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Request to Falsify Data Published In Chemistry Journal

New submitter Jim_Austin writes "A note inadvertently left in the 'supplemental information' of a journal article appears to instruct a subordinate scientist to fabricate data. Quoting: 'The first author of the article, "Synthesis, Structure, and Catalytic Studies of Palladium and Platinum Bis-Sulfoxide Complexes," published online ahead of print in the American Chemical Society (ACS) journal Organometallics, is Emma E. Drinkel of the University of Zurich in Switzerland. The online version of the article includes a link to this supporting information file. The bottom of page 12 of the document contains this instruction: "Emma, please insert NMR data here! where are they? and for this compound, just make up an elemental analysis ..." We are making no judgments here. We don't know who wrote this, and some commenters have noted that "just make up" could be an awkward choice of words by a non-native speaker of English who intended to instruct his student to make up a sample and then conduct the elemental analysis. Other commenters aren't buying it.'"

163 comments

  1. Why bother with the panic? by fey000 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The beauty of (natural) science is that you can replicate the results. Why spark a debate (which is more in social sciences ballpark) when you can just run the experiments and validate the statement that way? The paper would only omit important analysis steps if a patent is involved, something that the title of the paper does not imply.

    1. Re:Why bother with the panic? by Wootery · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Why spark a debate (which is more in social sciences ballpark) when you can just run the experiments and validate the statement that way?

      Err, "just"?

      I'm no chemist, but I don't imagine cutting-edge chemical experiments are something you just do.

      Also, you're completely missing the point. Falsification of science absolutely should be a big deal. The person responsible should face serious consequences, and hopefully it remains rare enough that it's big news.

    2. Re:Why bother with the panic? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There's no proof they did falsify anything...

    3. Re:Why bother with the panic? by khallow · · Score: 1

      Yet. We'll see if there's anything to the story. After all, if these were instructions to falsify anything, then it's most likely something that's been done before and the evidence will be in previous papers.

    4. Re:Why bother with the panic? by Cyberax · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Yes, that's a known problem in chemistry. So there's a growing movement to require an independent lab to replicate results before publishing - Reproducibility Initiative. See: http://pipeline.corante.com/archives/2012/08/14/reproducing_scientific_results_on_purpose.php

    5. Re:Why bother with the panic? by ebno-10db · · Score: 5, Informative

      The beauty of (natural) science is that you can replicate the results.

      Spoken from a true armchair POV. Trying to replicate results can be very expensive and time consuming. Furthermore, failure to replicate results does not immediately invalidate the original work, as there can be all kinds of legitimate explanations. Either party may have simply made a mistake, or there may be some critical variable that isn't yet recognized. Fraud in science is a very serious matter, a major impediment and expense, and unfortunately can be very difficult to prove. Therefore when it is found it should be punished severely.

    6. Re:Why bother with the panic? by noh8rz10 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Way to go, fellow slashdotters. Be rude to women and drive them away. don't you get it that we win from a diversity of opinions? maybe you think you're being funny, but it's actually just hateful and hurtful to everybody here. besides, everybody has a mother! would you say those things to your mother?

    7. Re:Why bother with the panic? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Regrettably, duplicating results is a dying art. No one pays the authenticator for their expenses. Besides, as Dr. Sheldon Cooper, it isn't real science for a second researcher to duplicate the results.

    8. Re:Why bother with the panic? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      besides, everybody has a mother!

      You must be new here.

    9. Re:Why bother with the panic? by Muros · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Falsification of science absolutely should be a big deal. The person responsible should face serious consequences, and hopefully it remains rare enough that it's big news.

      I agree with the sentiment, but I am inclined to believe the "awkward choice of words by a non-native speaker of English" argument. It's not like that particular choice of words is even unambiguous to native speakers; if I said "I'm going to make up a batch of beer", friends will be calling around looking for a drink.

    10. Re:Why bother with the panic? by jythie · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yeah, I am thinking back to all the drama around the word choice for using a 'trick' on data. No implication of falsification, but the word choice got people up in a tissy.

    11. Re:Why bother with the panic? by artor3 · · Score: 1

      I imagine a lot of people would prefer to know whether the results are faked before devoting long hours and large amounts of money to trying to replicate them. Not to mention the stress of working round the clock on an experiment trying to figure out why your results aren't matching the published paper. Without this sort of revelation, you'd be left to assume that you were the one doing something wrong.

    12. Re: Why bother with the panic? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      you're a massive, MASSIVE, *MASSIVE* dick. good thing you don't like women, because you're never getting laid.

    13. Re:Why bother with the panic? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, what they do now is flirt with a man and get him to derive the results for her, then she takes all the credit and he gets a free pass to the friendzone. Or, if he's lucky and/or good enough looking, he gets a blowjob.

      Unless she's really ugly or has been with Black men -- only then will she be stuck making up the results on her own.

      Like Rosalind Franklin?

    14. Re:Why bother with the panic? by harlequinn · · Score: 1

      No one cares what you think

      You cared enough to reply to him.

    15. Re:Why bother with the panic? by budgenator · · Score: 1, Troll

      It was far more than a "trick on the data" the entire batch of FOIA emails known as climategate shown systemic manipulation of the peer review system, data manipulation and croneyism.

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    16. Re:Why bother with the panic? by gnoshi · · Score: 0

      Obvious troll is obvious.

    17. Re:Why bother with the panic? by OneAhead · · Score: 1

      Is this a ploy to make people hate the real Ethanol-fueled? If so, cut it out - the guy is perfectly capable of making inane comments that ruin his reputation without your help.

    18. Re:Why bother with the panic? by interkin3tic · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Reminds me of "climategate" where the pundits gleefully reported that researchers admitted to using a "trick" to "hide" something. Of course, if you read more than those two words, you realized it wasn't anything shady. Nonetheless, the fossil fuel PR team had great fun with it and some idiots out there took it as reason to ignore climate change for longer.

    19. Re:Why bother with the panic? by OneAhead · · Score: 1

      Since you wrote "important analysis steps", I thought I'd mention for the record that the specific type of analysis that was missing is one that is getting more and more redundant in present-day organic synthesis; one can get a pretty clear picture from all the other analyses that are commonly included in synthetic papers. Of course, fabricating data (it that's really what they meant by "make up") is unconditionally wrong, but I doubt they could lead the reader to a wrong conclusion by faking an Elemental Analysis if there's also NMR, Mass Spectroscopy,... supporting the correct conclusion.

    20. Re:Why bother with the panic? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... and a pony.

    21. Re:Why bother with the panic? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm no chemist, but I don't imagine cutting-edge chemical experiments are something you

      Some cutting edge chemistry can be very simple and others very complex - the former gets picked up and used. Many methodologies use common reagents that a lot labs have on their shelves.

