How Deadbeat Facebook Friends and Using ALL-CAPS Can Lower Your Credit Score

McGruber writes "CNN has the news that some financial lending companies claim that Facebook social connections can be a good indicator of a person's creditworthiness. One company determines if you are friends with someone who was late paying back a loan; if so, that is bad news for you. It is even worse news if the delinquent friend is someone you frequently interact with. Another company gathers information from the manner in which a customer fills out the online loan application. The chances of getting a loan improve if you spend time reading information about the loan on their website. Conversely, if you fill out the application typing in all-caps (or with no caps), you are knocked down a couple pegs in that company's eyes. A third lender requires that small business borrowers grant them access to the borrowers' PayPal, eBay and other online payment accounts (what could possibly go wrong with that?), thereby disclosing real-time sales and delivery information."

Comments

Kind of a warning sign actually

[Anonymous Coward]

If your bank carries that much stock in Facebook "friends" you may want to consider borrowing from a different bank.

Kind of like employers who want your twitter password, just maintain eye contact and slowly back out the way you came in.

Re:Kind of a warning sign actually

[Conspiracy_Of_Doves]

The problem is, how do you know whether the bank even uses that as a metric?

Re:Kind of a warning sign actually

[ShanghaiBill]

There was a much better article about this in the Economist a few months back. The banks don't ask you for a list of your Facebook friends. It doesn't work like that. They get the information as part of your score from credit agencies. You will never even know it is happening. But I don't see why this is worse than other things they consider, like your zipcode or marital status. You are judged by the company you keep. Deal with it.

Re:Kind of a warning sign actually

[lightknight]

"Bank of America wishes to be friends with you. Do you accept their request?"

Re:Kind of a warning sign actually

[alen]

why?
a few decades ago banks would ask you for character references when you applied for a loan. cheap computing tech gave rise to credit scores

Re:Kind of a warning sign actually

[bws111]

These companies aren't banks. They are on-line 'better' ways of getting a loan. Lenddo, from the Philipines, is (according to their web site) "the world’s first online platform that helps the emerging middle class use their social connections to build their creditworthiness and access local financial services." Kredittech, from Germany, "uses BIG DATA and complex machine-learning algorithms to make better credit decisions." Kabbage, from the US, gets loans for small businesses, and they use real-time pay-pal data to see cash flow.

Re:Kind of a warning sign actually

[Anonymous Coward]

There was a much better article about this in the Economist a few months back. The banks don't ask you for a list of your Facebook friends. It doesn't work like that. They get the information as part of your score from credit agencies. You will never even know it is happening. But I don't see why this is worse than other things they consider, like your zipcode or marital status. You are judged by the company you keep. Deal with it.

The big question is, when you have your privacy settings turned up do credit agencies still have a way to get your data? And less importantly, if they do turn up empty handed, do they use that against you with equal weight as being "friends" with deadbeats? In other words, is having a well-manicured facebook page now akin to having a cheap car loan (in good standing) on your credit record, to ensure you get a good rate?

Re:Kind of a warning sign actually

[h4rr4r]

Of course they still get that data, how do you think Facebook makes any money?

Re:Kind of a warning sign actually

[ShanghaiBill]

why? a few decades ago banks would ask you for character references when you applied for a loan. cheap computing tech gave rise to credit scores

Because personal references were a terrible way to judge credit worthiness. Credit scores based on your actual credit history are far more reliable.

Re:Kind of a warning sign actually

[Rogue974]

Look at your list of Facebook friends if you use it. How many of them have anything to do with your credit worthiness or do you have any idea about their financial lives?

Do you have any high school friends on there? A friend you knew when you were 14 who was cool then but has since become a dead beat? You both share a hobby that you shared at 14 so still talk about that a lot and you should be dinged for his bad decisions?

You have a couple of brothers/cousins/family members who have made horrible financial decisions and declared bankruptcy a couple of times. You have done everything right and are responsible financially and so you are penalized for that?

You join a club quilting club with a FB page and meet a bunch of people and several of them that are active quilters are doing so while foreclosing on their homes and so you deny me a loan?

If the company has no financial information to go off, maybe I can see this being valid, but still a stretch. If you read the article, this company operates in the Philippines, Mexico and I forget the last country. Places where they have very little information to go off so thy use what they can. Judged by the company you keep on FB is ludicrous.

