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Geeks On a Plane Proposed To Solve Global Tech Skills Crisis

judgecorp writes "British Airways' Ungrounded project proposes to shut 100 Silicon Valley 'gamechangers' in a trans-Atlantic plane and ask them to solve the world's tech skills crisis during a 12-hour flight to London. On arrival, the passengers will head into a conference where they will present their ideas to, among others, the UN. From the article: 'Ungrounded, as the project is called, will bring 100 “innovators” (Silicon Valley CEOs, thinkers and venture capitalists) on a private BA flight from San Francisco to London. During the flight, they will take part in a “global hack” run by Ideo, a design firm which has made mice for Microsoft and Apple.'"

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  1. Don't forget the free and open source people too by kthreadd · · Score: 5, Funny

    Put at least Stallman, ESR and Torvalds on that plane.

  2. suckers by eviljav · · Score: 4, Insightful

    They'll be great at brainstorming innovative ways of suckering gullible investors out of money, not sure what else "Silicon Valley CEOs, thinkers and venture capitalists" can do though.

  3. no tech skills crisis by dredwerker · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I can solve this on ten seconds. Stop asking for every stupid little skill on the job ad and people would match. A good programmer is a good programmer.

    End of rant :)

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    1. Re:no tech skills crisis by preaction · · Score: 5, Insightful

      To expound on this:

      Stop asking for 100% demonstrable skills up-front. You may need to spend some time on-the-job training.

      Stop paying executives so much so you can afford better workers.

      Old people are not outdated. Experience is actually worth something. Use some of that money you're saving by not having golden parachutes for C-levels.

      This entire crisis is manufactured.

    2. Re:no tech skills crisis by sjames · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Exactly. There are plenty of people with plenty of skills out there. If they accept the simple logic that unless they are willing to hire some people with less than X years experience in ABC, there will eventually be no people with X or more years experience left, they can make sure there will be plenty of skilled people for the future as well.

      The final bit is that they'll have to understand the old adage that if you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.

      If there was REALLY a serious shortage, they would either raise pay or offer better conditions (like 40 hour max weeks in the contract w/ more vacation time).

    3. Re:no tech skills crisis by Internetuser1248 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Don't forget education. The solution to any skill shortage is usually education. You are of course right though the hiring practices and working conditions play a big part in this particular one. Well that didn't take 12 hours.

    4. Re:no tech skills crisis by jythie · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Well put. The crisis seems to be deeply rooted in HR practices from the 90s designed to remove as many people from the running as possible.

      A few weeks ago I had been applying for a job that I was well qualified for except that I had not used their development language in something like 6 years. I explained that and the people I was talking to had no problem with that, in fact they had two groups and I might work with the one that was using a language I had never used.

      However, as part of HR, I had to take an online exam in the language I had not used in half a decade... with a timer on each question, going over gritty little syntax details of the language. Naturally I did poorly and that was the end of the process. Another job I was doing well at applying for the HR person (final stage) decided I just didn't think in the 'XYZ way', so even though the local VP wanted to hire me, HR nixed it. Both were cases where the people actually thinking about the work felt I would be a good fit, but HR filters said no.

  4. "Thinkers?" by Stiletto · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What do venture capitalists and CEOs know about innovation?

    1. Re:"Thinkers?" by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 3, Insightful

      A hell of a lot... provided you get the right kind of CEO and VC, some of them are good thinkers. Good ideas are only a small part of innovation; implementing those ideas, scaling up, and fitting the idea with the culture around it (or the other way around, in other words selling the idea) comes next, and that is where a lot of start-ups fail, even though their ideas are first rate. These people know more about the markets (and its problems) than techies, and are used to think in terms of money and organisations, useful stuff if you already want to explore the feasibility and implementation of your ideas. You wouldn't want only CEOs and VCs though.

      The issue I have with this is not the qualifications in general of CEOs and VCs for this sort of gathering. It is that they are part of the problem: paying techies on a decent pay scale, offering viable career paths, getting more tech savvy people into management... this stuff always comes up when companies discuss attracting more tech workers, but when they look at the bottom line they always ditch this in favour of outsourcing more stuff to India, and a few years later they're left wondering why there are so few actually capable techs left, and why so many of their projects fail. It can be incredibly hard for people to think outside the box, the danger is that the wrong kind of ideas get generated. More immigrant worker visas for example, they'll love that sort of thing.

