Photocopying Michelle Obama's Diary, Just In Case
Hugh Pickens DOT Com writes "Conor Friedersdorf has a good (and humorous) read in the Atlantic about the analogy that President Obama has settled on to explain his theory of the NSA surveillance controversy to reporters. 'The question is how do we make the American people more comfortable?' Obama said. 'If I tell Michelle that I did the dishes ... and she's a little skeptical, well, I'd like her to trust me, but maybe I need to bring her back and show her the dishes and not just have her take my word for it.' The analogy has been widely panned, and for good reason. Friedersdorf writes that he has come up with a much better analogy. What if 'Barack snuck into Michelle's closet one day, dug through her belongings until he found her diary, and photocopied it. Then he replaced the original, locked the copy in his desk, and didn't think about it much until she found out months later and furiously confronted him.' Admittedly, it isn't a perfect analogy either says Friedersdorf, 'but it comes a lot closer than Obama did to capturing the actual stakes in this debate, and the reason so many Americans are angry at him.'"
In related news, Snowden's father disagrees that his son isn't a patriot: "My son has spoken the truth, and he has sacrificed more than either the president of the United States or Peter King have ever in their political careers or their American lives. So how they choose to characterize him really doesn't carry that much weight with me."
The analogy would be better if the diary was left out in the open, but closed, mind you, for everyone to see. You still shouldn't open it, but it is sitting right there and not locked up.
Or everyday the diary was handed off to a random member of the public to hold on to... and not open, of course.
Peter King's new found love of all things counter-terrorism is refreshing news, considering his well known support of the IRA.
He used a Xerox
"I have downloaded hundreds and hundreds of records, why would I care if somebody downloads ours?" Robin Pecknold
PATRIOTISM, n.
Combustible rubbish ready to the torch of any one ambitious to illuminate his name.
In Dr. Johnson's famous dictionary patriotism is defined as the last resort of a scoundrel. With all due respect to an enlightened but inferior lexicographer I beg to submit that it is the first.
Be wary when the word "patriotism" is being used. Whatever precedes or follows usually clocks in very high on the bullshit scale. It feels like it's being used to trigger a killswitch in the human mind.
20 minutes into the future
Obama requests a sworn person to have a look at Michelle's diary + contacts etc..., then make a copy kept in a private and secure place for sometime, and only report to him if there is something suspicious. Looks closer to reality...
Slashdot, fix the reply notifications... You won't get away with it...
George Washington was declared a "traitor" by the British Crown and Government.
George Washington is considered the "Father of his country" by properly educated USA citizens.
See any correlation?
As a USA citizen (at least until this is posted), the younger Mr. Snowden did us a favor. The display of the Federal Government's illegalities and corruption is always a good thing. Without Mr. Snowden's release of this evidence of illegal activity, we would suspect the Federal Government's unconstitutional and illegal activities. With this evidence, we now know of the corruption, illegalities and immorality of the USA Federal Government and its Directors.
Thank God for Pvt. Manning and Mr. Snowden.
Regrettably, whistleblowing always (and everywhere) carries a heavy price for the whistleblower.
Did he use a Xerox photocopier?
And if so, after looking at the copies he made did Barack later confront Michelle over discrepancies between things that she told Barack, vs what he read he read in said copies? Or did he convene a secret panel that just charged, convicted and sentenced her (queue drone strike), without her getting a chance to defend herself?
(man .. I was going for funny, so how the hell did I end up in such a dark place?)
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This is like when the NSA illegally spies on US citizens.
My point: some things don't need an analogy. This is one of them.
If I were to give it an analogy, I believe this would be the most fitting...
The NSA's surveillance program is like Soylent Green. Both are just so, so wrong.
If telling the truth about illegal activities is treason, I wonder what lying to the American public is in your book.
Analogies are valuable teaching tool to visual complex mechanisms by relating them to a hopefully familiar form. This situation needs none. It's not very complex and everyone who reads up on it should know what's going one. In this case, the analogy ceases to be a teaching tool in this instance but a propaganda weapon in how it is cast. And worse than that, it's a propaganda weapon on the 4th grade level. If that is the average level of the electorate, forget about having a democracy or a democratic republic.
If telling the truth about illegal activities is treason, I wonder what lying to the American public is in your book.
Unfortunately, it's called "The American Way" and is steeped in a very long tradition.
