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Fairy Penguins Send First Email

An anonymous reader writes "Australian researchers have successfully connected a Tasmanian colony of fairy penguins to the internet. The research effort was part of the Interspecies Internet initiative, promoted by Google's chief internet evangelist Vint Cerf and former Genesis lead singer Peter Gabriel in a TED talk earlier this year."

68 comments

  1. at last by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    At least fairy penguins can make up for the lack of ponies.

    1. Re:at last by Kemanorel · · Score: 2

      ^ This is probably one of the first AC comments I would mod up.

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    2. Re:at last by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      why is slashdot in a different language now? what the fuck. the site is in english and all the articles are in some other language... this site is shit.

    3. Re:at last by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      probably some lame attempt to be funny on april1 ...stupidest holiday of all times. lying and deceiving is what today is all about. all the low life retards are out tricking people.... it is fucking stupid. i agree.

    4. Re:at last by CheshireDragon · · Score: 1

      This is why I pull pranks every day of the year....except today because it's, like you said, fucking stupid.

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    5. Re:at last by tqk · · Score: 0

      why is slashdot in a different language now? what the fuck. the site is in english and all the articles are in some other language ...

      (0) infidel /home/keeling_ echo 'Nhfgenyvna erfrnepuref unir fhpprffshyyl pbaarpgrq n Gnfznavna pbybal bs snvel crathvaf gb gur vagrearg. Gur erfrnepu rssbeg jnf cneg bs gur Vagrefcrpvrf Vagrearg vavgvngvir, cebzbgrq ol Tbbtyr'f puvrs vagrearg rinatryvfg Ivag Pres naq sbezre Trarfvf yrnq fvatre Crgre Tnoevry va n GRQ gnyx rneyvre guvf lrne.'' | caesar
      Australian researchers have successfully connected a Tasmanian colony of fairy penguins to the internet. The research effort was part of the Interspecies Internet initiative, promoted by Googles chief internet evangelist Vint Cerf and former Genesis lead singer Peter Gabriel in a TED talk earlier this year.

      Lamer. :-P

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    6. Re:at last by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And Christmas too. People exchanging gifts and enjoying themselves. Pisses me off!

    7. Re:at last by dragon-file · · Score: 2

      And dont get me started on birthdays! You were born on X date? So were 19,178,082 other people. Congrats on not being special.

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    8. Re:at last by CheshireDragon · · Score: 1

      I don't celebrate Christmas, but don't care if anyone else does. It's actually relevant to about 1 billion people. April Fools day, is fucking stupid, because it's not relevant.

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    9. Re:at last by CheshireDragon · · Score: 1

      I was born on 29th February 1980. So, I am slightly more special than most :P

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    10. Re:at last by Sulphur · · Score: 1

      At least fairy penguins can make up for the lack of ponies.

      Because they are married?

    11. Re:at last by dragon-file · · Score: 1

      Our lives are short and pointless when compared to the time line of the universe. Specialness is relative.

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  2. Other sites by geeper · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What are some other sites similar to Slashdot that I can use today (and maybe longer)?

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    1. Re:Other sites by JustOK · · Score: 2

      threres's m.slashdot.org. That *like* slashdot.
      Or try http://slashdot.jp/

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    2. Re:Other sites by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      reddit?

    3. Re:Other sites by hawguy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What are some other sites similar to Slashdot that I can use today (and maybe longer)?

      If you want to read the stories a week before they show up on Slashdot, try Arstechnica.com

    4. Re:Other sites by CheshireDragon · · Score: 4, Insightful

      no, reddit is like this everyday and follows with a dipping IQ. I see reddit as the idiocracy of the Internet.

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    5. Re:Other sites by blind+biker · · Score: 1

      Some sub-sections of Reddit (like /science/) are awesome and WAY above the Slashdot story quality.

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    6. Re:Other sites by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They have a time machine?

      Oh, wait...

    7. Re:Other sites by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      and for stories a week after they show up on Slashdot, try Slashdot.

  3. Stop posting these! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I read /. for info for techie news from other techies. The posting of this nonsense I making reconsider coming to /.

