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Apple Leaves Journalists Jonesing

Hodejo1 writes "Apple traditionally has big product announcements in the early spring, so around February both the mainstream press and the tech blogs began to circulate their favorite rumors (the iWatch, iTV). They also announced the date of the next Apple event, which this year was in March — except it didn't happen. 'Reliable sources' then confirmed it would be in April, then May and then — nothing. In withdrawal and with a notoriously secretive Apple offering no relief the tech journalists started to get cranky. The end result is a rash of petulant stories that insist Apple is desperate for new products, in trouble (with $150 billion dollars in the bank, I should be in such trouble) and in decline. The only ones desperate seem to be editors addicted to traffic-generating Apple announcements. Good news is on the horizon, though, as the Apple Worldwide Developer Conference starts June 10th." This was in evidence last night, as Apple CEO Tim Cook spoke to the press at the All Things D conference. Cook's statements were mostly the sort of vague, grandiose talk that gets fed to investors on an earnings call, but it's generating article after article because, hey, it's Tim Cook.

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  1. Who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ^ that is all

    1. Re:Who cares? by SJHillman · · Score: 5, Interesting

      It's sort of like having a small child or a puppy. It's when everything is quiet that you start to wonder what they're up to.

    2. Re:Who cares? by Vanderhoth · · Score: 5, Funny

      or more likely they're throwing all the toilet paper they can find in the toilet and pulling the flusher repeatedly flooding your bathroom and making a huge mess that someone is going to have to clean up. They may also be starting a fire.

    3. Re:Who cares? by shadowrat · · Score: 5, Funny

      What kind of dogs did you have?

    4. Re:Who cares? by shmlco · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "A small child or puppy with $150 billion of other people's money. And someday governments around the world will grow enough balls to take it back."

      People gave them money in exchange for a product. That's called business.

      As to "growing enough balls", get real. We have corporations that make billions in profits quarterly, pay little to no taxes on them, and then the government turns around and hands them billions more in subsidies and tax breaks. And yes, I'm talking about you, Exxon.

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  2. Re:The reality distortion field is waning. by TWiTfan · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hey, *you* try taking over a cult sometime, buddy! You hand people their Kool-Aid and all they can do is complain that Ascended Father would have sweetened it more.

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  3. Re:journalism by MrMickS · · Score: 5, Informative

    It does when "Buy The iDevice++" is their business model. There's a lot of 3 to 5 year old iDevices out there that are still perfectly suited to what their owners actually need, but Apple has made a metric fuckton of money by convincing people to upgrade every year even if they don't need any of the new features. At it's heart, Apple has become a marketing company that happens to also sell what they market. Without that marketing power, iDevices would have all the popularity of the Zune.

    I think that you are completely and utterly wrong on how Apple views their customers. You are listening to too many rabid fanbois and reading too many awesome tech journals.

    Looking at phones in particular: before the iPhone came along software upgrades, though possible, were generally a pain. This was further complicated by carrier software versions preventing manufacturer updates being applied. In general you bought a phone and the software was fixed. Apple continue to support older versions of phones with new software releases with as much feature parity as won't impact the experience. Their aim is to keep their customers happy so that when they come to replace their device they will buy it from them. The philosophy is to build the best that they can and build customer loyalty.

    I've had two iPhones, a 3G and a 4S. The 4S is still good enough for pretty much whatever I want to do so I can't see me upgrading this year unless the next phone does something magical. When I come to replace I'll buy another iPhone. Why? Because it does the job I want it to.

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  4. What's Apple Famous for Again? by neoshroom · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What's Apple famous for again? Yup, they are famous for being famous.

    Well that and popularizing the graphic user interface everyone uses in the first place.

    And for having a pretty decent Unix-based operating system while Ballmer drives Microsoft off a cliff.

    And for designing the first mp3 player that the mass-market embraced.

    And for ushering in the change from feature-phones to smartphones.

    And for creating an earthquake in the tablet market such that in the future it is predicted more tablets will sell than PCs.

    But yeah...they are just famous for being famous...

    ...Until they release a TV with a kinect-like interface running iOS. And then Sony's PS4 and the Wii U crashes and burns, (which is sort of already happening...sales on the Wii U are very poor and Sony's electronics wing isn't doing well either), while everyone is playing Angry Birds on their new Apple TV platform and we get umpteen-million articles about the "New Console Wars," which are now between Microsoft and Apple.

    Of course then a couple years will go by and people will forget all of history and again claim that Apple is just famous for being famous. Such is the cycle of Slashdot.

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