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Proposed Rule Would Drastically Restrict Chimp Research

New rules for labs that use chimpanzees as test subjects may be on the horizon. From the New York Times blog: "The Fish and Wildlife Service proposal came in response to a petition filed in 2010 by the Jane Goodall Institute, the Humane Society of the United States, the Association of Zoos and Aquariums and other groups. It would require permits for interstate commerce involving any chimpanzees, or for what the law calls 'taking,' which could be anything from harassment to major harm to something as simple as obtaining a blood sample. And those permits, Mr. Ashe said, would be granted only if the action could be shown to benefit the survival of the species. If the new rule is enacted, it will be a major success for animal welfare groups, a grave disappointment for some scientists and another sign of the profound changes over the last half-century in the way animals are used and imagined in science and popular culture." The L.A. Times lauds the proposed rule change in an editorial.

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  1. thank god by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Leave the chimps alone. In fact, we should dedicate a greater share of the world to the rest of the planet's creatures, and that includes limiting the harmful effects of our pollution and industry not because of politics but simply because we have such a precious and finite resource in this jewel of the Earth and the delicate beauty of Life.

    1. Re:thank god by zoomshorts · · Score: 0

      Replace chimp with politician and see how fast things change.

    2. Re:thank god by JustNiz · · Score: 2

      The average intelligence of the government would double?

    3. Re:thank god by Brooklynoid · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't work. Researchers usually need test subjects that resemble humans in some significant way.

    4. Re:thank god by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Leave the chimps alone. In fact, we should dedicate a greater share of the world to the rest of the planet's creatures, and that includes limiting the harmful effects of our pollution and industry not because of politics but simply because we have such a precious and finite resource in this jewel of the Earth and the delicate beauty of Life.

      We want our freaky Marky-Mark on Chimp action, and we want it now.

    5. Re:thank god by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hear! Hear!

  2. Already not in use by 54mc · · Score: 2
    From TFA:

    In fact, most of the roughly 1,000 chimps held at biomedical laboratories are not being used.

    I'd be curious why this is - already too much regulation? The article goes on to say that they hope to pass them on to shelters. I'd certainly hope that's the case if they're not being utilized

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    1. Re:Already not in use by intermelt · · Score: 1

      If they aren't being utilized aren't they technically already sheltered? Would there be better conditions at a different shelter? I'd like to know what sort of daily conditions the "un-utilized" chimps have.

    2. Re:Already not in use by Trepidity · · Score: 5, Informative

      Partly because there's been a decreasing number of cases where the scientific consensus is that the use of chimpanzees as animal models is needed, relative to alternatives. Since you need to convince an Institutional Review Board (for any study, not only involving chimps) that your study is necessary, beneficial, and the best choice relative to alternatives when considering both scientific merit and ethics, there are a decreasing number of cases where IRBs approve chimpanzee studies. Cost is also a factor besides IRB issues: if you can do something without chimps, it's usually cheaper to take that option.

      Here's a blurb from the National Research Council's 2011 study on the subject, in which they set up a "Committee on the Use of Chimpanzees in Biomedical and Behavioral Research" to assess the current situation and make recommendations:

      While the chimpanzee has been a valuable animal model in past research, most current use of chimpanzees for biomedical research is unnecessary, based on the criteria established by the committee, except potentially for two current research uses:

      1. Development of future monoclonal antibody therapies will not require the chimpanzee, due to currently available technologies. However, there may be a limited number of monoclonal antibodies already in the development pipeline that may require the continued use of chimpanzees.

      2. The committee was evenly split and unable to reach consensus on the necessity of the chimpanzee for the development of a prophylactic hepatitis C virus (HCV) vaccine. Specifically, the committee could not reach agreement on whether a preclinical challenge study using the chimpanzee model was necessary and if or how much the chimpanzee model would accelerate or improve prophylactic HCV vaccine development.

      That's from the biomedical-research recommendations; their conclusions on behavior research were that chimpanzee models may still be quite valuable in that area. In addition, they recommended that genomics research using chimpanzee genomes was both valuable and of relatively little ethical concern, so should continue.

    3. Re:Already not in use by Immerman · · Score: 2

      I'd bet they are, at best, kept in a relatively sterile cage rather like a dog kennel. Shelters on the other hand tend to acknolwedge that these are animals almost as psychologically sophisticated as us and provide vegetation, recreational facilites, and usually large open-air spaces. Ask any human prisoner and I'll bet good money that they say that getting time outdoors, even in the generally bleak and barren prison yard, is a precious privilege. And while we can think a lot better than chimps our emotional framework seems to be almost identcal.

      Basically, the chimps will be prisoners either way, but would you rather be the prisoner of someone who feels respect and compassion for you, or someone who's livelihood depends on torturing and dissecting you and will thus almost certainly de-humanize (for lack of a better word) you as much as posible for their own psychological well-being.

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    4. Re:Already not in use by bryonak · · Score: 0

      These chimps were bred specifically for this purpose and wouldn't exist otherwise. Being alive solely to undergo a procedure you never got the chance to even realise, let alone agree/disagree with, makes you just "material with a specific function" and is about as dehumanising as it gets.
      IMO likening it to human prisoners is off the mark.

      The question is whether we should be allowed to create living, feeling, intelligent beings for experimental purposes.
      That this helps and saves members of our own species is well established. Few would object to holding delphins in captivity for therapeutic rehabilitation purposes, and most people don't really mind if someone is chopping up mice in order to try to cure paraplegia, hereditary diseases, HIV...
      But it's a big question of ethics about what kind of "life" is deserving of what kind of "treatment", aka to draw the line (it also hurts some of our species members feelings, usually not those whose life has been saved by the results of animal research, and only if the animals in question are cute).

    5. Re:Already not in use by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      If they aren't being utilized aren't they technically already sheltered? Would there be better conditions at a different shelter? I'd like to know what sort of daily conditions the "un-utilized" chimps have.

      he meant PETA shelters.. you know, so that they chimps wouldn't be wasting precious food from humans anymore.

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    6. Re:Already not in use by Immerman · · Score: 1

      So why not breed humans in cages for experimental research? Then they'd just be "material with a specific function" as well. Same argument. If we discovered tomorrow that humanity was actually a breeding colony created by alien researchers would that somehow reduce the value of your life to you?

      As for your second paragraph you leave a gaping ethical hole: what of the intelligent beings created illegally? We're probably not far from the point of being able to manipulate organisms to develop human-class sapience - if the only protection such creatures have is that it's illegal to create them in the first place then what happens to them when they are discovered? By any ethical yardstick they would be people, but people with no claim to human rights. Do we just say "Hey, a slave race, cool. We created you so we can do whatever we like. But don't worry, we threw your creators in prison so it's all good."?

      I do not contest that the gains of animal experimentation may well be worth the sacrifice, my objection is only that the ones making the sacrifice are given no choice in the matter, and the people performing the experiments tend to deny that the moral dilemma exists at all. Perfectly understandable from a perspective of their own psychological well-being, but intellectually dishonest. And it means it has to fall on the rest of us what sort of moral price we're willing to pay

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    7. Re:Already not in use by bryonak · · Score: 1

      So why not breed humans in cages for experimental research? Then they'd just be "material with a specific function" as well. Same argument. If we discovered tomorrow that humanity was actually a breeding colony created by alien researchers would that somehow reduce the value of your life to you?

      Because we agree that this would be cruel, "do unto others what you wish done unto you", "we can do better than that", etc. We think it abhorrent to regard other people as material.
      But to be perfectly honest, I don't see the life of a bird anywhere near equivalent to the life of a human, i.e. even though birds have intelligence >0 and show feelings in form of caring towards their young, the classical "you can only save one" scenario would be no real contest IMO. Is it "speciesism"? Where does it stop? Can it justify racism? (the last question is an easy "no", but not on topic here)

      Or can we say that our species is a priority, but the life of a dog is worth X hours of a homo sapiens suffering at a specified intensity... and then "trade" in this norm.
      Now that would be an interesting though unnatural concept. We only "recently" started with the novelty of caring at all for other species, where it benefits us (cattle, guard dogs, pretty view in a zoo), so the main problem would be finding the sweet spot.
      With regards to other species, we usually practise right of strength, with constraints (like the eschewal of unnecessary cruelty) that are actually much more about ourselves.

