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Microsoft Has 1 Million Servers. So What?

itwbennett writes "The only thing that's noteworthy about Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer's recent disclosure that the company has one million servers in its data centers is that he decided to disclose it — most of the industry giants like to keep that information to themselves, says ITworld's Nancy Gohring. But just for fun, Amazon Web Services engineer James Hamilton did the math: One million servers equals 15–30 data centers, a $4.25 billion capital expense, and power consumption of 2.6TWh annually, or the amount of power that would be used by 230,000 homes in the U.S. Whether this is high or low, good or bad is impossible to know without additional metrics."

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  1. and every one of them has an NSA back door. by quonsar · · Score: 5, Funny

    or two.

    1. Re:and every one of them has an NSA back door. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      If 1 million servers use the electricity that 230,000 homes would use, that means about 4 servers consume as much electricity as 1 home. That doesn't seem right.

    2. Re:and every one of them has an NSA back door. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      thats exactly right. a server with 2 octa-core xeons, 32 to 64 gigs of ram 2 mechanical HDDs, plus other hardware might pull around a 1000W. imagine a microwave oven working 24/7.

    3. Re:and every one of them has an NSA back door. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Assuming they're running Windows, they'll be open to more than just the NSA...

    4. Re:and every one of them has an NSA back door. by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      It ain't because its ignoring the fact that chips have never been better with regards to power management and even on a server its rare for them to go full bore 24/7. This is one of the selling points i use to get the SMBs to move away from those damned P4s, you can take even a weak ULV chip like a Bobcat E350 and it'll score higher than that 3GHz P4 while using less under load than the P4 did idle and its even better when you deal with server chips, performance per watt has never been better so I seriously doubt the servers are pulling anywhere close to those numbers.

      One question I had though, maybe I missed it in TFS or TFA, but are they talking server INSTALL or in physical server boxes? Because the two aren't anywhere close to the same thing, hell I have run a couple of server VMs on a $50 Athlon X3 and with the number of CPUs per box (How many are they up to now? Something like 48 for the AMD dual sockets i think?) you could easily have a million server installs on 150k-250k boxes and still have plenty of cycles left over. Conversely if they do have a million boxes then if they average say 24 CPUs per box you could have 20 million server installs running on those million servers, again just depending on the hardware.

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    5. Re:and every one of them has an NSA back door. by 0123456 · · Score: 2

      thats exactly right. a server with 2 octa-core xeons, 32 to 64 gigs of ram 2 mechanical HDDs, plus other hardware might pull around a 1000W. imagine a microwave oven working 24/7.

      You're pretty much describing a typical server we use, and they weren't even close to 1000W last I looked at the power monitoring. Admittedly they don't run at 100% CPU all the time, but the official TDP of two CPUs is only around 250W.

    6. Re:and every one of them has an NSA back door. by rrhal · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I'd be willing to bet he's counting virtual servers as servers.

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    7. Re:and every one of them has an NSA back door. by symbolset · · Score: 1

      No, that's about right. In addition to the wattage figures that others have put there is storage, networking, power conversion, power battery backup, a cooling multiplier of about 2x, and waste.

      If you think this is inefficient you should see what it costs to deliver a banana to Flagstaff, AZ or Fairbanks, AK.

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    8. Re:and every one of them has an NSA back door. by Taco+Cowboy · · Score: 0

      quote> are they talking server INSTALL or in physical server boxes? Because the two aren't anywhere close to the same thing, hell I have run a couple of server VMs on a $50 Athlon X3 and with the number of CPUs per box (How many are they up to now? Something like 48 for the AMD dual sockets i think?) you could easily have a million server installs on 150k-250k boxes and still have plenty of cycles left over. Conversely if they do have a million boxes then if they average say 24 CPUs per box you could have 20 million server installs running on those million servers, again just depending on the hardware

      Do you think Ballmer comprehends anything that he talks about ?

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    9. Re:and every one of them has an NSA back door. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Interesting" ??? Come on mods......

    10. Re:and every one of them has an NSA back door. by Barryke · · Score: 1

      Yes, he's down to earth technical, even a nerd. Not a business bozo IMHO.

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    11. Re:and every one of them has an NSA back door. by ArcadeMan · · Score: 0

      or vagina.

    12. Re:and every one of them has an NSA back door. by ArcadeMan · · Score: 3, Funny

      But... virtual servers use virtual electricity, not real electricity!

    13. Re:and every one of them has an NSA back door. by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Uhhh...are we talking about "Vertical synergy" Ballmer? Because if you think Ballmer is a nerd you obviously haven't watched any of his talks for the past few years, he sounds so much like the PHB in Dilbert I have to wonder if the guy writing Dilbert isn't just cribbing from Ballmer talks and throwing a couple more buzzwords in there for effect.

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    14. Re:and every one of them has an NSA back door. by lsatenstein · · Score: 0

      How many run Linux? Or BSD?

      Answer,
      The more efficient ones.

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    15. Re:and every one of them has an NSA back door. by Barryke · · Score: 1

      Yes. Nerds are perfectly capable of using such wording, like Dilbert proved.

      And lets be fair, sometimes you have to broadcast a bunch of compressed wildcards, it keeps minions and investors happy as they hear whatever they want to hear. The real policy is laid out on the meeting table, never take speech literally, in fact whats not being said tells you more.

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    16. Re:and every one of them has an NSA back door. by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Dude, yeah dude?...Zune Squirt. Rest my case.

      If you want more just look up the man's history, he is NOT an engineer he is a MARKETER, going all the way back to their funny vids of him doing infomercials for Win 1.0, THAT is what he knows, THAT is what he went to school for and THAT is all he'll ever be.

