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Lawsuit Could Expose Whether Top VC Firms Are Actually Good Investments

curtwoodward writes "Venture capitalists like to project the image of wise kingmaker, financial alchemists who have a unique gift for spotting the Next Big Thing. They do not like having anyone see data about their performance, which has been generally lackluster over the past decade. This can be a problem, however, when VCs cash big checks from investors at public pension funds — taking taxpayer money sometimes comes with public disclosure. That's the crux of a court fight happening in California, where the state's massive university system is resisting attempts by the Reuters news organization to decode a complex shell game intended to hide the return data of two giants of Silicon Valley: Kleiner Perkins Caufield & Byers and Sequoia Capital."

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  1. VC's are morons, just read techcrunch by alen · · Score: 4, Insightful

    every day they are hyping some tiny startup that is a copy cat. a year or two ago it was a new social media start up every week. then after square became popular there were payment startups every other day.

    figures i've read before are 7/10 VC investments lose money. 2 return the investment value. and one is a facebook or google returning many times its original investments

    1. Re:VC's are morons, just read techcrunch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      every day they are hyping some tiny startup that is a copy cat. a year or two ago it was a new social media start up every week.

      A simpler explanation is that techcrunch only has articles about stupid companies.

      I have worked at three small companies. Two were VC-funded. The other was funded with a reverse mortgage on the founder's house. All three involved improving yields in semiconductor manufacturing (and all three had different approaches to this problem). All made quite a bit of money.

      None of these companies will never be on techcrunch, because understanding what they do requires use of your brain. Techcrunch wouldn't write an article about any company whose work is hard for a non-expert to understand. When you apply that filter to small companies, you are left with bullshit companies.

      Want to see innovative startups doing amazing things? Find the premier conferences in a field, and read the proceedings. In my field (electronic design automation), those conferences are DAC (http://www.dac.com/) and ICCAD (http://iccad.com/).

    2. Re:VC's are morons, just read techcrunch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds pretty damn good to me, but I actually learned a little about finance.

    3. Re:VC's are morons, just read techcrunch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except if they invest in private space, then they're important visionaries for the human race.

    4. Re:VC's are morons, just read techcrunch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't see how you conclude "moron" from the strategy you described. In fact one Facebook out of 10 bets would be *fantastic* and reality is nowhere near that good. But hyping and making a large number of bets, with outsize payoffs from a small percentage, is not necessarily moronic. Some people even get rich doing that.

      Or are you suggesting that VC's should be able to identify winners so accurately that they win every time?

    5. Re:VC's are morons, just read techcrunch by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      Why do you think VC is considered "high risk"? That's the game they are in, and I think your ROI expectations are way too optimistic.

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    6. Re:VC's are morons, just read techcrunch by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1

      But they also make a REAL product that they will "sell the company" to Intel, TSCM, AMD for "reasonable" amounts of money if their work pans out.
      The work is known, the players are known, the exit is known... They have a high risk problem... But it's a DEFINED problem, with an answer worth a certain amour of money... It's not "blue sky" research. Those aren't "gamble startups" where VC is expecting 100 fold returns for customer facing websites.

    7. Re:VC's are morons, just read techcrunch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wha'ts wrong with that?

      A VC is a fund manager. His clients are his investors, whether wealthy individuals or institutions like CALPers or the UC Pension Fund. They're just like a mutual fund manager, except instead of investing in stocks, they're investing in start ups. A mutual fund picks winners and losers, and ideally over time the gains of the winners outweigh the losses of the losers. The main difference between a VC and a mutual fund is the VC fund is not liquid (generally you invest and see your return in 5-7 years), it's losers lose typically 50-100% of their value depending on the cap (a VC typically writes in a stipulation that they get back #x their investment in the case of company acquisition, usually between 0-1X), but it's winners win big, like 10-25X the initial investment in those 5-7 years. When you average the gains over the fund life, ideally they made money for their investors.

      I'm a bit reluctant to support this effort. While I agree there should be some sort of disclosures for public funds like the UC Pension Fund, VC funds don't fit into rules designed for mutual funds and exchange traded securities. You can't get any estimation of returns or value until the fund has completed it's life cycle, as you don't know what the startup's value is worth until it's acquired. And at best they should only provide fund performance, which will be a small amount of data, because the underlying assets (the startups) are at a vulnerable stage and disclosing financial data can be extremely damaging to the investment.

      For those of you decrying VCs, you're right, most VCs are right about everything in their own minds, and often lose 7 times out of 10. They also are a critical asset for startups, as the funding they provide doesn't have to be repaid or even pay interest on for some time, helping fund the company in it's initial stages while at the same time reducing cash flow pressures, which are super important at early phases. And I also think that the UC Pension Fund and other institutional funds should be involved in this area. The UC Pension fund only allows about .1% of assets to be invested in VC type investments, not bringing in significant risk, but still providing billions in funding for California startups, so it is vital to the state economy.