      As for us being bred by aliens: the question is more like "Why should they keep enabling our ability to reproduce / the sun burning / ... and does this give them the right to do certain things with our offspring, within limits only they decide upon and we can't influence?" ... full of helpless, doomed, cold irony, that one.

      As for your second paragraph you leave a gaping ethical hole: what of the intelligent beings created illegally? We're probably not far from the point of being able to manipulate organisms to develop human-class sapience - if the only protection such creatures have is that it's illegal to create them in the first place then what happens to them when they are discovered? By any ethical yardstick they would be people, but people with no claim to human rights. Do we just say "Hey, a slave race, cool. We created you so we can do whatever we like. But don't worry, we threw your creators in prison so it's all good."?

      A big part of this question is technical. If they were created illegally, the perpetrators should be punished and prevented from doing so again, and measures should be taken so this doesn't happen. What to do with them after the fact is an open question. Assuming that they are somewhat equivalent to humans, why not give them full membership of humanity and be done with it? This would be roughly in line with female suffrage, non-white-male-land-owner rights and similar achievements. If they are illegal to create, immediately set free upon discovery and their creators punished, there would be not much of a motive to create them. What their creators do with them in secret is a moot point, just as with those guys who hold their daughters or other women captive for years and rape them (Fritzl et al).

      Now if a democratic majority actually said "Yay, cheap slave species!" ... well, we've had that many times already, so there's hope we'll overcome it with regards to highly intelligent artificial beings just like we did with other races/tribes.

      The more tricky part is what to do with beings that are not equivalent to humans, or of highly debatable equivalence. Like chimps. And if that is resolved favourably for chimps, then orang utans, dolphins, dogs, and so on.

      I do not contest that the gains of animal experimentation may well be worth the sacrifice, my objection is only that the ones making the sacrifice are given no choice in the matter, an

  3. Great news by russotto · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ...for the biological and biomedical research industries of other countries.

    1. Re:Great news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bullshit. If you're going to the 3rd world to avoid regulation, you'll just use discardable humans rather than chimps.

    2. Re:Great news by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      ...for the biological and biomedical research industries of other countries.

      That means the funding is going to come from someplace other than my taxes.

    3. Re:Great news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...for the biological and biomedical research industries of other countries.

      Nah... I don't thing GWB would consider leaving US.

    4. Re:Great news by tftp · · Score: 1

      That means the funding is going to come from someplace other than my taxes.

      All the profits and patents will also go to whoever pays for the research. Access to the treatment will be gated by foreign governments. (Not that the US government isn't attempting that already.)

  4. Good! More social power! by Bleek+II · · Score: 1

    Inhuman practices by research groups gives science a bad name, even if you feel it is mere public perception. This will help science more that it hurts it given advances in simulation and lab grown tissue methods of research. The more social traction we can get the better.

    1. Re:Good! More social power! by Black+Parrot · · Score: 3, Funny

      Also, the Federation is more likely to contact us and invite us to join, when we give up using intelligent species as experimental subjects.

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    2. Re:Good! More social power! by Bleek+II · · Score: 1

      Maybe Elon Musk will be our Zefram Cochrane. But we're still pre-warp civilization so we're going to have to wait a little while longer.

  5. I didn't even know there were chimp scientists by NotSoHeavyD3 · · Score: 1

    Oh, the article is about research on chimps, not by chimps. Guess I should have read it first.

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    1. Re:I didn't even know there were chimp scientists by PPH · · Score: 1
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  6. interesting list of supporters by Trepidity · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The fact that the Association of Zoos and Aquariums is involved makes me suspect there might be something more to this story than just activist opposition to research involving primates. That association tends to not be very political, and instead is focused more on best practices for zoos, and how to combat things like poaching for the pet or traditional-medicine industries.

  7. Trust First Comment to be a Nutter by tuppe666 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Leave the chimps alone. In fact, we should dedicate a greater share of the world to the rest of the planet's creatures, and that includes limiting the harmful effects of our pollution and industry not because of politics but simply because we have such a precious and finite resource in this jewel of the Earth and the delicate beauty of Life.

    This is about infinite resource of furry beautiful creatures bred specifically for the purpose of (often) having short unpleasant painful life, for the sake of the possibility (patents permitting and money exchanged) of saving...or preventing damage to humans...Discuss.

    This has nothing to do with pollution, or the misuse of the planets finite resources. Its about everything from research on dogs means diabetics today don't die, or humans don't do blind by spaying shampoo in baby rabbits eyes (the fact that the discussion is about chimps at all annoys me...as they are prettier). Its not pretty, its ugly science. The only real question is the validity of that science.

    1. Re:Trust First Comment to be a Nutter by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      When it comes to the Great Apes, I think there are serious ethical questions to be raised. These animals are our closest relatives, sharing, even if in lesser degrees, many of our cognitive and psychological features. I don't think it is going too far to call them sentient, and while I realize that this very close physiological and neurological relationship to humans make them valuable as test subjects, I just can't support their continued use in such a way.

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    2. Re: Trust First Comment to be a Nutter by dugancent · · Score: 1

      Work about morality of science?

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    3. Re:Trust First Comment to be a Nutter by dasunt · · Score: 1

      This has nothing to do with pollution, or the misuse of the planets finite resources. Its about everything from research on dogs means diabetics today don't die, or humans don't do blind by spaying shampoo in baby rabbits eyes (the fact that the discussion is about chimps at all annoys me...as they are prettier). Its not pretty, its ugly science. The only real question is the validity of that science.

      There's also the question of ethics. We have data from the Nazi human experimentation on hypothermia, and while it has provided important data on how the human body reacts to freezing, few people would say that such experimentation on human beings is ethical.

      Chimps and other great-apes aren't human. But they are our nearest relatives, and mentally they do appear to be one of the smarter animals. They may be near enough to humans, cognitively, that some will consider such experimentation on great apes to be unethical.

    4. Re:Trust First Comment to be a Nutter by houghi · · Score: 1

      I don't think it is going too far to call them sentient

      So is sentient important or how close they are to us? Perhaps you mean both.
      So if we get proof that they are NOT sentient, then we can go on using them as test subjects?

      If you want to protect them, tell it how it is: they LOOK too much like us on the outside. I am sure you are well aware that pigs are also often used, because they resemble people in many ways, yet they do not look like us (and they produce bacon) so that is less problematic for many.

      As long as you are aware that it is a social issue, fight your battle that way. Making it a technical one (They are sentient. They are our closest relative.) will make you vulnerable to attacks on that part that you might loose and with that your whole battle.

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    5. Re:Trust First Comment to be a Nutter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Death row/lifer inmates: Volunteer for scientific testing. If you survive, you will be granted parole.

  8. Yay? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm happy to see those rejoicing in this sort of ruling volunteering as test subjects themselves.

    What?

    1. Re:Yay? by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      And who asked the chimps if they wanted to be used in medical experiments?

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    2. Re:Yay? by bogaboga · · Score: 1

      And who asked the chimps if they wanted to be used in medical experiments?

      Troll!

      And how [exactly], would they do that?

    3. Re:Yay? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Well, none of them said "no."

    4. Re:Yay? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have your parents asked you if you wanted to be born?
      The scientists wouldn't invest in breeding these chimps if they weren't allowed to do anything with them.

      captcha: infarct

  9. A bit too radical by Hentes · · Score: 1

    If chimps are found a use in science, that would do more for their survival than any preservation program. This regulation shouldn't cover chimps bred in captivity.

