim+Reefer · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Do animals build prisons to hold and torture fellow animals?

      There are species of shrimp that keep live starfish alive for months while eating them. Komodo dragons kill with a toxic bite that takes days to die from.

      Do animals build concentration camp to hold and kill millions of it's own kind?

      No, but pack animals banish members to die of starvation or be killed by others. No other species has built as complex of a societal structure to compare with. So we simply don't know. Most social animals probably wouldn't bother with prisons to begin with, they'd simply kill or banish any drain on the pack or herd, or leave them behind to die. Humans typically don't do this. We take care of our elderly and sick.

      Do animals build nuclear bombs to destroy fellow animals far away?

      Of course not, they're too fucking stupid to do so. Do animals donate blood or perform surgery so save other members? Do they donate organs to save each others lives? Did they start the Peace Corps? Or donate time to Habitat for Humanity? Have they started shelters to care for homeless humans? Do carnivores and omnivores ever choose to be vegetarians? Have they invented vaccines for chronic illnesses? If they had nuclear weapons to use against their enemies, you can bet your ass there are many species who would.

      Animals might be more aggressive, but they sure as fuck aren't as evil as humans...

      I'm not sure about evil, as animals don't really think in those terms as far as I can tell. but I would guess that more great ape physical confrontations per incident that end in death than do humans. There are probably less fights over mating in the human world than in the animals. As far as "evil" have you ever seen a cat play with its quarry after it's injured it? Or a Trigger fish eat the eyes of another fish and let it swim aimlessly before eating it? There is plenty of cruelty in the animal kingdom. Don't think for a second that humans are alone in this.

    18. Re:Idle speculation by gandhi_2 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Ahh. See, now you are anthropomorphizing the humans.

      They don't like that.

    19. Re:Idle speculation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot Oakland and LA.

      You're right, though, cops are little better than animals.

    20. Re:Idle speculation by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      I once saw a nature show where two male dolphins were holding a female prisoner. When she tried to head for the open sea, one of the males would intercept her. They did that so she would mate with one of them, which means they were rapists! And dolphins are supposed to be nice!

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    21. Re:Idle speculation by Big+Hairy+Ian · · Score: 1

      And yes, chimps would nuke each other if they knew how.

      Didn't you ever see Planet of The Apes!

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    22. Re:Idle speculation by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Do animals build prisons to hold and torture fellow animals?

      No, but apparently they post on Slashdot.

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    23. Re:Idle speculation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Animals would if they could...

    24. Re:Idle speculation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i'm partial to both theories working together toward the disappearance of the neanderthal. i 100% believe there was interbreeding. we have DNA evidence of it as well as hints about it in mythology (in norse mythology there is interbreeding between the gods and giants). i know i'm very attacted to tall, full-figured women with large eyes (and other things). however, i believe most of them died out, as this theory suggests, in the last ice age.

    25. Re:Idle speculation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Animals might be more aggressive, but they sure as fuck aren't as evil as humans...

      That's because "evil" is a human concept, it only applies if you believe some kind of sky fairy set rules about what is 'good' and 'bad'. Back in reality, we call things "beneficial" or "harmful" to the survival of a group or species.

      Do animals build prisons to hold and torture fellow animals?

      No, they don't. They either kill the fellow animal, or drive it into exile, or in the case of several Ape species they chew its balls off and leave it to bleed out and die. I don't know about you, but I'd rather get waterboarded in a jail cell than have my nutsack literally eaten off my body. YMMV

      Do animals build nuclear bombs to destroy fellow animals far away?

      Ok now you're just being an idiot. But if they DID have nukes then they'd have no qualms about launching them at rivals, since they have no qualms about using all their currently available resources to eliminate any and all competition.

    26. Re:Idle speculation by tibit · · Score: 4, Informative

      There are good reasons for that. The eye's diameter's square affects the eye's surface area. The surface area pretty much determines how fast our eyes can move -- our eye's performance is limited by the drag of the tear film. There's no room to grow larger eye muscles to compensate for it. One must remember that in the fast (saccadic) motions of the eyes, the viscous drag is "the" term that matters. The inertia can be ignored. Our eyes would move the same even if they were made of a material 10x as dense as water.

      Remember: we're blind during a saccade - as the image blurs on the retina, it is suppressed. Fast saccades are a useful thing to have :)

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    27. Re:Idle speculation by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 1

      Burial sites were typically small things, typically limited to familial units. IIRC if there were burial sites with many Neanderthals, they were 'reused' in series rather than simultaneously used by a larger clan.

      In otherwords, they had cooperation, but not complex organization. The closest analog in the animal kingdom would probably be something like the matrilinial grouping of Elephants. Tight knit groups who stay together their entire lives, but with a few exceptions, they don't really join up to form tribes.

      So while Neanderthals would cooperate in groups of 10-12 (Not sure on the number), Homo Sapiens would form tribes of dozens of individuals (obviously eventually going far beyond that).

      I'd say that being able to organize in that manner was a huge evolutionary advantage. In a tribe of 60 individuals, children could be raised by the semi-fit while the most productive members were allowed to be productive (sewing/repairing/hunting/gathering). If 5 people got injured in a group of 60, it was bad, but you had perhaps 75% of the tribe (excluding small children) to pick up the slack. If 5 people got injured in a group of 15, there were probably only 5 highly productive members left to pick up the burden.

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    28. Re:Idle speculation by BenoitRen · · Score: 1

      Dolphins sometimes rape humans.

    29. Re:Idle speculation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wikipedia disagrees with you on (adult) eyes varying so much in size...

      Wikipedia is not a source of facts, it is a source for finding out what the popular opinion is, in regards to what the facts are.

      But that's a moot point. The parent is correct in his criticism, in that having larger eyes does not automatically mean the brain has to have more structure dedicated to visual function, and in particular it does not lead to the conclusion that more structure for the visual processing means less for frontal lobe functions. In addition, it's entirely possible that the exact same amount of neural support structure was used for the larger eyes, and the larger eyes simply were capable of capturing more light... and also reducing the ability to focus finely. This would allow for a hunter to pick up motion better in low-light scenarios but make it more difficult to focus on details, see at long distances, and function well during the daytime. In fact, this seems to be a far more plausible explanation in that it would have been a disadvantage when competing against the Sapiens for resources or in direct conflict.

    30. Re:Idle speculation by Trails · · Score: 1

      Eye size here refers to eyeball size, not size of the opening around the eye. A white adult and an east-asian adult have the same (or nearly) eye size, even if the size of the eye opening is different.

    31. Re:Idle speculation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Homo Sapiens seems quite "stupid and brutish" most of the time. Just saying.

      Actually, even when compared to our closest relatives the great apes, humans get along remarkably well. The frequency of violence in human communities is remarkably low compared to many other species. Chimpls for example have have rates of aggression between two and three orders of magnitude higher than humans. .

      What about bonobos? We are closely related to them as well.

    32. Re:Idle speculation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      In certain ways, yes. Chimps are known to torture other chimps, and ape packs are known to go after other packs of the same species and try to kill them all off.

      It's been quite some time since you were in high school, hasn't it?

    33. Re:Idle speculation by aralin · · Score: 1

      Well, at least we finally know why the Chinese kids are so good in school.

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    34. Re:Idle speculation by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      OK, an interesting statistic. I have to laugh at it, and you for quoting it, though: citation needed, after all.

      Reason still bellies these supposed 'findings': if the eye grows rapidly to 22.5-23mm, and grows no further past age 13, why is it that while the eyes are their largest in proportion to the human's skull the human undergoes the most extensive emotional and intellectual development of their lives?

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    35. Re:Idle speculation by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      Forget all other definitions of civilization you have learned from clueless anthroplogists and historians pulling shit out of their ass.

      Civilization is the process of thwarting the animal-like hunter-gatherer impulse that treats stuff as first-come, first serve. This allows the civilized to have enough protection from "gatherers" so they can engage in long-term enterprises like farming and factories.

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    36. Re:Idle speculation by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      In the same way that Roger from American Dad knows which allys you can get raped in, I suppose.

      Speaking of a dolphin-human hybrid, Roger...

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    37. Re:Idle speculation by careysub · · Score: 1

      Personally, I'm more partial to the theory that we *are* Neanderthals (hybrids) and that they didn't 'die out', but were simply bred away...

      This is an outdated theory (I used to like it myself though). There is evidence of gene flow between H. s. sapiens and H. s. neanderthalensis, but not very much. Theories that modern humans simply outbred them and replaced them are viable, but not ones that propose that the two species interbred to form a new single hybrid.

      Consider this recent article: http://www.plosgenetics.org/article/info:doi/10.1371/journal.pgen.1002947 .

      A key quote: "Although mitochondrial DNA from multiple Neandertals has shown that Neandertals fall outside the range of modern human variation, low-levels of gene flow cannot be excluded." In other words we definitely are not them, but may (probably do) have some of their genes.

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    38. Re:Idle speculation by Vidovix · · Score: 1

      Ok, chimps can be "evil", like when parties of males 'patrol' for the unfortunate neighbouring males that might be travelling alone, and attack those single males, often killing them.... on the other hand we have the Bonobos http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bonobo. Just to mention some special things related to them, they are capable of altruism, compassion, empathy, kindness, patience, sensitivity, face-to-face genital sex, tongue kissing, and oral sex. Plus, they are capable of passing the mirror-recognition test for self-awareness. In my life i met not a few Homo sapiens with much less capabilities...

    39. Re:Idle speculation by fliptout · · Score: 1

      National Geographic is conducting the Geno 2.0 study that is tracking human migration patterns based on genetic markers. If you want to participate, you can buy a kit and send in a cheek swab.

      The test results include how much Neanderthal DNA you have. Many people of European ancestry have about 2% Neanderthal DNA. So, yes, there was interbreeding, and Neanderthals have not exactly died out.

      https://genographic.nationalgeographic.com/

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    40. Re:Idle speculation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about bonobos? you know the sex-for-solving-conflict ape.

