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How Joel Spolsky Shot Down a Microsoft Patent In 15 Minutes

Thornburg contributes news of a story spotted on Techmeme, writing: "[Joel Spolsky of] Joel On Software has a story about how he found and submitted prior art for a Microsoft patent listed on Ask Patents in 15 minutes. The patent was rejected based largely on the document he submitted." Spolsky gives a very readable introduction to the patent system, and software patents in particular; I especially like this part: "Software patent applications are of uniformly poor quality. They are remarkably easy to find prior art for. Ask Patents can be used to block them with very little work. And this kind of individual destruction of one software patent application at a time might start to make a dent in the mountain of bad patents getting granted. ... How cool would it be if Apple, Samsung, Oracle and Google got into a Mexican Standoff on Ask Patents? If each of those companies had three or four engineers dedicating a few hours every day to picking off their competitors’ applications, the number of granted patents to those companies would grind to a halt."

175 comments

  1. Mutually Assured Destruction by Joining+Yet+Again · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The big boys build weaponry to keep each other in check, and to eliminate all the smaller boys.

    Works nicely for them all.

    Don't know why they'd rock the boat.

    1. Re:Mutually Assured Destruction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Works nicely for them all.

      Not any more.

      "The ‘irrelevance of Microsoft’ illustrated in a single chart
      Microsoft’s share of connected device sales peaked at more than 90% in early 2009. Consider that for a moment — more than nine out of every 10 connected devices sold were powered by a Microsoft operating system. Fast forward to the first quarter of 2013 and Microsoft’s share of connected device sales has plummeted to just over 20%."
      http://bgr.com/2013/07/22/microsoft-market-share-connected-devices/

    2. Re:Mutually Assured Destruction by jeffmeden · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The big boys build weaponry to keep each other in check, and to eliminate all the smaller boys.

      Works nicely for them all.

      Don't know why they'd rock the boat.

      This, thread over. It "would be cool" as Joel points out, if the patent gorillas did their own policing via Ask Patents but it will never happen, they are in a profitable standoff now, why would they ever want to trade it for an unprofitable one?

      Come up with a way to force peer review with proper incentives (maybe for every one you submit you must read and sign off on three more, and the more you shoot down the higher on the list yours goes for priority granting if it passes) and you might have a system that starts to work in a quasi-normal way.

    3. Re:Mutually Assured Destruction by farrellj · · Score: 5, Interesting

      So let's change the rules...create a Kickstarter campaign to fund a patent-bounty system. If funded, the fund pays out $10 per-patent that is squashed. Suddenly, it becomes a game for people to compete with each other to kill off patents. Even if a person can only do one an hour, that is better pay than minimum wage in many US States, or around the world. And once a year, they can throw a conference, and give out awards to the top "sharp-shooters" who kill off the most patents!

      Turn killing bad patents into a game where you can make money, and we can have the patent-trolls slain in short order!

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    4. Re:Mutually Assured Destruction by ArcadeMan · · Score: 3, Funny

      The irrelevance of who?

    5. Re:Mutually Assured Destruction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    6. Re:Mutually Assured Destruction by CastrTroy · · Score: 2

      Yes, but only because they started connecting a whole new class of devices. Microsoft isn't interested in making fridges, but some of those are connected to the internet now. They still have over 90% of the PC market, which is undergoing some shrinkage due to people not needing to upgrade as often, but MS still has a very sustainable market. They might need to lay off a few people, but it's not like MS is going to disappear completely. Even if they lost the entire consumer market because everybody wanted to use Android or IOS at home, they would still have a big market with the business market as Android and IOS seem to be completely ignoring.

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    7. Re:Mutually Assured Destruction by jalopezp · · Score: 3, Informative

      of whom.

    8. Re:Mutually Assured Destruction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      40,000 x 10 = $400,000. But what if more than one person helped kill the patent. Who gets the bounty?

      Who is paying for this. You say kickstarter, but is that a reliable form? The people who would pay for this are mostly the people who would want to be paid for this.

    9. Re:Mutually Assured Destruction by fustakrakich · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's alright. Microsoft owns a piece of Apple and all the other players. Only the Microsoft name 'loses' something in this shell game.

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      “He’s not deformed, he’s just drunk!”
    10. Re:Mutually Assured Destruction by cold+fjord · · Score: 5, Funny

      I tried watching Dr. Whom once. Didn't much care for it.

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      much of left-wing thought is a kind of playing with fire by people who don't even know that fire is hot - George Orwell
    11. Re:Mutually Assured Destruction by robot_love · · Score: 5, Insightful

      A bunch of small minded people are going to tell you this is impossible, but that's because many people react to new ideas with "I can think of a problem with your idea, therefore it won't work" rather than "let's see how we can make this work".

      I think you may well be on to something. It could be the most important thing you do in your life. Explore this further. If you need someone to write some software for it (a web app?), let me know, and I'll contribute.

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    12. Re:Mutually Assured Destruction by bondsbw · · Score: 3, Funny

      Funny, even though the article says that Windows 95 was the peak for Microsoft, the same article says

      PC sales were 59m units in 1995 and rose to over 350m in 2012

      I'll be glad to take some of that failure off their hands.

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    13. Re:Mutually Assured Destruction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      If funded, the fund pays out $10 per-patent that is squashed. Suddenly, it becomes a game for people to compete with each other to kill off patents. Even if a person can only do one an hour, that is better pay than minimum wage in many US States, or around the world.

      You say that as if someone educated enough to understand a patent AND locate/document suitable prior art could/would work for $10/hr... We have student loans to pay off!

    14. Re:Mutually Assured Destruction by alen · · Score: 1

      its not that hard considering the fact that most of the current tech was developed in the 1970's and 80's by uncool companies like Apple, MS, AOL, Cisco and a few others.

      people are just lazy and think that google invented everything and don't want to bother searching

    15. Re:Mutually Assured Destruction by interkin3tic · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Also they're taking the sea urchin approach.

      Sea urchins spew out sperm and eggs into the ocean, making millions of embryos. The numbers is the advantage. Each individual embryo is incredibly weak and defenseless, most will be gulped up by some predator. Doesn't matter, enough will get through for the sea urchin to successfully reproduce.

      This guy shot down a MS patent in 15 minutes? Every bit helps, but until we do something about the thousands of parasitic, idiotic patents that people aren't catching, it won't be much.

      For this metaphor to REALLY fit, sea urchins would have to attach to computers, mobile phones, and technology and eat it. But fortunately they don't. That would be really annoying and gross.

    16. Re:Mutually Assured Destruction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      INB4 Joel Spolsky becoming the equivalent to Saddam (or Iran) who "supposedly" has or wants to acquire WMDs, and therefore must be stopped... according to the ones who already have shitloads of those very same WMDs and sometimes even sold them to him in the first place.

      "Hashtag IRONY, Hashtag COGNITIVE DISSONANCE" as the (uncool) kids* say nowadays.

      ___
      * And with "kids" we mean: Actually only 45-year-old losers in their mid-life crisis and marketing companies, who both thought Twitter was "the cool thing that kids do", even though no kid would even touch it with a pitchfork exactly because of those losers hanging around there.

    17. Re:Mutually Assured Destruction by DarkOx · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If you really want to tear down the system of software patents though what you want to do is disrupt the balance of power. Right now big industry rivals share patent pools etc because it keeps new guys from entering the market; the pools work because they know if they don't all cooperate anyone of them could totally derail the business of the other.

      So what really really want do is identify the pools, and players. Take a group like RIM/Apple/Google and focus your energy on just one of them. If you invalidate enough of Apple's key patents it puts them in a position where RIM and Google could use theirs as a club to gain market advantage, so Apple will be forced to take swipes at invalidating RIM and Google's patents in order to disarm them. You'd get a force multiplier effect.

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    18. Re:Mutually Assured Destruction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was someone for whom I did not much care.

    19. Re:Mutually Assured Destruction by samwichse · · Score: 2

      Because the first one to send an FU to its competitors will trigger a hot war?

      It's the prisoner's dilemma really, all it takes is one of the competitors to realize its sinking by maintaining its patent truce with the others and try to get a first-mover advantage by sniping the others patents. Things after that would quickly escalate.

      Just look what happened with the patent lawsuit and Apple.