    1. Re: A bit too radical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This had absolutely nothing to do with preserving the chimp species. It has to do with preserving the quality of life for all chimps, whether bred in the wild or captivity.

  10. Valid science isn't the only yardstick. by Immerman · · Score: 5, Insightful

    > The only real question is the validity of that science.
    Also the moral price of that science. The discussion is about chimps instead of rabbits because the evidence all points to chimps being almost as sapient as us, the rabbits... not so much. And sapience is pretty much the only thing we can point to when trying to claim humans are "better" than other animals. Take away that yardstick and we may as well be experimenting directly on humans.

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    1. Re:Valid science isn't the only yardstick. by Time_Ngler · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Fuck nature.

      Nature itself is one constant experiment to promote successful genes and weed out unsuccessful ones. That fear of falling from a great height you have? Millions or billions of creatures had to fall from cliffs for that. Those wonderful ocular orbs which are versatile to see in bright sunlight and very dim night light, millions or billions of creatures that could not see as well were caught and eaten by predators, too.

      These experiments that scientists are doing, what maybe at most a 100 thousand creatures died in the last century for them? And what about all the people that were saved by that? The ratio of benefit vs suffering is much better from the experiments we carry out on our own, rather than the giant wasteful experiment that nature carries out.

    2. Re:Valid science isn't the only yardstick. by lightknight · · Score: 1

      Who says we don't experiment on humans? Remember, to various groups inside humanity, many people outside the group are experimental fodder.

      Consider the various religious who, at times, might view those of other religions / non-religions to lack that something special, and thus, fall short of the privileges of full citizen of whatever; however, they might still be deemed as having some value as test subjects; the same may be said from the other side, that of atheism, whereby the religious are seen are brain-damaged and incapable of simple right / wrong logic; still, they would make valuable test subjects.

      On a grander scale, consider the often-times psychopathic actions of various persons or companies; a brand name company that decides to save on testing by performing only the minimum to get past the FDA, only to find their medicines promote cardiac infarctions; was this not an experiment, albeit on a grander scale? What of a generic drug company, that certified that for all intents and purposes, it has faithfully copied a brand-name drug that has fallen outside of patent protection, albeit using a new process that introduces adulterants, and thus side effects? Was this not an experiment?

      What have we learned from human experimentation, except that the most powerful computers and simulations in existence are still coming up short when it comes to predicting some of the horrible outcomes of some of these candidates / lots?

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    3. Re:Valid science isn't the only yardstick. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We are better than them because we are human. Yes, I'm a die hard species-ist. How many chimps would I sacrifice to save a human life? How many you got?

      So, the real question is, how many human children are you willing to sacrifice for a chimp life's, because the trade is a real one.

    4. Re:Valid science isn't the only yardstick. by jythie · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      The cost tends to be considered worth it when someone else (or some other group) is the one paying it.

    5. Re:Valid science isn't the only yardstick. by jythie · · Score: 1

      Well, I think the point is that in developed nations we do not do the same types of involuntary experimentation on humans that we do on non-humans, and people are generally outraged when they hear about it being done in developing countries.

      On another note though, you would be surprised at how good the simulations actually are. The issue often comes down to results being ignored if they do not have the political marketing behind them. Generally the decision makers what simulations that back up what they have already decided for political reasons.

    6. Re:Valid science isn't the only yardstick. by ganjadude · · Score: 1

      I am all for testing on animals if it is helpful (i am not making a distinction on if it is or not)

      but in general, i care more about animals than people. animals dont know right from wrong, and people who abuse animals are lower than anyone except for child abusers. If i had to pick between an animal like a dog or a cat and a human that I dont know (and most that I do know) im saving the dog or cat.

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    7. Re:Valid science isn't the only yardstick. by Time_Ngler · · Score: 1

      It seems my point went over your head. You may need some review. Ask yourself this, what was the point I was trying to make? And how does what you wrote address my point in any way?

    8. Re:Valid science isn't the only yardstick. by Will.Woodhull · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Parent post argument is at least 25 years out of date.

      A lot of the research that was only possible using animals then can now be done by non-invasive means and computer simulations. The day when almost all research can be done this way is not far off. This is not because the new ways are ethically better (even though they are). It is because the new ways allow faster and more comprehensive studies at much lower total costs. It is indeed time to consider using legal ways to force the biological R & D industry to upgrade its skills.

      The problem is that a lot of today's researchers have skills in applying electric shocks and scalpels to research animals that do not transfer to reading MRI scans or improving computer simulations. As a group, these persons are going to be as opposed to the inevitable changes as the wagon drivers, farriers, and livery stable owners opposed the New York City laws that began favoring automobiles and trucks. Using legalities to prod the industries they influence to evolve is not a bad thing to do.

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    9. Re:Valid science isn't the only yardstick. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, Slashdot, where taxing the rich to pay for healthcare for the poor is unacceptable tyranny but a life of brutal pain for a hundred thousands chimp is a reasonable sacrifice for better shampoo.

    10. Re:Valid science isn't the only yardstick. by Will.Woodhull · · Score: 0

      How many chimps would I sacrifice to save a human life?

      Bullshit question. The real question these days is

      How long will you put up with your neighbor committing atrocities in the name of Science when there are better (more ethical, less costly, and more accurate) ways of getting the answers?

      We have a good and growing arsenal of non-invasive research tools that can be used directly on humans. They appear not to be used as often as they could be, and the most likely reason for that is that researchers who have devoted their careers to learning to use electric shock treatments and scalpels on lab animals have no skills in using MRI scanners or computer simulations. It is time to start limiting the influence the practitioners of these ancient ways have on the R & D industries. Using the law to guide these industries into the 21st century is fully appropriate.

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    11. Re:Valid science isn't the only yardstick. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By saving the dog / cat you prove that you were able to help, which makes not helping the human a crime. Maybe the fear of going to jail can give you the incentive to make the moral choice, even as a sociopath.

    12. Re:Valid science isn't the only yardstick. by Immerman · · Score: 2

      I have to disagree. Yes, creatures die all the time, that mutation are the key to evolution. But by your own argument why whouldn't we simply lock *you* in the cage for experimentation? The results would be far more useful than those from chimps.

      You can claim to embrace a world without moral consideration, but I'm betting the instant its you being tortured on the front lines of scientific advancement you're going to start crying about fairness and justice and your rights being violated. But hey, clearly you're inferior to all the people who weren't tranquilized while walking down the street, so why should we care about your plight.

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    13. Re:Valid science isn't the only yardstick. by Immerman · · Score: 4, Insightful

      >The day when almost all research can be done this way is not far off.

      Maybe not on geologic timescales...

      Sure, we'll have simulated test subjects suitable for high school and maybe even undergraduate level "experiments" before long. But we're probably a long way away from being able to simulate even the simplest animals on a molecular level, and anything short of that has limited utility to original research. Sure, if we simulate all the known chemical responses then we can get a first-order approximation of reactions to screen for any unanticipated side effects within the realm of known responses, and millions of mice and grad student hours will be saved from time-consuming preliminary experiments (presumably I can set my experiment running and come back in the morning to see in painstaking detail the possible progress of a ten-year exposure). But that won't actually tell you anything about the effect on poorly understood processes, which at present are still most of them.

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    14. Re:Valid science isn't the only yardstick. by Immerman · · Score: 1

      > which makes not helping the human a crime
      No, generally speaking the law makes a clear distinction between perpetrating a crime and failing to intervene in one. The alternative would mean prosecuting every witness who failed to intervene in a crime, and suddnely you would lack any witnesses at all (or if you're cynical would require that everyone give all their wealth above subsistence level to saving the lives of those dying of poverty, which the rich would never let become law)

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    15. Re:Valid science isn't the only yardstick. by Immerman · · Score: 1

      Well, chimps are roughly equivalent to a human child of four or five on pretty much every scale but vocalization and future potential so I'd say that's a pretty Faustian bargain. Be speciest all you want, just realize that you've given up all moral standing to complain should aliens ever arrive to harvest us for our delicious organ meats.