    8. Re:VC's are morons, just read techcrunch by alexander_686 · · Score: 1

      Investment performance can be done. You right, you can’t do performance reporting like a mutual fund – which must be done daily. But there are standards for private equity that can done quarterly. Moreover, as a investor in a hedge fund you deserve accurate and timely reporting – you are not buying a pig in a poke. I am not saying the PM has to reveal its secret sauce – but it should provide enough information so a outsider can judge the risk and nature of the fund and the VC is working for you – not just sitting on a beach somewhere. GIPS offers standards that run daily priced funds to real estate.

      http://www.gipsstandards.org/Pages/index.aspx

  2. That's not how they work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Venture capitalists ...financial alchemists who have a unique gift for spotting the Next Big Thing

    No, they don't. What they do is invest in many different things that they think may have potential - they spread their bets. Couple that with deals where they get paid first at the ROI they demand (+40%), screwing over the initial founders in the process.

    AND they use other people's money while making sure they get a big cut in fees and whatnot because of their "expertise" while giving their investors returns that don't quite warrant the risk they are taking.They, the VCs, can't lose - the founders and the investors take most if not all the risk.

    The only thing these guys have is connections to money and a lucky hit or two.

    1. Re:That's not how they work by SJHillman · · Score: 3

      Read the words that you skipped over. It clearly says that is the image they like to project, not that's what they actually are (actually, it goes on to say that they're just the opposite of their image).

    2. Re:That's not how they work by alexander_686 · · Score: 1

      I know what you are saying, but I disagree.

      If you want Alpha you hire a hedge fund for their expertise. For the examples given, Sequoia et.al., they will invest in 20 high tech startups. Which, from the broad market perspective, is not spreading your bets. This gives you Alpha – a special extra return over the normal market return because of the managers skill (or luck – it is always better to be lucky then good.)

      If you want to spread your bets you but a index fund – you get the Beta and a cheap cost.

    3. Re:That's not how they work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Given that within 5 years more than 1/2 of all start-ups will fail and that within 10 years 2/3 of start-ups will fail, investing in a new business is rather risky, even for those who make a living at it. That's the first thing anyone investing in VC funds should know.

      Second, if the performance of a particular VC fund is unknown, that just adds to the risk of investing in it. While tax dollars shouldn't be invested in such funds, if private people or corporations want to, that's their prerogative.

      Third, no one is getting screwed if the founders sought and agreed to capital under conditions that may be detrimental to them at some point. No one forced them to agree to such terms.

      Forth, there is no such thing as luck. Knowledge and skill on the other hand are very real things that will bring about success more often than not, which some wrongly and ignorantly perceive as luck.

      As with any business in the market, if they don't continue to provide a service that people value and want, then they would no longer be able to make money and be in business.

  3. Re:Like laws and sausages by alexander_686 · · Score: 1

    I agree with your second statement while disagreeing with your first.

    I would hope that the public is mature enough to understand that investing in alternative asset classes will result in lump, erratic returns – they are designed that way. Many have long lock up periods (10 years) to ensure that the investment managers focus on long term results. Alternative asset classes (VC being a subclass) has been touted as a wonderful thing – the reality has been less rosy. Many used cheap interest rates to leverage up during the good days or other cheap strategies. The good ones are great but there are too many poor ones out there. Owners of a fund have a right to good management and accurate reporting – demand no less.

    http://www.economist.com/news/finance-and-economics/21568741-hedge-funds-have-had-another-lousy-year-cap-disappointing-decade-going

  4. This just in by wbr1 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    People who gamble others' money loathe to disclose depth and depravity of their addiction.

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    1. Re:This just in by khallow · · Score: 2, Insightful

      People who gamble others' money loathe to disclose depth and depravity of their addiction.

      Nonsense. They just don't want the marks warned off.

    2. Re:This just in by wbr1 · · Score: 1

      Very valid point. Care to take a wager? ;)

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  5. Re:Fraud/abuse alert... apk by Aguazul2 · · Score: 0

    Android Package (apk):
    Go home. You're Drunk!

    Drunk 24/7? I wonder whether this is actually a fledgling machine intelligence that has reached self-awareness and is trying to reach out in the only way it knows how.

  6. Investment Analysis by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Whether or not the returns from private equity are better than the public markets has been controversial for a long time.

    However it is well known that other aspects of these markets are undesirable for investors. Lack of disclosure, poor liquidity and negative scaling are some of these.

    http://www.economist.com/blogs/freeexchange/2012/09/private-equity

    Given the lack of clear benefits and the well-known problems with these funds it's pretty obvious that pension funds should not be invested in these instruments.

    1. Re:Investment Analysis by alexander_686 · · Score: 2

      I too read the Economist but I come away with a slightly different reading.

