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NSA Can't Search Its Own Email

cycoj writes "The NSA says that there is no central method to search its own email. When asked in a Freedom of Information Act request for emails with the National Geographic Channel over a specific time period, the agency, which has been collecting and analyzing the data of hundreds of millions of Internet users, says it can only perform person-per-person searches on its own email."

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  1. big surprise by Sparticus789 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Perfect example of "do as I say, not as I do". But this isn't just a NSA problem, it is a government problem.

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    1. Re:big surprise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not exactly. With all their personnel already assigned to snooping on the rest of the world they just don't have the manpower to install a solution.

    2. Re:big surprise by rullywowr · · Score: 1

      Probably using Lotus Notes r7. Search function blows.

    3. Re:big surprise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      More likely a case of somebody lying to get around a FOIA request, for which there will be consequences. All government agencies have very strict regulations concerning record keeping and FOIA, with jail time possible for anyone who fails to abide by those regulations.

    4. Re:big surprise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do you assume that it is a lie? I cannot imagine a secure server that the NSA would use where one person could gain access to everything that has ever been emailed. (Not to mention that they may have something ancient and classified that they use that is not entirely the same email that everyone else uses.) These are like the most paranoid people on the planet, right? So they're worried about what happens when the janitor who cleans the floor and has been cleared for 30 background checks and daily lie detector tests for the last 20 years turns into James Bond -- in that case, I would want email servers broken into many small distributed pieces to limit damaging leaks.

    5. Re:big surprise by rickb928 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Consequences. They're cute when they say that.

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    6. Re:big surprise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      jail time??? your funny to think that anyone will see jail time. A promotion maybe.

    7. Re:big surprise by Sancho · · Score: 4, Insightful

      FOIA does not require that you make it easy to comply with FOIA requests. Nothing in there says you have to have globally searchable e-mail or document storage, in fact. And the costs to fulfill the request are paid by the requestor, not the agency. By using an archaic, difficult to use system, they can legitimately make the costs of fulfilling FOIA requests prohibitively high. Thus they follow the letter of the law, though not the spirit.

    8. Re:big surprise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do you assume that it is a lie? I cannot imagine a secure server that the NSA would use where one person could gain access to everything that has ever been emailed. (Not to mention that they may have something ancient and classified that they use that is not entirely the same email that everyone else uses.) These are like the most paranoid people on the planet, right? So they're worried about what happens when the janitor who cleans the floor and has been cleared for 30 background checks and daily lie detector tests for the last 20 years turns into James Bond -- in that case, I would want email servers broken into many small distributed pieces to limit damaging leaks.

      I've got this great big bridge for sale you might be interested in buying ...

    9. Re:big surprise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I've got this great big bridge for sale you might be interested in buying ...

      Fortunately, I already know about that bridge, because you're not so good at keeping secrets.

      RTFA...

      the FOIA office can search emails only “person by person,"

      You would give access to search all emails of all NSA employees to the people that talk to reporters?

    10. Re:big surprise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do you assume that it is a lie? I cannot imagine a secure server that the NSA would use where one person could gain access to everything that has ever been emailed.

      I can. It's in Utah.

      How "secure" it is remains to be seen.

    11. Re:big surprise by houghi · · Score: 2

      I would call it a human problem. Many parents tell their kids not to smoke, while they do so themselves. Same will go for driving under influence. People telling their SO not to cheat on them, while they do so themselves.

      I am sure you can find many more examples.

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    12. Re:big surprise by ttucker · · Score: 1

      More likely a case of somebody lying to get around a FOIA request, for which there will be consequences. All government agencies have very strict regulations concerning record keeping and FOIA, with jail time possible for anyone who fails to abide by those regulations.

      Consequences? What, for the requester? I think we both know that nothing will happen. If it ever turns into a real scandal, the president will just say something stupid about George Zimmerman, wait for everyone to go insane, rinse, repeat.

    13. Re:big surprise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      it is a government problem.

      Government is a problem that has never been a solution to anything but other governments and the failures of society. In shrot, it is a self-propogating problem. It is merely a patch for the failures of society. The bigger the government the more screwed up society is and one condition mirrors the other. "That which governs the best governs the least." Therein true anarchy (anarchy being a purposely corrupted word as used today, much like "hacker" or "liberal" etc ) would be best, unfortunately the human race is not and may never be advanced enough to where they have no need or desire for governance, simply cause self-governance has become suffiicient for peaceful co-existance.

      The US didn't form the USA just because they wanted a big government, they formed the USA to ward off Britain and other major governments from imposing their will and governance here one one city or state at a time. Thomas Paine's Common Sense was written and published, in part, to convince the colonists that it was necessary.

      "SOME writers have so confounded society with government, as to leave little or no distinction between them; whereas they are not only different, but have different origins. Society is produced by our wants, and government by our wickedness; the former promotes our happiness POSITIVELY by uniting our affections, the latter NEGATIVELY by restraining our vices. The one encourages intercourse, the other creates distinctions. The first is a patron, the last a punisher.

      Society in every state is a blessing, but Government, even in its best state, is but a necessary evil; in its worst state an intolerable one: for when we suffer, or are exposed to the same miseries BY A GOVERNMENT, which we might expect in a country WITHOUT GOVERNMENT, our calamity is heightened by reflecting that we furnish the means by which we suffer. Government, like dress, is the badge of lost innocence; the palaces of kings are built upon the ruins of the bowers of paradise. For were the impulses of conscience clear, uniform and irresistibly obeyed, man would need no other lawgiver; but that not being the case, he finds it necessary to surrender up a part of his property to furnish means for the protection of the rest; and this he is induced to do by the same prudence which in every other case advises him, out of two evils to choose the least. Wherefore, security being the true design and end of government, it unanswerably follows that whatever form thereof appears most likely to ensure it to us, with the least expense and greatest benefit, is preferable to all others."--Some Common Sense

    14. Re:big surprise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You are more right than you know.

      Though I must say I do like SameTime.

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      Posting AC for reasons I hope are obvious.

    15. Re:big surprise by crath · · Score: 1

      More likely a case of somebody lying to get around a FOIA request,...

      I agree. Telling porkies is their specialty.

      ... for which there will be consequences. All government agencies have very strict regulations concerning record keeping and FOIA, with jail time possible for anyone who fails to abide by those regulations.

      Now you're dreaming in Technicolor. The liar might get a promotion for their behavior, but there certainly won't be any negative consequences.