    22. Re:Why bother with the panic? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Warning: That guy is a vampire who will steal the next six hours of your life if you click that link.

    23. Re: Why bother with the panic? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Because getting laid is all that matters in existance.

    24. Re:Why bother with the panic? by mysidia · · Score: 1

      The beauty of (natural) science is that you can replicate the results. Why spark a debate (which is more in social sciences ballpark) when you can just run the experiments and validate the statement that way?

      Because the journals tend to have an affirmative results bias. If someone replicates the experiment and fails to produce a result; it probably will not get published. On the other hand, if they replicate the experiment, and get the desired result -- perhaps it will.

      People care about the replication of results -- only in as much as it substantiated the prior research.

      If it shows the original research cannot be replicated, then that fact is likely to be ignored.

      Therefore.... it's quite important to get it right the first time and not have falsified data.

      It's not as if there can be an audit and the article based on some fabricated data pulled or ignored, with that fact unknown.

    25. Re:Why bother with the panic? by Bongo · · Score: 0

      Modded Troll? Oh dear. One of the mysteries in life is just how hard it is to tell people something that's fairly true.

    26. Re:Why bother with the panic? by ultranova · · Score: 1

      Marxist atheist environmentalist

      You know, one thing you can't blame the old communist block for was being overly concerned for environment. But nice boogeyman-flavored word salad anyway.

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    27. Re:Why bother with the panic? by golden+age+villain · · Score: 1

      Because it costs a lot of money, your taxpayer's money. Because it costs a lot of time and ruins the career of young scientists who will waste their time trying to replicate bogus results. Because it should not be acceptable in the first place. What about these reasons?

      Sadly it shows that no one really bothered reading the manuscript thoroughly before publication, neither the authors, nor the reviewers.

    28. Re:Why bother with the panic? by msauve · · Score: 1

      But the command was "just make up an elemental analysis." That "just" to me implies a request to limit the work done - do it the easiest/simplest way, just make it up.

      When you make up a batch of beer, you're making a physical thing. Unless you're buying beer and then passing it off as your own, it will be obvious if you're being untruthful.

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    29. Re:Why bother with the panic? by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 0

      You know, one thing you can't blame the old communist block for was being overly concerned for environment. But nice boogeyman-flavored word salad anyway.

      That does not stop a lot of people who believe that Marxism is the economic system of the future from using environmentalism to advance their cause.

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    30. Re:Why bother with the panic? by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

      Honestly I've never heard the word "just" used that way. I can see it being used to imply that the work to be done is simple, "Oh it's easy to get to Kansas, just click your heels three times", but not that you pick a fraudulant way to appear to achieve what follows the word in order to save yourself time.

      I agree the term "make up" is ambiguous but I don't think the "just" should be considered a qualifier here. I'd personally lean towards assuming the experiment is legit unless there's other good reasons to believe otherwise, given the language differences. If it's false, there's little chance the authors will not be found out in time, if only because scientists following the same research may for now make asssumptions that will be hopelessly wrong.

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    31. Re:Why bother with the panic? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've gotten similar commands, with different verbs, from my boss in physics research. But in those cases, just usually means to get something done without much delay or worrying. Frequently this is in response to over-thinking something or trying something too complicated when a simpler, straightforward (or even brute force) method would work. E.g. "Don't try too hard to calculate the required size, just build it and see if how well it works with the materials we have on hand," "Don't spend much more time on calibration, just take some data and see what the error bars look like," or, "Just get some data to get this paper out the door, we don't need to address every effect, and can write another paper later if we find something fruitful." (As in explicitly note that an effect was not considered and will be studied in the future since it was beyond the scope of the paper, not hide some effect) It all comes down to usually a form of, "Just get it done, and stop wasting time."

    32. Re:Why bother with the panic? by squiggleslash · · Score: 2

      I think many people use the Troll option when they see "Clearly false". I'm familiar enough with Climategate to know that many on the right believes this nonsense, but nonsense it is.

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    33. Re:Why bother with the panic? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because the journals tend to have an affirmative results bias. If someone replicates the experiment and fails to produce a result; it probably will not get published. On the other hand, if they replicate the experiment, and get the desired result -- perhaps it will.

      While this may be true for novel, original research, that negative results in an experiment not yet published tend to get published less that positive results, I've seen the exact opposite for experiments that are repeats of previous experiments. If you get the same results as a previous experiment and didn't do anything that different, there is a tendency to not publish as it is not something new or attention getting, outside of the a couple fields like particle physics or other large machine experiments where there is only one or two places that can work on an experiment. However, if you get results that disagree and have some confidence, you will get attention by publishing results disagreeing with a previous paper, because there is a chance you might be right and have proved them wrong.

    34. Re:Why bother with the panic? by kasperd · · Score: 1

      Furthermore, failure to replicate results does not immediately invalidate the original work, as there can be all kinds of legitimate explanations. Either party may have simply made a mistake, or there may be some critical variable that isn't yet recognized.

      Regardless of the outcome, the result of any attempt to replicate the result is worth publishing. A failure may be caused by something as trivial as the original researchers accidentally leaving out some step which was obvious to themselves. It may also be that the original researches have accidentally done something wrong, which invalidates the entire study. Whether it is one or the other will only be clear once multiple teams have tried to reproduce the results, and differences in outcome have been investigated.

      This of course just means it is even more expensive and time consuming than you pointed out.

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    35. Re:Why bother with the panic? by EMN13 · · Score: 1

      Is it any less "armchair" to simply assume an article is valid without corroboration, or to assume this particular scientist is a fraud without actually checking?

      Just because it's more easily said than done doesn't make it untrue - and I strongly suspect none of us particularly care about these specific results anyhow, so of course we'll just comment from afar without actually doing anything.

      I mean, if this bothers you, do you have an alternative suggestion?

    36. Re:Why bother with the panic? by dkf · · Score: 1

      Trying to replicate results can be very expensive and time consuming.

      It's worthwhile doing though. A result that can be reproduced is genuinely useful. Of course, what "reproduce" means is not trivial at all, as there are a lot of unique experiments and data collections out there. (You can't rewind the natural world just so you can put a different set of instruments in place to measure an event again in more detail.) Reproduction might mean using a different approach to analysis of the raw data, or measuring another "sufficiently similar" thing, or trying to do exactly the same thing in a different lab; it all depends on exactly what is being studied and exactly what is being claimed.