    41. Re:Idle speculation by careysub · · Score: 1

      There are some theories that the Neanderthals were actually quite smart, compassionate, and had a sophisticated social system....

      Indeed theories that hold the reverse (that Neanderthals were in some way significantly inferior to modern humans) are actually difficult to support convincingly. Neanderthal sites are far more similar to contemporary H. s. sapiens sites than they are different, and differences that can be well supported are not generally good evidence of any sort of inferiority. The technical skills and tools and social practices of Neanderthals and modern humans are virtually identical for the same time periods. The implicit assumption of inferiority has long permeated and contaminated the interpretations of Neanderthal archaeology.

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    42. Re:Idle speculation by Algae_94 · · Score: 1

      That variability is kind of how you get stereotypes and things like manga in the first place.

      Manga is just trying to make people look younger by giving them larger eyes. It's not a stereotype of large eyed people.

    43. Re:Idle speculation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because those two things are completely unrelated? That at least seems like the most obvious answer, although because they have nothing to do with each other comes a close second. I'm not even sure why anyone would think the size of your eye is in any way related to emotional and intellectual development.

    44. Re:Idle speculation by careysub · · Score: 1

      This is exaggerating the evidence of social unit size differences. Neanderthal sites are smaller, but the Cromagnon sites are quite small also. It is the difference of an average group of 10 and an average group of 20. Extrapolating to major differences in social skills seems unwarranted.

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    45. Re:Idle speculation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bobonos (exactly as closely related to us as chimps) are practically saints compared to us.

    46. Re:Idle speculation by infinite.intimation · · Score: 1

      The funny part is that you essentially just reworded (minimalistically) a widely used traditional definition of civilization used by... historians, anthropologists and archaeologists... you said the same thing, but without the frequently given specifics (which, if you were going to lecture us all on "what civilization 'really means'", people might expect elaboration).

      Also, your view of hunter/gatherer society is very trite, and limited, H/G societies demonstrate many and varied social adaptations, such as ritualistic sharing, feast events, complex social resource distribution constructions that distribute food and resources in numerous manners, evident in cultures across vast spans of time and space. Definitely not as simplistic as "animalistic first come first serve".

      Gordon Childe had a list of criteria for what makes a civilization.
      The most common practice is to split his list in two, primary and secondary characteristics.

      Primary characteristics: All civilizations are/have;
      -societies in which populations are densely settled in cities (this facilitates ease of access to people in order to control [guide, direct, legislate, connect] them).

      -an elaborate division of labor with considerable specialization.

      -Concentration of food and labor surplus controlled by an elite (this leads directly to the next characteristic).

      -social stratification (people who are given [or take] differential life chances/opportunities).

      -state organization (kinship means less than the positions/roles/status one occupies).

      -States principly serve the needs and wants of elite; this is not to say that states dont serve the people (directly or indirectly)


      Secondary charachteristics (elements that either hinge on a primary characteristic, or are influenced in their presentation by primary factors, or the influence of interactions with other secondary characteristics):

      -monumental works (only can exist where there is a surplus of labor)
      (ex., irrigation, temples and ziggurats, statues)

      -Long distance trade (during the Uruk period, long distance trade networks; elite dominance/social stratification, "he who controls the spice controls the galaxy; at some points trade was administered by elite state bodies, at other points religious)

      -standardized, monumental artwork

      -Writing (or record keeping).
      Inca used knots to communicate a message.
      In a "civilized society" there are too many interactions bvettween too many people over too long a time to store in one person's head, so there was a need for some sort of external 'reminding'/communicating technology device.

      -'Science' (arithmetic, geometry, astronomy [many presentations of this, some early uses of math was basically as tax forms, or tabulations of goods for transport, and subsequent increasing complexity/abstractions]).

      Each of those elements provide a buffer between the vagaries of chance, the unpredictability of neighbouring societies, or the environment and climate... but the idea that "civilization" simply and clearly civilized us out of brutes with no society, is way overstating reality, state societies (civilization) quite clearly lead directly to mass scale conflicts, and many of the baser modes of living. Including the taking of land, resources and tributes from hunter gatherer societies that formerly existed on the margins of state societies. The accretion of power and wealth seen under civilizations is clearly closer to "first come first served" than the cultures which survived for thousands upon thousands of years prior to the rise and accretion of power by state societies.
      I don't know if this makes you a traditional "clueless anthropologist/historian"... or worse, because in your rush to demean 'academics', you missed that what you were saying fit in very well with what a 'traditional' definition was.

    47. Re:Idle speculation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      She was asking for it, swimming around in the nude all day.

    48. Re:Idle speculation by Sique · · Score: 1

      It is. And I never had English in highschool. So what?

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    49. Re:Idle speculation by theVarangian · · Score: 1

      Also, your view of hunter/gatherer society is very trite, and limited, H/G societies demonstrate many and varied social adaptations, such as ritualistic sharing, feast events, complex social resource distribution constructions that distribute food and resources in numerous manners, evident in cultures across vast spans of time and space. Definitely not as simplistic as "animalistic first come first serve".

      I'll say.... Göbekli Tepe apparently built by semi nomadic hunter gatherers.

    50. Re:Idle speculation by alexo · · Score: 1

      Bonobos?

    51. Re:Idle speculation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I saw the domain listed after the link and thought... 'wait, you are trying to prove humans are not aggressive with a link to Jerry Springer's website?"

    52. Re:Idle speculation by Dogtanian · · Score: 2

      I think he was comparing the behaviour and hierarchy of High School students to that of chimps, not criticising your English.

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    53. Re:Idle speculation by Maritz · · Score: 1

      It's another version of the naturalistic fallacy. Everything natural is good, everything artificial is bad. Hence, animals are nice and innocent and sweet and naive; humans are complete bastards. Everyone espousing these views are of course exempt, they're the few white sheep in the flock of black - bathe in the glow of their warmth and empathy. Let it thaw your icy heart.

      Weirdly I never see even the demagogues of the naturalistic fallacy-style viewpoint actually just go live naked in the woods or anything. Hard to get your shea butter Body Shop shower cream wash out there, you see.

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    54. Re:Idle speculation by s.petry · · Score: 1

      Anyhow, the article reads ore like a daydream than a piece on science, as evidence for the most important part (percent usage of the brain for eyesight, and the retardation effects of this difference)are omitted.

      The daydream aspect of science articles is hardly limited to this one. Every paper I read injects fallacy/fantasy to prove the point. Often these papers go further to discount other things in the process and "science minded" people just ignore it. The easy answer is that in order to make money, wild speculation has become relatively normal in "science". We don't have to have a lawsuit like we did against Fox, people just assume that entertainment should be normalized into everything including science. If you need an example look at Larry Kraus who is making truckloads of money as a sophist with a bit of science.

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    55. Re:Idle speculation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah sure. What a bunch of ridiculous BS.

      It was probably very simple:

      "Those fuckers are hunting our hunting grounds leaving less for us - kill them."

      or

      "Those fuckers have better hunting grounds than we do. Lets kill them and take it"

    56. Re:Idle speculation by Maritz · · Score: 1

      There may be a homo sapiens fork that produces homo sapiens has-guilt and homo sapiens sociopath-narcissist-psychopath as well.

      I suspect there's a complex genetic interplay going on there. I'd guess whatever adaptations make us work well together in a society sometimes just don't get genetically 'switched on' and you end up with your 'bad guy' from the point of view of game theory.

      In the end a lot of them just realise - be bad if you like, but don't get a reputation as being bad. Because then, generally, you're fucked. Especially in the past when justice was.... rougher.

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    57. Re:Idle speculation by Maritz · · Score: 1

      Yeah for me, there just really can't be that much difference. If some modern human populations have 5% or more neanderthal DNA then we interbred at some point, which as I recall is the definition of a species. When two animals interbreed and the offspring are viable and fertile - they're pretty much the same species.

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    58. Re:Idle speculation by postbigbang · · Score: 1

      Plays by the rules vs doesn't, and has guilt/remorse/love vs doesn't seems to be two different things.

      Has-guilt seems to be able to be turned off, but rarely turned back on again, once turned off.

      Parroting these emotions that are natively lacked seems to be an adaptation, and fear of punishment motivates both the haves and have-nots. Reputation is fear/embarrassment management, but it doesn't have to do with guilt, necessarily. This is hot-iron that demotivates the sociopath/narcissist/psychotic/manic-over-the-top.

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    59. Re:Idle speculation by Maritz · · Score: 1

      Indeed, and size isn't everything when it comes to brains. It matters, sure, but within human populations brain size doesn't correlate directly to intelligence. No reason, therefore, to think that larger eyes would even require a larger visual cortex (let alone at the expense of other cortices).

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    60. Re:Idle speculation by Maritz · · Score: 1

      The null hypothesis would suggest that it's a coincidence. If you suspect a relationship you'd have to go ahead and demonstrate it. ;)

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    61. Re:Idle speculation by Maritz · · Score: 1

      Depends what you mean by "evolve". We are no longer being 'selected' by nature, that's for sure. We're now being artificially selected by a non-natural environment. I believe this is making us 'tamer' with time, in much the same way as those foxes bred by a Russian guy - over thirty or forty generations he pretty much turned them into border collies. I reckon in broad brush strokes, our ancestors from 5-10,000 years ago were 'wolves' and we're the pomeranians.

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    62. Re:Idle speculation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In high school, I dodged an ape-pack that was gunning for my bologna sandwich, and juice carton.

      Their eyes were too large, and I used my advanced brain to hide in the debate club's podium closet.

