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Scientists Study Getting an Unwanted Tune Out of Your Head

Hugh Pickens writes writes "Richard Gray reports that scientists have found a way to help anyone plagued by those annoying tunes that lodge themselves inside our heads and repeat on an endless loop — when snippets of a catchy song inexplicably play like a broken record in your brain. The solution can be to solve some tricky anagrams to force the intrusive music out of your working memory allowing the music to be replaced with other more amenable thoughts. 'The key is to find something that will give the right level of challenge,' says Dr Ira Hyman, a music psychologist at Western Washington University who conducted the research. 'If you are cognitively engaged, it limits the ability of intrusive songs to enter your head.' Hyman says that the problem, called involuntary memory retrieval, is that something we can do automatically like driving or walking means you are not using all of your cognitive resource, so there is plenty of space left for that internal jukebox to start playing. Dr Vicky Williamson, a music psychologist at Goldsmiths, University of London, says that the most likely songs to get stuck are those that are easy to hum along to or sing and found that that Lady Gaga was the most common artist to get stuck in people's heads, with four of her catchy pop songs being the most likely to become earworms – Alejandro, Bad Romance, Just Dance and Paparazzi. Other surveys have reported Abba songs such as Waterloo, Changes by David Bowie or the Beatles' Hey Jude."

219 comments

  1. no subject by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    great ... now i got Hey Jude stuck in my head

    1. Re:no subject by halltk1983 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah, listing the most common songs to get stuck in someone's head has to be one of more effective trolls to hit the front page in a while.

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    2. Re:no subject by pixelpusher220 · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Its a small world after all, It's a small world after all...

      You're welcome.

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    3. Re:no subject by Bucc5062 · · Score: 4, Funny

      You sir, make Lex Luthor seem nice.

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    4. Re:no subject by osu-neko · · Score: 4, Funny

      Where is the "+1 Evil" mod when I need it...

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    5. Re:no subject by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      At least they didn't list that "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard" song. :)

    6. Re:no subject by FuzzNugget · · Score: 1

      Oh, yeah? Well, you're now breathing manually.

    7. Re:no subject by Petron · · Score: 2

      8 6 7 5 3 o 9

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    8. Re:no subject by RobertNotBob · · Score: 1
      That doesn't TRULY stick unless you know the verses. - then it becomes the Tactical Nuclear Weapon of Head-songs...

      Allow me to demonstrate

      It's a small world after all, It's a small world after all, It's a small world after all, It's a small, small word.

      It a world of laughter, a world of tears. It's a world of hope and a world of fears. There's so much that we share, and it's time we're aware. It's a small world after all.

      It's a small world after all, It's a small world after all, It's a small world after all, It's a small, small word.

      ..

      Now.... You're Welcome.

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    9. Re:no subject by ninlilizi · · Score: 0

      Fortunately I am rendered immune by never having heard a single song or artist that was listed.

    10. Re:no subject by sycodon · · Score: 2

      A little pr0n will clear out the head pronto.

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    11. Re:no subject by dpilot · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Obviously not enough Slashdotters have had children...

      This is the song that never ends,
      It just goes on and on my friend.
      Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was,
      And they'll continue singing it forever just because...
      (repeat)

      Credits to the late, great Sherri Lewis

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      The living have better things to do than to continue hating the dead.
    12. Re:no subject by interkin3tic · · Score: 2

      Hey, I just read your post
      And this is crazy
      But here's my number
      So call me maybe.

    13. Re:no subject by vux984 · · Score: 1

      This is the song that never ends
      yes it goes on and on my friend
      Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was
      and they'll continue singing it forever just because

      This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. ...

    14. Re:no subject by Ol+Biscuitbarrel · · Score: 1
    15. Re:no subject by wbr1 · · Score: 2

      You sir, make Lex Luthor seem nice.

      Don't worry, be happy now!

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    16. Re:no subject by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      You suck.

    17. Re:no subject by pixelpusher220 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Obviously not enough Slashdotters have had children

      Good or bad thing?

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    18. Re:no subject by MrHanky · · Score: 4, Funny

      For me, it helps imagining the tune as sung a capella by the Swedish chef from the Muppet Show.

    19. Re:no subject by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      God damn you Alejandro!

    20. Re:no subject by i+kan+reed · · Score: 1

      You sir, make Lex Luthor seem nice.

      Not a fair comparison. That asshole takes the cake.

    21. Re:no subject by xaxa · · Score: 1

      Fortunately I am rendered immune by never having heard a single song or artist that was listed.

      I went shopping for clothes and heard all the songs I was happily oblivious to before :-(

      I walked out of a couple of shops just because the music was so distasteful.

    22. Re:no subject by DickBreath · · Score: 1

      > "Its a small world after all, It's a small world after all...

      In the second week of December 2012, the ride broke down in Walt Disney World, and my boat was straddling the wall between the final room and the unloading area. It was bad enough for us. But I could not imagine the horror for the people who were in boats further back. In the boat immediately behind us, a couple had an infant that was screaming and screaming. I felt so sorry for them. The infant could no doubt detect the stress of the parents. It took probably thirty minutes before they finally sent someone around to start assisting people out of the ride. The only interesting thing out of it was that they led us out through places obviously not meant for guests to see.

      Due to the heinous nature of this crime, the court has no choice but to sentence you to death by listening to Justin Beiber songs.

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    23. Re:no subject by xaxa · · Score: 1

      That's tame.

      Examples of things I remember getting stuck in my head:
      - Original Dr Who theme
      - Twinkle, twinkle, little star
      - Amazing horse (meme)
      - They've taken the Hobbits to Isengard! (meme)
      - The sound the metro trains going over the bridge next to my house make, every 90 seconds (szszszszszszsz dum-dum, dum-dum--dum-dum, dum-dum--dum-dum, dum-dum--dum-dum, dum-dum--dum-dum, dum-dum--dum-dum, dum-dum szszszszszszszsz)
      - Little chunks of music, which bug me for a week until I remember the song they're from.

    24. Re:no subject by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Its a small world after all, It's a small world after all...

      You're welcome.

      I've killed for less than that.

    25. Re:no subject by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      same here... Hey Jude no stuck will need to play the song to the end to get it out.

    26. Re:no subject by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 1

      I'd much rather have Hey Jude stuck in my head than that annoying "Musical Doodle" song from spongebob squarepants. My son was engaged in scientific study of his own, listening to that over and over again while I was half asleep. This seems to be a great way of forcing a song stuck into someone's head.

    27. Re:no subject by overlordofmu · · Score: 4, Interesting

      My favorite meme is the wheel, followed by calculus as a close second.

    28. Re:no subject by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends..." ;)

      I used to sing that line in front of a fellow co-worker and make him mad because it always got stuck in his head every time he heard it.

