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DHS Chief Janet Napolitano Resigns

schwit1 writes with news that the U.S. Secretary of Homeland Security, Janet Napolitano, has resigned her post. Napolitano entered the office at the beginning of President Obama's first term, and she was only the third person to hold the position since it was created in response to the September 11th attacks. In a statement, she said the Department of Homeland Security "has improved the safety of travelers; implemented smart steps that make our immigration system more fair and focused while deploying record resources to protect our nation's borders; worked with states to build resiliency and make our nation's emergency and disaster response capabilities more robust; and partnered with the private sector to improve our cybersecurity." Napolitano will be taking over the presidency of the University of California's 10-campus education system. "UC officials believe that her Cabinet experiences –- which include helping to lead responses to hurricanes and tornadoes and overseeing some anti-terrorism measures — will help UC administer its federal energy and nuclear weapons labs and aid its federally funded research in medicine and other areas."

192 comments

  1. University of Califonia? Oh, they'll love her. by Picass0 · · Score: 5, Funny

    "They said 'California is the place you outta be' so she loaded up he spooks and she moved to Beverly..."

  2. And not much changes... by robinsonne · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'd say "good riddance!", but I'm fully confident that the administration will find some crony just as eager to continue our security theater.

    1. Re:And not much changes... by brian1078 · · Score: 1

      I'd say "good riddance!",

      So would I. But now she's my new boss. Great.

    2. Re:And not much changes... by Feyshtey · · Score: 2

      You took the words right out of my mouth. For a fraction of a second I felt like celebrating. But I have no doubt that this administration is capable of finding a replacement that's worse.

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    3. Re:And not much changes... by Penguinisto · · Score: 2

      Fun question: What did UC get in the exchange? We know what the quid is, but what's the quo?

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    4. Re:And not much changes... by CanHasDIY · · Score: 2

      Venereal disease.

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    5. Re:And not much changes... by mariox19 · · Score: 1

      My money is on Ray Kelly.

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  3. dont let the door hit you in the ass by ganjadude · · Score: 0

    on your way out!. actually, yeah, let it

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  4. high priced lobbyiest...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    to make sure the cash keep flowing........

  5. Immigration? by FriendlyLurker · · Score: 4, Informative

    Its going fantastically after $100 BILLION/10 years spent. Well done results are fantastic. See immigration reform = surveillance reform as military tactics move inland from US borders

    1. Re:Immigration? by FriendlyLurker · · Score: 2

      How can this be modded off-topic: DHS is all about immigration control. The story even says "make our immigration system more fair and focused while deploying record resources to protect our nation's borders;". 100 Billion certainly sounds like "record resources", but the real story certainly does not sound like it is more fair.

    2. Re:Immigration? by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 2

      How can this be modded off-topic

      A troop of macaques on LSD got access to an account with mod points. It happens, just wipe the poop off and move on.

    3. Re:Immigration? by HangingChad · · Score: 1

      as military tactics move inland from US borders

      So you're saying highly armed SWAT teams with tanks driving around on city streets, breaking down doors in residential homes and slaughtering house pets doesn't make you feel safer?

      Land of the free, baby! At least for very small values of free.

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  6. I speak for all of us when I say by Gothmolly · · Score: 4, Insightful

    GFY Janet, you fascist, power-grabbing hooligan.

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    1. Re:I speak for all of us when I say by AHuxley · · Score: 2

      On the fascist timeline we have reach ~1934. No more simple Blueshirts.
      Welcome our new political police and security services that will ensure the internet stays packet pure with every more vigilant "network hygiene"

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    2. Re:I speak for all of us when I say by DeathToBill · · Score: 1

      A bit over the top, no? The night of the long knives was in 1934 - I don't think we're up to mass murder of political opponents yet.

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    3. Re:I speak for all of us when I say by jasper160 · · Score: 1

      No we force feed them and hold them without trail.

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    4. Re:I speak for all of us when I say by AHuxley · · Score: 2

      We seem to be moving to a merger of corporate and government security.
      The private sector seems to be in the news wrt cybersecurity in the past few days.
      A new view on cyber offense http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/?p=110420-ga
      Terms like network hygiene http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2013/jun/28/us-army-blocks-guardian-website-access.
      The internet seems to be taking on a whole new role wrt to security from the desktop to corporate to the role of media.
      The fun of "citation needed" to many of the bigger questions around private contractors just to 'look after' as in http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Room_641A seem to have become more clear to many people.
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tempora

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    5. Re:I speak for all of us when I say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh.

      "GFY" does NOT mean "Good For You" - does it....

    6. Re:I speak for all of us when I say by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 1

      Which political opponents are being held without trial? Hint: those held at Guantanamo (a shameful thing) are not political opponents.

    7. Re:I speak for all of us when I say by bjdevil66 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      With her resigning her post, this day is a great day for the entire country.

      While governor of my home state (Arizona), she was a friend of big government and an enemy of libertarian views. She ran up the Arizona state budget by billions, starting new and costly programs, with no long-term plans on how to pay for them in leaner times. She also pushed hard for planting the roots of a surveillance state, led by state-wide photo radar on state highways.

      Then in 2008, seeing the writing on the wall - she was term-limited and couldn't run again, the state's economy/budget was about to tank as the first signs of the housing collapse were appearing - she sucked up HARD to Barack Obama on the 2008 campaign trail and grabbed the first government post thrown her way as payment.

      Many of us here in Arizona cheered when she left, but quietly shuddered when we realized what position she'd taken, knowing her views. IMO, we're lucky we've only had to deal with naked body scanners and that enough people pushed back against her, "to hell with privacy - we need to keep these idiots safe," mentality to keep her in check. Maybe we're also lucky she was generally incompetent and became more of a DC bureaucrat that became too politically paralyzed to push for her grand views of what she would've really wanted to implement?

      And you've gotta wonder what changes she could possibly bring to a university system. She was part of a sprawling bureaucracy in DC - I guess the UC system wants a bigger bureaucracy? Maybe they just want to capitalize on her connections in DC to get federal funds (making her a de facto lobbyist)?

      On the future DHS replacement - here's to hoping the president doesn't pick another bureaucrat. Maybe the president will live up to some of his campaign promises now on openness in government when picking her successor? Realistically, I'm pretty sure it won't be a Ron Paul type...

    8. Re:I speak for all of us when I say by bjdevil66 · · Score: 1

      I forgot to add that the state government and her replacement (Jan Brewer) did a great job of managing the fiscal disaster Napalitano bailed on for her cushy job. Instead of accounting gimmicks like what Janet did (selling state government properties and leasing them from new owners, etc.), they tightened their belts and got the job done by raising revenue and cutting costs. Even hard core, liberal Democrats that hate Jan Brewer for wagging her finger at President Obama have to appreciate what she did to beat down the more extreme elements of her own party in the GOP-led legislature to fix Arizona's books and manage the state through the tough times. The governor helped lead the people to a three year, temporary sales tax (that just expired). They also painfully cut many services to the bone. The state still needs to do more work to stabilize its long-term prospects, but we're long since off of life support.