    63. Re:Idle speculation by wonkavader · · Score: 1

      "Theories that modern humans simply outbred them and replaced them are viable"

      Of course they're not. It impies that there wasn't enough food for Neanderthals, once the modern HS came on the scene. Humans (including Neanderthals) are omnivores with big enough brains to adapt to different food sources, and to move on when there's not enough food in one place. The Earth is BIG, and there were lots of prey animals and plants. There are plenty of places Neanderthals could have held out. Remember, the above hypothesis doesn't require them to starve on 99% of the planet. It requires them to starve EVERYWHERE.

      They had to have been assimilated or killed. They may have been reduced in number by diminishing food sources, but that wouldn't have eliminated them.

    64. Re:Idle speculation by wonkavader · · Score: 1

      Until we sequence a good representitive sample of Neanderthals, this is premature. You could look for mitochondrial progession, and make some judgements about that (see the complete cock-up the Eve hypothesis people made of this in the late 80's) but right now we have the genome of ONE Neanderthal. ONE!

      This is a group of people which ranged across Africa, Asia, Europe and Australia and were there for a long time. There's a lot of genetic variation possible. We don't know how much, because we have nothing to compare against.

      This is shoddy work.

    65. Re:Idle speculation by kryliss · · Score: 1

      I can't remember where I read it but dolphins are the only species, other than humans, to have sex for pleasure not just reproduction.

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    66. Re:Idle speculation by sjames · · Score: 1

      Actually, we just project our violence in more sophisticated but sometimes less civilized forms. We put people in cages, toss them out of their homes, force them to work or starve, make them submit to nudie scans, etc.

      The difference is that if the little guy offers the slightest bit of violence in return, we heap on so much additional violence (up to and including lethal force) that he usually doesn't dare.

    67. Re:Idle speculation by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      That is not true - apes do it, as well (bonobos are particularly well documented, and practice practically everything humans do, from oral sex to prostitution).

  4. But...... by wbr1 · · Score: 4, Funny

    We all know those big-eyed anime little neanderthal girls were killed of by tentacle monster rapists, thus preventing procreation!

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    1. Re:But...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Oh sure, they always blame us tentacle monsters. We're always the villains if we show up in movies at all. Have you ever stopped to think that we have feelings too?

      And feelers. Lots and lots of feelers.

    2. Re:But...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only if they are underage neanderthal girls...

    3. Re:But...... by phorm · · Score: 1

      No so convenient when said feelers - which also serve as genitalia in the tentacle-monster species - are also ones only defense against heroes with sharp/pointy weapons.

      *ouch*

    4. Re:But...... by Ol+Biscuitbarrel · · Score: 1

      "Since Neanderthals evolved at higher latitudes, more of the Neanderthal brain would have been dedicated to vision and body control, leaving less brain to deal with other functions like social networking"

      This has me picturing a group of Neanderthals sitting around sending Tweets. #urkclubmastodon

    5. Re:But...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No so convenient when said feelers - which also serve as genitalia in the tentacle-monster species - are also ones only defense against heroes with sharp/pointy weapons.

      *ouch*

      I dunno. Mine are kind of handy [sic]. Besides the obvious uses, they're good for holding and wielding my own sharp, pointy weapons. You should try it.

      And isn't it funny watching humans try to hold theirs with ... uh, theirs?

  5. Tabloid headlines by AmiMoJo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Can you please stop the tabloid headlines. "Extra Large Eyes Caused Neanderthal's Demise" would have been just fine, thanks. No need to try and sex it up with some manga girls. BTW, manga boys have big eyes too.

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    1. Re:Tabloid headlines by dabadab · · Score: 2

      Actually, "Extra Large Eyes Caused Neanderthal's Demise" is terribly tabloid in itself. It's not about the size of the eyes (eyeballs) but the percentage of the brain used for visual processing.

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    2. Re:Tabloid headlines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even if the Neanderthals used more of their brains than modern humans for visual processing that doesn't automatically mean they were less intelligent than us, as their brains were larger than ours!

      Besides, if brain size equates to intelligence, then human males are more intelligent than females, right?

    3. Re:Tabloid headlines by DFurno2003 · · Score: 1

      no need, but the choice is there. free speech lady.

    4. Re:Tabloid headlines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "Can you please stop the tabloid headlines."

      I'm glad you found something to complain about.
      There is nothing wrong with that part of the headline; it's a joke, laugh.
      Manga girls do not actually need to be aware of what the summary/article describes.
      And "sex it up with some manga girls"? Not all manga and anime is about sex.
      Large eyes allow characters to show emotions distinctly.

      "BTW, manga boys have big eyes too."

      Sure, but large eyes are a facial feature that primarily communicates physical attractiveness in women.
      While "Manga Characters Beware" would've been more politically correct, when it comes to large eyes, most people will think about women.
      You know, mascara, making eyes pop, things like that.
      Chill.

    5. Re:Tabloid headlines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even if the Neanderthals used more of their brains than modern humans for visual processing that doesn't automatically mean they were less intelligent than us, as their brains were larger than ours!

      Besides, if brain size equates to intelligence, then human males are more intelligent than females, right?

      Ever see the result of a human female trying to load a dishwasher?

    6. Re:Tabloid headlines by Junta · · Score: 1

      Basically, it all boils down to a wild ass guess. They are guessing about allocation of brain for visual processing based on measurements of eye sockets in skulls and conjecture about evolutionary response to the environment.

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    7. Re:Tabloid headlines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, "Extra Large Eyes Caused Neanderthal's Demise" is terribly tabloid in itself. It's not about the size of the eyes (eyeballs) but the percentage of the brain used for visual processing.

      Even then it's a tabloid article. There's no logical reason to assume that larger eyes means a larger amount of brain tissue. The indicator we would look for is the complexity of the eyes, and the connecting nerves, not the overall size of the eye itself. The conclusion made in the story would require access to the tissue of the eye or the brain in question.
      And a more plausible explanation is that the eye is larger to capture more light, giving them better night vision. And worse day vision. A greater ability to pick up on movement, at the cost of a reduced ability to focus on distant objects or track fine details.

  6. And that is totally not just speculation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Come on, you're ruining the value of science with that nonsense.

  7. That's quite a chain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Big eyes -> Larger region of brain devoted to sight -> smaller region of brain devoted to anything else -> Lower Intelligence -> Can't read emotions and transmit information -> Can't sew clothes properly -> Extinct.

    6 millimeters!

  8. Bigger than their stomachs? by BenSchuarmer · · Score: 3, Funny

    my mom always warned me about that

    1. Re:Bigger than their stomachs? by dcw3 · · Score: 0

      I think the humor of the parent's comment was lost on the younger generations here. I'd plus it up if I had the pts.

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    2. Re:Bigger than their stomachs? by Sigg3.net · · Score: 1

      Have people stopped saying that?

    3. Re:Bigger than their stomachs? by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      Recognizing that this is only my own experience, I haven't heard the phrase in quite some time, and even then not from someone under age 40.

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    4. Re:Bigger than their stomachs? by Sigg3.net · · Score: 1

      That is interesting. Perhaps it has just been replaced? I would want to search for research on usage/possible decline of sayings, like "hanging up on someone" on /. earlier, but my deadlines will kill me if I don't get around to those proposals due two weeks ago :P

  9. 2001 A Space Oddyssey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    .. can't get the picture of those Apes around a campfire tossing a leg bone into the sky out of my head.

  10. Poor Amanda Seyfried by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Those giant eyes are going to be her downfall during the next ice age.

  11. Just admit you dont know and get over it by MikeRT · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This difference affected their ability to innovate and socialize the way we, modern people (Homo Sapiens Sapiens) do.

    It amazes me that comments like this, with so little data to make such a conjecture, can be taken seriously by people who scoff at religion. We know slightly more about these other branches of humanity (their biology aside) than we do about the historicity and culture of Atlantis. Yet we are supposed to take for granted that we can just know, with virtually nothing known about neanderthal society, what caused them to go extinct.

    Unbelievable.

    1. Re:Just admit you dont know and get over it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      theres idiots and people that get excited over speculation in just about all potential mental archetypes.

      Course, thats only speculation.

    2. Re:Just admit you dont know and get over it by doconnor · · Score: 0

      I don't scoff at religion. To create religion you need to have a vivid imagination. Neanderthals didn't bury trinkets in their graves like Homo Sapiens did, which suggests they didn't have anything like a religion because they didn't have a very good imagination.

    3. Re:Just admit you dont know and get over it by Type44Q · · Score: 2

      It amazes me that comments like this, with so little data to make such a conjecture, can be taken seriously by people who scoff at religion.

      We can't scoff at both?? :)

      Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca (Seneca the Younger), ca. 4 BC - 65 AD

    4. Re:Just admit you dont know and get over it by RabidReindeer · · Score: 1

      I don't scoff at religion. To create religion you need to have a vivid imagination. Neanderthals didn't bury trinkets in their graves like Homo Sapiens did, which suggests they didn't have anything like a religion because they didn't have a very good imagination.

      Actually, I believe just last week a news article indicated that they did bury trinkets.

    5. Re:Just admit you dont know and get over it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It amazes me that comments like this, with so little data to make such a conjecture, can be taken seriously by people who scoff at religion.

      I have yet to meet a person who scoffs at religion, and does not understand that these stories are purely guesswork. I don't know why you think they exist. Show me one example of a single person who takes this seriously, and scoffs at religion.

    6. Re:Just admit you dont know and get over it by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      Ah, Seneca said it. Must be correct. How did he determine who the wise were, those who agreed with him?

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    7. Re:Just admit you dont know and get over it by H0p313ss · · Score: 1

      Ah, Seneca said it. Must be correct. How did he determine who the wise were, those who agreed with him?

      This might not be the original point, but if this was observed 2000 years ago by a well known Roman writer you should not be surprised when modern people make the same observation and quote him.

      This does not mean Seneca was right by definition, it just provides another datapoint to show that this is not exactly a new trend.

      (Athiests, we're everywhere, and like you're parents, we're always right!)

