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Florida Activates System For Citizens To Call Each Other Terrorists

An anonymous reader writes "Sheriffs in 13 Northeast Florida counties announced an online system Thursday for residents to report suspicious activity they think may be terrorism-related. The site provides examples of red flags to watch for, such as people with an unusual interest in building plans or who are purchasing materials useful in bomb making. Important places to watch include hobby stores and dive shops."

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  1. The Haystack by Mystakaphoros · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Because the best way to find a needle in a haystack is to dump increasing amounts of hay on top.

    1. Re: The Haystack by pollarda · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Is Bruce Schneier quoted as much as XKCD or is XKCD quoted as much as Bruce Schneier?

    2. Re: The Haystack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It is kinda funny to see so many references to needles and haystacks crop up since Schneier said that, but despite the unoriginality of the people who quote it, I think the reason it's so often quoted is that Schneier managed to finally articulate something a lot of intelligent (but not so eloquent) people have been thinking for a long time. Ditto with XKCD -- it taps deep into the geek mind and displays the results with wit and elan. People read Schneier (or XKCD) and because they are well-written and well presented, they think "oh my gosh, he *gets* it." So of course they're going to repeat it.

      Anyway, snark all you want, but the unoriginality of an oft-quoted argument has no bearing on the merits of said argument.

    3. Re:The Haystack by c · · Score: 5, Funny

      Because the best way to find a needle in a haystack is to dump increasing amounts of hay on top.

      I thought it was to burn the entire field to the ground, then sift the ashes over a magnet?

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    4. Re:The Haystack by P-niiice · · Score: 4, Interesting

      An eyewitness report of an actual crime and a tip on some subjective activity that is arguably suspicious are two different things entirely. In florida, sitting and reding the Koran on my front porch would probably be enough to get me called in.

    5. Re:The Haystack by GrumpySteen · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Who says they haven't? Rounding everyone up and decide who to actually arrest later sounds like scorched earth tactics to me.

    6. Re:The Haystack by Jaysyn · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The edges of a "kettle" would be the absolute best place for a suicide bomber to strike. You'd get to kill a ton of tightly packed innocents & as a bonus, eradicate quite a few LEOs at the same time.

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    7. Re:The Haystack by Mystakaphoros · · Score: 4, Funny

      The edges of a "kettle" would be the absolute best place for a suicide bomber to strike. You'd get to kill a ton of tightly packed innocents & as a bonus, eradicate quite a few LEOs at the same time.

      You don't happen to live near Jacksonville, do you? 'Cause I might need to report that.

  2. Dear Sen, McCarthy by Overzeetop · · Score: 5, Funny

    I have here in my hand a list of all the people I suspect of terrorism. It includes many of my business competitors and personal acquaintances I find annoying or otherwise repulsive. For example, you'll see on page 5 I've included Ms. Johnson from down the street who lets her dog shit in my yard and never cleans up after it. I've noticed her making furtive glances at my front window while the dog is dumping and I'm pretty sure she's making notes of when I'm not home so she can steal the propane tank from my Grillmaster and use it in her reign of terror.

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    1. Re:Dear Sen, McCarthy by dkleinsc · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It also includes all the people who live near me that I think are Muslim. I don't have any evidence that they're doing anything bad, but I'm scared of them because of what Osama bin Laden did to us, so I think you should investigate them for terrorism.

      My list also can include, for an appropriate fee, any prominent members of political groups that opposed you in the previous election.

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    2. Re:Dear Sen, McCarthy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Depending on the breed of dog, they might be terrier-ists.

  3. Re:Really??? by mwvdlee · · Score: 5, Insightful

    No, you use 9-1-1 for real threats involving actual terrorists.
    This is for increasing the level of fear in citizens in order to make privacy invasion more acceptable.

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  4. There your country goes... by GodGell · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...right down the drain.