    16. Re:big surprise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is true, and partially my point. What I was trying to get at is that it's unlikely they are actually using such a system; it is more likely that some schmuck just checked the box claiming that this would present a hardship of some sort to keep from having to comply. If that person isn't high enough up the pecking order, and trust me, these requests rarely cross the desk of anyone important, then public attention being drawn to this violation could very well result in serious consequences -- snark from other children notwithstanding.

    17. Re:big surprise by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      "More likely a case of somebody lying to get around a FOIA request, for which there will be consequences. All government agencies have very strict regulations concerning record keeping and FOIA, with jail time possible for anyone who fails to abide by those regulations."

      Agreed. It's either BS, or (literally criminal) incompetence. Based on what we have been told so far, I would have to guess BS.

    18. Re:big surprise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That only works for politicians. The vast majority of government workers are not politicians. If something shady went on here, and it goes public, you can bet real money that the person whose signature is on that form will be brought to task, if only to save face for the agency.

    19. Re:big surprise by mendax · · Score: 1

      This comment is spot on. This is a blatant lie by the NSA and National Geographic should be lining up their expert witnesses to back up such a claim in order to get the judge to force the NSA to "create" such a capability.... quickly. A computer-savvy high school kid can build an e-mail system search tool. There is no reason why someone at the NSA can't do something similar in a short period of time.

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    20. Re:big surprise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is a huge claim when they say they can't run grep or equivalent and the consequences of simply making such a statement are enormous. So large as to be difficult to imagine as true. Yes of course they're lying but even if that can't be proved it severely limits what else they can claim publicly without making yet another lie obvious.

      The NSA and the US government has zero credibility and they're not about to let you forget that! :)

      US IP is worthless and this will become increasingly obvious to anyone. The only thing keeping the US alive today is China and that seems like it's about to change quite soon. I bet on revolution(s) and/or secessions within a decade. Snow crash is prophetic?

    21. Re:big surprise by nucrash · · Score: 1

      I use R8.5.2. For the most part the search functionality is good. There are some times where searching turns up screw results.

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    22. Re:big surprise by crbowman · · Score: 1

      I don't see why this is a problem. They have a duty to search their files for the requested information. It's not the requester issue that some may have to do this employee mail box by employee mail box. What am I missing?

    23. Re:big surprise by tom+arnall · · Score: 1

      anyone who's used ANY kind of email system knows that they are lying. or rather, saying to the American people, "F*CK YOU, you pathetic wimps."

    24. Re:big surprise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thus they follow the letter of the law, though not the spirit.

      However, since long term oversight over the government is certainly a right arising under the 9th Amendment (rights retained by the people), and the 10th Amendment (rights reserved by the people), then if the information requested was reasonable then they are risking their careers and their pensions regardless of the letter of the law. The Bill of Rights supersedes the authority of Congress to pass laws, and such laws as Congress passes are only valid to the extent that they do not infringe the Bill of Rights.

      If government could pass laws protecting itself from having to comply with the Bill of Rights, there would be no rights.

  2. NSA *Won't* Search Its Own Email by TWiTfan · · Score: 4, Insightful

    FTFY

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    1. Re:NSA *Won't* Search Its Own Email by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They must be using Microsoft Exchange.

    2. Re:NSA *Won't* Search Its Own Email by interkin3tic · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's pretty shocking that after having been caught lying to congress about the program, they're STILL LYING ABOUT IT. They must not think much of us. I guess they've been reading all our e-mails, they probably know us pretty well and are right to think that we'll let it slide.

    3. Re:NSA *Won't* Search Its Own Email by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exchange has an insane number of e-Discovery tools. In fact, in Exchange 2013, there is a role group just dedicated to sifting through stored E-mail.

    4. Re:NSA *Won't* Search Its Own Email by TWiTfan · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Why wouldn't they continue to lie? Congress, the President, and the American public have made it abundantly clear that there will be no consequences for lying. So, why not?

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    5. Re:NSA *Won't* Search Its Own Email by bfandreas · · Score: 1

      I'm still going with "can't".

      If they were asked to produce all relevant correspondence then a simple search algorithm won't be relyable enough.
      If that is the case and that's how they interpret that request then it is further proof that red tape is thicker than their mission statement. Cooperation looks differently. This is a bureaucracy trying to weather a storm. And this is why the NSA should be dismantled and their place should be taken by somebody who understands their mission and takes it a little bit more seriously.


      I've seen enough CYA reactions to know one when I see one. This is one. Doesn't even need to quack like a duck.

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    6. Re:NSA *Won't* Search Its Own Email by shentino · · Score: 1

      Correction.

      They are right to think that their buddies in DC will protect them and that we can't do shit about it.

    7. Re:NSA *Won't* Search Its Own Email by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about purgery? That's a crime.

    8. Re:NSA *Won't* Search Its Own Email by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So cute and naive.

  3. umm by easyTree · · Score: 4, Funny

    var irony = UInt64.MaxInt;

    1. Re:umm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't you think Double.MaxValue would be more appropriate?

    2. Re:umm by easyTree · · Score: 2

      Arguably. Let me just run a quick hadoop query over every email with a north american correspondent to get a feel for the consensus.

  4. Heh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That is rich......

  5. Right... by sjbe · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The NSA says that there is no central method to search its own email.

    [cough] Bullshit [/cough]

    1. Re:Right... by mapsjanhere · · Score: 1

      Well there is, but they'd have to kill you if they tell you about it.

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    2. Re:Right... by TWX · · Score: 2

      Yeah... Perhaps a congresscritter should ask during a joint committee meeting, and if this answer is provided, the individual should be held for being In Contempt of Congress...

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    3. Re:Right... by NatasRevol · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I think you forget that they're on the same side. That ain't gonna happen.

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    4. Re:Right... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why assume they probably want to do that anyway, if you don't obey and serve?

      The best way to love the USA right now, is to hate the NSA and the whole industrial-feudalist fascism that is the rest of the iceberg.

    5. Re:Right... by dkleinsc · · Score: 2

      Yup: They won't use Contempt of Congress to deal with this, which is why I have Contempt for Congress.

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    6. Re:Right... by runeghost · · Score: 4, Informative

      The Director of the NSA has openly admitted he lied to Congress, and his punishment is... nothing. Not even harsh language, much less prosecution or losing his job.

    7. Re:Right... by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      OK, the comfy chair it is!

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    8. Re:Right... by shentino · · Score: 1

      That's because only the President can actually fire him.

      For Congress to get rid of him, he has to be impeached.

      As for prosecution, the President is also head of the DOJ that would be in charge of prosecuting him.

    9. Re:Right... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what good are the checks and balances that are supposed to be in the constitution if one of the branches aren't cooperating?