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    8. Re:Just admit you dont know and get over it by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      (Athiests, we're everywhere, and like you're parents, we're always right!)

      Presumably, on everything except the proper spelling of "your parents".

      Hint: "we're" = "we are". "You're" = "you are".

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    9. Re:Just admit you dont know and get over it by RogueLeaderX · · Score: 1

      This difference affected their ability to innovate and socialize the way we, modern people (Homo Sapiens Sapiens) do.

      It amazes me that comments like this, with so little data to make such a conjecture, can be taken seriously by people who scoff at religion. We know slightly more about these other branches of humanity (their biology aside) than we do about the historicity and culture of Atlantis. Yet we are supposed to take for granted that we can just know, with virtually nothing known about neanderthal society, what caused them to go extinct.

      Unbelievable.

      Actually, if you read what the scientists have to say, they're liberal with "may" and "might".

      Contrast this with someone who is certain that (insert diety here) told them to (insert action here).

    10. Re:Just admit you dont know and get over it by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      This is hardly a datapoint. It's an opinion, and his is no more (or less) valid than anyone elses.

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    11. Re:Just admit you dont know and get over it by H0p313ss · · Score: 1

      This is hardly a datapoint. It's an opinion, and his is no more (or less) valid than anyone elses.

      Yes, and like everyone else, I always express my opinion as if it were fact. :)

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    12. Re:Just admit you dont know and get over it by H0p313ss · · Score: 1

      (Athiests, we're everywhere, and like you're parents, we're always right!)

      Presumably, on everything except the proper spelling of "your parents".

      Hint: "we're" = "we are". "You're" = "you are".

      You are correct sir, you get one grammer Nazi point.

      Dyslexia, that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it. (Seriously, spelling has been my bane for 35 years, I'm surprised I make as few mistakes as I do.)

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  12. Radius vs. Diameter by PuddleBoy · · Score: 1

    I believe the article alludes to the diameter of the eyes having a 6mm difference, not the radius.

    A 6mm radial difference would be a 12mm diameter difference, which would be... practically Manga.

    1. Re:Radius vs. Diameter by narcc · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Yep. From the article:

      Ms Pearce found that Neanderthals had significantly larger eye sockets - by an average of 6mm from top to bottom.

      From the summary:

      As a consequence of having extra sized eyes, an average 6 millimeters larger in radius,

      Submitter must be a science reporter...

    2. Re:Radius vs. Diameter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eyeballs aren't spheres, so maybe 6mm top to bottom is 12mm front to back, therefore 6mm radius front to back. :)
      I doubt that's what the submitter meant though.

    3. Re:Radius vs. Diameter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep. From the article:

      Ms Pearce found that Neanderthals had significantly larger eye sockets - by an average of 6mm from top to bottom.

      From the summary:

      As a consequence of having extra sized eyes, an average 6 millimeters larger in radius,

      Submitter must be a science reporter...

      And the sad thing is, science reporters are probably the MOST accurate and precise writers you'll find today working for media outlets....

      Just remember that the next time you read a "news"paper or see anything on any "news" channel on TV.

  13. Re:Idle speculation: Size Matters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    I say BS! Neanderthals died out because the females preferred the larger penis of the Homo Sapiens.

  14. Trust Jesus! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For this is what the LORD says-- he who created the heavens, he is God; he who fashioned and made the earth, he founded it; he did not create it to be empty, but formed it to be inhabited-- he says: "I am the LORD, and there is no other.

    1. Re:Trust Jesus! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      But does he offer free pizza if it takes over 30 minutes to deliver?

  15. Big eyes versus blondness by mynameiskhan · · Score: 1

    All along we have been associating dumbness with blonde. Guess what it is the eyes. If you want your genes to be in a better place look for a narrow eyed gal/guy. They do not see well, but somehow know how to attain their goals.

  16. Breeding by Gothmolly · · Score: 4, Informative

    They were bred out - this has been shown by DNA analysis. Early homo sapiens bred with them, and the homo sapiens traits were more effective.

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  17. Demise? by theVarangian · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The last time I checked Neanderthals/Denisovans did not suffer a demise. It seems that at least some of them were absorbed by modern human populations so in a way Neanderthals/Denisovans are still around. Now if you'll excuse me I'm off to eat a dinosaur.

    1. Re:Demise? by armanox · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you'd be intrerested in a Chickenosaurus?

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  18. Re:Idle speculation: Size Matters by gl4ss · · Score: 1

    I say BS! Neanderthals died out because the females preferred the larger penis of the Homo Sapiens.

    well.. that would explain the breeding out theory.

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  19. Just so stories by mbone · · Score: 2

    Really, these are "just so stories," not much better than fairy tales. If further research revealed that the neanderthals actually had smaller eyes, then you can be sure that someone (maybe the same people) would come out with a theory that neanderthals went extinct because they couldn't see as well as humans.

    1. Re:Just so stories by Spottywot · · Score: 1

      That is what it is stated to be though, a theory. If it wasn't a theory then it would be a scientific fact, and there would be (hopefully) no need for argument. It seems a reasonable theory to explore, for instance it's known that in dogs the portion of their brain dedicated to their olfactory sense is substantially larger than that of humans and that leaves less of their brain for other purposes. I really don't understand why there is so much vitriol towards these stories about theories on /. Make a counter argument of course, healthy debate is healthy! Just don't poo-poo the whole idea cause you don't get it.

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    2. Re:Just so stories by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're using the word "theory" in an unfortunate way here. Confusingly, what is called a "theory" in colloquial English is called a "hypothesis" in scientific English, and a "theory" in scientific English is a type of structure, and usually also a scientific fact.

      It may be a useful hypothesis to explore; I think the vitriol comes when it is presented as "this is the way it was" or "this is likely the way it was" when the evidence is almost non-existent. For this particular article, a good case is made for most of the conclusions, and then it becomes speculative towards the end, grabbing conclusions from random articles in the scientific record and ending with

      "While the physical response to high latitude conditions adopted by Neanderthals may have been very effective at first, the social response developed by AMHs seems to have eventually won out in the face of the climatic instability that characterized high-latitude Eurasia at this time."

      which is very speculative - we don't know if it's social response, or disease, or violence from cro-magnons, or the homo sapiens males being so sexy that they just outbred Neanderthal males at mating with Neanderthal women, merging the species into the modern human mainline. It's estimated 70,000 Neanderthals at peak; even a low hybridization rate would easily chip away that to nothing over 7,000 years (~300 generations). If we hybridize away 1% per generation, that's down to 4% over 300 generations - from 70,000 to 2,800. If we hybridize away 2%, it's to 163 individuals; at 3%, it's 7 individuals left. At some point, inbreeding will start taking it's toll and you'll have faster loss than from the plain hybridization. You can also probably assume that the hybridization rate increase as the ratio of Neanderthals to Homo Sapiens decrease, as the choice lessens in breeding inside the race.

  20. Am I the only one? by fph+il+quozientatore · · Score: 4, Funny

    I first read that as "they were not stupid, british creatures".

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    1. Re:Am I the only one? by mdielmann · · Score: 1

      I first read that as "they were not stupid, british creatures".

      And since you could easily read that in English, you clearly aren't French.

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  21. Poster unfamiliar with manga? by Improv · · Score: 1

    Manga guys usually have big eyes too.

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    1. Re:Poster unfamiliar with manga? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Manga guys usually have big eyes too.

      Yeah, but sampling randomly from the internet, who the hell cares about THEM?

    2. Re:Poster unfamiliar with manga? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But, ya know - most of us don't masturbate to manga guys, so... the tremendous sex appeal of the article would have been partially lost.

    3. Re:Poster unfamiliar with manga? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't this /. ?
      I thought the /. was just a code for BL.
      I must be in the wrong forums.

  22. Re:Idle speculation: Size Matters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, that would be the hybrid theory the root was proposing. Pureblood neanderthal males were at a reproductive disadvantage, so hybridization won out.

  23. Hrm by papasui · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I thought it was already proven that Europeans are the ancestors of Neanderthals through DNA sequencing? And it's this very DNA responsible for a strong immune system in people with large amounts of Neanderthal DNA.

    1. Re:Hrm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Coincidentally, their former territory resembles the EU. And if one reads financial news about the EU it is rather obvious that the Neanderthals are still alive and kicking.

    2. Re:Hrm by niado · · Score: 2

      I thought it was already proven that Europeans are the ancestors of Neanderthals through DNA sequencing?

      Eh, not exactly. There is evidence to indicate that after leaving Africa, modern humans bred with Neanderthals and at least 1 other archaic species, but to call Neanderthals "the ancestors" of Europeans is somewhat inappropriate, as we share no mitochondrial DNA and the quantity of admixture is ~%4 at most.

      And it's this very DNA responsible for a strong immune system in people with large amounts of Neanderthal DNA.

      You're thinking of this story. There is evidence to indicate that some immune-system-related genes were passed from Neanderthal's etc., which gave those receiving the genes an advantage in their new environment. This would have been great at the time but doesn't effect us much now (example: sub-saharan Africans with no Neanderthal DNA don't have weaker immune systems than the rest of the world).

    3. Re:Hrm by hAckz0r · · Score: 1

      as we share no mitochondrial DNA and the quantity of admixture is ~%4 at most.

      That would only indicate that Homo Sapien women were either promiscuous or raped by Neanderthal males, and then the women raised the offspring as their own. Mitochondrial DNA is passed down directly from the mother to the child, so it basically says that Neanderthal men were not welcome in the Homo Sapien society in general, but that cross breading still happened. Whether or not Homo Sapien male DNA was shared with Neanderthal women is yet to be determined, as far as I know. It probably worked both ways but because they went extinct long ago we may never know that side of the story until we sequence more late Neanderthal period bone fragments.

    4. Re:Hrm by niado · · Score: 1

      as we share no mitochondrial DNA and the quantity of admixture is ~%4 at most.