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    37. Re:Why bother with the panic? by StikyPad · · Score: 2

      Indeed. In French, for example, the word for "do" and "make" are the same.

      http://translate.google.com/#en/fr/What%20are%20you%20doing%3F%20What%20are%20you%20making%3F

    38. Re:Why bother with the panic? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Leave nuclear out of it. There are few-to-zero environmentalists promoting nuclear energy in the same breath as wind energy.

    39. Re:Why bother with the panic? by Xyrus · · Score: 1

      The beauty of (natural) science is that you can replicate the results.

      Spoken from a true armchair POV. Trying to replicate results can be very expensive and time consuming. Furthermore, failure to replicate results does not immediately invalidate the original work, as there can be all kinds of legitimate explanations. Either party may have simply made a mistake, or there may be some critical variable that isn't yet recognized. Fraud in science is a very serious matter, a major impediment and expense, and unfortunately can be very difficult to prove. Therefore when it is found it should be punished severely.

      Well, the beauty of science is that it is self-correcting. Even if the results are too expensive/time-consuming to reproduce, eventually someone will attempt to use the results as a basis for their own research. And when they do, they will quickly find out that it was a load of crap.

      Unlike the corporate world where you can hide malice and incompetence by burying it in BS, you can't do that for long in the science world. Every time you publish you put your reputation on the line, and if it is found that your research is deliberately fraudulent your reputation is pretty much destroyed. Even if your research just demonstrates incompetence rather than malice, your reputation can be irreparably damaged. Once that happens, the only science you'll be doing is figuring out how long to keep those french fries in the fryer.

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    40. Re: Why bother with the panic? by Modern+Primate · · Score: 1

      Because $$$

    41. Re:Why bother with the panic? by left00coaster · · Score: 1

      7. The word is "commentator", not "commenter".

      Wrong. Absolutely nothing incorrect about "commenter."

    42. Re:Why bother with the panic? by Bongo · · Score: 2

      It was an environmentalist who told me frankly that it did not matter if CO2 didn't turn out ot be a big problem, because by forcing a cut in CO2 you force a cut in production and consumption. She said, "it is about reducing GREED".

      If people would just stop and listen to what environmentalists actually want, we could all discuss it on its own merits. Instead the PR is often about which message will advance this or that cause. Facts be damned.

    43. Re:Why bother with the panic? by Bongo · · Score: 1

      Fair point. My intent was mainly to question this message that big money is behind denialism, when it takes big money to build any big energy alternative. We can add big gas because as some point out, every wind farm is a gas plant (needed for quick response backup, which onl gas can provide).

    44. Re:Why bother with the panic? by msauve · · Score: 1

      Definition of JUST
      1
      a : exactly, precisely (just right)
      ...
      3
      a : only, simply (just last year) (just be yourself)
      b : quite, very

      So, exactly or simply "make it up."

      I'll submit that a person not fluent in English might say "make it up" when they mean "work it up," but using "just" shows a greater familiarity with English.

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    45. Re:Why bother with the panic? by Cyberax · · Score: 1

      Now say this using your real account, that can be tied to your real-life name, please.

    46. Re:Why bother with the panic? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll submit that a person not fluent in English might say "make it up" when they mean "work it up," but using "just" shows a greater familiarity with English.

      Except that people fluent in English as their first language will use "make it up" in that sense. The familiarity with English seems irrelevant, unless we scientists are supposed to presume all notes, published or not, need to be screened for worst possible interpretation, instead of just concentrating on actually getting stuff done.

    47. Re:Why bother with the panic? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I posted a thread in google groups, CRYOPLASTICS. It is a concept, and it leads straight into ORGANOMETALLICITY. It _may_ be a source for such confusion! I have no way to verify it... but I think it is the kind of ideas that would trigger a fight... particularly since it comes from a very OLD, (from before 3D printing was actually invented), design for 3D printers that is different from current methods (PLA/ABS) and the patented design for the UV grid. This situation might have been anticipated... before I returned to the theme and made a few statements on it, publicly. That a woman is involved makes me wonder... If this article does not end having repercusions on the 3D printing field and ambient, please ignore this comment. Danilo J Bonsignore - And PLEASE, change your algorithm to select the security words... dont you have better randomizers and word sets?

    48. Re: Why bother with the panic? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      essentially yes, otherwise you have no genetic immortality but are just a passing speck in existance essentially unimportant to the continuance of your species except as the equivalent of a worker ant.

    49. Re:Why bother with the panic? by noh8rz10 · · Score: 1
      most of your points are crap, but I'll respond to a couple.

      3. I fail to see why we should be more concerned about driving away women, as opposed to any other demographic of people visiting the site.

      very true, but the topic of this thread is women. it also applies to black people, gay people, gun rights advocates, gun restriction advocates, anybody. I'm not saying that we need "a black voice" on Slashdot. But someone may have an interesting take on an issue, but decline to post it because of all the GNAA trolls. and that is a loss for the entire community.

      4. Unless you're claiming that the sexes are actually NOT equal, there is no diversity of opinion based solely on sex.

      there's diversity of opinion based on bringing a large number of people who are engaged on an issue. and the OP and you are a downer to many people and we likely lose some voices. It's not a woman thing, don't you get that? before you retort, it turns off both men and women I'm sure.

      5. No, not everybody has a mother.

      Really? from a biological perspective or from a broken home perspective? I was thinking the former...

      7. The word is "commentator", not "commenter".

      I think of commentators as people who sit in on broadcasts for golf or election debates!

      ok, that's all I got. Any replies, or should this be another dead end conversation?

    50. Re:Why bother with the panic? by noh8rz10 · · Score: 1

      commentators are the guys who sit in on golf broadcasts or election debate coverage! LOL on the GP

    51. Re:Why bother with the panic? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If people would just stop and listen to what environmentalists actually want, we could all discuss it on its own merits. Instead the PR is often about which message will advance this or that cause. Facts be damned.

      So because one person with whom you have a philosophical disagreement with believes one way, all people who support something are the same? Your actual comment is pretty much the epitome of what you're complaining about. Facts are pretty darned simple. The environment is getting warmer, the water is getting warmer, this coincides with industrial activity. That alone doesn't prove anything, but it sure seems like it would be linked when the curves seem nearly identical. On top of that, add the increase in respiratory illnesses associated with the output from fossil fuels burning, smog, poisoned water ways from factory farming, that not only kills off food sources, but also puts fishermen out of work. Over fishing that has limited the New England fishing industry to almost a shade of its former self. On top of that add in the massive amounts of damage due to increasing storm damage, that have caused the insurance industry to start taking climate change and environmentalism seriously. Then we get into the massively expensive wars, that cause lives, destabilize regimes and support terrorism in the aim of protecting a vital source of foreign oil.