    29. Re:no subject by flyneye · · Score: 2

      Probably don't have to worry much about your sanity til you get Beatles Revolution No.9 stuck there for very long.
      Odd thing about this that didn't make their study. Some music is pleasant to get stuck in your head.
      1. Instrumental music.Voltaire said " Anything too stupid to be said, is sung" brother, he wasn't kidding. This is the offensive property of "loop music" phenomena.
      Having someones blathered obscure references, personal philosophies, obnoxious wordplay stuck in your head over and over is the qualitative equivalent of havings someones random .veiny, throbbing member stuck in whatever orifices of yours ,come to mind . Instrumental music that appears crisply in your head, is music you enjoy enough to have recalled the nuances and maybe even recall in stereo.
      2. Industrial music, which won't help everyone, but people who work industrial jobs, assembly lines, high intensity repetitive motion work seem to benefit from looped "beats" with obfuscated vocals, much like negro spirituals made tolerable ,hard slave labor in the old south. Also a good pick for running sports, bicycling etc.
      It seems to work much the same way as instrumental due to the garbled, over effected vocals reduced to an arbitrary chant of vaguely familiar sounding phonemes.
      Not offensive to the afflicteds mind, due to the advantage of self gratifying imagination.
      Viagras disclamers apply to both these exceptions; If it lasts over 4 hours, seek medical help. Even " The Merry-go-round broke down" has it's limits.

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    30. Re:no subject by pspahn · · Score: 1

      Number sequences are incredibly catchy.

      My family's business has a radio ad that is infamous in the Denver area for it's use of numbers... specifically they are directions to get there (pretty ingenious of my late grandfather, really)

      You take Eyeeeee Twenty Five to exit Twooooo Thirty Five.... then Fiveeee miles west to The Tree Farm!

      (those of you who know this jingle... go buy a tree and plant it... that will keep your brain busy!)

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    31. Re:no subject by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I had a child before it was stolen from me.

      Now I want my baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back

      capcha: invade

    32. Re:no subject by lgw · · Score: 1

      You bastard! You are aware of your breathing. You have a tongue in your mouth. Take that!

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    33. Re:no subject by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      absolutely nothing wrong with lambchop. loved it growing up.. loved it as a parent.

      but the one that is stuck right now is....

      "It was an itsy, bitsy, teenie, weenie, Yellow, polka dot bikini that she wore for the first time today."

      thanks, kids. ;p

      at least they never were in to purple dinosaurs.

      what usually works for me to get a tune out of my head is to mentally flip over to one i don't mind... like an old simcity 2000 track or the snoopy (peanuts) main theme.. just so long as there's NO lyrics.

    34. Re:no subject by EnsilZah · · Score: 1

      (repeat)

      NO.

    35. Re:no subject by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey jude, don't make it bad.
      Take a sad song and make it better.
      Remember to let her into your heart,
      Then you can start to make it better.

      Damm you

    36. Re:no subject by ryzvonusef · · Score: 1

      It's worse if you are driving...

      http://www.xkcd.com/161/

      Also, everyone, knock yourself out, there is plenty of trolling material:

      http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EarWorm

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    37. Re:no subject by porjo · · Score: 1

      Where is the love, the love, the love?

    38. Re:no subject by ByOhTek · · Score: 1

      Really glad I don't know much Lady Gaga, only the last has ever gotten stuck in my head (forced to listen to it around my sister...), God, she's annoying.
      Oh, which was I referring to? (in a deep, whispery voice.) Yes.

      Though, right now my problem is the Flatu-check Nano commercial... I mean Accucheck Retard... I mean... Annoying piece of shit that has an obnoxious jingle that says something that sounds impressive but is actually meaningless.

      I hate commercials that use comparatives, but don't compare them to anything. 23% more accurate than what? Smelling urin (old method for checking for diabetes). 50% more cash than what, an extremely low yeild savings account? No I don't want that, and that baby was smart until she gave in!

      *sigh* morning half asleep train of thought rant done. I think slashdot may need a "-1 WTF" mod for this post, by this point.

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    39. Re:no subject by balbus000 · · Score: 1

      Oh god, no! I'll even take Lady Gaga over this!!

    40. Re:no subject by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      8 6 7 5 3 o 9

      That's amazing. I've got the same combination on my luggage.

      *(Hail Skroob!)*

  2. Tactical Nuclear Memes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    "It's Friday, Friday..."

    Sorry about that.

    1. Re:Tactical Nuclear Memes by SternisheFan · · Score: 1

      I could get extra evil here by mentioning the Marie Osmond version of the song "Paper Roses", but that would be so wrong to do to people...

    2. Re:Tactical Nuclear Memes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's Summertime and you know what that means. Gonna head down to the beach, gonna do some beachy things. It's Summertime, it feels just right. Gonna gather all my friends and we'll party through the night.

      It's Summertime luh-uh-loving. It's loving in the Summertime. It's Summertime luh-uh-loving. Oh baby, why can't you be mine?

      It's Summertime and I just can't wait. Gonna call you on the phone, gonna take you on a date. It's Summertime and I hope you like steak. Gonna take you to a restaurant, and eat it at the lake.

      [Chorus]

      It's Summertime and when dinner's done. Gonna take you to the club, gonna dance and have some fun. It's Summertime and when the end is near. Gonna put you very close. Whisper, "let's get out of here".

    3. Re:Tactical Nuclear Memes by cusco · · Score: 1

      Or the Jackson 5's 'ABC'. Damn. Now I have to RTFA so that I can get that one out of my head . . .

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    4. Re:Tactical Nuclear Memes by osu-neko · · Score: 1

      I could get extra evil here by mentioning the Marie Osmond version of the song "Paper Roses", but that would be so wrong to do to people...

      Or the Jackson 5's 'ABC'. Damn. Now I have to RTFA so that I can get that one out of my head . . .

      I'm quite gratified to have no idea what either of you are talking about. :D Now all I need to do is resist the urge to Google...

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      "Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies."
    5. Re:Tactical Nuclear Memes by cusco · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah, it dates from the old days, when Michael Jackson was still black.

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    6. Re:Tactical Nuclear Memes by camperdave · · Score: 2

      I have a very easy way of dealing with these "earworms": The Imperial March/Darth Vader's Theme. I run that through my mind, and everything else flees.

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    7. Re:Tactical Nuclear Memes by SternisheFan · · Score: 1

      I could get extra evil here by mentioning the Marie Osmond version of the song "Paper Roses", but that would be so wrong to do to people...

      Or the Jackson 5's 'ABC'. Damn. Now I have to RTFA so that I can get that one out of my head . . .

      I'm quite gratified to have no idea what either of you are talking about. :D Now all I need to do is resist the urge to Google...

      Radio DJ's would actually apologize to their audience after playing 'Paper Roses" since they knew FM signals travel through the body. Do Not google "ABC", even though it'd be easy as 1, 2, 3...

      Dammit!

    8. Re:Tactical Nuclear Memes by CodeHxr · · Score: 1

      Didn't you know? "It doesn't matter if you're black or white!"