    10. Re: Right... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Congress has the power to appoint an independent prosecutor.

    11. Re:Right... by Tom · · Score: 1

      Yes and no.

      This is political. There are two possibilities here: Either, the guy who said that is an old-school politician, or he is of the new breed.

      The new breed outright lies to you, straight into your face. That's the kind of people that run our governments today.

      The old-school guys, however, will not lie. Well... not outright. In this case, he would say something that is technically the truth. For example, if they have several seperate and independent internal mailing systems - which is quite likely given that they have offices around the world and certainly don't want to send confidential mail around public data networks just for the convenience of central mail management - then he could well be saying the truth in that there is in fact "no central method"... see where this is going? Of course they can search their e-mails, but they can't search everyone's emails from one central location. See, not a lie...

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  6. yeah right... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    they are only trying to get rid of some of the attention they have now ;)

    NSA, we are watching you!

  7. Don't worry. by auric_dude · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'm sure GCHQ https://www.gchq.gov.uk/Pages/homepage.aspx will search your mail and that CESG https://www.gchq.gov.uk/AboutUs/Pages/CESG.aspx will advise you on how to fix your problem.

  8. what is good for the goose is good for the gander by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Maybe they should run all their internal email through their PRISM system, that way it can be searched for keywords and META data much easier. Problem solved.

  9. Suuuuure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    That's such a line of shit.

    It's not that they cannot search their emails. It's that they have chosen to not create a search mechanism, because they have found this excuse is accepted by the courts to deny information requests. They will use every trick available to them to avoid adhering to laws they don't like.

    Do you really believe anything they say?

    1. Re:Suuuuure by idontgno · · Score: 1

      People seem to be all worked up about the use of the word "can't".

      It's a perfectly legitimate, honest, non-fibbing word to use in this context. The context being "We can't be arsed to search that email."

      Like I said, perfectly appropriate in context.

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    2. Re:Suuuuure by ImprovOmega · · Score: 1

      It costs money to build that search mechanism. And you would basically only be doing it to fill FOIA or subpoena requests. It's hard to justify spending the scratch for the benefit of outside agencies.

  10. "Can't" vs. "Don't Want To" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I suspect the real reason is that they don't want to, not that they can't. In the NSA's defense, when an organization works with highly compartmentalized information, having the ability to scan all employees' email is not wise from a security perspective.

    1. Re:"Can't" vs. "Don't Want To" by Sparticus789 · · Score: 1

      Even the government is not stupid enough to run multiple Exchange servers within the same intranet. They probably run a version of Exchange with some add-ons they bought from Microsoft to handle classification controls. Even with multiple Exchange servers, in order for e-mail to actually be sent between subnets, they need to be connected. NSA is 30,000+ people, so we're talking about a cloud (hate that word) environment for managing that many e-mails. Querying for data from the "cloud" is not complicated or difficult.

      Plus let us consider how many of those 30,000+ people are not analysts or anything of the sort. Half of those are probably support staff, handling paperwork, budgets, crappy powerpoint presentations, etc. The only thing they have to hide is how little they actually do at work.

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    2. Re:"Can't" vs. "Don't Want To" by djmurdoch · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Suppose that instead of "National Geographic", someone at the NSA wanted to search every email that was sent to Snowden's Gmail account from within the NSA.

      Do you think they would be able to do that? Not being able to do that sounds like a security problem.

    3. Re:"Can't" vs. "Don't Want To" by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      Plus let us consider how many of those 30,000+ people are not analysts or anything of the sort.

      Indeed. While I'd expect the NSA to generally have it's stuff together, everybody needs to realize that large organizations can have varying levels of competence(and incompetence) in varying areas and tasks.

      For the NSA, the lion's share of it's resources goes towards providing security and exploiting security holes. It has multiple 'defensive'(not in the news much) and 'offensive'(been in the news much more) cells, and they tend to not talk to each other. You have the mentioned admin people, but they're mostly afterthoughts.

      Even the government is not stupid enough to run multiple Exchange servers within the same intranet.

      *snerk* You have more faith in government than I do. I wouldn't be surprised if there are multiple exchange servers set up, heck, I KNOW there has to be multiple networks, at least 4, probably a lot more. Thus the 'find the individual' comment, so you can find the appropriate network(s), the appropriate servers, to do the search.

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    4. Re:"Can't" vs. "Don't Want To" by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      Suppose that instead of "National Geographic", someone at the NSA wanted to search every email that was sent to Snowden's Gmail account from within the NSA.

      Do you think they would be able to do that? Not being able to do that sounds like a security problem.

      I thought their excuse was that they could do a search for a single email address, just not a complete domain. So snowden@nsacontractor.com would work, but *@natgeo.org wouldn't.

      Others seem to be arguing that they're saying that they can only search against one employee as well.

    5. Re:"Can't" vs. "Don't Want To" by datavirtue · · Score: 3, Informative

      The only thing they have to hide is how little they actually do at work.

      You've obviously have never worked in government. There is no need to hide how little you actually do--furthermore, working hard or working extra will ultimately get you in trouble (we call it "getting your hand slapped").

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    6. Re:"Can't" vs. "Don't Want To" by datavirtue · · Score: 2

      Seems then that a simple script run against a dump of the account names would work.

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    7. Re:"Can't" vs. "Don't Want To" by djmurdoch · · Score: 1

      Now that you've revealed this hole in NSA security, they'll be after you. Those damn spies are going to sign up for their own domain names, and send their secrets to a different username @stolensecrets.com every time!

  11. Smart design. by intermodal · · Score: 1

    Isn't this pretty much what privacy adocates have advised for years? The NSA is one of the groups gathering people's data against their will. If anyone knows what possibilities to avoid if you don't want people in your data, it's them.

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  12. By Design? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How convenient for them.....

  13. Re:sounds like they're running exchange by jongalbreath · · Score: 5, Insightful

    As an Exchange administrator, I can say that searching across an entire mail database is absolutely possible, and also very simple to do from the Management Shell. They're either lying, or just don't want to do it.

  14. Get Snowden to do it by charnov · · Score: 1

    Snowden didn't seem to have a problem finding information. Maybe they just need a contractor to come in and do it for them...

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    1. Re:Get Snowden to do it by 1s44c · · Score: 2

      Snowden didn't seem to have a problem finding information. Maybe they just need a contractor to come in and do it for them...

      It is highly unlikely that Snowden knows everything the NSA is involved in. The stuff he released might be inflamatory but there will be plenty more he never knew about.

