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Backyard Brains Shows You How to Remote Control a Cockroach (Video)
This is our second video starring Backyard Brains (Motto: "Neuroscience for Everyone!"). The first one was pretty lab-oriented, with a twitching roach leg here and there. This one has more roaches, with most of them crawling on command. Will the DoD see this and decide to make cockroach soldiers? Or roboroach bomb detectors and defusers? Or cockroach drone pilots? Anything's possible these days. But meanwhile, relax and enjoy learning about roboroaches and watching how, with little circuit boards on their little backs, they scurry hither and yon under control of their human masters. WARNING: Excessively squeamish people should not watch this video, but should stick to the transcript.
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Hmm, I must have been absent the day our history class learned about Nazi experiments in implanting electrodes in the antennae of Jews so as to control them with cute little RF backpacks...
Also, Genesis 1:26.
"And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth."
RF cockroach backpacks are just an advanced technique for exercising dominion over a creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth. 100% authorized by the relevant deity.
... welcome our new insect's overlords.
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No, it's not plain and simple cruelty. It can be later used to fix people with tetraplegia. Or a lot of neurological diseases.
They are not making it for the sake of having "remote controlled bugs".
This is fucking cool.
The Nazis didn't need to implant electrodes in the Jews. They implanted them in their own soldiers, and transplanted Jewish antennae into them so that they could more easily control them.
How else could the Nazis and their sympathizers have done all the things that they had done? Surely not all of the Germans were heartless monsters that actually thought it was a good idea to torture, starve, experiment on, and attempt to genocide entire races.
I mean, the only rational explanation is that the Nazis were using mind control devices on their own people to force them to be inhuman monsters. There was probably some resistance among the ranks, but that was quickly countered with the electrodes and Jewish antennae. As an American, I find it impossible to believe that an entire nation could voluntarily have chosen to have done the things that Nazi Germany did.
On the other hand, if they weren't controlled by mind control, then the only logical explanation is that Germans are monsters that enjoy doing horrible things to humans.
Anyone else think of the remote-controlled cockroach scene from Fifth Element? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrHMBletjXg
Hmm, I must have been absent the day our history class learned about Nazi experiments in implanting electrodes in the antennae of Jews so as to control them with cute little RF backpacks...
I really shouldn't have to say this... I mean, it ought to be painfully obvious, but I see you got modded up on this, so I feel compelled to respond: what the fuck are you smoking, man? Er, I mean, Citation Needed. Seriously...
"And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth."
I wonder if God said anything about our cruelty to each other and slow destruction of the planet... domination was inevitable. Destruction wasn't.
RF cockroach backpacks are just an advanced technique for exercising dominion over a creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth. 100% authorized by the relevant deity.
This technology has been around since the time of the greeks, who discovered that electricity caused dead frogs to twitch. It's been long known that muscles of animals (including cockroaches) respond to electrical impulses. Adding an RF 'backpack' to the equation doesn't change the underlying science or make it new. We've known how to modulate RF to carry signals since the turn of the last century.
Must be a real slow news day on Slashdot to be letting quotes from the Bible and paranoid blithering about nazis and jews get modded up...
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Also, Genesis 1:26.
Don't forget Democracy 2:42
"And heretofore the Pentagon sayeth, 'Thy Dammit! Awesomeness this would be to have on thy field of battle.'"
You can also bet the Book of DHS will have something to say about how these devices could be used to combat Terrorism and make air travel safer.
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What's a "God"?
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The DoD won't want these because you can't mount significant weapons on them. For real weapons, you want to mount lasers on sharks!
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This sounds like the Imperius Curse - one of the three unforgivable curses:
http://harrypotter.wikia.com/wiki/Imperius_Curse
I'm going to have to add more obviousness to my sarcastic posts, I take it?
Yes, that's it. Keep denying that the Holocaust ever happened.
You are obviously an Obamabot that has been programmed by members of the Illuminati and Scientology to spread disinformation amongst those who are ignorant and unaware. I will not abide your deceptions!
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That was a pretty slick reply, LOL! Sadly, I'm all out of mod points. :^(
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No, it's not plain and simple cruelty. It can be later used to fix people with tetraplegia. Or a lot of neurological diseases.
Ah, yes. Nuanced cruelty for the greater good! Maybe.
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"Germans are monsters that enjoy doing horrible things to humans"
How about this one? Nazis were people, like people anywhere, who with proper indoctrination, can be conditioned to do almost anything. And, what about the Jews? An entire people basically submitted. How do you explain that? More conditioning, albeit from a different source.
