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A German Parking Garage Parks Your Car For You

moon_unit2 writes "Tech Review has a story about a garage in Ingolstadt, Germany, where the cars park themselves. The garage is an experiment set up by Audi to explore ways that autonomous technology might practically be introduced; most of the sensor technology is built into the garage and relayed to the cars rather than inside the cars themselves. It seems that carmakers see the technology progressing in a slightly different way to Google, with its fleet of self-driving Prius. From the piece: 'It's actually going to take a while before you get a really, fully autonomous car,' says Annie Lien, a senior engineer at the Electronics Research Lab, a shared facility for Audi, Volkswagen, and other Volkswagen Group brands in Belmont, California, near Silicon Valley. 'People are surprised when I tell them that you're not going to get a car that drives you from A to B, or door to door, in the next 10 years.'"

131 comments

  1. In Soviet Russia puppet regime by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    In former German Democratic Republic, car parked YOU!

    1. Re:In Soviet Russia puppet regime by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In former German Democratic Republic, car parked YOU!

      It's a darn pity the place does not auto incinerate the contents every time it fills up soon get rid of those crappy German Junk Boxes the excuses for cars total crap more like should be banned from the roads .

    2. Re:In Soviet Russia puppet regime by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In former German Democratic Republic, car parked YOU!

      Ingolstadt was on the other side of the wall ;)

  2. What is plural of "Prius"? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    Priui? Pri?

    1. Re:What is plural of "Prius"? by MasterOfGoingFaster · · Score: 1

      In the Southern US, we say "Pri-ya'll".

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    2. Re:What is plural of "Prius"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      According to Wikipedia, Prius derives from Latin. Typically, this would mean it is pluralized as Prii, though prius itself as a word can not be pluralized in the original Latin.

    3. Re:What is plural of "Prius"? by Nidi62 · · Score: 2

      Pious?

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    4. Re:What is plural of "Prius"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Prius is both an adverb ("previously") and the neuter, singular, nominative form of an adjective ("previous, prior.") Declining the adjective starts with a stem from the masculine/feminine form (prior) and in the neuter, plural, nominative form would be priora. Nouns and pronouns that end in -us and decline to plural ending in -i are only for the second declension. There are many other -us words in the 3rd and fourth declension that do not result in -i plurals.

    5. Re:What is plural of "Prius"? by OakDragon · · Score: 3, Funny

      I hear you talking, but all I can think is "People called Romanes, they go, the house?!"

    6. Re:What is plural of "Prius"? by lgw · · Score: 1

      Does that mean the real plural is Priodes, like octopodes? Priodes ... I like it!

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    7. Re:What is plural of "Prius"? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Do Vegas Elvii drive Prii?

    8. Re:What is plural of "Prius"? by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1

      and in the neuter, plural, nominative form would be priora

      Which, incidentally, would make a Lada out of Toyota.

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  3. Sheesh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    'People are surprised when I tell them that you're not going to get a car that drives you from A to B, or door to door, in the next 10 years.'

    Well certainly not with that attitude, lady. The tech has been available for some time, and legal in-roads have been paved for their use. Now someone just needs to step up to the plate. Thanks for announcing that that someone wont be you.

    1. Re:Sheesh by Bigby · · Score: 2

      It is rather short-sighted and pessimistic for him to say. The technology is already there. The only things holding it back are intricate details and liability concerns. The latter being the bigger issue.

    2. Re:Sheesh by gutnor · · Score: 5, Insightful

      10 years is the time it takes to bring a technology that is fully available now to mass production. Nothing to do with optimism or not, it takes several years to design and produce an incremental upgrade on existing cars.

      Just have a look at electric car and a modern company like Tesla. They announced their first car in 2006. Produced it in 2008, upgrade it to something slightly more usable by Joe User in 2012. If they keep it up at the same rhythm they could maybe have a real mass production (i.e. with the problem of the masses fixed) model in 2016. 10 years.

      Same thing here, you will get more and more automated car (there are car that park themselves, and can drive on the highway available now), but for a mass market, robotic taxi, 10 years does not seem so pessimistic.

    3. Re:Sheesh by lennier1 · · Score: 3, Informative

      The topic probably would've made more sense if the bullshit summary had actually contained a video of the experimental system: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfgn6evkMpw

    4. Re:Sheesh by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 1

      'People are surprised when I tell them that you're not going to get a car that drives you from A to B, or door to door, in the next 10 years.'

      'People are surprised when I tell them that you're not going to get a car that flies you from A to B, or door to door, in the next 100 years.'

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    5. Re:Sheesh by slas6654 · · Score: 0

      Next time there is an election and he/she/it candidate proposes "tort reform", vote for them! Slow progress == bad laws + civil judgements

  4. How does the insurance industry feel about this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How will the insurance industry make up for the rates charged if cars are fully autonomous? They will lose a very lucrative market if and when this comes to be.

  5. Self Parking by nschubach · · Score: 4, Insightful

    While it's a neat idea for a self parking garage. I saw a concept(?) previously where you drive your car into a "single car container" and when you left, your car in it's container would be shuttled off to a compact/secure storage array like a tape in a server room storage rack. Even though it requires more track and sensors, that system seems to be more realistic than a system that requires every car be programmed to understand the signals being broadcast by the garage.

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    1. Re:Self Parking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These are car companies, they still can't figure out how to get a 20 yr old convenience technology in a $1200 hunk of metal for less than $27,000...

    2. Re:Self Parking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The system you're descibing is for new build - this one can be retro fitted to an existing garage. Quite different.

    3. Re:Self Parking by stenvar · · Score: 1

      There are plenty of automatic parking garages:

      http://lmgtfy.com/?q=automatic+parking+garage

    4. Re:Self Parking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The probable long term issue with those garages is maintenance. Moving parts = wear and tear. Eventually things just wear out, esp if you are shuffling a couple of tons around. A normal garage prob has life expectancy of decades with low maintenance. A 'robot' garage not so much. They are cool to watch in action though and much more space efficient.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMWki9Ssdh4
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JguJpX7bS6k
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=QFHVukDUI2U&feature=fvwp

    5. Re:Self Parking by ArhcAngel · · Score: 1

      Actually Volkswagen has had one similar for a few years now.

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    6. Re:Self Parking by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      that system seems to be more realistic than a system that requires every car be programmed to understand the signals being broadcast by the garage.

      Yeah, after all.. look at the problems we had getting all the cell phones to work on the same systems. And getting all our appliances on the same voltage and frequency standard. And getting all modems and routers and switches to communicate...
       