      I mean have you even SEEN the numbers? An engineer or a nerd could see when a plan isn't gonna work and change direction, what has Ballmer done? Zune,Kin, killing plays for sure for the DOA Zune Market, shoving out the X360 with a 2+ billion dollar flaw that most likely doomed the X360 to break even at best (don't show me that article saying when X360 became profitable as it does NOT count R&D, The RRoD costs, nor the R&D on Xbox 1 so they are bull, if I stuffed all my losses on another division i'm sure i could show that Zune and surface were huge money makers too) the crazy amount spent on a search company that was worthless, the insane amount of money spent on the Win 8 megabomb, the insane amount of money they are about to shit with the 8.1 megabomb...these are NOT the actions of a nerd, unless the definition of nerd is crazy or retarded.

      So you can claim a LOT of things about Ballmer, egomaniac,tries to run a company by "PPT Math", refuses to look at their own figures, but nerd? i'm sorry but I gotta throw a flag, BS on the field. I KNOW nerds, nerds are friends of mine and Mr Ballmer is NO nerd.

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    17. Re:and every one of them has an NSA back door. by Barryke · · Score: 1

      So, he's a marketeer. And fails to marketeer.
      I would say Windows 8 is beautifully engineered, and a great new UX concept.

      If only the dinosaurs would see the value or stick with '95 era UX and stop moaning..

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  2. How much of that information is useful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And how much power is being wasted simply to keep the lights on and the disks spinning? Amazon realized this and started AWS, but they're not off the hook either.

    1. Re:How much of that information is useful by UnknowingFool · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I would assume that most of the servers are probably doing web crawls for Bing so they are working most of the time. Now I don't know if MS has heavily optimized their hardware like Google did for efficiency.

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    2. Re:How much of that information is useful by amicusNYCL · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I wonder about this:

      One million servers equals ... power consumption of 2.6TWh annually, or the amount of power that would be used by 230,000 homes in the U.S.

      So 1 home uses as much power as 4 servers? Are we talking about super high-powered servers, or really low-powered homes?

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    3. Re:How much of that information is useful by cold+fjord · · Score: 3, Funny

      I doubt they are as highly optimized as Google's server. I'm pretty sure Balmer would object if they were loaded with Linux or *BSD.

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    4. Re:How much of that information is useful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are all the servers in the Microsoft data centre purely physical or are most of the servers actually virtualized and therefore not consuming much electrical power on an individual basis?

    5. Re:How much of that information is useful by viperidaenz · · Score: 3, Informative

      That's around 30kWh per day. My house is currently consuming 40kWh, but its the middle of winter here and my wife and son probably have the heater on.

    6. Re:How much of that information is useful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe if you moved them out of the shed and let them live in the house they wouldn't be so cold.

    7. Re: How much of that information is useful by alen · · Score: 4, Informative

      Servers run 24 7
      Peons turn the lights off most of the day

    8. Re:How much of that information is useful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's no proper house (with insulation, double glazed windows and all that): Australia haven't quite got the idea... yet.

    9. Re:How much of that information is useful by dimeglio · · Score: 1

      Looks like Google has just as many servers. As you said, Google's are optimized.

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    10. Re:How much of that information is useful by Anubis+IV · · Score: 3, Interesting

      They've already said that they'll have 300,000 servers backing the various services for the Xbox One. Having another 700,000 on stuff like Bing, Outlook.com (née Hotmail), and their various stores (music, video, apps, etc.) doesn't seem unreasonable, though it's hard to say if it's a good use of that many, since I have no sense of what's appropriate when we're talking about this sort of scale.

    11. Re:How much of that information is useful by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Cross-check:

      2.6E12 Wh / 230,000 = 11M Wh per house.

      11 Mwh = 11,000 KWh, and that is about 20 cents per, (actually tiered from 10-30c). Or $2200, or about $183 a month, which is a pretty fair estimate, for my bill.

      And, yes, a couple of years ago when I retired a (work related) server I no longer needed, my electric bill did go down by about $35/month - which is also in the ball park for "4-ish servers" = a household worth of electricity.

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    12. Re:How much of that information is useful by mpoulton · · Score: 1

      Are all the servers in the Microsoft data centre purely physical or are most of the servers actually virtualized and therefore not consuming much electrical power on an individual basis?

      A server is a server. You can run as many VM's as you want on a server, but every VM exists on a real, physical, rack-mounted, power-consuming server.

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    13. Re:How much of that information is useful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but people actually use Google search.

    14. Re:How much of that information is useful by Shark · · Score: 4, Funny

      I wonder how many of those run the Access database that powers their HR/Payroll, surely they've outgrown Excel by now ;)

      (Yeah, it's a troll, but I'm amused so there.)

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    15. Re:How much of that information is useful by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 2

      A server is a server. You can run as many VM's as you want on a server, but every VM exists on a real, physical, rack-mounted, power-consuming server.

      I have let's say 4 VM servers, residing on a single physical box. Is that 1, 4, or 5 'servers'?

    16. Re:How much of that information is useful by niftydude · · Score: 2

      I'm pretty sure Balmer would object if they were loaded with Linux or *BSD.

      Well MS can afford a million windows servers because they don't have to pay the licensing for the OS.

      And surely getting MS windows for free is better than getting linux for free - cause any chump can get linux for free... Right?

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    17. Re:How much of that information is useful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Five. One VMware server, and four virtualized servers.

      I'm sorry, were you trying to be clever? I was being realistic.

    18. Re:How much of that information is useful by symbolset · · Score: 1, Insightful

      People use Bing. Just not willingly. EX: Windows is Binged. Verizon used to Bing their Android phones. IE is Binged. Siri is Binged. Now Windows 8.1 is Binged too, so it should ZOOM to the top of the charts right?

      Bing is a verb that means "forcing an unwanted and inadequate search engine". Binged is the past tense of this word as well as the verb "consumed too many intoxicants".