      Hey when you ignore all that it does seem pretty Marxist to be an environmentalist. So not having a clean environment is more expensive financially, causes more medical issues which leads to more financial hardships and higher taxes, causes high costs for protecting military force to protect our oil needs and reduces the ability of people who live off of the ocean to have livelihoods. Yeah those facts be damned alright, but I don't think your position is the one the facts really support.

  2. Good editing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They must've really liked the quality of the science described in the article.

  3. Disprove = free paper by trdtaylor · · Score: 2

    Analyze that elemental analysis, if it's obviously fabricated publish short refuting paper in a better journal

    Or offer ACS to print it if ACS is the best in the industry, boom name recognition and easy paper.

    1. Re:Disprove = free paper by wisnoskij · · Score: 0

      Ya, and good luck getting it published.

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    2. Re: Disprove = free paper by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, considering the attention the paper is getting. They might be biassed in accepting papers that validate or invalidate the claims just to cover their own ass.

  4. Science - It Works by Bob9113 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    some commenters have noted that "just make up" could be an awkward choice of words by a non-native speaker of English who intended to instruct his student to make up a sample and then conduct the elemental analysis. Other commenters aren't buying it.

    You know what the great thing about science is? We don't have to focus on emotion and rhetoric. We can do the experiment, and see if it would have supported the conclusion. If it would, our societal view of justice compels us to assume they were asking for the valid test results to be included. If it would not have supported the conclusion, then we can call for the author to be sanctioned.

    1. Re:Science - It Works by mbkennel · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Climatology is as scientific as geophysics and astrophysics.  It is plenty hard.

      "And you can't repeat the experiment to see if it would have supported the conclusion, you just have to trust the original researcher's models." as in astrophysics, and yet it is highly predictive since it is based on physics.

      The 'emotion and rhetoric' comes when some people don't like the consequences of the answers.

    2. Re:Science - It Works by Bob9113 · · Score: 1

      That's true for hard sciences, but not climate science. Emotion and rhetoric play a huge part in that. And you can't repeat the experiment to see if it would have supported the conclusion, you just have to trust the original researcher's models.

      While it is true that there is a lot of rhetoric, and you cannot re-run the experiment, you can, and should, independently audit the data and formulae. I did, when I didn't know which side of the issue I fell on, and felt that both sides had presented reasonable conjectures. The theorists on both sides have made falsifiable predictions -- some going back more than a hundred years -- which can be tested with available data. There is a huge amount of data out there, and it only takes a week or two to pore over it (maybe a little longer if you don't know how to write code -- but you could do the analysis with a spreadsheet, it would just take a little longer).

      I mean, if you don't do that, you really would just be trusing some jackass pundit on one side or the other, and that would be choosing ignorance. Surely few here would make that choice. And anyone who did choose that simple path would be even more repugnant if he went about trying to infect others with his ignorance, am I right?

    3. Re:Science - It Works by NeverWorker1 · · Score: 5, Funny

      There needs to be a "typewriter font -1." Not arguing with what you're saying, but it's an annoying font.

    4. Re:Science - It Works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      as in astrophysics, and yet it is highly predictive since it is based on physics

      Molecular dynamics simulations are based on physics, but not very predictive.

      The 'emotion and rhetoric' comes when some people don't like the consequences of the answers.

      Climatology gives us no more answers about future weather than molecular dynamics does about any cellular system.

    5. Re:Science - It Works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is knowing the name so vitally important? That demand coupled with the "wow look at this noob" thing makes you seem like kind of a jerk.

    6. Re:Science - It Works by OneAhead · · Score: 1

      as in astrophysics, and yet it is highly predictive since it is based on physics

      Molecular dynamics simulations are based on physics, but not very predictive.

      That's only because more than half of the scientists running MD don't have a firm grasp on what they're doing. It looks deceptively simple from a distance, but if you really want predictive results, it becomes harder than Quantum Chemistry.

    7. Re:Science - It Works by SemperUbi · · Score: 2

      We're talking impartial SCIENCE, man. I say we need "typewriter font -1" and "typewriter font +1." Let the battle begin!

      No matter who wins, we'll shake hands, raise toasts to each other in the mead hall, then go slaughter the Comic Sans crowd.

    8. Re:Science - It Works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your order-of-magnitude higher ID than the parent poster suggests an explanation.

      Myself, I like Courier. But then, I'm in the lower 10x of that equation.

      And please, if you're going to criticize someone's choice of font, take a moment to do it with precision and figure out what the name of the font is.

      The name of the font? OK, how about why-is-a-fucking-typewriter-hacking-my-computer-screen font? Is that better?

      Shitty font is shitty. No one remembers the scientific name of the dodo bird for the same damn reason, so knock it off already with this precision crap.

    9. Re:Science - It Works by OneAhead · · Score: 2

      That's true for hard sciences, but not for the US political debate on climate science. Emotion and rhetoric play a huge part in that.

      FTFY.

      BTW, nice attempt at flamebaiting the discussion off-topic.

    10. Re:Science - It Works by OneAhead · · Score: 2

      Climatology gives us no more answers about future weather than molecular dynamics does about any cellular system.

      Well duh, climate science is about climate, not weather. Weather models are to climate science as molecular dynamics is to biochemical network simulations. Or to correct your statement: "Weather models give us no more answers about future climate than molecular dynamics does about any cellular system".

    11. Re:Science - It Works by MightyYar · · Score: 3, Informative

      It's not Courier unless you have your browser set up to display Courier. It is a <tt> tag, which has a css style of "font-family:monospace;". Courier is monospaced, but so are typewriters. He is at least as correct as you are.

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    12. Re:Science - It Works by BancBoy · · Score: 1

      Your order-of-magnitude higher ID than the parent poster suggests an explanation.

      Myself, I like Courier. But then, I'm in the lower 10x of that equation.

      And please, if you're going to criticize someone's choice of font, take a moment to do it with precision and figure out what the name of the font is.

      The name of the font? OK, how about why-is-a-fucking-typewriter-hacking-my-computer-screen font? Is that better?

      Shitty font is shitty. No one remembers the scientific name of the dodo bird for the same damn reason, so knock it off already with this precision crap.

      Raphus cucullatus

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    13. Re:Science - It Works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The elemental analysis is not needed to support the conclusion of the paper - it is more of a "purity check" on how clean the data is. Some chemistry journals require scientists to explain all intermediate products that are present at trace amounts and show their composition. From what I have heard, many see elemental analysis as an unnecessary inconvenience that gets in the way of publishing their "real" results.