    I genuinely don't know what to say to Americans now. It's not like they can just pack up and move to the next country over. But I sure as hell wouldn't be staying another week if I was there... what a sad ending to a country with great promise.

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    1. Re:There your country goes... by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 5, Funny

      What? Over? Did you say "over"?

      Nothing is over until we decide it is!

      Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!

      And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the goin' gets tough...

  5. Glad I'm in Pennsylvania by scotts13 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...Otherwise, I'd be spending all my time talking to the cops. I'd probably set off every single alarm that's on their "suspicious activity" list. I'm active in hobby rocketry, and sometimes transport my engines in surplus bazooka shell cases. Plus, the girlfriend is a dive instructor.

    Hey, anyone remember the 50's and 60's? One the AWFUL things were were told about the Soviet system was the constant suspicion - people encouraged to turn in their neighbors, children encouraged to turn in their parents... (SIGH)

  6. Witchcraft? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Wow, if you replace the word 'terrorism' with 'witchcraft' - it sort of reads like a document from Salem, MA circa 1692.

  7. Re:Really??? by X0563511 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The same way it happened during the Red Scare?

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  8. Re:Really??? by mwvdlee · · Score: 5, Interesting

    For one, they'll probably report some statistics for "dozens of reports of possible terrorist threats each day".
    Secondly, the mere existence of the reporting tool means people get reminded of terrorism more often.
    Finally, "Where there's smoke, there's fire"; this is the smokescreen (bad pun, sorry).

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  9. Re:Really??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    1) The fact this program ('report suspected terrorists') exists must mean that there are terrorists out there. I'm afraid.

    2) I need to buy a new pressure cooker for the big meal I'm cooking... what if I get reported as a possible terrorist?? I'm afraid.

  10. Re:Really??? by Mystakaphoros · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is for increasing the level of fear in citizens in order to make privacy invasion more acceptable.

    And since it will be the police getting the reports, how do you figure it will increase the level of fear in citizens?

    The first time local law enforcement says, "Reports of terrorism are up 900% this year; we need an increased budget to deal with the increased threat."

  11. Re:Really??? by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Funny

    911 is for emergencies. They are looking for tips.

    Here is tip, comrade, everyone is a terrorist, but me!

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  12. Perhaps we could call by ai4px · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Perhaps we could call the terrorist hotline and report a black car with tinted windows. I just saw the driver looking around suspiciously as he sat in the car and just before he closed the door, I noticed he was carrying a pistol out in the open and had what seemed to be a sawed off shotgun in the front seat. He spoke using a lot of codes, as if they were second nature to him. I strongly suspect this individual to be involved in a rather large, well organized group who seems to want to harass and harm people. I think he's either a terrorist or a government agent in an unmarked car.... it is so hard to tell the difference these days.

  13. Re:Well color me not surprised. by miffo.swe · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "The Stasi was primarily an organ of political control"

    Do you think for one second that Stasi did not use the exact same rhetoric as NSA, Homeland Security etc? What they did and what people in east germany thought they did are not at all the same.

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  14. Re:Might be a good idea by GrumpySteen · · Score: 4, Insightful

    State Police say there were no warrants or advisories on any of the individuals and "there was no evidence that the seven were committing any crime beyond the trespassing."

    How does that justify a tip line for people to report suspected terrorist activity?

    Even if those people were trying to poison the water, that reservoir holds 412 billion gallons of water. You would have to dump tanker truck loads of poison it before you'd have any chance of making anyone sick.

    There's simply no way that seven people trespassing can carry enough of anything to have any real effect, yet that's exactly the sort of thing that would get reported to the tip line (along with crazy people reporting their neighbors and all the people reporting Florida Man).

  15. Soviet Russia won, after all. by Moskit · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This is exactly the methods used in Soviet Russia and other countries with similar political system.

    For years various such countries lived under communism, and they finally got rid of it 25 years ago. For years USA was hailed as the "country of freedom", and it recently adopts communist-like methods.