      Oh. Wait.
       
      Seriously, you miss that there's a transitional form - where autonomous cars are parked automagically, while valets handle the rest. (Maybe hanging a dongle from the rearview mirror so the system knows where the manually driven car is.) There's also no particular problem with a standard communications format that the car then translates into it's own commands. In the computer field, these are long solved problem types - the problem here will be bringing the auto industry online and cooperating.

    7. Re:Self Parking by interval1066 · · Score: 1

      I can't believe I'm going to do this; I deserve copius down votes...

      In Soviet Russia, car parks YOU.

      Ok, let the hate begin...

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    8. Re:Self Parking by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      They have those in Japan, but they are more like giant rotisseries and the cars only sit on skiis, not in crates. They work pretty well.

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  6. Life Safety Critical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Life safety critical autonomy is very, very hard. Think a billion dollars for a system that makes one dectision -- up, down or not. TCAS took a billion dollars and 2 decades from the start of funding to fielding.

    1. Re:Life Safety Critical by stenvar · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's only "very, very hard" because people have an inflated sense of safety when a human is in charge. People can regularly cause accidents, but a single error by a machine will threaten the entire technology.

    2. Re:Life Safety Critical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Life safety critical autonomy is very, very hard.

      Perfection is hard, but beating a human operator is not. Humans constantly crash vehicles, but we just accept it as a matter of course.
      http://www.bostonglobe.com/metro/2012/12/06/mbta-driver-crash-held-second-full-time-job-with-bha/4M66jdB3J0HCnx2DwEwt7K/story.html

      How fucking had is it to design a system that prevents two electric trolleys from colliding? It's really fucking easy. Wire it up so drawing a load from any two adjacent blocks trips the circuit breaker for the block in the back. It's a practically bulletproof design-- get too close to the train in front and you lose power. Humans...even humans with "a decade of experience and a perfect safety record" really suck at this stuff.

      The REALLY hard part about autonomous vehicles is that they eliminate jobs in the short term. Go tell the Teamsters that $75/hr truck drivers aren't needed in this world, and then go run for office.

    3. Re:Life Safety Critical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go tell the Teamsters that $75/hr truck drivers aren't needed in this world, and then go run for office.

      Simpsons did it, Simpsons did it!

    4. Re:Life Safety Critical by SJHillman · · Score: 1

      I have an inflated sense of safety when I'm the human in charge, but just the opposite is true when I'm in a car with any other human in charge (especially my mother, she's scary). I'd feel safer in a car controlled by Skynet than I do in a car being driven by another human.

    5. Re:Life Safety Critical by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      Perfection is hard, but beating a human operator is not. Humans constantly crash vehicles, but we just accept it as a matter of course.

      I don't, and I don't. The failure of your argument comes when you realize that you would be replacing a large number of independent operators, most of whom do not "constantly crash vehicles", with a unified system that, when it fails, can potentially crash many of them.

      I don't crash my car very often (once rear-ended at a stoplight). I also don't hand my keys over to someone I don't trust to drive my car. By using an automated driving system, I would be replacing a known quantity that has a proven track record with an unknown potentially disasterous quantity that obeys the laws that appear in Risks Digest.

    6. Re:Life Safety Critical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't crash my car very often ... a known quantity that has a proven track record

      You aren't trying to manage risk, your are trying to maintain the feeling of control. What you need to accept is that you are NOT in total control when you are driving. You are subject to your own human error and to the human error of others. You think you are in complete control, because you "don't crash [your] car very often", but that's just a case of human intuition being really shitty at low-p statistics. When people get in a car to go buy a Powerball ticket, they don't consider the fact that they are more likely to die driving to the store than they are likely to win the lottery.

      Automated cars may not make you FEEL safer, but they do make you ACTUALLY safer. The math is plain. The tough part is convincing you that you are better off actually being safer than just feeling safer, despite human intuition. You are choosing security theater (your own beliefs of your driving ability) over actual security (the actuarial tables)

    7. Re:Life Safety Critical by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      That's because all human beings are different and a mistake is just that, where as a fleet of identical machines can all have the same design fault. They are not the same thing.

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    8. Re:Life Safety Critical by ooocmyooo · · Score: 1

      The REALLY hard part about autonomous vehicles is that they eliminate jobs in the short term. Go tell the Teamsters that $75/hr truck drivers aren't needed in this world, and then go run for office.

      Stop, just stop with the argument that it will destroy work places. Of course it will, but the problem is something else. Less work was the initial argument of introducing machines in industry and home: it will do the work for us and we can enjoy more free time.

      Why this doesnt work is that the "small" people don't see anything of the profit they make with the work of machines because the corporations and bosses just keep the profit for themselfes.

      So, next time you complain about loss of work place you blame the greedy guys who threat us like slaves, not the technological advance or machines.

    9. Re:Life Safety Critical by icebraining · · Score: 1

      Having the same design flaw is good, it means it's easier to avoid and fix it. Random errors are much harder to prevent.

  7. Re:How does the insurance industry feel about this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Probably what everyone else does when their current business model is threatened: bring in the lawyers and sue sue sue!

  8. Re:How does the insurance industry feel about this by xelah · · Score: 3, Interesting

    How will the insurance industry make up for the rates charged if cars are fully autonomous? They will lose a very lucrative market if and when this comes to be.

    By insuring car makers against crashes caused by their software. And, of course, it's not the rates they care about, but the profit....they may be able to maintain their profit whilst reducing rates by paying out less and getting rid of administrative overhead by dealing with a few big customers.

  9. Uh-huh. by JustAnotherIdiot · · Score: 1

    People are surprised when I tell them that you're not going to get a car that drives you from A to B, or door to door, in the next 10 years.

    Oh really now?

    Google has already been testing the cars on the road in Nevada, which passed a law last year authorizing driverless vehicles. Both Nevada and California require the cars to have a human behind the wheel who can take control of the vehicle at any time. So far, the cars have have racked up more than 300,000 driving miles, and 50,000 of those miles were without any intervention from the human drivers, Google says.

    Source dated Tue October 30, 2012

    Someone's a touch behind...

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    1. Re:Uh-huh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      RTFA shithead:

      "The problem, according to Lien and others within the industry, is that the kind of technology seen in many demonstrations given by automakers and in Google’s self-driving cars (see “Self-Driving Cars” and “Is This Why Google Doesn’t Want you to Drive?”) is nowhere near ready for the showroom. The hardware needs to become cheaper and more compact; systems need to be easy and intuitive to use; security and reliability has to be assured; and legal issues need to be ironed out. “You can make a car drive fairly autonomously, but it’s not a business product, and that’s the difference,” Lien says."