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    16. Re:Valid science isn't the only yardstick. by gd2shoe · · Score: 1

      Computer simulations are a good place to start... but we're still a long way from having simulations that give great predictions. In order to model something, you must fully understand it. We don't. Any simulation we run is based upon our limited understanding, and cannot lead to new knowledge. They can help us prevent mistakes that we could have foreseen instead of discovering them through testing, but they cannot confirm that a given hypothesis has a basis in fact.

      And you can't fMRI your way to predicting what a given experimental drug will do.

      (I'm not advocating for animal testing, I'm just giving a reasoned counterpoint to your post.)

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    17. Re:Valid science isn't the only yardstick. by lgw · · Score: 5, Informative

      No, that wasn't his claim. His claim is that nature is a world without moral consideration, and we're treating chimps no worse than nature does (and far better than chimps treat others - they're vicious hunters), in a way that produces real and measurable moral good as a consequence.
       

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    18. Re:Valid science isn't the only yardstick. by inasity_rules · · Score: 1

      Either you're a troll or a traitor to your own kind. But no matter if the latter, we can simply apply your own view to yourself - given the choice between saving your life and the life of any random human, we must not choose you. You are too ignorant of the subtle bonds that keep human beings in any semblance of order and progress as a species to be useful and therefore are completely expendable. Fortunately for you, you live in the western world, and even at your poorest you have had insane advantages over the poor here in Africa. Every one of them, whose life is worth far more than your own pathetic broken one. The sheer ignorance and stupidity that spouts this view is not worth saving. Best let it die. Or perhaps get a sense of proportion?

      Cheers.

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    19. Re:Valid science isn't the only yardstick. by C10H14N2 · · Score: 1

      And sapience is pretty much the only thing we can point to when trying to claim humans are "better" than other animals. Take away that yardstick and we may as well be experimenting directly on humans.

      Rather telling that the same vanity is used to both support and oppose the act in question...

    20. Re:Valid science isn't the only yardstick. by Will.Woodhull · · Score: 1

      Laws that encourage rethinking the research process are a good thing right now, as it is definitely the case that a lot of unnecessary and costly research is being done on animals when it could be done better using advanced technology. A key part of the problem is that too many of today's researchers are only trained in the techniques that were made elegant 100 years ago and naturally see the increasing use of newer technology as a threat to their way of life. It is much more than a threat to their livelihood: being able to work with the same animals for weeks or months or years while maintaining the necessary emotional distance ("clinical attitude") is an abnormal trait for human beings which at the very least limits the researcher's ability to actualize all of his potential. At worst, it provides him access to a pathological defense mechanism where he becomes capable of screwing the people around by adopting a clinical attitude toward them. These persons are not the ones most capable of properly shaping the future of research departments. External direction is going to be needed for a while.

      Perhaps just agitating for laws that guide research labs will be enough pressure to get things moving in an appropriate direction. But without some kind of external pressure, the necessary changes will not happen as fast as they could, and should. We would end up continuing to move into the 21st century while dragging along the baggage of 18th and 19th century research methods.

      No matter how you look at that, ethically, morally, or pragmatically, that is not good.

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    21. Re:Valid science isn't the only yardstick. by Joe+Tie. · · Score: 1

      Was this not an experiment?

      No, that'd be tossed out by any journal for having horrible methodology. None of those are experiments. An experiment isn't just seeing something happening and noting the results. You need tight controls that get rid of every possible unwanted variable that can be removed.

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    22. Re:Valid science isn't the only yardstick. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      100 thousand? In the last CENTURY? Are you that clueless?

      100,000 in 100 years is slightly incorrect, and you are a moron.

      Try 115,000,000 in ONE year.
      http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2008/aug/13/controversiesinscience.ethicsofscience

      If YOU were the innocent animal being tortured (clearly you are a sociopath and unable to comprehend the feelings of others) then you would soon change your mind about the validity of vivisection.

      But as a sociopath, you can't even imagine what another living being feels, so why bother trying to reason with you? Must be really hard pretending to be 'normal' around other human beings all the time.

    23. Re:Valid science isn't the only yardstick. by Bowling+Moses · · Score: 4, Interesting

      "A key part of the problem is that too many of today's researchers are only trained in the techniques that were made elegant 100 years ago and naturally see the increasing use of newer technology as a threat to their way of life."

      I do biological research for a living, and have done so for many years, in multiple different fields, in different universities and now in the biotech/pharma industry. No technique I use existed 100 years ago any more than any technique a programmer uses existed 100 years ago. The majority of biochemistry and molecular biology techniques that I use have their primitive origins in the 1960s-1990s, depending on what the technique is, and the overwhelming majority have been heavily modified, adapted, repurposed, and improved since their introduction. Far from being afraid of new technologies and new techniques biologists are absolutely driven to use them, find them, adapt them, and invent them. Who do you think comes up with new techniques, including computer simulations relevant to biological research? People who do biological research of course! There are whole research journals devoted to nothing but new techniques, every one of them invented by some variety of biologist! There are hundreds of biotechnology companies where biologists do little else besides come up with new techniques (yes, including computer simulations and programs) that they can then package and sell to other biologists. Pharmaceutical companies spend many millions of dollars testing new techniques--I've got several different projects assigned to me right now that are nothing but testing and adapting new technologies. A pharmaceutical company that is not constantly innovating goes bankrupt, and a biologist who doesn't innovate is an unemployed and starving biologist.

    24. Re:Valid science isn't the only yardstick. by Time_Ngler · · Score: 1

      I didn't look up the figure. I guess I was a bit too unconcerned for the fuzzy little animals... until they're on my plate I suppose... Anyway, I suggest a viewpoint, and you call me a moron and and a sociopath? And then you tell me that I'm impossible to reason with?

      Must be awesome being right all the time. Too bad all of us morons have to ruin it for you by opening our mouths without knowing the true and higher path *ahem*.

    25. Re:Valid science isn't the only yardstick. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When it's drooling bleeding-heart, (human) race-hating faggots like you ... damn-straight bitch! Like all lusrs take this ivory-fang / iron-boot in the face and shut-up.

    26. Re:Valid science isn't the only yardstick. by Phasma+Felis · · Score: 1

      Well, in that case, we ought to be allowed to experiment on humans against their will, surely. I mean, chimps are similar to us, but they're not identical, and those dissimilarities slow down human-applicable research. if vivisecting a few hundred screaming humans can advance lifesaving medical science, why, it would be selfish not to strap them down!

    27. Re:Valid science isn't the only yardstick. by Will.Woodhull · · Score: 1

      Good for you!

      Then these laws will not affect your research, or that of all the other biologists who have kept pace with technology, huh? They would probably only affect that small percentage of repetitious experimental work that is done by corporations seeking approval for new cosmetics, food additives, clothing treatments, and so on. What would that be? Only 90% of all the research that is being done today?

      According to USDA, there were 1.1 million animals used in research in 2010 (the latest year of data). However although it breaks out dogs, cats, hamsters, and guinea pigs separately, it excludes the most common lab animals: rats and mice. It most certainly under reports in other areas, since the data are acquired only on the research that the USDA has responsibility for. Research on testing the efficacy of a possible drug that might eventually go on sale is definitely included, but screening studies to exclude candidate drugs that prove to be toxic probably is not. I have seen estimates that the actual number of animals used in all research is 10 to 50 times what the USDA reports, but these are from anti-vivesection groups, etc, so they have even less authority than the USDA numbers.

      More significantly, the USDA numbers do not include animals that are involved in producing lab animals but are not directly used themselves. For instance when a strain of mice is developed for a specific trait, the young that do not exhibit that trait are destroyed, but that is not reflected in the USDA numbers. Cats, dogs, primates, and other subjects that are destroyed in developing techniques for implanting brain monitoring devices are not included.

