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The Text-Your-Parents-Your-Drug-Deal Experiment

theodp writes "Having fooled major news outlets with a heartwarming-but-entirely-faked video of a pig rescuing a drowning goat, Nathan Fielder turned his attention to texting. CNET reports on the great Twitter 'text-your-parents-you're-a-drug-dealer' experiment, in which the Fielder called on his Twitter followers to text their moms and dads and (accidentally) reveal a drug deal. Fielder's tweet read: 'Experiment: text your parents "got 2 grams for $40" then right after "Sorry ignore that txt. Not for you." Then tweet pic of their response.' The reactions are various and, sometimes, hilarious."

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  1. Seems like a risky proposition by bytesex · · Score: 5, Insightful

    In the United Paranoid States.

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  2. This is a good idea. by hedwards · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Now these people know that their children are morons.

    1. Re:This is a good idea. by VeryBest52 · · Score: 2

      Or just acting childish...oh wait a second... In all seriousness, i wonder if this got started due to someone accidentally texting their parents about a drug deal. ;)

    2. Re:This is a good idea. by marcello_dl · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yes.

      And while the standard moron often shows initiative, these ones are "obeying morons", the duller subset.

      Come on, make your parents regret having had you.

      Again.

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    3. Re:This is a good idea. by hedwards · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Because nothing good can come from texting that to your parents.

      At best, they just ignore it. At worst, well, there's all sorts of possibilities for that.

    4. Re:This is a good idea. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Because while teenagers may not realize it, parents are people too. Causing them the stress and worry of thinking that their child has become a criminal is pointlessly cruel.

    5. Re:This is a good idea. by VortexCortex · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Sure sure, just one question, why are they morons?

      I will answer you, but first you must complete my next "experiment": Text your parents, "n car wrek hlp", then turn your phone off for at least 12 hours.

    6. Re:This is a good idea. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No, at worst they now think you're a drug dealer.

      Jesus fucking Christ, you're the moron.

      Why would you think it's FUNNY to potentially sabotage the trust in a parent-child relationship that way?

    7. Re:This is a good idea. by Runaway1956 · · Score: 3, Funny

      ROFLMAO!!

      "I'd rather risk prison rape than people talking to me in soft voices about how I feel."

      I've heard those soft voices twice in my life. It took about ten minutes each to make them understand that they were wasting their time.

      "Do you love your mother?"

      "Do you?"

      "Do I what?"

      "Do you love my mother?"

      "Ahem - maybe we should start over. Do you like your father?"

      "No, I can't say that I do - why?"

      "Please just answer the questions."

      "No - I'm tired of this game."

      "But - this isn't a game!"

      "Cool, because I'm not playing."

      The shrink realizes that he is upset with me, and that I'm playing HIM, rather than the game. So he informs me that the "interview" is over.

      The Commander just told me that I had to show up for the appointment. He can't tell me how to answer any questions!

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    8. Re:This is a good idea. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If they freak out and go apeshit over it, the parent-child relationship doesn't hold a lot of trust anyway.

      Don't have kids, do you?

    9. Re:This is a good idea. by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No True Parent...

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    10. Re:This is a good idea. by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 4, Funny

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    11. Re:This is a good idea. by dastasha · · Score: 2

      My thoughts exactly. My teenage daughters friends like to call out "Pass the bong" whenever they know one of them is on the phone to their parents.

    12. Re:This is a good idea. by zwarte+piet · · Score: 2

      Cause they will steal my pizza!

    13. Re:This is a good idea. by YttriumOxide · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If they freak out and go apeshit over it, the parent-child relationship doesn't hold a lot of trust anyway.

      Don't have kids, do you?

      I do, and if my kid texted me something like that, I'd probably either assume I was being pranked, or freak out a little (but definitely wouldn't go "ape-shit" or anything). If the latter, then when they told me it was all just a prank, I'd see the funny side of it and we'd have a good laugh together.

      I've never understood the type of child-parent relationship where so little trust exists. Someone, somewhere, screwed up bad in that situation.

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  3. Slashdork by VortexCortex · · Score: 4, Informative

    News for tards. Ass that blathers.

  4. just an observation... by roc97007 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Geeks need t' lighten up.