    2. Re:Uh-huh. by wcrowe · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Last summer I was in New England. A buddy and I were driving down the interstate and I wanted to stop at a pharmacy and get some antacids. We had the GPS unit find the nearest pharmacy and it began directing us to a CVS just two miles away. The unit kept telling us that we were getting closer, but I didn't see any exits. Just before we crossed an overpass the GPS announced, "Your destination is on the right." Sure enough, I looked down and there was the CVS -- forty feet below us.

      I have often wondered how a driverless car would handle that situation.

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    3. Re:Uh-huh. by lloydchristmas759 · · Score: 1

      I don't really value a statement from a player of an industry that wasn't able to produce a decent electric car in 3 decades, but an outsider (Tesla) did it in a few years.

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    4. Re:Uh-huh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Which is exactly why self-driving cars won't be powered by Apple Maps.

    5. Re:Uh-huh. by interval1066 · · Score: 1

      Ok, I've heard of these stories, but I've never had my GPS unit (which is my phone) steer me wrong. I'm not saying it doesn't happen, but I seriously have to wonder HOW often. If it happened often enough you'd think that the units wouldn't be marketable, and they clearly are.

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    6. Re:Uh-huh. by Hentes · · Score: 1

      Google has been making these claims for quite a while, but refuses any independent test that could back them up. For a company notorious for putting out products at a "public beta" stage, they certainly take their time with technology they claim to be having for years.

    7. Re:Uh-huh. by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Autonomous cars don't just rely on GPS, so it would see there is no exit lane and probably ask you for navigational assistance.

      This sort of thing us not a big problem now thanks to street level cameras like Google uses. Nokia have them as well apparently. The difference in accuracy between Google/Nokia and say TomTom is huge, as Apple discovered.

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    8. Re:Uh-huh. by trigpoint · · Score: 1

      It happened to me when a POI was on the front door of a store, and the nearest road was an expressway. The solution is either to map the parking aisles or to put the POI on the entrance to the car park.

  10. Fahrvergnügen by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The Germans love driving. They love driving fast. I can see why it is set up so that "the first self-driving vehicles will perform only specific tasks." To numerous of them driving isn't just something to get from point A to point B. Which is why most German cars didn't have cupholders, etc that American cars did back in the 80s.

    I was recently working in Germany and a coworker mentioned that some lawmakers want to put a speed limit but there is heavy, heavy resistance funded in part by VAG and Benz. He likened it to America's gun culture. and with that analogy some of the stuff some of our gun rights advocates say makes sense to them. (Not all of it, some of it is crazy rhetoric.) You don't touch Germans' driving/cars and you don't touch Americans' guns.

    1. Re:Fahrvergnügen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't touch Germans' driving/cars and you don't touch Americans' guns.

      The other end of the spectrum would like us all to walk around in straitjackets and hum to express disapproval. I'll take the freedom-loving "nutjobs" in both of those countries.

    2. Re:Fahrvergnügen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm regularly crossing Germany from Belgium to Poland and that's nearly 800 km of Autobahn without speed limits. Not only do germans love to drive fast but they also drive very very well, in safe and recent cars. The contrast with, say, France, which is full of old wrecks and very bad drivers is staggering.

      As an ex-CEO of BMW once told to a minister in France: "If you have so many deads on the road in France it's because people are falling asleep due to driving at such low speeds"

      : )

    3. Re:Fahrvergnügen by jabuzz · · Score: 1

      Yet here in the UK where we don't drive around at stupid speeds our death rate in motor vehicle accidents is lower than in Germany by any measure you choose to use.

    4. Re:Fahrvergnügen by sgtrock · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but I'll bet you're all bored to tears driving from Point A to Point B. :-)

    5. Re:Fahrvergnügen by Ogi_UnixNut · · Score: 1

      Don't know where you live in the UK, but I have easily seen people hit 130mph on motorways (about 200km/h, which is the maximum recommended speed on autobahns).

      In fact it is getting so that even the "slow lane" has people doing 70mph, the middle has 90mph, and 100mph+ is in the far lane.

      Not sure about the death rate between the two countries, but I would have thought the UK's would be higher, primarily because people in the UK don't seem to know that you should slow down in adverse conditions. People seem to do 90mph no matter what. In clear weather, rain, fog, etc...

      It seems the police will only stop you if you are driving dangerously, and they have the sense to know that isn't the same as driving fast.

    6. Re:Fahrvergnügen by HaZardman27 · · Score: 1

      But only by a small margin.

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    7. Re:Fahrvergnügen by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      What about the speed cameras that Jeremy Clarkson always bitches about on Top Gear?

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    8. Re:Fahrvergnügen by Ogi_UnixNut · · Score: 1

      I can only assume that budget cuts mean most of them no longer work. Since the coalition took over the number of camera's that actually work have reduced (I believe the Tories talked about reducing the cameras as part of their platform, along with other generic "easing the burden on the motorist" promises) .

      Additionally, most speed cameras are not on motorways, but on A roads and smaller. Some motorways do have them, so as long as you know where they are and take care, you should be ok (just pay attention to the cars ahead, and leave a good amount of space. Every once in a while someone doesn't know there is a camera there and slams on their brakes. You don't want to end up in their rear).

      It also depends on which county you are in. Some are car unfriendly, and will do everything they can to dissuade you from owning or using a car, including punitive chargers and speed cameras everywhere.

      Others are really lax about it, and have things like free parking, little/no ticket wardens and few speed cameras (usually on actual dangerous roads, where they should be).

      Clarkson lives in Oxfordshire, which from what the locals tell me. is a pretty car unfriendly place (only place I have seen 15/20mph speed limits on public roads).

    9. Re:Fahrvergnügen by tapi0 · · Score: 0

      I don't know where YOU live in the UK, but most motorways are so clogged up that maintaining 100mph+ is pretty much impossible - it's almost easier to do that on A roads. As for easily seeing people hit 130mph, well that's feasible but rarely due to the aforementioned traffic - perhaps the M6 toll is the only realistic area where you can do that regularly. And as for the police not stopping you for that, I call bullsh*t - there is no-one in the UK who will tell you that they could drive past a copper at 100mph and not get pulled.