Traitor to a repressive regime like the US is hero to most of the free world (and even to most of the not so free world).
Who cares anyway wether you are a "patriot" (whatever ones definition for that is) or not? Is that such a big deal in the US? I couldn't care less wether my government called me "unpatriotic" and most people also wouldn't give a damn.
What they report here in Europe about American petriotism is something I would not want to be anyway.
When people like President Obama, Eric Holder, and every member of congress who have allowed gross violations of our civil rights are held accountable for their actions.
The President's dishes story seems more a web blanket than something addressing the issue.
But the basic idea of an analogy to get the idea accross seems good.
The Diary thing seems in a better direction,
but hopefully is a stretch past what they are actually doing.
(Well except maybe in spirit.)
Perhaps something with the Exec branch gaining leverage from watching politically incorrect text messages from Congress or Scotus.
That seems plausible with a bad apple doing a search he's not allowed/supposed to.
Please to provide details as to the oath that he swore.
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It would be like Obama completely bugging his wife's car, not because she is under the protection of the Secret Service, but because he wants to watch everything that she is up to without her knowledge. GPS Tracking, Sound, Video, the works - he can watch her every breath.
And then when she realises that he has been spying on her, he would say "Well you wouldn't mind if you have nothing to hide! I'm just cleaning out the dirty dishes!"
Obama really just has not lived up to my expectations. He hasn't fucked things up completely like W. Bush and his friends, but Obama is certainly no visionary leader.
Heroes do not renounce their citizenship and seek asylum amongst foreign intelligence communities.
Heroes do. It's called asylum. And it's considered a human right.
If it's really a surprise to you that one must swear an oath and sign a contract to maintain a TS/SCI clearance, then explaining it probably won't help, but, believe it or not, you do have to promise to keep secret data secret before being granted access to that data.
Breaking the constitutional laws isn't 'national secrets'. Hiding those acts are for cowards and traitors.
Only a moron can't see that.
Obama photocopies Michelle's diary and locks it up in a safe. All of Barack's friends, family, 'well-wishers', 'protectors' and a few random people have access to the safe. And the key is not very good either.
You write it up, it gets sent only to the addresses you specify, and there's no third party that gets a copy of the email (it's not like speaking in a room with a third party presence).
The closest physical analogy to sending an (unencrypted) email is sending a post card. Sure, it's intended for only one recipient but a bunch of people and/or organizations have to handle it along the way to get it there. Only someone who is quite naive would believe that none of the people in the delivery chain would ever read the post card. Most won't care but there is no reason to presume that the "privacy" of the message will be respected. Email in general has rather little in the way of privacy rights and until it does have such legal backing you should behave accordingly.
Don't get me wrong, I think the actions of the NSA are clearly illegal and a violation of our fourth amendment rights but I think people are pretty naive about just how private emails really are in practice. If you wouldn't send the information on a post card you probably shouldn't send it on an email either.
You can rate him whatever you want. Your opinion is meaningless.
If exposing illegal activities that our country did rates him a scumbag by you, then you're not worth much to the country anyway.
There are two types of people in the world: Those who crave closure
"But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security."
- Thomas Jefferson
"I see in the near future a crisis approaching; corporations have been enthroned and an era of corruption in high places will follow, and the money power of the country will endeavor to prolong its reign by working upon the prejudices of the people until all wealth is aggregated in a few hands and the Republic is destroyed."
- Abraham Lincoln, Nov. 21 1864
ACs don't waste your time replying, your posts are never seen by me.
Then the copy seems quite plausible.
He gave up everything he had to fight a far more powerful aggressor who operates in the shadows, tortures people, and targets schoolchildren with killer robots. That's the very definition of hero.
Unfortunately, it's called "The American Way" and is steeped in a very long tradition.
I would have gone with "Campaigning for Public Office," but yours works too.
Boot Windows, Linux, and ESX over the network for free.
I wonder what lying to the American public is in your book.
Unfortunately, it's called "The American Way" and is steeped in a very long tradition.
Actually it is politics, and is, unfortunatley a worldwide problem, not just American.
"For every expert, there is an equal and opposite expert"
* Start spying on your wife's diary and get caught, she will no longer trust you unless she's brain dead stupid. The very best you can hope for is promise it will NEVER happen again and do everything in your power to re-earn her trust.