    20. Re:Mutually Assured Destruction by rjstanford · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Even if a person can only do one an hour...

      You do realize that one per hour is the great exception rather than the rule, right? It probably takes over an hour to read and understand most patents well enough to determine what exactly what nuanced change is being described as novel - not because of obfuscation, but because non-obvious things are non-obvious to explain.

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    21. Re:Mutually Assured Destruction by cold+fjord · · Score: 1

      Dr. Who, on the other hand, I have enjoyed in the past. Future Doctors....?

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    22. Re:Mutually Assured Destruction by shentino · · Score: 1

      What worries me is that this boat might only get rocked one way and that political favors from the USPTO pushed down from on high result in a one sided disarmament that screws over everyone else that didn't grease the right palms.

      There's a reason we don't completely disarm our nukes. We can't trust that everyone else will do the same.

      Also, there's still the risk that a wild patent troll, err...terrorist will nab a loose nuke and launch it anyway.

    23. Re:Mutually Assured Destruction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's nothing, I've already enjoyed Doctor Who in the future!

    24. Re:Mutually Assured Destruction by robthebloke · · Score: 1

      We have people over the age of 30 here, so please don't use unsavoury language like that again.

    25. Re:Mutually Assured Destruction by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      The big boys build weaponry to keep each other in check, and to eliminate all the smaller boys.
      Works nicely for them all.

      Hmm... I think I saw some prior art for this in a movie:

      Joshua: A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of chess?

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      It must have been something you assimilated. . . .
    26. Re:Mutually Assured Destruction by Hentes · · Score: 2

      Because spawning small troll companies allows them to sue anonymously, thus evading retribution.

    27. Re:Mutually Assured Destruction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It costs over $200 to file a patent or so. If the patent office cannot do its job, then allocating a fraction of that to someone who can seems like a reasonable solution.

    28. Re:Mutually Assured Destruction by neonfrog · · Score: 2
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      I'm thinking about it, therefore I might be.

    29. Re:Mutually Assured Destruction by Hotawa+Hawk-eye · · Score: 1

      Increase the patent filing fee by some flat amount plus some amount that's based on how many patents the filer has had accepted and has has rejected in the past year or two (this curve should be fairly steep.) Put a portion or all of that increase in escrow. Once patents are published for public review, if someone reports to the patent office prior art that causes the patent to be rejected, the first person to report that prior art receive the bounty. [In the case of multiple pieces of prior art causing the rejection, split the bounty between the first submitters either equally or based on "how compelling" the art was to the rejection.] If it's rejected for other reasons (the filer's fault for trying to patent something obvious, for instance) the patent office keeps the bounty.

      If the patent is accepted, either: 1) return the increased amount to the filer, 2) give that extra amount to the patent office [I don't really support this since it could lead to greatly increased pressure to approve a patent for the kitchen sink, not that that's not a problem now], or 3) keep it in escrow (and making interest for the patent office) for a period of time in case someone successfully challenges with prior art in the near future, at which point they receive the bounty.

      People who file one patent won't suffer more than the initial flat increase. Companies that file many patents that are all accepted won't suffer more than N times the flat increase. Companies that use a shotgun approach to patent filing will eventually see the "points" on their "patent license" increase to the point where it's not financially viable for them to file more; they have to wait until some of those failed filings age and come off their record.

    30. Re:Mutually Assured Destruction by davidbrit2 · · Score: 1

      That sounds like an objective critique.

    31. Re:Mutually Assured Destruction by davidbrit2 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      They'd probably hide the activity behind so many shell companies and legal firms that it might as well be coming from the Huffy bicycle company.

    32. Re:Mutually Assured Destruction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A bunch of research I'm too lazy to site suggests you might get more traction by not paying people. Many people would be excited to do something like this. Training and marketing -- and possibly tools to help with things like research and/or organization/form submission -- seem like the big obstacles. Any of those types of activities might be fundable via Kickstarter -- which would also help get the word out.

      The bounty might or might not help -- by offering a bounty the task becomes an economic transaction for people, and you risk putting people into the mindset of the poster who objected, saying that his/her time is too valuable to do this (...'student loans to pay off'...). Without the bounty it stays an altruistic act. The ideal thing would be to pitch it both ways and see which is most effective, but I'm not sure how you'd go about doing that...

    33. Re:Mutually Assured Destruction by AdamThor · · Score: 2

      The show for pregnant ladies? Oh, sorry. That's Doctor Womb. My mistake, carry on.

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      -- "Oh. This guy again."
    34. Re:Mutually Assured Destruction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "So what really really want do is"

      painful to read man

    35. Re:Mutually Assured Destruction by davester666 · · Score: 2

      Dr. Wh should make for a very interesting series then.
      And Dr. W, you can't handle Dr. W

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      Sleep your way to a whiter smile...date a dentist!
    36. Re:Mutually Assured Destruction by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      I second robot_love. Let's do it.

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    37. Re:Mutually Assured Destruction by Jonner · · Score: 1

      Ask Patents is a new weapon that could be used against competitors so I doubt those with large patent portfolios will be able to ignore it for long. If one of the "big boys" starts to use it, all the others will have to as well. Hopefully, it will be a catalyst to make it abundantly clear to everyone that software patents are harmful to society as a whole as more and more of them are revealed to be of poor quality and intentionally misleading.

    38. Re:Mutually Assured Destruction by meta-monkey · · Score: 2

      All, brb, applying for a software patent on a method to kill software patents. On a computer.

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    39. Re:Mutually Assured Destruction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interesting that you would consider taking profits a form of reproduction. Looks more like Predators over-eating their Prey to me.
      So long, and thanks for the fish.

    40. Re:Mutually Assured Destruction by andywebs · · Score: 1

      The correct way to do that would have been to leave out your Dr. W comment, logout, and post a reply to yourself as AC. It's less fun when you take the Dr. Wh and Dr. W joke in the same comment.

    41. Re:Mutually Assured Destruction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just went to Kickstarter to try and get this rolling. Turns out some assclown already patented the idea! Thanks, Obama!

      <sarcasm topic="First-to-file-patent-critique">

    42. Re:Mutually Assured Destruction by ewibble · · Score: 1

      You are possibly right, you could also a reward system like stack overflow, a ranking system might be enough for people to invest their time.

      All you need is a lot of people to invest a bit of time, rather than a few to invest a lot as a salary. $10/hr maybe more than minimum wage but the skill level required to read, understand and invalidate a patient may require people that can get paid more than minimum wage.

    43. Re:Mutually Assured Destruction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they obstruct me in this way, they will find my response to be not so friendly, and I don't care if the final result is legal or not.

    44. Re:Mutually Assured Destruction by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 2

      Maybe if we'd all spent a little more time in the dorms shooting for $10 bounties than headshots, we'd be paying on smaller loans.

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      Dewey, what part of this looks like authorities should be involved?
    45. Re:Mutually Assured Destruction by Livius · · Score: 1

      ...because non-obvious things are non-obvious to explain.

      And obvious things are often harder to explain, which is usually kind of thing in these 'patents'.

      To say nothing of explaining something obvious but trying to sound non-obvious...

    46. Re:Mutually Assured Destruction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The nice thing here, is that it doesn't matter that the "big boys" don't want to start a war. Anyone - even a person on his own - can shoot down patents by digging up prior art.

      So start picking on those big boys. And don't be fair - pick more on one than the others. Have an anti-apple month or whatever. Then they will feel the need to retaliate, and block someone elses patent. And you get the war going. . .

    47. Re:Mutually Assured Destruction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And it would make using a mobile phone incredibly painful.

    48. Re:Mutually Assured Destruction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I smell bullshit.

      I don't believe Microsoft had 90% of connected device sales. The highest would have been if you consider just consumer desktops it may be plausible.

      I suspect there has been a very liberal definition of connected device with the rapid uptake of smart phones which has resulted in this chart.

      So you take the desktop market which Microsoft still dominates and add it to the massively growing phone market which Microsoft has minimal share and note Microsofts percentage of the total is diminishing - no shit.

    49. Re:Mutually Assured Destruction by Raenex · · Score: 1

      It's pretty much obfuscation, perhaps necessitated by the peculiarities of patent applications, or perhaps deliberate just to make something sound technically novel when it isn't. I've read torturous software patents before that could have been described very simply otherwise.