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    2. Re:"Thinkers?" by hairyfish · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Probably more than you're average internet keyboard warrior who pours shit on every other profession except his/her own. Really, all this place seems to be these days is a bitchfest about how useless everyone else is. Politicians suck, CEOs are jerks, MBAs are wankers VCs are idiots, Marketing are tossers, HR are arseclowns... You need to get out of your basement. Just because you don't understand it, doesn't mean it has no value.

    3. Re:"Thinkers?" by dunkelfalke · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No value is not really a valid description, sometimes the value of the people on your list is negative.
      I mean, take a look at the ongoing banking crisis. The people that are responsible for it were supposed to be experts on their respective fields.

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  5. Global crisis? by wirehead_rick · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The only global crisis I am aware of is the desire for western companies to drive down tech engineering and programmers wages.

    What else could they be trying to solve on a freakin' plane?

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  6. They'll monetize the world's problems... by YesIAmAScript · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What is it they think SV CEOs and VCs really know how to do well actually?

    It isn't solve the world's problems, it's monetize them.

    It's more along the lines of turning what used to be a one-time $35 dollar product you purchase into a $8/month for-the-rest-of-your-life monthly service fee.

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    1. Re:They'll monetize the world's problems... by geoskd · · Score: 3, Insightful

      How do you expect to solve the world's problems, if your solution isn't profitable or even feasible? Assessing that is what those people are good at. By the way, no profits mean can still be successful but you'll have to go after government cash. Which is fine, but if there's profit (or mutual benefit) to be had by all parties involved, there's a much greater chance of success.

      Not all of the worlds problems can be solved in the framework of capitalism. While it is a useful tool, it also has severe limitations which we haven't even begun to appreciate yet.

      If you don't know what I mean, then consider the following gedanken experiment:

      If we extrapolate current trends in manufacturing, service, etc, Then you will see that the most likely end result state of technology will be a "utopian" society where robots and computers do all real heavy lifting, and people are free to do as they please. All manufacturing and most design work will be done by autonomous computer controlled systems without the need for human interaction. Less than 1 in every million humans will need to be actively involved in the maintenance of society. The question then becomes: what will the rest of the people do? The answer is "Whatever they want". This is not necessarily a bad state of affairs, but it begs the question, how does this work with society and specifically, what happens to capitalism? Although no one would technically need to work to keep society working, Capitalism would require people to work to earn money for food and the like, but the need would be artificial. What could you possibly have for these people to do to "earn" their pay?

      Now, before you claim that this has no bearing on our current situation, remember that this situation wont happen overnight. It will be a gradual progression from where we are now to that point, and along the way, as less and less man-hours of labor are required to maintain society, how do people stay employed? Does everyone work just one hour a year for their yearly salary?

      What happens is exactly what we are starting to see worldwide: Rising unemployment, with jobs liquidating but never returning, and accelerating polarization into the rich and the poor. This is a massive problem. I can see two basic outcomes. First, humanity abandons capitalism for something else (hopefully better), or the poor revolt, and automation is banned just so that the masses can have jobs that pay the bills. and in the process a very large portion of the population is likely to starve or die fighting.

      As I stated originally, not all solutions can be couched in terms of profit, so be careful narrowing your options to include only this line of thinking.

      -=Geoskd

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  7. Is this the 'B' Ark? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    The rest will follow, right?

    (Captcha: wartime)

  8. I for one by codeButcher · · Score: 3, Funny

    100 "innovators" (Silicon Valley CEOs, thinkers and venture capitalists)

    How glad I am they put innovators in quotes.

    They should have done the same to geeks in the heading.

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  9. Flight redirected by mwvdlee · · Score: 4, Funny

    Flight redirected... to india!

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  10. This could work by sjames · · Score: 5, Funny

    As long as they also put plenty of venomous snakes on the plane. They'll need more than one flight to cut out all of the deadwood at the top, but it's got potential.

