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Browser Choice May Affect Your Job Prospects

krygny sends this quote from The Economist: "The internet browser you are using to read this blog post could help a potential employer decide whether or not you would do well at a job. How might your choice of browser affect your job prospects? When choosing among job applicants, employers may be swayed by a range of factors, knowingly and unknowingly. ... Evolv, a company that monitors recruitment and workplace data, has suggested that there are better ways to identify the right candidate for job. ... Among other things, its analysis found that those applicants who have bothered to install new web browsers on their computers (such as Mozilla's Firefox or Google's Chrome) perform better and stay in their posts for 15% longer, on average."

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  1. Loaded language? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 0

    Among other things, its analysis found that those applicants who have bothered to install new web browsers on their computers (such as Mozilla's Firefox or Google's Chrome)

    You can't judge that, all you can judge is which browser people are using. I'm using Safari on Mac, but I have Chrome (and the Dart version) FireFox, and Opera installed. None of them integrate properly with the system toolchain, none has the nice command-number shortcuts for the bookmarks bar, and all have other UI quirks that annoy me (although Safari's integration of the address and search bars is really pissing me off, as it keeps autocompleting search terms to random URLs).

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    1. Re:Loaded language? by danbob999 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Did you really feel you had to defend yourself?

    2. Re:Loaded language? by NickGnome · · Score: 1, Interesting
      "Did you really feel you had to defend yourself?"
      ...

      Yes, because this is another transparent attempt to find pretexts on which to declare all US job appplicants to be "unqualified".

    3. Re:Loaded language? by Clsid · · Score: 1

      He does have a point. Just because IE is the mother of all evils does not mean that the premise of the article is true in all cases. Having said that, the latest version of IE is not the spawn of satan as it used to be but more of a me too browser. And on the Mac, well Safari just has a better browsing experience in general.

    4. Re:Loaded language? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Did you really feel you had to defend yourself?" ...

      Yes, because this is another transparent attempt to find pretexts on which to declare all US job appplicants to be "unqualified".

      Save it for the interview .... if you get that far

    5. Re:Loaded language? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      how many are there Mac users?

      Its mostly aimed at windows user most likely.
      If you happy with IE under winXP - you are probably lazy to educate self, ignoring a lot of facts and dont have or dont listen to friends with IT background. It can all say something about you. All of that is negative. pretty simple, right?

    6. Re:Loaded language? by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 5, Insightful

      He won't... that's the point.

      This is just another arbitrary way to "weed out" candidates. You wonder why the screeching that "the U.S. has no qualified candidates" to do jobs... this is one of the reasons. We have H.R. people that roundfile applications because of their own lack of knowledge.

    7. Re:Loaded language? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      And even if I bear with the buggy and slow default browser, it still means I'm a better candidate for some jobs: the hard shitty jobs with no benefits and bellow market pay - I will not shop arround for a better job because I don't know better jobs are available. Sounds like the perfect candidate runs IE6.

    8. Re:Loaded language? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      Did you really feel you had to defend yourself?

      Well, considering that the article is basically saying that anybody using IE should have their resume tossed in the trash, and a good number of the resume submission sites for employers are all fucked up and only work properly in IE... ya, he did need to defend himself.

      I run three browsers- Firefox, Chrome, and IE. I use each one in different situations, for different reasons.

      in other words, fuck off.

    9. Re:Loaded language? by trum4n · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I wouldn't hire you because you are a Mac user. I need people with morals and values, and a concept of the value of a dollar. Why would you buy what is effectively just a dell for 3x the money with near useless software? Not what I'm looking for.

    10. Re:Loaded language? by alen · · Score: 0

      find me a 13" laptop with multiple wifi antennas and photo editing software included for less than $1000

      the metal case and better screen quality are just icing on the cake.

    11. Re:Loaded language? by RoboRay · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You get 100+ qualified applicants for every job. Of course statistics are going to be used to narrow down the pool. If you share a characteristic with others that have a higher than average chance of being problematic, that is going to be a factor of whether or not you get considered for the position. If they do find another qualified candidate without any of those factors, it doesn't matter to them that you are also qualified. If they don't find another one, you're going to get a call anyway.

      They simply do not have the time, opportunity, or justification to hold a magnifying glass up to every candidate that applies for a position. It's up to you to ensure that there are no silly reasons for them to discard you out of hand.

    12. Re:Loaded language? by RoboRay · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That said, though... this one is a little silly on their part.

    13. Re:Loaded language? by RogueyWon · · Score: 2

      There's also the point that, in my opinion at least, IE has closed the gap with the other browsers quite a bit in recent years. I'd been using Firefox since 2004, but had grown increasingly irritated with a number of its quirks and foibles.

      Got a new PC a couple of weeks ago and decided that was a good spur to check around and see how other browsers measured up. Having done so (and slightly through gritted teeth), I actually settled on IE.

      Five years ago, somebody who was using IE was either ignorant or browsing from an office PC where they had no choice. I just don't think that's the case any more.

    14. Re:Loaded language? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow the theory works! Stay away from Safari users because they're whiny, self-centered, no-it-alls!

    15. Re:Loaded language? by Shrike+Valeo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      They simply do not have the time, opportunity, or justification...

      THIS. THIS A THOUSAND TIMES

      If someone doesn't know many employers use arbitrary methods to weed out hundreds, even thousands of applicants to something manageable that they can look at properly, they need to come back to reality

      From a single typo to Times New Roman font, anything that has (and some have that no) statistical value (like, say, literally taking the second half of applicants and rejecting them), can and will be used. Only now I'm seeing companies use the "if you don't hear from us in X days, you were unsuccessful/ignored" in response to how bad it is you don't even get a 'no' these days

      As long as applying will be as simple as emailing a CV/resumé/application and a human has to look at it for a response, there will be a huge bottleneck in business resources in responding to them and will do things like this

    16. Re:Loaded language? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ditch the appliance and get a real computer.

    17. Re:Loaded language? by jason.sweet · · Score: 4, Funny

      Do you mean "know-it-all"? If you used Safari, you probably would have caught that.

    18. Re:Loaded language? by ron-l-j · · Score: 1

      Interviewer: You know I really enjoy interviewing applicants for this management training course. (knock at door) Come in. (Stig enters) Ah. Come and sit down. Stig: Thank you. (he sits) Interviewer: (stares at him and starts writing) Would you mind just standing up again for one moment. (stands up) Take a seat. Stig: I'm sorry. Interviewer: Take a seat. (Stig does so) Ah! (writes again) Good morning. Stig: Good morning. Interviewer: Good morning. Stig: Good morning. Interviewer: (writes) Tell me why did you say 'good morning' when you know perfectly well that it's afternoon? Stig: Well, well, you said 'good morning'. Ha, ha. Interviewer: (shakes head) Good afternoon. Stig: Ah, good afternoon. Interviewer: Oh dear. (writes again) Good evening. Stig: ... Goodbye? Interviewer: Ha, ha. No. (rings small hand-bell) ... Aren't you going to ask me why I rang the bell? (rings bell again) Stig: Er why did you ring the bell? Interviewer: Why do you think I rang the bell? (shouts) Five, four, three, two, one, zero! Stig: Well, I, I...

    19. Re:Loaded language? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except that it is not arbitrary.

    20. Re:Loaded language? by boristdog · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I take it you haven't dealt much with the type of people most companies hire for the Personnel department.

      From the 3 gov't agencies, two non-profits and half-dozen private companies I've worked for as evidence, it seems that looking good in a tight dress is the major qualification.

    21. Re:Loaded language? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You misunderstand. Throwing out resumes submitted using IE, despite the fact that the sites only work properly in IE, is a test. You need to work around the flaws, so it's a demonstration of your abilities.

    22. Re:Loaded language? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This.

    23. Re:Loaded language? by jareth-0205 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I stopped reading after "THIS."

      It's juvenile. Please stop.

      This.

    24. Re:Loaded language? by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 5, Funny

      I throw out half of all applications without reading them.

      I don't want to hire someone that's unlucky.

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    25. Re:Loaded language? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's juvenile. Please stop.

      THIS.

    26. Re:Loaded language? by Cajun+Hell · · Score: 2

      How did "U.S." get into this and NickGnome's comments? It isn't present in the context at all, unless you're saying that people in the US have an unusual bias toward keeping distribution-default browsers, whereas non-US people are more likely to install something else.

      "Scientists claim to have discovered a new species of pterodactyl, but this claim is really just a thinly veiled attempt to undermine OS/2." Such a statement would be paranoid unless you've got evidence that OS/2 was written by people who are also paleontologists who have published papers saying they already discovered all of the pterodactyls. If that's what you're saying and you can back it up, then ok, the new-pterodactyl claim is maybe an ad-hominem attack on OS/2. But without the OS/2-pterodactyl link, it's bullshit.

      Just as your the anti-US conspiracy theory is obviously bullshit, unless you have a US-defaultbrowser link. Do you?

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    27. Re:Loaded language? by smitty97 · · Score: 1

      Even on the Mac I prefer to use chrome.. The way it handles tabs, plugins and such are better.

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    28. Re:Loaded language? by mk1004 · · Score: 1

      And I've gone to the employment page on a number of web sites that didn't play well with chrome and/or Firefox. I'll reject any potential employer who can't even find the talent to build a website that's compatible with most browsers.

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    29. Re:Loaded language? by interval1066 · · Score: 0

      He actually has a valid point.

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    30. Re:Loaded language? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      That's easy: buy a refurbished Dell Latitude and install Linux Mint (with GIMP) on it. Total price around $250-300. Plus you get a very good (for a laptop) keyboard, unlike the idiotic mushy keyboards that all Macs and other consumer laptops have.

    31. Re:Loaded language? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      https://www.system76.com/laptops/

      Except their smallest laptop is 14". An extra wi-fi card is $15.

    32. Re: Loaded language? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aren't you using up the luck that your lucky candidate has?

    33. Re:Loaded language? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Yes, becasue everyone can afford the latest computer.

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    34. Re:Loaded language? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where the hell to you get a 100+ qualified applicants? I was hiring for a very well-paid position in the financial sector. We got tons of applicants. A quick phone screen shows that most are clearly unqualified. Let me be blunt. Part of the job I am hiring for requires staying up on the latest technology. If you are a C# guy doing WPF, you damn well better have other browsers installed. And if you are using an old version of IE by default, that just shows you are lazy and/or stupid. There are a ton of people that got their degree, got sent to .NET training by their first employer, wrote a few small apps in C# -- and then never cracked another book on the subject or explored any of the technologies available since .NET 1.1 was released. And they expect to get paid the big bucks. At least 50% of my applicants fall into this category. Programming is a job to these people, not a career. A career requires constant effort to stay on top of your chosen field of expertise.

    35. Re:Loaded language? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is just another arbitrary way to "weed out" candidates. You wonder why the screeching that "the U.S. has no qualified candidates" to do jobs...

      You get 100+ qualified applicants for every job. Of course statistics are going to be used to narrow down the pool.

      So when hundreds of trainable people are applying for every one of the few job openings out there, employers and government should STFU about there being "no qualified applicants" and "low unemployment (if you stop counting the long-term unemployed)".

    36. Re:Loaded language? by anagama · · Score: 2

      I'm half-owner of a small business. We recently had to go through the grind of hiring a new front desk person, a yearly task it seems. After a few days with a Craigslist posting, we had 70 or 80 resumes which we each had to read in our spare time. The first to go are those who can't follow a simple instruction (e.g., we get a resume only, but asked for resume and cover letter), then the ones with egregious grammar or spelling errors, or "WEIRd" capitalization patterns, and so forth. Sometimes it is rather arbitrary, such as: lives too far away, or uses an unprofessional sounding email address (for example: hotkitty@aol.com). But arbitrary choices work the other way too. This last time, after picking eight people, I put the whole stack of remaining applications together, shuffled them, and picked two at random. Only one of the randoms didn't show, but the other one almost made it into the final pool.

      Anyway, this article makes me glad I'm not an applicant: my selection of a browser is well considered and goes beyond merely selecting Firefox, despite the fact I'd end up not using Firefox to fill out an application. On my Linux Desktop and Mac laptop, I use Firefox with the No Script and Self Destructing Cookies plugins. If the application process relies on javascript and cookies -- there's a reasonable chance it would fail despite temporarily allowing this or that, and rather than take that risk, I'd fire up Safari like I always do when I need to visit a site that requires javascript and cookies. But that would make it appear to HR that I just used the default browser without giving it any consideration, which is exactly the opposite of the truth.

      There are lots of ways self-employment sucks, but the amount of arbitrary decision making (*) in hiring is one reason why I'm glad I'll never be on the other side of an interview.

      (*) and yeah, I realize I make arbitrary decisions and I can understand why that happens. The number of people looking for work is huge and there is only so much time in the day. It's a thorny issue.

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    37. Re: Loaded language? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      US companies are looking for any reason to disqualify US candidates to justify their greed, I mean need for "importing non-local, lower-waged talent".

    38. Re:Loaded language? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I take it you haven't dealt much with the type of people most companies hire for the Personnel department.

      From the 3 gov't agencies, two non-profits and half-dozen private companies I've worked for as evidence, it seems that looking good in a tight dress is the major qualification.

      I have no doubt. Working closely with HR and the like, I have seen them have plenty of time to go through 100 applicants per position with a fine toothed comb. Thing is, it isn't their job to do it. Their job is to look pretty and get as close to outright seducing the upper management as they dare. Anyone in that profession that actually does useful work for the company is replaced by someone that spends less time talking with nerds and more time letting themselves be seen as eye candy.

      Note: I have seen this phenomenon happen with both sexes and arguably some in between.

    39. Re:Loaded language? by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Interesting

      That's exactly my problem, STATISTICS are used instead of fuckin' ASKING the guy that wants to hire. Because HR doesn't have an effin' clue what they're looking for. Not their fault, I don't want a security expert to work in HR, I want them to work here in MY crew!

      I'm currently in exactly this spot. I want, need, crave, (insert word meaning "more than a 35 year old virgin wanna get laid") a good security person. I wrote down my requirements, then I heard what the sheik (ok, the CFO) is willing to part monthly with, lowered my requirements and handed them to HR. You know that I'd by now be willing to spend my spare time hiring, but I must not. HR is defending that turf quite vehemently.

      So what I get for the interviews (where I may thankfully be present at least) is what remains after statistics butchered down my applicant pile. I want experts at assembler and networking protocols, and I get experts at Javascript and webdesign.

      What the fuck?

      By now I'm at the point where I spend more time down in HR than doing my job to keep them from tossing out candidates for some random reason that has NOTHING to do with the job that could at least qualify (it's not easy I tell you, people tend to know their worth when they're worth something...).

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    40. Re:Loaded language? by war4peace · · Score: 1

      That!

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    41. Re:Loaded language? by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      Sorry, but if a company cannot be assed to at least write you a "no sorry" letter TO AN EMAIL APPLICATION, they have problems. I make sure that every applicant gets an automated reply when they write to us, thanking them for their effort to mail us their resume. That's trivial to set up, an autoreply does that. It's equally easy to collect the bunch in a database, pick away the few that you want to interview then hit the red "reject" button sending a "sorry you didn't make it" reply.

      A company that can't get that together is probably not a company you want to work for. You'll be dealing with more problems than just your job, they got serious issues in the procedures department.

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    42. Re:Loaded language? by KingMotley · · Score: 5, Funny

      From the 3 gov't agencies, two non-profits and half-dozen private companies I've worked for as evidence, it seems that looking good in a tight dress is the major qualification.

      What does that say about you? Personally, I think it would be distracting to work in an environment where all the guys run around in tight dresses all day.