      Alternative assets actually are a good thing for pension funds to invest in. For example, lack of liquidity means the assets are cheap, which means you get superior performance over the long term. Hedge funds have a lock up period of 10 years, pension funds invested for people working today won’t be needed for 10 years. It is a perfect marriage.

      Now, for the last 10 years everybody and their dog have been piling into hedge funds. Which means many hedge funds have been able to get away with poor disclosure (as you mentioned) and poor results. Now that the punch bowl has been taken away, the hangover begins.

    2. Re:Investment Analysis by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 1

      I would tend to agree; investments for the "very rich" including pension funds are much more about long-term stability and comfortably beating out inflation than trying to get 10 points above the broader market return.

      My issue with it though is that the management fees for mediocre return are way too high.

    3. Re:Investment Analysis by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

      Lack of liquidity also means higher risk. It means you cannot get out of the investment if it starts to go sour.

      It is not a perfect marriage at all. It's taking on more risk than the more or less average returns justify.

      Hedge funds are more or less in the same category as private capital. Poor disclosure, high expenses and poor liquidity. The result is a lot of risk that isn't justified by the returns. Ask the folks who had money in MF Global or Long-Term Capital Management how they feel about the importance of liquidity and I think you will get a very pithy answer.

    4. Re:Investment Analysis by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

      I agree with the idea of alternative investments as being worthwhile. For both personal and institutional investors.

      However the fact is that there are not many alternative investments that are actually beneficial. Most just add risk without commensurate returns.

      There is a really good introductory book on the topic if you are interested into getting in to the nitty gritty.

      http://www.amazon.com/Only-Guide-Alternative-Investments-Youll/dp/1576603105/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1364494591&sr=8-1&keywords=alternative+investments

      I recommend it quite highly.

    5. Re:Investment Analysis by alexander_686 · · Score: 1

      So, to clarify, speaking about high and low risk is kind of pointless, you need to look at the risk / reward ratio in a diversified portfolio. Ccompare these 2 indexes

              MSCI REIT Index – which tracks REITs - real estate trusts that trade on the stock market (i.e. liquid)

              FTSE NAREIT – which tracks returns from real estate partnerships, hedge funds, etc. (i.e. not liquid).

      The illiquid FTSE NAREIT consistently offers better risk / reward and diversification. This has been repeated with many different asset classes.
      So, in a sense you are right. Illiquid assets are risk so most people stay away. This depresses the price of said asset. If you have the stomach and a long term view, you can buy them for 80 cents on the dollar and earn long term excess returns.

      MF Global was not a hedge fund – it was a poor run brokerage firm that (criminally in my mind) comingled it’s assets with their clients. As for LTCM, I said it offered a better pay off, not that it was risk free.

    6. Re:Investment Analysis by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

      That's the thing though. The higher risk is not always rewarded by sufficient returns to compensate for the risk. Hedge funds and private capital are cases where the tradeoff is pretty questionable.

      REITs though are one of the alternative investment classes that are most worthwhile.

  7. Here's what makes a top VC firm by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

    Luck.

    Really, that's it. All the other less successful VC firms have the same tools of the trade and people that are on average about as good at spotting a winner. The difference is that the successful firms have their 5% bet pay off 10% of the time rather than 0% of the time.

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    1. Re:Here's what makes a top VC firm by characterZer0 · · Score: 2

      Marketing, not luck.

      The investments do not actually need to pan out. The VC firms just need to make their investors think that the investments will return, and the VC firm makes money in fees even if the overall return is low.

      It is a casino for the investors. The VC firm is the house.

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    2. Re:Here's what makes a top VC firm by alexander_686 · · Score: 1

      For some hedge funds this is true – but not for VC. On one side, a startup can only take funds from a limited number of people. On the other side, startups tend not to have audited financial statements, so it takes a lot of leg work for the due diligence.

  8. Venture capitalist alchemists? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    It seems more like someone wielding a shotgun in the dark shooting at targets. As long as he's got enough ammo, he will succeed.

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    1. Re:Venture capitalist alchemists? by ebno-10db · · Score: 1

      True, but 300 shells to get one duck is not a good ROI.

    2. Re:Venture capitalist alchemists? by DogDude · · Score: 1

      True, but it is if you're using somebody else's shells.

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    3. Re:Venture capitalist alchemists? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It's a good ROI if the slain duck can be traded for 500 shells.

    4. Re:Venture capitalist alchemists? by ctr2sprt · · Score: 1

      It is if you can sell the duck for enough money to buy 400 shells.

    5. Re:Venture capitalist alchemists? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      True, but they ain't duck hunting.

      VCs shoot at much bigger targets. Basically what they do is they ponder how many shells they'll need to slay it, then calculate how many shells they could buy with the revenue of the carcass, and when B trumps A, they start firing.