    9. Re:Tactical Nuclear Memes by gman003 · · Score: 2

      I think this joke is better:

      "Michael Jackson was proof of the American Dream, that you can become whoever you want to be. He was born a poor black man, and died a rich white woman."

    10. Re:Tactical Nuclear Memes by pspahn · · Score: 3, Funny

      He was born a poor black man...

      That must have been a painful delivery.

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    11. Re:Tactical Nuclear Memes by Marsoups · · Score: 1

      Hahaha that's the best advice ever!!

    12. Re:Tactical Nuclear Memes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He was born a poor black man...

      That must have been a painful delivery.

      Well, either way he was gonna be a Jerk...

  3. Nope by neminem · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm at work right now. I should be programming. Instead, I'm being distracted with Springtime for Hitler (from The Producers) driving me crazy all morning. Get it out!

    (Ok, yes, also I'm writing tests, which are boring, so his hypothesis probably *is* right: I could drive that song out if I were working on something that actually engaged my brain and made me want to devote all my brainpower to it.)

    1. Re:Nope by NoNonAlphaCharsHere · · Score: 4, Funny

      Whenever you're doing a boring task, just think of the Benny Hill theme song and things go at twice their normal speed! Sometimes you're even chased by girls in bikinis while you're doing it! It's like magic!

    2. Re:Nope by Nidi62 · · Score: 1

      I'm at work right now. I should be programming. Instead, I'm being distracted with Springtime for Hitler (from The Producers) driving me crazy all morning. Get it out!

      Would you prefer Will Ferrel's rendition of Haben Sie Gehurt Das Deustche Band?

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    3. Re:Nope by RobertNotBob · · Score: 1
      The William Tell Overture will work for that purpose too. (the twice speed part, not he bikini-babe part)

      Ever since they used it on the intro to The Lone Ranger, as the hero sped across the countryside on horseback, that song has run through my head whenever I'm in a hurry.

      Although, I could probably use more bikini-babes in my life.... I'll have to try THAT one next time...

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    4. Re:Nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The name of the song is "Yakety Sax", FYI.

    5. Re:Nope by cyberchondriac · · Score: 1

      But you'll probably only get to pat some short really old guy on his bald pate. Total anti-climax.

      BTW, I submit another tune for the purpose of speeding things up: "Flight of the Valkyries"

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    6. Re:Nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Vergeltungswaffe 4: "Springtime for Hitler". Gets in Jews heads and plays all day!

    7. Re:Nope by Sigg3.net · · Score: 1

      I was playing Versus realism in L4D2 and some East-European put this on repeat on teamspeak.

      Fastest campaign ever.

  4. I've known a solution for this for years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You just have to sing a song to yourself that is equally "catchy" but worn out... at least worn out for you.

    My wife and I use "Popeye the Sailor Man" but my brother and his wife (musicians) use "Baby Elephant Walk" since they can vamp that ad eternam.

    1. Re:I've known a solution for this for years by Phrogman · · Score: 2

      I have this in its most extreme form :(

      I am quite serious when I say that if I hum another tune to clear my head - the other tune becomes the new earworm stuck in my head. Almost any music I hear can result in another snippet stuck in my head. I spend probably 60% of my waking hours with some annoying thing stuck in my head. Worse yet I tap them out with my fingers or hum them outloud. It can often be nothing more than the same 2-4 bars of a song without the lyrics - off and on for say 10 hours. Every time I think its gone it will show up again a few hours later.

      I do not generally listen to music at all these days, but I may have to take up Sudoku or something, sigh :P

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    2. Re:I've known a solution for this for years by flymolo · · Score: 1

      I do a similar thing. I sing a song I know all of. When a song gets stuck in my head the whole song doesn't get suck in my head, a minute at most does. If you can sing through a whole song it tends not to get stuck because it's too long.

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    3. Re:I've known a solution for this for years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aw Snap.. AW SNAP! come to my macaroni party then we'll take a nap..

      Aw Snap.. AW SNAP! come to my macaroni party then we'll take a nap..

    4. Re:I've known a solution for this for years by osu-neko · · Score: 1

      ...my brother and his wife (musicians) use "Baby Elephant Walk" since they can vamp that ad eternam.

      I think War's "Low Rider" works particularly well for this. All my friends know the Low Rider... ;)

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    5. Re:I've known a solution for this for years by Erbo · · Score: 2
      I use the Violent Femmes' "Blister in the Sun" for this purpose:

      When I'm a-walkin', I strut my stuff, and I'm so strung out,
      I'm high as a kite, I just might stop to check you out,
      Let me go on, like a blister in the sun,
      Let me go on, big hands I know you're the one

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    6. Re:I've known a solution for this for years by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      More often than not I wake up with a tune playing in my head, sometimes it's a tune I haven't heard in decades. It doesn't annoy me, it fascinates me.

      Apparently Paul McCartney from the Beatles does the same thing, but unlike me his tunes are original. McCartney would wake up with a brand new tune in his head, he would not write it down straight away but rather play with putting words to it in his head for a few days, he figured if he couldn't remember the tune after a couple of days it wasn't worth keeping. A good example is the song "Yesterday", he woke with the tune in his head, the first words he put to the tune were at breakfast...

      Scrambled eggs.
      How I love to eat my,
      scrambled eggs.

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    7. Re:I've known a solution for this for years by noims · · Score: 1

      I keep a pet earworm.

      I have the tune to Bubble Bobble (most addictive song I could think of) stuck in my head permanently. I use it as my alarm in the morning, and various sound alerts through the day. It's permanently stuck in my head, but I'm so used to it that it doesn't bother me.

      If I get another tune stuck and I decide I don't want it in there, I just hum a few bars of Bubble Bobble, and they fight it out. Nothing's ever survived.

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    8. Re:I've known a solution for this for years by camg188 · · Score: 1

      The song I use is "Does anyone have anymore gum!. More gum! More gum!" from Billy Madison.
      It'll wash that song right out of your hair.

  5. First post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can't get it out of my head...

  6. Anecdotal Evidence by regular_guy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Though I don't listen to pop music, I've found it often to be quite invasive. But I have easily gotten it out of my head by actually singing it, might be some sort of internal thought process that needs to be executed. But again, just some guy's anecdote.

    1. Re:Anecdotal Evidence by V!NCENT · · Score: 2

      Yeah this solution was known for years.

      It's so fscking easy, nobody seems to notice it:
      1. The song is looping, because it's something that loops, duh;
      2. By engaging cognition into it, one can extend the loop and thus break past the trigger that keeps it looping.

      So here we are, looking at the n-th rediscovery, posted on /.

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    2. Re:Anecdotal Evidence by Capt.DrumkenBum · · Score: 5, Insightful

      For me, if the song is looping, I just need to finish the song, then the loop is broken.
      Just listen to the whole song and the loop is broken.

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    3. Re:Anecdotal Evidence by JeanCroix · · Score: 1

      Sounds like a concept for a Japanese horror movie...

    4. Re:Anecdotal Evidence by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      For me, if the song is looping, I just need to finish the song, then the loop is broken.