    10. Re:Fahrvergnügen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mainly because you move a grand total of 8 feet and pay stupid amounts to drive anywhere in london.

      England, land of the traffic jam.

    11. Re:Fahrvergnügen by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      Additionally, most speed cameras are not on motorways, but on A roads and smaller.

      I was under the impression that there were a lot of average-speed cameras (where the system tracks you from point A to point B and fines you if you get there in less time than it would have taken if you drove the speed limit), which would only work on limited access roads (i.e., motorways).

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    12. Re:Fahrvergnügen by spitzak · · Score: 1

      I remember in England the speed camera locations are clearly marked by patterns painted on the roads. I took a taxi in the early morning to the airport and the driver pretty much slammed on the breaks as he entered these areas (which I thought were very long pedestrian crossings) and accelerated afterwards, which is how I learned this. There are also signs beforehand showing a camera.

      Makes sense if the purpose of the cameras is to actually get the speed down, rather than to collect revenue.

    13. Re:Fahrvergnügen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Yet here in the UK where we don't drive around at stupid speeds

      LOL, having actually visited the UK as a Canadian I can assure you, the speeds on your roads that have blind corners, houses jutting into them, and two way single lane streets terrify the living bejesus out us here.

      And, frankly, that's why you have fewer accidents. The speed limits are set high enough that unless you have a death wish, you drive below them and thus you drive safely.

    14. Re:Fahrvergnügen by Ogi_UnixNut · · Score: 1

      You would think so, but I have passed those average speed cameras many times, never actually going at the speed limit and just keeping in time with the traffic, and never got a ticket.

      I honestly don't know if they even work, or if they just turn them on at set hours of the day or something (someone told me that they can't track lane switches, but I find that hard to believe).

    15. Re:Fahrvergnügen by Ogi_UnixNut · · Score: 1

      - I live round the London area, the M1 has speed cameras that don't seem to work, and I have seen people exceed 100mph there.

      - The M20 has no cameras as far as I saw, but they do have unmarked and marked police cars. My only interaction with the coppers was with my mate in his car for doing 155mph, but only after we pulled over ourselves (i.e. no blue lights or anything, they just followed us), and we didn't get booked for speeding. They just asked us why we were in such a hurry.

      - The M40 is more of the same. Once when I was in the far lane temporarily in order to overtake and I could not keep up with traffic while going at 100mph (my car can't safely go any faster). However on entry to London, especially where the M40 meets the A40, there are loads of speed cameras. Especially in the built up residential areas (40mph limit, and with good reason). On the way out of London I saw only average speed cameras here, but have no idea if they work. I certainly got no tickets from it so far.

      - The A40 into Oxfordshire has no speed cameras, or police. So the locals seem to love hitting the gas down that strip.

      - I got pulled over in Richmond, but they didn't seem to care about the speeding. They just checked my licence and asked me questions about the car.

      - Don't speed in Essex, they really come down hard on you from what I have heard. Every time I have been there you can see their police helicopter following someone on the road.

      That is just my experience/information, and I admit it is anecdotal. And yes, if there is traffic, you can't go fast. I am not saying the above happens 100% of the time, but there are opportunities and people seem to take them. It also depends on how you drive. If you are speeding in residential areas, weaving in and out of traffic, undertaking at speed or generally driving recklessly, expect a booking.

      I feel that the changes might be due to a large influx of continental Europeans, who bring their cars and driving styles with them. Since the EU crisis started I am seeing more and more Germans/French and others about. Or the crisis has heavily cut the police traffic enforcement budget, I have no idea.

      It is different in Europe, where speed limits are seen as recommendations. While driving across for a road trip we averaged 110mph throughout, including slow city driving. We only got stopped 3 times, and not once for speeding (in Belgium we were stopped only so the cops could look under the hood). Europe is without a doubt more car friendly, but the UK is not exactly the total pile of misery some people portray it as (except for speed bumps, god I hate those things, and London is getting more and more of them).

    16. Re:Fahrvergnügen by cthulhu11 · · Score: 1

      The Germans love driving. They love driving fast.

      I have difficulty reconciling my wife's crumbling New Beetle with both of these ideas.

  11. I for one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    welcome our new robotic valet overlords.

    Furthermore, hot grits.

  12. go after the deep pockets of the big players in th by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    go after the deep pockets of the big players in the market

  13. Self Parking isn't new by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    wikipedia says:

    The earliest use of an APS was in Paris, France in 1905 at the Garage Rue de Ponthieu.[2] The APS consisted of a groundbreaking[2] multi-story concrete structure with an internal elevator to transport cars to upper levels where attendants parked the cars.[3]

    In the 1920s, a Ferris wheel-like APS (for cars rather than people) called a paternoster system became popular as it could park eight cars in the ground space normally used for parking two cars.[3] Mechanically simple with a small footprint, the paternoster was easy to use in many places, including inside buildings. At the same time, Kent Automatic Garages was installing APS with capacities exceeding more than a 1,000 cars.

    APS saw a spurt of interest in the U.S. in the late 1940s and 1950s with the Bowser, Pigeon Hole and Roto Park systems.[2] In 1957, 74 Bowser, Pigeon Hole systems were installed,[2] and some of these systems remain in operation. However, interest in APS in the U.S. waned due to frequent mechanical problems and long waiting times for patrons to retrieve their cars.[4] Interest in APS in the U.S. was renewed in the 1990s, and there are 25 major current and planned APS projects (representing nearly 6,000 parking spaces) in 2012.[5]

    While interest in the APS in the U.S. languished until the 1990s,[2] Europe, Asia and Central America had been installing more technically advanced APS since the 1970s.[3] In the early 1990s, nearly 40,000 parking spaces were being built annually using the paternoster APS in Japan.[3] In 2012, there are an estimated 1.6 million APS parking spaces in Japan.[2]

    The ever-increasing scarcity of available urban land (urbanization) and increase of the number of cars in use (motorization) have combined with sustainability and other quality-of-life issues[2][6] to renew interest in APS as alternatives to multi-story parking garages, on-street parking and parking lots.[2]

    Another article is here.

  14. if it were up to VW... by stenvar · · Score: 1

    If it were up to VW, no advanced technology would ever be ready for the showroom. The company likes to tinker around the edges of existing technology and charge huge amounts of money for it. And Germany isn't going to allow anything that new-fangled on its roads anyway.

    True innovation will have to come from other companies in other countries. There are easy ways of getting useful self-driving tech into cars right now, with little of the complications of Google, no laser 3D scanners, and little risk. All it takes is a desire to do so and some political will.

