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HP Launches Moonshot

New submitter linatux writes "HP has announced their 'Moonshot 1500 server' — up to 1,800 servers per 47U rack are supported. The tech certainly seems to be an advance on what is currently available — will it be enough to revive HP's server fleet?" From Phoronix: "Moonshot began with Calxeda-based ARM SoCs, but in the end HP settled for Intel Atom processors. Released today were HP's Moonshot system based on the Intel Atom S1200. Hewlett-Packard claims that their Moonshot System uses 89% less energy, 80% less space, 77% less cost, and 97% less complexity than traditional servers."

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  1. Re:Too little, too lame by gagol · · Score: 1, Funny

    Hopefully your corpse will provide the fertilizer for some new market leader to grow from.

    I hope this is a reference to ender's game trilogy. Let me know!

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  2. Re:English - do you speak it? by girlintraining · · Score: 5, Funny

    Would somebody please find the marketers/editors that wrote this and shoot them? THXBYE

    Hi. I'm part of the engineering team tasked with tracking down and eliminating people upon request, who have managed to slight someone else on the internet. We've logged your request and will get to it as quickly as possible. However, due to our limited budget and the unexpected popularity of our service, the high volume of requests will delay our response time. We currently estimate that we'll be able to service your request on October 27th, 2238, at 8:00 pm.

    Also, our records indicate that you have an appointment with us on June 27th, 2027, at 3:35pm. Please be prompt. The internet as you know it depends on it.

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  3. Re:"will it be enough to revive HP's server fleet? by rekoil · · Score: 3, Funny

    So...former HP customer, or former employee?

  4. Re:Only thing about Atom proccessors by WWJohnBrowningDo · · Score: 5, Funny

    Nazi is a proper noun and thus must be capitalized.

  5. Re:Only thing about Atom proccessors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    And yet you don't know how to spell "capitalised". Bloody colonials...

  6. Re:Will the upgrade be called... by Patch86 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I have a more powerful device in my pocket.

    I thought you were just glad to see me.

  7. Re:Only thing about Atom proccessors by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 3, Funny

    And we all know that datacenter servers are used only for running the front-end of 3D games. Oh no, this product must be DOOMED!

    Alternatively, it could be also QUAKEd.

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