      So Binged may mean to have been forced to consumed too many intoxicants and search for things. It is the frat party of search engines - you use it, but don't know what you did or why you did during the Scavenger Hunt. If you're lucky you don't wake up in the quad in your underpants. This may explain its video search focus on porn. Or maybe the Bing admins just really, really like porn - the most obscure bizarre fetish porn available online apparently, not some mainstream softcore porn.

      I'm not a prude: "the Internet is for porn" and the rest of it is en-passant. But the stuff you get from Bing video search is fringe erotica catering to a distinct class of extreme fetish I'm not so enamored with. If that's your thing, fine, but I think I'll let my kids Google with SafeSearch instead.

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    19. Re:How much of that information is useful by symbolset · · Score: 2

      One. And BTW, that's not a big load for a modern laptop.

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    20. Re:How much of that information is useful by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      And the bing web crawler is extremely inefficient, i had to block it from accessing several of my sites because it was bombarding them with enough requests to cause a continuous 20mbps stream of traffic.

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    21. Re:How much of that information is useful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh no, that's most definitely 5 servers, no doubt about it!

      - Microsoft Licensing Department

    22. Re:How much of that information is useful by booch · · Score: 1

      Current estimates are that Google has about 2 million servers.

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    23. Re:How much of that information is useful by peawormsworth · · Score: 1

      Well MS can afford a million windows servers because they don't have to pay the licensing for the OS.

      Licensing fees is a tiny cost compared to the ongoing expense of maintaining MS servers.

    24. Re:How much of that information is useful by jrugger75 · · Score: 1

      Depends on both the virtual servers, and the laptop.

  3. What cost the MS License fees ... ? by Alain+Williams · · Score: 4, Funny

    How can they afford them ? Oh, wait .....

    1. Re:What cost the MS License fees ... ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like they are all running Microsoft OSes... A large portion is Linux/BSD/etc.

    2. Re:What cost the MS License fees ... ? by a_n_d_e_r_s · · Score: 1

      Actually many of them is Linux servers. So they are cheap :)

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    3. Re:What cost the MS License fees ... ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It is not uncommon for one business unit to bill another unit, transfer the money between units, and make it a tax write-off as operating costs, even though no money was really spent.

    4. Re:What cost the MS License fees ... ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do you know?

    5. Re:What cost the MS License fees ... ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would only be a write-off for the unit spending the money... and income for the unit selling the licenses, no?

    6. Re:What cost the MS License fees ... ? by symbolset · · Score: 1

      Their competitors pay them to support the license fees for some unknowable reason.

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    7. Re:What cost the MS License fees ... ? by colinrichardday · · Score: 4, Funny

      Because they're still running?

    8. Re:What cost the MS License fees ... ? by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      All part of Hollywood accounting.

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  4. One Million ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    They have one million servers, but how many are running Linux?

    1. Re:One Million ... by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 0

      They have one million servers,

      . . . and two million hands to deal with the Metro interface . . .

      but how many are running Linux?

      They won't tell you that. Otherwise, they would owe SCO and Darl McBride a lot of money for the license fees . . .

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    2. Re:One Million ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A million servers needed to run some version of an inefficient Win OS. Huge waste of hardware, that's funny.

    3. Re:One Million ... by symbolset · · Score: 1

      They paid SCO the license fees in advance to support a bogus lawsuit against UNIX - some $50M and now have a permanent fully paid up irrevocable worldwide license to all of SCO's (now TSOG's) fictional intellectual property. This was a decade ago. Try to keep up.

      They even convinced some of their finance partners they would "backstop" SCO investments including Baystar and RBOC, and then reneged. Of course they made it up in other ways off the books since.

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  5. Breakdown? by UnknowingFool · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ballmer doesn't give details about how their servers are used but I would assume 90% of them are used to run Exchange for Microsoft. I kid! I kid! Probably most are used by Bing.

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    1. Re:Breakdown? by aliquis · · Score: 1

      And how many clients?

      Who many biggers in Thai are occupied translating to Swedish? Or is it just randomizing some words?

    2. Re:Breakdown? by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      I'd wager that at least 3/4ths of them are pretty evenly split up between:

      * Bing and related ad services
      * Online Services, eg. O365, Forefront, etc.

      The bulk of the majority are probably serving up customer facing data (eg. Update).

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    3. Re:Breakdown? by Zaelath · · Score: 1

      I think it's kinda hillarious that everyone so far has assumed they're all for their unused search service, instead of their unused cloud services (azure), or their unused cloud office 365 services.

    4. Re:Breakdown? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Who many biggers in Thai are occupied translating to Swedish? Or is it just randomizing some words?

      Rhinoceros sandwich with sasquatch dressing on retrograde bread!

    5. Re:Breakdown? by SEWilco · · Score: 1

      And at any one time, as many of 50 of the servers are up.

    6. Re:Breakdown? by EETech1 · · Score: 1

      He was probably trying to find a network drive in the add network drive dialog box and said to himself "Well goddammit! Where the fuck is it! There must be a million fucking computers listed in here"

      (throws chair, relaxes, and spins something more positive out of the experience)

  6. If Mr. Linux did the same thing by chemosh6969 · · Score: 1

    everyone would cheer

    1. Re:If Mr. Linux did the same thing by TWX · · Score: 1

      Who's Mr. Linux?

      Personally, I'm trying to reduce the number of machines running at home, to the point that I'm looking at multi-head setups. I don't need six computers for two people when they're idle 90% of the time...

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    2. Re:If Mr. Linux did the same thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If only "Mr.Linux" was an actual person or company...

    3. Re:If Mr. Linux did the same thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who's Mr. Linux?

      Linux is only an idea.

      Ideas are bulletproof.

      Farewell.