    2. Re:Get Snowden to do it by Salgak1 · · Score: 1

      Indeed. To release something, you need to know it exists in the first place. We've all heard tales of programs that don't, officially, exist. I'm sure all the Intelligence agencies have a plethora of them, but you could never prove it. Which is kind of the point of such programs. . . .

      Yep. The Men in Black have the data, and the NSA is THEIR cover (grin)

  15. And we accept this excuse? by gman003 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If I were in charge, and the agency responsible for technological espionage and information security told me they couldn't search through their own emails, I would fire them. Every single one of them. Bam. Agency dissolved, someone go think of a new TLA for the new agency. This is like a Navy that can't figure out how to dock a battleship, or a tax agency that doesn't know what all the valid exemptions are. Complete and utter incompetence.

    What's saddest is that this almost certainly isn't true. They've got these capabilities. They're just trying to hide something ("everything" qualifies as something, for their purposes). *Maybe* they're telling the truth, if they've got some custom, highly-encrypted system where emails can only be decrypted by the users. But that doesn't seem like the phrasing used here.

    What's saddest is that "we're completely fucking incompetent" is not just the excuse they went with, but that it actually works.

    1. Re:And we accept this excuse? by 1s44c · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If I were in charge, and the agency responsible for technological espionage and information security told me they couldn't search through their own emails, I would fire them. Every single one of them. Bam. Agency dissolved, someone go think of a new TLA for the new agency.

      Not an option. The NSA has a portfolio of affairs, abuses of power, criminal behavior, tax fraud, drug abuse, etc. on every member of the government. Nobody will oppose those who could end their career in a few keystrokes. ...Or maybe I'm just paranoid.

    2. Re:And we accept this excuse? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      They may have some sort of distributed email system, based on something old / classified. Think of it from NSA's side for a moment. You have this network of people with some of the most secret stuff in the US, and you are in charge of designing an email system. You're worried that someone could gain access to the servers, maybe even physical access, and you want to minimize such damage if it happens.

      I could easily imagine that each person or workgroup would have physically separated mail servers.

    3. Re:And we accept this excuse? by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      If I were in charge, and the agency responsible for technological espionage and information security told me they couldn't search through their own emails, I would fire them. Every single one of them. Bam. Agency dissolved, someone go think of a new TLA for the new agency.

      Not an option. The NSA has a portfolio of affairs, abuses of power, criminal behavior, tax fraud, drug abuse, etc. on every member of the government. Nobody will oppose those who could end their career in a few keystrokes. ...Or maybe I'm just paranoid.

      I'm sure some oppose those who could end their career in a few keystrokes... you just haven't heard about those people for obvious reasons.

    4. Re:And we accept this excuse? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I assure you that the IRS screws up which exemptions are valid all the goddamn time, and the US Navy does in fact use local tugboats to dock warships in foreign ports.

      No joking or sarcasm intended here.

      Seriously, you're acting like this is the first time you've seen an organization with an incompetent IT department.

    5. Re:And we accept this excuse? by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      Anything can be done with digital information, but if they have to hire a contractor to do it or even write a script they can say it inaccessible for FOIA purposes.

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    6. Re:And we accept this excuse? by Rockoon · · Score: 1

      he NSA has a portfolio of affairs, abuses of power, criminal behavior, tax fraud, drug abuse, etc. on every member of the government.

      I would like to believe that there are at least a couple members of government for which a portfolio containing that sort of data would be empty. The idea that of the hundreds of congressmen and senators, that none of them at all have avoided committing these serious violations of the law just doesnt seem reasonable. Its reasonable to suppose that most of them are guilty of serious violations of the law, but not all of them.

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    7. Re:And we accept this excuse? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A few weeks after the NSA has been revealed to be spying on just about everyone, they publicly claim to be incapable of finding their own shoe laces.
      The public responds in various ways, including:

      What's saddest is that "we're completely fucking incompetent" is not just the excuse they went with, but that it actually works.

      Were I responsible for overseeing the NSA, I would so double their bonuses given this response.

    8. Re: And we accept this excuse? by SpaghettiPattern · · Score: 1

      What makes you think this is incompetence? It actually may well be competence in bullshitting the people.

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    9. Re:And we accept this excuse? by Jmc23 · · Score: 1

      What's saddest is that "we're completely fucking incompetent" is not just the excuse they went with, but that it actually works.

      Not sure if you've noticed, but that's been the US governments MO for decades for hiding their true purposes.

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    10. Re:And we accept this excuse? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless having an interesting portfolio is a prerequisite for being allowed into a position of power. But even if an individual's history is clean, when you have as much power as the NSA does, it's probably not hard to come up with some kind of "leverage." (Maybe we can't ruin your life directly, but your wife? She's another story.)

    11. Re:And we accept this excuse? by houghi · · Score: 1

      Paranoid would be nice, because then you only THINK they are following you. However they ARE actually following you.

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    12. Re:And we accept this excuse? by SleazyRidr · · Score: 1

      If I were in charge,

      I've found that most of the time when someone begins a statement with "If I were..." they usually continue to describe one of the reasons they aren't. The people in charge are fully comlicit with what the NSA is doing. The NSA are the ones keeping them in charge.

    13. Re:And we accept this excuse? by 1s44c · · Score: 1

      Paranoia doesn't not exclude the possibility that they really are after you.

      Next we find out that the X-files was based on deliberately leaked government files just to discredit the truth if it ever came out, and that FEMA really is planning a government takeover real soon now.

    14. Re:And we accept this excuse? by Tom · · Score: 1

      *Maybe* they're telling the truth, if they've got some custom, highly-encrypted system where emails can only be decrypted by the users.

      Incredibly unlikely. The NSA would be the #1 top candidate for a list of "organisations that know what key escrow is for".

      If you work in the intelligence sector, you should understand that people can go missing or become no-longer-trustworthy very unexpectedly and you definitely do not want to lose access to their data. And in the later case, you absolutely want access to their data, especially communications, to check if they did any damage and what they knew.

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  16. Remove funding, destr their systems, fire them all by Picass0 · · Score: 1

    It's time for Congress to disassemble this agency. Their track record of protecting the American public is horrible.

  17. Epic Fail by jebus187 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What a bunch of lying douches.

  18. Clearly they need a bigger budget by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is a muse to get more money.

    I'm fully convinced that all government agencies exist for the sole purpose of extracting as much taxpayer money as possible.

    1. Re:Clearly they need a bigger budget by ArcadeX · · Score: 2

      The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of the expanding bureaucracy.