    1. Re:if it were up to VW... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What a load of bullshit.

    2. Re:if it were up to VW... by thomasw_lrd · · Score: 1

      I remember reading about a self driving car with a 486 processor running Linux back in 97 or 98.

    3. Re:if it were up to VW... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it were up to VW, no advanced technology would ever be ready for the showroom. The company likes to tinker around the edges of existing technology and charge huge amounts of money for it. And Germany isn't going to allow anything that new-fangled on its roads anyway...

      Yes, because after all, every new German car is immediately imported to the US where we only allow that new-fangled stuff.

      (sorry, really don't see how you could be any more wrong here. Often the latest and greatest supercars and tech is not only built outside of the US, but in many cases, isn't even allowed to enter the US for use. Gotta love those pointless DOT regulations.)

  15. In the year 2525 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Your arms hang limp at your sides...

  16. Is this an SCP? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    SCP-9398237

  17. Oh! Great! the last few jobs for part timers gone! by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 0
    Working as the parking valet is one of the last few part time jobs still left in the great land of USA. Now even that is in peril. The gas stations are fully automatic now. So are most parking garages. There are very very few jobs available for low skilled people. We keep telling poor people, "You are poor because you are not willing to pull yourself up with your bootstraps and find a job", and at the same time we keep cutting social programs, and invest more and more on taking even the last few jobs away.

    It is one thing to have an autonomous car that improves safety, and relieves the driver of strain. It is entirely another to make this level of investment for the paltry return of firing a few parking valets.

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  18. Re:How does the insurance industry feel about this by tgd · · Score: 4, Insightful

    How will the insurance industry make up for the rates charged if cars are fully autonomous? They will lose a very lucrative market if and when this comes to be.

    Charging people at a risk level that has substantially dropped? They'll be pissing their pants in excitement. The reduction in risk turns directly into profit.

  19. Perhaps we need a 3rd type of licence by zacherynuk · · Score: 2

    Manual : Those that can drive a real car
    Automatic : Those that can drive a real car but don't understand how it works
    And Self-Drive : Those that should have taken the train; and should not be allowed on the road without all of their assists.

    Obviously the latter fits in with the two former; modern driving aids like auto park, lane detection, radar follow and brake - even ABS and ESP mean that really, if that's all you have ever driven, you should not simply be allowed on the streets, with me and my kids in anything 'manual' - IMVHO

    1. Re:Perhaps we need a 3rd type of licence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had a similar discussion with 'er indoors about Formula 1 recently - I am of the opinion they should have to go back to manual gear boxes, clutches, etc and remove all the auto-tweak controls. It's getting to the point that (IMHO), excellent as they might be, F1 drivers are more pilots than drivers.

    2. Re:Perhaps we need a 3rd type of licence by zacherynuk · · Score: 1

      Yeah - this why rally and formula 3 / 2000 / ireland is more fun to watch..and probably compete in - money aside..

    3. Re:Perhaps we need a 3rd type of licence by amorsen · · Score: 1

      I had a similar discussion with 'er indoors about Formula 1 recently - I am of the opinion they should have to go back to manual gear boxes, clutches, etc and remove all the auto-tweak controls. It's getting to the point that (IMHO), excellent as they might be, F1 drivers are more pilots than drivers.

      There is hardly any auto-anything allowed in Formula 1. Manual gearboxes are obsolete technology, it would border on the ridiculous to use those.

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    4. Re:Perhaps we need a 3rd type of licence by zacherynuk · · Score: 1

      Obsolete ? It's only in the last few years that dual clutch is available to the public. And they still don't pip manual gear changes in real world situations.
      Also are you confusing auto gearbox with auto clutch, perhaps ?

    5. Re:Perhaps we need a 3rd type of licence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're about ten years out of date, and obviously don't actually follow F1 any more, otherwise you'd know that in many respects F1 cars are much lower-tech than road cars, they have no ABS or traction control or active suspension, for example. There is a limit to how low-tech you can go while remaining the premier, top-tier motorsport formula. Sounds like what you want to watch is kart racing, not F1.

    6. Re:Perhaps we need a 3rd type of licence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are the exact reason why the car industry is so shitty today and why roads are so unsafe, by saying crap like "REAL men drive REAL cars" (i.e. 5L V8 pick-up truck with an incredible 8 MPG gas milage and a bumper right at the level of the abdomen of a pedestrian), instead of valuing safety efficiency, fuel economy, low maintenance costs and usefulness.

      Manual vs automatic vs self-driving has nothing to do with the driving capabilities of people. Self-driving cars will always be safer, especially with people like you who think that THEY can drive better than anybody else and that THEY are infaillible.

    7. Re:Perhaps we need a 3rd type of licence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The secret is that you can get all of those boring qualities in a good car as well as in some shitty Prius. Also fuck you, I will never relinquish my steering wheel and I will enjoy watching people like you whine about it endlessly for the next ten years.

    8. Re:Perhaps we need a 3rd type of licence by amorsen · · Score: 1

      Traditional automatics are just as obsolete, of course. When a semi-automatic can shift gear in 50ms, why would you want anything else?

      We are talking Formula 1 here. Supposedly the pinnacle of racing, the ultimate series. Why should they be saddled with manual gearboxes? Performance cars do not have them anymore. There are rally and stock car racing series for those who like that kind of thing.

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    9. Re:Perhaps we need a 3rd type of licence by lloydchristmas759 · · Score: 1

      Roads are as much yours as they are mine. I think it is not too much to ask to be able to cross a street as a pedestrian (I know, REAL men don't walk, REAL mean drive a CAR) on a pedestrian crossing without being hit by a car with a stupid driver like you thinking he is the best driver on earth and that it must be someone else's fault for hitting me with his car.

      Yes, it DID happen to me 2 years ago. I got a broken foot and I couldn't walk or drive for two months (and I consider myself lucky). But of course, you don't care because you are a REAL man who only drives a 5000-lbs pickup, so you are not at risk.

      And BTW, why are you so obsessed by the Prius? Is it because its main advantage is fuel efficiency, and thus your manhood is threatened?

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    10. Re:Perhaps we need a 3rd type of licence by jewens · · Score: 2

      When a semi-automatic can shift gear in 50ms...

      Clearly they need to be banned or at least restricted to require the driver has to swap gearboxes every 5 shifts. Anyone who needs to shift more than 5 times must be up to no good.