      The "high risk" comes from the fact that both are just estimates.

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    6. Re:Venture capitalist alchemists? by ebno-10db · · Score: 1

      The point is that that's a mighty big "if".

    7. Re:Venture capitalist alchemists? by ebno-10db · · Score: 1

      The "high risk" comes from the fact that both are just estimates.

      Estimates? Following Orwell's rules for plain English, that should be changed to "guesses". And since they insist on a big cut regardless of how good their "estimates" are, you can infer how much confidence they have in them.

    8. Re:Venture capitalist alchemists? by ebno-10db · · Score: 1

      That's the secret. Oh, and you get to pocket some of the shells just for showing up claiming to know how to hunt.

  9. VC risk is more long term by sjbe · · Score: 1

    AND they use other people's money while making sure they get a big cut in fees and whatnot because of their "expertise" while giving their investors returns that don't quite warrant the risk they are taking.They, the VCs, can't lose - the founders and the investors take most if not all the risk.

    It's not true that they cannot lose. While typically it is not their own money at risk (though sometimes it is), if a VC is unsuccessful with a fund they often find it difficult/impossible to raise money for their next fund. The risks to the VC are typically more long term. If I'm a big pension fund manager investing with a VC fund and I don't receive a return on my investment, I'm not going to invest with that VC again most likely. The VC community isn't a very big one and the people who invest in VC funds typically are pretty well connected. Screw up a VC fund and the VC fund manager can easily find themselves effectively blackballed from future work in the industry.

    The only thing these guys have is connections to money and a lucky hit or two.

    Connections to money is an extremely valuable thing. You talk about it dismissively but access to capital is difficult to come by. VCs do provide a useful service for a relatively small number of companies but their reputation as kingmakers is somewhat out of proportion to their actual ability to pick winners. Most successful companies do not ever get VC funding. Most of the Fortune 500 got there without a dime of VC money. A few (Google etc) probably wouldn't have gotten there without it.

  10. Audits are overrated by sjbe · · Score: 5, Insightful

    On the other side, startups tend not to have audited financial statements, so it takes a lot of leg work for the due diligence.

    Audited financials are somewhat overrated. See Enron. It's not terribly hard to make financial statements too confusing to interpret. I defy anyone reading this to look at the financial reports of any large bank and tell me how much risk they are exposed to or what their investment portfolio looks like. A VC will still have to do a ton of legwork for any company they plan to invest in.

    Disclosure: I'm am a certified accountant.

    1. Re:Audits are overrated by alen · · Score: 1

      isn't that because there are lots of things a bank can hide off the public financial records? Not totally hide them but only make a small mention of some investments in the small print and keep the numbers off the main financial statements

    2. Re:Audits are overrated by alexander_686 · · Score: 1

      And I was not trying to say that audited statements were fool proof – as you have pointed out the can be window dressing or wholesale fraud. Financial Shenanigans by Howard Schilit is a good book on the subject.

      The point I was trying to make is that for a public company everybody has access to the same level of data. Anybody can go to Edger and get them – it’s not like VCs have a magic wand – in theory they make their money though their application of superior wisdom. (Unless you are talking about illegal insider trading – but that is a different story.)

      When it comes to private companies it is a different story. To some investors they just might throw out a 1 page finical summary – for other they may open their order book.

    3. Re:Audits are overrated by alexander_686 · · Score: 1

      As of today, not so much.

      You are probably thinking about Special Purpose Vehicles. These tend to be narrowly construed financial companies where one can park matched assets & liabilities. Back in Enron’s days, one could sell 5% of that company and get all off the liabilities off the books. In Enron’s case the SPV had full recourse back to Enron, so this was little more than a fig leaf. (In Enron’s case, the 5% equity was dodgy, the matched assets were dodgy, etc.). I would recommend “Smartest Guys in the Room” (The book is much better then movie – but also much thicker.)

      The rules have been tightened to require real distance between the parent and the SPV to off-load liabilities from the books.

    4. Re:Audits are overrated by sjbe · · Score: 1

      isn't that because there are lots of things a bank can hide off the public financial records?

      They don't need to do that although that has been a tactic used in the past. A bit less these days, post Enron. The bank simply needs to be vague about exactly what the composition of their investment portfolio is and ALL banks are rather opaque in this respect. Furthermore certain financial instruments are extremely difficult to evaluate. It's difficult to tell sometimes whether a derivative is a hedge or speculation or what the risk is. As an outsider it can be extremely difficult to evaluate the level of risk a bank is exposed to.

    5. Re:Audits are overrated by Herkum01 · · Score: 1

      It was Enron making their financials too complicated to understand that brought about it's downfall. People who were knowledgeable looked at it and said "WTF? no way all of this was real" and started betting against the stock. That betting crashed the stock and then the company.