  7. Yeah, 1 million ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Correct. Who cares...

  8. How do you calculate space and power... by msauve · · Score: 3, Insightful

    He simply said "servers." Most of them could be VMs running on a much smaller number of hosts.

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    1. Re:How do you calculate space and power... by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      While running VMs is more flexible, is there too much overhead in the tradeoff? Especially with a million servers and all.

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    2. Re:How do you calculate space and power... by Decker-Mage · · Score: 1

      While running VMs is more flexible, is there too much overhead in the tradeoff? Especially with a million servers and all.

      Which does need some consideration. Supposedly, in a perfect virtualized environment you'd see about 2-3% knocked off, in a headless configuration (no preferred guest OS VM installed on top of the host) and with perfect loading. However it's an imperfect world and no matter how you automagically mix and match loads, assuming it's allowed for those guests (think HIPAA, etc.), you're going to see more inefficiency. How much? No one seems to be releasing real numbers that I know of. It's quite literally a billion dollar question for the host providers and perhaps a trillion dollar question for the world.

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    3. Re:How do you calculate space and power... by cusco · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Not really. Microsoft's Quincy data center started virtualizing servers and they saved so much electricity that they didn't hit Bonneville Power Association's target energy usage to qualify for the huge discount they normally get. To make up the difference they opened all the vents in the middle of winter, turned the heaters on full blast, and burned $70,000 in electricity in a week. The renegotiated the next year's contract with the BPA so they haven't had to repeat that particular bit of foolishness.

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    4. Re:How do you calculate space and power... by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      Stacks of xboxes, maybe.

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    5. Re:How do you calculate space and power... by mr_shifty · · Score: 1

      He simply said "servers." Most of them could be VMs running on a much smaller number of hosts.

      LOL, not with Hyper-V it wouldn't be. ;)

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    6. Re:How do you calculate space and power... by dbIII · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And people wonder why we consider some management to be utter clowns not worth the oxygen? Both people that negotiated that mess would probably make a greater contribution to the world if they were introduced into the food chain instead of running large organisations. The replacements should then be chosen on merit instead of family connections or drinking buddies.

    7. Re:How do you calculate space and power... by kriston · · Score: 1

      Except that this actually did not happen. MSFT threatened to consume power but they did not actually do it. The utility reduced its fine to $60,000.

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  9. Conversion by Capt.DrumkenBum · · Score: 0

    So what is that is Linux Servers?
    What, about 6... Maybe 7.

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    1. Re:Conversion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, probably about 100 Linux servers.

    2. Re:Conversion by symbolset · · Score: 1

      If we are talking about 1 million Linux virtual hosts with 1GB RAM at classic 2% average loads then that would be about 3,000 BL460 Gen 8 with max RDIMM ram (384GB and 16 cores/32 threads each can support an average of up to 10% load for 1,000 virtual hosts), or 52 racks. If the virtual hosts need 512MB then, 27 racks. If you want to go to the edge and not overprovision 5x like a responsible person would and use LRDIMM, 6 racks. That's not a global network of datacenters. It's a data closet.

      I think they're talking about physical, not virtual servers. And they're dealing with legacy tech.

      Of course with a 2,000 to 1 ratio of physical servers to virtual servers the question becomes: why does Microsoft need more than one virtual server for every human who has Internet access? We don't even use Bing. I'm guessing the answer has something to do with backend processing and the NSA.

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    3. Re:Conversion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would you use virtual servers on dedicated hardware to do some number crunching for the NSA? Surely, the dedicated hardware itself would be faster than having multiple virtual instances.

    4. Re:Conversion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Build and Release management (for all of microsoft's products, good or bad, that is still supported)
      Hardware and software testing for Client and Server releases (again, all supported versions have to be accounted for)
      Bing
      *.microsoft.com
              www
              forums
              HeyScriptingGuy
              kb
              office
      Technet
      Windows update
      msdn downloads / storage
      Azure (Cloud services)
      Hotmail.com
      outlook.com (hosted exchange)
      AD domain for corporate users (include Email)
      Sharepoint
      Xbox live
      DNS servers for everything above + what i've left out
      redundant datacenters to account for drunk driver's, ddos, etc...
      Global Datacenter mirroring, to prevent Uk users needing to come to the states for access to any of the above

      1 million seems kind of low when you take all of this into account

  10. A million servers ... by NikeHerc · · Score: 0

    and ms still can't write decent code!

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    1. Re:A million servers ... by Decker-Mage · · Score: 1

      Apparently neither can anyone else. When I started down the software engineering trail I was taught by some people (mostly men but some seriously intense women too) who happened to take programming extremely seriously. Zero defect was the gold standard. Hell, the only standard. If you couldn't do that, you really needed to be in another line of work. Lives were on the line and if you fucked up, someone, may a lot of someones, will die. Now we have EULA's that swear up and down that using any given product in such an environment, you are breaking the agreement. I've worked in nuclear, military, & medicine sooo.. Nice out there you deep pockets you. Sorry, failure wasn't an option in my line of work. Seriously. Aside from the fact that software engineering was something I did in my downtime, my life, the lives of people I knew, and untold other lives depended on zero defects. And if I fucked up, blaming it on Microsoft, Intel, IBM, or any other company wasn't an option.

      Again, my life literally was in my own hands. As in "life in prison." No one has ever found a security hole or a defect yet in 20+ years and I didn't write small, single function applications. Blaming MS for not writing good code is really blaming a whole system that turns out barely usable code with the only safety being that if you fuck up, it's your fault using it whatever in some EULA excluded environment. And as for you, betcha you've got exclusions on the use of your code as well.

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    2. Re:A million servers ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They can write code very well, they just don't have the right mindset for the delivery. Most of the time a computer crashes is because of a third party driver, not the OS.