      The numbers of lab technicians and interns who are taught to disengage and suppress their normal emotional involvement with the animals they are handling significant. That "clinical detachment" is definitely an aberration from a healthy human psyche, and for that reason alone the use of animals in research needs to be as limited as possible. There are significant numbers of students who do not complete their training/education but who do learn how to turn off the normal human empathetic response when it gets in their way: that ability is part of the basis of terrorism and the kinds of mass shootings we have seen lately. We really don't need any more persons trained in that kind of "clinical detachment"; we need to curtail the number of persons we are exposing to this kind of training.

      Are you and your colleagues actively involved in monitoring the use of laboratory animals? Can you provide more substantive data on how many are being used in the USA every year? If that is not the case, are you not a part of an ongoing problem?

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    28. Re:Valid science isn't the only yardstick. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That "clinical detachment" is definitely an aberration from a healthy human psyche, and for that reason alone the use of animals in research needs to be as limited as possible. There are significant numbers of students who do not complete their training/education but who do learn how to turn off the normal human empathetic response when it gets in their way: that ability is part of the basis of terrorism and the kinds of mass shootings we have seen lately. We really don't need any more persons trained in that kind of "clinical detachment"; we need to curtail the number of persons we are exposing to this kind of training.

      I'll let my fellow medical students on surgery rotation know they need to be curtailed, because I guess clinical detachment is really something we shouldn't be training in.

    29. Re:Valid science isn't the only yardstick. by Weedlekin · · Score: 2

      Some points: (1) All figures in the article are from organisations who are known for their exaggerated estimates (the article itself says that the figures are "inflated"); and (2) even if that were not the case, the 115,000 figure is for primates, the vast majority of which will have been monkeys that are specially bred for the purpose to ensure that they aren't carrying any diseases which could effect experimental results. Chimps are very rarely used as lab animals because they are slow breeders, and sexually mature chimps (without which they cannot be bred) require special enclosures and trained handlers, because pissed off adult chimps that get loose tend to rip peoples' faces off.

      It should also be noted that vivisection and animal research are not the same thing at all, although the organisations who produced the figures would like us to think that they are. Biologists, geneticists, gerontologists, congitive and behaviour specialist, and various other types of scientist publish a large body of research every year which based on animals, many (but far from all) of which are in labs, but the very nature of the research precludes harming the subjects, either physically or psychologically. Given the history of the sources, I doubt that they even tried to filter out these types of research from their figures.

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    30. Re:Valid science isn't the only yardstick. by Will.Woodhull · · Score: 1

      If this is medical school is in the USA, you and your fellow students are undergoing a very thorough indoctrination in the appropriate use of clinical detachment. Those who cannot handle that skill set rarely finish the course.

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    31. Re:Valid science isn't the only yardstick. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your point is who cares about chimps if it saves humans. Looks to me like he understood it just fine. What benefit do Chimps get from this research? And don't say they get a better life than nature gives them. If you really believe that, you are terribly naive. It's all cost to the Chimps, and all benefit to humans. Exactly jythie's point. It's easy to say such research is 'moral' when there is no cost to you.

    32. Re:Valid science isn't the only yardstick. by Time_Ngler · · Score: 1

      When a hunter eats its prey, what benefit does the prey have? You may question the morality of the experiments, but the point is in nature, one side benefits and one side does not. It's equal from a morality perspective, except that in one case, the winning side gains a meal, which is temporary, and the other we gain knowledge which is permanent.

  11. Chimpa can be easily replaced by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why use chimps when politicians are so plentiful? As a side benefit, politicians may be biologically closer to humans thus lab resluls may be more applicable.

  12. I wonder what... by Skiron · · Score: 1

    ... Ham would say about all this.

  13. Why, because I have a different opinion than you? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously, fuck off back to your limited view of the world and inability to respect that other people have differing opinions. But no, YOU have the answer because YOU have the ability to make the "tough decisions."

    oooh, 666 in your nick, you a real badman tough guy.

  14. Vivisection has no purpose or place in society. by JustNiz · · Score: 1

    The correlation to humans of results obtained from vivisection on any animals (including chimps) has always been questionable at best.

    The reasons vivisection is still conducted comes down to 3 points:

    1) Inflicting suffering on animals is unfortunately relatively cheap compared to more humane methods, even though the humane methods can produce better results.

    2) Nearly all scientists that already perform vivisection simply don't want to adapt from the techniques they already are most familiar with, regardless of the consequent elimination of animal suffering.

    3) The legislation covering the release of new products basically assumes vivisection and isn't sufficiently flexible to encourage or even accommodate alternative methods.

    http://www.twainquotes.com/Vivisection.html

    1. Re:Vivisection has no purpose or place in society. by Trepidity · · Score: 1

      For better or worse, this proposed rule isn't really targeting the use of animals in research generally, only chimpanzees specifically. While some former uses of chimpanzees are being replaced by non-animal models (e.g. computational simulations), the most common replacements are other animals. In particular, genetically modified mice, which can now be modified to better mimic various kinds of human in vivo conditions, are used for a lot of things that other animals would've once been used for.

    2. Re:Vivisection has no purpose or place in society. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And for better or for worse, we have to admit that there is a certain dark "fun" in vivisection. Experiementing on live subjects can provide a "kick". Not saying that this always a good thing, but it is a natural fact of the psychological side of our human nature.

    3. Re:Vivisection has no purpose or place in society. by JustNiz · · Score: 1

      Yes, I agree, we need anti-vivisection legislation for all animals, not just chimps.
      Its a shame that even the government is shallow enough to only be concerned about "cute" animals or ones that most physically resemble humans.

  15. Mixed Morality by tuppe666 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Also the moral price of that science. The discussion is about chimps instead of rabbits because the evidence all points to chimps being almost as sapient as us, the rabbits... not so much

    Chimps are not human...or even nearly human(sentient?). They are perhaps genetically closer to us which means they are better to test on than rabbits. Personally I would like a ban on testing fluffy rabbits...and more testing on chimps, as it seems less wasteful.

    Ironically we already do trials on humans, even in progressive countries, which are done by those who have no other means of income, and with no understanding of the risks involved. I actually think that is morally wrong.

    1. Re:Mixed Morality by Randle_Revar · · Score: 2

      No, they *are* nearly human, that is the point. And they are sentient, sapient, and self-aware

    2. Re:Mixed Morality by Immerman · · Score: 1

      Look at the research. All evidence points to chimps being every bit as sentient (feeling, percieving, conscious, capable of experienceing subjective reality) as we are, and in almost exactly the same manner - their response to physical and social stimulus parallels ours almost perfectly. They are generally accepted as less sapient (inteligent, wise, capable of abstract thought) than us, but the difference is not as wide as you might think - roughly comparable to a 4 to 5-year old human child IIRC.

      As for human trials, I absolutely agree that the subjects should be fully informed of the risks (actual understanding, not just handed a flier full of medical jargon), but after that why not? If they feel the risks are lower than the risks of not getting the money, who are we to say otherwise? In many (most?) cases the risks will still be lower than working as a garbage man (the riskiest profession in the country, with the possible exception of inner-city drug dealer).

      Oh, and assuming you weren't just being a smart-ass how do you figure chimps experimentation is more efficient than rabbits? Put two rabbits in a cage and pull out as many as you need on demand. Granted the results won't always translate directly humans, but most of the time they will be pretty close, especially for acute exposure experiments.

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    3. Re:Mixed Morality by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 2

      They are generally accepted as less sapient (inteligent, wise, capable of abstract thought) than us, but the difference is not as wide as you might think - roughly comparable to a 4 to 5-year old human child IIRC.

      4 and 5 years old kids can talk, read, write and paint recognizable objects. Chimps cannot. They may be smart but they are not at the same level as even a 4-5 year old child.