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  19. Re:sounds like they're running exchange by g0bshiTe · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I concur it's very simple to search across and pull user or timeframe emails. If they are like any other branches of the gov why are they not required to maintain backup copies of email? Wasn't there a big thing during the Clinton administration that resulted in Washington keeping emails on record after that?

    Even if their server can't do it what about their backup repository.

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  20. Re:what is good for the goose is good for the gand by g0bshiTe · · Score: 1

    No doubt a trusting agency such as that would already be scanning their internal emails looking for leaks.

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  21. Re:sounds like they're running exchange by 1s44c · · Score: 3, Insightful

    As an Exchange administrator, I can say that searching across an entire mail database is absolutely possible, and also very simple to do from the Management Shell. They're either lying, or just don't want to do it.

    Of course it's possible with Exchange or with anything else for that matter. There is an exception to FOI requests where getting the information is expensive. What they mean is they can't do it within whatever small budget they allocate to serving FIO requests.

  22. In the olden days... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    government lies were more believable. Nowadays they don't even try to pretend they give a fuck.

  23. Re:Remove funding, destr their systems, fire them by Sparticus789 · · Score: 1

    Disassemble? No disassemble Johnny 5!

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  24. incompetence by O('_')O_Bush · · Score: 1

    Too incompetent to be transparent, then too incompetent to have power like with Prism.

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  25. Re:sounds like they're running exchange by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They might not be using exchange.

    I can confirm that it's not easy to do if you use Novell Groupwise and rightly so. Admins should not have access to users mail. But the fact that they do not have an e-mail archiving system is interesting i taught that it was the law for government agency.

  26. Same ol' NSA protocol by GameboyRMH · · Score: 2

    Lie, lie, lie, until you get caught, 'cause there's nothing to lose and everything to gain.

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    1. Re:Same ol' NSA protocol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Same ol' leadership-of-any-kind protocol.

      FTFY

  27. Exchange by daninaustin · · Score: 2

    There are lots of products that do this for exchange. I would bet that it's a security issue or they just don't want the feature.

    1. Re:Exchange by datavirtue · · Score: 5, Informative

      Avoided the feature because of FOIA requests. There are a lot of loopholes for gov organizations to avoid sunshine requests if they really want to--part of it is making the information difficult to reach (can't get the info==do not have to comply). Also, FOIA compliance hinges on each institution's policy in regard to the information. They can set a two day retention policy so that if you request it four days from now they will delete it and reply that the information is not available. Government institutions are hostile to information requests--believe it or not. Power and control is paramount in these environments and arbitrary information requests from outsiders flies in the face of this disposition. [first-hand knowledge]

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    2. Re:Exchange by Karl+Cocknozzle · · Score: 1

      There are lots of products that do this for exchange. I would bet that it's a security issue or they just don't want the feature.

      For that matter, it does it out of the box and has for several years and revisions...

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    3. Re:Exchange by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My god if the NSA is using Exchange we are in more trouble than I thought.

    4. Re:Exchange by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I for one don't think they are lying or weaseling their way out of FOIA.

      The problem was that they were searching for words like "constitution", "warrant" and "privacy", which no one has heard of over there.

      If instead we asked for emails containing words like "Bush", "Obama" and "Terrorism" then they would get every single email.

  28. Sounds like the Onion.. by sylivin · · Score: 2

    .. but ends up as truth.

    Seriously though, the NSA is directly involved in lying to Congress. Do you think they would have any system that would allow easy discoverability of their misdeeds? I am sure their processes are in place to make any type of lawsuit or congressional oversight as difficult as possible.

    Of course, any results this poor fellow would have received anyway would be just pages and pages of blacked out text with the headers and footers as they only "public" information.

    1. Re:Sounds like the Onion.. by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      .. but ends up as truth.

      Seriously though, the NSA is directly involved in lying to Congress. Do you think they would have any system that would allow easy discoverability of their misdeeds? I am sure their processes are in place to make any type of lawsuit or congressional oversight as difficult as possible.

      Of course, any results this poor fellow would have received anyway would be just pages and pages of blacked out text with the headers and footers as they only "public" information.

      Who needs the contents? As we've been arguing with PRISM, the message headers are more than enough to gather a detailed picture. They can always look up the precise NatGeo emails from THEIR side once they get the bigger picture of subject lines, internal people, date/time, message routing, etc.

    2. Re:Sounds like the Onion.. by shentino · · Score: 1

      Congress cannot fire him, only the president can do that.

      And don't hold your breath waiting for impeachment.

  29. NSA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    NSA doesn't fund their operations primarily with drug running anymore. Insider trading is the best source of funding. And they have all the information they need to do this.

    1. Re:NSA by johnny+cashed · · Score: 1

      NSA drug running? Really? I thought that is what the CIA does to top up the slush fund. That and arms trading. Who know how many Libyan small arms they've just acquired for future distribution when they need deniability.

    2. Re:NSA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Every single organization that can get away with it does it at some level, due to the ludicrous profit margins.

  30. Easy fix. Supply the Metadata then. by sl4shd0rk · · Score: 1

    Or whatever large glob of crap they store the email in. They do have servers, right? Somewhere on those servers is a file, RAID array, partition, SAN or JBOD, Most likely encrypted. Hand over the disks, the encryption keys and whatever else is needed to access that Metatdata.

    Have the court appoint someone approved by the EFF to sign an NDA/Gag order/whatever and sift through the Metadata removing items which are of key importance. If those top brass military brats think they are above the law, go around them.

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  31. Smarsh by raind · · Score: 1

    Does a good job tracking emails....

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  32. being difficult is not an excuse by Dale512 · · Score: 1

    Not wanting to or it being hard isn't an excuse to not comply with a valid FOIA request. Finding email correspondence is a pretty routine thing that they should be able to handle. If we truly had checks and balances in the system they would be punished for failure to comply.

  33. They could search National Geographic's mail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Simple, they have all that meta data, and can simply put in the National Geographic email domain and it will return a list of who in the NSA had contact with them.
    Then they can filter for just those people and those emails.

    So they're a bunch of fucking liars and the Freedom of Information Act is the least of the laws they've broken.

  34. Re:Remove funding, destr their systems, fire them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Their track record of protecting the American public is horrible.

    Or is it? One issue is that it's entirely possible that they HAVE stopped terrible plots and then buried them in the shadows. And I'm sure they'll claim they have done so if they are ever threatened with de-funding or tighter control/oversight, but of course we'll probably never know either way.

  35. Tell them to snoop on themselves by taikedz · · Score: 1

    I thought they were monitoring, and could search, all communications on Earth?