      Whether it is fair or not is something, not everyone has the knowledge to research everything in detail. But if there was nothing there, then it never would have been exposed for the fraud that it was.

  11. Paraphrasing a broadcaster by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 2

    The stock market is now a sucker's bet. There's too much underhanded wheeling and dealing going on. Warren Buffet gets a sweetheart no-risk deal to buy up GM (?) stock, then the papers report he's investing in Detroit so that the rest of the sheep will follow. Jim Cramer built a career pumping and dumping stocks and the guy got a SHOW out of it! I took a look at investing years back and came away thinking I should avoid it like the plague (unless you've got a buddy on the inside of a deal).

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  12. 98% failure rate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the venture capitalists made money hand over fist, they wouldn't need and ever increasing amount of inward funds to invest. They'd simply invest their profits.

    It's because their profits are so bad (and often non-existent) that they don't have enough money of their own to invest.

  13. Re:That's not I folks: It's Jeremiah Cornelius... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What if Jeremiah Cornelius is the real APK & the one trying to implicate Jeremiah Cornelius. is the fake APK?

  14. I'm speaking with a butface by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    GP here: I see what you're saying. Here's the but ,,,

    While typically it is not their own money at risk (though sometimes it is), if a VC is unsuccessful with a fund they often find it difficult/impossible to raise money for their next fund.

    Isn't that what this lawsuit is about? Hiding the "bad apples"?

    Sorry, another "but" ..

    Connections to money is an extremely valuable thing. You talk about it dismissively but access to capital is difficult to come by. VCs do provide a useful service for a relatively small number of companies but their reputation as kingmakers is somewhat out of proportion to their actual ability to pick winners.

    You are absolutely right: connections are important (maybe more important than anything!) and I cannot argue against that. But the thing is they can't pick winners. They are just playing the odds and transferring most if not all the risk to others.

    OTOH, yes I agree, I've seen some VC deals that have done exceptionally well for the founders and original investors - Apple is a case in point. But (again with the but, I know) those are outliers. Most VC deals are not that lucrative by a long shot and that's where the founders and investors get screwed - and that's another thing that this lawsuit is about.

    I hear what your saying and there's plenty of truth in it - but it assumes everyone is playing fair -and this lawsuit is trying rectify that. Now, we get into the unfairness of lawsuits and lawyer fees and lawyers winning on all sides ....

  15. Outrageous Union Pensions Are Unsustainable by Nova+Express · · Score: 3, Informative

    Why did public pensions invest in venture capital firms in the first place? Years of ever-escalating pension benefits plus years of severe underfunding those same pensions means that they needed unrealistic growth rates to even come close to meeting their targets.

    Take California for example. Not only did they keep increasing pensions promises while underfunding them, they used a variety of accounting tricks to cover it up. On top of that, they assumed unrealistic returns (7.5% or higher in many cases).

    How could they get away with? California has essentially become a one-party state where public employee unions are the most powerful interest group. So the process is:

    1. Public employee unions use mandatory union dues to contribute to Democratic candidates.
    2. Once elected, Democrats vote for ever escalating pension benefits.
    3. Democrats appoint pension board officials who ignore underfunded pensions. And the CEO of CalPERS, California's largest pension fund, was just indicted for fraud. "The indictment charges that the falsified documents allowed Villalobos to reap $14 million in fees for serving as a middleman between CalPERS and a prominent investment firm handling $3 billion in CalPERS' money."

    Combine this with ever-higher taxes, and a faltering economy, and you have a recipe for the governing class looting the treasury at the expense of the middle class (and future generations that will have to deal with the consequences of bankruptcy and crushing debt loads). Several California cities have already declared bankruptcy, and newer, more transparent accounting rules will probably force more into bankruptcy.

    VC funds are probably the least of their worries.

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    1. Re:Outrageous Union Pensions Are Unsustainable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The new GASB rules are absurd. If the rules were in place in the 90s, most cities would have been reporting their pension plan's as a source of income due to the large investment returns at the time, despite the fact that overfunding in a pension can't be taken out.

      Most of our retirement plan problems are due to inappropriate responses to overfunding in the 90s. Government plans took contribution holidays and/or raised benefits. Corporate plans were toyed woth in various ways (primarily freezes and amendments to pay termination benefits out if them) to create accounting gains under FASB rules. Union plans were forced to pass benefit increases due to tax deductibility limits for overfunded plans.

      The only reasonable approach to disclosure and transparency for pension plans are contribution projections (showing that the plan can be funded with an achievable funding policy over a reasonable timeframe). This approach is part of the regulatory framework for union plans and I'm aware of at least one state that has copied it for regulating its municipalities.

      However, the projection approach is incompatible with the accounting profession's emphasis on putting everything on the balance sheet regardless of whether it is appropriate for it to be there.