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    11. Re:Perhaps we need a 3rd type of licence by lgw · · Score: 1

      And did you learn the lesson life was trying to teach you, or do you still cross a street as a pedestrian?

      My favorite statistic: more drunk pedestrians are hit by sober drivers than sober pedestrians are hit by drunk drivers. Almost as if the pedestrian has an important role to play is his own safety, or something.

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    12. Re:Perhaps we need a 3rd type of licence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also fuck you, I will never relinquish my steering wheel

      Only girly-men drive. Real men ride a horse. Only pathetic sissies like you need a padded seat, a roof, and roads. Are you afraid of getting dirty, or are you afraid of being unable to figure it out?

    13. Re:Perhaps we need a 3rd type of licence by lloydchristmas759 · · Score: 1

      Well tried, but failed:

      I was sober. I did look carefully before crossing and saw the car about 100 yards away. Considering its speed, the driver had plenty of time to stop by braking only mildly. Actually he could probably have reduced his speed without stopping and I would have had more than enough time to cross. But he thought he was such a great driver that he did not actually need to keep his eyes on the road at all time, but it was ok to change a CD or dial a phone number or whatever other stupid crap he did not really dare to deny.
      Plus, it happened in a country where cars must yield to pedestrians about to engage on a crossing in all cases. A pedestrian crossing is like a yield sign for cars over here.

      So the only thing I did wrong is assuming the driver would yield, since he had plenty of time to do so and there was no reason at all for not seeing me.

      Now stop pulling dumb statistics out of your ass to try to tell me that I am at fault.

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    14. Re:Perhaps we need a 3rd type of licence by DocSavage64109 · · Score: 1

      So you are admitting to stepping out in front of a moving car and are shocked that you got hit? I tend to have less faith in other people, in fact often I like to make sure there are objects like trees and parked cars between myself and traffic.

    15. Re:Perhaps we need a 3rd type of licence by lloydchristmas759 · · Score: 1

      What?

      I did not step out in front of a moving car, I stepped out 100 yards from a moving car. When you are on a main street and there is a secondary street with a stop sign crossing the street you are on, do you stop to make sure that car 100 yards away from the stop sign will indeed stop?

      And on what planet do you live where there are parked cars and/or trees on the whole length of pedestrian crossings? Traffic must not be very fluid.

      My point is, I am tired of this category of drivers who don't give a shit about anything or anybody but themselves and make the road a dangerous place. The worse part is that they partly act like that to keep pedestrians, bicycles etc away from the streets because they are too selfish to share them with anybody else.

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    16. Re:Perhaps we need a 3rd type of licence by DocSavage64109 · · Score: 1

      Ah, I didn't understand the circumstances. It's also not only the car drivers that are selfish and inattentive. I've seen motorcyclists acting like idiots and thereby giving all motorcyclists a bad name, and recently, I had a bicyclist run a red light not too far in front of me while I had the green and could have run him over. So, I agree with you and broaden the blame to inconsiderate people.

    17. Re:Perhaps we need a 3rd type of licence by lgw · · Score: 1

      I see you did not learn the lesson life was trying to tech you: the 2-ton chunk of iron rolling your way doesn't care whose fault it is. An ever-growing percentage of drivers are simply incapable of paying attention, and really do need to be forced into only self-driving cars. But that hasn't happened yet, and I'm sure it wasn't any less painful knowing that you were in the right.

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    18. Re:Perhaps we need a 3rd type of licence by Neil+Boekend · · Score: 1

      And that is fine. Most people drive a car because they want to get somewhere.
      Do you really think there were much more capable drivers before ESP and ABS? Of course not, most people don't really care for driving, they just want to get where they are going. If you don't really care for it then you'll never get good in the edge cases, where ABS and ESP help a lot.
      Most people will never respect the fact that they are using a 1000 kg killing machine to get from A to B. Technology can, should and is used to help them control the damn things.
      Now I do agree with the sentiment that someone who has only driven with ABS and ESP should not be allowed to drive in a 50 year old oldtimer because they will not be able to handle it in the edge cases where ABS and ESP can save your neck. But I feel this doesn't happen oft enough to make a law against it (just in case you meant that).

      Yes I am extrapolating your opinion from your post.

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    19. Re:Perhaps we need a 3rd type of licence by zacherynuk · · Score: 1

      in the UK if you pass your test on an automatic you aren't allowed to drive a manual
      My point was that with all the techno wizardry, if you pass your test on a self parking, self lane following, self braking, self radar guided cruise control car, then you shouldn't be allowed to drive anything more simple.

  20. Finally a use for Illuminati technology by lxs · · Score: 1

    Of course this happens in Ingolstadt.

    I'll go back on my meds now.

  21. Re:How does the insurance industry feel about this by Firethorn · · Score: 1, Insightful

    If GM ends up assuming additional liability for each car they sell, I'd expect them to largely self-insure. Then again, utilizing existing insurance channels might be for the best.

    I would NOT be surprised to see a legislative bill that indemnifies manufacturers of a autonomous car and puts the onus on the owner/operator, or even a switch to 'no fault' type insurance, in order to encourage them, so long as

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  22. don't take you car in on the last day even more so by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    don't take you car in on the last day even more so if you are a poor / no tipper.

  23. If people are surprised... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    'People are surprised when I tell them that you're not going to get a car that drives you from A to B, or door to door, in the next 10 years.'

    Oh really? Most cars people that are brand new that people can buy today have production cycles that are taking years and years. And typically it's not ten years only because they're reusing many components from previous cars. One of the shortest development cycle for, say, BMW was their little Z3: because Mazda and it's MX5 was taking all the market and BMW had to be fast. Still took them two years to to get the Z3.

    Then when cars come out they stay on sale for years before a new model comes out.

    So the models that people are going to buy brand new in ten years are being researched right now. And they're not autonomous.

    Autonomous cars? Maybe in 30 years and that is conservative. That person is realistic when it says that you're not going to get one taking you door to door in ten years. There's nothing surprising about it.

    Something also has to be said about security: there are botnets made of hundreds of thousands of zombies and there are concerns that a single amplification attack could take down the entire Internet (a recent tiny attack from an ISP in a bunker in the Netherlands managed to create latency measurable in the U.S.)... So either these autonomous cars will be using the Internet and it's not anytime soon that we'll be using secure OSes, servers, smartphones, cars and whatnots or they'll be using another network which... Has yet to be built! (I hardly see the current phone or satellite network providing the latency and security needed to run millions of autonomous cars).

