Google Patents Frowns and Winks To Unlock Your Phone
Excelcia writes "Users could soon be asked to pull a series of faces to unlock their Android phones or tablets. Google has filed a patent suggesting users stick out their tongue or wrinkle their nose in place of a password. Requiring specific gestures could prevent the existing Face Unlock facility being fooled by photos. The software could monitor if there were changes in the angle of the person's face to ensure the device was not being shown a still image with a fake gesture animated on top."
......for Botox users.
Why wouldn't you just be able to play a video back to it of the subject making the required facial expression?
This is me frowning at your use of stupid patents.
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Grow/Shave facial hair... change your glasses... (what if you switch between contacts and glasses).....
I have a feeling that the Clowns would frown at this feature... and nobody likes a sad clown.
Quick!! I need to patent giving my phone the finger to unlock it!
I'm imagining a roomful of Google Glass testers who look like they have Tourrets.
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I can see it now, several years later in a random bar, sitting alone minding your own business when a guy sits down, and gives you the "I'm going to kick you in the teeth look." Starts a giant bar brawl, several people are hurt from the potential violent outburst of one guy punching someone over unlocking their phone. Ah society and their inventions.
Finally a use for patents I can support. This will prevent anybody else from implementing this incredibly stupid idea.
And on a side note, if Google did get this to work would they be able to have the phone automatically call 911 if you were having a stroke?
The Google marketing team is blowing in the wind, I guess the kite crashed ?
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I'm gonna really kill myself if in 5-10, whatever years this becomes reality. Out of embarrassment of watching others do that.
Imagine it.
In many discussions about the problem of facial recognition being used to unlock something, and the weakness to a photo, I have never seen anyone comment about using odd faces or expressions as the unlock. Remember that 'obvious in retrospect' doesn't mean unpatentable. This process is unique and non-obvious in my opinion, as well as being a good idea. It shouldn't be patentable (because software patents = math = unpatentable), but it is at least a good idea.
"I will trust Google to 'do no evil' until the founders no longer run it." Hello Alphabet.
with a super awesome facial tic. I am constantly lining the bridge of my nose up with opposite corners of squares when I'm walking around (OR MY FAMILY WILL DIE). So it constantly looks like I'm winking.
It's been mildly inconvenient so far in life, but apparently now it will be SUPER useful to unlock my phone constantly! Thank you science and technology for making me feel less like a social outcast!
Wouldn't a mask with the user's face printed on it work to fool this? All you need is a cutout for the nose and/or tongue.
to ignore callers I don't want to talk to.
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Oh, right. Mountain View, California, where the temperature sometimes drops as low as 4 degrees Celsius in the deepest part of Winter.
Nobody who lived anywhere with actual weather would assume that everybody would want their face uncovered just to use their phone.
...is that the phone will make a picture of your face every time you unlock it this way and sends it to your mom, boss or fiancee at random :)
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If just a wink unlocks the phone, what gesture do I need to have it install CyanogenMod?
Gotta patent these stupid patents or apple will
Unfortunately for McKayla Maroney, there are a number of people besides herself who could unlock her phone with this technology, most notably Obama.
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Unlock that.
Suggested gesture for :
Windows phones : Belch or fart
iPhone : Snort (as in cocaine). iPhone users use too much Botox for any facial gestures
Android : Anything goes
Not everyone is physically capable of doing that, which could eliminate some potential thieves right away.
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The next release of their OS has been programmed to recognize the facepalm.
Kristen Stewart will not be able to get into her phone! Smile? Frown? Look quizzical? Arg!
I can't help but picture what it would look like if half the people on a bus/train/plane/name-the-public-place pulled out their phones and unlocked them at the same time...
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will raise an eye brow...
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The current facial unlock has me gurning and pulling all sorts of stupid faces at my phone. I turn it of when I'm in polite company in case people think I'm have a seizure.
But I don't have a lock on this view.
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Then I read it better. Oh well still cool
The new Google motto, and in the process, sinking patents to new depths of stupidity and ever-greater extent of coverage.
Here's some news for you, Google: I'll do any input processing I want on my devices, and you can go screw yourself if you think my personal processing is yours just because you have a patent. Suggested reading: Thomas Jefferson.
Using a set of digits as a password?
WHY oh WHY do they not have the same software that my Toshiba Qosmio have? where it 3D maps your face, you have too look right, than left than up and down for it to correctly detect you and to get around the whole using a picture to log in as it will notice you are not in 3D.
This can still be fooled with video by using computer generated 3D models of the target face. It could use a video of the person to validate the computer model.
......for Botox users.
They were going to patent swearing at your phone to unlock it but it turns out there was too much prior art. Besides the phones cost a lot to prevent breakage when a user throws it on the ground and stomps on it.
But does it recognise handshakes?
Isn't this http://www.google.com/patents/WO2012017384A1?cl=en stick you in the the eye prior art?