    43. Re:Loaded language? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those "statistics" they use as a whole are very dynamic. Unless you are ALWAYS fine tuning your statisitics and numbers, your filtering based on those statistics will be useless. What if Firefox has a huge expliotable bug, for the next month less people will be using it. HR thinks, hey, dude using FF, great. Problem is that candidate and HR person do not know about the flaw.

    44. Re:Loaded language? by jones_supa · · Score: 1

      find me a 13" laptop with multiple wifi antennas and photo editing software included for less than $1000

      the metal case and better screen quality are just icing on the cake.

      Most laptops have two antennas (it's actually a MIMO system in engineering terms ;) ). You could grab the HP ProBook 4340s for about $600, top it with Photoshop Elements or GIMP and call it a day.

    45. Re:Loaded language? by ArhcAngel · · Score: 1

      That seems a bit harsh...I mean what if Lister hasn't had his lucky virus injection for the day yet?

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    46. Re:Loaded language? by Dishevel · · Score: 1

      What is funny is that Both Chrome and IE 9 are faster on itunesconnect.com than Safari.
      By Far.

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    47. Re:Loaded language? by Dishevel · · Score: 1

      it seems that looking good in a tight dress is the major qualification.

      Are you trying to tell me that it is not supposed to be THE major qualification?

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    48. Re:Loaded language? by Synerg1y · · Score: 1

      Ummm...

      So for anybody that's ever worked in IT, we know that people who tend to run out of date browsers do so for two reasons: they are too non-technical/computer incompetent to upgrade their browser, and the other reason is nobody wants to touch their computer because they are probably unpleasant to deal with.

      However, there are exceptions to this and they can be as simple as a client having a website that needs to run on IE7 cause that's what the client's company still uses (not good, not your problem). My job runs on IE8 as per business requirements, etc...

      Having said that, I totally agree, this is not a good way to screen out candidates, and ironically people in HR tend to have some of the most poorly managed machines in some of the companies i've been in, so by this logic, they'd easily weed themselves out, and I'd have to say good riddance in most cases.

    49. Re:Loaded language? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      It's hard to get qualified applicants. Especially when you're in a field that is crowded and filled with snakeoil peddlers. Everything you say is quite true for my problem at hand.

      But you at least have a few things you can rely on. Try that in ITSEC. Aside of CISA, there's very little you can hold onto. And people who hold anything that even remotely says CISA on it usually ask for payment above and beyond anything I'd consider sensible. Problem is, of course I could use someone holding a CISA cert (hey, who couldn't?) but aside of being simply not affordable, he's far overqualified. And there's precious little in between of "nothing" and CISA when it comes to certification. Especially when it comes to actual knowledge of current security problems, less governance and procedures.

      I'm honestly considering doing the old "hack this server and find the app file inside" spiel. I just don't really like that kind of "hiring procedure", aside of feeling juvenile, do I really want someone who goes and hacks a server based on a flimsy suggestion from someone they don't know, without written consent and other CYA papers?

      So what I'm down to now is hiring based on self assessment of applicants. It's mostly a "think you got what it takes? Hand in your resume" thing. Yes, I'm sure you can imagine the number of apps I get per day. Right now I spend more time down with HR than in my ivory tower, I just hope I find someone and get out of it before it gets hot around here, I really miss my air condition.

      There is very little I can actually put in the app requirements that don't rely on self assessment of the applicant. I don't care for degrees. More than half of my crew never saw a college from the inside, and what's worse, they're the BETTER half of the people. They are, granted, also the older half of the people. So asking for a degree is certainly out of the question. It's hard to ask for "samples of work", either they're under NDA or they're something I do NOT want (like, say, hacking a server without consent of its owner...). So any kind of sample would probably only work as a KO-crit, where they either break an existing NDA to impress me (big nono) or where they admit they don't give a shit about legality (almost as big a nono).

      So what's left is that people themselves tell us whether they think they're qualified. And that takes a lot of weeding out. You have to move a lot of rubble to find a gem.

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    50. Re:Loaded language? by tehcyder · · Score: 3, Funny

      I take it you haven't dealt much with the type of people most companies hire for the Personnel department.

      From the 3 gov't agencies, two non-profits and half-dozen private companies I've worked for as evidence, it seems that looking good in a tight dress is the major qualification.

      That's because, historically, personnel departments have been staffed by women and managed by men. And, surprise surprise, the male managers chose attractive women when given a choice.

      Nowadays, of course, personnel departments are mostly managed by lesbians, so you still get the most attractive women being given preference.

      It's just so unfair.

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    51. Re:Loaded language? by Endo13 · · Score: 2

      Multiple wifi antennas? Really? Every laptop model I've ever worked on (and that's a few dozen) that came with wifi out of the box had at least two separate antennas. Usually one goes up one side of the screen, and the other goes up the other side.

      Photo editing software can be had for free.

      Since you said sub $1,000 and the closest a 13" mac gets to that is $1,199 I'll use that model for comparison.

      http://store.apple.com/us/configure/MD101LL/A?#hardware
      http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16834100228

      And here is what you asked for.

      http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16834230262

      It meets or exceeds the specs of your $1,199 13" Macbook Pro in every way and costs just $749 - regular price, not on sale. Your Macbook costs over 50% more.

      You're welcome.

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    52. Re:Loaded language? by tehcyder · · Score: 0

      I stopped reading after "THIS."

      It's juvenile. Please stop.

      Well said.

      I've said it before, it's intellectually on a par with 1990s AOL users saying "me too".

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    53. Re:Loaded language? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Depends on the job. I couldn't use you. Part of what I'm looking for right now is someone who can optimize procedures and streamline processes. If someone cannot be assed to do it for himself, I certainly wouldn't expect him to do it for the company.

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    54. Re:Loaded language? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have obviously never tried to flex a Dell, then a MacBook. Also, you evidently think BSD is useless software? I guess you're mighty happy with Powershell, or whatever it's called.

    55. Re:Loaded language? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      I don't need multiple wifi antennas. If your argument is based on something I don't need but looks impressive, go over to marketing, I heard they're hiring as well. Bring your Apple with you, they'll love you for it.

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    56. Re:Loaded language? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you frigging serious?

      If you don't know how to write a resume that will get past the HR screening filters for jobs you're interested in and get you in touch with a live human at the company you're applying to, perhaps you deserve to be unemployed.

    57. Re:Loaded language? by war4peace · · Score: 4, Interesting

      It's a thorny issue.

      No, it's not. Not at all.
      I was tasked to review CVs for a Helpdesk position at a desirable corporation; as expected, my manager has thrown 121 CVs at my lap. That's nearly a whole stack of paper (500 pages) to look at.
      But I read them ALL. Of course, I filtered many of them out. Of course, I had to take half of those home and work overtime to weed them out. And I spent my free time doing that. Why? Because I've been an applicant before and I know how much it sucks to not even get a "thank you, you're rejected" message back, and dealing with retarded HR personnel, and having your CV thrown to the garbage can only because it's the 11th entry and they will only look at first 10, etc., etc. And I loathed becoming part of that problem.
      Looking at hundreds of CVs is a daunting task and there's nothing funny about it (well, apart from the occasional weird CV that makes you laugh), but the applicants have handed their trust to whoever reviews those CVs and I feel obliged to raise to their expectations.
      My filtering methods are pretty simple: font doesn't matter, as long as it's not overly flashy (e.g. Chaplin Type); e-mail address is unimportant (I'm not hiring an e-mail address and a "professional" e-mail address can be interpreted as a sign of duplicity); 1-2 typos are acceptable (everyone makes mistakes). Unacceptable stuff: weird photos attached to CV, blatant lack of basic spelling (unless we're talking about a pure developer opening). Most important: whether the skillset fits the job requirements.

      It's quite ironic that the expectations are that a CV should be extremely professional, but the methods used to weed out candidates are as unprofessional as it gets. Double standards, anyone?

      As an applicant, I am weeding out responses from hiring companies. The person contacting you is an image of how the company works. If they impose a meeting time and date (especially on a very short notice), if their response is riddled with grammar and spelling mistakes, if they send you a message intended to someone else (yeah, that happened quite a few times), then I wouldn't feel right working for such a company. Unless, of course, their salary offer is outrageously large.

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    58. Re:Loaded language? by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      double double this this

      double double that that

      double this

      double that

      double double this that

      (My daughters' handclapping song.)

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    59. Re:Loaded language? by war4peace · · Score: 1

      In your case, it'd not be the browser choice disqualifying you, it'd be the spelling and writing rules knowledge, or its lack thereof.

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    60. Re:Loaded language? by tehcyder · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Sometimes it is rather arbitrary, such as: lives too far away, or uses an unprofessional sounding email address (for example: hotkitty@aol.com)

      Is it the hotkitty or the aol part you find most unprofessional?

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    61. Re:Loaded language? by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Programming is a job to these people, not a career. A career requires constant effort to stay on top of your chosen field of expertise.

      No, a career requires abandoning the things you started off doing and moving into the more profitable areas of networking, self-promotion and arse-licking as soon as possible.

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    62. Re:Loaded language? by war4peace · · Score: 1

      This.
      I'll teach THAT to my son :)

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    63. Re:Loaded language? by newcastlejon · · Score: 1

      ...although Safari's integration of the address and search bars is really pissing me off...

      This alone is why I'm still using 5.whatever. Is there no way to downgrade from 6, or install 5 alongside it?

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    64. Re:Loaded language? by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      how many are there Mac users?

      Its mostly aimed at windows user most likely. If you happy with IE under winXP - you are probably lazy to educate self, ignoring a lot of facts and dont have or dont listen to friends with IT background. It can all say something about you. All of that is negative. pretty simple, right?

      How about if you're at work and forced to use IE with winXP?

      Or are you so holy that you don't ever apply for other jobs at work?

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    65. Re:Loaded language? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ^^^ THIS ^^^^

    66. Re:Loaded language? by Erikderzweite · · Score: 2

      Last year I have applied for a job (albeit in a much better market) and I made sure that my application looks nice, my cover letters have no gross grammar or spelling errors (even made a few friends proofread them) and are actually relevant to the information in the job offer.

      So, LaTeX ftw! In the end I got four offers of five interviews I've agreed to take (and have rejected countless other interview offers). The hiring manager on a job I took is actually a LaTeX fan himself so he had immediately noticed my resume :-)

    67. Re: Loaded language? by Cajun+Hell · · Score: 1

      US companies are looking for any reason to disqualify US candidates to justify their greed, I mean need for "importing non-local, lower-waged talent".

      Even if I were to accept that at face value, my point is: WTF does it have to do with a browser test? A browser test is going to filter out the same fraction of US applicants as non-US applicants.

      Suppose I'm an employer in your fantasy bearded-Spock universe, with an agenda of hiring non-US workers. 5 US workers apply for my position, and 5 Indians. I want to hire the Indians and I'll use any excuse I can think of, to justify it. So I say, "Aha, let's look at the browsers they used. People who use IE on Windows, Safari on Mac OS, or Firefox on Ubuntu 12.04, I'll just cross off the list of applicants because they're dumber-than-average for not installing a different browser." Are you saying this is going to change my resulting pool to have more Indian applicants than US applicants?

      I would understand you argument, if the "test" involved (ok, I'm about to reach into my jar of stereotypes and make an ass of myself, but this is the Internet so let's just do it) ruling out people who don't like spicy food. Then I'd have 2 US applicants and 4 Indian applicants. A spicy food test works for my anti-US agenda. But how the fuck do browsers help my agenda?

      Show me the stats, where non-US people are more likely to install Chromium on their Ubuntu system than Americans are, or that they'll install Firefox on their Windows more than Americans do, etc. Because that's what you're saying, right? If that's not what you're saying, then explain how the bullshit test does help their secret agenda of not hiring US applicants, because I don't get it.

      To me, your conspiracy theory doesn't make sense even within your paranoid reality. It's like a 9/11 truther going on about how we know the US government blew up WTC and the evidence is .. OS/2, man, OS/2!

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    68. Re:Loaded language? by rnturn · · Score: 1

      ``It's equally easy to collect the bunch in a database, pick away the few that you want to interview then hit the red "reject" button sending a "sorry you didn't make it" reply.''

      And it ought to be possible to include the reason why your application did not make the cut. Failure to provide that is, IMHO, unreasonable. The logic is already in the filtering software. All that is lacking is the automated reply code. Maybe the employers already have this feature but they disable it in order to avoid being seen as spammers. I mean if they're getting as many applications as they claim... maybe they're afraid of running afoul of some clause in their ISP's ToS if they send out automated rejection letter. (Aside: in a previous job, I helped automate an email process that sent product/pricing changes to customers. There were times we'd be sending out 1000s of emails a day. (We included a batching function to only send "N" at a time before waiting a few minutes to avoid clobbering the corporate email servers. Part of the concern from the messaging team was that these emails would all be headed outside the company.)

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    69. Re:Loaded language? by StuartLaJoie · · Score: 2

      If they do find another qualified candidate without any of those factors, it doesn't matter to them that you are also qualified. If they don't find another one, you're going to get a call anyway.

      That only holds true in cases where an actual human is reading the résumés which have been submitted. Many businesses, particularly large multi-nationals, rely on software to reduce the pool of 100s of applicants down to a handful, not allowing even an unqualified HR person to make a call whether to move a résumé forward. The last time I hired an assistant, the automated HR system eliminated every highly-qualified candidate that I had personally recommended for the position, leaving me with 6 candidates who had no real-world qualifications but were capable of putting the right buzzwords on their application. I ended up in a protracted fight with HR that was resolved by a VP granting permission to hire out-of-scope, just to get a qualified candidate for the job.

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    70. Re:Loaded language? by gnasher719 · · Score: 1

      Sometimes it is rather arbitrary, such as: lives too far away, or uses an unprofessional sounding email address (for example: hotkitty@aol.com).

      You should at least check whether someone living far away did apply _because_ they were intending to move to a different place.

    71. Re:Loaded language? by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      You get 100+ qualified applicants for every job.

      Or perhaps they're actually not all-that-qualified.

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    72. Re:Loaded language? by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      I stopped reading after "THIS."

      It's juvenile. Please stop.

      Is it more or less juvenile than HR stopping reading resumés?

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    73. Re:Loaded language? by alvarogmj · · Score: 1

      While I agree with the sentiment, this is a cultural thing. As an applicant I want to know if I made it or not, because while waiting for reply from what I believe is a good position, I might end up rejecting or delaying my application to other not-so-good opportunities.
      Where I live, however, most companies just never reply if you are not selected, and that is seen as normal. (There are other differences, like requesting a recent photo to be added to the CV, where in other places that is illegal)

    74. Re:Loaded language? by amiga3D · · Score: 1

      The aol would do it for me. We used to call AOL the American Organization of Lamers. Coming into an IRC channel with AOL as your ISP was sure to get you kick banned.

    75. Re:Loaded language? by Wookact · · Score: 1

      A+++++++++++++++++++ Comment, would read again!!!!!!!!!!!

      Personally, I always found the ebay ratings much worse.

    76. Re:Loaded language? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Including the reason why you were rejected means considerably more overhead, I can well see why this isn't included. Hell, I couldn't include it. Or at least word it in a non-demeaning way when you're the 100th applicant with "years of javascript experience" for a job position that requires intimate knowledge of networking protocols on a low level base. What should I write? "Sorry, but I can't use people who probably think TCP is the abbreviation of the name for the Chinese secret service?"

      Since companies usually fill their job offers with insane requirements (like one I saw, "10 years of professional experience, not older than 25" and the like), people don't know which one they could not fulfill yet still be considered, so they send their resume. It's not like it's a big effort anymore, what's the price of sending me your resume? One email. And about 5 minutes to come up with a nice address so I don't toss it on the "to read if I'm really bored" pile automatically.