      Ah, that might explain why nowadays songs usually don't finish, but are just faded out ...

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    5. Re:Anecdotal Evidence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I definitely agree. Your brain is looking to complete the song, not that it's stuck. Solving anagrams only moves your brain from one puzzle to the next. The scientific term for a song stuck in your head is earworm.

    6. Re:Anecdotal Evidence by Quirkz · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The songs that get stuck in my head are ones I don't know well enough to finish.

  7. Thanks! by dirk · · Score: 1

    Now I have the worst mashup ever stuck in head!

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    1. Re:Thanks! by MickLinux · · Score: 2

      The reason why the suggested solution doesn't work for anyone on slashdot is that it sequires you to think, even a little bit. and, of course, this IS slashdot.

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    2. Re:Thanks! by skids · · Score: 1

      No, the reason it doesn't work on slashdot is that the cognitively challenging chosen task is usually a classic video game. With looped music. That gets stuck in your head.

  8. Great now lady gaga is stuck in my head by Laxori666 · · Score: 1

    After reading those song titles of Lady Gaga's, I started humming them, and now I can't get them out! Reading an article about removing earworms leads to earworm. Epic fail! Guess I should go do some anagrams.

  9. Summertime Song by bhcompy · · Score: 2

    Better watch out for Summertime Song. That dude is dangerous

  10. Even injured? by thereitis · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Mountaineer Joe Simpson famously reported being bothered by a song he hated – Brown Girl in the Ring by Boney M – as he lay injured on a glacier in Peru. Fearing he might die, the tune played endlessly in his head, he later recalled.

    I would have thought being injured and fearing for your life would be enough to drive a song out of your mind, but apparently not! Though I wonder if shock might bring on this sort of "looping" in your mind, focusing on something else as a form of escapism.

    1. Re:Even injured? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm thinking it was more that it took several days for him to crawl out and it was towards the end - when he was at the very limits of his endurance and very dehydrated, basically delirious, that the song sort of took over in his brain. Watch the fantastic documentary "Touching the Void" base on his book about the whole experience.

      Sorry, now back to your regularly scheduled /. comments.

    2. Re:Even injured? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I dunno. Not long ago, I was in a condition in which I honest to god thought that I was going to die before I woke up. The stress and worry about THAT in my head did absolutely nothing to get rid of the repeated droning of some pop song in my head (can't recall which at the moment, thank god). And I don't know if it's because my mindset was in a similar situation to Joe Simpson or not (doubtful, but you never know), but of COURSE it was a song I absolutely hated. Couldn't have been a song I actually didn't mind stuck in my head while I thought to myself "this is the last song I'm ever going to hear in my head... the last thoughts I will ever have will be the lyrics to this terrible song".

      So I don't know... with a sample size of 2, you can't really tell much from that. It didn't do that much to driving out the thought that I was going to die, either. Ended up crying myself to sleep. As you may assume, I woke up the next morning.

    3. Re:Even injured? by Ol+Biscuitbarrel · · Score: 1

      Boney M? Beats being stuck in a wrecked car for 6 hours listening to Wham!

      Oh, and btw: Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go.

    4. Re:Even injured? by thereitis · · Score: 1

      Very touching documentary. Thanks for sharing.

  11. Timely topic by Wokan · · Score: 1

    I'm trying to drive out an annoying TV theme song right now by listening to Pandora until I find a song I'd rather have stuck in my head.

    1. Re:Timely topic by PRMan · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Just listen to more songs.

      --
      Peter predicted that you would "deliberately forget" creation 2000 years ago...
  12. 867-5309 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    867-5309

  13. Great! Please help me get rid of this one: by tippe · · Score: 1

    Dumb ways to die. It's been stuck in my head for about a week now...

  14. Tetris on the Gameboy music by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Worst fried brain tune ever.

  15. My cure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just start thinking about a classic cover song for a minute or two. Catchy enough to get rid of whatever was stuck in my head, annoying enough to be forgotten moments later.

  16. Cure for Song stuck in your head by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hum "Girl from Ipanema". That song will get ANY other song out of your head, and "Girl from Ipanema" won't stay in your head either.

  17. ole reliable by spidkit · · Score: 1

    "Rain drops keep falling on my head"... I play that and the earworm is gone.

    1. Re:ole reliable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And taking the "ole reliable" advice in the process as your "never going to stop the rain by complaining". Getting sounds and/or motions stuck in people's heads has been an "ole reliable" way of marketing as well. Jingles, Burma Shave signs, movies with such things as Bing and Bob's game of patty cake in the old "Road To" movies, songs and routines from the "Beach" movies etc, all leading to repeat business. Every time these days I hear of many areas of research another old reliable adage comes to mind "follow the money". To research how to get it out, it helps to know how you get it there. Your method of getting blocking it with another tune stuck in your head is how to take down the competition, replace one jingle with another. So, who is paying for it and what's the odds of finding out something not already worked out?

      And yes, I realize my examples show my age, but am sure everyone can come up with their own, but please, do it off my lawn! I don't want to have to use a pooper scooper for the crap.

  18. Just listen to the song by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just listen to the song stuck in my head through speakers or whatever, and it goes away. Where's my grant money?

  19. Heeyyyy! Sexy Laadehh! Wop Wop wop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're welcome.

  20. Catchy tunes by Chemisor · · Score: 4, Funny
    1. Re:Catchy tunes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    2. Re:Catchy tunes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...She's got the look!

  21. Even easier (and older) fix by s.petry · · Score: 5, Insightful

    There was a similar study long ago not dealing with how to get the song out alone, but also what the cause of the song being stuck was. The majority of cases tended to be related to the brain not being able to remember or work out a part of the song. That study also gave the easiest remedy to the issue: Listen to the song from start to finish without interruption. In a majority of their test cases, the playing of the song jogged the memory and filled in the gaps allowing the brain to move on to other things.

    --

    -The wise argue that there are few absolutes, the fool argues that there are no probabilities.

    1. Re:Even easier (and older) fix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Notice: If you post anonymously do not expect a reply.

      If im posting anonymously, why would I expect a reply? My reply is not for you to read, its to the rest of us.

      That includes this reply.

    2. Re:Even easier (and older) fix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's similar to what I do, but I add another twist.

      I listen to the song repeatedly until:
      1) My brain has "solved" the song. This is what you describe. It's similar to when I dream all of the possible solutions for Tetris or Bejeweled (for example).
      2) I get sick of the song and don't like it as much.

      The first part allows you to stop dwelling on it. The second part makes you want to stop dwelling on it.

    3. Re:Even easier (and older) fix by Anubis+IV · · Score: 1

      That works in some cases, certainly, and it has for me in the past. In many cases, however, it simply doesn't work. For instance, I've had a song stuck in my head since Friday, and it's now Monday. It's a pleasant enough song that I heard for the first time on Friday, and since then I've listened to it several more times uninterrupted, yet it's still stuck in my head. I woke up this morning to it stuck in my head again.