  11. The wrong people by EdmundSS · · Score: 5, Insightful

    CEOs and VCs are not necessarily the people who have ideas, and if they do, they *already* have the means to express them. I'd rather see 100 respected, talented, peer-voted if necessary, folks on the panel: *true* technocrats, true innovators, not financial folks; people with ideas, sometimes wacky ideas, rather than folks money; the people who turn down a promotion to management because it would take them away from the detailed problem-solving.

  12. Skills Crisis ?... by OneSmartFellow · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Bull$"/?

    There's no skills crisis, there's a corporate unwillingness to pay for skill crisis.You want me, who has spent nearly three decades learning continuously, struggling to understand the latest IT technologies, some so bleeding edge that I helped form the damned standards, to work for the same amount of money I earned 30 years ago, while you, with your Business Administration undergraduate degree from Florida State take home nearly a million a year because you talk a maelstrom of bullshit every time you open your mouth.

    F % ( # Y O U

  13. Fix the problem by stretch0611 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    To fix the shortage, you can start by paying people what they are worth. IT work requires education (either college, on the job, and/or continuing education classes) This is not cheap, it is not easy to keep up with, and employers should pony up the funds to keep talent that can handle it, and help with paying for it (with both money and time off for classes.) If you look at the market, the places willing to pay for the top talent will get it.

    Stop burn out... No one should ever be forced to work 50+ hour weeks on a regular basis. It may occasionally happen due to deadlines or support issues, but if it is a regular occurrence, there is a problem and it needs to be fixed. Many people leave the IT field due to stress, and this is a big reason.

    End age discrimination... While fixing the above items can help this, and it does not happen everywhere, this is out there. A person doesn't go instantly dumb at 40... While there are exceptions, most IT people are willing to learn, if you are moving everything to the cloud and your entire department only knows COBOL, whose fault is that? A little training can go a long way. Re-training your IT department for your needs is a smart investment, if you are loyal to your employees, most will actually become loyal to you...

    While I'm sure MBA's will disagree, if you change these policies, you will no longer have an IT shortage.

    And here is one more, this one is more the fault of education instead of corporations... (also, mostly about developers, but it might apply to other fields)
    We need to teach people how to program, not programming languages. There are too many people that learn a language without learning any programming concepts. They end up googling even simple programming solutions and slap crap together that needs to be rewritten with every minor spec change. The people that learned how to program will write something that is flexible and can be modified as the system evolves. Over time this will allow for time savings which will translate into needing fewer developers.

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  14. Re:Don't forget the free and open source people to by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Good that you mention aspiration. Today, our brightest kids are thinking about the career to pursue, and are faced with the following choice: coast through law school and get a job that pays well and is well-respected (I meant by regular folks, not us). Grab a masters in business school and be a high earning manager or hot shot consultant. Or slog your way through a masters in tech, which is generally far more difficult and often takes longer as well, after which you'll have a job that earns you little respect and pay to match (that's not a coincidence, by the way). The find out that companies mostly offer only sucky career progression, often having no way up except going into middle management, where you end up at a level which your buddy who went to business school got right out of the gate, more or less. What the hell kind of choice is that?

    Back when I was deciding which uni to go to (in the late 80s), people already said you'd have to be mad to pick a career in tech, and since then things haven't improved any. I went anyway, as I prefer to do the things I love doing.

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  15. Re:Don't forget the free and open source people to by MareLooke · · Score: 5, Informative

    it would put people that actually matter there, making it a high risk operation

    only in the case of torvalds... the other two are just hacktivists

    Classifying RMS as "just a hacktivist" only highlights your ignorance. I suggest you read up on everything he's achieved (he started emacs, gdb and gcc to name a few) as a hacker before making such an unfounded claim.

    The fact that RMS also cares about people and not just about sating his own technological cravings is a positive point imho, whether I agree with him or not (and I often don't)

  16. Re:Don't forget the free and open source people to by erroneus · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Uh. No. I'm kind of hoping that plane crashes.

    Thing is, what made silicon valley what it was is a bunch of people trying all new things without the encumberance of a colon-full of patents and lawyers to spread them around. (See what I did there? It was intentional... let the image sink in.)

    Want the "good old days" back? Remove the kings of the hill and let's see a new scramble to the top. It wasn't WHO got us there as much as that there was a place to go. In the race to the top, there was less effort in trying to keep everyone else down and more into trying to rise to the top.