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  36. Damn straight! apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    It's SO f'ing ridiculous, & worst of all? They're trying to feed us BULLSHIT like we're fucking STUPID or something... It's an INSULT to American people's intelligence!

    * This really 'sets me off': &, it should all of you also, as fellow americans - we DON'T want this shit to go on -> http://hotair.com/archives/2013/07/24/video-nsa-white-house-getting-worried-about-defunding-vote-in-house/

    Mr. Alexander's getting "panicky" & REACTING too: His tax dollars WE PAY FOR *may* be cut the F off... "We SEE you" pal, for what you TRULY are.

    Why am I upset along with every other "Joe Public little person" out there? The assholes use it against us, but "OH, NO, not on ourselves!"...

    That, & I saw protesters get f'd over - then, the abuse of the IRS targetting political opponents (both of which are WRONG as wrong gets), but then I saw how Gen. Keith Alexander & Mr. James Clapper outright LIED saying they were NOT intercepting communique data of US citizens (especially since the NSA is or WAS not permitted to do so to native US citizenry - sure, "but it's LEGAL" yea, ok - changing the rules IN "SECRET COURTS" (WTF? They're EMPLOYEES OF OURS, not our masters, we have a RIGHT to know what the fuck they're up to, especially when it concerns us), subverting constitutional rights & such is WRONG too - up there with "hate speech" b.s. too - if you say something, it has every RIGHT to be said, but it's up to YOU to listen or not, but it is STILL a right).

    NOW, here's a theory on WHY Mr. Obama is trying to VETO this from passing: My guess is that the reason the head of the IRS didn't lose her job is that she'd "spill the beans" on WHO gave her the "go-ahead" to pull her shit as she did (and his hair has turned grey from it this past quarter - now, there's a clue)... same with all the others like Clapper & Alexander.

    The rats WILL start eating the other rats when push comes to shove, just like in this video (i have to hand musicians 1 thing - they're generally intelligent & see things WAY in advance) -> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfpgpf6QVnI&ob=av2n

    APK

    P.S.=> Folks - today, is THE day, where we find out just how "for the people & BY the people" our representatives in Congress are... apk

    1. Re:Damn straight! apk by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      Citizen, you seem upset.

      "Upset" is a condition in which one's reality is found to not match one's expectations. Frequently because of faulty expectations.

      Now, what mistaken expectation did...ah, yes, here:

      They're EMPLOYEES OF OURS, not our masters

      Wherever did you get that idea, Citizen?

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    2. Re:Damn straight! apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NSA is in need of quantum computing:
      being bared from spying on american traffic, the NSA is turning to the new super ueber
      quatum computer which will allow to look at traffic with out really looking at it to determine if
      the traffic is american in origin. the cat is alive at all times, the nsa assures us.

  37. Re:what is good for the goose is good for the gand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The developers should always eat their own dog food.

  38. Considering their Paranoia of being spied on... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Everyone might be running their own mail server to compartmentalize information, or not storing any information centrally accessible. Imagine the secrets that would be available to the next Snowden if it was...

  39. Bat Boy Escapes by msmonroe · · Score: 0

    Yeah this story sounds real. I am not seeing an accompanying article or evidence. Not saying it's not real, but it sounds like one of those government conspiracy theories like the government faked 9-11. Competent enough to stage 9-11 in front of cameras and people, with no one leaking it, then incompetent, for instance Snowden leaking information about the NSA. Who knows...

    1. Re:Bat Boy Escapes by msmonroe · · Score: 1

      Yeah this story sounds real. I am not seeing an accompanying article or evidence. Not saying it's not real, but it sounds like one of those government conspiracy theories like the government faked 9-11. Competent enough to stage 9-11 in front of cameras and people, with no one leaking it, then incompetent, for instance Snowden leaking information about the NSA. Who knows...

      Sorry I'm stupid, the link wasn't showing in my browser for some reason. They're idiots then for not upgrading their email services.

    2. Re:Bat Boy Escapes by minstrelmike · · Score: 1

      Yeah this story sounds real. I am not seeing an accompanying article or evidence. Not saying it's not real, but it sounds like one of those government conspiracy theories like the government faked 9-11. Competent enough to stage 9-11 in front of cameras and people, with no one leaking it, then incompetent, for instance Snowden leaking information about the NSA. Who knows...

      I suspect it is a very real FOIA excuse. Whether the excuse is valid or not is hard to say.
      Within the bureaucracy, you can tell the FOIA officer your limitations and s/he sends them back to the requester.
      Then it's on to step two: Natl Geog calling them full of congress and demanding information about their e-mail system (probably already available on a Chinese site).

      And I'll bet the NSA is not lying.
      I'll bet they have multiple different e-mail systems, all of them installed by different contractors at different times under different contracts and no easy way to search thru them all, especially with the additional security overlays.
      That's just a guess based on normal corporate behavior in groups that grow fast and have money to burn.

  40. Obviously lying... but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If I were designing a secure email system I would encrypt each email by default and backup the keys somewhere. However, that would make it *difficult* to to a global search of any kind...

  41. Doesn't add up by sjbe · · Score: 1

    having the ability to scan all employees' email is not wise from a security perspective.

    NOT having the ability to scan email is not wise from a security perspective. If someone is doing something they ought not to be doing, exactly how is the NSA going to find out? They claim they need this ability to find out if civilians are dangerous so why would the same logic not apply to their internal operations? Makes NO sense whatsoever.

  42. Re:sounds like they're running exchange by morcego · · Score: 1

    As an Exchange administrator, I can say that searching across an entire mail database is absolutely possible, and also very simple to do from the Management Shell. They're either lying, or just don't want to do it.

    It is also possible on Notes, any Unix mailbox format (maildir, mbox, maildir+, w/e), and any other e-mail system I can think of.

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  43. Re:Remove funding, destr their systems, fire them by datavirtue · · Score: 1

    That is probably one of the dumbest comments I've seen on slashdot for some time. It's like one of those comments you would see on YouTube or something. I'm no fan of government anything, but to say that the NSA has a terrible track record of protecting the American public is just stupid.

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  44. Re:what is good for the goose is good for the gand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    these PRISonM developers should actually just eat dogfood

  45. I can see one way by Chelloveck · · Score: 2

    I can see one way in which this might be both true and proper. If each account was individually encrypted with keys that only the users had, what they're saying would be completely true. And I think it would be completely proper and even laudatory to run an email system that way. They could search individual accounts by having the users decrypt them, but they couldn't do a wholesale search of the entire email system. This is the way email should be!