    3. Re:A million servers ... by reluctantjoiner · · Score: 2
      I think there's three things happening here:
      1. There's no market for bullet proof software;
      2. Liability for bugs in non life critical situations has never been with the vendors;
      3. Engineering - given the above wearing the cost to make bug free software doesn't yield a good enough benefit, especially when you see what your competitors can get away with.

      It would be nice if software engineering were practiced as a real engineering discipline. I suspect that the cost of bugs is not being quantified correctly or else people would demand and pay for quality. A similar situation exists in security. People aren't willing to take proper measures because the consequences of failure aren't immediate.

    4. Re:A million servers ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Blaming MS for not writing good code is really blaming a whole system that turns out barely usable code with the only safety being that if you fuck up, it's your fault using it whatever in some EULA excluded environment.

      Blaming the system is wrong, too. There is such thing as good enough. In most situations it is good enough, which also makes it affordable. Why do you have to blame something or someone? It is what we all want. It sounds like the type of applications you write are used in very specific environments with tightly controlled measures to prevent inadvertent and unexpected changes (not a dig--I write code for airplanes). Many times, this is much easier, in a way, than writing a general purpose operating system suite.

    5. Re: A million servers ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sober up, douche.

  11. Comparison to Utah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    MS is much bigger than the U.S. initiative if gov't reports are correct. The Utah Data Center only requires 65 Mw http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Utah_Data_Center.

  12. Homage by TWX · · Score: 1

    *pinkie up against corner of mouth* "One MEEELLLEYION Servers!"

    Ballmer kind of does look and act like a super-villain, doesn't he?

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    1. Re:Homage by roc97007 · · Score: 1, Funny

      But without the class.

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    2. Re:Homage by reluctantjoiner · · Score: 1

      Has anyone checked what variety of wine he drinks with his fish?

    3. Re:Homage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I asked. It's actually blood. Same visual effect, much more terrifying than suddenly realising that the barbarian across from you serves red wine with fish.

  13. MS is hosting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    MS is much bigger than the U.S. initiative if gov't reports are correct. The Utah Data Center only requires 65 Mw http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Utah_Data_Center.

    Of course the Government can have a smaller initiative! Most of their stuff is hosed by MS, Google and Amazon!

  14. Cloud? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They should move all that content to the Azure cloud and save space and money.

  15. could be double speak by hAckz0r · · Score: 2
    Ballmer might have talking (CEO double speak) about VM's, blades, or even CPU cores when referring nebulously to the term "servers", without actually defining what exactly he considers a server.

    For all we know, I have 16 servers running on my desktop OS, and another 160 attached to my home network by his definition. The real question is what value does it bring to his customers, not the quantity of them.

    1. Re:could be double speak by jader3rd · · Score: 1

      You're acting as it Ballmer kept track of the servers, and could possibly care about the differences between VMs, blades, or whatever. He's probably just regurgitating some number that one of his directs told him.

    2. Re:could be double speak by Joshua+Fan · · Score: 1

      Hey now, 5 billion transistors!

    3. Re:could be double speak by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It's fun to picture how that conversation must have went.

      Ballmer: Minions! How many servers do we have? I need an answer RITE NAOOOOO

      Ballmer's Right Hand: IT director! How many servers do we have? Ballmer must know NAO!

      Bored IT Director, watching Austin Powers: One MILLION, sir.

      Ballmer's Right Hand: Excellent, thanks!

    4. Re:could be double speak by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ballmer was not a big fan of LOCs(Lines Of Code) but now he seems to care or boast about ROSs(Racks Of Servers). He's gone mad I tell you, mad.

  16. wtf? by JediJorgie · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So does anyone on /. actually contribute to a conversation anymore?

    No wonder none of my coworkers come here anymore.

    1. Re:wtf? by Horshu · · Score: 1

      I feel your pain.

    2. Re:wtf? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So does anyone on /. actually contribute to a conversation anymore?

      No wonder none of my coworkers come here anymore.

      It took you this long to notice?

    3. Re:wtf? by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      here's a contribution. they said they would have 2x the power of your xbox for you in the cloud. how many xbox ones are they going to sell?

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    4. Re:wtf? by booch · · Score: 1

      So does anyone on /. actually contribute to a conversation anymore?

      No wonder none of my coworkers come here anymore.

      Nobody comes here any more -- it's too crowded.

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  17. One MILLION Servers~ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just so they can display 1 frame of Vista UI.

  18. Finds a use for its unsold... by tuppe666 · · Score: 0

    http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/articles/492120/20130718/microsoft-takes-900-million-charge-surface-tablets.htm ...store of six million Surface tablets.

    Perhaps they should install Android.

  19. Skype is partially funded by NSA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A while ago I was informed by an auditor that was assigned to work at Microsoft for a while that the NSA is partially funding the data-centers for Microsoft and have been doing so even before Microsoft had acquired them. That person did not tell me how much they were spending but they said it's enough for Microsoft to feel good about it.

  20. How about google? by Alomex · · Score: 1

    Google has 4x the market share, so a back of the envelope calculation suggests that Google has 4M servers.

    1. Re:How about google? by new+death+barbie · · Score: 1

      ... you needed an envelope for that?

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  21. and if they were running something else... by Heebie · · Score: 1

    If they weren't using Windows on those million servers, they could do the job with about 600,000 servers instead.

  22. Servers by Ashenkase · · Score: 1

    servers... servers... servers... servers.. servers...

  23. More interesting number by gmuslera · · Score: 1

    How much of those servers (if run Windows, at least) have applied the patches that are not yet available for the normal customers because they are still in the NSA exploit queue?

    1. Re:More interesting number by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      None i'm afraid.

  24. still struggling... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    with only 500,000 concurrent connections

  25. Since they do mail hosting by dbIII · · Score: 1

    Since they do mail hosting that's probably half right and a large proportion of them are mail servers. It probably works well most of the time, but I've only ever been exposed to that side of their business due to an utterly stupid fuckup that took them a week to resolve because that's how long the trouble ticket queue is - that's how little respect they had for their client with more than twenty thousand email accounts. I wasn't working for that client of theirs but instead trying to contact someone there while their Microsoft hosted email was down for a week.