      That would only indicate that Homo Sapien women were either promiscuous or raped by Neanderthal males, and then the women raised the offspring as their own. Mitochondrial DNA is passed down directly from the mother to the child, so it basically says that Neanderthal men were not welcome in the Homo Sapien society in general, but that cross breading still happened.

      That's a possible theory, and cultural factors surely had an impact on hybridization between the two groups. However, it is also likely that only male Neanderthal's mating with modern human females were able to produce fertile offspring. The absence of Neanderthal Mitochondrial DNA seems unlikely to have been due to cultural factors alone.

    5. Re:Hrm by careysub · · Score: 1

      as we share no mitochondrial DNA and the quantity of admixture is ~%4 at most.

      That would only indicate that Homo Sapien women were either promiscuous or raped by Neanderthal males, and then the women raised the offspring as their own. Mitochondrial DNA is passed down directly from the mother to the child, so it basically says that Neanderthal men were not welcome in the Homo Sapien society in general, but that cross breading still happened....

      What?! The evidence is consistent with Neanderthal men being welcome in Anatomically Modern Human society, but not Neanderthal women!

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    6. Re:Hrm by jc42 · · Score: 1

      What?! The evidence is consistent with Neanderthal men being welcome in Anatomically Modern Human society, but not Neanderthal women!

      Yeah, that would be consistent with no Neanderthal mtDNA being present in modern humans. But there's a more likely scenario that would explain it than who's "welcome".

      Consider that in all current humans societies (and in primates in general), the standard of "beauty" is large and muscular for males, but smaller and agile for females. Then look at the general form of the Neanderthals and the Cro Magnons.

      In one case, you have a big, towering hulk of a Neanderthal man facing a slight, graceful Cro Magnon female. Aside from any question of skin color, they're both looking at their idea of a really sexy person of the other sex. In the other case, you have a big, chunky, dominant-looking Neanderthal female facing a slender, graceful Cro Magnon man smaller than her. Neither of them sees their image of a great sex partner.

      So, questions of societal acceptance might be interesting, but the real question of sexual attraction would favor the male Neanderthal with the female Cro Magnon. They'd both want to violate their social group's prejudices to get together and, uh, enjoy each other's company. And their children would have Cro Magnon mtDNA.

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  24. Re:Idle speculation: Size Matters by pnutjam · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yeah, back then they used to wrap them around their waist, unfortunately all the interbreeding with small peni'ed Neanderthal has left us with the 10 inches we have today. (Doesn't everyone else have 10 inches?)

  25. You know you want to... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...cue in the asian jokes (if you are one of those that find it funny to call someone smart as in smarter than you of course).

    1. Re:You know you want to... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just thought of the Japanese Word of the Week on youtube. mmmmmmmmm

  26. I need better eyes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because I read: "Yet, they were not stupid, *british* creatures as portrayed..."

    1. Re:I need better eyes by JeanCroix · · Score: 2

      Careful. According to TFA, better eyes can make you go extinct.

  27. strange theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This theory only works if there was a barrier in the size of the skull so either the eyes or the brain could use the given space.

    A little smaller ability to live in larger groups makes a big difference...

  28. Brain Size == Simplistic Drivel by repetty · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Equating intelligence with brain size has always been both stupid and puzzling to me, particularly since there's no good evidence to support it that can't be countered by contra-evidence that at least as good or better.

    1. Re:Brain Size == Simplistic Drivel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed. I am unsure if it is perspective but the Neanderthal brain cast in the video looked larger than the human one. From then on it just goes further into conjecture and hypothesis. Unless there is some lucky find of caveman brain tissue this is unverifiable.

      Maybe I should just ask a sperm whale or an elephant because my tiny monkey brain just seems unable to get this.

    2. Re:Brain Size == Simplistic Drivel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spoken like a true small-brain.

    3. Re:Brain Size == Simplistic Drivel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Equating intelligence with brain size has always been both stupid and puzzling to me, particularly since there's no good evidence to support it that can't be countered by contra-evidence that at least as good or better.

      I used to believe the same thing but I found some good studies that appeared to prove a correlation between brain mass and intelligence.

      I don't have time to lookup the studies now.

    4. Re:Brain Size == Simplistic Drivel by dcw3 · · Score: 1
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    5. Re:Brain Size == Simplistic Drivel by Sedated2000 · · Score: 1

      Every time someone brings up brain size as an indicator of intelligence I have to remind them of primordial dwarfism. These people certainly have intelligence as some are in advanced classes in school, despite their brains being quite small.

    6. Re:Brain Size == Simplistic Drivel by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      You've apparently failed at reading comprehension:

      Although the overall size and asymmetrical shape of Einstein’s brain were normal...

      The structure of his brain was odd, which may have had something to do with how he thought (or not, there isn't enough evidence to say conclusively), but he certainly didn't have a large brain.

      Also, as noted by another poster below, primordial dwarfism seems to shatter the idea that what matters for intelligence is pure brain size.

      I don't remember where I heard/read this, but my understanding is that what matters is the ratio of brain size to body size. The larger the relative size of the brain, the smarter the animal. This fits with the idea of primordial dwarfism, where individuals have brains half the size of their peers or smaller but are no less intelligent, on average.

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    7. Re:Brain Size == Simplistic Drivel by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      You've apparently failed at reading comprehension:

      Sigh, and you've apparently passed training at being a jackass.

      If you'd read the link, you would have noticed that it also stated:
      Scientific studies have suggested that regions involved in speech and language are smaller, while regions involved with numerical and spatial processing are larger.
      This directly contradicts your statement, not regarding overall brain size, but about the parts that made Einstein the genius that he was.

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  29. Actually they went extinct because... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...they partied too hard. I know this because.

  30. The underlying message by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This racist article offers the underlying message that Africans are smarter than Europeans, and are therefore superior. The article itself is based on assumptions, speculation, and is short on facts, as well.

    There is almost no evidence that the size of the brain dictates intelligence or problem solving ability, and most theories along these lines have been thoroughly debunked in modern times.

    The article is just a bunch of white-hating racist bullshit.

    1. Re:The underlying message by Maritz · · Score: 1

      You're the only comment I've seen saying this, and I've read through most of them. That should hint at something about you, and it's not something good. Try not to obsess so much about race or indeed project your obsession. All racism is bad, but whites have less to complain about in that respect, overall. Bear that in mind.

      Aside from that, I agree that the article and its conclusions are bollocks. Eye size does not necessarily say anything about the layout of the cortices in the brain.

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  31. You make Grug cry by Looker_Device · · Score: 2

    Grug mom say Grug look cool. Grug may no have fancy sewn clothes, but Grug have feelings.

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    1. Re:You make Grug cry by kaizendojo · · Score: 1

      Grug may not be smart, but Grug know what love is....

    2. Re:You make Grug cry by JeanCroix · · Score: 3, Funny

      Baby, no hurt Grug.

    3. Re:You make Grug cry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No more. What is Grug?

    4. Re:You make Grug cry by kaizendojo · · Score: 1

      That really question. Grug not man? If prick Grug, Grug not bleed?

      Grug just pawn in game life...

  32. Hobbits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... practically Manga

    or Hobbits!

  33. While size does matter... by Dcnjoe60 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    While size does matter, larger eye sockets does not automatically mean more of their brain was used for processing visual stimuli. For that to be valid, one would need to know what the size of the pupil and retina was, not the eye socket. It is quite possible that Neanderthals has more muscular eyes, just like they had more muscular bodies, but the actual visual portion of their eyes, the part that actually sees, was not significantly different than homo sapiens. Another explanation could also be that when Neanderthal developed, during the ice age, light levels were lower in the climates that they inhabited and the larger eyes were an adaptation, which again would not indicate more of their brain was used to process visual stimuli, but instead the larger eye was simply to enable more light gathering capability than their ancestors near the equator.

    Without having an actual Neanderthal brains and eyes to examine, one cannot simply make this determination simply based on the size of the eye socket.

    1. Re:While size does matter... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Any other problem is brain density. Now I would think neanderthal brains would/could be denser because they came from cold climates where denser brains would have more natural cooling then those how came from African plains. Now interestingly, there are many studies that show a direct connection between degree of skin darkness and intelligence and assuming that it's not due to socioeconomic factors. Melanin production may be link to brain development.

    2. Re:While size does matter... by hAckz0r · · Score: 1
      Agreed, and there is also the fact that the neural network at the back of the retina does preprocessing of the image information, so that the brain is not taxed with that task. A larger retina also allows for a larger neural net to process the same basic amount of information. Just because the retina is larger does not mean there are more rods and cones thus increasing the amount of data needed to be processed by the brain. A larger image does not equal a higher fidelity image!

      This theory seems very subjective given the limited amount of information on hand needed to show a direct cause and effect relationship necessitating their extinction. If so, why are these animals not extinct then?

      Pugs
      Owls
      Owl Monkey
      Tarsier
      Bush Baby
      Slender Loris
      Goats
      Chameleons & Geckos
      Dragonfly
      Colossal squid
      Stalk eyed fly
      Spookfish
      Ogre faced spider
      Mantis shrimp
      Gharials
      Hippos

  34. Manga big...eyes?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Open slashdot (click-click)
    Ok. New article...Big manga ... YES! (CLick)
    WTF?? It's about their eyes !??

  35. Still a lot of evolving to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Human beings still have a lot of evolving to do. Specifically, until we finally abandon coercion (meaning violence or threat thereof) as the primary tool of social organization, and until coercion is strictly relegated to self-defense, we are no more than clever brutes. I believe that if an intelligent species is to evolve past the critical point of capable self-destruction, they have no choice but to abandon the concept of a special "right" to employ coercion as the means to progress (which all government is founded on). To clarify, at some point in our future (thousands of years from now), human society will either abandon this primitive relic from the animal kingdom (coercion as the defining point of society), or we will go extinct, never having graduated from the animal kingdom which created us.