    50. Re:Mutually Assured Destruction by Raenex · · Score: 1

      And just to follow up, if you read the article, Joel talks a fair bit about unnecessary obfuscation, starting with:

      The first technique is to try to make the language of the patent as confusing and obfuscated as possible. That actually makes it harder for a patent examiner to identify prior art or evaluate if the invention is obvious.

      and an example from the patent in question:

      This patent was, typically, obfuscated, and it used terms like "pixel density" for something that every other programmer in the world would call "resolution," either accidentally (because Microsoft's lawyers were not programmers), or, more likely, because the obfuscation makes it that much harder to search.

    51. Re:Mutually Assured Destruction by aiht · · Score: 1

      I second robot_love. Let's do it.

      I also support robot love! Equal rights for all beings!
      Oh wait... that's a previous poster's name? My bad.

    52. Re:Mutually Assured Destruction by Caetel · · Score: 1

      That's the 'benefit' of patents - you don't need to sell your own products in order to profit. What percentage of Android devices sold do Microsoft get patent royalties for? Less so for iOS, but there's still some degree of licencing - ActiveSync for example.

    53. Re:Mutually Assured Destruction by excelsior_gr · · Score: 2

      I think that "patent troll exterminator" under my "other interests and qualifications" would look good on my resume: "I believe that I could be an important asset of your legal department".

    54. Re:Mutually Assured Destruction by Shirley+Marquez · · Score: 1

      They might have had 90% of connected devices. Back then embedded devices weren't yet being connected in significant quantities, and mobile connected devices were still in the future.

    55. Re:Mutually Assured Destruction by Myopic · · Score: 1

      'Whom' is archaic. Only pedants use it, and that has been true for a couple hundred years at least. Do you also insist on "thou" as a second-person pronoun? Do you complain that "curse" and "horse" are unacceptable bastardizations of "cuss" and "hoss"?

      As a grammar nazi myself, I advise you to let this one go. The language is better without 'whom', and speakers have long since left it behind.

    56. Re: Mutually Assured Destruction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To whom it may concern:

      I verily disagree.

    57. Re:Mutually Assured Destruction by VisceralLogic · · Score: 1

      'Whom' is archaic. Only pedants use it, and that has been true for a couple hundred years at least. Do you also insist on "thou" as a second-person pronoun? Do you complain that "curse" and "horse" are unacceptable bastardizations of "cuss" and "hoss"?

      As a grammar nazi myself, I advise you to let this one go. The language is better without 'whom', and speakers have long since left it behind.

      ur right also we shud get rid of of speling punctionn an gramer as there not needed in modern languag

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    58. Re:Mutually Assured Destruction by rjstanford · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I read that too. Note that the claims themselves can often be several pages, and the whole "you only need to read the first part of each stack of claims" piece is silly because, as Joel pointed out correctly, the first piece is often very broad and strike-downable leaving all of the others to worry about. Silly example:

      1) A system comprised of a computer connected to the internet
      2) The embodiment of claim one in which the computer does something novel and unique

      Just reading the "parent claim" number one is a waste of time.

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    59. Re:Mutually Assured Destruction by Myopic · · Score: 1

      I've considered your proposal to equate what I said with what you said, and decided not to accept it.

    60. Re:Mutually Assured Destruction by VisceralLogic · · Score: 1

      Fair enough, although mine is just your position taken to the extreme. Would you find this to be an acceptable sentence: "Who should I address this to?"?

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    61. Re:Mutually Assured Destruction by HappyPsycho · · Score: 1

      Would it really matter if they hid the patent-invalidation activity behind shell companies?

      If the end result is a patent that shoundn't be issued ending up not being issued do we really care if its some shell company or the parent?

      Businesses will just become batter at tearing down the layers of shell companies to determine who the parent is, assuming they are remotely interested in that information.

    62. Re:Mutually Assured Destruction by HappyPsycho · · Score: 1

      This is still a very important first step, at the very least if we can reduce the number of new patents at some point the old patents will expire (or be invalidated) and the pools will dry up.

      First step of getting yourself out of a hole, stop digging.

    63. Re:Mutually Assured Destruction by HappyPsycho · · Score: 1

      I'm not following this argument, what difference does it make who helped invalidate the patent?

      Now your competition knows what you are doing (whether they helped invalidate the patent or not) and especially if the patent is denied they can move to mess with your market by releasing a competing product:
      - The patent application will show them how your proposed device works
      - The fact that it was denied means you can't sue them for copying.

      I think the market of Chinese knock offs showed how effective this tactic is, quality won't have to be sacrificed for a lower price than you on the basis of you have R&D costs to re-coup, they don't.

      The end result I can see is companies will only file when they are quite certain that the patent will be issued, which should put an end to the "shotgun" approach we see now.

    64. Re:Mutually Assured Destruction by tingentleman · · Score: 1

      So let's change the rules...create a Kickstarter campaign to fund a patent-bounty system. If funded, the fund pays out $10 per-patent that is squashed. Suddenly, it becomes a game for people to compete with each other to kill off patents. Even if a person can only do one an hour, that is better pay than minimum wage in many US States, or around the world. And once a year, they can throw a conference, and give out awards to the top "sharp-shooters" who kill off the most patents!

      Turn killing bad patents into a game where you can make money, and we can have the patent-trolls slain in short order!

      You can have my pledge now.

    65. Re:Mutually Assured Destruction by Myopic · · Score: 1

      Yes. (Do you want me to complain about ending a sentence with a preposition?)

      Who/m is one of the things I think the English language is better without. The other thing I want the pedants to let go of us "beg the question". Common speakers have redefined that phrase and made it better, giving it a much more clear and useful meaning, and replacing the old meaning with the more descriptive phrase "circular reasoning".

      I don't really care strongly about these things.

  2. Use AI? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe Google can come up with an "AI" search engine to help speed up that process (invalidation of patents with prior art) - keyword search etc.

    1. Re:Use AI? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it's done by Google, how can you trust it if the patent in question was filed by Google?

    2. Re:Use AI? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you don't, you rely on Microsoft and/or Apple doing something similar vs Google.

  3. Seriously? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People are still saying "Mexican Standoff "?

    1. Re:Seriously? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      What's the correct term now? Home Depot standoff?

    2. Re:Seriously? by GodInHell · · Score: 1

      A Tarantino standoff?

    3. Re:Seriously? by MightyYar · · Score: 4, Funny

      I Welched on my bet and it led to a Mexican standoff with another guy who was an Indian giver. In the end we settled it with a game of Russian Roulette. It was chaos, a real Polish Parliament. In the end, the gun didn't go off and we all felt like we were Gypped.

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    4. Re:Seriously? by ArcadeMan · · Score: 1

      I hope not, because in that case the vampires are more trouble than the standoff itself.

    5. Re:Seriously? by ArcadeMan · · Score: 2

      I Welched on my bet and it led to a Mexican standoff with another guy who was an Indian giver. In the end we settled it with a game of Russian Roulette. It was chaos, a real Polish Parliament. In the end, the gun didn't go off and we all felt like we were Gypped and the Canadians were sorry about the whole mess even though they were not involved at all.

    6. Re:Seriously? by Russ1642 · · Score: 1

      Just because it references an ethnicity, culture, or race doesn't mean it's a derogatory term.

    7. Re:Seriously? by Spudley · · Score: 2, Funny

      I Welched on my bet and it led to a Mexican standoff with another guy who was an Indian giver. In the end we settled it with a game of Russian Roulette. It was chaos, a real Polish Parliament. In the end, the gun didn't go off and we all felt like we were Gypped and the Canadians were sorry about the whole mess even though they were not involved at all.

      That whole post was Double-Dutch to me. As confusing as a game of Chinese whispers.

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    8. Re:Seriously? by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Everything offends someone, somewhere. You need to strike a balance between empathy and not going out of your freaking mind. :)

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    9. Re:Seriously? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did anyone else read this in a James Cagney, Film Noir voice?

      You'll never get me, Copper!

    10. Re:Seriously? by asliarun · · Score: 1

      I Welched on my bet and it led to a Mexican standoff with another guy who was an Indian giver. In the end we settled it with a game of Russian Roulette. It was chaos, a real Polish Parliament. In the end, the gun didn't go off and we all felt like we were Gypped and the Canadians were sorry about the whole mess even though they were not involved at all.