      The only thing I find that works for me is engaging my brain fully by doing an activity or activities that occupy both my visual and auditory processing. For instance, music by itself isn't sufficient, since I'll still hear the song in my head, but music (particularly faster-paced music with a lot of layers to it) along with coding will do the trick. Similarly, watching a movie seems to do the trick as well, at least temporarily. But coding by itself doesn't do it for me, nor does music by itself. And as for getting it out of my head entirely? No idea how I'm going to do that. It seems like it just keeps coming back.

    4. Re:Even easier (and older) fix by s.petry · · Score: 1

      Nicely stated. Many people posting anonymously do expect replies. Even worse, they believe you should be able to determine their anonymous comments out of all of the other anonymous comments. Anonymous people have said "I did not say that, it was the other AC" and "Oh, you didn't reply so I must be right" often enough.. Anonymous cowards say the craziest things...

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      -The wise argue that there are few absolutes, the fool argues that there are no probabilities.

    5. Re:Even easier (and older) fix by s.petry · · Score: 1

      You may try the song backward as well as forward. The brain does process things that way more often than people will admit, and perhaps it needs something in the fore from the song in reverse?

      --

      -The wise argue that there are few absolutes, the fool argues that there are no probabilities.

  22. It's a Small World After All by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    there, feel better?

  23. The power of the TV side... by RKThoadan · · Score: 1

    The only song there I even recognize is Hey Jude, and it doesn't ever get stuck in my head.

    I don't think any of those have the same power as TV show themes do. I can get anything from the Facts of Life to Thundercats to the Knight Rider theme stuck easier than anything else, as well as several Phineas and Ferb songs.

    I'm not sure that even those can compete with the dark power unleashed by Friday's announcement of the remastered Duck Tales game. Odds are good that was an evil plot to study the effects of getting the same song stuck in millions of peoples heads at the same time.

    1. Re:The power of the TV side... by cusco · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I've spent a lot of time on hold waiting for tech support over the years. The absolute worst was a vendor who had a CD with the theme songs for nine different sitcoms. Spent over an hour and a half one day listening to the theme from Friends, Mad About You, The Simpsons, etc.

      The best ever was when I called Symantec about fifteen years ago. Their 'Muzak on hold' machine had broken and someone had run out to their car in the parking lot and brought in their Sony Discman to plug into the phone system. The CD in the player was Bill Cosby's 'Wonderfulness' album. By the time tech support finally picked up the phone I was in a pretty good mood. Only good experience I ever had with Symantec tech support.

      --
      "Think about how stupid the average person is. Now, realise that half of them are dumber than that." - George Carlin
  24. Imperial march by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Humming Imperial march has always worked for me.

  25. I have another perspective on these findings by ModernGeek · · Score: 1

    It means that if a kid at school, or a white collar worker claims to have a song stuck in their head; it means that they are slacking off at school/work.

    --
    Sig: I stole this sig.
    1. Re:I have another perspective on these findings by desdinova+216 · · Score: 1

      or they are doing something that is not enough of a mental challenge like it mentions in TFS. oh wait, this is /. people don't read TFS or TFA.

    2. Re:I have another perspective on these findings by Lithdren · · Score: 1

      Didn't you get the memo? This is the US of A, around these parts we're expected to be fully engaged for a solid 8 hours (including breaks and lunches) in our work. Longer if you're salaried, because that means legally they now own you and every moment of your conscious being. This includes reserving the right to wake you from unconsciousness without warning to call you into the office (and you'd best think about what you need to do once you get to work, on the way to work.)

    3. Re:I have another perspective on these findings by desdinova+216 · · Score: 1

      what's a memo, is that anything like an email?

    4. Re:I have another perspective on these findings by s.petry · · Score: 1

      It's an email that says "memo" at the top?

      Humor aside, when I left Michigan the company I worked for gave us a verbal memo dictating that we all had to work 2080 hours per year whether we liked it or not (I had good reason to leave MI). We also got a nice 5% pay reduction due to the poor economy. The verbal memo was to save them from a law suit that would have been provable if they wrote something down.

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      -The wise argue that there are few absolutes, the fool argues that there are no probabilities.

  26. Re:Just block it with your hosts file by NoNonAlphaCharsHere · · Score: 4, Funny

    I hope you get William Shatner's "Rocket Man" stuck in your head for weeks.

  27. The best way to get a bad song out of your head... by JustAnotherIdiot · · Score: 1

    ...is to think of one that's even worse.
    Works every time, until you hit the bottom.
    For me it's either an airhead singing about the end of a work week, or a giant imaginary purple dinosaur singing about how he can't stick to a single lover.

    --
    What do I know, I'm just an idiot, right?
  28. More... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, bye-bye, Miss American Pie
    Drove my chevy to the levee
    But the levee was dry
    And them good old boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye
    Singin' this'll be the day that I die
    This'll be the day that I die

    1. Re:More... by dpilot · · Score: 2

      So my, my this here Anakin guy
      May be Vader some day later
      Now he's just a small fry
      He left his toys, kissed his mommy goodbye
      Saying soon I'm gonna be a Jedi
      Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi

      --
      The living have better things to do than to continue hating the dead.
    2. Re:More... by dpilot · · Score: 1

      Gravest of apologies needed here. I forgot to credit Weird Al Yankovic, for "The Saga Begins"...

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEcjgJSqSRU

      --
      The living have better things to do than to continue hating the dead.
  29. Interesting... by houbou · · Score: 1

    That could be the way to fixing up people who keep being fixated on issues, regarless whether it's a tune or some form of OCD..

  30. My solution by verifine · · Score: 1

    My approach is to play music softly in the background. At work we have private offices, as opposed to being a cube farm, and what it takes for me is to have the music just loud enough to keep something else from looping constantly, and it's not loud enough to bother my coworkers. The experience is that the annoying tune[s] have no way to start playing, so they don't loop.

    For me, a song playing in my head is very distracting, to the point I can't get other work done. Seems like every time I get in the shower some song will start playing and it takes until I'm out and the hair dryer is going that it disappears. Wait, this means I have a disability, woo hoo!!! If it isn't tinitis, it's music in my head. Where's that number for the disability office?

  31. Re:Great! Please help me get rid of this one: by NoNonAlphaCharsHere · · Score: 5, Informative

    This should do the trick.

  32. Mr. Heatmiser/Snowmiser by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This song has been in my head off and on since this Christmas. Merry Christmas to all you others who now have it in your head!

  33. A Better Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why don't we just get rid of Lady Gaga?

  34. At any given time... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...the urge to sing The Lion Sleeps Tonight is just a whim away...

  35. She Loves You so catchy it gets stuck twice by devjoe · · Score: 4, Funny
    From the article:

    Some of the easiest songs to get stuck in your head (as used by the researchers)
    Alejandro – Lady Gaga
    Bad Romance – Lady Gaga
    Call me Baby – Carly Rae Jepsen.
    Single Ladies – Beyoncé
    She Loves You – The Beatles
    I Wanna Hold Your Hand – The Beatles
    She Loves You – The Beatles
    SOS – Rihanna
    You Belong with Me – Taylor Swift

    Apparently She Loves You is such a catchy song that it gets stuck in your head twice.