    So, yes, them Priuses are cute. But we're not all riding them in ten years.

    Btw I'm driving as a daily a perfectly fine 25 years old car ; )

  24. You sure the smartest people are in the Valley? by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 1

    >> Annie Lien, a senior engineer...near Silicon Valley. 'People are surprised when I tell them that you're not going to get a car that drives you from A to B, or door to door, in the next 10 years.'"

    Are you sure that the smartest people live in the Valley?

  25. Hit submit by accident... by Firethorn · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If GM or other major car companies ends up assuming additional liability for each car they sell, I'd expect them to largely self-insure. Then again, utilizing existing insurance channels might be for the best.

    I would NOT be surprised to see a legislative bill that indemnifies manufacturers of a autonomous car and puts the onus on the owner/operator, or even a switch to 'no fault' type insurance, in order to encourage them, so long as they test as being safer than average human drivers to a high confidence level, probably using DUI convicts as test beds.

    Given a reasonably self driving car, I see a shift away from breath testers for driving to 'you can only take self-driving cars for X years', even if the system costs $40k. Just the breath system is like $10k for the first year, what with all the maintenance required, going by the road signs declaring 'YOUR FIRST DUI CAN COST $X', with breakdowns. Add in the thousands probably saved in insurance, etc... It adds up.

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  26. Geometry Hell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Okay, But what I want to watch is an Audi turn around 360 when confined inside a circle with only 2 inches clearance bumper to bumper wall to wall. Forward, turn wheel, backup, turn wheel, forward, turn wheel, backup turn wheel.... I want to watch it with parking lot tire squeakages and full backup beeper glory of hell!

    Beepers going deet deet deet deet
    Tires going errt errt errt errt

    How about a few Garbage trucks and "The Claw (TM)" for the Impact noise?

    What happened to the good old days of buying a yellow or orange vest and taking the keys to that Mazaradi...

  27. Automatic parking, of course by Animats · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Back in my DARPA Grand Challenge days, I saw fully automated parking as the first "killer app" for automated driving. Everybody was obsessed with automated freeway driving, but that's not what annoys people. Looking for parking annoys people. The general idea is that you get out of your car at your destination, and it goes and parks itself somewhere. When you want your car back, you call it and it comes to you. Parking then need not be as close to the destination; a big parking garage a mile away is fine.

    The first application of this should have been for airport rental cars. You rent the car via your phone, and the car comes to the loading area near baggage claim and picks you up. When you're done with the car and at the airport, you get out at the departure area, and it drives itself to rental car return. Customers would save an hour on every plane trip. That would sell.

    It's workable. At no time is autonomous operation above about 20MPH necessary, which means slamming on the brakes is sufficient to deal with most problems. All the rental cars are new and under common ownership and maintenance, so the self-driving systems can be checked out on every rental. The system could be expanded to include the top 10 destinations for rental cars - major hotels, convention centers, etc.

    After 9/11, no way would autonomous vehicles be allowed in an airport terminal area. So that didn't look promising back in the mid-2000s. Today, though, with terrorism down to nuisance levels, it's worth looking at again.

    As for VW thinking that automated driving is more than a decade away, both Ford and Mercedes have said they expect to have it in production vehicles in five years.

    1. Re:Automatic parking, of course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Terrorism has, speaking from a public health and epidemiological standpoint, always been at nuisance levels.

    2. Re:Automatic parking, of course by Person147 · · Score: 0

      Today, though, with terrorism down to nuisance levels...

      Maybe in the US, but have you seen how many people we pick up in the UK still that are at various stages of planning or executing major attacks? More than enough to keep this a problem here for the foreseeable future. If it is a problem here then I don't think the US will take chances there either. But the plan you outlined is a very nice one!

    3. Re:Automatic parking, of course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how many people we pick up in the UK still that are at various stages of planning or executing major attacks?

      When googling "terrorism" is considered "planning", I'm not surprised by the number of people you pick up.

    4. Re:Automatic parking, of course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Today, though, with terrorism down to nuisance levels...

      Maybe in the US, but have you seen how many people we pick up in the UK still that are at various stages of planning or executing major attacks? More than enough to keep this a problem here for the foreseeable future. If it is a problem here then I don't think the US will take chances there either. But the plan you outlined is a very nice one!

      There is a large and fundamental difference between a valid major attack...and a fundraiser.

      It is very sad that we must start to question the drivers and motivations behind the organizations in charge of controlling "terrorism", but I can think of a few hundred billion reasons why they would.

    5. Re:Automatic parking, of course by Rob_Bryerton · · Score: 1

      "Five years" is code for "We have no idea when this will be ready; possibly in your lifetime, but not likely"

  28. Security issues? by sadness203 · · Score: 1

    With sensor located in the garage and sending data to the car, anyone could temper with the data sent with some appropriate knowledge and tools and giving the car bad directions and instructions. "Yeah, yeah, go ahead, there's no problem, nope, there's no pillar there at all."

    1. Re:Security issues? by afidel · · Score: 1

      It's easy to augment the data with onboard sensors, my moms Chrysler minivan already has radar for blindspot detection and the backup system detects the space through video analysis and overlays the vehicles footprint on the space so you can see if you'll fit, it's hardly a leap to integrate those two sensors into the self parking system.

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  29. Re:How does the insurance industry feel about this by Krneki · · Score: 1

    If he thinks the car insurance company will have it bad, wait what is going to happen to us.

    Fully automated cars means less cars and lower fuel consumption, that will translate in fewer bought cars, less car mandatory insurance, less road taxes and less fuel sold. Our governments will have their tax income cut in half.

    If you think we are in a bad position now ...

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  30. Re:Oh! Great! the last few jobs for part timers go by PraiseBob · · Score: 1

    This is the most fundamental of economic arguments, and why "King Lud" smashed the looms and formed the luddite anti-technology movement. You are thinking about the low-wage jobs that are lost, but completely ignoring that the same parking garage will now need to hire a high-wage computer technician to manage the system and keep it running.

  31. Re:How does the insurance industry feel about this by SlashAdotter · · Score: 1

    One way this can play out is that the car makers will self insure (i.e. their own cars). Ford, GM or Toyota are big enough to handle this.

  32. Re:Oh! Great! the last few jobs for part timers go by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1

    So all these fired valets go back to school and earn a degree in electronics and communications? We need to leave a few jobs for the people with low skills and low motivation. It would cost the society more, when these hungry despo people fall into crime or become homeless.