      That whole post was Double-Dutch to me. As confusing as a game of Chinese whispers.

      That's because the game being played by the big boys is like Chicago style politics. They give you the illusion of choice but in reality, it is a Kansas City Shuffle. You work hard, you work the system, you work the work, if you catch my drift, and you feel like you have a leg up on everyone else. You hear everyone laughing, you laugh along making fun of the other suckers, but the reality is that you are the one that was getting conned all this time.

    11. Re:Seriously? by Xenx · · Score: 3, Funny

      It's a simple balance for me.. if they can beat me up, their opinion matters.

    12. Re:Seriously? by jamiesan · · Score: 1

      Mexican's don't explode when sunlight hits them.

    13. Re:Seriously? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like a Chinese fire drill.

    14. Re:Seriously? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kenya not mention all those nationalities, it's Ghana melt my brain.

  4. Illegal Patents by shawnhcorey · · Score: 0

    All software patents are illegal. All software is algorithms and by patent law, algorithms cannot be patented. Someone should sue the US Patent Office for allowing them.

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    1. Re:Illegal Patents by CastrTroy · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Can you imagine how far back computing would be if we were all stuck with using bubble sort because all the other sorting algorithms were patented? Sure the quicksort patent would have been long expired by now, being developed in 1960, but it would have set us back quite a bit to not be able to use the more efficient sorting algorithms.

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    2. Re:Illegal Patents by jeffmeden · · Score: 1

      Can you imagine how far back computing would be if we were all stuck with using bubble sort because all the other sorting algorithms were patented? Sure the quicksort patent would have been long expired by now, being developed in 1960, but it would have set us back quite a bit to not be able to use the more efficient sorting algorithms.

      wat? The post you replied to pointed out that you should _not_ be able to patent algorithms... error, retry from start.

    3. Re:Illegal Patents by shawnhcorey · · Score: 1

      What makes you think that the current patents will be allowed to run out? After all, copyrights have been extended forever; how long before patents follow? And can you imagine what computers would be like if Knuth's books were patented?

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    4. Re:Illegal Patents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's a better way to attack software patents, since the powers that be have decided that "sufficiently complicated" ones are "unique enough" to be patented.

      Software cannot run without hardware. It's just a process that the hardware can already do, codified into a set of instructions. And that hardware is patented. The hardware is prior art for any software that runs on it.

      And if you try to patent an algorithm without specifying the hardware it runs on, then you're attempting to patent an idea rather than an implementation. That's not allowed, either.

      So instead of calling software "algorithms" or "math" (which most people, even smart ones, won't understand properly), call software what it is: an extension of already-patented hardware. Then it becomes blindingly obvious that software isn't patentable.

    5. Re:Illegal Patents by Sique · · Score: 1

      Donald Knuth once mentioned that there are maybe 500 really fundamental algorithms out there (and he mentioned the Bresenham algorithm as one example of a non-trivial one), and everything else is just derivative and nothing new. So this means that there should about 500 softwarepatents at a maximum (and most of them expired), and everything else is just invalid.

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    6. Re:Illegal Patents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just because something is patented doesn't mean it can't be used. If you propose that patenting the sorting algorithms would be bad for the public, then you're assuming the "inventors" desire control over the algorithms they came up with. I'd imagine the alternative to patenting in that case would be trade secrets. You'd have sorting libraries that you could buy (or maybe bundled with your compiler), and they would all have their own sorting algorithms, but you wouldn't be able to tell how they work. For things that are easy to come up with it is better for the public to have no patent because someone charitable will trivially reproduce the algorithm and give it away. For things that are genuinely very difficult to discover or work out, a company may wish to keep a trade secret anyway to keep the competition from keeping up in R&D.

      For that middle ground of things that aren't trivial, but would be reproduced eventually, the patent system accelerates the pace of progress by giving everyone free access to all the technical details of the discoveries of others nearly as soon as they are made. Sure there are more bad patents (trivial reproduction) out there than you can shake a stick at, and I'm in favor of patent reform, but I'm convinced that patents in some form are incredibly valuable to the public good.

    7. Re:Illegal Patents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not quite right.

      The statute governing what may be patented is actually, by design, quite wide-ranging: "Whoever invents or discovers any new and useful process, machine, manufacture, or composition of matter, or any new and useful improvement thereof, may obtain a patent therefor, subject to the conditions and requirements of this title" (35 USC 101). This was at one point characterized by the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court as "anything under the sun made by man".

      Now, it's generally true that *pure* algorithms cannot be patented. The courts have consistently held that abstract ideas do not qualify for patent protection, on the basis that they are not something a person can make, and pure algorithms are one form of abstract idea. They exist independently, whether they are exploited or not.

      But most "software patents" don't claim a pure algorithm. Rather, they claim a machine or system that implements the algorithm, in conjunction with other acts. Or they claim a method of using a machine to carry out the algorithm. And the courts have repeatedly held that this necessarily qualifies for patent protection since the overall invention is, after all, something a person made.

      Suing the USPTO would be a futile exercise. The PTO doesn't really get to decide what constitutes patentable subject matter. They have some discretion, sure, but ultimately the law is made by Congress and the courts.

    8. Re:Illegal Patents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Counter-conjecture: Not being able to use quicksort while it was under patent would have spurred mathematicians and computer scientists to develop other sorting algorithms sooner.

      There's an easy example of this happening in recent history, where Unisys' assertion of the LZW patent as it applied to GIF spurred the development of the far superior PNG format.

    9. Re:Illegal Patents by Rockoon · · Score: 1

      There's an easy example of this happening in recent history, where Unisys' assertion of the LZW patent as it applied to GIF spurred the development of the far superior PNG format.

      The flaw here is that PNG didnt use any new algorithms. PNG was superior in that is allowed more than just 8-bit images, and supported alpha channels, but PNG simply used the same DEFLATE (LZ77 + Huffman) compression algorithm as already well known and implemented in PKZIP v2.0 archives.

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    10. Re:Illegal Patents by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      Nonsense; innovative new sorting methods come out all the time!

    11. Re:Illegal Patents by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      And if you try to patent an algorithm without specifying the hardware it runs on, then you're attempting to patent an idea rather than an implementation.

      So, they just add the phrase "on programmable hardware" which encompasses modern computer systems, big deal.

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    12. Re:Illegal Patents by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      There's an easy example of this happening in recent history, where Unisys' assertion of the LZW patent as it applied to GIF spurred the development of the far superior PNG format.

      The flaw here is that PNG didnt use any new algorithms. PNG was superior in that is allowed more than just 8-bit images, and supported alpha channels, but PNG simply used the same DEFLATE (LZ77 + Huffman) compression algorithm as already well known and implemented in PKZIP v2.0 archives.

      Not only this, there's a counter-example: JPEG vs JPEG2000 -- nost people have never heard of JPEG2000 because the way the patent was enforced meant that it wasn't worth licensing it over JPEG, despite the superior algorithms. And when the Unisys patent expired, suddenly all sorts of software started using LZW, where it couldn't before without licensing, which it wouldn't because the technological increase wasn't THAT much better to be worth yet another license.

      More interesting info on Unisys: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unisys#Controversies

    13. Re:Illegal Patents by Rockoon · · Score: 4, Informative

      Its not just licensing. The reason that most things use these older compression algorithms is that they are very near optimal for the memory requirements that they demand. If you want your data format to be decompressible on an embedded device with 1 meg of memory then clearly the decompression algorithm cant demand a 2 megabyte entropy model in practice.

      Lots of compressors are much better than ZIP (with regard to compressed file size), and in fact lots are also much better than RAR which the pirate community so often uses. Nobody is using any of the top 10 methodologies.

      The best compressor for raw bitmaps is currently PAQ8PX which is benchmarked at 1.0392 bits per byte while WINRAR and WINZIP are benchmarked at 1.5194 b/B and 2.4185 b/B respectively. To be clear what I am saying here, that PAQ8PX offers the same level of improvement over WINRAR than WINRAR offers over WINZIP yet still people mainly use ZIP, rarely RAR, and never PAQ.

      If you have ever played with the PAQ family of compressors.. they are dog slow (less than 1 megabyte per second) and use lots of memory (often a gigabyte or more of memory.)