* Start spying on the innocent citizens of this country and get caught, no citizen will trust you unless he/she is brain dead stupid. The very best you can hope for is DELETE all existing information, reform how you collect foreign intelligence data, and do everything in your power to re-earn the trust of the citizenry.
* The diary is your WIFE's, not yours, that she uses to prove things to herself, and you have no moral right to photocopy her diary.
* My Internet traffic is MINE, and you have no reason to take a copy of it without proper warrant.
And Mr. President, you will continue to have a total fail on the trust issue until you come out and say, "We had the best of intentions, we are really trying to do good for you, BUT WE WERE TOTALLY WRONG TO DO WHAT WE DID ON MANY LEVELS." Then prove how you're throwing this system away and tell us what the new one will be. (Because nobody will believe for a second you will not attempt to electronically eavesdrop... and many of us are fine with that if you do it within the commonsense meaning of the Constitution.)
There, fixed.
I voted for the scumbag, but it is abundantly obvious that he is a lying
sack of shit.
Fuck Obama and the lies he rode in on.
I believe Ed Snowden will go down in history as an accessory before the fact to all of the future successful terrorist murders which would or might have failed if he hadn't "outed" the surveillance program. I rate him a scumbag.
I, and everyone else with a brain, rate you a brain-dead white trash subhuman piece of shit.
He was a contractor. He signed a contract. He did not swear an oath.
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Because the new guy is simply someone different with the same policies? As for lies, what did he lie about? He said he'd end Iraq. He did. He said he'd get OBL, he did.
Also you've demonstrate extreme naivete in being surprised a president didn't do everything you wanted him to. Your own mother won't do that, your own father won't, your own boss won't, you yourself won't even achieve everything you want to do in life and yet you expect someone who has as their responsibility of over 300 million people to do all that you hoped for?
Absurd.
You mean illegal implicating data?
Criminals won't share with you unless you swear not to tell the cops?
Seems like there's a parallel there.
"I called for a thorough review of our surveillance operations before Mr. Snowden made these leaks. My preference - and I think the American people's preference - would have been for a lawful, orderly examination of these laws; a thoughtful, fact-based debate." - Obama
Mr. President, how are we supposed to have a thoughtful, fact based debate about programs which are so secret nobody knew about them until a whistle blower revealed them directly to the public. About a court who's orders are so secret that entire companies shut down when the thread of an order looms, and they can't even say what the threat was.
Without transparency, there can be no debate. Without Snowden, there would be no transparency on this issue.
"A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government." -- Edward Abbey
I guess your opinion is meaning less as well, not sure how you rate over someone else.
"The people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same way in any country."
"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever" -- David St. Hubbins, Spinal Tap
Did Augustine Washington really say that about his son's traitorous actions against the crown?
Oh, wait. Wrong traitor. I get my centuries mixed up sometimes.
Are you not one of the above? Then you deserve to not be spied on in your home, on the internet, in your telephone calls, emails, or physical mail. Period. The government needs to bugger off.
Are YOU using the TOOL, or is the TOOL using YOU? Think about it!
Everybody has their underwear in a bunch about their privacy and they are blaming Obama! This is so ridiculous!
First of all, I am not reading or hearing any alternative method for catching terrorist or enemies of the state! Should we just do nothing? What if it is you, your family, a friend, or someone you love that becomes a victim of a terrorist attack? Terrorist are using any means necessary to inflict damage to our people and our nation. You cannot effectively combat this type of intent with one hand tied behind your back!
I would never argue that our freedoms should be taken away. However, this issue is not about taking away anyone's freedom! Stop worrying about having your communications monitored! Worry about how the information is used! What everyone should be asking is for assurance that any information collected by the NSA/CIA/Home Security organizations can only be used in a court of law regarding terrorism. What this means (and I'm sure this will get people upset for other obvious reasons) is if any information is captured about someone growing marijuana, collecting child pornography, or any possibly illegal activity, that is NOT an act of terrorism, then that information is not admissible in a court of law, nor can it be used to initiate any action by any law enforcement agency (it's up to the FBI, State and local police to use their own resources)! Most likely, there is already something on the books like this and savvy lawyers out there would be all over this like white on rice!
The conversation should not be on whether or not surveillance should be used, but how the information is used and who has access to it! So, PLEASE, if you have a more effective idea on how to catch terrorist, then post it. Otherwise, stop complaining about someone listening to your phone conversations and/or reading your e-mail!