      I know first hand, I've been guilty of the same. When I was looking for a job, I carpet bombed everyone who remotely offered a job that I was willing to take with my resume. There were days when I sent out literally dozens of applications, and not only to companies that were actively hiring. You have a company? Hey, you sure are interested in IT-Security after the whole anonymous blunder, can you afford NOT to have a CISO? Here's my resume, you want me!

      Of course 99% of those apps were probably not even read by a human being and were tossed out. I was, essentially, spamming companies with my resume. And just as with ordinary spam, it worked. Just with a few companies, actually, but that's all I really wanted and needed. After all, I only needed ONE job. So when spamming a million companies, a return of 0.0001% is already more than I need.

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    77. Re:Loaded language? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Why delay or reject? What's good for the goose is good for the gander, they hire and fire you, so why not up and go when the better option actually works out?

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    78. Re:Loaded language? by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      Ask the CFO to order the HR people to hire new HR people as their replacements.

      Why wouldn't a Javascript expert know assembly? Most Javascript is compiled to machine code these days. It's useful stuff to know anyway. Good VMs allow you to see the code they generate. I'd actually expect an true Javascript expert to have written a few simple VMs and compilers. (I know that this is one of the things I'm going to do after my metacompiler gets to a reasonable point.)

      (A bit off-topic, perhaps, but can anyone recommend a good book on 64-bit assembly under Linux? (AMD64 architecture, of course.))

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    79. Re:Loaded language? by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      I throw out half of all applications without reading them.

      I don't want to hire someone that's unlucky.

      If you work at Yahoo, you've just thrown away the wrong half!

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    80. Re:Loaded language? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As long as applying will be as simple as emailing a CV/resumé/application and a human has to look at it for a response, there will be a huge bottleneck in business resources in responding to them and will do things like this

      This is the problem. The answer is to require more than a simple email to apply. Why most HR departments haven't figured this out is beyond me. A simple requirement that there must be a cover letter and it must include an answer to a specific question can limit the number of responses needed by an order of magnitude or more. This makes it feasible to respond to all candidates who comply and makes it the candidates own fault if they don't get a response.

      The question doesn't even need to be hard or thought provoking...I've seen "what's your favorite movie?" work well.

    81. Re:Loaded language? by hackula · · Score: 1

      Now imagine your boss tells you that he needs 15 more positions filled. Are you really going to read all 7500 resumes?

    82. Re:Loaded language? by jittles · · Score: 1

      The aol would do it for me. We used to call AOL the American Organization of Lamers. Coming into an IRC channel with AOL as your ISP was sure to get you kick banned.

      Hmmm we always called them an "Army of Lamers" but I suppose you did this in non-US Centric IRC channels?

    83. Re:Loaded language? by amiga3D · · Score: 1

      #amiga_warez on Galaxynet

    84. Re:Loaded language? by BigDaveyL · · Score: 1

      There is very little I can actually put in the app requirements that don't rely on self assessment of the applicant. I don't care for degrees. More than half of my crew never saw a college from the inside, and what's worse, they're the BETTER half of the people. They are, granted, also the older half of the people. So asking for a degree is certainly out of the question.

      You do realize that some universities are starting to offer some courses in security?
      http://www.csec.rit.edu/?q=node/29

      Also, how about getting involved with something like this?
      http://www.rit.edu/news/story.php?id=46016

      Simply glossing over everyone who has a degree is a bit dangerous.

    85. Re:Loaded language? by BigDaveyL · · Score: 1

      This is a pretty good idea. Some applications ask for a "desired salary" and if you put in the wrong number, you're rejected. One may be willing to take less than the desired, if it's a job they would enjoy doing or it's a stable company.

    86. Re:Loaded language? by ElizabethGreene · · Score: 1

      I had a prospective employer tell me that they round-filed my original resume because I had an aol.com email address. The same resume went through a recruiter that stripped the contact details off. I got the interview and the job.

      I thought that a FirstnameLastname@aol.com email address was professionally acceptable. I was wrong. Lesson learned.

    87. Re:Loaded language? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's the great part about being a Mac user...you can buy quality used equipment. I recently sold my ~6 year-old MBP for $400. It was pre-unibody, but had 4GB RAM, a 2.4GHz C2D and an 80GB Intel SSD. And it easily runs the latest version of OS X.

      OS X haters always gripe about how much more Apple charges for their computers (it's not that much). But what's really happening is that Apple isn't servicing the lower price points which creates a resale market that doesn't exist for PCs. When you subtract what you get when you sell the computer (in my case, the $400), you actually end up spending roughly the same on a Mac as you would on a PC with comparable specs. And you can get the bargain basement version for roughly the same price as a PC too, just not new.

    88. Re:Loaded language? by arth1 · · Score: 1

      So when hundreds of trainable people are applying for every one of the few job openings out there, employers and government should STFU about there being "no qualified applicants" and "low unemployment (if you stop counting the long-term unemployed)".

      If I have a hundred trainable applicants and ten trained ones, the hundred are not going to be called in. Who pays the bill for training them and for lack of productivity until they are trained?

      As long as there are as many applicants as there are, even small things will disqualify individuals who surely could do a good job given a chance. They won't get that chance. That's a problem with having high unemployment, not a problem with those who hire.

    89. Re:Loaded language? by Ravaldy · · Score: 1

      If my application is refused because I used a specific browser, I probably don't want to work for that company anyway. I mean, next thing you know my bonus will be evaluated based on whether or not I put sugar in my coffee.

      The way I see it, installing another browser is a waste of time if there's one already installed that does the job. If an old version of IE is installed say 6 or 7, that's a different story.

    90. Re:Loaded language? by Ravaldy · · Score: 1

      What's wrong with tight dresses :)

    91. Re:Loaded language? by anagama · · Score: 1

      What I mean by "too far away" is along the lines of 25 miles in a neighboring county (too much gas). People w/ addresses 100s of miles away are obviously looking at relocating so don't get the immediate discard, but really, I think enough people live here already. I'd rather not see my county's population increase.

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    92. Re:Loaded language? by xevioso · · Score: 1

      Maybe this person's boss should hire additional HR people to help read the resumes for those 15 positions.

      Of course, you'd have to wade through their resumes first....

    93. Re:Loaded language? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I stopped reading after "THIS."

      It's juvenile. Please stop.

      QFT.

    94. Re:Loaded language? by denvergeek · · Score: 1

      10/10, would comment again

    95. Re:Loaded language? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm using Safari on Mac

      Relax, they're not talking about jobs at Starbucks.

    96. Re:Loaded language? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is it silly though? I mean would you really pick an IE user that is using only the bare necessities and hasn't bothered to improve his internet experience, or the Firefox guy that has gone the extra km and installed ad blocking, noscript and just generally takes care of his environment in order to be more efficient?

      So basically: the guy that spent time improving his workflow, or the IE guy that doesn't seem motivated and just sticks to whatever crap is already installed.

      Which one would you pick?

    97. Re:Loaded language? by arth1 · · Score: 3, Funny

      What's wrong with tight dresses :)

      They're hard to reach up under to scratch your balls.

    98. Re:Loaded language? by war4peace · · Score: 1

      I certainly hope you don't work in IT.
      Whether it's one or 100 positions, chances are you'll get pretty much the same number of applications. Bluntly put: Your argument reeks of stupidity.

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    99. Re:Loaded language? by alvarogmj · · Score: 1

      I guess it is again a cultural thing. It is not generally well seen to leave a job at the first opportunity, after a short period. It's a matter of trust and commitment, I guess (and also of government paperwork, around here that part is costly).
      If I join a company, I know I am expected to stay a certain period of time, at least until the company is earning money with me. Depending on the job, that is estimated to take around 6 months. If I leave after a short time, the company probably spent more money on me than the money it earned from my work.

      It may not be the case where you live, but here the IT world is a small place, and the chance of applying again to a job in the same company is not as small as one would like to believe. Quitting your job in good terms will most surely allow you to come back if the opportunity arises. Quitting after a short period of time will probably not be "good terms" for your boss.

      Even if you hate your job, you will find out that connections matter. I worked 5 years for a big company, and then moved to a company leaded by a former boss. Now I am working at another big company, thanks to recommendations from a former colleague. If things go wrong with my current job, I know I can talk with my former bosses and see if they have any positions open.
      Also, people in management positions know each other, specially if they work in the same city, and even more if they have many years of experience. Work professionally, and your ex boss will recommend you (if he's not an asshole) if he gets asked you by a friend in the company you are trying to join. The opposite holds, of course.

      I don't want to imply that you should bend over to the company's requirements, but one should know how to move around in the job market :)

    100. Re:Loaded language? by locopuyo · · Score: 1

      Impossible. If you reach 30 you become a powerful wizard and would have no need to perform petty labor.

    101. Re:Loaded language? by jnork · · Score: 1

      Ah, one of my favorite Python sketches.

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    102. Re:Loaded language? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I LOL'd. Did you?

    103. Re:Loaded language? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wouldn't hire you because you are a Mac user. I need people with morals and values, and a concept of the value of a dollar. Why would you buy what is effectively just a dell for 3x the money with near useless software? Not what I'm looking for.

      That's fine. I don't want to work for a cheap bastard.

    104. Re:Loaded language? by jafac · · Score: 1

      TL;DR Life isn't fair.

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    105. Re:Loaded language? by edcheevy · · Score: 1

      Hi there, I'm an I/O psychologist at Evolv. To dispel a few myths and FUD:

      • - I absolutely agree there are a lot of HR folks & hiring managers out there who don't do a good job of using scientifically-based, job-relevant screening criteria. And no, simple correlations are not science.
      • - We don't actually score or weight every statistical relationship our marketing team mentions to the press :)
      • - Something like this wouldn't be used in isolation as a cut-off. Good selection systems use experience, work samples, appropriate personality & cognitive testing, relevant skills tests, behaviorally structured interviews, etc to come to a holistic hire/no-hire decision, and even then there are always allowances for people who don't fit the mold but who may still do a great job.
      • - The forums seemed to take this in an anti-M$ direction, but the finding is independent of OS. Installing a non-default browser on a Windows or an Apple machine is linked to positive post-hire outcomes. Having said that, there are many other predictors that are more job relevant.

      Hope that helps!

    106. Re:Loaded language? by qwertyatwork · · Score: 1

      I see multiple differences here.

      No thunderbolt, no firewire, no USB 3.0 listed.

      No multi touch track pad, no back lit keyboard.

      720p camera, asus only says .3m pixel.

      Magsafe power adapter, longer battery life

      Also the mac runs windows, linux, AND OS X. The asus does not run OS X (without LOTS of effort to install and maintain)

      The mb pro looks much much nicer.

      All in all, quite a few differences. Add in all that stuff you missed, and you're nowhere near $749. The only two things it exceeds is hard drive size, and video card. You can get different set ups on the mb pro, but there is not point in discussing the asus any longer since it is no where near the specs of the mb pro you listed.

    107. Re:Loaded language? by Endo13 · · Score: 1

      And guess what? At the same price point, most people would still take the ASUS. Why? Because the stuff that matters on it is better. It's hilarious you would bring up that crap though, because only a fanboi would even try to suggest that shit is worth even remotely $450.

      But none of that matters, because most people shop based on their budget; they don't decide what features they want then go buy it. And the fact is, you simply can't buy a new Macbook for under $900, with ANY specs. If you're not too picky about the screen size, you can even get a PC with the same hardware specs as the Mac for around $400-$500, like this one http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16834312087R.

      For practical purposes, same capabilities, and around a third of the price.

      But since you insist on being an idiot fanboi, let's see what we can get in a PC for the same price as the Mac, shall we?

      http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16834127875

      Hmm... way better screen resolution, much faster CPU, twice as much ram, way better graphics, twice as much HDD space and it's ALSO faster.

      So yeah.

      Why would you buy what is effectively just a dell for 3x the money with near useless software?

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    108. Re:Loaded language? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And then what you get left with are people who don't care about actually understanding what they're doing or doing a good job; all they care about is getting past all the artificial barriers.

      Fuck you, HR drones.

    109. Re:Loaded language? by hackula · · Score: 2

      All I am saying is that you could do some sort of filtering before actually sitting down and reading every one in full. ie: stop reading when you see 2 blatant typos, don't read extremely poorly formatted resumes, don't read resumes that do not meet the requirements that you requested. You probably will filter out some perfectly good applicants... but there will be a higher percentage of good applicants in the remaining pool of resumes. Interview the remaining and if nobody fits, then go back to the stack of reject resumes.

    110. Re: Loaded language? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He is using a Mac, in a technical world that speaks volumes more than just using stock apps, lol.
      Of course I am most likely biased being a PC user.

    111. Re:Loaded language? by bbsalem · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I agree. The best jobs I've held were as a result of an end around of HR people. For tech jobs most of them are useless, as are job development and recruitment people, and I live in Silicon Valley, and they still can't keep up with it.

    112. Re:Loaded language? by bbsalem · · Score: 1

      I think that you will find that for many categories, HR types, simply do not have reliable criteria to select candidates. Hiring managers might as well use a random function. I wonder if anyone has studied this? I bet the HR types don't do much better than random choice.

    113. Re:Loaded language? by RoboRay · · Score: 1

      If HR does not have a good list of criteria for the position, that's the fault of who is creating or filling the position. If HR is disregarding a good list of criteria, that should be taken above their level.

    114. Re:Loaded language? by bbsalem · · Score: 1

      I appreciate your candor, and sympathize about the time taken from useful work to screen applicants, having myself been on hiring committees in the past. Since I know that I am far from perfect, i try to avoid the HR game because I'd much rather get my next job because the person who wants what I do got to know me, warts and all, and is not going to eliminate me from consideration because of some silly criterion. Choosing candidates randomly from a stack of resumes is almost more fair. It helps, then to have a network and only use the HR game as a secondary process to legally getting a job. That has worked for me in the past.

    115. Re:Loaded language? by betterprimate · · Score: 1

      Some of the best web developers prefer Safari (including me) while others work with Chrome. Until recently, Safari was by far the fastest standards-based browser available. Chrome finally caught up and now a days speed differences are altogether arbitrary.

    116. Re:Loaded language? by betterprimate · · Score: 1

      And I prefer to hire people who are objective, efficient, and value their work. See, I can troll too.

      No, Macs are not 3x the money. This claim has always been unsupported. I was shopping for a DELL recently. The only one I could find that compared to my MacBook Air's performance and price point, weighed twice as much, had less battery life, slower video card, and was a bulky plastic piece of shit.

      I don't know what line of work you're in what software you require. As a web developer, there is very little software for Windows or Linux that helps me streamline my work. Hell, there's not even a single decent editor available for Windows.

    117. Re:Loaded language? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I stopped reading after "Please".

  2. Correlation is not causation by dkleinsc · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Specifically, both being able to install a browser and staying in your job longer could easily be caused by a third factor, namely not being an idiot.

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    1. Re:Correlation is not causation by The+MAZZTer · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Ah, but in this case, correlation is what the employer cares about.

    2. Re:Correlation is not causation by bsDaemon · · Score: 5, Funny

      Additionally, having 5 web browsers installed and triple-booting operating systems might mean you get board easily and won't stick around at the job as long. I mean, still being on IE6 does show incredible staying power and loyalty, right?

    3. Re:Correlation is not causation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      NCSA Mosaic FTW.

      If you can run it, you're proficient with running VMs as it won't run in a 64-bit OS.

    4. Re:Correlation is not causation by Chrisq · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Specifically, both being able to install a browser and staying in your job longer could easily be caused by a third factor, namely not being an idiot.

      You can't rule out a direct correlation - like staying in the same job makes you bored enough to start pissing about with different browsers

    5. Re:Correlation is not causation by Brucelet · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Correlation doesn't need to imply causation for this to be relevant. It still means the employer is better off picking candidates who use a newer browser, and that job seekers are still better off using new browsers to signal that they're worthwhile, even if neither has causative evidence for why.