      OTOH, who's to say what kind of gridlocked mess we'd be in as a state if Janet had remained governor when everything ultimately collapsed here in the fall of 2008...

    9. Re:I speak for all of us when I say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "hold them without trail"

      Is hiking now a human right?

    10. Re:I speak for all of us when I say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I read it as "GO FUCK YOURSELF". "Good for you" works to but doesn't really match the emotion of the rest of the post.

    11. Re:I speak for all of us when I say by dgatwood · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Whether they are or not depends entirely on your perspective:

      • If your perspective is that the U.S. was legitimately fighting against a corrupt regime that attacked them, then they are war criminals who were jailed for illegal combat.
      • If your perspective is that the U.S. illegally invaded a sovereign nation and took its citizens captive, then they are at best militia POWs whose only crime was defending their homeland, whom the U.S. is no longer at war with, which means that the Geneva conventions demand that they be released immediately (and indeed, that many should have been released several years ago). Continuing to hold them past the cessation of primary hostilities makes them political prisoners.

      So the question of whether they are or are not political prisoners hinges entirely upon whether the U.S. invasion was a legal action or not. Given that nobody is big enough to force a war crimes trial against the U.S., it is unlikely that the latter question will ever be fully resolved except by default, so there's really no way to say whether they are or are not political prisoners....

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    12. Re:I speak for all of us when I say by TheTerseOne · · Score: 1

      No we force feed them and hold them without trail.

      Well if we're force feeding them, there won't be any breadcrumbs left to leave a trail!

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    13. Re:I speak for all of us when I say by Aerokii · · Score: 1

      Then what does it-... oh. OH! I see now...

    14. Re:I speak for all of us when I say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately she'll soon be back in some other "capacity" after the break she's getting. They do the same over here on this side of the pond; the same old assholes get recycled over and over again. As someone who is bilingual it is becoming increasingly obvious that everyone everywhere in the US and Europe are being run through exactly the same rotten scheme right down to individual pieces of psy-ops in the media.

      It will lead to violent revolution, hell for all I know that's their plan, maybe they think they'll profit from that as well.

      "Ideology is for farm animals"

    15. Re:I speak for all of us when I say by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      "hold them without trail"

      Is hiking now a human right?

      I know you're joking, but: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freedom_of_movement_under_United_States_law

    16. Re:I speak for all of us when I say by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Palin was calling for it but could not stomach the results when someone listened and carried it out. Give it at least a decade if the economy crashes again before things get that bad for it to be done seriously.

  7. The truth is out there by Sparticus789 · · Score: 1

    Napolitano is heading out there to ensure that the Sharknado does not come to pass. She's going to take flying lessons so she can hover a helicopter 50 feet away from the up-coming EF4 tornado and "blow it up".

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    1. Re:The truth is out there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think she would need to first learn how to use 'email'. What a disaster to have somebody in her position that does _not_ use email.

    2. Re:The truth is out there by sabinelr · · Score: 1

      Disaster? Not knowing how to use email could be the start of a renaissance in educational excellence. Maybe she will disconnect the campus networks, too. Wow! students obliged to listen to lectures and read books. Yes we can! Obama is a genius!

  8. Hope all of you UC students by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Will enjoy the TSA contract she must be dying to implement at the schools!

  9. Wasted funds on an epic scale by MetalliQaZ · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "implemented smart steps"

    With the huge pile of body scanners sitting unused in warehouses thanks to DHS's wild (and illegal) binge on ineffective and invasive scanning technology, I have a hard time with their using the phrase "smart steps". In fact it's so bad, it almost seems like an inside joke. Not funny. And Janet? You make me sick

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    1. Re:Wasted funds on an epic scale by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "implemented smart steps"

      With the huge pile of body scanners sitting unused in warehouses thanks to DHS's wild (and illegal) binge on ineffective and invasive scanning technology ...

      Security breach!

  10. No scandal??? by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

    It's so dull when a public figure resigns for reasons other than "to spend more time with my family".

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    1. Re:No scandal??? by MarlowBardling · · Score: 1

      Obviously she was actually doing the right thing then.

    2. Re:No scandal??? by king+neckbeard · · Score: 1

      My guess is it's coming up in the queue of Snowden leaked docs or something similar.

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  11. tellingly 'relevant' experience by Trepidity · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "UC officials believe that her Cabinet experiences –- which include helping to lead responses to hurricanes and tornadoes and overseeing some anti-terrorism measures — will help UC administer its federal energy and nuclear weapons labs and aid its federally funded research in medicine and other areas."

    It's a good thing there's no need to have the head of a university system have experience in anything like education or research. All that matters is those security-industry connections!

    1. Re:tellingly 'relevant' experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is the UC, not your local community college. Your jibe would make sense if she were to head one of the schools (eg, UC Berkley). Her experience is inline with her new job, head bureaucrat of bureaucrats - Reagants of The University of California, and its role administering some important federal lab programs.

    2. Re:tellingly 'relevant' experience by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Her experience is inline with her new job, head bureaucrat of bureaucrats - Reagants of The University of California

      Were you misspelling Regents or Reagents? Because I'd like to see them used as the latter in a dramatic reaction.

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    3. Re:tellingly 'relevant' experience by khallow · · Score: 1

      This is the UC, not your local community college.

      True, they should be hiring Kiefer Sutherland for his extensive acting experience in these matters.

  12. I've got this one by grasshoppa · · Score: 4, Insightful

    has improved the safety of travelers;

    Prove a negative. Nice.

    implemented smart steps that make our immigration system more fair and focused while deploying record resources to protect our nation's borders;

    So...nothing. No, wait! Nothing, but we spent "record resources" achieving it.

    worked with states to build resiliency and make our nation's emergency and disaster response capabilities more robust;

    So..nothing again. At least, nothing quantifiable, which is pretty much the same thing.

    and partnered with the private sector to improve our cybersecurity.

    Did...she just list PRISM as an accomplishment on her resume?

    Stunning.

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    1. Re:I've got this one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Regardless of the fact that I do not like her, she was just the government lapdog assigned to implement the policies of law. If it wasn't her, it would be someone else. Blaming the person who implemented the laws instead of blaming Congress for passing laws and allowing these programs to be created in the first place is silly.

    2. Re:I've got this one by grasshoppa · · Score: 4, Insightful

      There's more than enough blame to go around.

      At least Snowden had the integrity and honor to do something about it.

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    3. Re:I've got this one by bhlowe · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Our borders are so secure, we're only going to have to give amnesty to 30 million.

    4. Re:I've got this one by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Did...she just list PRISM as an accomplishment on her resume?