  26. How about correctly reporting Market share by tuppe666 · · Score: 4, Informative

    http://gs.statcounter.com/#search_engine-ww-monthly-201206-201306 A quick look at market share put Google at 90%...with Bing at less than 4% at least in the search arena. So about 22 times larger.

    In areas such as online email outlook.com has 420 million (18 February 2013) vs Gmail 425 million (June 2012) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Outlook.com and https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gmail ...which I would kindly call a draw.

    For their Choosing a Cloud-Based Office Systems http://rcpmag.com/articles/2013/04/23/google-apps-vs-microsoft-office.aspx "In terms of user numbers, Google Apps had about 10 percent of the cloud-office market in 2007, 20 percent in 2009, and between 33 percent and 50 percent in 2012, according to Gartner's analysis." Which again I am going to kindly call it draw.

    That is without looking at the servers for Google+; YouTube; Play and Maps where Microsoft does not have a product, or at All those Microsoft servers that deal with activation and updates...and a whole host mysterious information.

    The bottom line though is that 4X market share is not right for anything.

    1. Re:How about correctly reporting Market share by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You forget Skype, Azure (CDN + Cloud), XBOX, microsoft.com etc etc etc ...

  27. Obligatory shot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    If the servers ran Linux, maybe they'd only need 500,000 !!

    1. Re:Obligatory shot by flyingfsck · · Score: 1

      Less than that. Although most of those MS Servers probably run BSD, not Windows.

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  28. Re:Microsoft by Mike+Frett · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'd byte, but there's too much Glass from the broken Windows.

  29. server by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    when i saw the word server I thought of a waiter or waitress who works in a restaurant. been watching the Food Network too much. lol

    i was like, Microsoft owns restaurants?? huh?

  30. Sane units by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 1

    For the benefit those of us who think that quoting power figures in units of A*Wh/B is just as stupid as using US customary units:

      2.6TWh/year = 297 MW

    1. Re:Sane units by a_n_d_e_r_s · · Score: 1

      Facebook servers in Sweden are expected to use 1TWh/year when fully operational - in 3 data centers located next to each others. So looks like Facebook will use something around 100 000 cpu per center.

      Assuming the calculations is corrent.

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  31. Only 50% are customer-facing by sootman · · Score: 5, Funny

    One half exists just to supply updates to the other half.

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  32. NSA by Cinnaman · · Score: 1

    Is there a way to get the NSA to disclose how many servers is has? Or Google for that matter? Sifting audio and video data for key words or copyrighted content must consume huge resources.

  33. Anyone else picture it like this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ballmer: We have ONE MILLION servers!!!!! /Dr.Evilfinger

    (Rest of the world laughs)

  34. server comparison (BSD vs Micro$loth) by JThaddeus · · Score: 4, Funny

    I attended the first ApacheCon in 1998. One of the top brass at Yahoo (founder? CEO?) spoke on open source software. I don't recall all the details, but I remember him saying that they had about 450 servers running BSD.

    During the Q&A, someone asked what version of BSD they were running. As I recall he said that over half were running the latest, another 30% or so were on one version earlier, and the rest--15-20%--were on an older version. This caused a mummer from the audience, and an ASF panelist asked for elaboration.

    Oh, replied they Yahooligan, why the old OS? Well it doesn't seem to make much sense to reboot a server that's run for over 18 months without a problem just to upgrade the OS.

    At this point the president of the ASF, Brian Behlendorf, stepped to the mic and said, "Let's hear Microsoft say that ."

    The crowd went wild (except for the two MS reps in front of me).

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    1. Re:server comparison (BSD vs Micro$loth) by fisted · · Score: 1

      Nice story, although for someone familiar with *BSD the punchline is clearly "[...] someone asked what version of BSD they were running. As I recall he said that over half were running the latest [...]"

    2. Re:server comparison (BSD vs Micro$loth) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Correct - they kept expanding, new server purchases - newest running latest - ie - over doubled their server count...

      derp....

    3. Re:server comparison (BSD vs Micro$loth) by flyingfsck · · Score: 1

      Exactly. I've run various Red Hat servers for over 4 years without a reboot or an upgrade. If it works - leave it alone.

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  35. The biggest question by shantanusharma · · Score: 0

    Does it run on Linux?

  36. onlive tryed cloud gaming and that was not as good by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    with high data usage for those on capped connections, lag, freezing and smeary visuals.

    there OnLive Desktop service was a violation of the Windows 7 license agreement,

    users must be located within 1,000 miles (1,600 km) of one of these to receive high-quality service.

    The internet will need to get better for cloud to work and for some stuff the control lag can be a killer try cable vod add you see that your inputs take some time to work and that is ok for a movie but not for a game.

  37. A million servers isn't cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A million servers isn't cool

    You know what's cool?

    A billion servers. NOT.

    1. Re:A million servers isn't cool by Thor+Ablestar · · Score: 1

      They cannot be cool. If "cool" means low temperature, then almost every computer I ever was able to test was cooler under FreeBSD than under Windows. The only notable exception was HP notebook with 2 video cards that was impossible to deactivate under X.

      If the servers make something useful, then they also cannot be cool since cool means idle.

      If "cool" means outstanding, then I believe that the only Microsoft thing that doesn't suck is a vacuum cleaner.

  38. "Microsoft Has 1 Million Servers. So What?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well ok: "So what?" Then, What do YOU have?? That would be my return question! Personally, I wish I could afford & fund that many machines - I'd LOVE to play with distributed cluster driven database programming with a million systems (multicore to the max, loaded with RAM, & nothing but SSD (with True SSD based on DDR2 RAM for paging)).

