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The Big Hangup At Burning Man Is Cell Phones

Hugh Pickens DOT Com writes "L. J. Williamson writes in the LA Times that with no running water, no plumbing, and no electrical outlets Burning Man isn't the kind of place to expect full bars on your smartphone and for many of the participants that's a big part of its charm. 'If you want to partake in the true Burning Man experience, you should leave your phone at home,' says Mark Hansen. In past years, the closest cellular towers, designed to serve the nearby towns of Empire (population 206) and Gerlach (population 217), would quickly get overwhelmed each August when Black Rock City (population 50,000 or so) rose from the featureless playa. Although Burning Man attracts a sizable Silicon Valley contingent including tech giants like Jeff Bezos, Larry Page, and Sergey Brin — the feeling of being 'unplugged' has become an integral part of the Burning Man experience. But another part of the event is an intrepid, DIY ethos, and in that spirit, David Burgess, co-creator of OpenBTS, an open-source cellular network software, brought a homemade in 2008, an 'almost comical' setup that created a working cellular network that routed a few hundred calls over a 48-hour period. In each subsequent year, Burgess has improved the system's reach and expects to have about three-quarters of this year's event covered. Burning Man proved an ideal test bed for development of Burgess' system, which he has since made available for use in other areas without cellular networks. 'People who have a lot of experience in international aid say Burning Man is a very good simulation of a well-organized refugee camp,' says Burgess. 'Because there's no infrastructure, it forces us to contend with a lot of problems that our rural customers have to contend with in very remote places.'"

167 comments

  1. Grammar not well? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

    "The big hangup are"?

  2. Vanity by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 5, Funny

    What good is it going to "Burning Man" if nobody knows you're there? People can't survive a week without facebook and twitter, that's just being unreasonable. People need validation! And likes! And the fact that it's hard to get cell service just makes you even more special to have gotten your photos out! Imagine the look on your workmates' faces when you call..."Guess where I am!" If this were an underground event, nobody would bother attending. Where's the fun in nobody knowing that you're there?

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    1. Re:Vanity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What good is it going to "Burning Man" if nobody knows you're there? People can't survive a week without facebook and twitter, that's just being unreasonable. People need validation! And likes! And the fact that it's hard to get cell service just makes you even more special to have gotten your photos out! Imagine the look on your workmates' faces when you call..."Guess where I am!" If this were an underground event, nobody would bother attending. Where's the fun in nobody knowing that you're there?

      No cell phones at Burning Man?! Then how do I buy my weed, Bart? HOW DO I BUY MY WEED?!

    2. Re:Vanity by Deluvianvortex · · Score: 1

      There is no money at burning man, so ideally you get it for free. Usually you have to do something for it though.

    3. Re:Vanity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

      Then how do I buy my weed?

      Asked nobody who ever attended burning man.

    4. Re:Vanity by ArcadeMan · · Score: 2, Funny

      Bitcoins

    5. Re:Vanity by GoogleShill · · Score: 0

      What good is reading tech news if you don't post comments on slashdot to show everybody how awesome you are for being interested in tech news! People can't survive a week without slashdot, that's just being unreasonable. People need validation! And up-mods! Imagine the look on your workmates' face when they see that you posted a comment in response to a scientific article! If there weren't a comment site for tech news, nobody would bother reading it! What's the fun of reading tech news if no one knows you're interested in it!

    6. Re:Vanity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Besides, how is anyone going to post naked photos of scrawny bearded men and cow-like hippie women, with their unshaved arms and pussies?

    7. Re:Vanity by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      There is no money at burning man

      What's cute is that you actually believe that.

      Unless they are doing full body searches to ensure nobody brings money in, I can assure you that, yes, there is money at burning man and people buy and sell things.

    8. Re:Vanity by Seumas · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'd think the biggest hangup would be the stank of commercialized hippy and deadbeat.

    9. Re:Vanity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless you want your RV tank pumped or water refilled in it, which there are trucks driving around for $60.

    10. Re:Vanity by EllisDees · · Score: 1

      I can also assure you that most people who attend do not buy or sell anything outside of coffee and ice.

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    11. Re:Vanity by Deluvianvortex · · Score: 1

      I went for a week once and bought nothing the entire time I was there. Whats cute is that I can tell you're talking through your ass

  3. hidden smoldering man by i.r.id10t · · Score: 1

    And so as it becomes yuppified and "me too!" and too popular, there will be a sub-sub-culture for the folks that really know what is going on and why they should be there.

    The same has happened with Rainbow Gatherings, and will happen with events like DefCon.

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    1. Re:hidden smoldering man by geekoid · · Score: 2

      That happened over 15 years ago.

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    2. Re:hidden smoldering man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Somebody must've talked about Fight Club.

    3. Re:hidden smoldering man by Skynyrd · · Score: 3, Interesting

      And so as it becomes yuppified and "me too!" and too popular, there will be a sub-sub-culture for the folks that really know what is going on and why they should be there.

      Many of us who have been going for a long time have stepped away as the event changed. It isn't the same as it was, so we've decided to walk away from the event.
      I'm not saying it isn't fun, or I'm too cool for it, but it no longer appeals to me.

      My Facebook feed has slowed by 50%, so I still seem to have a bunch of friends who are going - but I'm getting photos and updates from the desert. That part I don't understand; I loved being off the grid for a week or three.

    4. Re:hidden smoldering man by TWiTfan · · Score: 1

      It used to be about the music, man!

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    5. Re:hidden smoldering man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I know you know you better than I know you but have you ever considered that the event changed less than you have? There's a lot of things I liked even 10 years ago and when I try to revisit them I think they suck. More and more I've come to the realization that what has changed really isn't that much worse and what I like that hasn't changed just doesn't appeal to me anymore. I've never been to burning man but I've done other counter culture events and I can see how much I've changed in them.

    6. Re:hidden smoldering man by ThirdPrize · · Score: 1

      Welcome to the joys of getting old ;)

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    7. Re:hidden smoldering man by agrisea · · Score: 1

      ...I loved being off the grid for a week or three.

      And that is why camping to remote areas is still so much fun. You need to know where to go and what you might expect when you get there (from animals to weather) and be prepared for whatever. But you are off the grid, unless you have a satellite phone. ..

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    8. Re:hidden smoldering man by Skynyrd · · Score: 1

      ...I loved being off the grid for a week or three.

      And that is why camping to remote areas is still so much fun. You need to know where to go and what you might expect when you get there (from animals to weather) and be prepared for whatever. But you are off the grid, unless you have a satellite phone. ..

      I had a 4 day back country, backpacking trip scheduled for last weekend. The fires in Yosemite made it impossible.
      Sad face.