      Stunning.

      No silly. PRISM is NSA. Janet is DHS. Get your TLA's straight.

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    5. Re:I've got this one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where's the damn like button?

    6. Re:I've got this one by grasshoppa · · Score: 1

      Damn it, you're right.

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    7. Re:I've got this one by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      Personally, I'm a bit surprised she (are we sure of that?) didn't brag about how, under her(?) leadership, the DHS acquired enough guns, tanks, and ammo to wage war on the American people for a solid decade.

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    8. Re:I've got this one by TubeSteak · · Score: 1

      and partnered with the private sector to improve our cybersecurity.

      Did...she just list PRISM as an accomplishment on her resume?

      Maybe she was talking about HBGary and Stratfor

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    9. Re:I've got this one by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

      has improved the safety of travelers;

      Under Napolitano not a single passenger has been mauled by a tiger in American airspace.

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    10. Re:I've got this one by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1
      You overlooked her assertion that the failure of the underwear bomber (or was it the tennis shoe bomber?) was evidence that the system worked, even though there were only two reasons he failed to blow up the plane, neither one of which involved anyone from her department. The two reasons were
      1. 1) the bomber was incompetent
      2. 2) the other passengers on the plane swarmed him as soon as they realized what he was up to

      The second may not have been necessary because of the first one, but it ensured that he did not have a chance to correct his mistakes. Neither of these is any indication that the invasive procedures used to screen passengers was of any use in preventing the bombing of a plane.
      There are reasons that someone started referring to her as Janet Incompetano (I no longer remember where I first came across that manner of referring to her).

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    11. Re:I've got this one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where's the damn like button?

      MyFace or Facecrook or whatever the hell's using you kids these days. Where's the damn *plonk* button?

    12. Re:I've got this one by neo-mkrey · · Score: 1

      I wish /. could give +6s for exceedingly clear comments such as yours. Good job Sir or Madame!

    13. Re:I've got this one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      worked with states to build resiliency and make our nation's emergency and disaster response capabilities more robust;

      So..nothing again. At least, nothing quantifiable, which is pretty much the same thing

      I wouldn't say that. Thanks to the DHS, billions have been dumped into police department budges across the nation which has been used to purchase military style equipment and counter-terrorism assault training. It has effectively turned police departments--even in little podunk towns--into paramilitaries with the culture conducive of an occupying military force rather than a civilian law enforcement agency.

    14. Re:I've got this one by Curunir_wolf · · Score: 1

      worked with states to build resiliency and make our nation's emergency and disaster response capabilities more robust;

      So..nothing again. At least, nothing quantifiable, which is pretty much the same thing.

      Oh, no, this one isn't "nothing", you've read it wrong. What they mean by this is "we have equipped your local police force will military equipment and trained them how to treat the local residents as enemy soldiers." And they've done a really good job at it. They're now using no-knock paramilitary raids for pretty much any suspect, whether they are considered potentially violent or not. And killing the pets.

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    15. Re:I've got this one by Aerokii · · Score: 1

      Nothing YOU'VE heard of, maybe...

    16. Re:I've got this one by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      Blaming the person who implemented the laws instead of blaming Congress for passing laws and allowing these programs to be created in the first place is silly.

      "I was just following orders" wasn't good enough to protect Nazi war criminals, and isn't good enough to protect Napolitano.

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  13. I'll drink to that! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'll drink to that!!

    http://youtu.be/ACgJhE2L7Ms?t=46s

    I hope the door hits her on the way out.

  14. OFFTOPIC: Slashdot Kremlin story just pulled? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone know what happened? The last story:

    http://yro.slashdot.org/story/13/07/12/1322248/kremlin-security-agency-to-buy-typewriters-to-avoid-leaks

    Seems to have been pulled. Message: "The item you're trying to view either does not exist, or is not viewable to you."

    Just me or is it everyone?

    1. Re:OFFTOPIC: Slashdot Kremlin story just pulled? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it was a dupe anyway.

    2. Re:OFFTOPIC: Slashdot Kremlin story just pulled? by rickb928 · · Score: 1

      And now we're duping the comments.

      Brilliant!

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    3. Re:OFFTOPIC: Slashdot Kremlin story just pulled? by cayenne8 · · Score: 3, Insightful
      I'm curious about what scandal was about to break that involved her...?

      Seems to be the going paradigm for those high up in the current administration.

      I kinda long for the past days of where it was just the #1 guy getting a hummer outside the Oval office. At least that didn't hurt US citizens' lives.

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    4. Re:OFFTOPIC: Slashdot Kremlin story just pulled? by BubbaDave · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm curious about what scandal was about to break that involved her...?

      Seems to be the going paradigm for those high up in the current administration.

      I kinda long for the past days of where it was just the #1 guy getting a hummer outside the Oval office. At least that didn't hurt US citizens' lives.

      No scandal- she probably just won't go as far as our center-right authoritarian overlord wanted her to.

      I anticipate we will be stunned by what her replacement is willing to do, stunned even given recent revelations.

    5. Re:OFFTOPIC: Slashdot Kremlin story just pulled? by icebike · · Score: 2

      I'm curious about what scandal was about to break that involved her...?
      Seems to be the going paradigm for those high up in the current administration.

      That is my thought exactly, or maybe she is just fed up with managing and defending a corrupt and over-reaching
      government department and wants out before she becomes unhireable.

      Stepping out of DHS she will lose all the protection that the administration would provide, but that protection
      might not mean much when the next shoe drops.

      The other possibility is she sees that she will the scapegoat for the Snowden affair anyway so she might as
      well get out of the street before she gets thrown under the bus.

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    6. Re:OFFTOPIC: Slashdot Kremlin story just pulled? by BubbaDave · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Bullshit. He is not leftist.

    7. Re:OFFTOPIC: Slashdot Kremlin story just pulled? by JackieBrown · · Score: 0, Troll

      He may not be as leftist as you, but he is leftist.

    8. Re:OFFTOPIC: Slashdot Kremlin story just pulled? by BubbaDave · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Another internet retard convinced everyone who disagrees with him is a leftist.
      Nice thing about your type of idiot, you can't wait to self-identify and so you waste little time of others- they know to stop attempting discourse.

    9. Re:OFFTOPIC: Slashdot Kremlin story just pulled? by JackieBrown · · Score: 0

      Your post is pretty funny. Thank you for the laugh :)

    10. Re:OFFTOPIC: Slashdot Kremlin story just pulled? by Urza9814 · · Score: 1

      Bullshit. Obama is Center-Right by American standards...just not by the standards of our media echo-chamber, which is far further to the right than the general public.

      This isn't just personal observation either (well, the media echo-chamber being the cause is)...studies show the American public is further left than people think it is. One example: http://www.salon.com/2013/03/05/politicians_think_americans_are_super_conservative/

    11. Re:OFFTOPIC: Slashdot Kremlin story just pulled? by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 2

      All American Politicians are leftists. Just a different variety than you think.