    4. Re:Mixed Morality by Immerman · · Score: 1

      Correction, they lack fine motor control and vocal apparatus capable of producing speech. Teach them sign language and provide incentive to learn it comparable to speech for a human child and (IIRC) they actually learn even faster than humans for the first few years of their life and then plateau off. We seem to have a lot of neural wiring specifically geared for speech - the ability to communicate complex thoughts is probably the single largest advantage we have over other apes, it allows for collaborative planning and the ability to keep knowledge alive between generations even when nobody is actively using it (one of the roles of storytelling). Certainly if we take the single area where we have a clear advatage and call it the only important one then we win hands down. It's not terribly intellectually honest though. For non-verbal intelligence such as various problem solving skills apes fair much better.

      As for representative art, has anyone done experiments in which they really tried to teach apes to draw? Say having human "ringers" draw a picture of a banana and be able to trade it for a banana, etc - using art for communication? Might be interesting. At any rate I would not be at all surprised if an inclination to representative art is actually side-effect of evolving complex communication. Even children whose vocabularies are still quite limited are already developing the neural structures that will allow them to build a sophisticated symbolic model of the universe (aka language). Given the apparent massively interlinked operation of the brain it seems not unreasonable to expect that such structures could have a significant impact on aesthetic preferences. Not to mention the social pressure - what's the first thing most people say to a child who is showing off an apparently abstract picture? "That's pretty, what is it?" If it's non-representative you can see the confusion and uncertainty flood into their eyes as they try to formulate an adequate response, whereas being able to say "it's a horse" instead gets them praise, especially if it sort of looks like a horse.

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    5. Re:Mixed Morality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, they *are* nearly human, that is the point. And they are sentient, sapient, and self-aware

      Nearly human is an entirely relative statement. Yes, they are very similar to us in many ways, but they're not as close to us as many bleeding hearts would have you think.

    6. Re: Mixed Morality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      there's a video on YouTube of an elephant painting pictures, if an elephant can learn to paint, I would bet a chimp could to

    7. Re:Mixed Morality by Randle_Revar · · Score: 1

      In truth, nearness to humans is irrelevant. They are sapient, and self-aware. That is enough.

  16. We should use people. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are 7 BILLION of poor people on this planet with 150 MILLION more per year being popped out annually.

    Why not pay some of these folks to be experimental subjects?

    Isn't that what the poor is for? Exploitation?

    I mean, if those people had anything of value to give or produce, they'd be wealthy.

    Simple economics.

    And I have a solution for them - something of value they DO have - their bodies.

    Free Market Economy! The savior of endangered species!

    1. Re:We should use people. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "We" already do use people. We pay them, not very well. I'm all for it, if it is voluntary.

      Who am I to tell people what they can and can't do with their bodies?

  17. Killing Politicians by tuppe666 · · Score: 2

    Replace chimp with politician and see how fast things change.

    The average intelligence of the government would double?

    I have included the parent quote as I am astonished at the stupidity. I suspect everyone were is of the opinion that the problem with politicians is that whatever the politics, they are generally greedy and self serving...and they are (generally...ignoring political families) defiantly not stupid.

    Ironically this is about *testing* Corporations would love nothing more than to do less...as its expensive and delays product to markets, and would love an excuse to skip killing chips...and then just pay of a few underprivileged people who have temporary permeate physical and mental damage and death.

    This is about politicians protecting us with unpopular choices...until now.

    1. Re:Killing Politicians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It's a joke. You're supposed to laugh, not point out why it'd never work in real life.

    2. Re:Killing Politicians by jythie · · Score: 1

      eh, the belief that politicians are stupid is really important to many people. People often have trouble with the idea of intelligent people doing something different from what they would do and view it as a zero sum, that there is one right answer and either the politician is stupid, or they are. The whole 'conflicting goals' thing really does not factor in to some people's world views.

    3. Re:Killing Politicians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      So it's malice? You're arguing for killing just about every last politician the way I see it.

    4. Re:Killing Politicians by lxs · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I have trouble finding the downside to that scenario.

    5. Re:Killing Politicians by Will.Woodhull · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm having trouble following the mostly hidden logic behind parent post. It seems to address two distinctly different issues.

      With regard to politicians, they are most definitely a self-selected group of persons who are willing, and successful, at advancing their personal agendas by portraying themselves as champions of this or that group. The average amount of lying, fraud, deceit, and associated crimes of politicians is naturally going to be much higher than the average for the general population. Culling politicians would therefore improve the species. It is not about how stupid they are; it is about how their moral compass is all twisted up. So, since effective ostracism (an acceptable form of culling introduced by the Greeks) will not be possible until we have established a lunar colony, using politicians as primates in various experiments should be on the table. (There might be better solutions, but this one is worthy of considering).

      WRT using chimps in testing, that is now so bogus. The automobile has replaced the horse and buggy and freed horses for their rightful place as pampered pets (there are now more horses in the USA than there were in 1899-- hoowoodathunkit?) The MRI and computer simulations are now replacing the old fashioned use of chimps in the laboratory. There is no question that sooner or later the nasty old ways of doing biological research are going to become history, just like the horse and buggy, replaced by technology that can do the job faster, better, and without exploiting some other species. The only question is when do we pass the laws that will force today's buggy whip manufacturers to find some better source of employment?

      This will cause a shake-up in the research and development industry, as the employment opportunities of persons who have spent their careers developing skills in carving up the brains of primates will be out of work and unemployable. Along with a host of other specialists in supporting roles. A lot of these people are quite likely incapable of finding other work. It requires a certain kind of blockage of normal human empathy to slice and dice a chimpanzee, and without that a lot of job opportunities will be closed to these individuals with their self-inflicted damage to their psyches.

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    6. Re:Killing Politicians by buybuydandavis · · Score: 1

      Conflicting goals means the guy who disagrees with you is evil?

    7. Re:Killing Politicians by slick7 · · Score: 1

      Conflicting goals means the guy who disagrees with you is evil?

      The cost of bribing a politician is very expensive and bribing a chimp, one banana. Priceless.

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    8. Re:Killing Politicians by quantaman · · Score: 1

      WRT using chimps in testing, that is now so bogus. The automobile has replaced the horse and buggy and freed horses for their rightful place as pampered pets (there are now more horses in the USA than there were in 1899-- hoowoodathunkit?) The MRI and computer simulations are now replacing the old fashioned use of chimps in the laboratory. There is no question that sooner or later the nasty old ways of doing biological research are going to become history, just like the horse and buggy, replaced by technology that can do the job faster, better, and without exploiting some other species. The only question is when do we pass the laws that will force today's buggy whip manufacturers to find some better source of employment?

      This will cause a shake-up in the research and development industry, as the employment opportunities of persons who have spent their careers developing skills in carving up the brains of primates will be out of work and unemployable. Along with a host of other specialists in supporting roles. A lot of these people are quite likely incapable of finding other work. It requires a certain kind of blockage of normal human empathy to slice and dice a chimpanzee, and without that a lot of job opportunities will be closed to these individuals with their self-inflicted damage to their psyches.

      I don't know much about the people doing research on chimps (though found it fascinating that you couldn't resist essentially calling them sociopaths) but I do a little computational neuroscience. MRI has some serious limitations, and our simulations aren't anywhere close to replacing the need for live subjects and they probably won't be until we're post-singularity.

      If you want to argue that the science isn't worth the cost then make that argument, but don't claim the same science can be done without the cost.