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    1. Re:just an observation... by Macthorpe · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'll lighten up, if you can explain to me what's funny about telling your parents that you're a drug addict and a criminal.

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    2. Re:just an observation... by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 2

      Geeks need t' lighten up.

      Geeks need t' light one up.

      I know some parents who would text back something like:

      "The police chief's son has better stuff and prices."

      "Did I forget to tell you that you were adopted?"

      "Well, then you must have time to come visit this weekend!"

      I also know some parents who would not understand such a prank at all. I think most kids would know their parents well enough to decide to whether to go along with this prank or not.

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    3. Re:just an observation... by Runaway1956 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      FFS lighten up. My dad was an asshole. I'm an asshole. My kid is an asshole. Unless the kid finds a saint with whom to have a child, I suspect my grandson will be yet another asshole, in a long, long, long line of assholes. What's your problem with assholes, anyway? You're another bigot?

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    4. Re:just an observation... by Cwix · · Score: 2

      Umm the reaction is funny?

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    5. Re:just an observation... by Kreigaffe · · Score: 2

      Drug user does not equal drug addict.

      Criminal.. who the fuck cares? We are ALL criminals, most of us simply are never caught (or aware) of the crimes we commit. Our current President smoked pot and did blow. Our last president never said a word -- but realistically, we all know he did blow, and almost assuredly smoked pot, too (and I actually can respect him for never answering that question). The President before that smoked pot, said he didn't inhale (which I can't really respect -- if you don't want to tell the truth, you CAN simply not answer the question, Bill...).

      That's TWENTY YEARS OF OUR COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF having smoked pot.

      Problem?

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    6. Re: just an observation... by BitZtream · · Score: 2

      Drugs aren't the problem, your weak willed family is. You'll find yourself a whole lot happier when you stop blamining inanimate objects for issues caused be people. Even if there were no coke, heroin, pot or alcohol, your family would still have been just as fucked up.

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    7. Re:just an observation... by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 2

      Some things are illegal because thats what the criminals do.

      Some people do seem to favor collective punishment...

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  5. All iPhone screenshots? by nd · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Why are all the screenshots from iPhones?

    Android phones account for 51.2% of smartphone sales, with iPhones trailing at 43.5% [1].

    So how likely is it that out of a sample of 10 screenshots, all 10 of them would be from iPhones? Seems suspicious.

    [1] http://www.kantarworldpanel.com/global/News/Android-Sprint-and-Samsung-Increased-Share-In-Early-2013

    1. Re:All iPhone screenshots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Simple. iOS lusers are far more sheeplike and willing to follow stupid suggestions like this one.

    2. Re:All iPhone screenshots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Remember that there is an implicit observational bias here. Only a moron who can't think for himself would participate in this experiment.

    3. Re:All iPhone screenshots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      ifaketext.com

    4. Re:All iPhone screenshots? by houghi · · Score: 2

      Before this was posted, we had a conversation over the phone:
      http://ifaketext.com/img/7qdwtaen.jpg (The name of the sight might hint to the authentic nature of the phone conversation)

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  6. Because by dreamchaser · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Because encouraging kids to lie to their parents is a good thing. Causing family stress is a good thing. What a stupid idea. Kids lie enough and cause enough stress as it is.

  7. In related news... by loufoque · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... The FBI has dismantled a large network of drug dealers apparently led by a man named Nathan Fielder. Having failed to secure the drugs, the FBI has seized their computers instead to examine possible connections with other drug dealing groups.

  8. really? by SpeZek · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I've never actually done a comment like this, where I go "Oh come on Slashdot, what is this and why is it here?"

    But come on Slashdot, why is this here?

    News for Nerds, Stuff that Matters.

    1. Re:really? by Al+Al+Cool+J · · Score: 4, Funny

      "got 2 grams for $40" - the story is really about the US adopting the metric system

    2. Re:really? by greg1104 · · Score: 2
    3. Re:really? by LMariachi · · Score: 2

      Funny, that's where I saw this story first.

  9. On the validity of screenshots by dontbemad · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I personally have made it a point to NEVER believe any sort of screenshots I see on the internet, ESPECIALLY ones from an iPhone or really any Mobile platform. These "hilarious auto-correct mistakes", "crazy responses to accidental messages", or "super funny drunk texts" are almost always faked. There are several sites where one can create these messages in very believable looking screenshots (http://www.iphonetextgenerator.com/ for one). Why this is posted to /. as news is troubling to me.