    * I think 1 million of anything is a big number - I think it's cool for a little "factoid trivia" to know MS has this setup working for them...

    APK

    P.S.=> Face it: If you're "into computing", really, Really, REALLY into it & can apply yourself in it? 1 million server-class systems would be excellent to have @ your disposal - projects that take too long? No problem if they can be busted up in SOME way (most can), threaded, & distributed...

    ... apk

    1. Re:"Microsoft Has 1 Million Servers. So What?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      nothing but SSD (with True SSD based on DDR2 RAM for paging)).

      Umm, if you're using DDR2, why would you use it as "disk" for paging and not just as extra RAM? I mean, yes, it's a bit slower than DDR(>2), but not having to deal with page faults should over come that.

  39. Azure by cmay · · Score: 2

    No one here seems to be realizing that this is completely about Azure. Microsoft has been moving very strongly into the IaaS and PaaS market with the various Azure offerings over the last 5 years, and it's totally clear that they are making this a huge part of their business going forward. This is why they are promoting the number of servers they have, because providing those resources to people on demand is how they will make a large part of their revenue going forward.

    1. Re:Azure by booch · · Score: 1

      Hmm, excellent analysis. I'm actually surprised that nobody else pointed that out.

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  40. Now I understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    all those reports of 1.5 million Windows Servers actually running worldwide.

    I just have to wonder who has the other half million?

  41. Hope they aren't running Windows by guruevi · · Score: 4, Funny

    Imagine the licensing cost to run 1M servers on MS Windows Server ($1k/CPU or something like that). They would save a lot of money switching to Linux!

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    1. Re:Hope they aren't running Windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those servers are probably running MS SQL and I am very interested to know if they have enough Client Access Licenses to cover all of us with our Windows boxes running WindowsUpdate asynchronously. Or if they are running Oracle, the licensing would be unimaginable. I guess they would have to eat their own dogfood, since buying someone else's would cost too much.
       

  42. 1 million windows servers = 100,000 UNIX servers.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, UNIX is just that good and Windows Servers are never supposed to be tasked for more than 1 purpose... PDC - standalone, BDC - Standalone, Exchange Server - Standalone, SQL Server - Cluster, etc....

    Can multipurpose, multi-app a UNIX box, before even starting to do things with Virtualization...

  43. 4 servers = 1 househould by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i don't think so!

    1. Re:4 servers = 1 househould by Thor+Ablestar · · Score: 1

      Let us calculate. I have no idea about US homes but I pay for apartment in Siberia where live my, say, cousins. I pay about 200 Roubles a month (about US$ 6.25 - US$ is about 32 Roubles). Tariff is 0.72 Roubles per kWh (about US$ 0.0225 per kWh). It amounts to 0.37 kW of average power consumption.

      In comparison, PS of my computer is rated to 0.75 kW, and TDP of it's processor is 0.125 kW.

  44. In Soviet Russia in 90-s... by Thor+Ablestar · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ... Microsoft rejects YOU!

    Seriously, in 90-s in Russia FreeBSD was the system of choice of ISP. Not Linux, not Microsoft. And I have read that once upon a time in 90-s the FreeBSD FTP site took world's first place in total download. The second place was taken by Microsoft site.

    Hardware difference was shocking: FreeBSD was a quite old single processor Pentium Pro. It was housed in 5 ATX boxes, 4 of them were filled with SCSI HDD. Microsoft site was a complex of more than 50 computers. So I believe that FreeBSD is more than 50 times more efficient than Microsoft OS, in condition that both OS are serviced by properly educated personnel.

    Returning to this article, I believe that 980000 Microsoft servers just waste energy, space and personnel resources. It's enough energy for 225400 US homes.

    1. Re:In Soviet Russia in 90-s... by hawk · · Score: 2

      > And I have read that once upon a time in 90-s the FreeBSD FTP site
      > took world's first place in total download.

      Err . . . having been around then . . . the current FreeBSD machine tended to hold the ftp data rate records.

      This lasted for years, across many versions, and was generally not the latest & greatest hardware.

      hawk

  45. But... by flyingfsck · · Score: 3, Funny

    do they run Linux?

    Someone got to ask you know.

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  46. Translation by hawk · · Score: 1

    MS has a million servers.

    This is equivalent to, what, 100k Linux servers, or 50k BSD servers?

    hawk, who remembers the hotmail attempted conversion from FreeBSD to Windows when MS bought it

  47. Did you ever read your MS EULA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    they have to put all your data some place and as we all now know, the NSA has login accounts.

  48. The maximum uptime for Windows is ~17 months by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    More specifically, it is 497 + N days, due to this defect: http://support.microsoft.com/kb/2553549

    Note that you can only request for hotfix. No patch for this defect will be applied through regular Windows Update.

    1. Re:The maximum uptime for Windows is ~17 months by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The fix is in KB2775511, which is available for download and import into your WSUS / SCCM server.

      Not sure why they don't dish this out via Windows Update, but hey, it's probably to do with all those versions of windows MS needlessly market.

    2. Re:The maximum uptime for Windows is ~17 months by prandal · · Score: 1

      KB2775511 has substantially reduced the CPU load and improved file-sharing performance on one of our heavily-used Windows 2008 R2 file servers.