    A somewhat more likely approach would be that by policy, users are not allowed to keep email on the server. All email must be downloaded or deleted. No online folders, ridiculously small INBOX quotas, maybe a read-once policy where as soon as the mail is retrieved the server auto-deletes it. I can actually understand this being done; I've worked with corporate lawyers who would love to have the email system set up this way for the express purpose of defeating global searches. Anything can be twisted and used against you, so save nothing, leave no evidence. I certainly don't agree with that mindset, but I've worked with people who are like that.

    Not that I think it actually is done either of those ways. I think it's far more likely that they're simply lying and refusing to comply. It's probably simply policy to refuse such blanket FOIA requests, and there's undoubtedly a clause buried in the FOIA itself that allows them to require that requests be specific and narrow. You know, in the way that searches of private individuals are supposed to be.

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  46. Re:sounds like they're running exchange by pipatron · · Score: 2

    It could be that certain agencies are exempt from the law. For your own safety of course. It's better that you don't know.

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  47. Re:sounds like they're running exchange by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

    My inclination would be to believe that they have built their email system so that what they are saying is technically correct, but I would bet that is because they don't want to (of course, there is a significant chance that they are just lying). However, even if their email system does not technically allow them to search in the manner that they say it can't, there is almost certainly another way of doing so that would yield essentially the same results.

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  48. NSA lying OR hilariously incompetent? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Because it's one or the other. Mayhem ensues....

  49. Sounds unbelievable by ElitistWhiner · · Score: 1

    Then it is.

  50. IRS too (READ, & understand).... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://it.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=4011121&cid=44371001

    * Shit makes me MAD as hell... this line of CRAP? It *may* fool folks NOT into computing, but it sure as hell doesn't fool me (or doubtless MOST OF YOU AS WELL, since you know how this tech works).

    Now, I have nothing against men who probably go in with the right idea & honorable intentions... problem is, as I said in the link I posted earlier above? Is that they are JUST MEN, & subject to "Absolute Power Corrupting Absolutely"... & I suspect THAT is what most folks don't like about it, or trust (especially after the IRS fiasco - hell, the head of it didn't even LOSE HER JOB for Pete's sake!).

    Same with Clapper or Alexander - you can bet your BOTTOM-DOLLAR it was the MAN @ THE TOP who gave the go ahead, & they told him flat-out:

    "Fucker, you FIRE ME? I will bring down hell on your earth spilling the beans YOU GAVE ME THE GO-AHEAD TO DO IT!"

    Bank on that - it IS exactly how political scumbags operate "deny, deny, deny" & then when caught? Stick together like glue, to the very end... then, start TURNING ON ONE ANOTHER for 'self-preservation' for power's sake.

    APK

    P.S.=> I know 1 thing - were I to bullshit a court, much less the Congress/house/senate? I'd be in jail... nobody is though, & that makes ME say "WTF!"... rules, they are for everyone - perhaps MORESO for those enforcing said rules/laws, & they? They HAVE to be "better than" their opponents, & yes, that means morally, & playing the game STRAIGHT UP imo, not lowering themselves to their opponents own "low ground"... you start doing that? Then other rules/law breaking starts!

    ... apk

  51. Malice vs. incompetence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I believe it, actually. Ask anybody that's ever dealt with government software what they think of the experience.

  52. Incompetence ? by GuB-42 · · Score: 1

    Three possibilities :
    1 - It's a lie
    2 - It's true because they have a super-secure system in place
    3 - It's true because they are incompetent (I'm talking about their administration, not their researchers)

    Considering the recent turn of events, I'd go with #3.
    What Snowden discovered didn't surprise me. Spying is part of the job after all. But the other part is keeping it secret, and they failed miserably.

  53. It's a game by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They're trying the "We can't be legally responsible because we're incompetent" gambit.

  54. Re:what is good for the goose is good for the gand by Zorpheus · · Score: 1

    Maybe they should use the PRISM system to search the inbox of National Geographic for emails from the NSA. These should be in the system already.

  55. Re:sounds like they're running exchange by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

    OK, fine.

    Here's a solution: NSA takes their entire email database and dumps it out to Wikileaks.

    We'll take it from there. Gratis.

    Profit!

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  56. this is what by SlashDread · · Score: 1

    The NSA flipping their finger at you looks like.

  57. Working Phrase by ThatsNotPudding · · Score: 1

    The working phrase here is: "Plausible Deniability", kinda like: "Above The Law".

  58. By design? by goodmanj · · Score: 1

    They could be lying, or their system could be deliberately designed this way, to limit the amount of information a mole could find.

  59. Can't do `tail -f mbox`? by FuzzNugget · · Score: 1

    My ass

  60. Excuse Me ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are you suggesting that NSA would be able to scan interesting topics from peoples email communication?

    Wouldn't implementing and using that kind of feature be in violation with users privacy expectation and U.S. law!

    Sincerely,

    G KBA,
    DNSA

  61. Maybe they know what they are doing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    As experts in security and infomration gathering, maybe the NSA knows how to keep their email compartmentalized and secure from being searched, even by their own people.

    1. Re:Maybe they know what they are doing by Meneth · · Score: 1

      Mod parent +1 Insightful.

    2. Re:Maybe they know what they are doing by johnny+cashed · · Score: 1

      As experts in security and infomration gathering, maybe the NSA knows how to keep their email compartmentalized and secure from being searched, even by their own people.

      That is what I first thought. They want to compartmentalize internal emails to keep things compartmentalized. +1 indeed sir!

    3. Re:Maybe they know what they are doing by johnny+cashed · · Score: 1

      And this may yet expose a flaw in deep compartmentalization. Should there be a super-user who can do such searches? Maybe someone that has to get keys from other users to do such a search. I would assume every employee can search their own email. National Geo. could certainly know which employees exchanged email with the NSA, and narrow their request.

  62. Do they license their email system? by Dareth · · Score: 2

    Do they license their email system? It may the only one in the world secure FROM them.

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    1. Re:Do they license their email system? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol

  63. Re:sounds like they're running exchange by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is an exception to FOI requests where getting the information is expensive. What they mean is they can't do it within whatever small budget they allocate to serving FIO requests.

    Which is nothing.

    This is the problem with writing locally defined variables into laws.

  64. Re:sounds like they're running exchange by shentino · · Score: 1

    A budget that they make small on purpose.

    Don't kid yourself, they are being difficult on purpose.

  65. Fire them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fire everyone involved with saying it's not possible.

  66. OK: Here's what I see then... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A pack of rich boys "billionaire boys club" masonic order idiots getting richer @ our expense - Heh, only politician in the last 60++ yrs. or so I didn't see come out with more wealth than what he came in with? Truman.