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    9. Re:Killing Politicians by Will.Woodhull · · Score: 1

      Actually I'm trolling. I'm trying to get some members of the biologic research community to do a little self-examination. I don't know much about the subject, but here is what I do know (now that I have been pushed into articulating it):

      1. We are doing more biological research with what are basically 19th century approaches involving the death, pain, and mutilation of animals than we need to be doing. We do not know how much more (which is covered in greater detail in point 3)

      2. To do this, we are training grad students, lab techs, and sometimes undergrads who need a biology credit in the intensive use of the ego defense mechanisms of "clinical objectivity" or "clinical detachment." Which is also the conscious suppression of normal human empathy. There is little to no screening done beforehand to determine if these persons have the emotional maturity and self-insight to limit the use of these mechanisms to the biology lab. There is no follow-up of these individuals; not even the ones who are given their walking papers because they are too unbalanced to do the work properly. Yet the clinical detachment that is needed to handle lab animals creates serious problems when it is used inappropriately in relationships, with children, in an office setting, among colleagues, etc.

      3. No one in the biology research field is even seeing this as a problem. Despite the mass murders of the last few years, where the mechanisms of "clinical detachment" are taken to the pathological extreme. There is no discussion of whether it is time to start limiting training in these techniques, no discussion about how to reduce the number of individuals affected, there is not even an attempt to determine the scope of the problem. The closest is the USDA figures on the number of selected lab animals in active use in the USA: that is 1.3 million. But it excludes rats and mice and animals being bred for scientific use but not yet put to that use. The number of lab animals that lab techs and grad students are exposed to in this country has been estimated at between 10 and 50 million. But even with the 1.3 million figure, that is a large pool of persons being trained in the skills of clinical objectivity (with nothing being done to assure that they are capable of appropriately using those skills, or prevented from maybe obtaining a fully automatic rifle if they are not capable of policing their own psyches).

      What seems to be necessary is to push the individuals in the biology research community into confronting the absurdity of their rationales and deliberate blindnesses, and get them looking for ways to move the research animal labs out of the 19th century and into the 21st century. Agitating for laws that would enforce limits upon the research communities seems to be necessary, just to get their attention.

      Whether such laws are needed is a topic that is open for discussion. That the research community must be pushed into doing a scientific study on the effects of its practices on the psyches of its minions is definitely necessary.

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    10. Re:Killing Politicians by quantaman · · Score: 1

      Actually I'm trolling. I'm trying to get some members of the biologic research community to do a little self-examination. I don't know much about the subject, but here is what I do know (now that I have been pushed into articulating it):

      1. We are doing more biological research with what are basically 19th century approaches involving the death, pain, and mutilation of animals than we need to be doing. We do not know how much more (which is covered in greater detail in point 3)

      I'd really like you to back up that "19th century approaches" claim.

      2. To do this, we are training grad students, lab techs, and sometimes undergrads who need a biology credit in the intensive use of the ego defense mechanisms of "clinical objectivity" or "clinical detachment." Which is also the conscious suppression of normal human empathy. There is little to no screening done beforehand to determine if these persons have the emotional maturity and self-insight to limit the use of these mechanisms to the biology lab. There is no follow-up of these individuals; not even the ones who are given their walking papers because they are too unbalanced to do the work properly. Yet the clinical detachment that is needed to handle lab animals creates serious problems when it is used inappropriately in relationships, with children, in an office setting, among colleagues, etc.

      You obviously shouldn't get emotionally attached to lab animals for a variety of reasons (not all bad ones). But people are good at compartmentalizing. As for your accusations about clinical detachment do you have any evidence for these claims?

      3. No one in the biology research field is even seeing this as a problem. Despite the mass murders of the last few years, where the mechanisms of "clinical detachment" are taken to the pathological extreme. There is no discussion of whether it is time to start limiting training in these techniques, no discussion about how to reduce the number of individuals affected, there is not even an attempt to determine the scope of the problem. The closest is the USDA figures on the number of selected lab animals in active use in the USA: that is 1.3 million. But it excludes rats and mice and animals being bred for scientific use but not yet put to that use. The number of lab animals that lab techs and grad students are exposed to in this country has been estimated at between 10 and 50 million. But even with the 1.3 million figure, that is a large pool of persons being trained in the skills of clinical objectivity (with nothing being done to assure that they are capable of appropriately using those skills, or prevented from maybe obtaining a fully automatic rifle if they are not capable of policing their own psyches).

      What seems to be necessary is to push the individuals in the biology research community into confronting the absurdity of their rationales and deliberate blindnesses, and get them looking for ways to move the research animal labs out of the 19th century and into the 21st century. Agitating for laws that would enforce limits upon the research communities seems to be necessary, just to get their attention.

      Whether such laws are needed is a topic that is open for discussion. That the research community must be pushed into doing a scientific study on the effects of its practices on the psyches of its minions is definitely necessary.

      Again all you've done is speculate, you've shown absolutely no evidence for psychological damage among researchers, you haven't even found an anecdote of some spree shooter being a biologist. People can eat meat without being sociopaths, they can look at cows in a field without being sociopaths, why are you assuming they can't deal with lab animals and avoid emotional attachment without incurring a mental illness?

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  18. I didn't read the summary by noh8rz10 · · Score: 1

    i don't see why we would want to hold back chimp scientists from doing their research?

  19. hmmm by slashmydots · · Score: 1

    I think chimps should be able to research any field of science they want. Just because some congressman went and saw Planet of the Apes doesn't mean that we should restrict them in such a way.

  20. Re:Who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, the end justifies the means. I like your style.

  21. Human Fetuses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, leave chimps alone. Stick with unborn human fetuses. That's morally acceptable for the lot of you.

    1. Re: Human Fetuses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's one by me. Chimps are cognitive and they know what we are doing to them.

      Fetuses don't have the ability to think.

  22. Re:Why, because I have a different opinion than yo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Learn what site you're on.

    sudo chmod 660 for you :P

  23. Ambiguous title... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do they restrict research on chimps or by chimps?

  24. "benefit the survival of the species" by wisnoskij · · Score: 1

    Which species?

    And that is a strange phrase. I cannot think of any research that helps the survival of either Humans or Chimps.

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    1. Re:"benefit the survival of the species" by Randle_Revar · · Score: 1

      >I cannot think of any research that helps the survival of either Humans or Chimps.

      Uh...

    2. Re:"benefit the survival of the species" by tftp · · Score: 1

      I cannot think of any research that helps the survival of either Humans or Chimps.

      Sorry to hear that. Perhaps an example will help:

      "This here vial contains a drug that is effective in treatment of diabetes, and is harmless. True or false?"

    3. Re:"benefit the survival of the species" by wisnoskij · · Score: 1

      "Survival of the Human species" means something very specific. It does not mean happiness, it does not mean quality of life, it does not mean saving lives.
      In fact saving the weak necessarily hurts the survivability of the species.

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    4. Re:"benefit the survival of the species" by tftp · · Score: 1

      "Survival of the Human species" [...] does not mean saving lives.

      It can be easily shown that survival of the species does mean saving lives. That's just by definition of the word "survival."

      It can be also shown that survival of one human may lead to survival of the whole civilization. Just as an example, if the inventor of the warp drive dies young, before inventing the thing, the Borg can assimilate the Earth before another inventor shows up. The civilization is facing many challenges today. Would we better off if Steven Hawking died young? Will his work lead to construction of hyperspace drive 20 years later?

      While you are correct that creature comforts usually do not contribute to survival, we do not know what does or does not make a difference in the future. We can know that only looking back. All we can do is to do the best we can at every moment in time.

    5. Re:"benefit the survival of the species" by wisnoskij · · Score: 1

      You are just being illogical.

      That is like saying you help the survival of a single human by preventing paper cuts. Not to mention that our species is only here because of death and genocide on a massive scale. Natural Section only creates and maintains species with massive death; And without it any and all species would eventually become unviable.