    9. Re:hidden smoldering man by Skynyrd · · Score: 1

      I know you know you better than I know you but have you ever considered that the event changed less than you have? There's a lot of things I liked even 10 years ago and when I try to revisit them I think they suck. More and more I've come to the realization that what has changed really isn't that much worse and what I like that hasn't changed just doesn't appeal to me anymore. I've never been to burning man but I've done other counter culture events and I can see how much I've changed in them.

      The event has changed, drastically.
      My first year, there were 8,000 people on the playa. The ethic of "no spectators" was strong. Very strong. Of course some people had less to contribute than others, myself included. I understood what I was supposed to do, but not to the degree. My next many years, I was much more involved in creating things for the community. One year I took a month off, and worked for the DPW - I worked on the crew (of 4 people) who made the giant spheres surrounding the man in '99. Other years, my friends and I would take our tools, and spend the day fixing art cars, bicycles, and other broken stuff.

      The last time I was there, the level of participation had fallen dramatically. I won't go into great detail, but the number of people showing up for the festival has gone up in relation to the number of people creating the festival. I'm not just talking about rangers, dpw, dmv, etc. I'm talking about people setting up art, making *interactive* theme camps, and other things that involve more than just making their camp a "cool chill zone with a rad dj".

      Sure, I've changed too. But the event is not what it once was.

  4. Teathering is key. by jellomizer · · Score: 3, Funny

    If you have tethering you should turn it on, so others can mooch off your service. That way you can lower the cell traffic, and use your cell phone as a hand warmer.

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    1. Re:Teathering is key. by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      If you have tethering you should turn it on, so others can mooch off your service. That way you can lower the cell traffic, and use your cell phone as a hand warmer.

      Just make sure you hook it up to a nice sized solar panel so you don't run out of juice during the day... and charge up a battery, as I'm sure actual cell service spikes at around dusk.

    2. Re:Teathering is key. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Teathering" has been deprecated. No one is actually teathering anymore. They share hotspots. Different thing altogether.

  5. Gentry pseudo-hippies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Trust fund rebels can't get a signal on their iStuff.

    1. Re:Gentry pseudo-hippies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's funny as hell! Damn! I wish I could friend ACs... C'mon people! Mod this guy up! He speaks God's awful truth.

    2. Re:Gentry pseudo-hippies by teaserX · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Here's yer mod-up, AC style +1

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    3. Re:Gentry pseudo-hippies by The-Ixian · · Score: 0

      This

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  6. Typical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I enjoy [x] and you should enjoy [x] the way I do if you really want to enjoy [x], man.

    1. Re:Typical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The parent comment is said to every female at every rave worldwide, EXACTLY verbatim.

    2. Re:Typical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What, you mean "I enjoy open-square-bracket x close-square-bracket and you should enjoy open-square-bracket x close-square-bracket the way I do ..."?

      Kinky.

    3. Re:Typical by petteyg359 · · Score: 1

      s/square-bracket/bracket/g

      You're being annoyingly redundant. There's no bracket that isn't a square. There's no brace that isn't curly.

  7. If you have to have cell service by Spy+Handler · · Score: 4, Insightful

    at Burning Man, you're a fucking poser and really shouldn't even be there.

    1. Re:If you have to have cell service by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 3, Funny

      But if none of the poseurs showed up, the festival would be empty and then were would we be?

    2. Re:If you have to have cell service by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      But if none of the poseurs showed up, the festival would be empty and then were would we be?

      At Bonnaroo?

    3. Re:If you have to have cell service by RoTNCoRE · · Score: 1

      How "radically inclusive" of you!

    4. Re:If you have to have cell service by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Burning Man stands for absolutely nothing other than privileged, usually white people who want to go waste a lot of time while being very conscious of the fact that this supposedly makes them cool. It's silly to try to label a subsect of Burners as posers when posing is one of the main reasons for going to Burning Man. I write this as someone who lived in San Francisco for several years, and had burners as roommates and dates. If people at Burning Man used their talents to actually do something constructive, I would be a huge supporter of it -- but I would guess most people would stop going.

    5. Re:If you have to have cell service by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So we agree it would be a much better place.

    6. Re:If you have to have cell service by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Enjoy you're expression like I do or you're a poser!
      WHAAA WAAAAAaaaa. whine!

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    7. Re:If you have to have cell service by TWiTfan · · Score: 4, Funny

      I would just like to add that I was into that band before they got popular and went all commercial, and I don't even *own* a TV.

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    8. Re:If you have to have cell service by cayenne8 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Burning Man stands for absolutely nothing other than privileged, usually white people who want to go waste a lot of time while being very conscious of the fact that this supposedly makes them cool.

      Yeah...bad time to be a white person. I mean, what are they all thinking...having time off and disposable income and wasting it on themselves rather than sharing it with the more deserving people who are having to do without.

      Geez...the bastards.

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    9. Re:If you have to have cell service by GonzoPhysicist · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Actually "people at Burning Man us[ing] their talents to actually do something constructive" is how the whole thing works. Where do you think all the art, events, bars, DJs, classes, and other fun stuff comes from? They weren't paid to be there.
      While it is true that there are those that come to mooch off all this creativity and culture, but one of the central tenets is being part of the community and contributing to it.

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    10. Re:If you have to have cell service by LoRdTAW · · Score: 1

      What does being white have to do with anything? Seriously, I want to know.

    11. Re:If you have to have cell service by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, well ... yes.

      Over-privileged assholes who accumulate and squander their wealth instead of trying to improve societies is exactly the problem with this world.

      A massive majority of the world's wealth is owned by a tiny minority of the population. What could possibly be right with this picture?

    12. Re:If you have to have cell service by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 2

      Funny. Everyone I know who goes to Burning Man is using their talents to do something constructive, both while there and while not. It ranges from artists to computer geeks to lawyers. Then again, not everyone thinks that having a house in suburbia is being productive, or that doing anything but the 9-5 grind is required to be an upstanding citizen.

      Quite frankly, I don't understand the Burning Man hate. If anything, it sounds like the standard neckbeard whining about anything that lots of people do: I can't go, therefore it must be something only hipsters and wannabes go to.

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    13. Re:If you have to have cell service by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually... squandering wealth (I imagine by buying goods or services) creates demand which is, in fact, the only thing that can truly drive a successful economy. Without demand, there is literally no reason to produce something... when you need to produce something, you need people to produce it, which means jobs... and yada yada, but whatever.

    14. Re:If you have to have cell service by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All "he" wrote was "usually white," which is objectively true. Guess you need to ask "burners" why they're so discriminatory. Assuming they aren't deliberately discouraging non-whites they still shouldn't patronize events that so conspicuously lack diversity. Right?

      The answer, of course, is that these are gentry whites with the spare time and income to fuck off into the desert. And you can take it for granted that most of them indulge the "correct" views on "racist" America. From within their gated gentry whitebread neighborhoods.