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    14. Re:Illegal Patents by lightBearer · · Score: 1

      I believe the poster was supporting the idea that software patents are a bad idea. If the sorting algorithms had been patented things would suck.
      Since patenting of software didn't occur until after many of them had been written, they remain unpatented and this is a good thing.

      Reading comprehension is hard.

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    15. Re:Illegal Patents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It just shows you all software people are greedy and capitalistic. Greedy evil bastards. Should work for the good of man and not money and we'd have way more progress.

    16. Re:Illegal Patents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The algorithm wasn't new, but it was superior to LZW. Don't take it from me:

      In the end, there were only two serious candidates for PNG’s compression engine: a particular LZ77
      variant that was already in wide use and had survived at least one patent review, and a relative newcomer
      known as Burrows-Wheeler block transform coding (BWT for short, covered by Peter Fenwick in Chapter
      6). While there were a few concerns about BWT’s possible coverage by future patents, it did appear to be
      clean (which still seems to be the case in 2001). But the main problem was that the early implementations
      available at the time were quite memory-intensive and horrendously slow—roughly four to eight times the
      memory and two orders of magnitude slower than the LZ77 alternative. Insofar as BWT’s compression was
      no more than 30% better than the alternative (and often merely equivalent), and given its relative immaturity
      at the time, it was ultimately rejected.

      [...]

      Thus the core of PNG’s compression scheme is a descendant of LZ77 known as deate. The specifics of
      the format were defined by PKWARE for their PKZIP 1.93a archiver in October 1991, and Jean-loup Gailly
      and Mark Adler wrote an open-source implementation that first appeared in Info-ZIP’s Zip and UnZip, and
      subsequently in GNU gzip and the zlib library (http://www.zlib.org/). Deflate is comparable to
      or faster than LZW in both encoding and decoding speed, generally compresses between 5% and 25% better
      for “typical computer files” (though 100–400% better is not uncommon in truecolor images), and never
      expands incompressible data by more than a fraction of a percent,3 but it has a larger memory footprint
      .
      Deate’s compression efficiency tends to be worse than both Burrows-Wheeler and arithmetic schemes by
      around 30%, but the most common implementations of both approaches also require an order of magnitude
      more time and memory.

    17. Re:Illegal Patents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's still not an implementation, which is part of the requirement for a patent.

      An implementation is a concrete, finished, functioning device. Software can never be that unless the hardware it runs on is unpatented, and then you're asking for the patent on the hardware.

      It's really quite simple. You can't patent software. Not legally, anyway.

      Getting them to enforce it is a different matter.

    18. Re:Illegal Patents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Donald Knuth once mentioned that there are maybe 500 really fundamental algorithms out there (and he mentioned the Bresenham algorithm as one example of a non-trivial one), and everything else is just derivative and nothing new.

      Ummm... u sure?

    19. Re:Illegal Patents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. He was saying "Imagine how shitty things would be if algorithms were patentable."

  5. They want an oligopoly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where they can cross-licence their portfolio's at prices that will block market entry.

  6. Huh? by Type44Q · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If each of those companies had three or four engineers dedicating a few hours every day to picking off their competitorsâ(TM) applications, the number of granted patents to those companies would grind to a halt.

    Why would these arguably-sociopathic organizations engage in what amounts to mutually-assured destruction for the sake of leveing the playing field?! :p

    1. Re:Huh? by somersault · · Score: 1

      That's why some companies even build patent portfolios. They wouldn't engage in this for a standoff.. if they're really smart then they already have employees doing this kind of thing to block competitors' patents..

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      which is totally what she said
    2. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      They wouldn't. Because then they would know about any patents that survived and be liable for three times the damages for willful infringement.

    3. Re:Huh? by Ksevio · · Score: 1

      Because their competitor got an upperhand and they feel the need to level it again. No one thought Apple and Samsung would unleash their patent arsenals on each other for the same reason

    4. Re:Huh? by korgitser · · Score: 1

      Why would these arguably-sociopathic organizations engage in what amounts to mutually-assured destruction for the sake of leveing the playing field?! :p

      Because the first one to start doing it might gain a competitive advantage for a few years?

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    5. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Staying anonymous for obvious reasons :)

      My patent attorney spouse does this for some of his clients. He sets aside a portion of his week to poke around the patent databases of where his clients have business operations, sees what their competitors are up to, and sets up prior art portfolios. Sometimes, he tries to block the patents from being issued; usually he keeps the portfolio around for ammunition in case his clients get sued. Meanwhile, the patents can be used on third parties.

      The prior art portfolio can be used as leverage in negotiations.

      I.e., if you're Apple, watching MS and Google duke it out is pure entertainment.

  7. Not new by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    This outfit (previously covered on /. though I didn't find the link as quickly as I'd wanted it) does something similar, though with a different money model.

    (Full disclosure: No connection to either, though I had email contact with article one at one time.)

  8. Probably Collective Efficiencies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    as more than one brings mind work to bear on the problem, it would probably get more and more efficient

    to the point where "the only winning move is to not play the game.."

    patents might finally and completely be halted

    even outsourcing it might be possible, pay a finite warrant for every false patent blocked

    at the very least it would stir innovation in the quality of patents submitted for approval

  9. finally, a job for old people by alen · · Score: 1

    hire some old burnt out developer who started back in cobol and assembly. maybe basic as well
    feed him patents to read and shoot them down because he had probably done the same thing or read about it

    the kids these days, all the know is dragging boxes in an IDE and typing a few words to connect them together

  10. Read the article. by stewsters · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Here is some more prior art: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mipmap

    1. Re:Read the article. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good catch.

      IIRC even the 16-bit Windows API allowed developers to package desktop icons with different resolutions to fit the installation. That was in the early '90s. Chances are Apple had them too, but I didn't use Macs.

    2. Re:Read the article. by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      Not quite the same though. The patent is about selecting single specific elements based on explicit pixel density. Mipmaps are based on selecting individual texels based on area covered.

    3. Re:Read the article. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're thinking way too literally ("It's not the same, because it's a much more powerful technique.")
      If you use an orthographic projection, suddenly mipmaps accomplish exactly what the invention claims.

    4. Re:Read the article. by lance_of_the_apes · · Score: 1

      Mipmaps were the first thing that came to mind for me, too, though there are some differences. I was also thinking that icons nowadays are vector drawings, and therefore scaling them would be different. I'm sure that scaling technique was used on them in the past, though.

  11. Standoff? by nitehawk214 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It already is a standoff. The big companies have an unwritten agreement not to assault each other's patents. When one things it has the upper hand it might start a battle such as Apple vs Samsung, but these are rare. This allows them to use their patents to crush smaller companies without being in danger of having their own patents assaulted.

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  12. Pixel Density != Resolution by Luthair · · Score: 1

    I didn't bother reading past the point the author claims that pixel density and resolution are synonyms, when the patent at least in the summary appears to be using pixel density correctly.

    1. Re:Pixel Density != Resolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well if you have size in addition to resolution then they are synonymous or if the display is of fixed size for the examples..

    2. Re:Pixel Density != Resolution by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      Well, it's true that Joel isn't as smart as he likes to think he is. Aside from this though, the rest of thwe article is worth reading.

    3. Re:Pixel Density != Resolution by hAckz0r · · Score: 2

      Pixel density can only be a measure as applied to a physical device, because 'density' is a measure of pixels per square cm/mm/um or other standard unit of measure. This is not to be confused with an image comprised of binary bits that can be displayed on anything having the total number of pixels necessary to hold the bits in its display storage, regardless of physical size of the device. A display in time square can have the same number of pixels as your cell phone, but they are orders of magnitudes different in pixel density! Pixel density makes no sense in the manner in which the patent uses it, as this terminology was only meant to obscure the true nature of the patent at issue.

    4. Re:Pixel Density != Resolution by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      Given a screen size, they are "equivalent" and somewhat interchangeable. Also, when dealing with scaling images, you really cant talk of pixel density without meaning "resolution"; on-screen widgets arent going to be aware of or able to interact with the pixel density.

    5. Re:Pixel Density != Resolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No I think you are wrong. Resolution is just dealing with the number of pixels. Pixel Density is the physical size of the pixels. If the physical size of the pixels is a size that the image at it's current resolution would be hard to view, or have undesirable features wrt aesthetics then picking a different hand crafted image that looks better under that density makes sense. Pixel Density may not be variant for the user, but it is variant for the OS vendor.