    2. Re:Outrageous Union Pensions Are Unsustainable by ediron2 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Given the presence of Hollywood, Silicon Valley, defense contractors and farming economies like the Imperial Valley, implying that public employees and their union are omnipotent is laughable.

      Your economy isn't faltering. Some areas were gutted by industry itself (manufacturing), some have tech-related disruptive challenges (movies/music), and farm revenue and silicon valley revenue are booming. Your tax rate above 200k income remains at record lows, percentagewise. Your tax rate overall is slim compared to years ago. Even CalPERS has trimmed down administrative costs steadily in the last 5 years (http://www.calpers.ca.gov/eip-docs/about/facts/general.pdf)

      Individual corruption is a red herring, too. Shine some light into those dark areas, root it out (corporate / private or public), and we'll... oh, wait, that's already being done.

      The problem in Cali is the same as everywhere else: mere working stiffs not seeing any of 40 years of prosperity vs. corporate and 1%er's taxes plunging. Add in your state's epic damage from Prop 13 and similar right-wing nuttery, and you've created this economic pinch. Stop blaming the last bastion of union/pensioned people: when most of them got their jobs, they took lower pay in trade for stability and a pension. The problem isn't them, it's that you've screwed so many other middle-class people in the state and propped up banksters and billionaires with the proceeds until public employees' situation looks enviable enough to the rest of the citizenry to assault.

    3. Re:Outrageous Union Pensions Are Unsustainable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Shhh... stop pointing out that between income taxes, property taxes, sales tax, fuel tax, Social Security, and Medicare they're paying as much as 45% of their income in taxes while an investor can use long term capital gains tax to pay 15% only on the investments he cashes out and that if you add together property, sales, and fuel tax that puts his total tax rate at 20% tops.

      I have nothing against Sergei Brin, but let's use him as an example. His personal wealth can easily grow over a billion dollars this year. His salary is $1, so his taxes on that at federal and local levels totals maybe $0.40 tops. Boo hoo. Say he cashes out $100 million in his Google shares. He pays 15% as capital gains tax, $1.3 million in property taxes (another 1.3%) and maybe a total of $100,000 in sales taxes and gas taxes for the toys he buys. Effective tax rate on the money he cashed out: under 17%. Effective tax rate as a percentage of his wealth increase for the year: 1.7%.

      I have nothing against the man, and of course his money and his work adds tremendous value to the economy. But the idea that it's immoral to provide pensions for people that served the state for 40 years because it takes an unfair portion of his money - when he employs people taught by state teachers, he's protected by state police, he's protected by state fire department employees, he's protected by state-run prisons, etc... etc... is ludicrous.

  16. Public Pension Funds by PPH · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Being involved with some VC myself, one of the things that we value highly is the proprietary nature of our operations. If we advertise our strategies, others will try to get in on the deals. This will drive prices up and dilute the potential return on our investment. In a market where survival means making a 60% return on one out of three startups and seeing the other two go bust, that would kill the VC business.

    The alternative (which we practice) is to tell people with a duty to publicly disclose to kindly go f*k themselves when they try to buy in. There's plenty of money around and my heart wouldn't be broken if us wealthy people made 20% returns per year while the teachers union pension makes 0.1%

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    1. Re:Public Pension Funds by ebno-10db · · Score: 1

      Nice line of BS Daddy Warbucks, but you overlooked that they want fund performance from ten years ago.

    2. Re:Public Pension Funds by PPH · · Score: 1

      In this case, They == Reuters

      Reuters can go f*k themselves. Our fund keeps our investors informed and happy. Don't like our rules? Or can't live with them because of regulations or judicial interference? Take your money and go home.

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    3. Re:Public Pension Funds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      bernie madoff, is that you? i didn't know you were on /.!

    4. Re:Public Pension Funds by ebno-10db · · Score: 2

      Reuters can go f*k themselves.

      An interesting argument. Perhaps you could submit an amicus curiae brief to the court.

      Our fund keeps our investors informed and happy.

      Of course it does. Why would anyone ever think otherwise? Extreme secrecy is always used strictly for legitimate business reasons, just like the state secrets privilege is always used for legitimate national security reasons.

      Take your money and go home.

      Exactly what UC did ten years ago with their Kleiner and Sequoia investments, yet Kleiner and Sequoia are fighting tooth and nail to prevent disclosure of performance data from a decade ago. Oh, that's right, you already said that it's to prevent disclosure of their strategies. I guess their strategies are so good that they haven't had to change them in ten years, and they might be revealed even though California law specifically requires them only to disclose overall fund performance, and not the details about the performance of the underlying companies that make up the funds.

    5. Re:Public Pension Funds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think I'm glad you're not handling my money. Let me guess, you're in marketing side?