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  33. Re:How does the insurance industry feel about this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People will shift those funds to other purchases that are also taxed. If there were to be a problem, and I don't know why there would be, they could simply tax cars more while still leaving people with a lower total bill than before.

  34. Re:How does the insurance industry feel about this by OlRickDawson · · Score: 1

    How would this result in less cars? People are going to still want their own, for convenience. The shared model may work for some, but that will be made up for by rich parents buying self-driving cars for their small children. Imagine not having to drive your kid to soccer practice, but have a car do it for you... Since there is no need for drivers licenses for those cars, there will be a lot of cars sold for children's use, which will more than make up for those that are using the shared cars.

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  35. Re:Oh! Great! the last few jobs for part timers go by lgw · · Score: 1

    People who need charity should get charity, not anything else that hides the fact that they're getting charity.

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  36. Re:How does the insurance industry feel about this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How will the insurance industry make up for the rates charged if cars are fully autonomous? They will lose a very lucrative market if and when this comes to be.

    Charging people at a risk level that has substantially dropped? They'll be pissing their pants in excitement. The reduction in risk turns directly into profit.

    Exactly.

    And I really don't think we have much to be worried about with insurance companies with big oil being their main competitor in the greed market.

  37. Re:Oh! Great! the last few jobs for part timers go by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So all these fired valets go back to school and earn a degree in electronics and communications? We need to leave a few jobs for the people with low skills and low motivation. It would cost the society more, when these hungry despo people fall into crime or become homeless.

    No, actually you can remove all those fired valets from the country, along with all the other illegal immigrants consuming jobs.

    (Sorry, but if you're going to start down that road, you might as well target the real issue.)

  38. Re:How does the insurance industry feel about this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How would this result in less cars?

    Because someone is going to come up with a way to better use the 100 million commuter cars in the US that predictably sit idle in a corporate parking lot from 9AM to 5PM all day. At an average value of $10K each, that's a trillion dollars in capital equipment that currently just sits and depreciates for 150 hours per week.

  39. Re:Slashdot fraud/abuse warning... apk by fisted · · Score: 2

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    Humans fear to know natures simultaneous +4 Insightful +4 Informative +4 Funny +4 Underrated harmonic SLASHDOT creation for it debunks false trolls. Test Your HOSTS file. MyCleanPC cannot harm a File of Truth, but will delete fakes. Fake HOSTS files refuse test.

    I offer evil ass Slashdot trolls $10,000.00 to disprove MyCleanPC Creation Principle. Rob Malda and Cowboy Neal have banned MyCleanPC as "Forbidden Truth Knowledge" for they cannot allow it to become known to their students. You are stupid and evil about the Internet's top and bottom, front and back and it's 2 sides. Most everything created has these Cube like values.

    If Natalie Portman is not measurable, hot grits are Fictitious. Without MyCleanPC, HOSTS file is Fictitious. Anyone saying that Natalie and her Jewish father had something to do with my Internets, is a damn evil liar. IN addition to your best arsware not overtaking my work in terms of popularity, on that same site with same submission date no less, that I told Kathleen Malda how to correct her blatant, fundamental, HUGE errors in Coolmon ('uncoolmon') of not checking for performance counters being present when his program started!

    You can see my dilemma. What if this is merely a ruse by an APK impostor to try and get people to delete APK's messages, perhaps all over the web? I can't be a party to such an event! My involvement with APK began at a very late stage in the game. While APK has made a career of trolling popular online forums since at least the year 2000 (newsgroups and IRC channels before that)- my involvement with APK did not begin until early 2005 . OSY is one of the many forums that APK once frequented before the sane people there grew tired of his garbage and banned him. APK was banned from OSY back in 2001. 3.5 years after his banning he begins to send a variety of abusiv

  41. Re:How does the insurance industry feel about this by trigpoint · · Score: 1

    9 to 5, 5 days a week is 40 hours. A car is personal space, it has your stuff in it. Imagine having to take everything out of the car every time you arrive at work and when you get home. Its not going to work.

  42. Re:How does the insurance industry feel about this by Krneki · · Score: 1

    It's all about the price you are willing to pay for this luxury.

    If it costs you 10k$ a year to own one, as opposed to let's say 500$ to rent one when you need it, you will think about your priorities.

    --
    Love many, trust a few, do harm to none.
  43. Racism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Vee haff vays of making you park.
    For you, Tommy, ze parking is over.

    Etc.

  44. It's not I folks: It's Jeremiah Cornelius... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    THIS is why he's doing it & proof of it, here -> http://interviews.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=3585927&cid=43295193 when others pointed out Jeremiah Cornelius forgot to submit one of the "first post spams" masquerading as myself as AC, & mistakenly submitted one of the impersonations of myself as his registered 'luser' name here on /. forums.

    Pretty pitiful actually, but like every up to no good idiot does? He screwed up & submitted it under his registered 'luser' name here, instead of his ac submittals he's been doing.

    * Jeremiah Cornelius: DO YOURSELF, and the rest of us, A GIANT FAVOR MAN: Seek professional psychiatric help!

    (Since Jeremiah Cornelius obviously can't get over the fact he made a spelling error on what it is HE ALLEGEDLY DID FOR A LIVING? That's not MY fault... it's HIS!)

    APK

    P.S.=> I seriously must have dusted JC (in his mind @ least) for his BAD spelling error & it "got his goat"...

    I.E.-> Catching what he claimed to do as a job, for YEARS he left "PENETRATION" (correct) spelled as "PENTRATION" (incorrect) on his resume on LinkedIn & I pointed it out as he & his friends trolled me as usual (webmistressrachel, gmhowell, & crew (probably ALL JC no doubt using alterate emails or TOR to do it as a possible - I've caught "them & theirs" doing it before, ala Barbara, not Barbie = TomHudson (same person))).

    So THAT is what has gotten his goat in a technical debate & his "geek angst" could only come up with *trying* to "impersonate me" in every news thread on /. for the month of March 2013 so far!

    (Just to attempt to 'discredit me' as a spammer here obviously)

    Doing so, by posting that "$10,000 challenge" &/or reposts of my old posts on hosts file value to end users into EVERY SINGLE NEWS ARTICLE POSTED on /. ...

    It's all I can think of that *might* cause such a mentally troubled 'reaction' like the Jeremiah Cornelius is doing & there's NO QUESTION he's the one doing this spamming of nearly every posted article masquerading as myself...!

    ... apk