    6. Re:Correlation is not causation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      if it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it must be a duck.

      as someone below points out, correlation is more significant than causation in the real world.

    7. Re: Correlation is not causation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I find the strong fish leave and the chum hangs around to be eaten by the corporate sharks.

    8. Re:Correlation is not causation by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1
      If A and B depend on a common cause C, I'd say, it's still causation.

      If A and B happen together just through merely good/bad luck (or because the researcher "carefully" cherry-picked his sample...), then it's just correlation.

    9. Re:Correlation is not causation by srobert · · Score: 1

      My laptop boots 5 OSes from burg. I have 4 browsers installed. Been at the same job for 11 years. Just one more browser and out I go.

    10. Re:Correlation is not causation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, staying with IE6 (or any IE) shows idiocy.

    11. Re:Correlation is not causation by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing the parent was posted from IE?

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    12. Re:Correlation is not causation by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Well, if nothing else, using IE displays ability to stick with a concept and ride it out no matter what, even if others keep berating you that there are better options out there, that you could do so much better and that changing would improve your experience.

      A lot of companies that I know would certainly be looking for that in a worker, the willingness to stay with something despite the discomfort and despite being told and shown that they could be doing so much better...

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    13. Re:Correlation is not causation by war4peace · · Score: 1

      Yeah. But get enough boards and you become successful in the coffin business.

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    14. Re:Correlation is not causation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I don't think I wood get board easily.

    15. Re:Correlation is not causation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      What a surprise. Some thick cunt jumps in to remind us all that "correlation is not causation."

      I don't think you understand what that statement means. Nobody's saying that "installing other browsers causes candidates to be more productive." Nobody's saying that "Smart people always know to install non-standard browsers." Those would be statements of causation, rather than correlation.

      Correlation, however, is also a useful piece of information. If you know that "top performers" and "non-standard browsers" tend to go together (as this article suggests), then it doesn't really matter what the underlying cause is if you're just interested in filtering a hundred resumes that match certain keywords for "likely high performers."

      If I know that "red strawberries taste sweeter than greenish ones," then I've correctly identified a correlation between the two (red = sweet) that can be used as a practical tool for selecting strawberries at the grocery, even if I know NOTHING about the underlying biology of the plant that would cause the two data points to be correlated.

      Now, there could be a million reasons why "top performers" and non-standard browsers go together that would help us understand the chain of causality - my guess is that top performers build customized workflows for themselves that suit their work style and work environment, and that the choice of browser reflects this workflow. There's not a direct causal link between "browser choice" and "performance," but there IS an interrelationship.

    16. Re:Correlation is not causation by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 1

      If A and B happen together just through merely good/bad luck (or because the researcher "carefully" cherry-picked his sample...), then it's just correlation.

      No, then it's just an artifact of the data. Correlation is a property of a multivariate distribution, which it may or may not be possible to infer accurately depending on sample size.

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    17. Re:Correlation is not causation by Tool+Man · · Score: 1

      Use of IE6 indicates that you are most likely an unimaginative corporate drone, who is likely using his dodgy old browser to post for other jobs while at work. Obviously, he will continue to do the same if you hire him. Use of cache correlation techniques to assess what *other* sites he goes to is an exercise for someone who isn't in HR.

    18. Re:Correlation is not causation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Screw that noise! Most of my friends are total idiots and the all use Chrome (because someone told them they should, Google wants its precious!) But I use Dillon (or Lynx if I'm on a low baud line) when ever I apply to a job just to show that I'm hardcore! And once I'm in, I'm there forever! I'm like a leaky leach! I'm am the MODEL employee!

    19. Re:Correlation is not causation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Either that, or that those people actually care what happens around them. That caring magically helps in most industries. They also likely get burglarized and robbed significantly less.

    20. Re:Correlation is not causation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And after a little while the opportunistic types who are looking for a job will use Firefox or Chrome, regardless of what they really think about these browsers. Then the metric becomes completely useless and even counter productive but for the next 10 years everyone will stick to it anyway thus making sure that the HR departments selection procedures remain the crap-shoot they always were.

      Rule based selection procedures do not work. Hiring people is not an exact science.

    21. Re:Correlation is not causation by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      All it shows me is HR is next to fucking worthless if that is the kind of metrics they are using. After all going by that logic my 71 year old dad must be the bestest hire on the planet since he hasn't used IE in nearly a decade and has two of the more offbeat browsers (Comodo Dragon and IceDragon) so he obviously has to be hyper-net cool.

      Of course in real life he still hasn't figured out how to work his Android phone and is not real happy I can't reach through the line all the way to Redmond to slap some "God damned common sense" as he put it into MSFT. Never thought I'd see the day he'd give up that damned Windows messenger AND his Hotmail in the same week, thanks MSFT, glad I don't have to support that shit anymore.

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    22. Re:Correlation is not causation by CycleMan · · Score: 1

      If A and B depend on a common cause C, I'd say, it's still causation

      Most people would say differently. The purpose of causation is to be able to change A and affect B. But if I tell you that I found a positive relationship between ice cream sales and burglaries (this does exist in some regions, by the way), could you as the police chief reduce burglaries by banning ice cream within the city? No. Because this is not the causative relationship. The causative relationship is that when the weather gets hot, people buy more ice cream and are more likely to leave their windows open for fresh cool air at night, making burglary easier.

      This is why we care that correlation != causation. If we want to affect something off-limits to us by adjusting something under our control, we need causation, rather than just correlation. Big data will be hard-pressed to prove causation, but it may give us some more correlations to explore. And this /. thread will show a hundred examples of outliers, because that's what we're good at finding here.

    23. Re:Correlation is not causation by rsborg · · Score: 1

      Additionally, having 5 web browsers installed and triple-booting operating systems might mean you get board easily and won't stick around at the job as long. I mean, still being on IE6 does show incredible staying power and loyalty, right?

      A tick also has incredible staying power and longevity while sucking down a lot of valuable lifeblood. They're also very difficult to remove.

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    24. Re:Correlation is not causation by arth1 · · Score: 1

      Either that, or that those people actually care what happens around them. That caring magically helps in most industries. They also likely get burglarized and robbed significantly less.

      That word. Unless you meant that someone turns them into a burglar, why don't you say "burgled" instead? You don't say "robberized", now do you?

    25. Re:Correlation is not causation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      why don't you say "burgled" instead?

      Probably because is it easy to mix with the worlds burkaed and burglet, the miniature hamburgers that bring smiles and happiness to the world. Wardrobe and wordrobe malfunctions are imminent.

    26. Re:Correlation is not causation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wouldn't Opera work better?

    27. Re:Correlation is not causation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...and this is the Freewinds, Scientology's advanced religious retreat.

    28. Re:Correlation is not causation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windows are a security vulnerability and people are idiots for having them.

    29. Re:Correlation is not causation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Suppose the people who go thru the last final bits of this kind of superfluous optimization were the last people on earth you'd want to employ (at least for most positions). Still better off?

  3. Honest salesmen less effective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    From the article "A study of 20,000 workers showed that more honest people tend to perform better and stay at the job longer. For some reason, however, they make less effective salespeople."

    Anybody surprised by this?

    1. Re:Honest salesmen less effective by Sentrion · · Score: 4, Funny

      Reminds me of a cartoon I saw once. It showed a hiring manager explaining to a rejected job applicant: "no, actually your resume is quite impressive. The accomplishments at your previous employers are quite remarkable, and your commitment to your community service projects is commendable. But we are really looking for an unscrupulous ass-kissing minion to fill this position".

    2. Re:Honest salesmen less effective by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 2

      From the article "A study of 20,000 workers showed that more honest people tend to perform better and stay at the job longer. For some reason, however, they make less effective salespeople."

      Anybody surprised by this?

      Once upon a time, I was attempting to correct some misunderstandings a salesman had about a product I'd worked on, and he stopped me, saying that knowing the product too well would hamper his ability to sell it. I wasn't quite -- and I'm still not -- sure whether this was a dig at what he believed was poor product quality, or an admission that just making stuff up to please the customer worked better than the truth.

      Either way, the company's long since out of business, so I'll probably never know.

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    3. Re:Honest salesmen less effective by geekoid · · Score: 4, Interesting

      It' prevent the sales people from getting to technical.
      Once that happens, the costumer will ask more technical question he can't answer.

      For example: If you go to buy a car and the sales man talks about horsepower and torque: Ask him what the difference is. then watch him squirm. Afterwards you can drop another 1000 form what you where going to offer.

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    4. Re:Honest salesmen less effective by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      While having an ignorant salesman probably didn't work out too well for the company (it's hard to say with a sample size of one though), the interesting question would be: how well did it work out for the saleman personally? If he made a killing selling a product he didn't understand well, then it was a winning strategy.

    5. Re:Honest salesmen less effective by Solandri · · Score: 1

      It' prevent the sales people from getting to technical.
      Once that happens, the costumer will ask more technical question he can't answer.

      Sort of, but not quite. Salesmanship is very similar to being a con man (confidence man). Your job isn't necessarily to find the buyer the best product is best for his needs. Your job is to convince him that regardless of which product he chooses, it's the right choice so he'll hurry up and buy it. i.e. You're not trying to get him to buy the better product, you're trying to get him to feel more confident about buying a product so he's more likely to buy it and he'll buy it quicker.

      Dropping some technical details can help this process. But if you know too much about the products, you start to really know whether product A or B is better. Then it's nothing but work, work, work. It's more time-effective to be able to lie convincingly to the person that the better product is the one in their hand, or the one with the bigger profit margin, or the one you're trying to get rid of from inventory.

      For example: If you go to buy a car and the sales man talks about horsepower and torque: Ask him what the difference is.

      Incidentally, horsepower = torque * rpm * constant. In other words, the horsepower curve is just the torque curve multiplied by a ramp function.

    6. Re:Honest salesmen less effective by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      Anybody surprised by this?

      Not at all. Many years ago, I heard a this rule of thumb: Never hire a salesman that you would want your daughter to marry.

    7. Re:Honest salesmen less effective by bmk67 · · Score: 1

      Surprised? No. Successful salespeople tend to be scumbags.

    8. Re:Honest salesmen less effective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Id laugh at this post if I weren't actually crying on the inside.

  4. Makes sense by PerlPunk · · Score: 0

    Given that the population we are discussing are developers and other IT people, intuitively it makes sense because FF and Chrome provide all sorts of developer tools that you don't get with IE.

    1. Re:Makes sense by SQLGuru · · Score: 4, Informative

      Actually, the IE developer toolbar (F12) is as effective as FireBug and the Chrome developer tools. Chrome is the only one that shows local storage (Indexed DB, WebSQL, etc.) easily, but they all show the loaded files, the network timing, cookies, allow breakpoints, inspect CSS, etc. The developer tools were an add-on in early versions, but has been integrated since version 8 I think.

    2. Re:Makes sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I use Chrome, I can right click and inspect an element. How do I do that in IE?

    3. Re:Makes sense by SQLGuru · · Score: 1

      You can't do it from the right click menu, but you can do it with the developer tools open....

      http://support.janova.us/entries/20181293-how-to-inspect-an-element-in-internet-explorer

    4. Re:Makes sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I use Chrome, I can right click and inspect an element. How do I do that in IE?

      Push F12.

    5. Re:Makes sense by EvilIdler · · Score: 1

      Chrome is the only one not named Safari or Opera showing local storage etc. easily, you mean ;) Safari has the menu with the boring name "Develop", and Opera has Dragonfly.

    6. Re:Makes sense by xmousex · · Score: 1

      "as effective as FireBug and the Chrome"

      okay so i never figured out how to track ajax activity with IE toolbar the way firebug and chrome does. there is also nothing available for the toolbar that works like firephp does with firebug and chrome. Is this still the case? The data management applications i work on are nothing but a div fed with a stream of content and interactions from the server fed through ajax so its kind of important.

      The last time i tried to use IE toolbar for this the most it would let me do is look at styling issues on the initial source loaded - that one div - and it was unaware of all the changes taking place in dom from minute to minute. Firebug and chrome are great for this sort of thing though i prefer firebug. But sometimes IE has quirks that i need to analyze. Would be nice if that toolbar could help.

    7. Re:Makes sense by Alternate+Interior · · Score: 1

      console.log behavior is rather different for objects. Seeing the string "[object object]" is nowhere near as useful as a tree-rendered outline of the object.

    8. Re:Makes sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IE's toolbar has a "refresh" button on the html view. Firebug refreshes its html view immediately when changes happen, IE freezes it on load until you refresh.

    9. Re:Makes sense by Isaac+Remuant · · Score: 1

      since IE9, it has been quite good but you should also check out the new and fast growing improvements in FF. Specially if you use nightly-builds.

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    10. Re:Makes sense by xmousex · · Score: 1

      And what about ajax calls, firebug and chrome show send and receive in the console, does ie toolbar do that now? I'm not seeing it work still.

    11. Re:Makes sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can see those in the "Network" tab in the toolbar (make sure to "start capturing" first) - for example hitting "Reply" on here shows a POST to /ajax.pl. Double-clicking on the entry gives you some more tabs, which show the request headers, request body, response headers, response body, cookies, timing, all the good stuff.

    12. Re:Makes sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is a far cry from the functionality of firebug or the built-in inspectors in FF and Chrome. Yes, it thankfully exists and is functional and capable, but not equally effective by any stretch. Manipulating the dom or css is much more awkward for one thing off the top of my head, but there is a long list of other complaints.

      Still, to a dying man in the desert any water is a blessing.

  5. And the one's who run IE by mark_reh · · Score: 1, Funny

    retire or are overdue for retirement...

    1. Re:And the one's who run IE by Chrisq · · Score: 1

      retire or are overdue for retirement...

      You mean "And the one's who run IE6..."

    2. Re:And the one's who run IE by hcs_$reboot · · Score: 1

      retire or are overdue for retirement

      Not sure about that. People still using, say, IE6, browse obviously from work, ie from a retarded (literally) company - and since they want to leave, they're probably valuable candidates.

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    3. Re:And the one's who run IE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      retire or are overdue for retirement...

      Or are using one of the today's best web browsers.

    4. Re:And the one's who run IE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, IE is still not as good as competing browsers.

      And don't try to convince me with some cherry picked benchmarks, I'm talking about usability.
      IE is still not there when it comes to functionality. How much the average user cares about functionality is another question (he/she probably doesn't care much).

  6. sure probably a correlation by shadowrat · · Score: 3, Insightful

    But now that this is out, people looking for jobs are all going to switch to firefox and chrome. They probably still won't have whatever quality makes them good at the job, but they will have lived up to the expectations of the HR algorithm.

    1. Re:sure probably a correlation by Vanderhoth · · Score: 2

      I had an economics professor once that wrote his thesis on using patterns to predict stock market trends. As he described it as soon as a pattern is recognized and published market investors jump on board, thus changing the parameters of the algorithm and ruining the pattern, which creates new trends.

      Rinse and repeat.

    2. Re:sure probably a correlation by SteveFoerster · · Score: 2

      I've always assumed that the ones with the best trading models don't publish them.

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    3. Re:sure probably a correlation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is why one should never assume academia to be the leading edge. In a great many fields, it just plain isn't.

    4. Re:sure probably a correlation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Quiet, you fool You'll ruin everything!

    5. Re:sure probably a correlation by jones_supa · · Score: 1

      But now that this is out, people looking for jobs are all going to switch to firefox and chrome. They probably still won't have whatever quality makes them good at the job, but they will have lived up to the expectations of the HR algorithm.

      It's like crafting your resume these days: you are supposed to put all the recommended tricks of the day there, and when HR reads the paper they similarly go through a specific checklist that "makes a good resume".