    1. Re:She Loves You so catchy it gets stuck twice by wbr1 · · Score: 2

      Yeah Yeah Yeah

      --
      Silence is a state of mime.
  36. Scientists? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Music psychologist?

    Really?

    How does he get funded?

  37. So tell me ... by PPH · · Score: 1

    ... how to get this out of my head.

    [Thanks a lot, Nurse Ratched.]

    --
    Have gnu, will travel.
  38. About unwanted tunes. by kurt555gs · · Score: 4, Funny

    A gut goes to the doctor and says he has " She's a Lady " playing over and over and over in his head. The doctor says, you may be suffering from Tom Jones disease. The guy asks, is that common? The doctor reply's, well, It's Not Unusual .......

    --
    * Carthago Delenda Est *
    1. Re:About unwanted tunes. by jellyfoo · · Score: 2

      A gut goes to the doctor

      To be honest if your gut somehow manages to detach itself from your body, it's probably a good thing it's going to see the doctor.

    2. Re:About unwanted tunes. by kurt555gs · · Score: 1

      Spellcheck bad. I meant to say " guy ".

      --
      * Carthago Delenda Est *
    3. Re:About unwanted tunes. by jellyfoo · · Score: 1

      I know, I know, it's just an excuse to have fun at someone's expense. :)

  39. Re:Great! Please help me get rid of this one: by tippe · · Score: 1

    Gaaaa! You bastard! I didn't see that coming and you got me!

    Talk about the cure being worse than the disease...

  40. Ok I will mess with your head. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Try to remember these themes in order, they do not have lyrics so there is no guide other than what you hear in your head.

    The Entertainer
    Smoke On The Water ( As a guitar teacher this is my nightmare riff )
    Also sprach Zarathustra
    Apache
    Theme from Route 66

    So you see sometimes thinking about multiple themes can clear all the other crap out especially when you get to obscure themes that you try to remember from a long time ago. Lyrics can confuse but instrumental music can clear your mind as it reaches memory spaces that are different from vocal memory.

    It might be interesting to observe which memory pathways are used for purely musical memory and if they are different from those triggered by a song lyric.

    1. Re:Ok I will mess with your head. by iplayfast · · Score: 1

      God no!, You think having one song stuck in your head is bad, having 5 or 6 is a terrible!

    2. Re:Ok I will mess with your head. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      God no!, You think having one song stuck in your head is bad, having 5 or 6 is a terrible!

      Don't tell that to Bach. If you really want to clear your brain try to remember how De Kunst Der Fuge or any great Bach fuge sounds, good luck.

      The point of the exercise was that hearing multiple melodies in your head at the same time reaches beyond the scope of a lyric. What is really fascinating is listening to some Renaissance English lyrics sung in a round, some of them had coinciding lyrics that became risque when sung. Bach often wrote music that had many different ways that it can either be played or heard. Such was the genius of Bach and the great composers.

      What I was alluding to is that the human brain can do things that only now are beginning to be understood and the complexity of the pathways that the brain uses for music might just help open up a greater understanding of human cognitive perception.

  41. A Better Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I have a better theory as to why songs get stuck in your head. If the song ends before it resolves (or if it never resolves) it will get stuck in your head. Think about when songs get stuck in your head - it is almost always when you did not hear the end (i.e., the resolution) of the song. A song you hate comes on the radio, so you quickly change the channel. You hear a snippet in an elevator. You find yourself humming the song you hear over the PA system in a store because you left before it was finished.

    Someone else posted a response earlier that "It's a Small World" was a likely candidate. That song ends on a major fifth note, meaning it does not resolve (it should end on a first to resolve). In other words, if played in the key of C, it ends on a G. If it ended on a C, it would resolve. Another song that does not resolve is the theme song to Billy Hatcher. Either way - if the song does not resolve, it will get stuck in your head.

    Another person posted that singing the song to completion would drive it out. This also confirms my assertion.

    I suggested this to my daughter as a science fair project, and we tested it. We made two versions of the same song, each two minutes long. In the earworm version, it repeated after a couple of phrases of the song were played, but before it resolved. In the second, it played all the phrases in the song, including the resolution. We had people listen to one of these songs while they sorted an Uno deck, then asked them about 20 questions. Most of the questions were designed to throw them off and not know what the experiment was about, but the last two were "Do you have a song stuck in your head?" and "If so, what song?" It took a couple of minutes to get to those questions, and we felt that would be long enough to know if the song were stuck or not. The person asking the questions did not know which song they had listened to, so we were at least attempting to make the tests double blind.

    The results were stark - five of the eight people who listened to the earworm version got the song stuck in their head. None of the other eight did. Sixteen is not a large sample set, but that was how many people we could round up to torture before her project was due.

    1. Re:A Better Theory by jomegat · · Score: 2

      Oops - didn't mean to post that anonymously. That's my post. Really.

      --

      In theory, practice and theory are the same. In practice, they're not.

    2. Re:A Better Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Another person posted that singing the song to completion would drive it out.

      I'm sailing awaaaaaayyyyyy....

    3. Re:A Better Theory by Quirkz · · Score: 1

      I rarely or ever get a song stuck in my head as a reaction to hearing it. It's usually much later, and by that I mean a song I haven't heard in weeks or months before it pops in my head one day. Right upon waking up is most common, in fact, when I haven't heard anything at all for hours.

      Now the songs that do get stuck I usually don't know that well, so I maybe have a chorus or a couple of lines and can't complete it, and I think that's possibly related to your theory it's about resolution. What I don't know is where it came from in the first place, if maybe my subconscious is just continually playing songs to me in the background, and they only come to the foreground when they get stuck. It's weird enough thinking I've got an invisible radio running in my head, I may have to go get my fillings checked.

  42. get RICKROLLED! by jrmcc · · Score: 1

    That'll fix you.

  43. Re:Great! Please help me get rid of this one: by NoNonAlphaCharsHere · · Score: 1

    Well, you did ask...

  44. Oblig ELO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Midnight on the water,
    I saw the ocean's daughter
    walking on a wave's chicane
    Staring as she called my name, and...

    yes, it's a song about earworms.

    Now, if the GP were trolling he'd find a far more annoying song than hey Jude.

    1. Re:Oblig ELO by pspahn · · Score: 1

      You mean like every single Mumford and Sons song?

      --
      Someone flopped a steamer in the gene pool.
  45. Easy to handle without external influence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is how: "play" the tune on purpose, each note as well as you can, of what's playing. Then stop.

    It will no longer play automatically.

    You got there in the first place by creating an automaticity which causes it to then play by "itself". To blow automaticities do it yourself fully aware, willingly of course, with the full intention to do what the automaticity does. It will blow.

    At least works great for me.