  10. A troy ounce is 31.1 g by tepples · · Score: 2

    Why would anyone do this?

    To test whether the parent assumes street drugs or precious metals. Right now, 2 grams of 18 karat scrap gold would go for about $70 according to the first calculator that I found with Google.

    1. Re:A troy ounce is 31.1 g by bipbop · · Score: 2

      I'm sure everyone's lied before, but not everyone "pulls pranks". I never have. Why would I? They seem asinine to me.

  11. Some had advanced warning by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 2

    'I think I just ruined my mom's night,' a man from New York tweeted him back while showing a profanity-laced message from his mother who asked if he 'wanted' to go back to jail.

    Seems some "kids" just got no sense.

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  12. Not to mention not nice by stevegee58 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    to the ones who gave you life.

    1. Re:Not to mention not nice by Intrepid+imaginaut · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Ah come on, what sort of a relationship do you have with your family if you can't play a little prank on them from time to time.

    2. Re:Not to mention not nice by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 4, Funny

      Ah come on, what sort of a relationship do you have with your family if you can't play a little prank on them from time to time.

      Perhaps the kind of relationship where one or more of the parties is under the care of a cardiologist.

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    3. Re:Not to mention not nice by Runaway1956 · · Score: 4, Informative

      "Not to mention not nice to the ones who gave you life."

      Seriously? I just emailed the link to my son, telling him that I wanted to watch from the sidelines when he texted his mother. Are you suggesting that I am not nice?

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    4. Re:Not to mention not nice by erice · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Ah come on, what sort of a relationship do you have with your family if you can't play a little prank on them from time to time.

      Probably the kind where the parents can not entirely dismiss the notion that their child may be doing something quite serious that they don't know about. In other words: virtually every parent of a teenager who is honest with themselves.

    5. Re:Not to mention not nice by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 2

      Texting a drug deal to your parents may, if they're on the rigid side, land you in jail.

      Without any evidence? That could only happen in a serious police state.

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    6. Re:Not to mention not nice by NatasRevol · · Score: 5, Funny

      Think of the parents!

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    7. Re:Not to mention not nice by kenwd0elq · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Which this is becoming....

    8. Re:Not to mention not nice by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 2

      Without any evidence?

      There is evidence: your texted confession. Enough to convict? No. Enough to get you arrested and spend some time in a holding cell? Oh yeah.

    9. Re:Not to mention not nice by p0p0 · · Score: 2

      Bull. The text is vague and does not mention narcotics in any way. "You were probably talking about drugs" is not good enough for the police to do anything.

  13. Fun 'prank' that is... by QuasiSteve · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...makes me think of punk'd, to be honest.

    Remember when there were good prank shows?
    When you'd have a desk clerk do a quick change act between tending to a customer and seeing them slowly wonder "wasn't she wearing a red shirt just a moment ago? Hold on, I swear she was a brunette!". Or perhaps one of the greatest pranks, switching a regular car for its UK equivalent in mere minutes, moving the person's every possession, then watch as they come back, get into 'their' car, try to start, and suddenly realize the ignition they tried to put the key in is actually thin air and wonder just wtf happened.

    Now it seems it's a 'better' prank if you take the same car and bash its windows in in front of the person, then quickly run up to them with a camera in their face telling them how they were had because the celebrity victim is about to call the cops in on the situation - and being a celebrity, they have little choice but to react 'like a good sport' because who wants to be deemed the sourpuss?

    No, I don't see what's funny about this. Nor newsworthy; Jimmy Kimmel has put up prank challenges and asks viewer to YouTube them for some time now. I'm sure he wasn't the first either.
    http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=jimmy+kimmel+challenge

    What's next? "Text your mother 'Mama, just killed a man' and post their replies"? You know, 'cos that's hilarious - and if found otherwise just claim it's a sociological experiment to see how many pranksters' moms know Bohemian Rhapsody. 'cos the text in this story clearly doesn't refer to drugs either (I'm sure he ran that by legal).