    6. Re:sure probably a correlation by ArsonSmith · · Score: 2

      Or publish alternative ones timed to push the value of the real ones at just the right times.

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    7. Re:sure probably a correlation by SteveFoerster · · Score: 1

      Ahhh... I like the way you think.

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    8. Re:sure probably a correlation by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      people looking for jobs are all going to switch to firefox and chrome

      Muwahahahahah. Evil plan working as predicted.

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    9. Re:sure probably a correlation by Tony+Isaac · · Score: 1

      People who are still using IE...aren't reading slashdot or articles linked by slashdot. So hiring managers are still safe using this metric!

  7. Netscape by jfdavis668 · · Score: 0

    What if I still use Netscape Navigator?

    1. Re:Netscape by sensei+moreh · · Score: 1

      What, Mosaic wasn't good enough for you?

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  8. And if you run Lynx by Progman3K · · Score: 4, Funny

    They'll only hire you as a sysadmin

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    1. Re:And if you run Lynx by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I bet you still have to submit your resume as a .doc file, though.

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    2. Re:And if you run Lynx by a_n_d_e_r_s · · Score: 1

      No because real sysadmins use curl.

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    3. Re:And if you run Lynx by Chrisq · · Score: 1

      No because real sysadmins use curl.

      mmm ... curl, vi and bash; the ideal browsing environment

    4. Re:And if you run Lynx by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      netcat

    5. Re:And if you run Lynx by KiloByte · · Score: 1

      I don't think a sysadmin who doesn't know about elinks is that hot, either.

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    6. Re:And if you run Lynx by ackthpt · · Score: 1

      They'll only hire you as a sysadmin

      Tell 'em you use it so you can read the fnords.

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    7. Re:And if you run Lynx by martin-boundary · · Score: 1
      No problem!

      mv resume.txt Resume\ \ \ .DOC.txt

    8. Re:And if you run Lynx by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I bet you still have to submit your resume as a .doc file, though.

      As a real SysAdmin, I have a emacs script that will export my resume as RTF with a .doc extension, and e-mail it.

    9. Re:And if you run Lynx by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Real sysadmins telnet to port 443

    10. Re:And if you run Lynx by Theovon · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Oh, man. That drove me crazy. I had gone out of my way to convert my resume to a very nice and organized and readable and attactable format using LaTeX. Maybe I could have done better if I'd paid one of those services $1000 to tell me how to subtly color and place things better. But this beat the hell out of my earlier Word version.

      Then some head-hunter INSISTS that I give him a Word version because that's all his database will take. Sheesh. There's just no quick and easy way to do this, so I had to start with the original LaTeX source and make a new one that still looked lousy compared to the finished PDF.

      I'd like to think that my 16 years of industry experience and excellent research record in grad school were deciding factors. But I can assure you that the appearance of my CV make a big impact. Mind you, part of appearance is making it pleasant to read and easy to interpret.

      Your knowledge of basic psychology and a minimal familiarity with cognitive engineering IS TRULY an important factor in hiring and long-term job performance in many professions. Even if the employers don't realize they are considering this, they are considering it. You're screwing yourself if you don't consider the human factor in how your appearance on paper is going to be interpreted.

    11. Re:And if you run Lynx by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The superfluous spaces are a nice touch.

    12. Re:And if you run Lynx by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mmm ... curl, vi and bash; the ideal browsing environment

      curl? You mean telnet, right?

      vi is an editor. You only need an editor, if you're making mistakes. Real men use cat >

      And the memory footprint of bash is crazy. sh FTW!

    13. Re:And if you run Lynx by geekoid · · Score: 1

      16 years is nothing when you can't figure out how to get a doc file. Seriously, go to the library, rewrite your resume. Not rocket science.
      And you can replace 'library' with school, Kinkos, friends house, moms basement.
      Or buy word and a cheap windows box.

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    14. Re:And if you run Lynx by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Why did you waste your time with that headhunter?

      Personally, I've never found any headhunters to be useful at all. The few times I've gone on interviews organized by one, they ended up giving me an offer that was tens of thousands lower than other available positions, with the company whining how they couldn't afford to pay any more than that (probably because the headhunter was demanding a $30k fee).

      Anyway, even so, I haven't found many who insist on a Word version of resumes; the ones who do that usually do so because they want to edit your resume and replace your name and info with their own letterhead before passing it out to employers, to make sure the employers don't go around them and call you directly.

    15. Re:And if you run Lynx by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      16 years is nothing when you can't figure out how to get a doc file.

      No, he couldn't figure out how to get Microsoft's crappy software to produce something even remotely well typeset as his LaTex document. And rightly so, because it isn't possible. You'll get stuff that's acceptable to headhunters and HR departments who only ever look at Word documents, but side by side they all look like crap next to something layed out and typeset with TeX. That said, he was pragmatic, bit the bullet and accepted the downgrade to get his CV through the door.

      What he's really lamenting is that, now that everything is submitted electronically with the lower common (Microsoft) denominator, he's lost an advantage he once had by submitting professinal quality typeset physical resumes that would have stood out next to physical MS-produced stuff that would look like crap in comparison. It's even more aggrivating when you realize the HR department (or headhunter) are going to print the damn thing out anyway, and now you're forced to present your stuff in the same crappy light as everyone else, when you *could* have done something to improve it, had the gatekeepers not been so myopic.

      But hey, advantages come and go, and you adapt and roll with the punches.

    16. Re:And if you run Lynx by Theovon · · Score: 5, Interesting

      In this market? Are you serious? I didn't leave any stone unturned. Not counting the various head-hunters, I applied for nearly 150 different academic positions. And probably around 50 industry positions. I got maybe a dozen responses, a few phone interviews, six real interviews, and four offers. (In retrospect, if I got 4 offers out of 6 in-person interviews, I'm actually kindof impressed with myself there. And I didn't even think my presentation was the most polished I'd ever seen.)

      I came into this knowing that I'm trying to get a new job in a horrible economy. My CV had to stand out in both form AND content. I had to apply for absolutely everything out there, academic and industry. And head-hunters are just another way of looking for jobs. Why would I want to cut off that avenue of search? Sure, the probability of getting a good job that way is LOW, but it's not zero, and I'd been dealing with nothing but low probabilities the whole way along.

      Oh, and one benefit to contacting multiple headhunters is that I DID get really useful constructive feedback on my CV that I took seriously and implemented.

      People want to bitch about the effort involved in applying. What choice do we have? You have to at least slightly customize every application. I spent several hours a day for weeks and weeks, in two waves, applying for jobs. It's a statistics game for the employer, and it's a statistics game for the applicant, and I was under no illusion otherwise. I consider myself very fortunate that the move was only 500 miles away and the university (my new employer) paid for the move.

      BTW, there are some things that really suck about moving to Upstate New York. Weird laws, lag payroll, waiting period for medical insurance. My wife was denied a drivers license for changing her name when we got married, until I got the local legislator involved (this is sexual discrimination). I have a long laundry list of things that really irritate me about being a NYS employee. But I try not to bitch too much, because I'm EXTREMELY FORTUNATE to have a job that I REALLY LIKE in an economy this horrible. Although I do want to take SOME credit for it, because I worked really damn hard to get here. A lot of people who bitch about problems finding jobs really just haven't worked very hard.

    17. Re:And if you run Lynx by armanox · · Score: 1

      Or, when in a hurry, use grep and awk to display what they need quickly.

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    18. Re:And if you run Lynx by RabidReindeer · · Score: 1

      ... But I can assure you that the appearance of my CV make a big impact.

      No it doesn't.

      The reason they want a Word-format document is because your résumé and countless others more often than not will never reach human eyes unless it passes the automated buzzword filters. The hardest part of getting accepted these days is often getting a human involved, because the robots are guarding the door.

      Seeing as how I'm rarely willing to bend the truth enough (we want 10 years DB2, I have 7 years DB2 + 12 years Oracle, etc.) and specialize in "edge" technology, my best chances of getting an interview come from having someone in the target area (NOT HR!) invite me in. At that point, the beauty of my CV is immaterial; it's not like they were planning to frame it and hang it on the wall.

      I appreciate a well-laid-out document. One of my edge specialities is computer-assisted typography. But outside of places like the Marketing Department, the æsthetic appeal of a document isn't given much weight. Although I don't recommend going out of your way to make ugly ones.

    19. Re:And if you run Lynx by Theovon · · Score: 1

      Actually, you have an excellent point. It makes sense that an organization would apply a degree of automated filtering. I'm sure they would be laughed at by anyone doing real natural language processing, but this is a theoretically reasonable statistical way to filter resumes. This is also a great revenue stream for those with inside knowledge about just what certain companies filters look for, matches that will be missed, and non-matches that will be false positives, etc.

      This makes a solid case for having two CVs. And some automated application systems do allow you to put in two forms of the CV. They want a PDF form for the human, and then they want you to paste the content into a textarea for automated processing. Those should be structured in totally different ways.

    20. Re:And if you run Lynx by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck that, real sysadmins use curl.

    21. Re:And if you run Lynx by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1

      Back in the day, I used to find that treating a requirement to send a CV only in .doc form was a pretty good self-filtering exercise to remove employers I probably didn't want to work for. Then again, the whole employment and recruitment game turned out not to be for me, and I got out a long time ago to go freelance. Even then, it already seemed that many employers were being taken over by automated systems and the stereotype incompetent HR people running them, and lawyers were writing all the contracts to be so increasingly one-sided they were a joke. None of that sounds like a recipe for smart people I'd want to work with hiring other smart people I'd want to work with. :-(

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    22. Re:And if you run Lynx by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just put screenshots of your pdf into the Word doc. They'll love it.

    23. Re:And if you run Lynx by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Back in 2005 I was job hunting for an entry level IT support position, as such I would send my resume as an RTF, because MS word is not a portable document format. I actually got a response back from one place saying they couldn't open the attachment. what the hell?

    24. Re:And if you run Lynx by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They plaintextify them anyway, and then they slap their own formatting and logo on. Just copy your rendered resume into a plaintext editor and give them the text file. It makes no difference.

    25. Re:And if you run Lynx by k8to · · Score: 1

      Are you at SUNYA?

      Btw, the economy may seem horrible in Upstate New York (because it is) but there are other parts of the country doing a lot better. Don't set your sights too low.

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    26. Re:And if you run Lynx by Theovon · · Score: 1

      Yeah, SUNY-Binghamton. Excellent school for my particular research, and I love the topography here.

    27. Re:And if you run Lynx by Theovon · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, the way this particular Resume template organized the text, copy and paste from the PDF would get things munged together in the wrong orders. It was really weird. For instance, I think it laid it out so that the section titles on the left were "first", followed by the sections on the right. It didn't make a lot of sense to me. Really, copy/paste from the PDF was the first thing I thought of, but this was the weirdest PDF I'd ever encountered. I don't know if it's the fault of TeX or the template or what.

    28. Re:And if you run Lynx by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you needed LaTeX to make a resume look good, and you couldn't do as well with Word, then you are a friggin' idiot.

      Or a M$-bashing fanboi of the obscure and unnecessary. But they're pretty much the same thing.

    29. Re:And if you run Lynx by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      PrntScrn, Ctrl+V

      There, you've got a word document version.

    30. Re:And if you run Lynx by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In other words, his latex skills aren't sought after all that much.

    31. Re:And if you run Lynx by jafac · · Score: 1

      This may sound kind of deranged, but my current employer asked me to down-format my resume to straight ascii text. I was kind of shocked. Then, at the interview, I was chided for wearing a tie. Fucking California.

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    32. Re:And if you run Lynx by DoomSprinkles · · Score: 1

      I use a telnet client, connect on port 80, and manually write raw http compliant requests to browse the internet. The image translators work for my LAN web servers. But there's way too much information to decode the Internet. You get used to it. I...I don't even see the code. All I see is blonde, brunette, red-head. Hey, you uh... want a drink?

    33. Re:And if you run Lynx by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like you worked hard instead of smart. You should have saved that PDF file as a JPEG and then made a DOC with just that JPEG in it.

    34. Re:And if you run Lynx by Theovon · · Score: 1

      Haha. That's funny. Unfortunately, their automated buzzword parsers don't do OCR.

    35. Re:And if you run Lynx by badkarmadayaccount · · Score: 1

      Backslashes?

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    36. Re:And if you run Lynx by badkarmadayaccount · · Score: 1

      High res bitmap of the pdf insert image in .doc

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    37. Re:And if you run Lynx by badkarmadayaccount · · Score: 1

      white on white keyword spam, like the altavista days, under the image. I think this is a job for something on CPAN.

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  9. Chrome? Firefox? by Black+Jack+Hyde · · Score: 1

    I use Lynx you insensitive clod!

    1. Re:Chrome? Firefox? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I use Links (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Links_%28web_browser%29) you insensitive clod!

    2. Re:Chrome? Firefox? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Emacs W3 is the way and the light!

  10. Evolv, a worthless pile of shit company by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Can I come in for an interview?

  11. Employee of the Year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Uses deliberately installed alternate OS

  12. Using IE is bad for your job prospcts? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft is now polluting meatspace?

    Where's that Gates of Borg image?

  13. Do you get extra points for multiple browsers by youn · · Score: 1

    most dev people have to do cross browser debugging so they install at least 4... do they get extra points?

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    1. Re:Do you get extra points for multiple browsers by rnturn · · Score: 1

      No. They get a warning from their boss that they should stop wasting time because IE is the corporate standard.

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  14. Nobody ever got fired for... (make that "hired"!) by girlinatrainingbra · · Score: 2

    Well, the saying is "Nobody ever got fired for buying Microsoft software" (which is a variant from the original "No-one gets fired for buying IBM software (alternate reference here ). That might have to be modified to reflect this new reality: "Nobody ever got hired if they're still buying [or running] Microsoft software" ! :>)
    .
    Or, as many other posters have pointed out, being able to replace the stock software installed on your computer means you've got some smarts at least. IMHO, installing a full GNU/Linux distro on your system must make you a genius (not that Apple "genius bar" kind of genius either!)

  15. I use Lynx! by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 1

    Time for HR to take Old Yeller out back and "process" his application.

  16. subversive by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 3, Funny

    If your browser string looks like this:

    Mozilla/5.0 (X11; Linux x86_64; rv:20.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/20.0

    You're not a corporate believer and should never have a job... ever...

    -- your typical H.R. idiot.

    1. Re:subversive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My browser string looks like "Lynx/2.8.7dev.9 libwww-FM/2.14 SSL-MM/1.4.1". What does that say? :P

    2. Re:subversive by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Nothing. Because you couldn't have gotten your online application put into their proprietary system.

    3. Re:subversive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nothing. Because you couldn't have gotten your online application put into their proprietary system.

      Mod parent up. So many sites use IE-specific elements for their resume/application submission process that it's highly unlikely they will have ANY candidates who don't show an IE browser string.

      The correct answer to "what browser do you use" is "Whichever one I need to get the job done". Fanboy love stories or hate spewing about any particular browser is the only thing that ought to throw up a red flag.

    4. Re:subversive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Typical HR idiots don't know what user-agents are, let alone what they mean.

    5. Re:subversive by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up. So many sites use IE-specific elements for their resume/application submission process that it's highly unlikely they will have ANY candidates who don't show an IE browser string.

      But those few that do will show that they have the smarts to get it working in firefox anyways, despite the site designer's "best" efforts to try to exclude them... (No, the exclusion does not necessarily need to be based on browser string, it could also be something silly than IE's non-standard way of handling CSS and/or javascript...)

    6. Re:subversive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So many sites use IE-specific elements for their resume/application submission process

      At least these days, most work just fine with all the major graphical browsers.

    7. Re:subversive by armanox · · Score: 1

      And what about unusual ones?