      I guarantee that if a bunch of hip-hop, thug-life non-white folks started attending the whole thing would end. They'd have to lash together their dad's sailboats in the middle of Lake Tahoe or something. Floating Man.

    15. Re:If you have to have cell service by Princeofcups · · Score: 2

      Burning Man stands for absolutely nothing other than privileged, usually white people who want to go waste a lot of time while being very conscious of the fact that this supposedly makes them cool.

      Ah, that must be it, based on what, a few photos that you've seen on the web and your own insecurities about anyone different?

      The Burning Man people that I know are generally hippie types who go to oggle naked people, run around naked, and do lots of hallucinogens. I've never seen anything about privilege, only general weirdness.

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    16. Re:If you have to have cell service by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get in the Vaaayaannn!!!

    17. Re:If you have to have cell service by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spoken like a true Juggalo.

    18. Re:If you have to have cell service by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      What would be really interesting is a cell phone network at Burning Man that allowed you to make calls ONLY within BRC. People could come and get a SIM card and number and put it into an unlocked phone (ideally, a burner phone ;-). This would facilitate communication between both people you come to the event with and people you meet there. Plus, you could designate special numbers that do interesting things...like call 777-7777 to connect to a random number call 111-1111 to be connected with the next person to call 222-2222 (and vice versa...think a more high-tech version of the the telephone booth they had the year I went where one was labeled "talk to God" and the other, "play God")

      The important part isn't the lack of cell phones, it's the lack of connection with the outside world during the event. Any technology that helps build connections inside the event is squarely in the spirit of the event and should be encouraged.

    19. Re:If you have to have cell service by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Open BTS guys are really giving back to the world in an amazing fashion, and using the environment of the Burning Man festival to test equipment that is used elsewhere. Their experience in Niue shows the practical benefit for this kind of project and how it could be used for other purposes as well.

      I'm interested in perhaps using this project for emergency communications, as you can usually get cell phones (either stuff they own or piles of spares they can dig up) for volunteers to perform humanitarian services. A major earthquake or tornado might take out the local cell towers and certainly will take out power for most of the area, but cell phones can be recharged with portable generators and even solar battery packs. They also get some pretty decent communications range, and the protocol permits point to point communications.... something that is much more difficult with general radios like FRS or Citizen's Band equipment.

    20. Re:If you have to have cell service by Rakishi · · Score: 2

      There is a difference between buying a TV to smash it up and buying a TV to watch it. Just like there is a difference between buying a TV and buying a plow to send to some third world nation. In all these cases the economy is stimulated as an object needs to be created however the long term impact of all these differs greatly.

    21. Re:If you have to have cell service by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      What if you're a true Scotsman, though? Then its cool, yeah? And it is 'poseur', fraud.

    22. Re:If you have to have cell service by Tom · · Score: 2

      If people at Burning Man used their talents to actually do something constructive

      Most of what makes up culture is non-constructive. Religion, art, social events of all kinds, customs and traditions, stories, songs, the list goes on.

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    23. Re:If you have to have cell service by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Buying a plow to send to a third world nation creates a culture of dependency and means that local businesses have to compete with free in order to survive. Consequently, the people in these countries have an extremely difficult time building up their own economy. Sending free stuff to third world countries only perpetuates them being third world.

      But I guess it makes the privileged first worlder feel good about himself, so it does some good. And that's what's really important, anyway.

    24. Re:If you have to have cell service by sootman · · Score: 1

      "For 200 years, the best thing you could be was a white guy with a few bucks in the bank. I come along, *pfft,*, fuck you, party's over."

      - Richard Jeni

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    25. Re:If you have to have cell service by dr.g · · Score: 1

      Awesome. A very basic, junior high-level understanding of commerce and human society and presented here it reads like a dissertation.

      And this is what so frustrates the Left-their materia, their clay, the insensate mass of plebian class victims of which their just and noble revolution will be constructed instead know that there's nothing wrong with commerce or prosperity. They can't be convinced it's inherently wrong to "do a deal an fat up de pocket mon". The great and self-evidently GOOD leveling project never really has a chance.

      People should be viewed as capable of contending, striving, achieving, advancing their own well-being...even people less educated than yourself, even people of different color or culture...with good rules* this can benefit everybody and result in a peaceful and prosperous society. The "everybody should have the same" crowd doesn't really think that, and are usually willing to appoint themselves executors of a plan to achieve said result. Others are not eager for this to happen. Not that the unappealing nature of leftist solutions is in any way a defense for the corrupt crony klepto-capitalism "our" "political" "leaders" have been bribed into creating.

      *-this "good rules" thing seems to be the sticking point, the stumbling block, the fly in the ointment and," ultimately, the nub of my gist.

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    26. Re:If you have to have cell service by dr.g · · Score: 2

      At least they're off my fucking lawn.

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    27. Re:If you have to have cell service by dr.g · · Score: 1

      Actually, it's "ogle", one 'g'. I also like "oogle" because of the visual onomoatopeia, which is pretty rare. (Though "I was ooglin' some boobs, man." only needs four dots to make a clear picture of the stated action.) Also, "oggle" makes me think of bouncing boobs around...with your EYES.

      Now I forgot what point I was going to make about generational shifts, hippies, hipsters, gentrification, coolness, social justice, privilege and Burning Man. Tell ya what, just throw those together with random approval/disapproval values and it'll be more or less what most posters seem to be doing anyway.

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    28. Re:If you have to have cell service by metrix007 · · Score: 1

      Yawn....another racist who views themselves as progressive and educated. Ironic.

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    29. Re:If you have to have cell service by Teancum · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I take it you haven't RTFA. Try it sometime. Especially the OpenBTS stuff where the cell phone network is being run by participants at the Burning Man festival.

      Most of what you think would be interesting or cool is in fact being done there. The guys running the cell phone network are just a bunch of geeks who think cell phone technology should be something more than what big corporations are cramming down your throat, and are doing some really interesting things with it.

      When you connect to the OpenBTS network, you are assigned a "new number" that is intended to be used only internally. Phone calls are limited to 5 minutes in length, and incoming phone calls only get through for people who you've personally placed an outgoing phone call (presumably because it is likely a child/parent/sibling or significant other that you are worried about and want to have then call you back).

      They do provide network (aka internet) access, but that is very limited as well.

      I don't know about the other fun stuff, but the developers of this network said they included several "Easter eggs" in the system as well just for fun. The software they are using is open sourced and has been used in places other than the Burning Man as well. That is the part I'm even more impressed with, as they are using their experiences at Burning Man to not only better themselves, but to help the rest of the world as well and giving back the rest of the year too.

