HP Chairman Raymond Lane Steps Down
First time accepted submitter gkndivebum writes "The latest casualty from the ill-fated acquisition of British company Autonomy by HP appears to be Raymond Lane, who was recently re-elected by only 58.8% of shareholders. Mr. Lane will remain on the board with shareholder Ralph Whitworth as interim chairman. It will be interesting to see where the 'evolution' of the board as articulated by Mr. Whitworth leads."
Raymond Lane, who was recently re-elected by only 58.8% of shareholders.
Winning an election with 58% of the vote is perfectly fine. Until you realize that he had no opponent. Just like elections in the old Soviet Union or other dictatorships, elections for most boards of directors are a complete fraud. If there is one seat open on the board, there is exactly one candidate.
HP steps on YOU!!!
This sig is not paradoxical or ironic.
At HP its actually Chairman of the Plank.
James B. Steward of the NY Times explains why.
Then floats down on a golden parachute while contributing nothing of value to the company?
Does anyone else remember when HP was run by engineers? I do. Back then, people wanted to buy their products and wanted to buy their stock. This is a direct hint to HP.
Wish I had kept some of my old test gear, HP-201 audio generator, a spectrum analyzer, etc etc... still have the Tektronix scope tho. 50 years later and it still works fine. (used to do a lot of audio work)
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I'm pretty sure that's what caused one of the other executives to step down recently.
Here's a little tribute to the recent string of HP CEOs
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Ray Lane had a role at Oracle in the '90s, and that was to be the soothing steady hand to reassure Oracle's customers that the place wasn't being run by a bunch of cowboys gone amok (even though it was). He has the personal touch of a managing partner. But a board of directors is about evaluating performance and competing plans for the future; hard skills are at least as important as soft skills. For example, Oracle has posted on their web site a page that shows that when Autonomy tried to interest Oracle in buying them, they were invited to give a presentation - and Mark Hurd then threw them out of the office midway through their presentation. You can't have chairmen and board members that are just interested in the superficial PR aspect of deals and changes in strategy.
They used to be such a respected company with bulletproof hardware. Anyone still have any of the old Laserjets around? Because, damn, those were fine printers. Their computers and servers were great. Their managed switches rivaled Cisco. Now, they're just a bunch of squabbling babies, wrapped up in office politics and too busy to focus on actually running a technology company.
Board members are not employees.
they leave. get nothing.
Frankly, for those people, they don't get paid much for being a board member either. For someone who makes over $100,000,000 a year. A job that pays $100,000 a day, but only pays for 4 days a year is a pittance. It's about power, and control.
Stepping down means admitting he's a loser!
No, the ones who are there for profit instead of for a personal or social goal such as saving mankind or reaching the moon, leave and step into another place where they can use the insider knowledge and "broker deals" to their personal advantage They can also clean up on insider knowledge spread among the boards of several companies they represent, passing the insider tips in trades so each board member can avoid trading their own company stocks directly.
If you think I'm kidding, try being a waitress at a restaurant in a business district. I was a busboy, and the amountof insider trading I could have done was.... frightening. I changed shifts because of the constant temptation.
its a sad news Raymond Lane Steps down
Microsoft, NYC Marketing Vast Surveillance System To Other Cities
More like Steve Ballmer watching you squirt.
Microsoft invested heavily in social media manipulation software so they could influence opinion on discussion sites and forums.
Being able to track so much community activity both on the web. and more directly via Windows telemetry, isn't just useful for their marketing sockpuppets. The information gathered on so many people becomes a product that can be sold as well. Now we see it's being traded, not just to other marketing organizations, but also to "law" enforcement types as well.
The person operating HP's business from day to day isn't named "Meg". HP's Chief Operating Officer is Microsoft's former Windows Business guy named Bill Veghte. Bill Veghte has operational control of HP and Meg Whitman is his PR meatpuppet: a figurehead with zero actual operational responsibility, just like she likes it.
You haven't heard about this because we're all familiar with how Microsoft is sending out its former executives like Elop and Veghte to wrest operational control of their partners' operations to try and main control of their Wintel PC ecosystem and regain some fraction of the control they had back when they were the 800lb gorilla on the field. Veghte is running HP on the down low. Any day now they'll get control of Dell too through an LBO. A fat lot of good that will do them: we're tired of this Machiavellian bullshit and the prevention of progress it sustains. HP and Dell together don't make even HTC, let alone a Samsung. Microsoft and all their still-loyal partners together don't make an Apple, let alone an Apple + IBM + Google + Samsung. Microsoft is not only not even no longer the king of the technology hill: they're playing king of the one-of-many foothills.
Help stamp out iliturcy.
1. fire everyone on that board and in management and stop making products that suck
or
2. go bankrupt
For someone who makes over $100,000,000 a year. A job that pays $100,000 a day, but only pays for 4 days a year is a pittance
Are there really that many people who earn over $100m a year? Seriously?
To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it