      Mozilla/5.0 (X11; SunOS sun4u; rv:20.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/20.0
      Mozilla/4.7C-SGI [en] (X11; I; IRIX 6.5 IP30) (actually, I don't have access to my Octane to really grab it ATM).

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    8. Re:subversive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mozilla/5.0 (X11; Linux x86_64) AppleWebKit/537.22 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/25.0.1364.160 Safari/537.22

  17. Opera by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What about Opera? you insensitive clod!

  18. Re:Nobody ever got fired for... (make that "hired" by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 2

    Or, to an H.R. drone, unqualified because there isn't a "Microsoft" in there somewhere.

    Yes... they think that way. If they can think this way because you don't use Office and DARE to send your resume out in PDF format, they can easily think this way about an Open Source distro.

    I had a recruiter dress me down about this before. He had never heard of "Open Office" and I am not sure he had ever heard of Linux, either.

  19. Re:Netscape -- by girlinatrainingbra · · Score: 1

    Unless you mean Navigator 9, get back in your http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hot_Tub_Time_Machine>Hot Tub Time Machine and tell your past self to buy shares of Apple and NOT to buy any shares in Netscape. Oh, and Pets-dot-com will tank too, though that cute sock-puppet-doggie will live on. And hoard Hostess Twinkies: they'll stop making them someday!

  20. for me its always depended by nimbius · · Score: 5, Funny

    upon the type of work im doing. if i need access to a wiki article or something at work, netcat is fine. other times i might need to download the latest version of some software to test, so ill defer to curl (i understand its a resource hog, but im getting lazier as an admin in my old age.) One of the most frustrating things ive had to deal with at work however is sharepoint. Ive submitted several bug reports for the software but frankly, i cant get it to render properly in anything i use. even a full-featured monster like lynx cant handle it! For now ive worked around it by taking dd snapshots of the sharepoint san and parsing them using ed for the relevant articles.

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    1. Re:for me its always depended by betterprimate · · Score: 1

      and in the off chance they do respond, i always have to tell them it will take me a week to decode their email in pine.

  21. Customer User Agents by kramer2718 · · Score: 1

    And job candidates who customize their user agents are smart asses who will probably hack all of your systems.

  22. Random much? by Clsid · · Score: 2

    Why is it that in every field you always see a jackass like that coming up with totally unrelated methods to weed people out. Why not have them do the actual job you want and see how they perform. Even if you have too many applicants you can just have a first come, first serve policy, and based on the test of the first group, the best person gets the job.

    1. Re:Random much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Because companies no longer hire, train, and retain. They want people 'to hit the ground running'. Training costs money. It is cheaper to make the employee shoulder the burden. It is why H1B visa is so popular. You hire people who 'know what they are doing' and for a slightly lower cost and off load the 50 year old who wants you to 'follow process' and 'do things right'.

      What *should* happen and what *does* happen are 2 different things. Once people realize that they can accommodate to that. Otherwise they will be bitter.

      Until companies 'HTR' again you will see shenanigans like 'firefox filters' to 'weed out candidates'.

    2. Re:Random much? by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 0, Troll

      Don't worry, they'll be smashed by lawsuits once someone discovers that these methods have a disparate impact on the African-American community.

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    3. Re:Random much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is it that in every field you always see a jackass like that coming up with totally unrelated methods to weed people out.

      HR has long abandoned the idea of finding a good employee for any given position, it has all become about discarding the bad applicants. Unfortunately, their metrics of defining a "bad" applicant don't actually have anything to do with applicant knowledge, because HR has no idea what the job requirements actually mean. If 72% of applicants lie on their resume, they assume that all resumes are exaggerating equally and the honest applicant gets binned. If 22% of IE users have difficulty adapting to new things, they bin everyone who applied with an IE user agent string. If 31% of Hispanic women have anger issues, they look five times as hard for other excuses to bin those but are VERY careful not to point out the real reason they used.

      And after all the filters go through, if you aren't a white woman from a western Chicago suburb who was educated in Princeton and claim to have 23 years of experience since graduating in 2005, you won't get a job.

    4. Re:Random much? by Shrike+Valeo · · Score: 1

      Because companies no longer hire, train, and retain.

      That doesnt' really explain it IMO.

      If, say, I have a job. First 100 applicants get to trial it to give it a go. Some of their CVs have clear typos, a couple are 5 pages long, some use Comic Sans, Times New Roman... Considering these are clear no-nos on a CV, I would expect they don't know how to write one. If they don't, do they want the job? No. But I'm still here seeing if they can cope.

      It would be a nice idea to have people after vetting to do the actual job, heck, it may be done in places, but to take people straight off without whittling out the cases of definite, pure, grade A trash, you're a money sink for the company

    5. Re:Random much? by rnturn · · Score: 4, Informative

      ``Why is it that in every field you always see a jackass like that coming up with totally unrelated methods to weed people out. Why not have them do the actual job you want and see how they perform.''

      Short answer: because the people doing the screening have absolutely no idea of the skill set that's actually required to perform the job. All they know is that the hiring manager supplied them with a laundry list of things that Joe did for the company before he left -- likely because of boredom and there being no chance for career advancement.

      Long answer: Because they'd have to actually hire you, run you through the onboarding process, and put you in the position to evaluate your performance. In the meantime, the recruiter has been paid 25-30% of your salary as a fee. If you don't work out, the company would have to fight to get their fee back. My understanding is that many -- most? -- recruiters agree to refund that fee if the candidate turns out to be a complete bozo, it's still a hassle and the employer would, I'm sure, prefer to avoid if they can, hence the ridiculous requirements with insane years of experience, specific software versions, and so on. The downside is that the hiring manager winds up going through a much, much longer hiring process -- along with all the other staffers who participate in the interview process who are, frankly, getting more than a little pissed off over how long they've been doing Joe's job while the hiring process drags on and on. For some reason, nobody at the company seems to notice this. Or they realize there's a problem but don't give a damn because it doesn't affect the HR person's job.

      I saw an open position at a company where a friend's ex works advertised for over a year. Imagine what that's doing to the workload of people who are filling in for that open position. I never did learn from my friend whether they actually filled that position or whether they just divvied up the work for everyone else to do and saved the company the salary/benefits. Personally, if someone has all the years of experience and broad exposure to all the hardware and software that employers -- or HR people -- are demanding nowadays, I'd be wondering why they aren't looking for a higher level job and not a simple parallel move where the only thing that's changing is the company that's paying them. "Wow! We're impressed that you did X, Y, and Z for your employer for 5-8 years. How would you like doing the exact same thing for us?" Doesn't sound so tempting to me.

      But I sense we're drifting off the topic of browsers, aren't we. (heh heh)

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    6. Re:Random much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because of a simple fact no recruiter will ever tell you. Recruiters (non-technical people) have no way of judging a technical person's chops, period.

      They go through the process of trying to determine the aptitude of a technical person by using every method except the only one that has a chance of working: talking to another technical person.

      Their entire business is based on the fact that employers can use recruiters to find talent instead of going through the hassle of doing it themselves. The whole industry is based on it. The only problem is, (non-technical) recruiters have no way of judging a technical person, period. Tech people know it, recruiters know it, employers (probably should) know it. It's the biggest farce in the industry, yet it continues.

    7. Re:Random much? by idunham · · Score: 0

      In other words:

      Those who can, do.
      Those who can't, teach.
      Those who haven't a clue, hire.

  23. DOM inspectors exist for other desktop browsers by tepples · · Score: 1
    Anonymous Coward wrote:

    When I use Chrome, I can right click and inspect an element. How do I do that in IE?

    Google ie dom inspector revealed a whole bunch of add-ons that provide similar functionality.

    1. Re:DOM inspectors exist for other desktop browsers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anonymous Coward wrote:

      When I use Chrome, I can right click and inspect an element. How do I do that in IE?

      Google ie dom inspector revealed a whole bunch of add-ons that provide similar functionality.

      So it haven't "been integrated since version 8"?

    2. Re:DOM inspectors exist for other desktop browsers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you want to right-click an element it is an add-on, otherwise it is F12, ctrl-b, click with the built in developer tools.

  24. bULLSHIT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bullshit

  25. Cloud Cakes by tepples · · Score: 1

    get back in your Hot Tub Time Machine

    But be careful not to set it to the 803rd millennium unless you want Morlocks stealing your hot tub.

    And hoard Hostess Twinkies: they'll stop making them someday!

    But by that time, you'll be able to download Twinkies from the cloud.

  26. Oh man. by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

    What are we measuring here? Which browsers are best or whether people who care enough to take an extra step and fit themselves with the browser of their preference also care enough to do a better job?

    They probably brush their teeth more often too and are more considerate lovers, if only of themselves.

    I think we should be able to vote on what gets called a "study".

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    1. Re:Oh man. by TheDarkMaster · · Score: 1

      My guess is that they are measuring the adaptability / ability of decision-making from individual. A guy who only uses what is available, even when what is available is bad, is different from a guy who tries to change the bad situation to better.

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    2. Re:Oh man. by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      My guess is that they are measuring the adaptability / ability of decision-making from individual. A guy who only uses what is available, even when what is available is bad, is different from a guy who tries to change the bad situation to better.

      So, this ground-breaking study has shown that people who care enough to do something right will probably care enough to do something right.

      OK. Thank God for science.

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    3. Re:Oh man. by TheDarkMaster · · Score: 1

      Not exactly. I would say that the study is about how to find these "people who care enough to do something right". And is not a easy job.

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  27. And when you get the job... by 6Yankee · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...you find yourself stuck with IE6 on XP, and installing Firefox is a sackable offence.

    1. Re:And when you get the job... by Prokur · · Score: 1

      ..and got faired for using a newer portable browser, because this is considered as vulnerability!

    2. Re:And when you get the job... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "faired"? Is that some kind of country-way of saying "fired"?

  28. I seriously disagree by slashmydots · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Anyone stupid enough to fall for browser advertising or co-installers has Chrome. Those people would NOT be allowed at my company. At my repair shop, 99% of people with Chrome claim they don't know how they got it. They usually also have a ton of malicious plugins in all browsers.

    1. Re:I seriously disagree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyone stupid enough to fall for browser advertising or co-installers has Chrome. Those people would NOT be allowed at my company. At my repair shop, 99% of people with Chrome claim they don't know how they got it. They usually also have a ton of malicious plugins in all browsers.

      There's a difference between having and using. All those people may have chrome.exe on their hard drive, but they only ever use the blue E.

      This article is talking about people who actually USE alternative browsers.

    2. Re:I seriously disagree by slashmydots · · Score: 1

      Well, it by default takes over url and html link handling so it'll open eventually. It also overrides the start menu's "internet" entry and Windows XP - 8 all don't have a shortcut to IE itself on the desktop by default. So for someone that dumb, IE is gone.

    3. Re:I seriously disagree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So if I switch to Chromium, I'm good in your eyes then?

    4. Re:I seriously disagree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At my repair shop, 99% of people with Chrome claim they don't know how they got it. They usually also have a ton of malicious plugins in all browsers.

      Those same 99% probably don't know where they got half the stuff installed. At least with Chrome they got something good installed with the bad.

    5. Re:I seriously disagree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wouldn't take my machine to your shop because while you've probably been trained, you don't think anything through to its logical conclusion. You can probably stick things in slots or run software, but can't troubleshoot worth a damn without Google.

      Here's a clue: If they have Chrome and don't know how it got there, they don't use it. Therefore, they will not submit their resume with it. Their resume submitting browser string is definitely going to be IE or some IE wrapper/toolbar/windowed combo like Yahoo or AOL.

      Captcha: profound

    6. Re:I seriously disagree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What? I love Chrome. Specifically because I exist across Google's ecosystem, but also because with AdBlock Plus and No Script, nothing gets through to my computer that I don't want. I think it's pretty shortsighted to think that only stupid people use Chrome. I am pretty sure stupid people using IE or FireFox are also contaminating their machines with malware.

    7. Re:I seriously disagree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is different than any other browser (or any other program that handles default file extensions) how?

    8. Re:I seriously disagree by istartedi · · Score: 1

      Huh? I downloaded Chrome because it has the fastest and most reliable scripting engine (or did at the time). Even though my broker claims to work with IE, some of their tables won't render reliably with IE. They render reliably and quickly with Chrome, so it became my default browser. So. There's one more anecdote...

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    9. Re:I seriously disagree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know how i got it. I opened up a terminal emulator and typed "emerge -av chromium". Two hours later the temp in my apartment had increased 3 degrees and I had my browser.

    10. Re:I seriously disagree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do they install an entire web browser without knowing how they did it?

    11. Re:I seriously disagree by slashmydots · · Score: 1

      You're hired, lol.

    12. Re:I seriously disagree by slashmydots · · Score: 1

      I believe Avast, CCleaner, some torrent clients, and other popular freeware puts it as a tiny checkbox that most people buzz past in their installers. They get like $0.05 - $0.50 typically per install. That's why Java pushes the Ask Toolbar. If they have like 500 million clients, that's potentially $40 million!

    13. Re:I seriously disagree by slashmydots · · Score: 1

      Um, actually I'm one of the best technicians in existence and my side job is head IT manager at a medium sized company so go fuck yourself. I almost never have to Google anything because I've seen it all.

    14. Re:I seriously disagree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are a clueless twit. Your prior posting history shows how sure of yourself you are when you haven't got a clue.

    15. Re:I seriously disagree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're not even one of the best technicians in the room you're sitting in right now.

    16. Re:I seriously disagree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, I am guessing you are actually about 14. If you aren't, you sure act like it.

    17. Re:I seriously disagree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "lol". Are you from AOL? Or a 14 year old girl?

    18. Re:I seriously disagree by DoomSprinkles · · Score: 1

      Pardon my reading comprehension right now, but are you bashing Chrome and saying people only use it because of Google's goofy advertisements endorsing Chrome? I chose Chrome long before Google really worked on advertising it. I chose it for it's responsiveness, very quick javascript engine, instance based crash handling, compact and non-distracting address bar, built in sand boxed flash player, and several other reasons really. I understand the other browsers do some of these same things now but at one point in time Chrome was the first for many of these really cool features. These are reasons I went to Chrome. Before Chrome, I was using Firefox because IE was simply terrible, we all know that. But honestly a couple years ago Firefox was really getting bloated itself. Chrome was refreshing. The road wasn't always smooth sailing, but I'm still happy with Chrome now. I like Firefox again as well, they've cleaned up a lot of the mess that was created. Not a fan boy, I just like riding the smoothest wave in the sea. Change is always good.

    19. Re:I seriously disagree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And he's sitting by himself.

    20. Re:I seriously disagree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      by slashmydots (2189826) on Wednesday April 10, @12:50PM (#43413349)

      This has got to be the 5th story in a row where I will attempt to convince incredibly stupid people that quantum entangled particles have a practical use EXACTLY LIKE THIS. I believe we last left off at people screaming that entangled photons can't transmit data between "them" (it's really sort of not 2 particles). Also that data can't travel faster than the speed of light, which is doesn't and yet does. You're all 1.5 years worth of wrong so far.
      Let's see, how many times do you think I have to copy and paste "entanglement really is instantaneous over long distances" because some slashdotters believe that professional physicists believe it's true. This is a real

      by femtobyte (710429) on Wednesday April 10, @01:04PM (#43413543)
      I am a professional physicist. Entanglement does indeed appear to be "instantaneous over long distances". However, no data is transmitted through this process. You're half-right, half-wrong: right on the part most people don't argue against, and entirely wrong on the important question of data transmission. And you're all wrong on thinking you're in any way qualified to comment on this question, because you're obviously not.

      by slashmydots (2189826) on Thursday April 11, @05:04PM (#43426923)
      Here you go, you stupid, ignorant troll hiding behind anonymity: science.slashdot.org/story/12/04/24/2031211/quantum-experiment-shows-effect-before-cause
      science.slashdot.org/story/12/10/04/010223/quantum-measurements-leave-schrdingers-cat-alive "Physicists have managed to probe a delicate quantum state without destroying it – the equivalent of taking a peek at Schrodinger's metaphorical cat without killing it. The result should make it easier to handle systems such as quantum computers that exploit the exotic properties of the quantum world."