    30. Re:If you have to have cell service by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The thing is that all of those things you listed are things my friends and I make, run or do regularly and often, and we don't make a big stink about the fact that's what we do. (That disproportionate need to talk about what they did is, in my opinion, why burners catch so much flak.) Why not do something actually remarkable, especially something that could only be done with lots of willing participants? I've asked that question of other burners, and it seems like the answer is they really just want to fuck around and do something nominally creative -- e.g., put streamers and decorations on their bicycle -- so they can talk about it until the next year. That's not really my idea of what it means to do something constructive. If instead of having a DJ they had 50 DJs play as an orchestra, that would go from "something 40 bars in a half mile radius in San Francisco have" to something that might inspire me to go to a desert.

    31. Re:If you have to have cell service by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      There is a difference between buying a TV to smash it up and buying a TV to watch it. Just like there is a difference between buying a TV and buying a plow to send to some third world nation.

      And, why would I buy a plow to send to some 3rd world country, rather than spend my money to help in my own country ?

      You always help the home team first....

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    32. Re:If you have to have cell service by doom · · Score: 1

      There is a difference between buying a TV to smash it up and buying a TV to watch it.

      Right. Buying a TV to smash it up counts as a public service.

    33. Re:If you have to have cell service by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How does buying an imported tv help your own country? It's been so long since they made tv's here (or the USA, for that matter) that I really wonder. We're more likely to make ploughs. And that's sad. (AC because I've already modded this)

    34. Re:If you have to have cell service by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Phone calls are limited to 5 minutes in length, and incoming phone calls only get through for people who you've personally placed an outgoing phone call (presumably because it is likely a child/parent/sibling or significant other that you are worried about and want to have then call you back).

      A lot of the time, that'd do me for my ordinary mobile coverage. (inward calls only from people I've placed outgoing calls to; calls limited to 5 min.)

  8. Opportunity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Baseband code is so flawed that it's basically wide open without extensive filtering on the network side. With Royalty attending, that looks like quite an opportunity. Don't take your tech to a hacker convention...

  9. but at Burning Man, where do you put your cell by themushroom · · Score: 1

    when all you're wearing is a feather boa?

    1. Re:but at Burning Man, where do you put your cell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You REALLY REALLY don't want to know!

    2. Re:but at Burning Man, where do you put your cell by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      You REALLY REALLY don't want to know!

      Let's just say that your phone should be waterproof...

    3. Re:but at Burning Man, where do you put your cell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've never been, but I've read the FAQs and stuff. Boas are banned because they come apart and leave little bits of faux feather crap on the playa. That said, I don't know how good compliance with the rules is because I've never gone...

  10. Re:Is by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 5, Funny

    Actually, "The big hangups are cell phones" or "The big hangup is cell phone connectivity"

    Nah; it's really "The big hangups are cell +++ATH0#$*(SD^F&*^ --NO CARRIER--

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    I always heard that Burning Man was off the hook....

  11. Interesting assessment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Burning Man is a very good simulation of a well-organized refugee camp

    I always wondered why Burning Man seemed uninviting to anyone with a real job. If I want to go camping, I turn off my phone and throw some gear in my car and head out of town. What exactly is good about going camping with 50,000 random [drug|STD|paranoia]-ridden strangers?

    1. Re:Interesting assessment by Hatta · · Score: 4, Insightful

      On the contrary, it seems like Burning Man is uninviting to anyone who doesn't have a real job. Who else can afford tickets? My sense is that a lot of burners are professionals the other 51 weeks of the year. Burning Man is a huge release from all the conformity they deal with the rest of the year. They get one week out of the year to feel cool, so they make it as extreme as possible.

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    2. Re:Interesting assessment by Dripdry · · Score: 1

      Yep. Count me one of those people.

      Well, there are a lot of artists and trustafarians who go (from what I hear), but def. a lot who get to go out there and just let loose.

      Woo! Leavin' tomorrow night. :D

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  12. You'd think a distributed messaging platform would by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    be a killer application for a 60k person party spread out over 7 square miles. They're too focused on the ways the technology can detract from what they're doing instead of finding ways to enhance it.

  13. It's burning man, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Someone needs to do an alternative captive phone service:
    Possibilities -
    a) text's go to some random phone also in the captive region, mapping is fixed over the burn so you can reply and chat
    b) all voice connections get a prerecorded random message, they may leave a message that will be replayed for someone
    c) captive web with art submissions

  14. A well organized refugee camp. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For intoxicated yuppies, maybe.

  15. cell service. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if there is a site that covers that area, it can be beefed up to support more loading. carrier would be stupid not to do that and loose out on all roaming revenue. Also a COW (cellsite on wheels) could be deployed to cover it, running on generator, assuming they can get a backhaul back to their switch. I agree, people rely on their phones too much, but it is a good thing to have for 911 capabilities and such at an event like this.

    1. Re:cell service. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      in case you get sick from the marijuanas

    2. Re:cell service. by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      I agree, people rely on their phones too much, but it is a good thing to have for 911 capabilities and such at an event like this.

      911's not really going to be all that useful at an event like this. Better to rely on the security mechanisms already available in meatspace, tuned over the past decade of burning man, that takes into account states of altered reality, drunken orgies and performance art.

      Really... a 911 dispatcher would be completely at a loss as to what to do if they got a call from Burning Man, I think. Unless they set up a local cell and all 911 calls got redirected to site security. Most likely, based on location data, any 911 call will just get a "911 is not available in your area" message.

    3. Re:cell service. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      911 / Emergency services are well aware of burning man and it's complications. People die out there each year.

      http://forum.prisonplanet.com/index.php?topic=235381.0

    4. Re:cell service. by bmo · · Score: 2

      Really... a 911 dispatcher would be completely at a loss as to what to do if they got a call from Burning Man,

      Modern cellphones that have GPS receivers transmit GPS coordinates when calling 911. This has been the law for quite some time now.

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    5. Re:cell service. by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      Really... a 911 dispatcher would be completely at a loss as to what to do if they got a call from Burning Man,

      Modern cellphones that have GPS receivers transmit GPS coordinates when calling 911. This has been the law for quite some time now.

      Really... a 911 dispatcher would be completely at a loss as to what to do if they got a call from Burning Man, I think. Unless they set up a local cell and all 911 calls got redirected to site security. Most likely, based on location data, any 911 call will just get a "911 is not available in your area" message.

      I think that was already covered...?

      the entire point of my post is that if the call actually made it to the closest 911 dispatch office based on location data, they'd have no clue how to respond other than "that's not in my area". When you're in the middle of nowhere, you aren't covered by anyone's 911 service. If the dispatcher didn't know about Burning Man, they might call out search & rescue I guess.

    6. Re:cell service. by bmo · · Score: 1

      > When you're in the middle of nowhere, you aren't covered by anyone's 911 service.

      But that's not true.

      As long as you're covered by a tower or repeater, you're on a 911 service as long as you're in the US. Even if you don't have GPS, the law says that the wireless services need to be able to triangulate.

      http://www.fcc.gov/guides/wireless-911-services

      Using your logic, it would be impossible for anyone stranded on Mt. Washington (the middle of nowhere and high up in the sky) to get 911 service, which is blatantly not true.