      60% return on 1/3 and two bust:
      octave:10> (1/3) * 1.6 + (2/3) * 0
      ans = 0.53333

      So, you lose almost half the invested money on each cycle?

    6. Re:Public Pension Funds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      VC's need to go out of business and then euthanize all the non-support employees/management.

      You can go fuck yourself.

      There is nothing secret about your business, whoever can talk the most BS gets funded. Speak clearly and they ignore you, use meaningless buzzwords and they buy in.

      Yes, I have a low opinion of all businessmen, fucking retards to the end.

    7. Re:Public Pension Funds by PPH · · Score: 1

      whoever can talk the most BS gets funded. Speak clearly and they ignore you, use meaningless buzzwords and they buy in.

      Yes, I have a low opinion of all businessmen, fucking retards to the end.

      It's amazing how many people think like that. Tell some startup that they need to put some more thought into their business plan and they stomp off, saying

      You can go fuck yourself.

      Word gets around. And people who aren't willing to take constructive criticism will get shunned by everyone. Keep in mind that most startups fail because of poor business planning, financing or marketing. Not crappy technology. You might have the neatest gizmo on the Internet. But if you can't demonstrate that you can bring it to market, you are worthless. If you are wiling to take a few rejections gracefully and listen to advice, eventually someone might fund you.

      Thankfully, most VC funds don't advertise information about failures. Or someone like Reuters might start putting together lists of would be entrepreneurs who are repeat screw-ups.

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      Have gnu, will travel.
    8. Re:Public Pension Funds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is a huge difference between improving your business plan and throwing out meaningless buzzwords to placate the drooling monkeys.

      ALL businessmen can go fuck themselves, VC jackasses need to die in a fire.

      Businessmen are fucking retards through and through.

    9. Re:Public Pension Funds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is funny.

      I had to wrote a technical report for a businessman. It was two pages and spelled out everything in detail. He didn't like it. I rewrote it out to nine pages by literally copy/pasting multiple times from the original and threw in lots of stupid buzzwords that say nothing that businessmen love and he absolutely loved it.

      Businessmen can go fuck themselves, they are the reason the best ideas never win.

  17. VC by Frankie70 · · Score: 1

    Venture Capital is a glorified name. Let's call it what it really is - junk bonds.

  18. Re:Fraud/abuse alert... apk by Weezul · · Score: 1
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  19. worse, this shithead has mod points. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and using them.

  20. the Viet Cong sure get around! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thousands of miles from home, poor ol VC investing in vaporware and primary wrecking ball of the dot com bubbles.

  21. Re:Like laws and sausages by muon-catalyzed · · Score: 1

    Most VCs are losing money, that is the norm, there a very few hits, sucessfull IPOs or buyouts..

  22. Why is the university trying to protect them? by sjbe · · Score: 1

    Isn't that what this lawsuit is about? Hiding the "bad apples"?

    I've read the article and it is hard to say. Probably you are correct but maybe not in the way you think. I suspect it might have more to do with the VCs not wanting their various clients to see who is getting a better deal. Furthermore if you know KP or Sequoia's returns it gives information to other VCs who might offer a better deal It's not probably about hiding the performance of specific investments so much as it is for competitive reasons. There are a finite number of good investments at a given time and it wouldn't be hard for a manager of an investing fund to do a bit of price shopping if they had enough information. After all, it doesn't matter if the VC charges a lot if their performance (alpha) is good enough to justify their rate. But if their performance is just average, no one wants to pay extra for average performance.

    Most VC deals are not that lucrative by a long shot and that's where the founders and investors get screwed - and that's another thing that this lawsuit is about.

    Anyone who invests in a VC fund knows the batting average is low. This is not an interesting fact. There probably will be around 1 successful company out of 10. That's not (usually) a reflection of the incompetence of VCs so much as it is a reflection of how hard it is build a successful business. The real question is why KP and Sequoia are hiding the returns of their specific funds. It's not shocking that they would do so - I can think of several reasonable explanations. My confusion is why the University is trying to protect that information.

    1. Re:Why is the university trying to protect them? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't that what this lawsuit is about? Hiding the "bad apples"?

      I've read the article and it is hard to say. Probably you are correct but maybe not in the way you think. I suspect it might have more to do with the VCs not wanting their various clients to see who is getting a better deal. Furthermore if you know KP or Sequoia's returns it gives information to other VCs who might offer a better deal It's not probably about hiding the performance of specific investments so much as it is for competitive reasons. There are a finite number of good investments at a given time and it wouldn't be hard for a manager of an investing fund to do a bit of price shopping if they had enough information. After all, it doesn't matter if the VC charges a lot if their performance (alpha) is good enough to justify their rate. But if their performance is just average, no one wants to pay extra for average performance.

      Most VC deals are not that lucrative by a long shot and that's where the founders and investors get screwed - and that's another thing that this lawsuit is about.