    1. Re:Stop posting these! by thoriumbr · · Score: 3, Informative

      You should reconsider staying online on next April 1st...

  4. Bummer by Nerdfest · · Score: 5, Funny

    Too bad Linus is probably too busy at Microsoft to respond.

  5. Penguins sexuality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    It's "Gay" not "Fairy".

    We need to stop this bigotry. Like when the media reported on the failed lesbians who caused the flooding in New Orleans a few years ago. They called them "dykes" - please - stop it!

    1. Re:Penguins sexuality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hans Brinker putting his finger in the Dyke...I'm confused. Was the Dyke actually Bi or was it an assault?

  6. Ng ynfg, n frpher zrgubq sbe Cbfgvat! by R_Harrold · · Score: 1, Informative

    V sbe bar, jrypbzr bhe snvel crathva bireybeqf gb gur vagrearg!

    1. Re:Ng ynfg, n frpher zrgubq sbe Cbfgvat! by Barryke · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Lbh vafrafvgvir pybq, lbh fgbyr zl yvar!

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  7. ROT13: Lamest 4/1 Joke in Slashdot History by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Which is saying something.

    1. Re:ROT13: Lamest 4/1 Joke in Slashdot History by fredrated · · Score: 1

      WTF is Rot13?

    2. Re:ROT13: Lamest 4/1 Joke in Slashdot History by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's the sequel to Rise of the Triad. It's coming out next year.

    3. Re:ROT13: Lamest 4/1 Joke in Slashdot History by RobertLTux · · Score: 1

      https://www.google.com/search?q=define%3Arot13&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a

      a helpful hint most of the time you can search google for |define:%term%| and the first hit will be a definition for %term%

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    4. Re:ROT13: Lamest 4/1 Joke in Slashdot History by hughbar · · Score: 1

      Rot13 is exactly one half of Rot26 which is a stronger algorithm used to hide things in plain sight: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Purloined_Letter I hope this explanation is useful.

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  8. The reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The FOOL of APRIL

  9. The Real April Fool's Joke by Antipater · · Score: 5, Funny

    "News for Nerds, Stuff that Matters"

    Ha! Fooled you!

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  10. We get it, it's april first. by schneidafunk · · Score: 1

    How about some tech news. To summarize the 'article', it's a parody of hitch hikers guide to the galaxy.

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  11. Fb vg'f pbzr gb guvf by sacrilicious · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    V sbe bar jrypbzr bhe arj Gnfznavna snvel crathva bireybeqf.

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  12. I'm almost impressed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ROT13! How 1980s!

    Nothing will ever approach OMG! Ponies!

  13. Usually a fan of the April 1 jokes by DarkOx · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I actually enjoy Slashdot taking a day of the year out to just be silly. In past years some of the jokes have been hysterical. I enjoyed the "achievements" thing. The rot13 though is just irritating. So much fun having to paste all the summaries into my terminal so I can read them; I just love obvious repetitive tasks.

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    1. Re:Usually a fan of the April 1 jokes by Monkey-Man2000 · · Score: 2

      You are already logged in, so FYI, you just have to click on the text, "Click for a FREE PREVIEW of the decrypted version of this story!" to see the ROT13 translation.

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    2. Re:Usually a fan of the April 1 jokes by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      Oh, come on.

    3. Re:Usually a fan of the April 1 jokes by schneidafunk · · Score: 1

      I agree, but you shouldn't have to paste the summaries. Are you getting the link "Click for a FREE PREVIEW of the decrypted version of this story!", which should show you the summary below it after clicking?

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    4. Re:Usually a fan of the April 1 jokes by Ogive17 · · Score: 1

      everything is a joke anyway so why bother?

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    5. Re:Usually a fan of the April 1 jokes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I find leaving the submissions encrypted is the best way to get through yet another year of ham-handed, unfunny Slashdot April fools posts.

      Continue this next year. And you might consider expanding this to other days of the year.