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    7. Re:cell service. by Varmint01 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Burning Man doesn't rely on the 911 system for any of its EMS issues. There are two large aid stations that are staffed by professional doctors, nurses, paramedics, etc. (people who are certified to be able to provide Basic Life Support services at a minimum), which are open 24/7 while the event is taking place, and before and after for all of the people who volunteer their time to construct and deconstruct the city.

      On top of that, there is a fully functional Advanced Life Support facility (called Rampart) that is established in the center of the city and is meant to handle the very serious cases, of which there are of course a few every year. They have the ability to radio for air transport to Reno (the nearest large city with a real hospital) at a moment's notice. Rampart is airlock-sealed to keep the pervasive dust out and provide an environment that is as sterile as can be expected.

      Emergency services are taken very, very seriously at Burning Man, and they have a history that goes back a long, long way.

    8. Re:cell service. by Teancum · · Score: 3, Informative

      When you're in the middle of nowhere, you aren't covered by anyone's 911 service. If the dispatcher didn't know about Burning Man, they might call out search & rescue I guess.

      First of all, I don't know anywhere in North America where you aren't covered by some sort of government agency that provides emergency services. The Burning Man festival in particular has the attention of the local sheriff's office as well as area medical clinics and even hospitals that are... well at least "nearby" so far as any real emergency services are concerned. Some parts of North America might require a couple hour response and the dispatcher might just say "live with it" in some cases, but if a real life threatening emergency happened even in the remote Yellowstone wilderness or northern Alaska, you had better believe that somebody can get to you sooner or later.

      Furthermore, the festival itself has its own security and medical corps (mostly volunteer) who are there to help out and can resolve most emergencies. It is utter bullshit to say that those who would receive such a call (and it is covered by the OpenBTS guys who do respond to 911 calls made on the system... they have made provisions just for that situation) would have no clue where to send those emergency services. I also promise that the local dispatchers who are there for the other 51 weeks of the year know exactly where the Burning Man festival is located at, and even know the major areas of the festival.

      911 made on the OpenBTS systems goes to volunteers who dispatch the appropriate response, usually with the festival security guys. 911 made on the commercial services goes to the sheriff's office, who then usually contacts the festival security as well to coordinate a response. When you get 30,000 people together anywhere, the local law enforcement damn well knows what is going on and how to get there, especially for an annual event like this, even if it is what you might call "in the middle of nowhere". "That is not in my area" would not be said at all, ever.

      The OpenBTS blog goes into some details about their system, although it will take some reading.

    9. Re:cell service. by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      Thank you. I hope people won't reply to you with "but of course 911 service works at Burning Man!" like they've been replying to me.... The point is that there's already an extremely good and tested system in place that doesn't depend on cellphones.

    10. Re:cell service. by Teancum · · Score: 1

      Thank you. I hope people won't reply to you with "but of course 911 service works at Burning Man!" like they've been replying to me.... The point is that there's already an extremely good and tested system in place that doesn't depend on cellphones.

      That is not what you were bitching about. Your complaint was that the local Sheriff's office wouldn't have a clue about the location of Burning Man, which was a flat out lie and you needed to be called out for fabricating that lie.

      Yes, of course you don't "need" to use a cell phone. Police and EMTs got to places and helped out well before cell phones were invented, heck even before telephones or radios were invented. I'm impressed that the Burning Man organizers realize that when you get 30k people together, sometimes shit happens and you need some help. Frankly the whole thing is amazing in terms of organizing any sort of event with that degree of logistics in one of the most inhospitable places in the world that might as well be on Mars. In fact, I think working out the logistics to set up a colony on Mars might even be easier.

      If you hate the cell phones, state that and be on your way. I think you are full of it to think that way, but I will let you have your opinion on the matter and not try to convince you otherwise other than to state I have come to another conclusion about the matter. The Open BTS guys think that way too and don't give a damn about what others think other than to stay out of their way at the Burning Man.

    11. Re:cell service. by khallow · · Score: 1

      When you're in the middle of nowhere, you aren't covered by anyone's 911 service. If the dispatcher didn't know about Burning Man, they might call out search & rescue I guess.

      First of all, I don't know anywhere in North America where you aren't covered by some sort of government agency that provides emergency services.

      I actually did the totally brilliant move of rolling a pickup truck on a dirt road about 20 miles away from where Burning Man is held (but at a different time of the year) and broke my arm in two places including a compound fracture.

      We were about 10 miles away from cell phone coverage. We had one of those emergency satellite-based emergency things which we activated and I hitched a ride on my boss's rental SUV. When we got within range, we were able to make that 911 call. Shortly, thereafter I got to chat with a friendly deputy sheriff about the accident and picked up by volunteer first responders (they aren't licensed paramedics) traveling by ambulance. About 20 miles later, we switched to an ambulance which drove the rest of the 120 or so miles to Reno.

      So emergency services may be somewhat problematic, but I don't think it'd be too hard to work something out for a week long thing. I seem to recall that the event organizers have organized some degree of basic infrastructure (for example, they have clean up crews that work for a few weeks after the event to effectively scrub the lake floor clean and there's some rudimentary zoning in the camp).

    12. Re:cell service. by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      Thank you. I hope people won't reply to you with "but of course 911 service works at Burning Man!" like they've been replying to me.... The point is that there's already an extremely good and tested system in place that doesn't depend on cellphones.

      That is not what you were bitching about. Your complaint was that the local Sheriff's office wouldn't have a clue about the location of Burning Man, which was a flat out lie and you needed to be called out for fabricating that lie.

      911's not really going to be all that useful at an event like this. Better to rely on the security mechanisms already available in meatspace, tuned over the past decade of burning man, that takes into account states of altered reality, drunken orgies and performance art.

      My complaint had nothing to do with not knowing where Burning Man is. It had to do with not knowing how to deal with the call:

      Really... a 911 dispatcher would be completely at a loss as to what to do if they got a call from Burning Man, I think. Unless they set up a local cell and all 911 calls got redirected to site security. Most likely, based on location data, any 911 call will just get a "911 is not available in your area" message.

      Yes, of course you don't "need" to use a cell phone. Police and EMTs got to places and helped out well before cell phones were invented, heck even before telephones or radios were invented. I'm impressed that the Burning Man organizers realize that when you get 30k people together, sometimes shit happens and you need some help. Frankly the whole thing is amazing in terms of organizing any sort of event with that degree of logistics in one of the most inhospitable places in the world that might as well be on Mars. In fact, I think working out the logistics to set up a colony on Mars might even be easier.

      Exactly. And 911 would be just as useful on Mars.