      Example: Scientists figure out a new method for synthesizing Drug A that is more efficient (90% yield) than previous methods (70% yield) and submit their findings to a journal. The journal asks the scientists to provide explanations for and elemental analysis for the 20 or so other products that make-up the the 10% that isn't Drug A. The scientists conduct elemental analysis on the 20 products, but #14 (about .5% of their products using their new method) is gives them problems. The scientists expect that it won't be a problem, especially when it is buried in 35 pages of the supplement, but a nitpicky reviewer could cause them to delay publication over the missing analysis. The lead scientist then makes either a honorable decision (continue to spend time money until the analysis is completed or admitting the failure and trying to publish honestly) or a dishonorable decision (hand-waving or falsifying) that is rationalized based on what is more important.

    14. Re:Science - It Works by doom · · Score: 1

      You know what the great thing about science is? We don't have to focus on emotion and rhetoric. We can do the experiment, and see if it would have supported the conclusion.

      In this case, the author did not follow the instruction to (apparently) just make something up. So the question is not whether someone falsified something, it's whether there's someone out there promoting a cyncical approach to writing scientific papers.

      And science is a social process. Yeah, you're supposed to have a physical process specified that you can try to replicate, but practically that's not likely to be more than spot checks for all but the most important results, the process of replication is quite likely tedioius and expensive, so the immediate question is whose results you're going to try to replicate. You don't pay much attention to some guy on the street or some dude on the internet, you use the scientific credentially system to find people who are likely to have results that are worth taking the trouble of studying and (possibly) taking the trouble to replicate.

      So what we have here is a social trust issue, and if we had a Science Bureau of Investigation, you would hope they'd be trying to figure out who wrote this note, and whether they're in the habit of giving similar instructions to other researchers.

      (And may I say, you appear to be a victum of what I think of as "the techies fallacy": all those messy human problems can be dodged by just focusing on our nice hard-eged Technical world.)

    15. Re:Science - It Works by NeverWorker1 · · Score: 1

      As somebody else has pointed out, it's a tag. That tt stands for "teletype." That your system (and mine) happen to represent that with courier doesn't change the fact that it's a typewriter font. Monospace is great for code, but pretty lousy for actually reading.

  5. Very well could be by TheCarp · · Score: 1

    Very well could just be as they say, a poor choice of words. Maybe he just wanted her to do the needful?

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    1. Re:Very well could be by ackthpt · · Score: 0

      Very well could just be as they say, a poor choice of words. Maybe he just wanted her to do the needful?

      I'm waiting for the day when something from the House, Senate or Whitehouse goes out with a not attached, "...and don't sent this to the press."

      Or has that already happened?

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    2. Re:Very well could be by whoever57 · · Score: 5, Informative

      Many languages use only one verb for several uses of "make" and "do". English has some odd cases where "make" is used but, from a logical point of view, it would seem that "do" would be more appropriate, making translations more difficult. Thus, instead of "make up an analysis", one could easily imagine someone with a less than perfect grasp of english meaning "do an analysis"

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    3. Re:Very well could be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      That looks like German wording of "make up" = "do", nothing nefarious about it, slow news day?

    4. Re:Very well could be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Not even just German, I understood "make up" in English to mean to do the work to collate the results. I don't think it's so much a slow news day as a dumb audience century.

    5. Re:Very well could be by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Or has that already happened?

      On numerous occasions politicians have released MS-Word docs, and the full edit history could be retrieved, with occasionally embarrassing results.

    6. Re:Very well could be by SunTzuWarmaster · · Score: 1

      Like releasing the same document twice, with different redactions? http://www.aljazeera.com/humanrights/2013/08/2013851618340986.html
      Or information on an Iraqi shooting? http://gcn.com/articles/2005/05/13/pdf-user-slipup-gives-dod-lesson-in-protecting-classified-information.aspx
      Or when the TSA published their 'classified' handbook? http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/2009/12/tsa-leak/
      Or when the UK revealed their nuclear submarine secrets? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-13107413

    7. Re:Very well could be by Comrade+Ogilvy · · Score: 1

      "do up" "fix up" "make up" All three could be innocent. All three could be nefarious.

    8. Re:Very well could be by vux984 · · Score: 1

      Thus, instead of "make up an analysis", one could easily imagine someone with a less than perfect grasp of english meaning "do an analysis"

      Really, one could easily imagine someone with a perfect grasp of english saying it.

      I say things like, "I need you to make up some charts showing X and Y over Z..." and I've never once intended anyone to falsify the data. To "make up" something is to "create it". I could just as easily said "I need you to create some charts showing X / Y / Z" and again the called for action is to apply creative effort in constructing the charts not the data to be charted.

      To "make up an analysis of X" to most people I've worked with would be interpreted as "make me a report containing your analysis of X".

      This is much ado about nothing unless there is more evidence to go on.

    9. Re: Very well could be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In British English, using "make up an analysis" would be perfectly fine usage to instruct the creation of something which both speakers find tedious and bothersome yet must be done.

      But what do I know I am not a native speaker.

    10. Re:Very well could be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Especially, because in chemistry the term "make up a solution" is frequently used interchangeably with "prepare a solution"...

      -A non-native speaker

  6. Shouldn't peer review catch this? by gman003 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I would have thought that standard peer review would have caught this - someone reading this, specifically with an eye towards accuracy, should have noticed it well before it made it to print. Whether that would result in just removing the offending text (which, while not completely guilty, definitely sounds bad) or result in actual correction of the experiment, I can't say.

    1. Re:Shouldn't peer review catch this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      For better or worse, journals, editors, and referees often turn a blind eye towards supplemental information (which this was). My most recent publication, the Royal Chemistry Society even had a disclaimer that they do not open or view the Supplemental Information.

    2. Re:Shouldn't peer review catch this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would have thought that standard peer review would have caught this - someone reading this, specifically with an eye towards accuracy, should have noticed it well before it made it to print. Whether that would result in just removing the offending text (which, while not completely guilty, definitely sounds bad) or result in actual correction of the experiment, I can't say.

      Peer review isn't the bulletproof system some would make it out to be. It's just the best option we have.

    3. Re:Shouldn't peer review catch this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Supplementary information is usually not peer revived. At Least not that I know of.

    4. Re:Shouldn't peer review catch this? by Demonantis · · Score: 1

      Peer reviews aren't paid usually so basically they got what they paid for.

    5. Re:Shouldn't peer review catch this? by dougmc · · Score: 1

      should have noticed it well before it made it to print

      Also, much peer review happens after it goes to print. After all, that's the purpose of printing it in the first place, to get it out to more people.

      I'm not sure if the person who discovered this bit in the supplemental information is a "peer" or not -- but if so, it looks like peer review worked perfectly.

  7. This is the internet... by craznar · · Score: 1

    Why let the search for truth get in the way of a good lynching.