I've looked this issue up and found the following information. Government employees must swear the following oath:
I, [name], do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; and that I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the office on which I am about to enter. So help me God.
There is also the following part of an executive order for government employees:
Employees shall disclose waste, fraud, abuse, and corruption to appropriate authorities. (from Executive Order 12674)
This implies that Snowden would have been obliged, by executive order and in order to defend the Constitution against domestic enemies, to disclose an unconstitutional surveillance programme had he been a government employee at that time. However, he wasn't a government employee but a private contractor at that time, so it seems he breached his work contract and an NDA to defend the Constitution.
For a start, he's not posting as an anonymous coward like you. That makes his opinion much more valuable already.
Maybe it works, but in some countries it probably works better than in others. The US and Turkey are 2 examples I know where people are extremely nationalistic. In The Netherlands, most people consider those kinds of nationalistic behaviour seriously overdone and are only nationalistic when the royal family has something to celebrate or the national soccer team is playing.
That doesn't matter, the NSA knows who he is anyway.
If it's really a surprise to you that one must swear an oath and sign a contract to maintain a TS/SCI clearance, then explaining it probably won't help, but, believe it or not, you do have to promise to keep secret data secret before being granted access to that data.
I believe you also swear to uphold the constitution, and a few other things that in this case appear to be in conflict with keeping data secret. Snowden didn't pull a Manning and dump a bunch more data than he could possibly have vetted himself; he has kept all data secret except that which he felt was not in the national interest to keep secret. He shouldn't be allowed to work for the US government again, but he does seem to have done a decent job of upholding all his agreements and promises to the best of his ability, in order of priority.
So according to your definition, a suicide bomber is a hero, but a soldier seeking cover is not?
Heroes stand up for what's right, even if it means staring down a tank on an otherwise empty street. Snowden ran away like a child who knew he'd done something wrong. He's a coward. To call him a hero does a disservice to every real hero in the world.
In this case, standing up for what's right involved ensuring that select information (not all information) was available to the US public. Protecting that information is required in such a case, as is protecting the method of distribution. This means protecting himself from being silenced.
It's not like standing in front of a tank; it's like being the one to run back through enemy lines to deliver a message. The fact that the person left the battlefront isn't cowardly; their entire goal is to get the message back home despite the odds. Of course, such people are rarely painted as heroes either, or even remembered.
So according to your logic, a strawman argument is not a logical fallacy?
Heroes stand up for what's right, even if it means staring down a tank on an otherwise empty street. Snowden ran away like a child who knew he'd done something wrong. He's a coward. To call him a hero does a disservice to every real hero in the world.
MARTYRS don't care about fighting another day.... heroes can.
He ran because it would bring a force that no one would have a chance of single-handedly defeating down on him and a propaganda machine that would successfully destroy any credibility he had after he was "accidentally shot" by a SWAT team. To stay and stare them down means either suicide or secret prison. He might have gotten a show trial eventually if he was lucky. He did the right thing.
To be a hero does not necessarily mean to be stupid and martyr yourself.
When is the last time you ever fought a speeding ticket much less espionage charges? Let's see how brave you are in that situation. But then again you probably wouldn't have the testicular fortitude to do the "right thing" when put in his situation. You would probably just STFU and hope the programs were never turned on you. THAT is a coward. Or a criminal accomplice. Or both.
BTW, Tienanmen-guy got disappeared most likely. Martyrdom might have been pretty successful for that Jesus guy, but it hasn't worked out well for most.
It must be an awful life to wake up every morning pissing in your boots afraid that those eeeevvviiilll terrorists are going to come and blow you up in your home. ...so afraid that you will let your elected officials and their minions violate the very Constitution they swore to protect and defend. ..so afraid that you will denounce your betters as scumbags. ..so afraid that you repeatedly post as an anonymous coward all over Slashdot to avoid your betters' (I can't really say peers') condemnation over your ignorance and cowardice.
Those of us that are educated enough to remember Watergate know what life was like when Americans had the backbone to rein in governmental excess. And those of us educated enough to remember McCarthy know what bogeyman witch hunts do to the civil rights and liberties of the people. I wouldn't expect your education level to be high enough to understand either.
This just in: Obama violates wife's copyrighted work, impeached and imprisoned for 50 years.