      If you hate the cell phones, state that and be on your way. I think you are full of it to think that way, but I will let you have your opinion on the matter and not try to convince you otherwise other than to state I have come to another conclusion about the matter. The Open BTS guys think that way too and don't give a damn about what others think other than to stay out of their way at the Burning Man.

      I have absolutely no problem with OpenBTS being at Burning Man; I'd actually give them kudos for handling 911, which someone mentioned that they do in response to one of my earlier comments.

      To bring back perspective: the original comment I was responding to was

      . I agree, people rely on their phones too much, but it is a good thing to have for 911 capabilities and such at an event like this.

      Once again, the designed system works, works well, and doesn't rely on 911.

  16. Burning mens' wallets by JoeyRox · · Score: 5, Funny

    Today's burning man is about as counter-culture as a midnight madness sale at Walmart. The only difference is Walmart doesn't charge admission.

    1. Re:Burning mens' wallets by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      Today's burning man is about as counter-culture as a midnight madness sale at Walmart. The only difference is Walmart doesn't charge admission.

      But The Man's culture is counter to the counter-culture culture, man!

    2. Re:Burning mens' wallets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      Burning man is a gay orgy sans the sex.

    3. Re:Burning mens' wallets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Burning man is a gay orgy sans the sex.

      *cancels tickets*

    4. Re:Burning mens' wallets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hear they don't even burn anyone!

    5. Re:Burning mens' wallets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I think you meant to go to Burning Man but accidentally ended up at the Republican National Convention. At Burning Man, I've literally seen guys get laid by simply raising their hand when some chick asks, "Anyone want to hook up?"

  17. FCC License? by cliffjumper222 · · Score: 2

    Do these guys have a license to transmit in the cellular bands?

    1. Re:FCC License? by Erbo · · Score: 4, Informative
      From the last linked article: "GSM operates on licensed bandwidth, so for any U.S. installation, the OpenBTS crew always obtains a FCC license and works with the local carrier to coordinate frequency use." As they should.

      (Speaking of radios and frequency coordination, I've wondered how big a presence amateur radio has at Burning Man. It seems like it'd be a natural fit.)

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    2. Re:FCC License? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Why would you press so many keys on your keyboard, when two clicks with the mouse would have both answered your question AND kept you from looking like a lazy fool? :P

      The answer is clearly "yes" for anyone who actually cares.

    3. Re:FCC License? by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      Do these guys have a license to transmit in the cellular bands?

      You've never been to Burning Man, have you?

    4. Re:FCC License? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      (Speaking of radios and frequency coordination, I've wondered how big a presence amateur radio has at Burning Man. It seems like it'd be a natural fit.)

      http://hamradionation.com/browse_vidfeeders.php?tag=burningman

      Dahdahdididit didididahdah

    5. Re:FCC License? by Hognoxious · · Score: 0

      From the last linked article: "GSM operates on licensed bandwidth, so for any U.S. installation, the OpenBTS crew always obtains a FCC license and works with the local carrier to coordinate frequency use."

      They sold out to the man, man.

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    6. Re:FCC License? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I can't speak for these guys in particular of course, but the FCC actually makes it pretty easy to get a temporary license for limited-power transmissions in a particular area, for experimental use.

      This technique has been used for similar setups at remote hacker camps. If you're far away from civilization it's not a big deal.

      Lots of info (too much info?) here: http://www.ecfr.gov/cgi-bin/text-idx?c=ecfr&sid=222cd91db0980b4e6c3c7049e409c6b5&rgn=div5&view=text&node=47:1.0.1.1.6&idno=47

    7. Re:FCC License? by Teancum · · Score: 1

      The OpenBTS guys also had the amazing luck (at least when they started) that the area of the Burning Man festival (Blackrock City) didn't have any commercial cell phone providers in the area, so the FCC was a whole lot more forgiving. The technical details include the actual FCC license for the event. Yes, they were and are licensed to perform this activity. These guys are real pros at doing this kind of thing, especially since they've been doing it for several years now.

  18. Cell Phones by Mullen · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This article is so horribly written that it makes my head hurt.

    First off, the Tech Titans that go to Burning Man fly in private jets and stay in "Pay to Play" camps. Not to be a Burning Man snob, they are not getting the Burning Man experience. Also, most of them stay a day or so and then leave.

    The OpenBTS network that is setup is a closed private Cell Phone network (This is covered in the FAQ). You have to have a GSM phone, type in special codes to get it to work and there are a number of restrictions to using the network. As the article stated, calling out is limited and calling in very limited. It's great for sending TXT messages, but the coverage is spotty at best.

    OpenBTS only supports GSM, not CDMA (Verizon and Sprint), so that means not everyone can use it. Verizon kinda works out there, but TXT is the only thing flowing in or out (With long delays) since there are still too many people out there for the local cell phone infrastructure.

    There is wireless at Burning Man, but really only at Center Camp and after about 8:00a, it gets crushed with users. Trust me, no one is checking Facebook or Instagram at Burning Man.

    This whole, "OMG, CELL PHONES AT BURNING MAN IS GOING TO RUIN BURNING MAN" is completely over blown. Just about everyone turns off their phones at the gates and leaves them off all week. Burning Man was and still is a completely different world for one week.

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    1. Re:Cell Phones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Burning Man was and still is a completely different world for one week.

      No cell phones. So Burning Man is still a completely different world from what?

      Some of us can actually remember what things were like more than 25 years ago. Kids today...geez.

    2. Re:Cell Phones by Skynyrd · · Score: 1

      Trust me, no one is checking Facebook or Instagram at Burning Man.

      This whole, "OMG, CELL PHONES AT BURNING MAN IS GOING TO RUIN BURNING MAN" is completely over blown. Just about everyone turns off their phones at the gates and leaves them off all week. Burning Man was and still is a completely different world for one week.

      Your first statement is not true. I'm getting a fairly constant flow of photos and updates from friends out there now. Most for them work for the BORG, so they have a hard line data connection.

      But yeah, most people turn off their phone.

    3. Re:Cell Phones by Mullen · · Score: 1

      Your first statement is not true. I'm getting a fairly constant flow of photos and updates from friends out there now. Most for them work for the BORG, so they have a hard line data connection.

      But yeah, most people turn off their phone.

      The reason you get pictures from them is because the BORG has its own WiFi network that no one else can use. They can snap pictures and they do get out, everyone else, this is not true.

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    4. Re:Cell Phones by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      not just about remembering it, but experiencing it again, which is quite nice.

    5. Re:Cell Phones by pspahn · · Score: 1

      Just about everyone turns off their phones at the gates and leaves them off all week.

      Pretty sure they aren't doing that because they want to "disconnect" for the week. They are turning them off for the week because they aren't going to be of any use. You said it yourself, after 8am, it "gets crushed with users".

