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Arnold Schwarzenegger Will Be Back As the Terminator
sfcrazy writes "Arnold Schwarzenegger returned to movies after his role as Governator of California and the legendary actor is all set to play the role of The Terminator once again — the character which turned him into an icon. Schwarzenegger told the fan site TheArnoldFans.com, 'I'm very happy that the studios want me to be in Terminator 5 and to star as the Terminator.'"
We've already had four terminator movies with the last decent one being the 2nd movie. The third was just an excuse to get a female terminator with big boobs killing people, the 4th movie was horrendous, and for crying out loud the tv show Sarah Connor chronicles was better then the movies in some aspects. I mean whats the story going to be this time, they make new T-800's that look like senior citizens to invade the care home where John Connor is in and kill him with false terminator teeth?
He'll be back...
for it.
You can't handle the truth.
Terminator 5: Geriatric Day
Terminator 5: Rise of the Mobility Aids
Terminator 5: Prescription
forgettable indeed. I thought there were only 2 movies............
with English subtitles
The Passion of The Terminator
John Connor discovers that the T-800 series was not originally developed as a war machine at all. In fact, early developments in cybernetics were intended to help an increasingly elderly population cope with geriatric diseases. (In fact, the T in T-800 refers to a testosterone pump implanted directly into the body, the first major modification to be attempted.) One such man, an actor with influential connections in government, was able to steadily have body parts replaced as he aged, attempting to prevent the inevitable degradation of his once Mr. Universe quality body. Later iterations of the T-800 would be based upon this man, who developed the models in an attempt to develop eternally vigilant guards to prevent incursions on his lawn by neighborhood children.
There were more than 2 Terminator movies? Since when?
What's he gonna save? Social Security?
No, he's a Republican.
Summer Glau
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So that makes him the Exterminator.
I eat only the real part of complex carbohydrates.
"Are you Sarah Connor?"
"Yes..."
"Uh... I forgot why I'm here."
When are they making the sequel to Junior?
Sleep your way to a whiter smile...date a dentist!
PLASTIQUE SURGERY!
It's "plastic surgery". Plastique is a high explosive.
But don't feel bad, I think you accidentally came up with a way to make the movie worth watching.
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