Any analogy Obama makes is by definition broken, since it will be designed to show how everything is A-OK with the NSA, when nothing could be further from the truth. So in this case an analogy is a bad idea (so long as he is the one making it.)
Guns don't kill people; Physics kills people! - John Lithgow as Dick Solomon on Third Rock From The Sun
And when I make a phone call, I do have an expectation of privacy. Not an absolute guarantee, but an expectation.
Expectation of privacy has a VERY specific legal meaning and it has little to do with your (or my) subjective opinion about what should be private. Emails do not enjoy a strong expectation of privacy in the legal sense and you should behave accordingly. I remain convinced that to act otherwise is naive. That said I happen to agree with your argument that our representatives have failed us but let's not confuse the legal issue at hand with the moral one. The laws as written do not protect email communications to the degree that they should.
The original intent of the framers of the constitution of the US most definitely would have included email and remote electronic document storage to be no different that the US Post or a safe deposit box.
Who gives a crap what the framers thought? These are the same guys who said all men are created equal WHILE OWNING SLAVES. They also intended for women to be unable to vote. That was CLEARLY their intent. If it was not they would have written a different document. Any argument that starts "the intent of the framers" is broken right from the start. You cannot possibly divine what the framers would have thought about email.
You might be naive to expect that nobody would ever read a postcard in transit, but realistically it's pretty unlikely - your card is one among tens of thousands, and these people have a job to do.
I think that was my point. It's quite unlikely anyone will care about what is written on a post card but you would never be dumb enough to presume no one would ever read it and you act accordingly. Email communications are VERY similar. The vast majority of the time no one cares what is in the email but it's quite easy for certain people to look if they care to do so. I suggest you behave accordingly. If you have something requiring more privacy then chose a different means of communication or take steps to encrypt your message.
And yet, you knew exactly who I was talking about based upon a pretty vague description and no relational backstory. That's the real difference between heroes and cowards that none of your hand-wringing bullshit will ever erase: in twenty years, everyone will still "remember" Tienanmen Square, even the ones who weren't alive to experience it; Snowden will be a footnote, at best, for even those of us who are living through it.
Standing up to the opposition is admirable, even when you cannot win. Running away to hide beneath the skirts of powers at least as bad, if not worse, only casts your motives in a bad light.
Snowden is no hero. He's a pawn, at best; a self-serving traitor at worst. There is nothing admirable about either.
There's also a fair bit in there about obeying your superiors and protecting national security interests to which you've been entrusted. But, hey, what do I know... I've only had a TS/SCI for several years, now. I mean, it's not like there are regular reviews and weeks of training every year on the subject, with increasing frequency whenever some disloyal twat like Snowden comes along.
But yeah, let's see how far selective reading of his obligations gets him in a court of law. Oh, wait... we can't, because he ran away to hide under Putin's skirt. Putin -- the former KGB agent whose country poisons foreign nationals with radioactive isotopes and locks up its own citizens for personal lifestyle choices. Yeah, real hero, that one.
Let's see if a judge can appreciate the distinction.
Oh, wait... we can't, because he fled the country.
Although Jefferson put pen to paper on the first draft of the Declaration, there were so many people involved at that time, and so few minutes recorded, never mind pursuant revisions, that it is impossible to attribute any particular line from the document to him specifically with any degree of certainty.
The Lincoln quote is a debunked myth. According to Thomas F. Schwartz’s Spring 1999 article “Lincoln Never Said That” in For the People: A Newsletter of the Abraham Lincoln Association Vol. 1, Number 1, Page 4, Abraham Lincoln's own son, Robert Todd Lincoln, denounced the quote as a fake.
Of course, that won't stop idiots from modding you up. Propaganda has always been more popular than truth.
Why did the judge flee the country?
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If our government had the balls to use tanks and bullets on its own people to get their point across, you may have a valid comparison.
Our government doesn't.... because they know what martyrdom can bring. They saw the video of the guy standing in front of the tank too. And really? That guy accomplished nothing but that video brought a lot of attention. Even if it got him stuffed in a death van. Snowden's actions got him one thing..... publicity. If he had waited for the SWAT team, he would have simply joined 10% of our population giving free labor to the state. Assuming he wasn't killed outright.
Sometimes waiting to be run over by a criminal organization you pissed off is NOT the best way to do business. Especially if said criminal organization has been "elected".