      Honestly, I would rather pay $400 for a good video montage of people at Burning Man sitting around a fire ignoring each other with faces glued to their iThings, than pay $400 to go camping with 50,000 people.

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    6. Re:Cell Phones by Animats · · Score: 1

      First off, the Tech Titans that go to Burning Man fly in private jets and stay in "Pay to Play" camps.

      Nine air charter companies now serve Burning Man. No waiting in line with the peons, either. The temporary airport (88NV) has its own ticket gate.

      If you really need a phone, get an Iridium phone. Reception should be great; the whole sky is visible on the playa.

    7. Re:Cell Phones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >This whole, "OMG, CELL PHONES AT BURNING MAN IS GOING TO RUIN BURNING MAN" is completely over blown.

      Of course, everyone knows that what's ruining Burning Man is the people who go to Burning Man.

    8. Re:Cell Phones by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      If you really need a phone, get an Iridium phone. Reception should be great; the whole sky is visible on the playa.

      Or use your own device with one of the more obscure wireless networking technologies to a satellite uplink... finally a reason to use hughesnet. Enjoy the latency!

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      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
  19. no TV or wireless most of Yellowstone by peter303 · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    And cellphone coverage spotty. The teenagers nightmare. You have to talk to the peole you are traveling with then or read a[n] [e]book.

    1. Re:no TV or wireless most of Yellowstone by mattack2 · · Score: 1

      Plus, now with *FIRE* and *SMOKE*!

  20. Ironically by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've been busting my hump on a cool new mobile app for BM but had the rug pulled out from under me when they failed to deliver as promised on updating the Playa Events API with location data when the event opened. :-( e.g. http://playaevents.burningman.com/api/0.2/2013/camp/5133/
    I guess unless you're on the iBurn team you are radically excluded.

    1. Re:Ironically by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've been busting my hump on a cool new mobile app for BM but had the rug pulled out from under me when they failed to deliver as promised on updating the Playa Events API with location data when the event opened. :-( e.g. http://playaevents.burningman.com/api/0.2/2013/camp/5133/
      I guess unless you're on the iBurn team you are radically excluded.

      Ooooh can I get your crap app and be special too?

    2. Re:Ironically by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes you can be special. You can be mentally retarded.

    3. Re:Ironically by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously, though. Is this about me ordering the freaking salad? My blood sugar has been 300 all week. Judge much?

  21. Elite attendees? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If Bezos, Page and Brin go, then Bono can't be too far behind.

    I guess they are amused to see the serfs in their natural state.

  22. Not really the same anymore, is it? by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 2

    I've never attended and I'm not in that "demographic", but some of my friends are. The word I've always heard is that it's now overrun with cops, curiosity-seeking yuppies, and even the organizers have taken the revenue-generating route.

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    1. Re:Not really the same anymore, is it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Oscar Wilde, visiting San Francisco on a lecture, was heard to quip of a Bohemian Club affair, "I have never seen so many well-dressed, well-fed, business-like-looking Bohemians in the whole course of my life."

    2. Re:Not really the same anymore, is it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're consuming content. When people started consuming content, it was time for the organizers to step in and get some by selling it as premium content.

    3. Re:Not really the same anymore, is it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A friend of a friend of mine invited me in 2000 and as much as I liked him, he was a straight-laced guy who wanted to go to make himself seem less boring. Well, and also in the hopes of getting laid. If Burning Man was ever anything other than a vapid self-indulgent experience of making participants feel like they were really cool for doing completely unremarkable things branded under the banner of "I went to Burning Man", it was before that guy asked me to go.

    4. Re:Not really the same anymore, is it? by Kubla+Kahhhn! · · Score: 1

      It is a hallmark of the internet age to offer one's expertise and knowledge on a subject, even when one has neither.

  23. Out of context QOTD by dicobalt · · Score: 0

    Burning Man is a very good simulation of a well-organized refugee camp.

  24. Burning man sucks by Charliemopps · · Score: 0

    Every single person that I've ever met that has attended burning man has been an insipid, self absorbed, liberal yuppie that thinks living in a straw bail house would be great, though they've never actually been in one. It's to the point where if I'm at a party and someone starts talking about their last trip to burning man I leave. Terrorists, please, there some areas of the country that we'd be ok with you crashing airplanes into. Please check with us next time.

    1. Re:Burning man sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This. Amen.

    2. Re:Burning man sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure does suck when people have the freedom to have different interests than each other.

      Good thing you don't leave your house except for work otherwise people might make broad generalizations about the kinds of events you enjoy.

    3. Re:Burning man sucks by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Every single person that I've ever met that has attended burning man has been an insipid, self absorbed, liberal yuppie that thinks living in a straw bail house would be great, though they've never actually been in one.

      Odds are they can spell the common four-letter word "bale" correctly. Why don't you go do what you wrote?

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    4. Re:Burning man sucks by doom · · Score: 1

      Every single person that I've ever met that has attended burning man has been an insipid, self absorbed, liberal yuppie

      Just like all your other friends, eh?

  25. Re:WTF is Burning Man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dude, we've got more important things to do. Football starts in a few weeks and my fantasy draft is coming up.

  26. Yes, but you're still not doing that. by default+luser · · Score: 1

    You're not experiencing the act of unplugging. You're just going to an organized event in the desert. Even if YOU personally unplug, people can still send you "emergency" messages that the Black Rock Rangers will try to deliver to you, just like the desk attendant at a hotel/spa/resort.

    Burning Man is for people who like the idea of roughing it, but are either too lazy, or too afraid to take the risk of cutting themselves off completely. If you're not going for the drug culture or "to be seen," I can't really see the attraction - you can get a much cheaper experience unplugging if you go backpacking in a national park.

    Right this moment I could get more "off the grid" than your average Burner by turning off my cell phone and computer. If you tell everyone where you're going and leave them a point of contact, that takes the fun away!

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    And occasionally whores for Karma.

    1. Re:Yes, but you're still not doing that. by jareth-0205 · · Score: 1

      You're not experiencing the act of unplugging. You're just going to an organized event in the desert. Even if YOU personally unplug, people can still send you "emergency" messages that the Black Rock Rangers will try to deliver to you, just like the desk attendant at a hotel/spa/resort.

      Burning Man is for people who like the idea of roughing it, but are either too lazy, or too afraid to take the risk of cutting themselves off completely. If you're not going for the drug culture or "to be seen," I can't really see the attraction - you can get a much cheaper experience unplugging if you go backpacking in a national park.

      Right this moment I could get more "off the grid" than your average Burner by turning off my cell phone and computer. If you tell everyone where you're going and leave them a point of contact, that takes the fun away!

      It's about so much more than getting 'off the grid', or drugs or being seen, it's about spending time with bizarre and interesting people, seeing things you wouldn't see elsewhere, experiencing time with yourself and others in an extreme environment that isn't anywhere else. And a million other things, BM isn't just one thing (how can a city of 50 thousand people ever be that simple), it's a bunch of things with a bunch of draws.