      They are one of two varieties: Sexual libertines (what passes for the true left in the United States) or fiscal libertines (what passes for the right in the United States).

      You can tell the sexual libertines by their rabid defense of the abortion industry and an absolutist right for everybody to the Holy Orgasm.

      You can tell the fiscal libertines by their rabid defense of the financial industry and an absolutist right for the rich to control the Holy Grail of Private Property.

      But both are liberals, make no mistake.

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    12. Re:OFFTOPIC: Slashdot Kremlin story just pulled? by Urza9814 · · Score: 1

      Well...in a sense they're all everything because Left/Right is a TERRIBLE way to explain political ideology.

      They're all Authoritarian/Right when using a 2-coordinate system.
      http://politicalcompass.org/uselection2012
      (FWIW, this thing uses a -10 to +10 scale, and I'm personally around (-8,-8) way off in the Libertarian/Left corner...so fuck 'em all.)

    13. Re:OFFTOPIC: Slashdot Kremlin story just pulled? by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Obama is Center-Right

      Spot on. I really can't see why people delude themselves that a Constitutional Lawyer would be anything other than conservative.

    14. Re:OFFTOPIC: Slashdot Kremlin story just pulled? by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      I'm dead center on the political compass scale- well, ok, slightly high authoritarian, but center left/right.

      I'd classify you as "Individualist with sociopathic tendencies"

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    15. Re:OFFTOPIC: Slashdot Kremlin story just pulled? by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      Obama's signature legislation is the takeover of the medical industry, which is one sixth of the economy. Government increase of ownership/control is leftist, decrease is leftist. ObamaCare is the most leftist, vile, evil, nasty, immoral act in the history of the United States.

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    16. Re:OFFTOPIC: Slashdot Kremlin story just pulled? by ChrisMaple · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You misspelled Congenital Liar.

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    17. Re:OFFTOPIC: Slashdot Kremlin story just pulled? by Urza9814 · · Score: 1

      "ObamaCare" is more corporatist than left/right (as is most everything else our government does these days...). The entire purpose of the bill is to force people to purchase products from private corporations. That's neither left nor right...though yes, there are certainly some "leftist" aspects to it.

      Interesting to note though, people who use the term "leftist" to describe themselves, at least in my experience, tend to be some form of anarchist...so it's really not as simple as "increases government control"...because again, there's Libertarian Left and there's Authoritarian Left. Obama is EXTREMELY authoritarian, and marginally further left than, say, Romney...but still right of center on the whole.

    18. Re:OFFTOPIC: Slashdot Kremlin story just pulled? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This gets marked underrated by Jackie's post get marked as troll?

      The "tolerant" libs must be out tonight!

  15. uc system by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    when will the official groping policy be implemented on the campuses?

    1. Re:uc system by sociocapitalist · · Score: 1

      when will the official groping policy be implemented on the campuses?

      Freshman year of course

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    2. Re:uc system by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      dibs on the security detail job outside the sororities!

  16. Turn off the fusion centers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They don't even have a purpose.

  17. Re:University of Califonia? Oh, they'll love her. by interkin3tic · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Except the beverly hillbillies got rich first then moved to Beverly Hills. In this case, UC is currently paying their president $600K and will probably pay her. Which is odd, because last I heard, the UC system was still cutting scholarships, teachers, and classes due to budget problems.

    But I'm sure that money is well spent: I mean, if Napolitano can bring the same magic to the UC system that she did to DHS, then maybe the UC system will be safe from imagingary threats from Al Quaeda. And isn't that more important than students getting an education? We decided it was more important than the constitution, so yes, the answer is yes whether you like it or not.

    /s. This is idiotic. Why is a taxpayer supported institution wasting money like she's a CEO?

  18. Napolitano is proof by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    This woman is proof that if you are stupid, it doesn't matter how hard you work, nothing you do makes any logical sense or helps anything.

    Typical blow-hard career politician.

  19. "has improved the safety of travelers" by spacefight · · Score: 5, Funny

    [Citation needed]

    'nuff said.

    1. Re:"has improved the safety of travelers" by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      Mod way up.

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    2. Re:"has improved the safety of travelers" by isorox · · Score: 1

      [Citation needed]

      'nuff said.

      I don't see any tigers around, do you?

    3. Re:"has improved the safety of travelers" by Tablizer · · Score: 2

      Re: [Citation needed]

      I can personally vouch that inspections have detected prostrate cancer at an early enough stage to save lives.

    4. Re:"has improved the safety of travelers" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Many people no longer travel by air because they don't want to be anal probed and nudiescanned...

      SO yep. People are 'safer'.

      Except those who still travel...

  20. UC students can look forward to improved security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    ... milimeter wave scanners at the entrance to every academic building and mandatory patdowns before entering their dorms. Please allow up to two hours before class to clear security.

  21. Oh thank God. by roc97007 · · Score: 1

    The day seems a little brighter.

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  22. Re:University of Califonia? Oh, they'll love her. by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1

    That's the name of her Wife?

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    Never been known to fail..."
  23. two comments by ArcadeX · · Score: 1

    1. better the enemy you know.... who's the next terrorist, i mean head of the dhs? 2. i only fly when i absolutely have to thanks to the tsa oil checks, what types of security 'improvements' will be increasing the drop-out rate of UC in the future?

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  24. Re:University of Califonia? Oh, they'll love her. by SJHillman · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The theory is that you get what you pay for. A $150,000 salary might attract someone who can save $5 mil. A $600,000 salary might attract someone better who can save $10 mil. In the end, taxpayers might be better off with a higher paid person if they can bring in the benefits. Professors at research universities operate on a similar principal... they might get paid $250,000 because they bring in $10 million in grants.

    Of course, that's the theory.

  25. The real disaster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    is yet to come at the University of California.

  26. Good by PPH · · Score: 3, Interesting

    We need someone to keep an eye on those hippies over at UC Berkeley.

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    Have gnu, will travel.
  27. UC admission process by TheUglyAmerican · · Score: 4, Funny

    I understand the UC admission process will now include fully body cavity searches.

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    1. Re:UC admission process by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 1

      The body cavity search was just a deposit. For the actual fee, they charge and arm and a leg.

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  28. Re:University of Califonia? Oh, they'll love her. by poetmatt · · Score: 5, Informative

    that may be, but Napolitano didn't save any money. She increased costs substantially, caused economic turmoil for the country with the policies she supported, and spent over 200 million bucks on those scanners which have saved us approximately $0. Did I mention the amount of tourism lost because people were like "Fuck this country" over things like claiming we can randomly stop people in 3/4 of the country. You may think it's a TSA thing, but TSA and DHS go hand in hand. Plus DHS harassing the shit out of foreigners, as well.