  46. tv commercials. by AngelFrog · · Score: 1

    the most insidious (on purpose) form of this HAS to be tv and radio jingles. I have had the meowmix song stuck in my head i don't even have cats! Those things are designed to get stuck in your head so you are still listening to the damned commercials even when the tv is off. Also two i sometime start humming at work are Dr Demento's fish heads and that circus theme song you hear every time a circus is depicted on tv what is the name of that thing anyway.

    1. Re:tv commercials. by cusco · · Score: 1

      When the phenomenon was first being studied back in the '70s they called them "Pepsi's", because the Pepsi Cola commercials were famous for doing that.

      --
      "Think about how stupid the average person is. Now, realise that half of them are dumber than that." - George Carlin
  47. It's worse with Aspergers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know everybody gets a tune stuck in their head from time to time. Try having music running through your head *all* the time. Constantly. When you're working, reading, walking, thinking, eating, trying to sleep ... ALL. THE. TIME.

    I always thought this was normal until I found out I had aspergers (which also explained a lot of other oddities with me)

    Needless to say, thread just about made my brain explode.

    1. Re:It's worse with Aspergers by jones_supa · · Score: 1

      Oh, the "assburger" again. Now it can be used to explain songs playing in your head too?

  48. Re:The best way to get a bad song out of your head by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What's bad is when the song makes you hungry for a tunafish sandwich.

  49. I have another system. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A different song.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeOEoMOZXI0

  50. Meditation by Grampa+John · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I was plagued by bad songs stuck in my head until I took up meditation many years ago. Learning to focus clears your mind. No anagrams needed. Watching your breathing is enough.

  51. Ha! by carrier+lost · · Score: 5, Funny

    One of my (so far unused) fake headlines:

    "Music 'Stuck in Head' is Theft, According to RIAA Chief"

  52. oppa gangnam style by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    gangnam style

  53. Solution here! by planckscale · · Score: 1

    Ok so once I heard a way to stop the song going in your head is to end the song in your head with a big huge finale ending (complete with fireworks and encore if you want to go big). Then right after that start a different tune in your mind of any other song you know. This has worked pretty well for me

    --
    Namaste
    1. Re:Solution here! by Kittenman · · Score: 1

      Oblig Marx Bros.

      Chico (playing piano, somewhat repetitively): "You know, I can't think of the ending"
      Groucho : "I can think of nothing else"

      --
      "The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes" - Winston Churchill
    2. Re:Solution here! by jones_supa · · Score: 1

      I have sometimes used this too with good results. :)

  54. The way I get them out by iplayfast · · Score: 1

    Is to play them on the piano. Once played my brain can move on to other things. It's like nudge nudge, it goes like this.... try it out... nudge nudge... it goes like this .. try it out...... and so on, until it is satisfied.

  55. I've had a song in my head for days by mark-t · · Score: 1

    The old "Hockey Night in Canada" theme, once unofficially considered Canada's second national anthem.

  56. create silence inside yourself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    replacing noise with noise is not really a solution. It's more difficult but better to learn to create silence inside ourselves.

  57. Waterloo? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Really? It was always Mama Mia or the Inspector Gadget theme song for me..

  58. This could be turned to Evil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Could the research be the beginning of learning how to make tunes stick in people's heads? In a Sci-Fi book (The Demolished Man ?), the protagonist wants to keep mind-readers from seeing his thoughts. To do this he listens to a commercial jingle, which have becomes so effective at sticking in people's minds that they're illegal. The mind-readers can't get anything out of him.

  59. It happens when you don't know the end. by Zaphod-AVA · · Score: 1

    I find that songs that are stuck in my head are ones that have a repetitive section, but I don't know the end of the song. To get a song unstuck, I sing a song that I know from start to finish (out loud if possible, in my head if not) and then distract myself.

    For me the most successful song for this purpose is the Muppet Show Theme.

  60. New mind the tunes by kasperd · · Score: 1

    Can they do something about the high pitched ringing tone inside my head?

    --

    Do you care about the security of your wireless mouse?
    1. Re:New mind the tunes by cusco · · Score: 2

      I've been asking that for about 30 years now, and so far the answer is 'No'. I was 21 when I saw a newspaper article about Tinnitus, and was shocked. I just thought that everyone's ears rang all the time.

      --
      "Think about how stupid the average person is. Now, realise that half of them are dumber than that." - George Carlin
    2. Re:New mind the tunes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what about Voices?

      "Voices, I hear voices, voices, I hear voooooiceeeeess"

    3. Re:New mind the tunes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what about Voices?

      Good question. The voices inside my head left many years ago, but I have no idea what made them go away. I am happy they are gone though, as they always used to argue with each other, in a language I did not understand.

    4. Re:New mind the tunes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Brainstem or cochlear implant stimulation can mask it effectively, but it's a bit risky. And quite expensive.

  61. Good luck with this one! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  62. Mountain climbing by dargaud · · Score: 1

    I'm a climber and during the long boring approaches in very early morning, when your brain is half asleep on semi-auto, I always have the latest tune I heard in the car playing back and forth. Fortunately as soon as the climbing starts, it's nowhere to be heard again, confirming what they say in TFA about the brain 'not being engaged enough'. So my trick is to play a good song just before parking the car, otherwise it can really drive you to jump off a cliff if it's Chris Brown.

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    Non-Linux Penguins ?
  63. FTFY by sgunhouse · · Score: 1

    "... so there is plenty of space left for that infernal jukebox to start playing."

    Works for me anyway.

  64. Mutations by Dusthead+Jr. · · Score: 1

    Has anyone ever had a song that kept playing in their heads slowly over time change into something else. I'd have a song that would change pitch, or lose or gain notes, and the lyrics would get jumbled. That would happen if I listened to a song once or twice, and didn't hear it again for a few days, and then its like a different song. Is it just me?

  65. Cartman had this problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sailing away..

    Setanopencourseforthe virginsea...

  66. The really pressing question. by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

    So many posts, and nobody has asked the really crucial question. I mean, who cares about songs. The really important question is:

    Does it also work with the goatse guy?

    --
    The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
  67. happy birthday song by JigJag · · Score: 1

    I heard the trick is to play the "happy birthday" song in your head. Like some comment said, when the brain plays the song from start to finish, it moves on. The Happy Birthday song will very rapidly replace the song stuck in your head and when it comes to the finish, the brain will naturally move on from songs.

    You'd have to make a voluntary effort to go back to the song you wanted to remove from your head.

    --
    "The hallmark of humanity is the ability to move beyond sensory inputs" - Mary Helen Immordino-Yang
  68. Easy solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nyan Cat one hour non stop can wipe any sticky song from your mind.

  69. para los amigos Mexicanos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    La vaca Moo!

  70. The sun never sets on It's a Small World... by N.+Criss · · Score: 1

    Due to the distribution of Disney theme parks around the globe, there's always at least one park open somewhere. So it is constantly being played 24/7/365. I believe it holds the world record for the song with the most number of "performances". -N.