    6. Re:Usually a fan of the April 1 jokes by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 2

      Something about it being a monday is pissing of people about april fools. Instead of shaking their head and moving on they're spewing forth crap... it's happening all over the place today.

      complainer:
      "Be a serious news organization"

      I hear:
      "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

    7. Re:Usually a fan of the April 1 jokes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jokes are defined by being funny. Something these stories are not.

    8. Re:Usually a fan of the April 1 jokes by qwak23 · · Score: 1

      That goes on every year. Some people lack a sense of humor, and think it is a horrible waste of time.

      Every effort should be made to annoy the crap out of those people.

  14. going down hill... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    /. has been going down hill for a while now. Today's ass-hat-ery ISN'T HELPING!!!

    1. Re:going down hill... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      netcraft confirms it, slashdot is dead

  15. This sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This sucks. Really.

  16. It's not an April's fool joke by blind+biker · · Score: 3

    It's not an April's fool joke if you can tell by looking at it for 2 microseconds.

    April 1st is just the day when Slashdot is utterly useless. Every Single One of the news stories is a ridiculously badly camouflaged "joke".

    Too bad, 'cause I'm in bed with a flu. Oh well...

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    1. Re:It's not an April's fool joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Just one day out of the year can't you relax and read some jokes?

    2. Re:It's not an April's fool joke by blind+biker · · Score: 1

      Just one day out of the year can't you relax and read some jokes?

      If you think these are "jokes", your IQ is the same as Slashdot editors' - about 65.

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    3. Re:It's not an April's fool joke by HarrySquatter · · Score: 1

      Sure, and where are the jokes, exactly?

    4. Re:It's not an April's fool joke by HarrySquatter · · Score: 2

      So they've raised their standards? Maybe Dice is something right.

  17. I had no idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that Australia had a whole colony of LINUX fan-boys!

  18. Google Reader by ubersoldat2k7 · · Score: 1

    Today would have been the perfect day to kill Google Reader. I mean, I've already closed it because all my feeds are full of lame jokes on the wrong date

    P.S. April's Fool is on Dec. 28th where I'm at (Día de los Santos Inocentes)

  19. Obligatory... by dsvick · · Score: 1

    I, for one, welcome our internet connected, email sending, fairly penguin overlords.

  20. NoScript by tepples · · Score: 1

    Are you getting the link "Click for a FREE PREVIEW of the decrypted version of this story!", which should show you the summary below it after clicking?

    Compared to the general web population, Slashdot has a lot more people who are paranoid enough about browser security to run something like NoScript.

    1. Re:NoScript by DarkOx · · Score: 1

      Thanks for that. I do have some filters that were making the button not work. I expected the prank was just not fully fleshed out; but yes it does work.

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  21. I actually like the ROT13 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is a quick and easy way to determine that they are still doing the lame April Fools schtick.

  22. mouseover event turning it into french 'd be cool by invictusvoid · · Score: 1

    Otherwise its kinda OK .. a little below slash-dot standards i'd say .. sometime ago i went to digg .. digg got so pathetic that i came back to slashdot ... in spite of their april fool jokes :)

  23. You do realize that getting a rise out of you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You do realize that getting a rise out of you,

    IS the joke, right? It's funny to the people doing it, and yes does reveal the contempt that just about anyone has for most other people.

    While I agree that the "stories" are lame and unfunny, there are several levels of joke here.

    The only winning move is not to play.

    1. Re:You do realize that getting a rise out of you by blind+biker · · Score: 1

      You do realize that getting a rise out of you,

      IS the joke, right? It's funny to the people doing it, and yes does reveal the contempt that just about anyone has for most other people.

      While I agree that the "stories" are lame and unfunny, there are several levels of joke here.

      While your reply may contain a kernel of truth, let me qualify my statement: the only person I've ever seen "joking" like this - repeating essentially the same unfunny joke over and over and over - was one with IQ of about 65. And yes, he was laughing his retarded ass off, for sure.

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  24. Racists! by Pseudonym · · Score: 1

    They're called "little penguins", you insensitive clod.

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  25. "Congratulations. You have reached the end .... by vandamme · · Score: 1

    ...of the Internet. Shut off your computer and go outside in the sun."