      Anyone who invests in a VC fund knows the batting average is low. This is not an interesting fact. There probably will be around 1 successful company out of 10. That's not (usually) a reflection of the incompetence of VCs so much as it is a reflection of how hard it is build a successful business. The real question is why KP and Sequoia are hiding the returns of their specific funds. It's not shocking that they would do so - I can think of several reasonable explanations. My confusion is why the University is trying to protect that information.

      The thing is, and I appreciate EVERYTHING you have said - we creators are in this together - you are right. I am right.

      Let's stick together and share our experiences and keep from being screwed by the money guys.

  23. VC's behavior by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I've worked with many VC firms over the years even working for one once. Everyone has to remember that the business of VC's is to find places to invest other peoples money. It's a lot harder than it sounds. One of my jobs was to read business plans by the hundreds. 99.99% of them were total junk, written by people who were totally clueless. Of the remaining .01% most were really pie in the sky ideas. Of the ~1000 business plans I read over the course of a year I think the VC firm invested in 2 companies only one of which lived long enough to get bought out by someone. Finding good investments was so difficult that the VC I worked for had to liquidate one fund of over $100 million dollars earmarked for mobile communications and return it to the investors because they couldn't find enough worthy ideas. Raising money is easy, all you need are a good idea, people who know how to execute the good idea and a viable exit strategy. The last is probably the most important part of any business plan if you want VC participation.

    1. Re:VC's behavior by ebno-10db · · Score: 1

      I believe everything you wrote, but having somebody read through hundreds of business plans does not justify the skim that VC's take.

    2. Re:VC's behavior by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL

      Why is the end-game always selling out for you fucktards?

      If your business plan ends in "and a bigger company will buy us out" you are a worthless company that shouldn't even start. That is the main reason 99.9% of VC funded business are epic failures.

  24. It's "venture" capital by moeinvt · · Score: 1

    There are different types of VC firms, but overall, I think they are for investors who have a generally high risk tolerance.

    I recently attended a conference and saw a presentation by a guy who was part of a small VC firm that funded startups. They understand and expect that many of the "ventures" will be losers. They even expect that they will invest in more losers than winners overall. They're betting on finding a small number of ventures that really take off and provide big returns that will compensate for other losses.

    1. Re:It's "venture" capital by ebno-10db · · Score: 1

      Boilerplate. Everybody who's heard of VC understands and accepts everything you said. It has nothing to do with disclosing the performance of funds from 10 years ago.

  25. Original Link Fixed (Sorry) by curtwoodward · · Score: 1

    Hi all, author and submitter here. Sorry about the link problems - it's all my fault. I edited the headline to make Sequoia possessive, to avoid confusion with another fund. To be OCD about it, I also added the 'S' to the URL. Which means a ton of you bonked the 404 page when you went to read the article. Never edit before coffee. So I have changed it back. This one works again: http://www.xconomy.com/national/2013/03/27/kleiner-sequoia-fund-returns-could-be-exposed-in-ca-lawsuit/?single_page=true Thanks to the other commenters who found the temporarily working link, which is no longer live. That'll teach me.

  26. Simple solution, too complicated? Failed Audit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "It's not terribly hard to make financial statements too confusing to interpret"

    Simple solution: too complicated? - Failed Audit. Next step - suspend trading and/or daily fines (especially for private firms) until the financials are clearly and transparently documented to the approval and understanding of all shareholders and regulators, as well as third parties of average intelligence and training.

    If a person of average intelligence (100 IQ) with a college degree in accounting can't understand the financials, they are too complicated to approve. We see this over and over - complicated financials are primarily (exclusively?) a way to hide the truth, primarily actual level of risk or insider dealing/conflict of interest. Prime example: bundling of subprime mortgatges and creation of derivatives.

    Overall, complicated financial instruments (derivatives) and statements (Enron, most banks) are a net loss to society. They make a few criminals rich, but impoverish the rest of us. Accounting, like Banking, is killing itself and its own value by not demanding simplicity and transparency. To the average person a Banker (Ratings firms, etc.) is simply a criminal (I am not kidding.) Accountants risk the same attitude if they do not start cracking the whip.

    1. Re:Simple solution, too complicated? Failed Audit. by alexander_686 · · Score: 1

      Minor nit – but private companies don’t need audited statements. And VC funds are private - so – no audited statements.

  27. VC's suck ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you are at all interested in growing your company and not selling out to greedy fuckstains, VC is not the way to go.

    It is even worse than going public, something any company that cares about its product, image, employees, customers, or community should not do.

  28. Re:That's not I folks: It's Jeremiah Cornelius... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jeremiah Cornelius is a lie projected on the wall of Plato's Cave, which in turn is wrapped in tin foil, and sprinkled with uranium hexaflouride.

    Huzzah.