    So does that mean she's working gratis? sadly, no.

  29. Re:University of Califonia? Oh, they'll love her. by Trepidity · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Above a certain level, though, you start to pull in the wrong kinds of people. You can definitely get a better professor for $100k than $60k, and probably can get a top one for $200k. But if you're paying an administrator $600k? Now you start pulling in people who don't care about academia, and are just in it for the money. I think it might be better not incentivizing them to jump to academia; academic administration is becoming a revolving door of people from industry and government doing 3-year stints to put on their CV, when it would be better served by people with some kind of actual knowledge about, and commitment to, research and education.

  30. Re:University of Califonia? Oh, they'll love her. by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 3, Interesting

    and a cry went up from the dark corners of campus, "woo-hoo, strip-search the co-eds."

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  31. Big Sister is gone by Squidlips · · Score: 1

    Will be get a Big Brother to run it? How about Lavrentiy Pavlovich Beria or just plain old Stalin?

    1. Re:Big Sister is gone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I vote for Stalin. He'll do a much better job than someone alive.

  32. Re:University of Califonia? Oh, they'll love her. by operagost · · Score: 1

    That's funny-- the anti-capitalists keep telling us that doesn't work for private companies, and criticize companies for their high-paid CEOs.

    I think few execs in universities were brought there for their frugality.

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  33. Re:University of Califonia? Oh, they'll love her. by phantomfive · · Score: 1

    FWIW the police in Berkeley have long had a reputation for being strict and unkind. They are virtually the figurative personification of the man. So she'll fit in that niche.

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    "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
  34. Re:University of Califonia? Oh, they'll love her. by phantomfive · · Score: 4, Interesting

    /s. This is idiotic. Why is a taxpayer supported institution wasting money like she's a CEO?

    Why do you get a CEO? Sometimes it's only for the connections. And Janet Napolitano has a lot of connections. The key is this quote:

    "will help UC administer its federal energy and nuclear weapons labs and aid its federally funded research in medicine and other areas."

    There are groups in the government that want to take those programs away from UC, and privatize them (or whatever). UC wants to keep them because they bring in a lot of money from the federal government. Janet will help with that because of her connections.

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    "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
  35. DHS Secretary looks like a roadblock by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I remember when Tom Ridge was an up-and-comer in the GOP. I always figured that GWB put him in charge of DHS because he felt threatened by him. You can't really say no to a cabinet-level position; but running for office from it is probably harder than running for office from a governorship. Since then, it's like Ridge doesn't exist.

    UC President? It's not a national office, it's not a political office. I don't know if she wanted to further any political ambitions anyway. Probably not. Nothing wrong with being UC president. I'm just saying... if I had designs on the White House, or a more prestigious office, I'd look at nomination for DHS Secretary as my party's way of saying, "we like you; but we don't like like you".

  36. Sounds like an opportunity by fnj · · Score: 1

    So one of the regime's big thugs is out. This would be a good time for the president to declare DHS a failed idea and abolish it. Of course he wouldn't phrase it that way. he would laud this thug's accomplishments and declare the department's ten year reign of terror a grand success and say it was no longer needed due the regime's advancements, and he will be able to save a lot of money due to his superior administrative skills with DHS' duties performed by some of its components, and other activities not performed at all, same as the situation for the 214 years prior to 2003. Not in exactly those words; his speechwriters could make hay out of the wording.

    1. Re:Sounds like an opportunity by NoNonAlphaCharsHere · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Never happen. Sadly, something like that would be the work of the Obama We Voted For, rather than the Obama We Got.

    2. Re:Sounds like an opportunity by PRMan · · Score: 1

      That would bring tears to my eyes.

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    3. Re:Sounds like an opportunity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This would be a good time for the president to declare DHS a failed idea and abolish it.

      How will he declare himself Der Fuehrer without a Schutzstaffel? He needs something outside the ordinary military chain of command.

  37. Re:University of Califonia? Oh, they'll love her. by bjdevil66 · · Score: 2

    if Napolitano can bring the same magic to the UC system that she did to DHS, then maybe the UC system will be safe from...

    If by "magic" you mean her using her DC connections to get more federal dough into the UC system one way or another, then probably. This reeks of hiring a DC insider to get cash...

  38. Revolving door by steamraven · · Score: 1

    " will help UC administer its federal energy and nuclear weapons labs and aid its federally funded research in medicine and other areas"

    Revolving door much?

  39. Re:University of Califonia? Oh, they'll love her. by CanHasDIY · · Score: 2

    FWIW the police in Berkeley have long had a reputation for being strict and unkind. They are virtually the figurative personification of the man. So she'll fit in that niche.

    Plus, being California, the vast majority of people who have the balls and/or means to fight against such authoritarian bullshit are already in prison.

    Should make completing the fascist takeover a fairly straightforward manner.

    --
    An enigma, wrapped in a riddle, shrouded in bacon and cheese
  40. Re:University of Califonia? Oh, they'll love her. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The difference is salary isn't based on any skill other than negotiations. I've known too many alleged "top professors", who were useless in a university, while other professors were let go because their course work was too tough for the students.

  41. Re:University of Califonia? Oh, they'll love her. by khallow · · Score: 1

    There are groups in the government that want to take those programs away from UC, and privatize them (or whatever). UC wants to keep them because they bring in a lot of money from the federal government. Janet will help with that because of her connections.

    A simple solution here would be to get rid of the facilities in question. Then you don't need to employ someone like Napolitano. You know, don't lie down with dogs, don't get up with fleas.

  42. Re:University of Califonia? Oh, they'll love her. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I heard, if the next round of immigration reforms pass through the Capitol Building`s wifi (Focomm), she might get a free one-way trip to Naples, Italy to oversee the new University of Waste-Management...

    R.E. "Off-Topic",
    The conclusion was that slashdot editors/mods are censoring peoples comments, and their "electricity"-provider has been experiencing some stux-flux-in-currency

  43. Re:University of Califonia? Oh, they'll love her. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Getting rid of UC's medical research facilities is indeed a very simple answer.

    Didn't "simple" used to be one of the euphemisms for "mentally retarded"?

  44. Re:University of Califonia? Oh, they'll love her. by anagama · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Yeah, but for the scanners we wasted money on, that was revenue and probably a lot of profit for the manufacturers. You do realize that the entire sole purpose of the Federal government, is to subsidize a select few friendly mega-corps at our expense (monetary expense, freedom expense). Napolitano did that job perfectly.

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    What changed under Obama? Nothing Good
  45. Re:University of Califonia? Oh, they'll love her. by phrostie · · Score: 1

    In the 60's they called it CO-INTEL-PRO, She'll be starting a new program called COIN-TEL-PRO.

    where better to start than a college campus.