      So don't forget to shut the fuck up.

      by MyLongNickName (822545) on Friday April 12, @09:21AM (#43431469) Journal
      Oh, and in case you still think your article proves you right, you might want to read ALL of the article. The last paragraph states

      "As always with entanglement, it's important to note that no information is passing between Alice, Bob, and Victor: the settings on the detectors and the BiSA are set independently, and there's no way to communicate faster than the speed of light. Nevertheless, this experiment provides a realization of one of the fundamental paradoxes of quantum mechanics: that measurements taken at different points in space and time appear to affect each other, even though there is no mechanism that allows information to travel between them."

      So. while you may thing we are all "stupid" "ignorant" and "idiots", you cannot be arsed to read the entire article before forming an opinion based on nothing.

    21. Re:I seriously disagree by jaydubscott · · Score: 0

      At my repair shop, 99% of people with Chrome claim they don't know how they got it.

      Probably because they have previously had tech-savvy friends fix their computers. Said friends have installed chrome to get a working browser and/or give them a more secure browser.

    22. Re:I seriously disagree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, I haven't seen this much hate on Slashdot since yesterday.

  29. Re:Nobody ever got fired for... (make that "hired" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Honestly most of the HR people I have met seem to have come directly from the B Ship. HR is seemingly a position for those who cannot perform a useful function at a company, and don't understand the qualifications required for a job at that company.

  30. Based on Website by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So what about all the job sites that basically require IE in order for them not to lose your application at some random time? Does not putting up with their buggy software mean that you're less capable?

  31. RMS style by roman_mir · · Score: 1

    Ha, beat this:

    For personal reasons, I do not browse the web from my computer. (I also have not net connection much of the time.) To look at page I send mail to a demon which runs wget and mails the page back to me. It is very efficient use of my time, but it is slow in real time.

  32. And if they're using the Lynx browser by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Be sure to write him back, "Can you start Monday, Mr. Stallman?"

  33. Do we really want to eliminate all human judgment? by davide+marney · · Score: 5, Interesting

    From the article, "Collectively, such findings suggest that algorithms and analysis of "big data" can provide a powerful tool to help employers sift through job applications. They might also make things fairer, by taking the personal prejudices of recruiters out of the equation."

    In other words, forget about applying individual judgment regarding the fitness of an applicant, let's use cookie-cutter search patterns instead. It'll be fine, you see, because it's done on "big" data, which everyone knows is way better than "little" data.

    The idea that this somehow takes "personal prejudice" out of the process is just laughable, of course. Following this program would do just the opposite: set the one-size-fits-all personal prejudices of search pattern writers into concrete, and then amplify it 10,000 times over with the aid of a computer.

    I am daily astounded by the tenacity of the idea that using a computer to do something somehow makes it less "personal".

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  34. What about job seekers? by rnturn · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Gosh, it's nice to know that my employer sees me as a good bet to stick around after I was hired. But I can remember having to resort to using my wife's Windows laptop to even apply for jobs at many companies because their damned web site would not render properly unless you used IE. I had found that company's jobs sites that employed a popular (*cough* Taleo *cough*) to run their job listings and application process were pretty bad with Firefox compatibility (making you re-enable all the add-on toys that many FF users turn off due to their annoyance factor and their security holes). The absolute worst, though, were the "homegrown" HR pages.

    Aside: let's not even get into the requirement for a Word version of your resume when applying for a UNIX- or Linux-heavy position. Again, the wife's Windows laptop was handy since all the other computers in the house have been Microsoft-free for the last ten years or so. Saved me from having to schlepp over to the local public library with my resume on a USB drive just to make Word versions. The Word/Office files that are created from LibreOffice/OpenOffice are considerably larger than the same file created directly from MS-Word, sometimes larger than the company's upload limit. (Clever means of filtering out older, more experienced UNIX/Linux people with longer resumes?)

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    1. Re:What about job seekers? by Theovon · · Score: 2

      Yes. Of all of the university HR systems on the planet, it's the one at YALE that won't work with anything other than IE.

    2. Re:What about job seekers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      While Taleo certainly sucks for job-seekers it isn't there to facilitate job applicants, it's for government records compliance.

    3. Re:What about job seekers? by SuseLover · · Score: 1

      I created my resume in OpenOffice and just export it to pdf. When HR/recruiter requests a word format, I tell them I have no Microsoft systems at home (been 100% linux for >10 years as well) and to just copy from the pdf and paste into there word app. They kinda go DUH! and thank me for the suggestion.

      I've managed to get jobs without problem for the past 10 years this way (I have had only 4 jobs in the past 20 years).

    4. Re:What about job seekers? by ArsonSmith · · Score: 2

      And i just created mine in plain text and gave it a .doc extension. Worked great for publishing to websites as well.

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    5. Re:What about job seekers? by rnturn · · Score: 1

      ``just copy from the pdf and paste into there word app.''

      My previous experience was that I could submit a resume in PDF format and not get any grief. But that was then...

      My wife's re-entering the job market and is having much more "fun" than any job seeker should have to tolerate. You get the choice of uploading your resume to a company site or entering (cutting-n-pasting if you're smart) it into a form.. ".DOC" and ".RTF" (really!) are the most commonly accepted formats; PDFs less often than I'd like to see. Now if you were to think that uploading your resume is the easy way to apply for a job, you might want to think twice. What seems to be pretty common is for the company web site to scan your resume and fill in the form automagically. The problem is that their scanning process sucks like a tornado and you have to manually correct all the things that it gets wrong. Given the inability of the HR scanning software to properly go through your resume, you've got to wonder how badly it's mangled someone's cover letter before it's seen by HR's filtering software.

      While cutting and pasting is turning out to be the way to go, it significantly slows limits the number of applications you can complete in a day. When I told the missus that I'd read in a newsletter about some guy who claims he had been applying online to as many as 70 companies per day (I'm pretty sure he wasn't talking about using services like Resume Rabbit and the like), she loudly said "There's no way in hell he can do that!"

      If these sites are the state of the art in HR software, there is no hope for the vast majority of today's job seekers responding to jobs on corporate web sites. It's no longer a surprise why corporate America claims it can't find qualified candidates?

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    6. Re:What about job seekers? by cshay · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Despite being a regular Firefox user, on websites where I have to fill out a complicated form with lots of data required, I usually use IE out of fear that otherwise I will go to submit the form and it will puke and force me to reenter everything.

    7. Re:What about job seekers? by BigDaveyL · · Score: 1

      It's that and then HR doesn't understand the terminology they are recruiting for to begin with. So you have monkey's in HR using poorly written software.

    8. Re:What about job seekers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you keep a resume that's too long to fit within an employment site's upload limit, in ANY format, then you suck at presenting your credentials. You clearly don't know how to paint an essential portrait of yourself and why you should get some notice from a company looking to hire. You just throw in all the shit you've ever done, down to the last irrelevant version and detail.
      I shudder to think what your code looks like.

  35. I can see this by TheSkepticalOptimist · · Score: 2

    I know damn well I would never hire or keep someone if they insisted on using IE 6.

    Also, I have no tolerance to work for a company that forces IE 6 on me, so chances are I would quit before they get around to firing me.

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    1. Re:I can see this by MacTO · · Score: 1

      Congratulations. You're fired, before you get around to quitting. Seriously. As an employee, your role is to do the job required with the resources provided. If you cannot do so, or choose not to do so, you have no place in the workforce.

      (You are free to offer your input, but a refusal to comply with reasonable demands placed by your employer indicates that you are likely to present ongoing issues for your employer. Demanding that employees use IE6, particularly if it is restricted to internal networks and is necessary to run particular software, is certainly reasonable.)

    2. Re:I can see this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Congratulations. I don't even WANT to work at your company. Seriously. As an employer, your role is to not be a huge asshole that demands their employees to blindly bow to your will... or something else altogether. I wouldn't know... since I don't need to work for shitty companies that run IE6.

      TL;DR: You don't need to put up with my crap? Well... luckily, I don't need to put up with your crap either. Enjoy your life.

    3. Re:I can see this by neminem · · Score: 1

      Demanding that employees use IE6 because it's necessary to run particular software, probably indicates that the company sucks royal balls, and has no budget for IT, because *damn* that's a piece of crap, and old, and they should have updated their crap by now to run in a more modern browser. I give them a pass if they're a Microsoft-based company and they have internal web components that only run in IE (ours is, and does, though generally I just use IETab in Firefox for it), but they should still run in *modern* IE browsers. Having to use IE 6 is not a "reasonable demand".

    4. Re:I can see this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, so what?

      He's got another job within days if not weeks, and your company is out all the time and money you put into finding and hiring him and now have to put the same amount or more into doing it all again. That's fine if you're privately held - throw your companies money away however you wish - but if you're publicly held, the amount of money going into high turnover will certainly be a factor.

    5. Re:I can see this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You certainly have a high opinion of yourself. The job market isn't so tough right now that I wouldn't tell an employer like yourself to go suck your own dick.

    6. Re:I can see this by TheSpoom · · Score: 1

      Congratulations. You're fired, before you get around to quitting. Seriously. As an employee, your role is to do the job required with the resources provided. If you cannot do so, or choose not to do so, you have no place in the workforce.

      I disagree. Good software developers are in no way in a bind for work. What you're saying is that you only hire / retain those developers who will work under stupid conditions, i.e. mediocre to bad ones. When you make software development a top-down, just do exactly what I say and don't ask questions affair, you're going to drain all the creativity from your organization within a few months.

      Demanding that employees use IE6, particularly if it is restricted to internal networks and is necessary to run particular software, is certainly reasonable

      I disagree here too. IE 6 is now over 11 years old. If your organization places so little emphasis on IT that they have essentially frozen their architecture to a system that is more than a decade old, good developers won't want to work for you. Of course, that's probably fine for you since you don't respect them anyway. Just don't expect to be competitive in any real way.

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    7. Re:I can see this by rnturn · · Score: 1

      ``Demanding that employees use IE6, particularly if it is restricted to internal networks and is necessary to run particular software, is certainly reasonable.''

      I've worked at companies, though, that had a policy like "IE required for internal web services" and the trouble is that the same developers who are writing the internal sites are also writing the external sites.

      I agree, though, that refusing to use a turkey of a browser for the internal sites is a problem. One that will eventually bite the obstinate employee in the backside when they don't get their annual review forms completed using the browser that they refuse to use.

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    8. Re:I can see this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Congratulations, you're an idiot and a terrible manager. No, seriously, you just preempted a guy trying to quit by firing him, and now the company is on the hook for his unemployment.

      I don't even care why you fired him. You're a dipshit. And you're fired.

    9. Re:I can see this by amiga3D · · Score: 1

      I agree. I put up with all kinds of nonsense that eats time at my job because that's what the powers that be want. It guarantees me plenty of overtime whether I want it or not and my paycheck comes on a regular basis. I do the right thing and tell them why things aren't working right but they seem unconcerned. They immediately installed Vista when it came out thus effectively crippling our computers that we need to get our jobs done. Then when windows 7, the bugfix for the beta named Vista came out they stuck with Vista for 2 more years until finally we got new computers that run Windows 7. I'm cringing at the rumor I heard that they are about to downgrade to windows 8 soon. After working here for 24 years I am no longer surprised by stupidity but expect it and frankly shocked when they actually do something halfway intelligent. There are no repercussion for all these idiotic decisions, we simply work harder to make up for it. I look back at all the thousands of hours of overtime I've worked here and realize that if it were not for incompetent management I'd have missed out on all that money.

    10. Re:I can see this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This does not feel as good as having it sucked for you. Contrasted with giving yourself a handjob, that can only be done best by yourself.

      Source: I used to be able to achieve this feat when I was skinnier. You need to have a relatively long dick to pull it off.

    11. Re:I can see this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You need to have a relatively long dick to pull it off.

      You have a detachable dick? WTF?

    12. Re:I can see this by yuhong · · Score: 1

      Yea, it is not difficult in most cases to hack IE6 web apps to work in IE7 (and IE7 compatibility mode in IE8+)

    13. Re:I can see this by idunham · · Score: 0

      The real pain is if you need IE ("IE6 or later" :-/), but you need a browser that handles FTP uploads. (Now I know about FTP clients; I wish I did then).

      For those who haven't experienced this:
      IE7 (and I assume everything since) has no way of entering FTP password and username except in the URL. It just tries to log in anonymously, and fails if it can't.
      Which can be a problem if you're dealing with a company (*cough* Aquaspy *cough*) that makes a product with perpetually broken automatic uploads, and quickly accumulates too much data to send as an email attachment.

    14. Re:I can see this by hobarrera · · Score: 1

      As an employee, it's my role to do the job required. If my employer fails to provide adequate resources, I'll probably fail to do my job.

  36. working against themeselves by KernelMuncher · · Score: 1

    I think it's prudent to use IE at most job sites. I've had difficulties in the past using Opera. The last thing a job applicant wants is to have the resume submission process go haywire because of a non-standard browser. Since company job boards are likely designed for IE, why not use it, especially if it reduces your chances for errors ?

    1. Re:working against themeselves by rnturn · · Score: 1

      ``Since company job boards are likely designed for IE, why not use it, especially if it reduces your chances for errors ?''

      What about the job seeker who is not using Windows? You relegate those potential employees to having to either borrow someone's computer or go to a public library to apply for a job. When was Microsoft granted the right to determine who is going to be able to enter the work force?

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    2. Re:working against themeselves by gnasher719 · · Score: 1

      What about the job seeker who is not using Windows? You relegate those potential employees to having to either borrow someone's computer or go to a public library to apply for a job. When was Microsoft granted the right to determine who is going to be able to enter the work force?

      Worse, if you are looking for a Mac or iOS developer, or Linux, or Android.

  37. Interesting... by Sentrion · · Score: 1

    Considering that some of the most brilliant engineers I know still use some VERY antiquated technology and software, but have customized and adapted it over the years to integrate with newer technology to do things that no off-the-shelf software can do.

    1. Re:Interesting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like Nedit.

  38. Why hasn't this been posted yet? by Quakeulf · · Score: 1

    That this is absolute bullshit.

  39. What about those who let others install stuff? by Arrepiadd · · Score: 1

    "Among other things, its analysis found that those applicants who have bothered to install new web browsers on their computers"

    How do they distinguish those who installed a new browser from those that let their boyfriends, brothers, friends, etc. install a new browser?

    1. Re:What about those who let others install stuff? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do they distinguish between those who installed a new browser and those that let their girlfriends, sisters, mothers, or friends install a new browser? You couldn't have just said "between those who let someone else install it for them"? It had to be gendered?

      In any case, who the hell cares? Have you ever tried to talk someone into using a new browser? The people who can be convinced to try something new and stick with it when it's superior can reasonably be argued to be the same type of people who might have installed a new browser if they'd understood what that meant or how to do it before someone talked to them about it.

    2. Re:What about those who let others install stuff? by Arrepiadd · · Score: 1

      You couldn't have just said "between those who let someone else install it for them"? It had to be gendered?

      Sure I could, but then you wouldn't start ranting right away. Where would the fun be?

      In any case, who the hell cares? Have you ever tried to talk someone into using a new browser?

      Perhaps my point was... What if the person who is currently using a non-standard browser is so oblivious of what's happening with the computing device that he/she simply hasn't realized that someone close to him/her has replaced standard browser with non-standard browser? I know a few of those... from both sexes.