    1. Re:Still a lot of evolving to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Natural evolution is an unguided process, as such it has no goals, therefore we don't have any evolving to do.

      Personally I am of the opinion that natural human evolution will end by the end of the 22nd century at the latest, by that time all new humans will be genetically engineered. Instead of relying on chance to pass the best genes from parents to their offspring, parents will engineer the embryo to have the best genes at least for the most important attributes, and in some cases, modified genes to prevent heritable diseases being passed on.

  36. A waste of time and money. by goruka · · Score: 1

    This research is pure prejudice and a waste of taxpayer's money. The scientists should have waited a little more and ask the neanderthal directly.

  37. Neanderthal Parallax indeed... by The+Night+Watchman · · Score: 1

    Suck it, Robert J. Sawyer!

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  38. Precious Moments by tepples · · Score: 1

    It's not just Asians. Western "cute" imagery, such as Precious Moments and Love Is, also has fairly large eyes. On the one hand, the characters in Precious Moments are super-deformed, meaning their heads are so big (roughly 38% of body height) that they can hold a bigger brain. On the other hand, such a bigger brain would need stronger neck muscles and take a lot of energy.

    1. Re:Precious Moments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Western "cute" imagery, such as Precious Moments [feedio.net] and Love Is [loveisfan.com], also has fairly large eyes

      Not to mention Disney, which is where Japan imported the big-eyes look from in the first place

  39. Head size by tepples · · Score: 1

    This theory only works if there was a barrier in the size of the skull

    There are three barriers. In no particular order, they are how big of a head the neck muscles can hold up, how much energy the digestive system can supply to a larger brain, and how big the hole in mommy's hips has to be in order to let baby's head through. Too big and one ends up like Pop-Tarts boy.

  40. Ben Bova had the Best Explanation by thomasw_lrd · · Score: 2

    I like Ben Bova's explanations better in his series of Orion's books. Basically, these superevolved humans created a special killer called Orion, and he teleports a bunch of Genghis Khan's men back in time to kill all the dinosaurs and the Neanderthals. The Neanderthals were actually smarter than humans, but lacked that killer instinct of the Mongols.

  41. They lacked a pitching arm for projectile weapons by stkpogo · · Score: 1

    They would have been masters of the club and hand spear. Creating a barrier to other migrating humans, until the humans developed a throwing ability for spears and ? Then they became the hunted and lost out from a early arms race.
    http://phys.org/news151326825.html

  42. The Neanderthal Parallax by Psion · · Score: 1

    "When the last Ice Age set on 28,000 years ago, Neanderthals had no sewn clothes and no large organized groups to rely on each other, hastening their fall. "

    Ha! Take that, Robert J. Sawyer!

    1. Re:The Neanderthal Parallax by c0lo · · Score: 1

      "When the last Ice Age set on 28,000 years ago, Neanderthals had no sewn clothes and no large organized groups to rely on each other, hastening their fall. "

      You mean... they were libertarian individualists?

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  43. But that's the way I want it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is good! Its makes sure that I can convince my Manga Girl to stay with me (because if she gets too smart, she might decide she can do better than me). Plus, if she does catch the eye of some Manga Guy, I can say, honesty "Him? He's dumber than me. Why would you want that? Come here and get back into bed with me."

    1. Re:But that's the way I want it! by Maritz · · Score: 1

      (because if she gets too smart, she might decide she can do better than me).

      How smart does she need to be to figure that out? Come on, now. ;)

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  44. Must be early by cshark · · Score: 1

    I read brutish as British.

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    1. Re:Must be early by LaggedOnUser · · Score: 1

      "In such condition there is...continual fear and danger of violent death, and the life of man, solitary, poor, nasty, British, and short." (Thomas Hobbes, author of Leviathan, and one of our nasty brutish ancestors)

  45. Well, yeah, we all knew beholders were nasty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Guess the Neanderthals weren't smart enough to avoid them.

  46. Article is brain-dead by Vreejack · · Score: 1

    Since the visual region of a species' brain will tend to grow to be exactly as large as it needs to be, I do not see how this would lead to cannibalization of other organs. What is important is whether or not the other organs of the brain exist in the first place. Once they do exist, natural selection will tend to expand them appropriately. The notion that birth canal places a limit on the size of the human brain, implying a competition for space in the skull, does not appear to be correct. There is nothing limiting the width of the birth canal, which is free to adapt to the size of newborn skulls. Therefor the only thing limiting the size of our brains is our metabolism. We have a smaller occipital region in our skulls than neanderthals because we have smaller retinas. If neanderthals have not been able to keep up with us cognitively it is because either they were unlucky, or they lacked some of the specialized organs of the brain that we possess.
    It is true that having more brain mass for any reason will require more nutrition, but the fact that neandertals had larger eyes in the first place suggests that it was adaptive, and gave them an advantage. Where the article really falls flat on its face is that on the one hand it argues that the expanded neanderthal visual system is adaptive (else why would they have it?) and on the other hand it argues that the expanded neanderthal visual system is non-adaptive. You cannot have it both ways. If having more visual power was not adaptive then selection pressure would have favored smaller eyes and more energy spent on the rest of the brain.

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    1. Re:Article is brain-dead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They lived in the dark northern Europe for way longer than us, and they didn't invent electric lights.

      Simplest explanation is they had larger eyes for the same reason that cats have reflective eyes: To be able to see better in the dark.

    2. Re:Article is brain-dead by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 1

      There is nothing limiting the width of the birth canal

      Wait what? I don't believe that. It is estimated that historically 1/100 childbirths resulted in the death of the mother (not even counting death of the child). Granted not all of those deaths are the result of a narrow birth canal, but even if only a fraction of them were, that would be a HUGE evolutionary pressure.

      If there were no limits, then we would not be seeing so many deaths as a result of narrow birth canals. So there MUST be something limiting it. My understanding is that the limit is because when you get any larger, it began to significantly impact womens' walking gait and hip joint complications.

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    3. Re:Article is brain-dead by shadowrat · · Score: 1

      The existence of a trait in a species doesn't automatically mean it's beneficial though. It just means that you, as a species are not dying of the trait. Neanderthal eyes could have been 30mm just because of random mutation. They had functioning eyes and a pretty good brain. They were strong and they filled a niche in the ecosystem fine...

      ... until some other mutation made some competition for them. That's pressure.

      still seems a bit tenuous to claim that the species departure is based on just eyes though.

  47. Neanderthals were killed off by Cromagnon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    more likely cause: larger eyes were easier to gouge out with rudimentary weapons.

    Survival of the fittest, or in our case the most warlike.

  48. Re:Idle speculation: Size Matters by ickleberry · · Score: 0

    I do anyway! Assume most do unless they were malnourished growing up

  49. Diet by hemo_jr · · Score: 1

    More convincing is that the Neanderthal metabolism required more meat. They were not as omnivorous as H Sap. Neanderthals suffered and lost children when H Sap flourished and had many. They were out-competed that way.

  50. ruh oh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Conspiracy theory rant from usenet's own Cleve Blakemore in 3... 2... 1...

  51. Homo sapiens sapiens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know it's silly to be the biological equivalent of a grammar Nazi, but species and subspecies epithets like "sapiens" are not capitalized. Only the genus epithet is capitalized, and all parts of a species name should be italicized (it's Latin). Thus: Homo sapiens sapiens, Homo sapiens neanderthalensis (or Homo neanderthalensis if you regard it as a species rather than subspecies). It's not *that* hard to write biological species names correctly. It would be nice if journalists didn't get it wrong all the fricking time.

  52. Forgetting something by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Human society is organized through violence -- just as in the animal kingdom. It's just that human beings are better at sweeping it under the carpet, or pretending it doesn't exist ("government by the people"). If government was by and for the people, then logically, government wouldn't need guns.

    Remember the objective definition of government: it is the organization holding a monopoly on the "right" to employ violence as a means. Everthing government does is founded on either violence or the threat of violence. Government is ubiquitous in human society, and therefore, violence is ubiquitous in human society.

    Putting it in the proper context, the fact that human beings show less frequency of visible violence than their closest relatives in the animal kingdom isn't exactly a call for celebration.

    1. Re:Forgetting something by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Human society is organized to minimize violence...

      There, fixed that for you.

    2. Re:Forgetting something by bzipitidoo · · Score: 2

      There's more to life than competition through violence. Societies organized to solve various problems, only one of which was the problem of how to improve at meting out violence. Ancient societies created irrigation systems, built cities and monuments, kept records, did exploration and research, appeased the gods, and made decisions.

      Possibly the ancient society closest to your thinking was the Assyrian Empire. They subjugated all their neighbors through violence. Consequently, they were despised. When they lost their grip, their subjects destroyed them. Violent oppression just does not work for long.

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    3. Re:Forgetting something by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My point was that we are all subject to violent oppression, only we pretend that it doesn't exist, or that it "doesn't affect me". Yet, as long as coercive authority dominates human society -- which it does -- violence (or threat thereof) is necessarily ubiquitous. Just as it is in the animal kingdom.

    4. Re:Forgetting something by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Human states are organized to minimize dissent of the sheeple against the shepherds and sheepledogs. Violence of the State and its thugs is fine. States aren't actually societies either. Communities never break along lines on maps unless physically barred from contact.

    5. Re:Forgetting something by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Ancient societies created irrigation systems, built cities and monuments, kept records, did exploration and research, appeased the gods, and made decisions."

      All of which occurred once stability was maintained after periods of - violence.

      How many of those societies built those things after they cleared out/killed off other societies?

    6. Re:Forgetting something by Maritz · · Score: 2

      OK so government - bad, justice system - bad. Got it. The right to use violence should be universal.

      Removing tongue from cheek for a sec so as to make sure I'm not stabbing a straw man - are you merely saying "it's a shame we need government and a justice system"? If so I guess I agree.