  46. Re:University of Califonia? Oh, they'll love her. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    She might get deported (discreetly), to find a place at the University of Waste-Management in Naples, Italy.
    If the new round of immigration reforms pass through the Capitol Building`s wirelessnetwork (Foxcomm>Corning), that is.........
    anonymous senator- "did you or did you not eavesdrop on members of congress?" Waste-Managment OffiCIAl "uhh, the terrorists did it."

    Time to whip out the old electric-typewriter, the dungeon-keeper needs a new stuxwhip......

  47. Re:University of Califonia? Oh, they'll love her. by phantomfive · · Score: 1

    What does that solve?

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    "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
  48. Time To KIll DHS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The House Repubs can sit on Obama's nom until Obama rots in his Kenyan grave. And if he tries a 'recess' appointment by dictatorial order, he'll be impeached and sent to rot in Gitmo.

    Ha Ha.

    Bloody Nazi Janet Planet Napolitano.

    1. Re:Time To KIll DHS by White+Flame · · Score: 1

      What makes you think the republicans want to kill DHS? For some reason, "conservative" too often means desiring to blow everybody else up in the name of security/freedom/whatever, foreign or domestic. There are too many terrorized politicians and predatory opportunists on both sides of the entrenchments.

  49. Not Suited by Curunir_wolf · · Score: 1

    Do the "UC Officials" realize that J. does not use email? I suspect she doesn't even know how to use a computer. I'm not convinced someone like that is really suited to run a university system, where students should have those skills, and are in an environment where communicating electronically is essential.

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    "Somebody has to do something. It's just incredibly pathetic it has to be us."
    --- Jerry Garcia
    1. Re:Not Suited by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, UCal Students Union has a draft proposal to lobby for the release of Gary McKinnon, which, in light of the more recent revelations of wasteful activities at the NSA/GCHQ/CIA/MOSSAD/etc. does indicate that he is, in fact, maliciously prosecuted and wrongfully convicted.

      FREE GARY!

  50. Re:University of Califonia? Oh, they'll love her. by davydagger · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I think the whole math of paying someone more thant $75k/year to attract top talnet starts to go haywire.

    A a point you tend to attract people who either cheat, game the system, or have connections, more than skill.

  51. Re:University of Califonia? Oh, they'll love her. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    You're thinking about it all wrong. They're not paying her to work there, they're paying her NOT to work at DHS!

  52. Re:University of Califonia? Oh, they'll love her. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The office of president for UC system is located in Sacramento, CA. This is a bit surprising location, but when you factor in the state capital it makes perfect sense.

  53. Re:University of Califonia? Oh, they'll love her. by Curunir_wolf · · Score: 1

    Getting rid of UC's medical research facilities is indeed a very simple answer.

    Didn't "simple" used to be one of the euphemisms for "mentally retarded"?

    I think the GP was referring to the military contracts, not necessarily the medical research. Be that as it may, it seems wasteful (and ... cronyish) to hire a powerful Federal administrator that can use influence and connections to obtain grant money rather than allow the grant applications to pass or fail based on the merits of the research involved. They've already gotten too focused on "monetizing patents", which can bring in a lot of money for treating things like sexual dysfunction and balding, than on work to actually cure diseases that cause suffering and death.

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    --- Jerry Garcia
  54. Re:University of Califonia? Oh, they'll love her. by khallow · · Score: 2

    The need to have political mercenaries. Don't have that infrastructure, don't need the protection racket.

  55. robust by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    whenever somebody uses the word "robust" when talking about something, they are bullshitting.

  56. Good Riddance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Janet Napolitano is no more suited to head the U of C System than she was the D.H.S and the State of Arizona. All she showed us was that she was Obama's lapdog, and another federally appointed empty suit. Terrible choice California, terrible, terrible, terrible. Please take Holder with you.

  57. Re:University of Califonia? Oh, they'll love her. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i dont know which is worse i live very close to ucsd
    campus police are state police , they are much easier going than the local city force
    hope it stays that way..........kinda

  58. Re:University of Califonia? Oh, they'll love her. by phantomfive · · Score: 1

    I think you have different priorities than the UC administrators.....

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    "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
  59. Re:University of Califonia? Oh, they'll love her. by dgatwood · · Score: 4, Interesting

    And a sizable percentage of UC's supporters would rather see Napolitano in prison than in charge of that institution. Perhaps the regents should have considered what this is going to do to their funding before they chose someone like Napolitano to run their institution.

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  60. napolitano did a terrible job at our expense by Dan667 · · Score: 1

    At least the good news is that the US will finally be rid of her. After she left Arizona they ripped out the traffic revenue cameras on the highways. Hopefully, this means that the tsa and other overreaching programs can be dismantled.

  61. Re:University of Califonia? Oh, they'll love her. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    God help UC!

    CAPTCHA: perished

  62. Ya? Nice Gig by LifesABeach · · Score: 2

    Maybe a new university that has colleges that specialize in grant writing? How about doubling the universities so that out of state kids can get a good education. How about the california students that slogged through the requirements to go to a UC school but can't get in, because the schools are full; because there are not enough facilities for them? How about hiring educators to teach the kids so that those kids can step into jobs? The job is a lot of work, I hope she's up to it.

    Something that may cause Chancellor Janet to grin, just a little. The difference between the UC system, and that candy ass operation she headed in DC is that in California, the Tea Party is forced to do something it doesn't feel comfortable doing; think.

  63. Money well spent! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  64. Good riddence. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    now if she can take the rest of the DHS retards with her that would be fantastic.

  65. Re:University of Califonia? Oh, they'll love her. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think the whole math of paying someone more thant $75k/year to attract top talnet starts to go haywire.

    A a point you tend to attract people who either cheat, game the system, or have connections, more than skill.

    If I read you right, you don't trust anyone over $75k/year, because they tend to be dishonest. My guess is you won't be considered top "talnet" (sic) by anyone, any time soon.

  66. Unbelievable! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's all that kind of scumbag has to offer - not actual skills, only "connections" - wtf has the world really come to? A pack of fratboy clique morons who have run it into the ground operating on "it's not what you know but who you know" surrounding themselves with flocks of their own (appointees/assistant to the assistant) - great job results, welcome to 21st century "AMERIKA", today (and that's why it is, how it is). These kinds of dolts are a disease. A plague. One that could give 2 shits on how well something does in the long haul, only caring for their "bonuses" that ANY moron like them can easily get by "downsizing" (payroll = easiest single overhead to shave & control is why). Are they "miracle workers"? Hell no: 9/10 times they fuck things up so bad (look @ the economy for Pete's sake as an example thereof), there is no recovery possible. These types? They are the plaque of locusts on the economy of the planet. What do they REALLY contribute, except more thievery?? Zero is what. No, I take that back - they create "less than zero"! Bunch of dirty "secret handshake" scumbag weasels, nothing more.