      Microsoft recommends that it be applied to both servers and workstations.

      http://blogs.technet.com/b/askpfeplat/archive/2013/03/12/slow-boot-slow-login-sbsl-hotfix-rollup-for-windows-7-and-server-2008-r2-available-today.aspx

      But there may be problems with it under some circumstances:

      http://blogs.msdn.com/b/winsdk/archive/2013/05/13/roll-up-update-kb-2775511-reports-with-smb-2-0-data-truncation.aspx

  49. Google is now laughing by Nikademus · · Score: 2

    I guess, now, people who know the number of servers at google are laughing hard at MS

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  50. Operational Culture at Microsoft vs Amazon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's a great talk by an engineer from Amazon, who shares some information about the retail website's migration over to EC2. For those who haven't used it, one of the nice features of EC2 is the ability to "autoscale" - when the load on a server fleet changes (as defined by automatically-gathered metrics such as CPU utilization or memory consumption), hosts can be automatically added or removed. This is useful to Amazon because the load on the site changes all the time. People shop more during the day, and few shop during the night. Many more people shop in the leadup to Christmas, and the rest of the year is relatively quiet.

    I think the intersting part about it is the cultural change that's come from it. We like to come to these conferences and say "well, how big is your server fleet?". "Oh my god you run tens of thousands of servers, that has to be amazing!". At Amazon, we've sort of changed that dynamic. The rock stars of ops now are the people who figure out how to make fleets small, not the people who figure out how to make fleets big.

    Ballmer is basically bragging about how big his company's server fleet is, and I think this shows that Microsoft's server infrastructure is still a little less mature than the more established Internet companies.

    Bragging about how many servers you run is like bragging about how much memory your application consumes - it's nothing to be proud of.

  51. Run VMware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If they ran VMware they could probably get that count down to 500,000-600,000 servers.

  52. So what indeed by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 3, Funny

    Can we put that on the end of all Slashdot headlines from now on?

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  53. Not funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It isn't unreasonable to presume their efficacy to be about on par with their usual "server" software. Which indeed means that their million is only worth ~300000 servers running other operating systems and server software.

  54. Expect improvements to the System Idle Process ;-) by coofercat · · Score: 1

    A quick run around those million servers shows the most used app is the System Idle Process. Microsoft's marketing department is already looking at how it can rebrand and promote this awesome app. Research suggests Linux doesn't even have a System Idle Process, so Microsoft is hoping to capitalise on this in the constant battle of Windows vs. Linux.

  55. I use RamDisks/RamDrives in hardware thus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I move the following off my wd Velociraptor sata II 10,000 rpm 16mb buffered harddisks that are driven off a Promise Ex-8350 128mb ECC ram caching raid sata 1/2 controller (which also lessens physical head movement on disks & this is where I am going to make it even faster via lessening its workloads, read on & reduces fragmentation as well in the same stroke - "bonus") onto my 4gb DDR2 Gigabyte IRAM PCIExpress ramdisk card:

    A.) Pagefile.sys (partition #1 1gb size, rest is on 3gb partition next)
    B.) OS & App level logging (EventLogs + App Logging)
    C.) WebBrowser caches, histories, sessions & browsers too
    D.) Print Spooling
    E.) %Temp% ops (OS & user level temp ops environmental variable values alterations)
    F.) %Tmp% ops (OS & user level temp ops environmental variable values alterations)
    G.) %Comspec% (command interpreter location, cmd.exe in this case, & in DOS/Win9x years before, command.com also)
    H.) Lastly - I also place my custom hosts file onto it, via redirecting where it's referenced by the OS, here in the registry (for performance AND security):

    HKLM\system\CurrentControlSet\services\Tcpip\Parameters

    (Specifically altering the "DataBasePath" parameter there which also acts more-or-less, like a *NIX shadow password system also!)

    * All of which lessen the amount of work my "main" OS & programs slower mechanical hard disks have to do, "speeding them up" by lessening their workload, fragmentation, and speeding up access/seek latency for the things in the list above too.

    APK

    P.S.=> Thus, hdd's can concentrate on program &/or data fetches that are still hdd bound (& not kernelmode diskcaching subsystem cached in 4gb of DDR3 system ram here either yet), & being done on a media that has no heads to move, & thus, more mechanical latency + slower seek/access as you get on hard disks + reduced filesystem fragmentations due to that all, also (bonus!)... &, it works!

    ... apk

  56. who taught this dude math? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If a million servers (assuming that they're all real servers and not virtual servers) take the electricity of 230,000 homes in America, then that means that roughly each server uses a little less than 1/4 of the electricity of a home? My dryer, oven, water heater and TV are all laughing their asses off at this stupid statement.

  57. Additionally, on paging: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can't REALLY truly fully 'escape' it: Exes pageback to themselves.

    * Which of course, that is WHY folks who disable paging on their machines (4gb or better types in system RAM onboard 32 or 64-bit OS notwithstanding) still see paging...

    APK

    P.S.=> It's not necessarily to the pagefile.sys is why or a temp one: It's due to the above fact! Had to add that "bit of trivia" factoid in above my last response to you on HOW I use RamDisk/RamDrive hardware not based on FLASH but rather DDR2 Ram, here -> http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=3990261&cid=44327003 which you *may* find, "enlightening" hopefully... it works! apk

  58. Post Haste! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Those million servers support stupid development gambles like Windows 8. And continued Elvis moves to be government lacky #1. Hey lets all type with our thumbs now too oh wow! Blackberry failed, I guess quality tactile keyboards anywhere are out! Its the end of the PC oh my I guess that means its the end of mouse-driven desktop GUIs. You know those multi-desktop GUI features in Linux were damn cool, oh well I guess we'll never copy those types of features now! OMG da wisdom of it all OMG! Its a new era! My word is my bond even though they will drive this company into the dirt and bury it. Follow me, with haste, my yes-men, my lemmings!

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  60. Obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can't believe someone hasn't already said this.

    Surely 640K servers should be enough for anybody.

    *ducks.

  61. Mark of a poor os by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Windoze being Windoze means it gets the least out of server hardware compared to other os such as flavours of Unix. It's no surprise that they need more hosts to achieve what they could achieve with a different os and less hardware. Hardly a shock and almost an admittance to how awful Windoze is.