      How's that for a gender neutral paragraph? What about from a technological neutrality point of view? The fact I never mentioned Firefox or Chrome pleases you? The fact that I didn't mention computer, specifically, but computing device so it can include phones, tablets and what not pleases you?

    3. Re:What about those who let others install stuff? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe the other AC was just worried he'd get a creeper card if he didn't stand up for poor, defenseless women.

    4. Re:What about those who let others install stuff? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, now who is ranting? All I did was point out that (yet again) someone on slashdot went with the "women are tech dumb" example, and that it's so so inherent a way of thinking that you didn't even notice it. If that's your standard for a rant, man, you haven't been on the internet long.

      And now you've just further proved my original point, because you're claiming to to see the difference between constantly (if indirectly) disparaging half the human race and using non-specific nouns for everything. Damn.

  40. If I am running Lynx... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do I get to be CIO?

  41. Cause and correlation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can correlate a bunch of different things, doesn't mean they have anything to do with each other. Hope nobody takes this seriously.

  42. Browser huh? by interval1066 · · Score: 1

    I'm using Lynx, whose the power employee NOW?

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  43. OK... by ProfessorKaos64 · · Score: 0

    What a subjective question. These browsers have changed "skins" so many times in such great frequency now. I sure hope they change the "Correct" answer from time to time. Froma technical stance I prefer chrome, but it's recent RAM spikes are enough to make me irritated.

  44. Browser Compatibility by XAD1975 · · Score: 1

    I am currently applying to jobs and what I noticed is:
    - Chrome is often properly unsupported, leading to display glitches (calendars not showing up for dates, erratic formatting, misalignments, ...). Employers most commonly use MSIE and therefore assume that everyone else does; why would they pay their webmaster/designer to ensure compatibility for other browsers?
    - Numerous companies use Taleo and even more do not configure it properly. Only yesterday was I unable to complete an application because when picking up the Country, I was prompted to pick up US states only, regardless of the said Country I chose.

  45. Browser requirements to apply count too by Alternate+Interior · · Score: 1

    If an employer required me to use IE to apply, I'd think long and hard whether it's really worthwhile. My current employer has adopted a new HR system which will soon require a Java applet to apply and if I wasn't already employed that might be enough to dissuade me. (Already working here, I know Java is non-existent internally, but as a new applicant, I'd assume it was a Java shop).

  46. This research is based on Bull Fertilizer grounds by houbou · · Score: 1

    Having more than one browser should NOT be a deciding factor on your productivity. For all we know, using more than one browser maybe a forced issue simply based on the incompatibilities of some websites towards a preferred browser.
    And for all we know, more than 1 browser, could also mean, less work, because being at your desk and producing isn't synonymous with being at your desk and browsing websites.

  47. Re:Do we really want to eliminate all human judgme by Grishnakh · · Score: 2

    It's exchanging one person's personal prejudice for another's. However, it's really a good thing: the personal prejudices of recruiters are stupid; if they can replace those with the personal prejudices of hiring managers, the companies would be much better off. The problem in hiring, for many companies, is that hiring managers (the guy you end up working under every day if you get the job, the guy who actually knows what you do, and probably did something similar when he was more junior) is separated from candidates by know-nothing recruiters and idiotic HR staff, who know absolutely nothing about the job except for some buzzwords they don't understand like "C++". So hiring managers end up getting presented with tons of resumes from useless candidates who are totally unqualified for the job.

    Anything which reduces the influence of recruiters and the morons in HR has got to be an improvement.

  48. Re:Nobody ever got fired for... (make that "hired" by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 2

    IMHO, installing a full GNU/Linux distro on your system must make you a genius

    Which would not be a good thing. First, geniuses know more than their manager. Then, geniuses get bored easily and will spend their "work" time on more interesting things... And finally, geniuses know how to set up a VPN or ssh tunnel from work to their system at home (or their system at whatever association they volunteer "their" time for sysadmin).

  49. HR reps -- sell your info by pchimp · · Score: 1

    It seems like there could be a lucrative opportunity for HR people (or the techs who wrote the automated roundfile routines) to sell a list of all the stupid, irrelevent "mistakes" that are frustrating job applicants and clogging the HR system (yes, I understand HR is inundated with hundreds or thousands of applicants for each position and have to have a quick way to weed them -- but the problem is exacerbated when the system mandates that most applicants have to submit, say, a hundred resumes to get one pair of human-operated eyeballs to look at them).

  50. Re:Do we really want to eliminate all human judgme by Brucelet · · Score: 1

    The counterargument to that is the danger of increasing uniformity. If everyone is using the same algorithms then they're all sensitive to the same potential biases and mistakes, whereas individual recruiters' biases will tend to cancel each other out over the population of a large company. If all companies were using the same algorithms, then any mistakes in the algorithm would mean that certain people might not be able to find a job anywhere.

  51. Waht about CRM systems? by whoever57 · · Score: 1

    Recently I came across a Siebel/Oracle CRM (Customer relations management) system that required IE7 or IE8. Who has these versions? On Win 7, Microsoft has pushed out IE9 as a default update.

    So here is a company requiring its customers to use an old version of IE that few people will actually have. While it wasn't the largest company in the USA, it is in the S&P 500 list.

    I tested using FF with the User Agent plugin, but the website uses ActiveX, so it definitely required IE.

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    1. Re:Waht about CRM systems? by xclr8r · · Score: 1

      Hit F12, Select the Browser Mode pull down list, select browser version needed, profit.

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  52. Careful, it works both ways by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If they see you browsing from a FreeBSD machine, with a custom compiled Firefox 20 with profile guided optimization enabled, you might be too nerdy to fit in any place!

    (Posting as Anonymous coward! :-) )

  53. Re:Do we really want to eliminate all human judgme by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

    Why would all companies use the same algorithms? Do all companies now get together and discuss how they hire employees? Of course not, because they're competing for those employees, and frequently trying to steal them away from each other. Why on earth would all companies decide to suddenly cooperate and share their hiring-discrimination algorithms? If anything, that information would be considered a highly-protected trade secret.

  54. lynx by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I still use lynx.

  55. Whose luck are you measuring? by Dareth · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Whose luck are you measuring? How do you know you are not throwing away your best candidate(s) because you are unlucky?

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  56. Netscape Navigator FTW by WaffleMonster · · Score: 1

    I'm going to submit my resumes using netscape navigator 4.0 from now on to weed out any employers who would do this from even considering me.

    1. Re:Netscape Navigator FTW by amiga3D · · Score: 1

      It's nice to be able to be so picky about your employer. Most of us are stuck with whoever is stupid enough to hire us.

  57. How is it measured? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What if the job you're applying for uses an obnoxious, antiquated online application system that only works with IE?

  58. Re:Nobody ever got fired for... (make that "hired" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can you explain for us why you'd ever get into an argument with a recruiter about the format of your resume?

    For fuck's sake. "Here's a copy of my resume in .PDF format... if you need Word format, let me know and I'll send that over."

    9 times out of 10, they will say, "PDF is fine." The 1 time they don't, you go into LibreOpenGoogleDocsOffice, "Save as..." "Word document" and send them the .doc.

    If you're the type of person who's going to sit there arguing with them about choice of software to generate that .doc, there's a reason you're not getting hired, and it has nothing to do with your choice of word processor.

  59. Re:This research is based on Bull Fertilizer groun by minstrelmike · · Score: 1

    Bullshit yourself. Correlation is not causation, but it is still correlation. Whether you believe it or not is independent of its truth.

  60. Re:Nobody ever got fired for... (make that "hired" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    installing a full GNU/Linux distro on your system must make you a genius

    Smarter than installing Windows, even though (actually partly because) Windows is a much worse pain in the ass to install than any Linux distro I've tried.

  61. HR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Which browser do you use ? ... IE .. welcome aboard!.
    Cyanide and Happiness #1896

  62. Re:Do we really want to eliminate all human judgme by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It doesn't reduce their influence, it just reduces their accountability. I work for a company that does this kind of carp all the time. They have a filter that they apply to all applicants, if you get stuck in the filter you are SOL. We miss Godzilla people and employ rodent because of this. What do HR say when they don't even reply to a letter from Gordon Letwin but hire a Lisp specialist as an assembler coder? "The screening didn't think he was a good fit." That is pure Bullshit! They do not have a clue of what they are doing...

  63. Many things may affect it by houghi · · Score: 1

    Something that may be even more important is if they read your resume on Monday morning or on Friday afternoon. Or if they gotten any at home or had to give it up at home. Or if the HR persons kids are sick.

    It will depend a lot on the job. The best advice I have gotten is to be yourself. If they do not want to hire you because you use the wrong browser, you are better without them. If you just want the job for the money, there are other ones that pay better. (OK, some might not be legal or at least not socially accepted, depending on the country you live in.)

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  64. Not representative of my experience! by Bearhouse · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Don't judge a book by its cover.
    Here in Europe we've got plenty of women in all roles that look good in tight dresses, and most of them, including in HR, are also pretty good at their jobs. In HR, they're frequently better than men, (something to do with superior organisational and communication skills, I understand).

    In my job, I've frequently had to deal with HR people for hiring. The main reason I've seen that stop them from recruiting good talent is the totally crap job/person descriptions they get from managers. The absolutely best results I ever got was when working with a stunningly-attractive lady who also had the brains to match. She asked me clear, precise questions about the requirements, which we formalised using standard tools her department had created, and within a few days her team had started to present pre-screened candidates, all of whom were a good fit for the job. This was my introduction to competency-based management, which works well.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Competency-based_management

    At the same time, others in the organisation were complaining about their inability to recruit. Maybe if they'd stopped staring at her bust, and worked as professionals instead, they'd have got better results?

    1. Re:Not representative of my experience! by arth1 · · Score: 2

      Don't judge a book by its cover.

      I'll stop doing that the day you show me a good book with an orchid colored cover, depicting a well muscled bare chested man against a dark sky.

      Seriously, I judge books by the cover a lot. In particular, "By New York Times Bestselling Author [...]" is a clear warning that I probably won't like it, and it panders to the masses.

      Likewise, I - and you! - judge people all the time. We may not even realize that we're doing it, but we sure are. Maybe we judge people wrongly, but the stereotypes we have built up are there because they're useful. If only 60% of X are Y, it may be useful to judge based on that stereotype - you'll be right more often than wrong, which pays off in the long run. Yes, too bad for the Americans who aren't ignorant, the fat people who aren't lazy, and the cute blonde who can use big words. But the judging isn't for the benefit of them - it's for the benefit of those who judge. They don't have to make the right choice - just more right choices than wrong ones, and even better, more right choices than their competitors.
      Spending the time to avoid making wrong choices means you make fewer right ones too.

  65. Sucks for me, then. by sootman · · Score: 1

    I prefer Safari over Firefox or Chrome.

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  66. What about Mozilla's SeaMonkey web browser? by antdude · · Score: 2

    I am a rare one! :P

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  67. Re: Headhunters and .DOC files... by rnturn · · Score: 1

    ``I haven't found many who insist on a Word version of resumes; the ones who do that usually do so because they want to edit your resume and replace your name and info with their own letterhead before passing it out to employers, to make sure the employers don't go around them and call you directly.''

    I had one do something like that but it was even worse than what you mentioned: the asshole headhunter changed my resume -- adding experience I didn't have -- and sent me off to an interview. When the interviewer picked up the copy of my resume from his desk and started asking me odd questions -- for example: "Tell me about how you used technology XYZ" and "XYZ" was not in my resume; or so I thought -- that had absolutely nothing to do with my background, I asked to see the resume and found that the headhunter had added text that indicated that I had experience in using 2-3 technologies that I had zero experience with. I apologized telling him that my resume had been significantly altered before it was sent to him and ended the interview at that point. I later called the headhunter and read him the riot act and never worked with anyone from that firm ever again.

    THAT's why I prefer to submit PDF-formatted resumes. It's all to easy for someone to go messing around with your resume when it's in Word-format. (Granted it's not impossible to muck around with my PDF file but why make it easy for 'em.)

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  68. Yes it may. by bytesex · · Score: 1

    Just like the color of your shoes. Or it may not.

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  69. I don't believe this. by tachin1 · · Score: 0

    A company that works in recruitment claims to know how to select personnel...

    This is spurious on its face.

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  70. Re:Do we really want to eliminate all human judgme by yuhong · · Score: 1

    Something like this is why I consider current anti-discrimination laws probably fundamentally flawed, BTW.

  71. Re:Do we really want to eliminate all human judgme by excelsior_gr · · Score: 1

    with the aid of a computer

    Have you already filed for a patent?

  72. Re:Netscape -- by jfdavis668 · · Score: 1

    I have IE 7 and Netscape 4.76 on my work computer. Not kidding. Sometime this year we are getting upgraded to IE 8. Hopefully before they release IE 11.

  73. Re:Do we really want to eliminate all human judgme by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

    Well my point wasn't that something like this has the potential, if handled properly, to allow hiring managers to configure the system with their own personal biases, rather than the HR morons' biases. Obviously, your company doesn't do this: it has instead allowed the HR fools to program the system with their biases, and the result is a disaster. Well what did you expect? If you allow the HR idiots to filter resumes, it doesn't matter if they do it on an individual basis, or they make an algorithm and allow a computer to do it automatically, the result is always going to be bad, because HR people are idiots who aren't able to do real jobs--that's why they're in HR, and allowing them to screen applications will always have a bad result.

    At least with a system in place allowing someone to configure it to use their personal biases to filter resumes, if a company is smart, they could set it up so that the hiring managers set up these filters, rather than the HR morons. But that would require a company that has some intelligent executives which don't allow HR to do whatever they want, and most companies I've seen aren't like this; for some reason, it's pretty normal for companies to assume that HR personnel are somehow experts in hiring people in fields they don't understand at all, and then just allow them to have all the power in this process, even though everyone complains about it.

  74. In other news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    HR all across the nation are requiring employees to install Firefox or Chrome.

    That means they keep their employees longer, and it's the cheapest-ever solution for employee retention!

  75. Re:Do we really want to eliminate all human judgme by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is it a prejudice if it is a fact? If it's simply true that browser choice is a signal for competence in a job, then it's not about the prejudices of pattern writers, it's just about facts. In any case, the pattern writers don't decide what the facts are - they come up with hypotheses for connections that might exist and then it is up to statistics on the data to decide whether their suggestion is a good one or not. So their personal prejudices have no relevance to the evaluation of any given idea.

    The true problem with this approach is actually the complete opposite of your criticism. The real problem is that it is too effective at uncovering connections. That leads to bad PR and lawsuits. Suppose you are hiring child-toy designers and suppose that pedophiles happen to be more competent at that than other people. I don't know if that's true or not, the point is that it makes a good example of a pattern that might be true and that is also unacceptable politically. Suppose that there are enough data on correlates of being a pedophile so that the algorithm can actually do its job so well that it ends up hiring a team full of highly competent pedophile toy designers. That's a PR nightmare for a toy-maker and it may even be illegal due to discrimination of non-pedophiles. It will all happen without anyone involved knowing that it's happening. Being effective at hiring competent people without regard to the human prejudices that won't accept non-politically correct results is dangerous for a company. I'm sure you can extrapolate from this example to other connections that are possibly true yet politically and legally unacceptable.

  76. Spurious and BS study by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And the large number of people working in organisations with locked down configurations? Are you really going to evaluate an IBM employee because he is refused the option to install IE or and MS Office software? Or an Apple employee forced to use Safari or - which I guess is the target jab of the OP - anyone working in a locked-down Windows/Office environment?

    SLow news day obviously....but pathetic nonetheless...nice product placement and free advertising if you're stupid enough to follow their advice or use their services