      The reasoning is very similar to how text glyphs can be rendered differently depending on the physical layout of the RGB components of a physical device to give sharper text. The goal is to work with the displays properties to give the best visual results, instead of a one size fits all approach (which is the only thing you can do with resolution).

  13. None of them try very hard by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 5, Informative

    I still don't understand it, but there was a patent issue a few years back, where the smaller player put up a plea to the community for help invalidating a certain patent that the megalocorp was wielding against it.

    Being curious, I did a quick Google Groups search (Splotsky's 15 minutes sounds about right) and submitted the prior art (a then-defunct software package that was announced on a Usenet group which had the same functionality years before).

    A few months later, I got a note from council, asking if I had any contacts with that software company and that they were using my submission as the basis as their challenge, which they ultimately won a couple years later.

    Anyway, the surprise was how easy it was for me to find that prior art when the company hadn't managed to. The work I do overlaps with what they do, so, yeah, I had some domain expertise, but so did their employees.

    FWIW, they never offered me a token copy of their software or anything for my help. I wasn't expecting it (I'd have no use for it anyway - they make complex proprietary configurations of open source software, while I tend to use the simple-blocks model), but it was also surprising to me that there was no follow-up or loop-closing after the fact. So, if you get into this kind of hobby, do it for the knowledge that you're helping defeat a dangerous patent system.

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    1. Re:None of them try very hard by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I am very sure some engineer out there wanted to say thank you and legal stepped in and squashed it saying, "no no no, that guy might sue us for money! If we acknowledge we got some benefit from them, they might ask for huge sums of money. It is better to be thought as selfish jerks than to expose the company for huge claims!"

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    2. Re:None of them try very hard by alen · · Score: 2

      i've had a computer since my first coleco vision in 1982 or 1983 and i'm always surprised how these start ups don't find prior art. we had the cloud back in the 80's

      its probably a symptom of being a dumb 20 something where you think the old people are dumb and you are creating something cool and awesome for the first time and you are too lazy to do some of this boring grunt work like researching AOL and CompuServe from the 80's. i mean people of this generation will get the pox just thinking AOL

    3. Re:None of them try very hard by Schroedinger · · Score: 1

      Not quite sure why the focus is so much on prior art. Sure an idea that has prior art can serve as proof of the obviousness of something, but at some point in time someone is, in fact, the first to propose some blend of existing ideas and call it new. Do we really need to permit that person a patent? For most low lying fruit this is basically the equivalent of a land grab.

      The way I see it patents need to be granted in proportion to the amount of work required to explore the possible parameter space to find that new unique useful combination. It shouldn't just be about being first to something, it should be about expending a lot of effort to get there. And the reward for that should be temporary and in proportion to that amount of work. Shouldn't it be fairly easy to offer up objective proof of spending that effort (and have it peer reviewed)?

    4. Re:None of them try very hard by JazzHarper · · Score: 2

      The lawyers aren't really interested in prior art until they think they might actually have to go to court. These days, it's all about licensing (or cross-licensing, between companies that have comparable portfolios), using the _threat_ of litigation. Coming up with prior art to invalidate a patent is absolutely the _last_ thing they consider, when all else fails.

      You don't get to use prior art as a defense unless and until you actually go to trial, which is extremely expensive.

    5. Re:None of them try very hard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's because "this thing did it first" is a lot easier to objectively evaluate than "obvious to someone skilled in the art", particularly when you're trying to convince someone not skilled in the art like a judge or jury.

    6. Re:None of them try very hard by Schroedinger · · Score: 1

      I'm not so sure. You already need to be a domain expert to evaluate the equivalence of two ideas. Equivalence is needed to prove prior art. Why not just go the extra step and evaluate the documented effort expended to get from the previous state of things to the new claimed state, along with all reasonable missteps along the way. An expert could easily spot bullshit claimed steps or useless missteps.

      All I'm basically pointing out here is that the current system doesn't provide rewards in proportion to work expended. Instead it prioritizes being there first. Land grabs are useful when it's difficult for effective sharing of a common resource. An idea can be copied and shared with little penalty. Why would you want to limit that advantage? Except of course to make sure idea generation is properly incentivized.

  14. Not a difficult task... by Theaetetus · · Score: 4, Informative
    ... by Joel's own logic. FTFA:

    Have you ever seen a patent application that appears ridiculously broad? (“Good lord, they’re trying to patent CARS!”). Here’s why. The applicant is deliberately overreaching, that is, striving to get the broadest possible patent knowing that the worst thing that can happen is that the patent examiner whittles their claims down to what they were entitled to patent anyway...

    An example might help. Imagine a simple application with these three claims:

    1. A method of transportation
    2. The method of transportation in claim 1, wherein there is an engine connected to wheels
    3. The method of transportation in claim 2, wherein the engine runs on water

    ... Now, suppose you invented the water-powered car. When you submit your patent, you might submit it this way even knowing that there’s prior art for “methods of transportation” and you can’t really claim all of them as your invention. The theory is that (a) hey, you might get lucky! and (b) even if you don’t get lucky and the first claim is rejected, the narrower claims will still stand.

    What he's done is equivalent to finding "a method of transportation," knocking out the ridiculously over-broad claim, which Joel describes as "a long shot lottery ticket". The narrower, dependent claims may still be patentable.

    Additionally, this was the first office action in this patent application (not an issued patent, contrary to the /. summary). Would the Examiner have found this piece of prior art or another piece of prior art that knocks out that over-broad claim? Almost certainly, again according to Joel's logic. In fact, the Examiner went on to using 5 other pieces of prior art to address the dependent claims. Any of those could well anticipate the independent claim too.
    Is it a good thing to crowdsource prior art searches? Absolutely. But people doing the search can't stop at just a single piece of prior art to knock out the one over-broad long shot lottery ticket claim. In Joel's example claims, finding prior art describing a method of transportation may allow you to run a victory lap and get a Slashdot story, but it does nothing for invalidating the claim to an engine that runs on water, which is really what the patent is about.

    1. Re:Not a difficult task... by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      I think this is actually a bad example, because to infringe on a patent, you actually have to infringe on all the claims. This is actually a less broad patent, because it would only cover cars, with wheels, that used the engine that ran on water. So if you then took the engine that ran on water, and used it to make a generator (which isn't a method of transportation), you would no longer be in violation of the patent. Similarly, if you used it to make a boat motor, you wouldn't be in violation of the patent, because your boat most likely doesn't have wheels.

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    2. Re:Not a difficult task... by Theaetetus · · Score: 2

      I think this is actually a bad example, because to infringe on a patent, you actually have to infringe on all the claims.

      That's absolutely incorrect. You have to infringe each and every element in a claim, but only have to infringe a single claim to infringe the patent.

      But I think that was just a misstatement, because you have it right here:

      This is actually a less broad patent, because it would only cover cars, with wheels, that used the engine that ran on water. So if you then took the engine that ran on water, and used it to make a generator (which isn't a method of transportation), you would no longer be in violation of the patent. Similarly, if you used it to make a boat motor, you wouldn't be in violation of the patent, because your boat most likely doesn't have wheels.

      To paraphrase, if the claims are:
      1. A.
      2. The method of claim 1, further comprising B.
      3. The method of claim 2, further comprising C.

      ... then to infringe claim 1, you need only do A. To infringe claim 2, you need to do A+B. To infringe claim 3, you need to do A+B+C. If claim 1 is invalid and too broad, then you can still infringe claim 2 by doing A+B (if it's not invalidated over other prior art). You don't need to do C to infringe claim 2 or infringe the patent.

  15. completely inaccurate by slashmydots · · Score: 1

    "If each of those companies had three or four engineers dedicating a few hours every day to picking off their competitors’ applications, the number of granted patents to those companies would grind to a halt."
    There is absolutely zero correlation between those two items. Invalidating a bunch later doesn't reduce the amount they file in the first place. If anything, they'd file more or re-file more specific versions.

  16. It's all about quantity not quality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Big companies, Apple, Samsung, Oracle, Google, Microsoft, etc, don't 'need' valid legal patents. They only need an unlimited legal department to drag 'any' patent through court long enough to delay and/or financially destroy a competitor.