      If you're saying that removing people's "right" to violence is somehow tyrannical I'd have to say you were a nut case. ;)

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  53. Such large eyes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and they still didn't see it coming.

  54. Group theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    FTA: "If you live in a larger group, you need a larger brain in order to process all those extra relationships." So that's why blackbirds have such enormous brains!

  55. That's not the complete nature of the brain by erroneus · · Score: 3

    That the human brain generally works a particular way is no indication of how the neanderthal brain worked.

    We know, for example (thanks to a slashdot story) that a man with like 1/4th of a brain's normal volume (http://news.softpedia.com/news/A-Quarter-Brained-Man-60542.shtml) can lead a pretty normal life. We also know that brains route around damage and adapt. So what is it with this obsessive belief that brain size is equated with X, Y and Z of intelligence and behavior?

    While the article presents an interesting hypothesis which fits in with why humans would have dominated neanderthals (better group behavior/communications), it can't really be said for sure based on the size of the eyes. There's a WHOLE lot of assumption and speculation going on there.

    I find it interesting that the notion of being "really smart" (based on brain size) but without good communication skills. This would imply they were effectively advanced apes... unable to learn from one another, but able to learn on their own and through mimmickry. (No stored knowledge means no building or accumulation of knowledge.)

    1. Re:That's not the complete nature of the brain by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      One recent documentary I watched, can't remember the name, gave a good deal of evidence that Neanderthals were at least as smart as humans, and gave a similar theory for why humans "won", but for an entirely different reason.

      Their theory was based on the attachment point for the trachea to the skull. In Neanderthals the shape was such that it would have forced the larynx to be a particular shape or position which would have precluded the level of vocal agility we enjoy, and therefore the complex verbal communication we developed. Thus, cultural adaptations and communal knowledge spread much slower for Neanderthals than humans.

      The communication theory makes a lot of sense to me, considering the fact that there is a lot of evidence suggesting Neanderthals were bigger, stronger, and just as smart as modern humans. Less effective communication is just the sort of thing that could really muck things up for the Neanderthals, and allow us to "win".

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    2. Re:That's not the complete nature of the brain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...a man with like 1/4th of a brain's normal volume (http://news.softpedia.com/news/A-Quarter-Brained-Man-60542.shtml) can lead a pretty normal life. We also know that brains route around damage and adapt. So what is it with this obsessive belief that brain size is equated with X, Y and Z of intelligence and behavior?

      You neglected to mention that this man had an IQ of 75.

    3. Re:That's not the complete nature of the brain by Sigg3.net · · Score: 1

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  56. The true question by Milharis · · Score: 1

    I think the true question is : could they see better than us with those bigger eyes?
    The rest seems to be wild conjectures.

  57. Re:Idle speculation: Size Matters by MightyYar · · Score: 2

    Of course they're malnourished, look how small their trunk is! They probably have to eat with their hands. Gross.

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  58. Neanderthals were smart and unemotional- geeks! by mark_reh · · Score: 1

    OK, smaller eyes and more emotional brains allowed us to socialize and survive, but what explains our recent stupefaction, and how much longer can we last?

  59. Re:Idle speculation: Size Matters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, you're wrong. They brought home a copy of Kama Sutra and their Neanderthal husbands used it to wipe their asses. However, the pretty little blond guy down the mountain at the trade camp - he read the book and showed her the meaning of "it is not the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean."

  60. To hell with your "science" by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 1

    Anyone who's seen the movie Speed knows Neanderthal DNA is still with us. Google for pics of that bus driver. If he had a club instead of a steering wheel, he could get a job in a museum as a stand-in.

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  61. Re:Idle speculation: Size Matters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think you're suffering from a bit of confusion on how to convert between units of measure. As 1cm does not equal 1in, your 10cm member is not 10 inches in length.

  62. emotion by Msdose · · Score: 0

    The bigger eyes allowed them to more readily discern the emotional state of others. This mode of communication made it unnecessary to develop language. They were outcompeted by our species because language gave us technological superiority.

  63. Big-eyed manga girls == Flies?! by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

    Manga guys usually have big eyes too.

    Yeah, but from what I've seen (I'm not a manga/anime fanatic), I've noticed that when they do go too far with the "big eyes == cute" anime thing, (especially with overly "cutesy" and/or soft-porn oriented pictures), it's with the pictures of girls and woman.

    It's true that larger eyes -> protectiveness-inducing attractiveness up to a point. But aside from the fact that overdoing this can have a "too much" saccharin effect, some of those pictures go beyond that, and (to me) the eyes are so large they start to lose their stylised "human" connection and edge into freakish, alien and almost insectoid/fly-like territory.

    Examples; here and especially here (possibly NSFW)

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    1. Re:Big-eyed manga girls == Flies?! by tepples · · Score: 1

      But aside from the fact that overdoing this can have a "too much" saccharin effect, some of those pictures go beyond that, and (to me) the eyes are so large they start to lose their stylised "human" connection and edge into freakish, alien and almost insectoid/fly-like territory.

      Are Precious Moments figurines just saccharine, or do they cross the line into freakish to you?

    2. Re:Big-eyed manga girls == Flies?! by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      Are Precious Moments figurines [ibsrv.net] just saccharine, or do they cross the line into freakish to you?

      Taken at face value (or rather, appearance), I'd say they were somewhat saccharin, but they don't have particularly large eyes compared to even moderately-cute manga styling, let alone the OTT second example I linked to.

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  64. Societal structure by sjbe · · Score: 1

    No other species has built as complex of a societal structure to compare with.

    Citation needed. I've seen this argument before and I've never seen any real analysis to back up the assertion. Mostly it sounds simply like puffery on our part when we claim this. Complexity is a difficult thing to measure. We have some unique abilities and out societal structure is indeed complex but we barely understand the societal structure of most other animals so it really is difficult to make comparisons that are meaningful.

    1. Re:Societal structure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are capable of sending a multi-part, complex compound message using synthetically created materials and artificially created and controlled lightning through a series of mined, refined, and distributed metallic structures that flow through more constructs all which are more intelligent than the totality of specie's mean just so potentially millions of your own kind spread across the entire planet can accept that message and you are telling me that you need a citation proving that no other species has as complex of a social structure?

      Fucking hell!

      When another species can communicate complex compound thoughts (more than HEY!! There are flowers that way!!!!!) to thousands of their own kind over thousands of kilometers, then we might be able to have a complex compound social interaction about how you might, vaguely have a point.

    2. Re:Societal structure by The+Grim+Reefer · · Score: 1

      No other species has built as complex of a societal structure to compare with.

      Citation needed. I've seen this argument before and I've never seen any real analysis to back up the assertion. Mostly it sounds simply like puffery on our part when we claim this. Complexity is a difficult thing to measure. We have some unique abilities and out societal structure is indeed complex but we barely understand the societal structure of most other animals so it really is difficult to make comparisons that are meaningful.

      Perhaps you could pull your head out of your ass for just a minute or two? If you take a look around and still feel a citation is required, I suggest you leave your computer behind when you return your head to its normal rectal location.

    3. Re:Societal structure by Maritz · · Score: 1

      Doesn't need a citation really. It's obvious as hell. Show me the termite equivalent of philosophy of science or any other long running institution. Our societal structure is complex enough to require vast amounts of record keeping. Everyone has a name, and often a history of their interactions with each other and with the state. Ants don't get death certificates. Neither do they have a justice system.

      For me, it's quite plain that the onus of evidence would be on someone to show a non-human societal structure than is comparable. Whether you can quantitatively show it (human society being more complex) isn't very relevant, it's all there in the qualitative. Might as well say you see no evidence that humans are more intelligent than animals and how the hell do you measure intelligence anyway.

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    4. Re:Societal structure by sjbe · · Score: 1

      Doesn't need a citation really. It's obvious as hell.

      I'm afraid it isn't. It seems logical and might even be true but that is a long way from being a proven fact. I'm not saying you are wrong necessarily but I can say for certain that your assertion is quite ill defined (define complexity) and lacks sufficient data to be taken at face value.

      Show me the termite equivalent of philosophy of science or any other long running institution.

      That is merely one form of complexity. There are many others. Furthermore to prove that termites lack some version of such philosophies (or have ones that we lack) we would need to be able to communicate with them. Since we cannot do so, our ability to evaluate the complexity of their society in that particular manner is significantly limited. There is much we can observe but even more that we miss. I have several dogs and I can communicate with them on a basic level, far better than with most animals. However I miss a tremendous amount of their communication and social cues - undoubtedly far more than I manage to glean by observation.

      Ants don't get death certificates.

      Neither does a huge percentage of the human population. Furthermore just because ants don't do things the same way we do, it does not logically follow that their way of doing things is less complex.

      Neither do they have a justice system.

      Are you sure of that? It is easily demonstrable that other social creatures engage in conduct that could be considered akin to a justice system.

      For me, it's quite plain that the onus of evidence would be on someone to show a non-human societal structure than is comparable.

      Doesn't work that way. My claim is that we do not know. Further I claim that the term "complexity" is quite vague and needs clarification before meaningful comparisons can be made. You are the one who is claiming definitively that humans have the more complex society which is an assertion requiring evidence and thus the burden of proof is on you. I will concede that you may very well be correct but the matter is hardly an established fact.

    5. Re:Societal structure by sjbe · · Score: 1

      You are capable of sending a multi-part, ..... and you are telling me that you need a citation proving that no other species has as complex of a social structure?

      That is correct. Intelligence != Complexity.

      When another species can communicate complex compound thoughts (more than HEY!! There are flowers that way!!!!!) to thousands of their own kind over thousands of kilometers, then we might be able to have a complex compound social interaction about how you might, vaguely have a point.