  67. Re:University of Califonia? Oh, they'll love her. by poetmatt · · Score: 3, Informative

    I realized that Napolitano is basically the Margaret Thatcher of the US. Hated, and people will be much happier when she's dead.

  68. Good riddance by Shaman · · Score: 1

    I wonder if this has anything to do with the criminality being exposed in the U.S. government... ;)

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  69. Don't forget to budget... by Dareth · · Score: 1

    Don't forget to budget for the extra half million or so rounds of ammunition needed by University Police, for training purposes of course.

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    My mother is a halfling and my dad is an ogre, so that makes me an Ogreling
  70. Re:University of Califonia? Oh, they'll love her. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do not agree on your comment of what the sole purpose of government is. This may only be your perspective because of what the voters have not spoken up about. Lowest percentage ever equates to comments like your being unfortunately true, however disagreeable of a state they create.

  71. Re:University of Califonia? Oh, they'll love her. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Prepare for the leaks of sinister nature from the University of California administration by a private security contractor, or a rent-a-cop.

  72. Re:University of Califonia? Oh, they'll love her. by AliasMarlowe · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but for the scanners we wasted money on, that was revenue and probably a lot of profit for the manufacturers.

    Are you familiar with the Broken Window Fallacy? Napolitano and the makers of those scanners certainly should be.

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    Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. - Voltaire
  73. Re:University of Califonia? Oh, they'll love her. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What country do you live in? $75K is barely more than the average starting salary of a 22-year-old engineer these days.

  74. A little Background on DHS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.businessweek.com/articles/2013-04-12/the-department-of-homeland-securitys-new-3-dot-9b-headquarters

    the U.S. Department of Homeland Security’s new headquarters, the largest federal construction project since the Pentagon rose in the 1940s. The cost: $3.9 billion.

    The project would unite at a single location nearly all DHS’s 22 divisions devoted to thwarting terrorists and safeguarding the populace from natural and man made disasters.

    With more than 200,000 employees, DHS is the third largest Cabinet department, after the Departments of Defense and Veterans Affairs.

    According to Peter Andreas, a border theorist, the creation of DHS constituted the most significant government reorganization since the Cold War

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Department_of_Homeland_Security#Consolidated_agencies

  75. Re:University of Califonia? Oh, they'll love her. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The problem with that theory though is that it doesn't include the provision for sociopaths. A well balanced person making $600k may very well be able to save $10 million without hurting the bottom line or skewering long term prospects. A sociopath on the other hand (like 99.9% of all executives), cannot even understand the implications of cutting 1 million jobs to save $10 million dollars (and ultimately ruin the organization in the long term) because they can only see the $600k (plus ridiculous bonuses that no amount of proven criminal activity or other fallout typical of this behaviour can be used to deter the bonuses).

    Effectively you are asking child molesters to guard your kids unsupervised, and then acting surprised when your kids are molested.

  76. Re:University of Califonia? Oh, they'll love her. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That may be the case in business, but this is using tax payers' money via government legislation. I.e. she represents a company via hidden sponsorship, a delayed board membership, or a simple bribe to force through anti-freedom requirements costing hundreds of millions, or even billions, for equipment and services for a select company or two.

    No one representing the people is doing that, they're doing favors for corporations, getting paid now or later via non-executive roles requiring no attendance or actual work.

  77. Re:University of Califonia? Oh, they'll love her. by AlphaWolf_HK · · Score: 1

    More than that. I'd say Napolitano is probably the least knowledgeable person about terrorism in the Obama cabinet, which is just fucking sad.

    She repeatedly claims there is no violence along the US/Mexico border, even though Arizona happens to be the kidnapping capital of the world, and people as far north as Chandler, AZ have been beheaded by Cartel members.

    http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/story?id=6848672&page=1#.UeBPe23aW2U

    I remember it was her who made it sound like right wing groups were ready to storm the nation:

    http://www.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/04/15/extremism.report/

    None of these "threats" ever actually panned out. Not a single one. The worse that happened is some idiot or two made a comment (e.g. talk about assassinating the president) but no physical violence ever surfaced.

    Ironically most actual "acts" of domestic terror have been committed by left wing groups, usually environmentalists and/or animal rights groups, but including the mass shooters, nearly all of which considered themselves to be left wing:

    http://archive.adl.org/learn/ext_us/ecoterrorism.asp
    http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ba6_1345149941

    I remember a few years back there was an article on slashdot about how medical researchers had to stop their work due to eco terrorism being so bad, with one researcher who was studying Parkinson's by manipulating rat neurons, and some group threatened to Molotov cocktail his family, so he quit.

    Napolitano has never made a single mention of anything like that, not even once. Al Qaeda threats are probably 1% of actual terrorism that happens in the US, and the so called "right wing" threat practically doesn't even exist. But to her, those are the top priority.

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  78. Re:University of Califonia? Oh, they'll love her. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The theory is that you get what you pay for. A $150,000 salary might attract someone who can save $5 mil. A $600,000 salary might attract someone better who can save $10 mil.

    What if They Just Gave Her
    [Philosoraptor]
    All The Money?

  79. U of Califonia always loved the federal gov. by ron_ivi · · Score: 1
    Recall that University of California ran (and half way still does run) Los Alamos Nat. Lab - where Nukes are designed.

    University of California's not just a bunch of hippies.

    Their Chancellor talked in February about how fe feared they were "morphing into a federal university". http://californiawatch.org/dailyreport/chancellor-uc-berkeley-morphing-federal-university-8816

    This is just one more step in that progression.

  80. Re:University of Califonia? Oh, they'll love her. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I realized that Napolitano is basically the Margaret Thatcher of the US. Hated, and people will be much happier when she's dead.

    Except people have the memory capacity of the average goldfish. Unless she dies in office, the average person will say, "Neopolitan who? Like the ice cream?"

    Consider: War Criminal George W. Bush's approval rating has been rising ever since he left office.

  81. Re:University of Califonia? Oh, they'll love her. by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    Professors at research universities operate on a similar principal

    Only if they're employed by the med school.

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  82. Not Excused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If She thinks this excuses for her part of infringement on Cionstitutional rights, then she is sadly mistaken. Eventually, she will face her own trial.

  83. Re:University of Califonia? Oh, they'll love her. by superdave80 · · Score: 1

    ...might attract someone better who can save $10 mil.

    No one in government positions try to SAVE money. They bitch and moan for more money. When they don't get it, they cut necessary stuff that will hurt the most, while preserving pet projects and the pay and positions of government union employees.

  84. So close... by superdave80 · · Score: 1

    U.S. Secretary of Homeland Security, Janet Napolitano, has resigned her post.

    All right!

    Napolitano will be taking over the presidency of the University of California's 10-campus education system.

    Crap. Hopefully she doesn't damage our university system too much before my daughters are old enough to attend...