I think it is safer to say that we still don't understand the human psyche, and that there are still a lot of surprises in store. Nazis were just as human as any of us, if less humane.
"Windows is like the faint smell of piss in a subway: it's there, and there's nothing you can do about it." - Charlie Br
I heard the NSA is already working on a new and improved version that works on dumb marketing guys. You can't get them to rush enemy positions, but they will rush hotel bars!
"Windows is like the faint smell of piss in a subway: it's there, and there's nothing you can do about it." - Charlie Br
No, it's not plain and simple cruelty. It can be later used to fix people with tetraplegia. Or a lot of neurological diseases.
They are not making it for the sake of having "remote controlled bugs".
It crosses the line into advanced and complex cruelty once a 'timeshare treatment' model is introduced, where people who can't afford the cost of neural repair surgery have to sell off blocks of time for strangers to amuse themselves by controlling their electroded limbs over the internet...
Oh you, using the obscure full-greek version (tetraplegia) instead of the vastly more common latin-greek version of the word (quadriplegia).
I was so confused by the word that I thought you were talking about letting paralyzed men use their 5th limb. That would be a great source of puerile jokes, but alas TIL the word tetraplegia exists, and that some people still use it.
What's a "God"?
Think of it as an abusive father figure with undefined geometry.
Actually, the translation of that particular passage is a rather interesting affair. The Hebrew word in question, the one that the King James Version translates as "have dominion", is "radah". Radah can mean "to rule", but it's really the verb form of "the point where the roots meet the stem", or in other words, "(to be) the center of strength". It's where we get the English words "radicle", the first root of a plant, as well as "radius", "radiate", and "radical", which all have definitions that relate to a defined center point. Genesis 1:26 says that man is the center of strength of the world. If you want to interpret that as "rule", that works, but it's a focus much more on the responsibility side of ruling, rather than the power side. As a counterpoint, take a look a few verses earlier at Gen. 1:16, where he sets the sun and moon to rule the sky: "God made the two great lights, he made the greater light to govern the day, and the lesser light to govern the night; he made the stars also." The word here translated as "to govern", "lememselet", is a much stronger declaration of rulership than "radah". Man doesn't get to lememselet the world, he gets to radah the world.
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Interestingly enough, there are several species that "exempt" from being classified as animals for the purposes of research. On example is the zerbra fish, which is often used to study aquatic environment and things like toxicity.
You say "so it starts with" but I do not see it has having started any time in near past. Nominal experiments such as this have been conducted for years without is "spreading" to other species, so I do not see a case for implying that this "cavalier" attitude is or will be pervasive.
Moreover, this is not disregarding "allah's creations" as you put it (well, same thing). It is paying them the highest respect, by trying to determine how they work, and spreading an interest in biology. This is not torture, this is applying the same stimulus as the antenna, just in a more controlled way. You are far and away overreacting, without understanding/reading article.
I'm sad about this too, but it's not our choice alone. Other people have to make the decision about what they think is right. Some people eat animals, and others depend on research that is performed on animals in order to live. But we're not all in a position to tell each other what is right and wrong if it doesn't affect us personally. Try and watch the TV series "Taboo" and I think you'll realize that you can't tell people how to live and how to be and what to do.
It may be a slow new day, but apparently not slow enough for you to read the GP post
Will the DoD see this and decided to make cockroach soldiers? Or roboroach bomb detectors and defusers?
Past participle 'decided' was used in place of the singular present 'decide'.
I mean, the only rational explanation is that the Nazis were using mind control devices on their own people to force them to be inhuman monsters. There was probably some resistance among the ranks, but that was quickly countered with the electrodes and Jewish antennae. As an American, I find it impossible to believe that an entire nation could voluntarily have chosen to have done the things that Nazi Germany did.
On the other hand, if they weren't controlled by mind control, then the only logical explanation is that Germans are monsters that enjoy doing horrible things to humans.
You might want to read the excellent book "Obedience to Authority" by Stanley Milgram, or at least the Wikipedia article that summarises it.
Also, it is worth noting that Hitler did not suddenly start the Holocaust. Rather, when he came to power in 1933, he put in several years of preparation to demonise Jews. He did this by a combination of techniques, including: introducing increasingly more severe anti-Jewish laws; changing the school curriculum to teach his theory about racial hierarchies; taking control of the German newspapers and radio stations so he could disseminate propaganda to the German population; censoring any woks of art, literature, music and science that had been created by Jewish people; and requiring all children to join Hitler Youth.
I think it is safer to say that we still don't understand the human psyche
Educate yourself: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milgram_experiment
They did a very famous experiment around this confirming what you're hinting at w far more credibility and control.