    1. Re:Fun 'prank' that is... by QuasiSteve · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You have the power to grant yourself that wish :) I'm happy to live in a world where people hold different senses of humor - I just prefer the more creative ones over the shock/humiliate ones. If the latter is more up your alley, I believe MTV has you covered.

    2. Re:Fun 'prank' that is... by FatLittleMonkey · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Most "pranks" just seem to be forms of bullying. They only work because there's an asymmetrical power relationship, those in a position of power "pranking" those in a position of weakness.

      [I saw this illustrated in Punk'd. The crew tried to prank Ashton Kutcher himself. He responded by "pretending" to throw a tantrum and fire the crew involved. Then "ha ha, only joking" revealed that he knew he'd been set up and was just turning the tables... However, what I saw (both in the reactions of the crew, and in Kutcher's braying "ha ha! I am the master! You don't Punk me, I Punk you!") was a thin-skinned bully demonstrating his power over those weaker than him. He showed them that he could, in fact, destroy their livelihoods if he chose to, and they continue purely because he decided to be a "good sport".

      By contrast, while I's not a fan of Jackass, it does seem like they have a culture where they genuinely mutually prank each other; however painful/violent the pranks, it's not coming from the more powerful against the weaker. The dwarf is just as likely to do something to the star as the reverse, and the reaction of the rest of the crew (including the star) is of appreciation of the prank. 180 degrees from Kutcher's reaction.]

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  14. Maybe not "funny" but... by foreverdisillusioned · · Score: 3, Informative

    Without commenting on the merits of this as a practical joke, I think there is obvious value in this as a social experiment(of questionable ethics, maybe) going by nothing but your response, disturbingly modded up to +5 insightful.

    If you are incapable of distinguishing between drug use and drug addiction (which itself is completely distinct from physical dependency), that speaks volumes. Especially since you do not, presumably, call people who occasionally drink or who take prescription psychoactive drugs "addicts". That you seem to imply shame in *being* a criminal, instead of emphasizing the perfectly reasonable worry a parent might feel about their child being arrested, is also telling. Presumably you do not attach the same level of inherent shame in, say, occasionally driving 45 MPH in a 35 zone? Yet that also makes you a lawbreaker (if you want to quibble over infractions vs. misdemeanors vs. felonies, I am sure I could come up with instances of the latter that are similarly widespread), in addition to endangering more lives than merely your own.

    The very fact so many people are calling this not funny, dangerous, and/or cruel speaks volumes about how sociologically (and morally) damaging this 'war' has been.

    1. Re:Maybe not "funny" but... by foreverdisillusioned · · Score: 2

      None of them? So you do believe that people who occasionally have a drink or two are addicts? My appologies for assuming you were merely a fool relying on mainstream 'wisdom'.

      Feel free to correct or clarify.

    2. Re:Maybe not "funny" but... by foreverdisillusioned · · Score: 2

      No, "addicts" (which is not a synonym of "users") tend not to have the self discipline to save up enough money to buy in bulk, and then not use it. The exceptions to this rule are quite rare.

      Also, the summary says nothing about being a dealer. I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that "got 2 grams for $40" is something an end user would say, not a dealer.

  15. No pranking my parents at my age... by Tolvor · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm in my 30s and thankfully both my parents are still alive. With the small insight my age has given me I am increasingly grateful for the endless s*** my parents had to put up with (which I'm not going to list). My parents are nice enough to not rub it in my face now that I'm somewhat wiser, and in return I try to demonstrate that maybe I learned from it.

    Now days if I get a call from my parents wondering if I could look at their PC and fix it, or teach them (again) how to use MS Word templates, or needs ANYTHING, no problem - I am there. I don't say "I'm kinda busy, and my kids have the flu..." (Cat's in the Cradle (no I don't have kids, I read slashdot)). I do it with a smile. My Mom says she would appreciate it if I would call more often, like once a week, I call, even if I don't really have anything interesting to tell. Because she asked.

    Doing this false drug prank would be the worst kind of crass. It is taking the love and concern that a loving parent has for you, mocking it, and using it against them to cause them worry, concern, and pain. Then saying "Ha ha!! Just a joke. Got you!!!"

    Kids now days... Did I just say that? Geez I'm getting old...

  16. Congrats soulskill by themusicgod1 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You have been excluded. I haven't done that to a /. editor in years. But this is NOT news for nerds that matters.

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