  85. Re:University of Califonia? Oh, they'll love her. by vettemph · · Score: 3

    Napolitano: "deploying record resources to protect our nation's borders"

    And here is the main clue for us all. "record resources" is just another way for the government to say "Transfered record amounts of middle class tax dollars to a few good friends."

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  86. Re:University of Califonia? Oh, they'll love her. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You probably don't live in CA if you use $75k as your cutoff point, unless you think "top talent" should be living with roommates their entire life.

  87. Re:University of Califonia? Oh, they'll love her. by 0111+1110 · · Score: 1

    That's funny-- the anti-capitalists keep telling us that doesn't work for private companies, and criticize companies for their high-paid CEOs.

    You don't have to be anti-capitalist to think that most CEOs are absurdly overpaid and that you could get someone just as good at their job for a fraction of the cost.

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    Quite an experience to live in fear, isn't it? That's what it is to be a slave.
  88. "Secretary" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..Secretary of Homeland Security, Janet Napolitano

    So? What's the big deal? A quick call to the temp agency will get you another secretary to take her place in probably less than an hour, in the meantime you'll just have to get your own damned coffee, buddy.

  89. Re:University of Califonia? Oh, they'll love her. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're obviously not familiar with it. The glazier makes off like a bandit and doesn't care about society as a whole.

  90. Re:University of Califonia? Oh, they'll love her. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Only by comparison.
    "Hey kid, stop burning the flag on the grass. Burn it in one of the flag-burning bins."
    "You fascist pig!"

  91. Re:University of Califonia? Oh, they'll love her. by DaTrueDave · · Score: 1

    I just want to point out that TSA is only a small part of DHS. Janet Napolitano is in charge of TSA.

  92. In other news... by Lendrick · · Score: 1

    Students entering and exiting UC dorms will now be required to submit to a cavity search.

  93. Re:University of Califonia? Oh, they'll love her. by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

    Hahahaha- yeah, where more than half her students can be the "Dreamers" she gave 2 year deferments of deportation to.

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  94. Re:University of Califonia? Oh, they'll love her. by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

    Better yet, UC will get all that money from educating illegal immigrants....oh wait....

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  95. Ding, dong... by BobandMax · · Score: 1

    ...ahhhh, you know the rest.

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    "Computers are useless. They can only give you answers."
    -- Pablo Picasso
  96. Re:University of Califonia? Oh, they'll love her. by dbIII · · Score: 1

    That's how these places work.

  97. Re:University of Califonia? Oh, they'll love her. by dbIII · · Score: 1

    "Least knowledgeable" is what a professional liar would like you to think about them.
    Also the left wing vs right wing thing on domestic "terror" is skewed heavily in numbers to something that could be called right wing with Oklahoma, but it's barely relevant since the only solid way you can define them is as a lot of criminals. Anarchist right or anarchist left is as irrelevant as the Irish joke where the athiest is asked if he's a Catholic athiest or a Prodestent athiest. Also didn't the "eco-terrorist" thing stop and start with a crazed associate of Charles Manson pulling a gun on President Ford?

  98. Re:University of Califonia? Oh, they'll love her. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    WRONG!!!!

    Napolitano is no Margaret Thatcher. In fact, Napolitano's brain would not make a pimple on Thatchers backside.

  99. Enjoy summer break! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why am I not surprised that this transition of power occured while the UCs are out of session...

  100. Re:University of Califonia? Oh, they'll love her. by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

    If you think that impotence and balding don't cause suffering, you are indeed ignorant. Furthermore, both are symptoms of more fundamental flaws which, if solved, would provide longer and healthier lives. I'll grant you that angst over balding is somewhat shallow, but that doesn't make the resultant depression unreal.

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  101. Re:University of Califonia? Oh, they'll love her. by AlphaWolf_HK · · Score: 1

    Professional liar? Ok, which part did I lie about? I cited sources for everything except that second to the last paragraph, which was only because searching slashdot articles is very time consuming. Here you go:

    http://slashdot.org/story/06/08/26/2242248/neuroscientist-halts-research-to-stop-extremists

    Here's another one for good measure:

    http://science.slashdot.org/story/12/05/28/2124231/eco-anarchists-targeting-nuclear-and-nanotech-workers

    That is the real terrorism in this country. It flies completely off of Janet Napolitano's fucking radar though. Instead she's focused on Alex Jones and the rest of his loudmouth looney bin gang, who while annoying as fuck, haven't actually hurt anybody.

    You were saying?

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  102. Not you - her by dbIII · · Score: 1

    Professional liar? Ok, which part did I lie about?

    Not you, her. Instead of being ignorant of her job (least knowledgeable) for a living she's been paid to lie about Homeland Security for a living.

    "She repeatedly claims there is no violence along the US/Mexico border" because doing so makes it look like Homeland Security is doing a good job. Her job is to say "nothing to be worried about here citizen - move along and have a nice day" as the mouthpiece of that enormous octopus of an organization. That's what I mean by "professional liar".

    1. Re:Not you - her by AlphaWolf_HK · · Score: 1

      Ah, deep apologies :)

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    2. Re:Not you - her by dbIII · · Score: 1

      NP - I should have been more clear.

  103. Re:University of Califonia? Oh, they'll love her. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    another scandal in the works. She beat the rush.

  104. Re:University of Califonia? Oh, they'll love her. by Curunir_wolf · · Score: 1

    If you think that impotence and balding don't cause suffering, you are indeed ignorant. Furthermore, both are symptoms of more fundamental flaws which, if solved, would provide longer and healthier lives. I'll grant you that angst over balding is somewhat shallow, but that doesn't make the resultant depression unreal.

    There are a lot worse problems. You can argue about what the government should be spending its citizens' hard-earned money on, but if you think spending it on balding research is way up on the list, in a country already trillions of dollars in debt, is way up on the list, then it is you that are demonstrating stunning ignorance.

    Sorry you're balding. Spend your own money on some Rogaine, and stop demanding public money for your $250/yr UC professors and the pharmaceutical corporation profit-sharing.

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    "Somebody has to do something. It's just incredibly pathetic it has to be us."
    --- Jerry Garcia
  105. Re:University of Califonia? Oh, they'll love her. by synaptic · · Score: 1

    Exactly! Implement the dream-act analogue DACA as a policy matter after the Congress rejected the DREAM act multiple times. A year later, become president of the Unviersity of California system for three times the salary. Quid pro quo.

  106. Re:University of Califonia? Oh, they'll love her. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where do you live that a 22 year-old fresh graduate gets that kind of money? If you want a 75k salary around here doing engineering-type work, you better have [X] years of experience in [insert large list of very specific technologies].

  107. how appropriate by tom+arnall · · Score: 1

    UC is hiring a person who is both a spy and a bully to police increasingly restive students.

  108. she's just windows dressing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    :-)