    In California if you want to purchase medicaments, they check your ID and input your date of birth to the cash register, because law prohibits sale of medicaments (known to Americans as "drugs") to minors.
    You also need to provide your ID and date of birth if you purchase a knife sharpener (made in China, of course). Sales of knives to minors is prohibited, and knife sharpeners are put under the same "knife" type of merchandise.
    Heck, you cannot even buy something as simple as contact lenses without a prescription! Apparently it is too dangerous for people to buy without doctor approval. Must be true, so many people in Europe die because they bought wrong lenses, right?

    Combine this all with extensive spying on their own citizens, security theatre (most visibly by TSA) and now encouraging citizens to spy on the others... Stalin would have been proud!

    What next? USA remake of Pavlik Morozov?
    Wait, they already have people sue their parents... some will surely chose to denounce instead.

    (note: this is slightly on pessimist side to compensate for the optimists out there who will surely reply "nah, it's not an issue, we don't have a problem")

  16. Re:Might be a good idea by Triv · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Here's your lesson, kids: caring about the thing you got your degree in should stop the minute you graduate, because any learning not done between 9 and 5 and in a school building by a tenured professor will get you arrested.

    wtf is wrong with you?

  17. Learn baby learn by tanveer1979 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Looks like they haven't learnt from the Korean debacle.
    Korean govt started this thing for traffic offenses (South Korea).
    There was a monetary benefit too attached. Soon there were people, who deliberately slowed down while crossing on green, so their hiding snapper friend would click pictures of motorists caught unawares. Soon this developed to a stage that motorists beat up a few people., and it also resulted in streetfights. Needless to say, it was abandoned.
    Now of course, there is no monetary benefit here, but you will have a small percentage who would be misguided into thinking that its their patriotic duty. There will also be a small percentage of malicious people who want to get even with their "weird" neighbor. Then there would be some douchebags who will think its a nice prank to have a swat team in their neighborhood.
    So its going to be a party now

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  18. Re:Really??? by CanHasDIY · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, that should work out well for them; I mean, it's not like Florida is filled with geriatrics who find everyone under the age of 50 to be suspect, right?

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  19. Re:Really??? by screwdriver · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Pretty soon it will be illegal to have a hobby. Just consume your goods and go to work like a good little citizen. I'd rather be a victim of a terrorist than live in that society.

  20. Re:Really??? by Mystakaphoros · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...so they'll just be repeatedly calling their grandchildren and asking how to do it. THIS IS A TOOL OF THE DEVIL.

  21. Re:Well color me not surprised. by kilfarsnar · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The Stasi was primarily an organ of political control, not an anti-terrorism or ordinary local law enforcement.

    Trying to draw a parallel is nonsense.

    Contrary to popular perception, the DHS can also be used for political control. Remember when the Occupy Wall Street movement was considered a terrorist threat? Remember when students staging a sit-in were pepper sprayed by the police? That's political control right there.

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  22. Re:Really??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    My neighbor in the city I used to live in was a gardener. Dude was like 70. Anyway, had a nice greenhouse, would make some cash on the side selling flowers and tomatoes and such every spring/summer. Anyway, one day the feds kicked his door in, tore up his house, wrecked his greenhouse, etc, because someone reported they saw pot there. Feeling they got fucked with, the feds dragged in the person that made a tip to point out the pot. They pointed to a plant with similar leaves that looked nothing like it, that he had openly on sale.

    Whatdya know? Turns out the person that called in the tip was also a gardener that now had a much better chance to sell their wares now that his competition was basically ruined. Neighbor gets out of it with a sprained wrist, bruises, a bunch of broken flower pots, ripped bags, busted lights, etc. Looked like a damn hurricane hit the place.

    We wrecked an old dude's life on an anonymous tip that he was growing pot there, in the open, in front of tons of straight edged old geezers that would freak out if they so much as saw a real pot leaf.