  71. ./ers not qualified due to prerequisite - a date by raymorris · · Score: 5, Funny

    Obviously not enough Slashdotters have had children

    The prerequisite to that would be that slashdotters get a date. Not likely to happen on a large scale.

  72. Re:Just block it with your hosts file by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seek professional help, dude. Really, no joke here. Your constant posting by itself is a danger sign. Turn off your electronics for a while.

  73. Best one to get any song out of your head by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is the theme to Inspector Gadget. You will never get rid of it, but at least it replaces whatever Kesha song is stuck in your head at the time.

  74. all the lady gaga songs are the same by Creepy · · Score: 1

    Alejandro chorus: IV-I-V-vi
    Poker Face vi-IV-I-V
    others are similar or the same (one uses a closely related minor instead, as I recall) - the cycle is identical, it just starts on a different chord.

    I remember hearing somewhere that 36% of pop music used that progression (or maybe it was #1 songs for a specific year). Axis of Awesome makes fun of it. Rob Paravonian nailed it in his Pachelbel rant (as a fellow cellist that plays guitar that had gone on a similar rant, beautifully done).

  75. I hope they didn't get paid for this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because 'Concentrate on doing something' isn't a new answer. Which I wouldn't have paid a penny for.

  76. Have you tried a magazine...? by WillgasM · · Score: 1

    ...full of hollowpoints?

  77. Re:A known solution by jamesfclements · · Score: 1

    You've got to be kidding, I knew this about thirty years ago. Listen to some other songs, preferably ones you like. Mix them up a bit so it doesn't happen again with a new song. Repeat the treatment whenever the symptoms reoccur until the problem goes away. How much money was spent on this research?

  78. Do not follow this link... DO NOT!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're still reading this! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-sCrhRPCMg

  79. I just use a cleaning song by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One that it's equally sticky but I don't mind listening to it inside my head.

    In my case, it's the "Super Mario" theme.

  80. "Welcome to our world of toys..." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In that case, the antitode was obvious. Put down the Lego box and get the hell out of F.A.O. Schwarz.

  81. Ode to an earworm by russotto · · Score: 1

    We're no strangers to love
    You know the rules and so do I
    A full committiment's what I'm thinking of
    You just wouldn't get this from any other guy
    I just want to tell you how I'm feeling
    Gotta make you understand

    Never gonna give you up,
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around, and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry,
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie, and hurt you

  82. Also good for stagefright? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I read somewhere that basically if you're male and you're having trouble peeing in company, doing some maths (in your head, not out loud) will otherwise occupy the part of your brain that deals with inhibition, and the flow will commence. Sounds similar to me, anyway.

  83. Red red wine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just sing Red Red Wine by UB40, that will get stuck in your head and push the other song.

  84. how about by LinuxRulz · · Score: 1

    With a song stuck in my head, I have found http://unhearit.com/ to be surprisingly effective.

  85. that's yakety sax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yakety_Sax

    (yakety yak - don't talk back!)

  86. How I get a tune out of my head by udin · · Score: 1

    I hum or whistle something complicated requiring full attention (the one I usually use is a Bach piece), in other words, something a little too complicated for getting stuck in my head. This usually unsticks whatever was going around in my head without replacing it.

    --
    udin
    1. Re:How I get a tune out of my head by bfandreas · · Score: 1

      You do that.
      I keep trying to complete Die Grosse Fuge http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6s0Mp7LFI-k in my head. That would take a couple of brains. It's like juggling marmots on a unicylce while learning astrophysics from scratch and being slapped with a couple of trouts dressed in tutus singing the whole blody thing in reverse.

      OR you can play the Pineapple Rag in your head. It is insidious itsself but at least it improves the mood.

      --
      20 minutes into the future
    2. Re:How I get a tune out of my head by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      maybe if they made a Guitar Hero version of that, kids everywhere would be able to do that...

  87. 4 Chords by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    4 chords. Take a close look at all the songs, and then look at the notes of their chorus. Just sayin'

  88. Pure Evil in 3, 2, 1... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    MMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm-BOP......

    I'm sorry.

    It actually helps through. I spent so long hating that song in the 90s I became immune to it. Now I just think it for about 10 seconds, it cancels anything else in my brain and then just leaves. Works on more than just music too.

    Posting as AC for obvious reasons.

  89. Re:AARRGGHH!! by GumphMaster · · Score: 1

    Number 9, number 9, number 9 ... beep, twitter ... number 9 ... number 9, number 9

    Thanks

    --
    Patent litigation: A doctrine of Mutually Assured Destruction... in which everyone seems willing to push the button
  90. Never gonna get this song by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This Hale & Pace song might be a good test subject for further studies:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFuGRBAKM2I

  91. Of course... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of course, there's no correlation between this and violence and video games.

  92. Why should i wanna forget them ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why would I want to forget the tunes in my head ? They make the day more pleasant afterall.

  93. Sing an ending by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Always works for me, half-tempo big broadway endings preferred.

  94. A musical way out by frenchbedroom · · Score: 1

    One trick that works reasonably well for me when I want to get rid of a song stuck in my head is to stop on a random note of the song and just hold it in my mind, stretch it out as long as I need to, while lowering the sound, like the band / orchestra is finishing the song on a long fermata.

    Sometimes if I still feel the song is going to start looping in my head again, I add pompous embellishments, and a string of perfect cadences to really bring the song to an end. The more ridiculous it sounds, the better it works. It doesn't matter if it's not the real end of the song, it helps my brain move on to other things because it feels like the song is really done.

  95. We're no strangers to love. by Cyfun · · Score: 1

    You know the rules and so do I.

    --
    In Soviet Russia, dot slashes YOU!
  96. As a musician.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Having a song stuck in my head is how I learn it, improve it, or deconstruct it. If I hear a song that I do not like, and sense that it is going to try to eat my brain, I I just counteract it with something from my own brain. Memewar.

  97. Head tunes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "If you like pina coladas & getting caught in the rain....... currently stuck in my head! You're welcome :) :)

  98. Problem is solved by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Black Hole Sun by Soundgarden works every time. Clears out the song, doesn't stick around.

  99. "'Tenser,' said the Tensor." by hagalaz0271 · · Score: 1

    Tension, apprehension, and dissention have begun. Tension, apprehension, and dissention have begun. Works against telepaths, too!

  100. Obligatory Meme : Leekspin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-N1yJyrQRY ...You're welcome again.

    Tell me they aren't speaking English there though if you listen to it long enough, "Ah, Get lost in the day ya know..."

  101. Why oh why by justthinkit · · Score: 1
    Why does tech support play music? I don't want to listen to anything on the phone, I want to talk to someone. So I want silence, until I hear "This is $MadeUpName, how may I help you?" Silence until what I want to hear, not endless tinny crappy noise until someone I can barely understand comes on the line -- there is little to no delta in that.
    .

    Alternatively, give me a button to push to shut the "music" off.

    --
    I come here for the love