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    1. Re:This is the internet... by ackthpt · · Score: 1

      Why let the search for truth get in the way of a good lynching.

      A lie can run around the world before truth has got it's boots on - Terry Pratchett

      Looks like truth got a running start on this sprint.

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    2. Re:This is the internet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A lie can run around the world before truth has got it's boots on - Terry Pratchett

      A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. -- Mark Twain (who said it 60 years before Terry Pratchett was born)

    3. Re:This is the internet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why in the world would you attribute such an old proverb to Terry Pratchett?

    4. Re:This is the internet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    5. Re:This is the internet... by gigaherz · · Score: 1

      Because he read it in a Terry Pratchett book, I guess?

    6. Re:This is the internet... by radarskiy · · Score: 1

      I am shocked to discover that natural languages have ambiguous parsing!

  8. "Make up" ~= "Fabricate" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's possible that it's not malicious and was just a misinterpreted request to run an experiment "make up a batch of $compound".

  9. IF you RTFA by avandesande · · Score: 4, Informative

    None of the data talked about in the note was used in the final journal submission and the compound the author was referring to was what he claimed was a theoretical intermediate. I am leaning toward a misunderstanding in a hastily written note.

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    1. Re:IF you RTFA by djupedal · · Score: 1

      So you seem to think it's fair to tell us to RTFA while the actors involved didn't think it fair to do their own reading. If so, that smacks of the type of double standard we're hoping to illustrate, so thanks for helping make us out as correct.

  10. "supporting information" by martas · · Score: 2

    It's not that rare for reviewers to skim the appendix of a paper, and it doesn't necessarily go against their instructions. Appendices tend to be more useful to people who need detailed information about how the results presented in a paper were obtained (typically these are researchers in the same subfield), rather than reviewers or researchers whose work is only moderately related to the paper.

    1. Re:"supporting information" by gman003 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Ah, true. Can't blame peer review for only skimming the appendices.

      Now, the journal editors, them I think we can blame.

    2. Re:"supporting information" by martas · · Score: 1

      Agreed, editors really should have read every word of what they were publishing.

    3. Re:"supporting information" by Charliemopps · · Score: 1

      Especially when these journals have subscriptions in the hundreds, sometimes thousands of dollars per year. I used to pay for Nature, but even with the student discount it was insane how much they charged.

  11. Reminds me of the day... by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Funny

    when I was tricked into drinking Hydrogen Hydroxide when I distinctly requested a beaker full of Dihydrogen Monoxide. The cover-up, the pointing of fingers, the falling out of the scientific community. HOYVIN GLAVIN!

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    1. Re:Reminds me of the day... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hydrogen Hydroxide or Dihydrogen Monoxide--it doesn't make a big difference. You're lucky you weren't intoxicated with Hydric Acid instead!

  12. Have to ask... by grub · · Score: 1

    Was Andrew Wakefield involved?

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  13. Get back to me ... by NikeHerc · · Score: 1

    when this is not nearly a non-story.

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  14. Emma by SnarfQuest · · Score: 0

    Emma: Please insert a snarky comment here.

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  15. Conspiracy to falsify results? by Okian+Warrior · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'm not disturbed by the note, and yes it's likely a poor choice of words from a non-English speaker.

    Are we now condemning conspiracy to submit fraudulent information? I thought fraud was the bad act.

    I've worked with non-English speaking students, and there are a surprising number of awkward constructions that you wouldn't notice as a native speaker.

    For example, one multiple-choice optics test question had this answer: "The image is half as large".

    The phrase "half as large" translates simultaneously into "big" and "small" at the same time... it was pointed out that many students didn't know what this meant. The first rewrite came out as "half the size", but since many cultures implicitly measure size in terms of area instead of height, lots of people misinterpreted this as well (half the height = 1/4 the area). Having an answer "none of the above" further confused the issue. The test should have been specific in saying "half the height".

    I've proofread/edited more than 10 papers written by foreign types, and "twisted meanings" are quite common - phrases that seem syntactically reasonable but which have a different meaning to a native speaker. (I grew up in Amish territory - statements like "Sarah is wonderful sick today" and "throw papa down the stairs his hat" were commonplace.)

    I wouldn't think twice about the note in the paper. Unless the researcher actually makes up the analysis out of whole cloth it's not a problem.

    Science is about evidence, not hearsay.

    1. Re:Conspiracy to falsify results? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      (half the height = 1/4 the area)

      Uh... no.

    2. Re:Conspiracy to falsify results? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (half the height = 1/4 the area)

      Uh... no.

      True, either for the same aspect ratio or for sufficiently small values of "half"

    3. Re:Conspiracy to falsify results? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Depends on the item, don't you think?

      A second cube half the height of the first cube would be, wouldn't it? The parent to your post wasn't specific as to the actual question.

    4. Re:Conspiracy to falsify results? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh... Uh... Uh...

      Uh... Uh...

      Uh.... Uh... Uh...

      Shut up with your "Uh..." rubbish, please.

  16. This is most likely a misunderstanding by vivaoporto · · Score: 1

    This is most likely a misunderstanding, these things happen and should be caught in peer reviewing.

    Emma, please insert a little bit of misdirection on this post and click on submit after previewing. Those suckers will buy it like it's a 38k dollars handbag.

  17. Elemental analysis is not so important by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Elemental analysis is a very old technique that simply tells you the ratio of elements present. NMR etc can tell you the structure of what you have made, and is much more important and pretty much impossible to fake.

    Elemental analysis only gives you the right answer for very pure samples, which can be hard to achieve.

    Sounds like 'lazy faking' of a less important analysis...

  18. Don't rush to judgement. by godel_56 · · Score: 1
    Despite my natural cynicism I lean towards honest mistake here.

    Remember that this was just an informal note. Even as an English speaker I occasionally produce an awkward construction when I'm in a hurry and writing informally. Any possible ambiguities only becomes apparent when I read it back later.

    I'm willing to give them the benefit of the doubt until we find out more.

  19. Re:Science - It Works, but only for the big stuff by Chemisor · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Yes, we can do the experiment, but most of the time we don't. Nobody gets grant money for replicating stuff other people have already done. There's no glory in it; the citations, the namings, the prestige will all go to the original experimenter, and grants are very much about glory (to the host institution, of course, not so much for the researcher herself). Yes, the big, important stuff gets replicated, but a dreadfully mundane study of some palladium catalysed reaction is not in that category, and so is unlikely to be replicated. The allegation of "made up" data in this particular paper may prompt somebody to try it in this case, but there will be many more that will slip through.

  20. Probably a misunderstanding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I fake data I don't leave a paper trail.

  21. The obvious answer is... by meglon · · Score: 3, Informative

    ...they went to publish it, realized they didn't have a supporting NMR, so he told his assistant to make one up.