I don't know what one is, but I know if someone asks me if I am one, I'm supposed to answer "YES!".
Come on guys. I usually don't bitch about misspellings, but in a video? That's just silly.
Did you seriously not interpret the heavy sarcasm that clearly defined fuzzy's post? It was absolutely weeping with it. At this point, I can only presume that you are exercising some sort of highly advanced sarcasm yourself, something that is beyond what my feeble brain can interpret. If not, I don't see where you went wrong.
Come on girlintraining, you're better than this, I see it in your posts all the time. You generally offer a lot of insight.
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Or the radicle.
http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?term=radius
radius (n.) Look up radius at Dictionary.com
1590s, "cross-shaft," from Latin radius "staff, stake, rod; spoke of a wheel; ray of light, beam of light; radius of a circle," of unknown origin. Perhaps related to radix "root," but Tucker suggests connection to Sanskrit vardhate "rises, makes grow," via root *neredh- "rise, out, extend forth;" or else Greek ardis "sharp point."
The geometric sense first recorded 1610s. Plural is radii. Meaning "circular area of defined distance around some place" is attested from 1953. Meaning "shorter bone of the forearm" is from 1610s in English (the Latin word had been used thus by the Romans).
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Roaches check in.... but then they fall and give the lab researchers 20, crawl in formation, and hum old college songs before they check out!
Typo. It was supposed to say, "...thy field of beatle.'
Like, the band?
No one on slashdot knows anything about science or physics, they just loosely throw the word around. Don't expect anyone here to be able to know that things get lost in translation and that translations are often best approximates because some things simply do not translate well from language to language.
For those who only speak one language, English, no, sometimes the English language simply can not do a good job translating certain words and sentences well without really going into very long explanations over several words and how they are used in different contexts in the original language. Both connotations and denotations change and so translations are not linear. A word in English may have a certain denotation but it may have connotations that simply do not exist in the (best) translated word. Likewise, words in other languages may have connotations that the best English equivalent simply doesn't have. Other languages are about equally as rich as English, even richer and more specific and descriptive in some senses and poorer and less descriptive in others. Sometimes the sentence simply doesn't translate directly and the entire sentence has to be rephrased and restructured.
I even notice this happens quite often with Spanish, much moreso with Arabic (well, I'm used to Arabic so it's less obvious to me I guess) and I'm sure Hebrew being that it's closer to Arabic and still quite distant from English.
approximations *
equivalents *
errr, everything I type ends up getting messed up somehow, but these mistakes are most obvious.
and another thing that changes, that's often missed, is the range of meanings of a word (which I sorta touched upon earlier). For example, you use the word 'weapon' in English, you may think of a "knife", "sword", "Gun", etc...
You use the word "firearm" you won't think of a knife but you may think of a riffle, shotgun, pistol. You use the word gun and they have similar meanings (again, depending on context). The word gun often has similar meanings (again, depending on context). You use the word pistol and now you are even being more specific.
Well, this same categorical system may not exist in other languages but they may have a different system (Spanish seems to be an example of this). There maybe a word in another language that could roughly translate to "bird" but may include something that English speakers would not consider a bird. Or it may exclude something that English speakers do consider a bird. There simply may not be any good translation of that word into English.
That's why many of these translations are often approximate, just because you are stuck with a certain way of categorizing words and the word "bird" has a specific meaning or range of meanings to you in English doesn't mean that all other languages follow the same patterns.
This opens up hitherto unknown surveillance opportunities for the government to keep a tab on the people, but the sight of a cockroach in their kitchen keeping an eye on them will freak out most people. So can I suggest the government add to those circuitboards a voice synthetiser so the cockroach can loosen up its surveillance target and get them to relax. 'Hi! How ya doing?' or 'Pasta again? LOL! [checks records] At least it's not Felafel!' Suggest voice over by Billy Crystal. You're welcome.
"We don’t sell the pre-implanted roaches, so when you buy a RoboRoach you have to do the surgery yourself just because we are not really sure why, but the effectiveness of the stimulation degrades over time of about a week"
I know why. It took the red pill from the Morpheus roach. Now it is only a matter of time the "One" roach will take over our world. There will be no spoon left for them to leave uninfected.
I for one welcome our new insect overlords.
Dude those people are broken and should be tossed not help them spread their bad genes
In the country I live, one suffering from this disability is called "tretraplégico", not "quadriplégico". So yes, there's a lot of people that uses the greek version.
I didn't even knew that quadriplegia had anything to do with your genes. Stupidity, on the other hand, has...