    The patent is just a tool to start a costly legal process. It really doesn't matter what quality of the patent is, or that it can be shot down in 15 minutes. The battle was fought and won long before it comes to light that the patent is invalid.

    So yes, "Software patent applications are of uniformly poor quality". Because the companies filing patents don't really care what's in the patent. And for this there will always be an infinite supply of bogus patents.

  17. And in related news by twoears · · Score: 2

    A patent application has been filed for "Single Seating Furniture Anger Relief System", submitted by, you guessed it, Steve Ballmer.

  18. incest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Has anyone ever detailed the relationship between this guy (J.S.) and Slashdot (editors, readers, seemingly everyone). He (not necessarily undeservedly) has gotten a steady stream of love from this site for many years.

    1. Re:incest by gauauu · · Score: 2

      Has anyone ever detailed the relationship between this guy (J.S.) and Slashdot (editors, readers, seemingly everyone). He (not necessarily undeservedly) has gotten a steady stream of love from this site for many years.

      There's no relationship. Joel's just a well-known blogger that writes fairly intelligently about computing topics. A sort of micro-celebrity in the programming world. People like that end up being quoted and talked about in places like slashdot. Particularly when they do things that relate to the general categories that slashdotters love to get angry about (patents, microsoft, etc).

    2. Re:incest by RCGodward · · Score: 1

      If I remember correctly, however, there is a connection between Joel and Microsoft.

    3. Re:incest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I remember correctly, however, there is a connection between Joel and Microsoft.

      Former MS employee I believe.. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joel_Spolsky#Biography

  19. Mexican standoff? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't know what world he lives in, but the patentocalypse has already begun.

  20. State-Sponsored Patent Appeals? by McGruber · · Score: 1

    How cool would it be if Apple, Samsung, Oracle and Google got into a Mexican Standoff on Ask Patents? If each of those companies had three or four engineers dedicating a few hours every day to picking off their competitors’ applications, the number of granted patents to those companies would grind to a halt."

    What, if anything, is stopping other countries (Russia, China, or even Venezuela & Cuba) from sponsoring engineers to pick off patent applications from US companies?

    1. Re:State-Sponsored Patent Appeals? by philipmather · · Score: 1

      Even better, I've got two words for you "Course credit". ;^)

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  21. Goes to show ya by catfood · · Score: 2

    If each of those companies had three or four engineers dedicating a few hours every day to picking off their competitors’ applications, the number of granted patents to those companies would grind to a halt.

    The fact that not one of them is doing that is evidence of collusion. They're using patents to protect their circle and keep lesser entities out.

    1. Re:Goes to show ya by Tawnos · · Score: 2

      Not quite. If we start reading patents, it opens up liability for treble damages should we be found in violation of a patent. For example, we're investigating patents, there's that doesn't have prior art, a few months/years later we're found to be in violation of that patent. At that point their lawyers say "hey, you guys were looking at patents and should have known about this one. Triple the damages!"

    2. Re:Goes to show ya by Theaetetus · · Score: 1

      Not quite. If we start reading patents, it opens up liability for treble damages should we be found in violation of a patent. For example, we're investigating patents, there's that doesn't have prior art, a few months/years later we're found to be in violation of that patent. At that point their lawyers say "hey, you guys were looking at patents and should have known about this one. Triple the damages!"

      And at that point, your lawyers say, "yeah, we knew about this one, but we investigated and reasonably believed we did not infringe because of (a) and (b). We also thought the patent was invalid because of (c) and (d). Therefore, we did not willingly infringe your patent, both because we did not think it applied and because we thought it was shiat."

      Willful infringement has gotten very, very hard to prove lately. Merely reading the patent is not going to be enough.

  22. Marketing by kegon · · Score: 1

    So Joel Spolsky writes about how efficient and wonderful his own website is and no one here notices ? OK, sterling work on shooting down a rubbish patent, but that is how the US patent system has been working for a long, long time. If any one had come after me with a claim of infringement on such a patent I would have laughed.

  23. Pattent Officers by RogueLeaderX · · Score: 1

    I imagine with a little extra funding the USPTO could hire folks like Joel in order to find prior art for these patents.

    The issue, as always with government services, is funding.

    Perhaps we should consider a frequent filer fine. That would avoid increasing the costs for small businesses or independent engineers.

    Alternately we could decide as a society that all of us chipping in some more money each year to improve the USPTO is a reasonable sacrifice to make, but that strikes me as less likely and it punishes the many for the sins of the few.

    1. Re:Pattent Officers by wiredlogic · · Score: 1

      The issue, as always with government services, is funding.

      The issue is that the USPTO is 100% funded by application and maintenance fees so they have a conflict of interest in regards to denying new patents. Fewer active patents means fewer patents to renew and less revenue for the USPTO. The whole reason why they allow software patents in the first place is because the USPTO saw what a gold mine they would be for their agency. It took an act of Congress to get them to change their system, making it possible for Ask Patents to exist.

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  24. Why wait by koan · · Score: 1

    Set up a crowd sourcing site dedicated to this patent war.

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  25. No Cher Act by tepples · · Score: 1

    What makes you think that the current patents will be allowed to run out? After all, copyrights have been extended forever

    The fact that 17 years after grant (or 20 years after filing, which is in practice the same thing given how long a patent takes to issue) has stood for several decades is a large part of why there isn't likely to be a Cher Act any time soon.

  26. Finally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We've established an upper bound on the amount of time patent office clerks spend on evaluating patents: 15 minutes.

  27. Oops or Shill? by s.petry · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Are you just shilling? A quick 10 second Wiki search shows that MS now owns less than 40% of the server market share, down from 80% in their prime. Desktops, it depends on who's stats you believe. Most rate Windows in the high 70% range%, but there is a rating of over 90. Since I see how many people are using MAC now days, I tend to disbelieve the 90%. I won't even get into the amount of PCs as a whole declining so causing MS to lose tons of market share to IOS and Android.

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    -The wise argue that there are few absolutes, the fool argues that there are no probabilities.

    1. Re:Oops or Shill? by whitroth · · Score: 2

      Um, servers. Apple doesn't do servers - as I understand it, they finally killed off their little "server". Most of the rest: Unix, and overwhelmingly that Unix love child, Linux.

      I work onsite for a federal contractor. In our division, we have well over 100 servers... one? two? run Windows server. Vastly cheaper - no "purchase" cost, unless you buy one of the corporate distros, like RedHat; ditto on annual maintenance fees. Many folks buy a few RHEL licenses... and use free distros for the rest of the servers.

                      mark, sr. systems administrator

    2. Re:Oops or Shill? by CastrTroy · · Score: 1
      The parent post I was referring to linked to this article states:

      Microsoft still dominates the PC market by a staggering margin; Windows currently powers 91.5% of all PCs currently in use, according to Net Applicationsâ(TM) June data.

      I'm not sure which number is really correct. but Windows really does dominate the desktop market. I would be more inclined to believe that it's close to 90% than the 70% figure you state, based on what I've seen in the real world. And depending on how you end up counting, you may actually count the same PC twice in both Windows and Linux, and even Apple. Even those I know who run Linux often have a Windows Partition, or a virtual machine. And many people state that this is one of the great advantages of buying a Mac. You get great hardware, and you can run Windows, Mac OS, and Linux all from the same machine.

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    3. Re:Oops or Shill? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      God is that you? I'm speechless at your 4digit UID. I was actually a little concerned there that my face was going to do a Raiders of the Lost Ark just reading this post. The rest of this whole thread seems pointless, but here we have something special.

    4. Re:Oops or Shill? by cellocgw · · Score: 1

      It's all in how you read that stats. Maybe 70 or 90% of desktop machines are Windows, but 99% of those are in corporate environments where one or two asswipes (CTO) choose the machines for everyone. If you re-do the numbers to rank Windows vs Linux vs OSX, etc. by the number of actual people *making* the choice, I bet you'd get a dramatically different number. I understand that from a cash-flow point of view, this is irrelevant, but don't confuse money (and centralized power) with popularity.

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    5. Re:Oops or Shill? by excelsior_gr · · Score: 1

      Right. Because nobody really wants to use Windows and Office in a corporate environment.