    Here's the rub... what that means to the assistant is, run an NMR; what it means to all the people who don't have a the education to understand what it means, or even what an NMR is, is that they can try to paint science as bad. You cant "make up" an NMR in that way, although you could substitute some other chemical and run the analysis... but why bother? Any lab with an NMR could check your work simply by running the correct NMR; and, running the correct chemical will take exactly as long, and exactly the same amount of effort.

    This is basically people who don't have enough education somehow seeing a conspiracy in nothing. I swear, the human race is fucking pathetic sometimes.

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    1. Re:The obvious answer is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The NMR just gives you a graph showing the resonant peaks, you still have to interpret it to determine what elements are present (at least that's how it was when I was in college).
      I read the note not as run the NMR, but just do the interpretation/analysis and write it here. A grad student should be able to do this in a matter of minutes, and they probably just hadn't typed it up when they first looked at it.

    2. Re:The obvious answer is... by pz · · Score: 5, Informative

      I run a scientific research lab in a Big University You Have Heard Of. I had a conversation with an intern and a post-doc earlier this week where we talked about figures that could be added to a review paper the intern is working on. I swear I used the words, "I'll make up a figure ..." to describe the actions of collecting the necessary supporting data to create a figure for the paper that my post-doc suggested would be instructional. "Make up" in this case meant, "construct," and wholly lacked nefarious, subversive, or deceptive connotations.

      And I speak English as my mother tongue.

      The so-called conspiracy to commit fraud here is a bunch of hooey. The only thing the authors are guilty of is not submitting a fully completed manuscript.

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    3. Re:The obvious answer is... by meglon · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Exactly. It's someone telling their assistant to get a NMR done.

      It's become a sad day here in the US where there's a faction of people so against science, that they try to manufacture issues like this. I don't care that some people want to remain stupid... it's there choice, but they should at least have enough brain cells left to understand if they want to stay stupid, their opinion doesn't mean shit because it's based on stupidity.

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    4. Re:The obvious answer is... by MindlessAutomata · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yeah, this whole thing is absolutely stupid. I don't even buy that it was a non-native English speaker; "go make up a..." is just another way of telling someone to go produce something.

    5. Re:The obvious answer is... by khallow · · Score: 1

      It's become a sad day here in the US where there's a faction of people so against science, that they try to manufacture issues like this.

      I just don't see it. We have one blog that posted this and really didn't have much to say aside from that it looked kind of suspicious and in the same sort of procedure where some actual scientific fraud had occurred in the recent past. That's not much of a "manufacturing". There are some commentators condemning these scientists already for their red handed fraud and/or minor grammatical flub. But I don't see much in the way of a "faction" either.
      br. I do see the common rush to judgment that follows any poorly written but engaging story on the internet, but that's not particular to any faction as your post helps demonstrate.

    6. Re:The obvious answer is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't care that some people want to remain stupid... it's there choice,

      BWAAAHAHAHA! Thank you for making me nearly choke, fizz coke up in through my nose, and spray my keyboard. ;-)

  22. Making up Crap in Scientific Journals by hackus · · Score: 0

    No, they really do stuff like that?

    I am soooooo surprised.

    I just pointed this sort of thing out on a previous post and got modded to like 0 for it.

    http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=4072427&cid=44522737

    Now it is front page news.

    I am SO surprised that happened too.

    -Hack

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    1. Re:Making up Crap in Scientific Journals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah.

      I made up a one molar copper sulphate solution the other day - take that, science!

  23. Re:Why bother with the panic, you coward. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From one "Anonymous Coward" to another, your comment sucks and not in a good blowjob way.
    I'm an "Anonymous Coward" because i don't need being signed into yet another forum.
    Your just a "coward" by taking cheap shots. Simply put you don't deserve a women in
    your life, good luck being lonely with your hand.

  24. Oprah Winfrey by Latent+Heat · · Score: 1
    Oprah was refused to be shown a handbag by a Swiss shopkeeper claiming it was too expensive for her.

    In a fit of pique, she purchased the entire country and now Stedman is evicting all its citizens to make way for condos . . .

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  26. peer review isn't worth the spit it's made of by SuperBanana · · Score: 1

    A researcher friend recently described how their PI handed them a paper from a former lab member from many years ago and said "review this, ok?" (and what was of course unsaid was "approve it.") Turns out the journal of the National Academy of Sciences is a joke - it's just a place for members to dump crap they can't get accepted for publishing anywhere else. It certainly is a joke if you can get someone in your own lab to accept a paper from a former lab member.

    1. Re:peer review isn't worth the spit it's made of by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll second this. The peer review system in place at many of the journals and conference proceedings that I used to read is not as scientifically rigorous as it is politics and weiner stroking.

    2. Re:peer review isn't worth the spit it's made of by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In politics, people get some sort of low-brow reward for taking down a politician. In science, reviews are anonymous, and not part of your job, so reviewers often just want to be done with it, and don't really care so much the result.

    3. Re:peer review isn't worth the spit it's made of by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A researcher friend recently described how their PI handed them a paper from a former lab member from many years ago and said "review this, ok?" (and what was of course unsaid was "approve it.")

      Was that really intended if unsaid? Or was the PI just passing the work on and didn't want to be involved in it. There wouldn't be a conflict of interest if the friend didn't know the former member. Stuff I've been passed to from previous PIs I worked for definitely wanted criticism on things if given to me. They wouldn't have wasted the time if they just wanted an approval.

  27. Yeah, because I always read Slashdot on my by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, because I always read Slashdot on my typewriter.

    Felicia! Get in here and type up the day's comments so I can read them!

    Oh, and get off my astroturf.

    mumble. mumble.

    Ironic captcha: mumble *

    * Came up after I wrote my text, I swear. Is the NSA running Slashdot now?

  28. We should send feedback by mattr · · Score: 1

    Obviously there is nothing criminal going on, just a conspiracy by a stupid editor. Make up = do. If he wrote manufacture I might wonder but still it isn't proof.
    I have an idea, must not be the first to have it though.
    When slashdot and other sites (like boingboing) get news stories from syndicators of syndicators etc. in the normal idiotic trickle-down blog syndication and altruistic submitters tree and the article upon intelligent reading is obvious drivel, the end consumers (the conglomeration of all slashdot readers who have read it) should be able to push back in the reverse direction along this tree that it is stupid.
    Something like a message, "300 readers of slashdot.org think this article is stupid. Your cred dropped to 50%."
    Finally something worthy to vote about!

