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Snowden: NSA Spying On EU Diplomats and Administrators

An anonymous reader writes "According to a report dated 2010 recently provided by [former NSA contractor Edward] Snowden to the German news magazine 'Der Spiegel', the NSA has systematically been spying on institutions of the EU in Washington DC, New York, and Brussels. Methods of spying include bugging, phone taps, and network intrusions and surveillance according to the documents." All part of a grand tradition.

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  1. Re:For the sake of saving time, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Here you go:

  2. Re: For the sake of saving time, by AK+Marc · · Score: 2, Funny

    You mean other than God and Santa?

    He fucking sees little children while they are sleeping. All of them. Every night. The original surveillance society indoctrination.

  3. Re:For the sake of saving time, by Cryacin · · Score: 4, Funny

    You seem to have redacted the Kardashians. No-one of intelligence cares what they have to say.

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    Science advances one funeral at a time- Max Planck
  4. Re:For the sake of saving time, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Actually, the NSA thought about recording all the Kardashians' conversations. Then if the secret police ever needed to "break" a prisoner, they could just make them listen to the recordings.

    However, the idea was rejected, because even the US government wasn't willing to go that far.

  5. Re:For the sake of saving time, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Dear Sir,

    Your slavish devotion to the United States government has been duly noted.

    For your obedient behavior, you have been awarded one (1) hour of vacation from your wage slavery, to be taken at any time during the next year. It is suggested, if you wish to earn further such credits, that you use this hour to engage in government-approved speech or other nonsubversive activities.

  6. Terrorists by Frankie70 · · Score: 3, Funny

    They are just keeping the EU safe from terrorists

  7. Re:For the sake of saving time, by geekmux · · Score: 4, Funny

    Actually, the NSA thought about recording all the Kardashians' conversations. Then if the secret police ever needed to "break" a prisoner, they could just make them listen to the recordings.

    However, the idea was rejected, because even the US government wasn't willing to go that far.

    The idea was rejected?

    Well, we do have standards for torture for anyone with an IQ over 70, so makes sense I guess.

    Also explains why they are still relevant in any way.

  8. Re:For the sake of saving time, by Hognoxious · · Score: 5, Funny

    they don't need to record the conversations, they could just play the shows.

    That'd probably involve an additional licensing fee, as it's not home/domestic use.

    I mean we wouldn't want the government breaking laws, would we?

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    Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
  9. Good luck with that by Hentes · · Score: 3, Funny

    We made our bureaucracy so vast it's impossible on spy on all of it.

  10. Re:Russia? by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 3, Funny

    Or just putting a bullet in him.

    [somewhere in Laos] knock, knock, knock... Pizza man!