    2. Re:Yes, but you're still not doing that. by greg1104 · · Score: 1

      you can get a much cheaper experience unplugging if you go backpacking in a national park.

      You can get an even cheaper experience by simply unplugging.

    3. Re:Yes, but you're still not doing that. by mrbester · · Score: 1

      I live in Brighton, UK. According to that description it's Burning Man all year round, the exceptions being we *are* on the grid and there's a lot more than 50,000 of us...

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    4. Re:Yes, but you're still not doing that. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're not going for the drug culture or "to be seen," I can't really see the attraction - you can get a much cheaper experience unplugging if you go backpacking in a national park.
       
      Well, this is what makes you a cunt. You're projecting your values so much on someone else's gig that you need to make shit up to make yourself look like something more than you are. So, elitist little prick, you can go fuck yourself with all your bullshit ideals of being superior. You're nothing but a pile of dog shit roasting in the sun.

    5. Re:Yes, but you're still not doing that. by Teancum · · Score: 1

      If you want a UK equivalent to this, a cold version of Burning Man would be like getting 50k people all going to Rockall and setting up a temporary city there for two weeks. I guess Blackrock City is a little bit larger, but the government services of the area are about the same and just as inhospitable for that many people.

  27. Hang Up and Get Down! by fishbonz · · Score: 1

    Hang Up and Get Down!

  28. A GOTJ blows away Burning Man any ol time by gatkinso · · Score: 1

    And in case you didn't know... Juggalos do not like wi-fi: (#10)

    http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/things-i-learned-at-the-gathering-of-the-juggalos

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  29. This article... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... is flamebait!

  30. You can't go home again. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

    Not really the same anymore, is it?

    Nothing is ever the same. Get used to it. B-)

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  31. I'm convinced by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, I'm convinced, no more Burning Man for me. I'll start my own Burning Man, with blackjack and hookers. On second thought, forget Burning Man.

  32. well-organized refugee camp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    'People who have a lot of experience in international aid say Burning Man is a very good simulation of a well-organized refugee camp,' says Burgess.

    I guess the Syrian refugees in Turkey will be gratified to know that if they just go back to their day jobs in Silicon Valley for the rest of the year...

  33. Alternatives To Burning Man? by ioconnor · · Score: 1

    Burning Man is now a sold out event. Has been for the last three years. Even though you have to pay $650 for a ticket to camp out. And now these $650 tickets are given out in a lottery system. There must be free alternative events? Anybody keeping a list?

  34. Interconnexion? by manu0601 · · Score: 1

    How do they interconnect their local GSM network with the other operators? Anyone can inject calls into mobile operator networks?

    1. Re:Interconnexion? by amorsen · · Score: 1

      They do not really interconnect. They do not accept incoming calls. They probably do not show the original number on caller ID when dialing out, although that can be done with caller ID spoofing in many cases.

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  35. City of 50,000 and no 911? by niftymitch · · Score: 1

    It seems to me that in a city of 50,000 there is a need for local and 911 calling services.

    What would it take to truck out some local towers with very limited links to the bigger world but
    with local calling functionality? The value is people could find each other and also be notified
    if needed. Local DNS and local event only hosted web services....

    I have yet to see this as an interesting "diminished service" strategy but it
    makes sense as a local and regional disaster planning resource plan. In
    the case of earthquake, hurricane, tornado, etc. longer haul bandwidth can follow.

    SMS could live as a store and forward method (if it is not now) and could prove easy to throttle
    through a thin straw (and ration on a per phone basis).

    It is the rare event like Burning Man where this type of technology could be tested
    in the "real world" so it would be ready for "the big one". It also has an advantage
    of a solar friendly environment for those that think emergency equipment should be
    solar friendly.

    Some of us remember calling on Mothers Day and other holidays.... and get the message
    "all circuits are busy" try later, a lot later".

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    1. Re:City of 50,000 and no 911? by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      It seems to me that in a city of 50,000 there is a need for local and 911 calling services.

      Fun fact: before 1994 or so, no cities got above 50,000 or so in size due to the natural and rapid attrition of people dying with no wireless access to emergency services.

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    2. Re:City of 50,000 and no 911? by Dthief · · Score: 1

      yeah, none of those cities had land-lines either.....

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    3. Re:City of 50,000 and no 911? by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      yeah, none of those cities had land-lines either.....

      Indeed, when people went out to parks and so on, they were DIEING IN THE STREETS. Oh the humanity. How did we survive without cellphones.

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  36. The "cell" part is a joke... by evilviper · · Score: 1

    Years ago, when everybody had a feature phone that couldn't connect to WiFi, OpenBTS would have been interesting. But now, every smartphone can connect to high-speed WiFi and run a VoIP app.

    OpenBTS doesn't do the connectivity back to the rest of the world... "The kind folks at the Burning Man NOC provide us our Internet connectivity." Those are the guys we should hear from. The rest is just a matter of putting a dozen $40 DD-WRT routers on poles, acting as bridges, or in a mesh routing configuration, and everyone is set. All the cellular work is a waste, unless you really want to start manufacturing cellular base stations to compete with Siemens, Huawai, etc.

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  37. Chaos Computer Camp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Page says that we need something like Burning Man but focused on tech. I think we already have that, and it's called Chaos Communication Camp.

  38. Re:Is by DrStoooopid · · Score: 1

    That joke was like when AT&T was considering using a talking goat as a mascot.... ....baaaaaaaaad

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  39. Individuals need approval by fauzsp · · Score: 1

    Individuals need approval And up-mods! Think about the look on your workmates' experience when they see that you published a statement in reaction to a technological article! If there weren't a statement website for technical information, nobody would hassle studying it! What's the fun of studying technical information if no one knows you're enthusiastic about it. If you don't publish feedback on slashdot to demonstrate everybody how amazing you are for being enthusiastic about technical news! Individuals can't endure per weeks time without slashdot, that's just being irrational. Cheap flights To Harare | Cheap Umrah Packages

  40. Re:Is by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

    That joke was like when AT&T was considering using a talking goat as a mascot.... ....baaaaaaaaad

    But impossible to pass up when people are passionately discussing trammatical errors regarding cellphones and hangups.

  41. Why I carry my iPhone with me by Kubla+Kahhhn! · · Score: 1

    I am glad I don't have signal on my phone there, although I know where to go if I must do a little drunk-texting, for example, the deep playa via art car. But I tell the world I have no signal there and I refuse to even try to look at my email if I'm sitting in a camp with wifi. But I keep my device with me. The iBurn app for iPhone and Android is amazing. During whiteout dust storms, I was able to help several people figure out where they were going. I could always look down and see where I was on the map, and because it lists all the camps and all the scheduled events, I got so much more out of my time there.