      This is a tired argument. The fact that they have not developed an internet does not mean what they are doing and saying is not complex. Animals other than humans demonstrably communicate complex messages, sometimes over very long distances. Whale songs have been shown to travel well over 1000km. Hell my dogs can communicate with me (not even their own species) whether they are tired, want to play, hungry, need to go out, scared, happy, angry. My dogs organize games, coordinate movements of other species (I have border collies), can leave messages (markings), can navigate complex obstacle courses, and more. All this and I barely understand their social structure.

    6. Re:Societal structure by infinite.intimation · · Score: 1

      Quote: "Hell my dogs can communicate with me (not even their own species) whether they are tired, want to play, hungry, need to go out, scared, happy, angry."

      Do you? Do they? Or do you simply choose to read signals as "telling" you these things (all of which may be mollified by similar responses [comfort/food/attention]. Dogs and humans are very good at picking up cues. Picking up communication cues is not the totality of complexity? Is it? You are right in saying terms ought to be defined. We don't know if it is you reading into your dogs actions (another argument for impressive human complexity, that *you* are reading the cues of another speices, but granted, dogs are pretty neat, and likely have great potential for advancing as a species).

      That dogs are domesticated more than some 'other' arbitrary animal species, and that this facilitates empathic, or communicative actions between you and it, does not tell us who is reading what.

      I mean, yeah, "comparing" animals and humans isn't very interesting or useful, or fruitful, but you said yourself, humans are vastly complex, have complex societies, global interconnections (without even getting to the internet, the electronics, the secondary encoding of information [beyond biological signalling, like pheromones, vocal chord vibrations, color changes, enlarged genitals etc.,]

      You could say that ants have many of the elements of a "civilization" that I listed a few comments up... but is there global connectivity, with instant transmission of information between ants across the planet? So, right there, we have the same elements as they do, and then we add layers on top of that... and ants have some of the most complex social structures we know of in other groups of life. This leads also to the base idea that "we study ants, they cannot study us", this may be because of "on being the right size"... stimulus response is not all of complexity.

      They seem like maybe the most likely for global complexity, or maybe more-so microscopic organisms (the communication between bacteriological cells inside humans, the "threshold" communication system that scientists have seen in bacteria are fascinating examples of a complexity) microscopic lifeforms are perhaps the ones that most likely have some "invisible" organizational supra-structure... but yeah, fantasy and sci-fi, or 'gaian' hypotheticals.

      It's pretty complex, human society is. I mean, yes, it is possible that we live in a "toy story" like world where animals talk and have societies, and complex global networks in 'secret', we just aren't looking... but that could be puffin-ery.

      Humans for absolutely certain have complex societies, and have had for incredible lengths of time. Have gone to space, have chosen to imprison those who threaten stability of collectives of humans, rather than eating them, or killing them by tearing them apart.

      We then have a complexity to debate whether it is actually *more* decent to tear someone apart on the spot, or to leave them languishing in those prisons just described.

      I guess I just think yes, "it could be puffery"... animals may have complexities we have yet to see, but people are responding to what seemed like "well, humans actually suck, because MAYBE other species are more complex than we know"... dismissing or demeaning the complexity that is evident and right before you (while I agree, there *may* be complexity we may be blind to).

      Complexity might be "taking techne beyond biology", or it might be a "communication" thing, or social order thing, or... all of that, and more, there are MANY complexities... so yeah, dolphins, possibly using tools, and possibly teaching others to use them? Or migratory pathways, or the salmon navigating back "home", yes, Complexity... but beyond base complexity? Not really, certainly not "more" than humans doing the same things, magnets in the beaks of birds or not, it isn't complex, just not fully explained; humans

    7. Re:Societal structure by infinite.intimation · · Score: 1

      Doesn't work that way. My claim is that we do not know.

      Fair enough. Your point uses valid logic, and makes sense. You are really just recognizing "one of the many areas we don't know enough about, and could know more about", a useful thing to do. Agreed that discussion of "more" or "less" complexity is boring, pointless, the territory of vague, ill-defined positions, and the stomping ground of people with axes to grind (both in the "animals are mysterious, how do they work, better than humans magic", and on the other side, "humans are the ultimate end point and pinnacle of 'evolution'... both being goofy oversimplifications. I read your comment at first as being an ode to "mystery of what we don't know about animals", which is not very interesting.

      What you were saying was more interesting.

      But what you initially responded to was:

      "No other species has built as complex of a societal structure to compare with."
      Which, within it, defines complexity as societal structures. And also recognizes the whole "[impossible] to compare with". You were sort of responding to a straw man (who does exist, but was not in the comment you responded to).
      Ants get death certificates. Ant death certificates are little puffs of chemical release.

  65. Ice age when? by gr8_phk · · Score: 1

    When the last Ice Age set on 28,000 years ago

    Ummm dude, it ended about 10,000 years ago and was a 100K year event. Where does this 28,000 come from?

  66. Our survival traits by RoboJ1M · · Score: 1

    "By contrast, the larger frontal brain regions of Homo sapiens led to the fashioning of warmer clothes and the development of larger social networks."

    Onesies and Facebook allowed us to beat Neanderthals!

    Did they only have sweaters and myspace then?

  67. Re:Idle speculation: Size Matters by careysub · · Score: 1

    This is a theory we know is wrong. If it were true there would be lots of Neanderthal mitochondrial DNA (passed on by the mother to her daughters) in the modern human population. Instead there is none (http://www.plosgenetics.org/article/info:doi/10.1371/journal.pgen.1002947).

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  68. Cro Magnon was a different species than Homo sapie by mschuyler · · Score: 1

    "they were very, very smart, but not quite in the same league as the Homo Sapiens of Cromagnon."

    Apparently these guys are under the impression that Cro Magnon and Homo sapiens were different soecies. Either that or the BBC is "interpreting" the news for us again.

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  69. The neanderthals interbred with cromagnon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It had nothing to do with eyes. Several populations around the world have quantifiable amounts of Neanderthal genetics. Why not actually educate yourself before posting schmegma?

  70. yeah but.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If smaller eyes were so much better then how come nature didn't select for them in Neanderthals?

  71. large eyesockets by MrDiablerie · · Score: 1

    So what the article is telling me is that neanderthals looked like a stockier version of Gollum...

  72. Why Grandma what Big Eyes you have by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can't believe no one caught that allegory.

  73. Makes sense... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Liking manga/anime is already a sign of a deficient brain, so this all fits.

  74. Drop a rock by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So much bullshit! They are extinct because they got a rock dropped on them. All species that are local or are located a distance from the equator will become extinct. If you are local and there is an impact near where you are, guess what, you are now extinct. If you live far south or far north and there is a super volcano or a big impact, guess what, you are now extinct.

  75. Re:Idle speculation: Size Matters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i tell you.. these Neanderthals were brutish savages...

  76. Re:They lacked a pitching arm for projectile weapo by Maritz · · Score: 1

    I read (probably on Wiki) that their population peak was around 70,000. Obviously that'd have to be taken with a major grain of salt, but given we're talking about continental Europe, 70,000 doesn't sound like a barrier to much. You could walk around for months and see fuck all. ;)

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  77. FTA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who the hell said homo sapiens are smart? What hole does the author live in?

  78. They didn't become extinct by TheRealDevTrash · · Score: 0

    They are a part of us. Sheesh. Why do people still get this wrong?

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  79. The Silk Code by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    for more speculation on the fate of Neanderthals, see The Silk Code

  80. larger eyes...google glass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder if google glass will lead down the same path to extinction

  81. Re:They lacked a pitching arm for projectile weapo by stkpogo · · Score: 1

    Humans didn't move in and thrive until they had a weapon advantage. It's takes more than a walk around to thrive in a occupied territory. Any competitors would have been hunted down and eliminated over the years or decades. Then with better weapons, the tables were turned.

  82. Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That sounds as crazy as we came from a Monkey.

    1. Re:Really? by jc42 · · Score: 1

      That sounds as crazy as we came from a Monkey.

      Yeah, both are basically silly misunderstandings of the well-documented phylogenetic tree. We didn't evolve from monkeys; living monkeys are a separate branch, or rather two, the New World and Old World monkeys, with us apes a third branch of the primate tree.

      Similarly, the most likely explanation of what happened to the Neanderthals is that they interbred with the Cro Magnon invaders, and we're the descendants of the hybrids. Actually, it's likely that there was little gene flow back into Africa, and it's just the non-African branches of the human tree that have Neanderthal genes, but we'll have to wait a while to really verify (or disprove) that conjecture.

      This is a sort of logical failure that we humans seem to be prone to. Another similar example came out a few years ago, when DNA studies led to the conclusion that roughly 20-25% the US population has "Native American" ancestry. It's pretty much the same story, with the documented history of slaughter and plagues wiping out the "natives", while on the sidelines the invaders were quietly hooking up with the natives and producing little hybrid babies.

      Similarly, it's well understood that the "swarthy" appearance of the Mediterranean-zone Europeans is due to interbreeding with the large number of black African slaves brought into the Roman Empire. 2000 years has been enough to average out the genes locally, while the population is still somewhat visually distinct from the people farther north who haven't yet had time to fully join in the mingling. Give the Europeans another 10,000 years, and that merger will be complete, too.

      Actually, my favorite such genetic-mixture story was the report some years back that researchers had verified earlier estimates of the mixing of the American black slave population, to the point that since around 1980 - give or take a decade - more than half of the American population has black African ancestry. I had a friend in college back then who looked pure, stereotypical Irish, with red hair, freckles, etc., but she liked to tell people that she was legally black. Her family had verified that she was 1/32 African, and in many US states, that would legally make her "colored". I'm about as pale as she was, though I'm 1/8 Ojibwa (my father's father's mother). I'd guess from the recent studies that I'm probably also about 4% Neanderthal, but the records to prove that seem to have been misplaced. ;-)

      Anyway, it's rare that one group of humans has wiped out another. What we really do is interbreed. Yeah, we fight and kill each other occasionally, but we do that within groups, too. But that's short-term, and in the long run, the hybrids win.

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