    6. Re:Oops or Shill? by cellocgw · · Score: 1

      You're missing the point. It's not a choice for us peons. Granted, for 90% of the folks, you could put a framed landscape on their desk with a piece of string attached to a hockey puck and they couldn't tell the difference, but for the few of us who actually know something, things like The Ribbon make workflow incredibly slower than drop-menus (which BTW used to be completely configurable, too).
      What is necessary in a corporate environment is document compatibility among users. That can be far better achieved via either OpenDoc or, say, RTF format than Office's latest CharlieFoxtrot format. Not to mention that Office{pick a version} can't even open documents from a couple or three versions past.

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    7. Re:Oops or Shill? by s.petry · · Score: 1

      It's not hard to disbelieve the 91% number if you decide to use your noodle. Claiming that MS is dominant is not a question, I believe that to be true. Claiming that 915 people out of 1000 are using it is not the same thing. Ten years ago, I would have agreed with those numbers. Not today however, the market has drastically shifted. Less and less people I know are using a PC and going to tablet only (and not a Windows Surface).

      Where I lean more toward the 70% number is considering countries outside of the US and developed nations, and more like in developing and 3rd world countries. Aggregate numbers from web browsers and such would be better, but consider the free Linux laptop programs for developing countries where they may not be connected to the internet. It becomes very hard to count. To me, 85% is giving some wiggle room to MS but in my opinion fair wiggle room.

      In many cases the multiple boot systems all count to what ever vendor they survey is trying to get greased palms from, which tends to be Windows. If you disbelieve that, I guess you should go do some research into Tom's hardware and how they were paid by Intel and MS for preferential numbers in benchmarking many years ago (actually it was not bribes, it was "advertising dollars"). It's a shitty market, and quite frankly I doubt every statistic I see when those statistics deal with someone's marketing strategy. In other words, I don't consider companies in the US that get paid to do surveys to be very accurate.

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      -The wise argue that there are few absolutes, the fool argues that there are no probabilities.

    8. Re:Oops or Shill? by s.petry · · Score: 1

      I'm really not sure why you were trying to correct something I never stated. I stated that at peak MS had roughly 80% of the PC Server market. Now it's below 40%. I never stated that Apple servers were a big item, and would not have stated something so provably false. I didn't say where that 40% went, just corrected the person implying that MS owned 90% of the total PC market.

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      -The wise argue that there are few absolutes, the fool argues that there are no probabilities.

  28. Angular density by tepples · · Score: 1

    There's also a concept of angular density: the pixels per radian at the expected viewing distance. For example, a 7" Nexus 7 tablet with a 720p-class display has the same angular density as a 28" 720p-class TV or a 42" 1080p TV at four times the seating distance. The CSS 'px' unit, for example, is defined as a unit of angular density: 1/2688 of the viewing distance.

  29. Could this be voided ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.patentlyapple.com/patently-apple/2011/11/apple-wins-secret-patent-for-high-end-3d-object-recognition.html

    looks so much trivial too me.

  30. If what he says is true by Stan92057 · · Score: 1

    If what he says is true that prior art is so easy to find then we have a corruption problem not a patent problem. Its so painfully obvious that the patent office is Corrupt and the US Attorney General needs to investigate. Period end of story.

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  31. I'm applying to patent our patent system by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1

    Description:
    1. Follow a well-fed dog around for a while, carrying a plastic baggie.
    2. Use your imagination.
    There. I have both characterized and shown how to implement the U.S. software patent system.

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    Get thee glass eyes, and, like a scurvy politician, seem to see things thou dost not.--King Lear
  32. Patent seekers could use this sytem too. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Believe it or not, companies applying for patents don't want to waste time and money pursuing patents that can easily be invalidated by prior art. A patent seeker wants their claims as broad as possible, but not too broad to defend. I can easily imagine patent seekers crowd sourcing their prior art research using something like askpatents.com. They could use the feedback from askpatents.com to narrow their claims to make them easier to defend.

    If you are doing prior art research for free because you think all patents are bad and you want to stop the big bad corps from getting patents, it would suck to later learn that you were actually helping the big bad corp write tighter claims.

    1. Re:Patent seekers could use this sytem too. by wisnoskij · · Score: 1

      Since 99% of all patents are insignificant to find prior art for, I think that is an obviously wrong statement. If you can Google search the title of your patent and find prior art on the first page, obviously you wanted your patent to slip through the cracks.

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  33. Non-obviousness criterion by zzyzyx · · Score: 1

    Ask patents is a step in the right direction, but the USPTO still assumes that prior art is the only thing that cna make something non patentable. The non-obviousness criterion is never taken into account.

  34. Not that Remarkable by wisnoskij · · Score: 1

    I remember running into a patent that Google owned on something my software company was implementing. It probably took me 5 minutes to find extremely well documented prior art. Not that this stopped the already awarded patent.

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  35. VP8/WebM by fsterman · · Score: 1

    I have a hard time reading through Nokia's patents that VP8 supposedly infringes on. I thought it was just my inability to read patents, but as no-one on ask patents has been able to help...

    Any slashdoters want to give it a try?

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  36. Copy right not patent by jbee02 · · Score: 1

    When it comes to software only copy right laws should apply. No patent on any software should ever be passed.

  37. UNBELIEVABLE! by cundare · · Score: 1
    Sorry for the caps, but that's what Spolsky's silly rant is. This guy knows so lilttle about the patent system that he doesn't even understand what he did. He didn't "shoot down" a Microsoft patent. He found prior art that generated a rejection in non-final office action. This is a normal part of the prosecution of a patent application. Now Microsoft gets to respond, either by amending claims or by explaining why Spolsky's prior art does not apply. And Joel is running in circles with his hands over his head because he generated a "clean sweep" of rejections for every claim?? What a maroon. All you have to do is challenge the independent claim; because the dependent claims all depend from the independent claim, one rejection automatically results in rejections of every claim. That's pretty standard stuff and makes his prior art no less easily overcome. Joel accomplished little other than boosting his own considerable ego and he's too ignorant to even realize it.

    And wtf, Spolsky has a " very readable introduction to the patent system"? Really?? Come on. OK, I guess maybe it is readable, but that's because it's so condescending & silly. This is particularly true of the cited quote: "Software patent applications are of uniformly poor quality. They are remarkably easy to find prior art for." Yeah, OK, I've seen some poorly written software (and other types of) patents, but many were hard to understand because they were auto-translated from another language. I've also seen some brilliantly written software patents, and not just a few. A sweeping, conclusory statement like this one belongs in a dorm room, not in what purports to be a serious discussion of legal issues.

    And sure, anybody who doesn't understand what they're reading can propose prior art and may even generate an interim rejection from a harried examiner who wants an applicant to assume the burden of distinguishing the prior art. But making a rejection stick is another story, and I speak from experience as an attorney who has worked long and hard to "shoot down" overly broad patents in reexam proceedings. If a patent comprises a well-written specification, it takes a lot of work. And you've got to know what you're doing. I'm working on one reexam now, e.g., in which I've probably logged 150 hours drafting leakproof arguments to invalidate 70 claims -- and I'm maybe halfway there. I can tell you right off the bat, Joel's silly efforts -- which apparently amount to little more than Googling prior art that sounds like similar to the subject matter of an application -- won't take much work for a knowledgeable patent agent to blow off. "Friggin' mosquitos!"

    But wait, it gets worse! Joel's unsupported claim that patents are deliberately written obtusely to make them difficult to overcome?? HOLY SHIT! Think about that for 30 seconds. Patents are legal documents that concern technical subject matter, not technical documents. If you're an engineer, you're probably not going to be able to understand the language, or even understand why the language exists in the form it does, unless you make some effort to understand the character of what you're reading. I mean, imagine an attorney writing that IEEE engineering papers are deliberately written with unnecessary calculus because the authors want them to be hard to understand, so that they'll make it through the peer-review process. That's how dumb Joel's statement is.

    Okay, Bob Lablaw, I know my word count already exceeds the attention span of the average reader here, so let me just close with two concrete statements that may have more probative value than a "he said - he said":

    i) six months from now, check Joel's PAIR cite and read Microsoft's response to his prior art, and the PTO's analysis of Micosoft's arguments or amendments. Betcha donuts to torii that Joel's stupid prior art is effortlessly "shot down."

    ii) If Spolsky thinks that patents are deliberately written to be obfuscatory, heck, I'm willing to spend a few minutes educating him. I'll let him p