    We also had a guy working FOR us, he got shot dead in JFK (& you can BET by his fellow wealthy who said "Johnny - you're one of US: WTF are you doing helping the STUPID (but far more honest working class) SLAVES for?"). People cried when he died!

    Why? Obvious - it was a signal to what Eisenhower WARNED US OF: "The Eisenhower Military Industrial Complex" & JFK too in regards to "secret societies"...

    For Pete's sake they're FRAT BOYS grabbing for "MOAR POWER" from wealthy backgrounds! IIRC, another example of that is Desmond Fitzgerald (& his roots as another on THAT account!)

    I've been offered to join the masonic order 3x in my life... why'd I turn it down? I'll let another fellow speak for me (oddly enough, in regards to the NSA since they're largely our topic here today):

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrOZllbNarw

    My variation on that's simple: ANYTIME you have to do things "in secret" NOT fully truthfully divulging what you're up to? THEN, you're up to NO GOOD, period & being a fucking SNAKE to doit is what.

    These people running us, ESPECIALLY AFTER THIS OUTRIGHT BULLSHIT (that might fool the general public but it certainly doesn't anyone into computing) - they're the product of FUCKING GREED, unbridaled greed, nothing more... there is NEVER ENOUGH for them. It's their "drug of choice", power & CONTROL.

    I have a theory on that too, one history tend to back: You have 1 generation, like the folks that lived through the great depression & multiple wars... they got sick of living like shit, & cleaned stuff up for everybody (+ once you eliminate the major manufacturing power competitor in Germany? YOU are the "industrial economic powerhouse" with NO competition... all is great, for awhile @ least, say a generation).

    Problem is: Folks tend to spoil their kids, yes, even kids who had it good and their parents want them to have a BETTER LIFE with no hell like they went thru... they end up greedy, spoiled "wanting MOAR MOAR MOAR" is the result.

    Who's running us, REALLY running us? The 1%'ers... & they ARE of that "ilk"! HOW MANY OF OUR "LEADERS" ARE WORKING CLASS JOES?

    Not many, IF any is what. Why? Well, hell - can't put working class guys in here: It doesn't take a 'genius' to figure out HOW TO FIX THE ECONOMIC MESS is why - you bring back jobs to folks, jobs with disposable income. You don't live hand-to-mouth on those, you can actually stand a chance in "courts of 'law'" (secret law) too if you have money... how to stop THAT? Eliminate the competition in middleclass is what. Erode it away totally by H1B visas, so you can pay low wage, the "rich keep getting richer" & so on.

    Man - the mess can be fixed - THE "POWERS THAT TRULY BE" along with "the best politicians MONEY CAN TRULY BUY" don't want it fixed... they like it, JUST how it is, for their REAL "Fix" - POWER! Stop the bogus wars based on UTTER HORSESHIT (wmd's anyone?) & bring back jobs to working class folks is how. Legalize & tax pot is another. You can't stop folks from doing it, so, give them what they want, & gain by it.

    I'm no economist, but I DID SEE Greenspan quit... why? He knew it was FUCKED UP, & run fucked up is why.

    This isn't even ABOUT money - it's about POWER, & CONTROL.

    Are our "fearless leaders" skulking in the shadows with secret courts laws/rules changes doing a good job? Fuck no. Were I to do such a "fine job performance"?? I'd be fired in a heartbeat - we're all "expendable assets", right???

    They've ruined it all, & now the shit's out in the WIDE OPEN with this one especially... what a pack of lying bastards!

    APK

    P.S.=> Where'd I get the idea you ask? The "Good Government " BULLSHIT I was fed my ENTIRE LIFE is where along with "We the People" & the constitution + Bill of Rights they're wiping their ASSES with is where... only to find out we're all being PLAYED like stupid fucks! apk

  67. The Watcher by znanue · · Score: 1

    Thus NSA demonstrating, in the digital era, "quis custodiet ipsos custodes". A little bit scary because it raises the question, if the NSA empowers its people to such a degree, but there is not even a similar capacity within the organization to police itself, is there then a potential for abuses on an individual level? Have such individual abuses occured?

  68. Simple fix... by LoRdTAW · · Score: 1

    The NSA should simply host their email with Google and it will be instantly searchable through PRISM.

    Infact the NSA should compete with google and offer its own free email and search engine, PRISM. Just PRISM it!

    1. Re:Simple fix... by Capt.DrumkenBum · · Score: 1

      Who do you think wrote gmail?
      I am reading a spy novel at the moment that relies a lot on email intercepts to move the story along. I was thinking to myself that a great way to get all the "bad guys" email would be to create a free "anonymous" email service, or get someone else to do it for you.
      Since this book is mostly concerned with middle eastern terrorists I thought they could call it: Allahmail

      --
      If I were God, wouldn't I protect my churches from acts of me?
  69. It's a lie. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That are perfectly capable of such a search, in fact they are required to be able to do so for internal investigations.

  70. Who Watches The Watchers? by kehren77 · · Score: 1

    I guess no one does.

  71. Hire Wikileaks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They'd love to help, I'm sure.

  72. Re:sounds like they're running exchange by StormyWeatherL33T · · Score: 1

    I think they probably put a lot of thought into exactly this when they implemented their system. I have no doubt that the NSA has the ability to search the e-mails of their own employees. But, I also agree that they most likely built their system so that they could fend off open records requests in a way that at least seems feasible to outsiders. They may have implemented additional "security features" or add-ons that make it difficult/impossible. But, I just don't see an intelligence agency NOT having the ability to search their employee's e-mails (both individually and system-wide)... I think that internal monitoring is probably very heavy. They don't want any more Snowden incidents, after all.

  73. Re:sounds like they're running exchange by ImprovOmega · · Score: 1

    As an Exchange administrator, I can say that searching across an entire mail database is absolutely possible, and also very simple to do from the Management Shell. They're either lying, or just don't want to do it.

    Also as an Exchange administrator, I can assure you that if your database is sufficiently large, such a request can *still* take forever to fill. You're basically looking at minimum 1 day per Terabyte of email. The interface is not quick, and it does crawl it mailbox by mailbox. Yes, you can do it with a single command, but it is prohibitive on staff time to setup/execute and lawyer time to redact the non-responsive bits.

  74. It's called "lying" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The NSA response doesn't pass the laugh/sniff test for reality.

  75. Re:sounds like they're running exchange by krshock · · Score: 1

    ++c;?