  29. Oblig. by munch117 · · Score: 3, Funny
    Probably non-native speakers are a bit more prone to this kind of mistake though. From an old Usenet quotes file:

    I had a manual that described doing a track alignment on a floppy drive. Basically loosen the lock screw, adjust, tighten the screw. But...the author's english was from another continent...

    "...when adjustment is complete, screw it up."

  30. Probably meant fabriate by MassiveForces · · Score: 2

    The semi-important data would be in the NMR, the elemental analysis would be more of a formality to show they are working with what they said they were working with. I think that is reason to believe they would have worded it in such a way suggesting they needed a real NMR result but some pain in the but boring work they have an expected answer for is to be just made up. Obviously bad practice, probably doesn't have much bearing on the paper itself though, assuming their materials suppliers are trustworthy.

  31. As a non-native, it's typically a mistake I'd make by BarfooTheSecond · · Score: 1

    http://www.wordreference.com/ proposes "make up" (vtr) => "assemble, put together"

    I wouldn't have seen any problem in saying "please, put an elemental analysis together", thinking: the article lacks an analysis for completeness, a simple one should be included.

    Makes me remember of red side notes from my teachers in my homework, long ago: "Results are ok, but where's the analysis?!"...

    I only see conscienciousness by a (non-english) reviewer, in this instruction.

  32. publish (positive results) or perish by WOOFYGOOFY · · Score: 1

    It's what is incentivize when you count no results as non-knowledge. That's a large part of the problem. No results are information too, Unfortunately just anyone can produce unlimited amounts on demand.

    There should be (and the idea is not original to me) and perhaps is now a journal of interesting no-effects, non-results.

    The lying is pandemic in academia, and it's not just PIs lying about their results, it's everywhere .. sorry to say it's a culture which tolerates lying at every level. At our university, TAs openly threatened students with being graded down for doing stuff like showing up to the TAs office hours if they missed class for any reason, then followed through on those threats. The profs knew about it and looked the other way.

    I know PIs in our department were said to fake results and it was unofficially encouraged via the grapevine. In theory it gets discovered, but as far as I know no one has ever systematically gone through with the required statistical tools and correlated unrepeatedable results with PIs or departments, or more subtly, contraindicated results , results that could not be true if a wealth of other results of seemingly unrelated experiments were true. Sure some high focus pursuits like climate change and alternative energy get properly and excruciatingly scrutinized and rescrutinized, but the low level chemical pathway shit this guy is slogging around in? Not so much. He knows he's out of the spotlight.

    Here's a tip for young idealists of the sort I was. Every power hierarchy has a disproportionate number of sociopaths at the top and academia is no exception. The dishonest, law-breaking, libelous and slandering political maneuvering that spoils other ventures spoils academic pursuits at least as much.

    It was Henry Kissinger who noted that department politics are so vicious just because there is so little to fight over and he may be right. The monetary rewards are marginal, the job security is gone and work environment is bone grinding and relentless all the while it's demanded that you get positive results so you get funding.

    We need a kind of policing function in academia. We need people whose specific job it is to use what methods they can think of to catch cheaters. There mere presence of such an entity would be a huge deterrent by itself.

    We also need to detach course grading and degree granting from the university. There's nothing at the university, no particular resource anyone needs access to in order to learn to the undergrad or even masters degree level. It's overpriced, it under delivers it's causing the next financial (aid) bubble and it subjects students to a time consuming, humiliating and demeaning process of vying to be liked personally by people who have despotic-level power over their futures. Enough.

     

    1. Re:publish (positive results) or perish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's nothing at the university, no particular resource anyone needs access to in order to learn to the undergrad or even masters degree level. It's overpriced, it under delivers it's causing the next financial (aid) bubble and it subjects students to a time consuming, humiliating and demeaning process of vying to be liked personally by people who have despotic-level power over their futures.

      And there is no reason one needs a degree most of the time. You just have to convince the person trying to hire people for the job that you want that they should pay attention to you. Oops, looks like pleasing and vying to be liked by personalities with control over your future is how the real world works.

      At least at the earlier degree levels, you have a lot of choices where to go, and if you are just going to teach yourself you can go to some really cheap places. You could argue that there is never a need for any teacher to learn material, and in some fields, there are not even any need for books beyond teaching just nomenclature and definitions. They aren't needed to learn, but can make learning things go a lot faster. If you aren't going to actually use any resources at a university to learn anything, you can either go really cheap or just skip it. I see a lot of people who blame the school for being useless when students spend their time partying and trying to do the bare minimum to get by, but ignore that some people make use of resources, and a lot of the time, that involves a lot of work and study outside of a class.

  33. German vs English by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In German the word 'make' is actually used the same way 'do' is used in English.

    If I say in English: "do this", "do that"
    In German I would say: "make this" (mach dies), "make that" (mach das).

    Nevertheless, if we take both words 'make' (machen) and 'up' (auf), we'd get "machen auf".
    If you turn them around you get "auf mache", which happens to be 'open' in English.

    Sadly, I don't know how it works in French & Italian (60% of the Swiss speak Swiss German, 30% French, 10% Italian & ~0.1% Romansh).

    (I'm a Swiss and I actually happen to study in Zurich, a few hundred meters away from the University of Zurich).

    Funny is also that 'business man' (Unternehmer) translates word-by-word to 'undertaker' (unter = under, nehmer = taker).

  34. It took by justthinkit · · Score: 2

    It took balls to say that.

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    I come here for the love
  35. Corruption everywhere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Corrupt public-financed chemists, yet another violation of our rights. The gov’t constantly violates our rights.
    They violate the 1st Amendment by caging protesters and banning books like “America Deceived II”.
    They violate the 4th and 5th Amendment by allowing TSA to grope you.
    They violate the entire Constitution by starting undeclared wars.
    Impeach Obama.
    Last link of “America Deceived II” before it is completely banned:
    http://www.amazon.com/America-Deceived-II-Possession-interrogation/dp/1450257437

  36. Re:Science - It Works, but only for the big stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The mundane stuff can frequently get replicated in indirect ways. Since work on things like materials will be extended or used in other work, there can be many further experiments that reproduce the work as a first step to get to some further point, or will see there is a problem when trying to use the results of the work. If no one uses the results of the work and it is really mundane, then it doesn't really matter if it is right or wrong in the big picture, as it turned out to be a useless result.

  37. Lost in translation by Borgmeister · · Score: 1

    I expect that it was being used in the sense that I am now going to make up my bed.

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    *Insert ridiculous, apparently intelligent but ultimately meaningless phrase here*
  38. make up vs. come up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I once confused "come up [with]" with "make up [something]", and got my meeting partners quite upset about what I suggested.

    English is a language that seems so simple on first sight but can get really complicate in its intricacies.

    (BTW, I am not a native speaker)