  17. Re:Don't forget the free and open source people to by TheRaven64 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    When were these 'good old days'? There's a story from shortly after the founding of Sun. They got a visit from IBM with a set of patents that they claimed Sun infringed. They sat the patent lawyers down and explained why for each patent it was either invalid or didn't apply. The Nazgul replied that they were probably right, but they could come back with another seven patents that Sun did infringe, and fighting them in court would be far more expensive than Sun could afford. Sun signed a cross-licensing agreement with IBM. This was the early '80s.

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  18. Re:Don't forget the free and open source people to by T-Bone-T · · Score: 3, Informative

    Coast through Law School? The only people I've heard of coasting through Law School never made it all the way through or stopped coasting after the first quarter. You know how some movies show law students running on treadmills with their books in front of them so they can study at the same time? That actually happens in real life all the time.

  19. Re:Don't forget the free and open source people to by FireFury03 · · Score: 3, Informative

    Classifying RMS as "just a hacktivist" only highlights your ignorance. I suggest you read up on everything he's achieved (he started emacs, gdb and gcc to name a few) as a hacker before making such an unfounded claim.

    The fact that RMS also cares about people and not just about sating his own technological cravings is a positive point imho, whether I agree with him or not (and I often don't)

    RMS tends to undermine any "free software" argument by virtue of being a religious fundamentalist... Don't get me wrong, I'm a big supporter of free software, but RMS seems to go to great lengths to compromise on freedom in order to push his free software religion.

    Example: he recommends using GPL instead of LGPL in situations where there is no reasonable competing library, in order to remove developers' freedom to use non-GPL licences for their software. Note - this isn't a consistent "everything should always be GPLed" view, he specifically says the choice of licence is down to whether or not you could use the GPL to remove other people's freedoms.

  20. ARGH by BVis · · Score: 3, Insightful

    There is no "tech skills crisis". There is a "unwillingness of businesses to pay people what they are worth" crisis. The natural function of supply and demand drives prices up when demand rises. While I'm not a proponent of the free market solving all the world's ills (left to its own devices, the damage that big business could do is unacceptable, since the free market requires an informed customer base, and we don't have that), this is a situation where the market is being unacceptably manipulated by moneyed interests influencing labor markets in a way that artificially drives prices down for a given market. If you want to attract high-quality talent (and that's not a given, a lot of employers don't want "good", they want "cheap", and then wonder why their product is shit), in a sane market, you have to treat your employees better than the other guy. Since the world would apparently collapse in upon itself if employees were treated like the valuable assets they are instead of greedy, lazy, expensive liabilities that are always whining about working conditions, we have a "tech skills crisis". It's fixable. Corporate profits are at all-time highs, productivity is off the charts, yet wages have been pretty much stagnant (when corrected for inflation) for decades. It's not rocket science. Pay people more and you'll out-produce the other guy. Sure, your company's profits might drop from 17 kajillion dollars to 16 kajillion dollars, but over the long-term (no wonder they can't deal with the concept) you'll come out ahead by producing a better product. But, improving quality is hard, while treating your employees like shit by paying them less and denying good benefits is easy and saves (short-term) money.

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  21. Re:Don't forget the free and open source people to by DerekLyons · · Score: 3, Informative

    When were these 'good old days'?

    Like all "golden eras"... they never were.
     
    I just got done reading a book on Edwin Land, and one of the things the book covered was how careful he was to get his stuff patented and protected as far back as the 1920's. One of the reasons why Polaroid had essentially a monopoly over instant cameras for so long (essentially from the late 40's to the late 80's) is that they patented the hell out of every detail. Or, one can go back even further - one of the reasons Electric Boat took such an early and commanding lead in submarine construction is that back in the late 1800's-early 1900's they held several key patents on submarine design features. Even after the patents expired, the "grace period" they provided allowed EB to build up such a reservoir of capital and experience that by the 1920's they were virtually the last man standing.
     
    The "golden era" of Silicon Valley wasn't so much about lack of patents, as it was the rapid growth of the electronics and computer industries during that time. They were very lucky in that there were several booms, mostly overlapping each other... but the boom times are gone now that industry is more-or-less mature. However, that hasn't stopped them or others from treating such boom times as $DIETY-given right.