      "Would we better off if Steven Hawking died young? Will his work lead to construction of hyperspace drive 20 years later?" Then what about the guy who invented the Atom bomb, that potentially destroy the species at any time (even if it is far less likely to happen now than it was 30 years ago). Or some scientist who creates some super virus.
      Add to this that the idea of an actually usable hyperspace drive is dubious, as well as the possibility of colonizing space.
      But sure, if interstellar travel was possible and it almost certainly would help the survivability of the species. But needing any one individual for this is a misconception. Inventions come along when previous incremental and obviously discoveries make the invention obvious, not because the one man who could possibly invent it lives long enough to get a blinding flash of genius.

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    6. Re:"benefit the survival of the species" by Weedlekin · · Score: 1

      It can be easily shown that survival of the species does mean saving lives. That's just by definition of the word "survival."

      Survival of a species means survival of genes, not individuals. Individual survival can be detrimental to species survival if the number of individuals becomes too large for its environment to support, in which case the species as a whole can become extinct.

      Note also that civilization is new in both human and evolutionary terms (around 10,000 years old), so the jury is still out on whether it turns out to be something that helps with our long term species survival, or ends up being something whose short-term benefits were achieved at the cost of the species as a whole.

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    7. Re:"benefit the survival of the species" by quantaman · · Score: 1

      Which species?

      And that is a strange phrase. I cannot think of any research that helps the survival of either Humans or Chimps.

      My reading is that most of the research on chimps is either some kind of basic research or direct efforts to improve human health. This is the research this rule would eliminate.

      But if some disease starts wiping out wild chimpanzee populations the researchers are still allowed to experiment on them to save other chimps.

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  25. Why Not Just Use Humans? by morari · · Score: 1

    They're vastly overpopulated, and a much closer genetic match to our own species.

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  26. Stupid Politicians by gd2shoe · · Score: 1

    There are two ways to measure stupidity of ones decisions. The first is to disagree with ones actions. This can be a legitimate measure if the judging party has sufficient knowledge and experience. You're right in saying that most of our media and the general public really don't qualify to do so (unfortunately). The second is to disagree with the outcome. Based on outcome, I'd say the US government is psychotic. This either means that the legislative bodies as a whole are morons, or that they are too corrupt individually and too unwieldy as a group, or it means that the key leaders are idiots.

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  27. Use Politicians by ATestR · · Score: 1

    Instead of using Chimps in the drug testing, let's use Politicians. That way we can be sure that no potentially intelligent life forms are being abused.

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  28. unintended consequences by buybuydandavis · · Score: 1

    What this likely does is increase the cost of owning *any* chimp, for *any* purpose, including conservation, in the US. And decrease the benefit.

    Most will be sold off abroad where the laws aren't so stringent. The conservationist sympathizers will feel all warm and fuzzy about themselves, because all the chimps *they see* will be "retired", but most of the chimps affected end up with worse lives.

  29. A Tangent by Firethorn · · Score: 2

    Your post reminded me about how Rhinos are endangered due to the black market value of their horn, the sale of which was made completely illegal in order to protect them...

    There's numerous people who argue that if you legalized the sale of non-lethally harvested horns* from ranched Rhinos, their endangered status would go away because the black market would essentially be no more.

    *Rhino horn is essentially fused hair; it grows back!

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  30. Re:All apes should be off limits, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I truly believe that if an alien civilization were to come to Earth in order to study life here, that they would come to different conclusions than you. You tacitly assume that blacks and whites are the same species. What makes you so sure that this is correct, or that this assumption is objective in any way? You're post is tainted by cultural bias that has nothing to do with objetive taxonmy. Don't be so sure that an alien scientific community would harbor your cultural assumptions.

    There is a strong argument to be made that blacks and whites are not of ths same species, related perhaps, but the same? Not likely when evaluated from a position free of cultural bias. Indeed, even within our accecepted system of taxonomy, there are species of birds that are considered distinct even though these species are actually closer to each other in acestory than blacks and whites.

  31. you don't know what you're talking about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Your understanding of science and biology seems to be stuck some time in the 19th century, and your terminology is intended to tie legitimate research to Nazi methods, which involved cutting people open without anesthesia.

    Researchers go out of their way to treat chimps as well as possible and keep them comfortable, not just because they actually tend to get attached to the animals, but also because chimps are expensive and because discomfort destroys research results. There is no legislation requiring "vivisection" of chimps, there is no legitimate research meeting the definition of "vivisection" being performed on chimps in the US. When chimps undergo surgery, it's done with great care under anesthesia.

    The situation is different for small mammals like mice and rats, in that they are deliberately hurt while conscious for certain kinds of research. But that seems no different from the kind of suffering we inflict on the same species through traps and poisons. And it pales in comparison to the pain and suffering that is inflicted on food animals, and in particular food animals killed according to some religious rituals.

    1. Re:you don't know what you're talking about by JustNiz · · Score: 1

      Really? trying to stop pain and suffering is an outdated concept that belongs in the 19th century? Wow. I think it is you that has the screwed up understanding (and morality), not me.

      And FYI the term "vivisection" is the correct one. I'm sorry your limited/culturally biassed (lack of) education associates it only with Nazis.

    2. Re:you don't know what you're talking about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really? trying to stop pain and suffering is an outdated concept that belongs in the 19th century?

      Did I say that? No. What I said is that your post is misleading and deceptive, because you respond to a story about chimp research with accusations of animal product testing and vivisection.

      And FYI the term "vivisection" is the correct one.

      If that's the "correct term", then half the people in this country are "vivisected" every year by their doctor. You are using such an outdated, imprecise, and emotionally charged term to obfuscate and inflame the discussion.

      Wow. I think it is you that has the screwed up understanding (and morality), not me.

      You deceive and mislead people in order to appear to be taking the moral high ground. There is only one conclusion: you are incapable of understanding morality; you are a psychopath.

  32. Two-sided coin by Dcnjoe60 · · Score: 1

    While I am not in favor of harming animals for the sake of harming them. This statute if it goes into effect is a two sided coin. Many of the treatments that we have for human beings were first perfected on animals. Those same treatments also benefit animals. Right now, people, right or wrong, spend millions of dollars on various treatments for their pets that are basically the results of animal testing on the way to perfecting treatments for humans. If you take away that research avenue, then where will the future animal research money come from?

    So yes, we will protect the chimps and what ever other animals get included, but when your cat has feline lukemia or your dog needs some type of surgery to repair something, without the research first going from animal to human, it is unlikely that those skills and techniques are going to flow backwards.

    Just a thought.

  33. Evolution of the Group by Sqreater · · Score: 1

    History is a constant expansion of the group definition in size and abstraction. It seems to satisfy some innate group definition and protection part of the evolved human motivation array.

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    1. Re:Evolution of the Group by Sqreater · · Score: 1

      I feel that in less than 100 years animals, especially the apes, will have representatives in the legislatures of the developed world who will have voiting rights on behalf of their animal constituents.

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  34. Bureaucracy comes at a cost by aestrivex · · Score: 1

    Good for you!

    Then these laws will not affect your research, or that of all the other biologists who have kept pace with technology, huh? They would probably only affect that small percentage of repetitious experimental work that is done by corporations seeking approval for new cosmetics, food additives, clothing treatments, and so on.

    There is a cost associated with regulation. Let us say that there is a group of scientists doing work to detect the biological basis of cancer that does not harm the chimpanzees in any way. They now have to go through the additional steps of getting permits for the most trivial of tasks -- such as transporting the animals from one lab to another. This is not necessary regulation, and it is associated with a small cost that will directly (though in small magnitude) diminish the effectiveness of the science.

    As such, the above claim is NOT true.

    I am not sure to what extent this particular rule would affect animal research in my field, neuroscience. Typically, the monkeys that we work with are not chimpanzees but rhesus monkeys, so it isn't likely to have a big impact directly. But that said, my experience has taught me that people insisting for more human treatment of animals in the laboratory are rarely scientists who understand what work is necessary. Maybe this would not be true in big pharma (where I have never worked), but my experience is that the rules mostly serve as a hindrance to legitimate science, where approval to do the most basic of things generally gets granted but toils on for weeks or months.