Re:Kind of a warning sign actually

[Sperbels]

one company determines if you are friends with someone who was late paying back a loan;

why? a few decades ago banks would ask you for character references when you applied for a loan.

If I friend a guy I knew 20 years ago in high school who didn't pay off a loan, what does that have to do with my ability to pay off a loan? Not a damn thing.

Re:Kind of a warning sign actually

[mrclisdue]

The problem is, how do you know whether the bank even uses that as a metric?

Well, if it's an American Bank, they haven't even switched to metric yet....

....I'm maintaining eye contact and backing away slowly....

Re:Kind of a warning sign actually

[Ralph Wiggam]

"Credit scores based on your actual credit history are far more reliable."

The banks agree completely. This Facebook thing is specifically intended for applicants who don't have any credit history.

Re:Kind of a warning sign actually

[bws111]

To be clear, if you are in the US your FICO 'credit score' does not contain this kind of stuff. That score is made up of your available credit, repayment history, etc. The 'credit agencies' you refer to are not the agencies that give the FICO score. They are companies that try to determine an applicants creditworthiness in places that don't have the equivalent of FICO scores.

Re:Kind of a warning sign actually

[CanHasDIY]

"Credit scores based on your actual credit history are far more reliable."

The banks agree completely. This Facebook thing is specifically intended for applicants who don't have any credit history.

OK, so either Ralph Wiggam has never heard the term "scope creep," or he works for one of the banks/credit reporting agencies, and therefore has a vested interest in demonizing anyone who points out how fucked up this practice is.

Then again, this is a person who chose to name themselves after a (literally) mentally retarded cartoon character from one of the crappiest shows on TV today...

Re:Kind of a warning sign actually

[Hognoxious]

You join a club quilting club

They make equipment for pillow fighting?

Re:Kind of a warning sign actually

[pla]

If I friend a guy I knew 20 years ago in high school who didn't pay off a loan, what does that have to do with my ability to pay off a loan? Not a damn thing.

If you still have no credit history at 38, then you almost certainly still smoke weed with that high school friend in his mom's basement. This has nothing to do with your "real" FICO score, think of it more like the "payday loans" version of a credit rating. Nothing to see here, move along.

As an aside, though - Why would you "friend" a deadbeat you haven't even bothered to talk to in 20 years? Anyone I would want to have stayed in contact with - I did.

Re:Kind of a warning sign actually

[CycleMan]

If the company has no financial information to go off, maybe I can see this being valid,

Yup, that's exactly the point of the article which you read.

If I don't have proof whether you're responsible with money, but I do know that you are currently active friends with a deadbeat, your family members are likely highly supportive of you declaring bankruptcy, and your social circle has disproportionally high foreclosure levels, you look like a risk. Short of monitoring your conversations to ensure that you're not discussing anything financial with them, I have to assume that you rub off on them, and they rub off on you. And even if I know good things about you, which rubs off on them positively, this still takes you down a notch, because if you fall on hard times, you don't seem to have a network that will push to help you make your payments, unlike the guy whose friends and family all have stellar credit histories.

That's always the pain of statistical models: someone's an exception. But lenders aren't venture capitalists; nobody's going to pay them back 10x their investment. So they minimize risk. The bank insists on 20% down for the best mortgage rates; the payday lender charges you $45 upfront for the $300 loan. In the absence of personal relationships that establish information and trust, everybody tries to protect their bottom line. Makes sense to me.

Re:Kind of a warning sign actually

[nospam007]

"Easy. How would they know who my facebook friends are?"

They _buy_ that info from FB, remember, you are the product, they are the client.

Re:Kind of a warning sign actually

[pluther]

... people with enough real life to not have time for facebook. . .

I love how people keep claiming they have a life and therefore don't use social networks... on Slashdot.

Re:Kind of a warning sign actually

[Anonymous Coward]

Aside from the obvious issues of reliably associating accounts to people whom are unable to question the association, selling information on their communications and social arrangements with others without their consent and knowledge, while making reliable inferences that defy the natural law of inferences (even when the evidence is rock solid, your error rate can only go up).

Let me give you a clue as to what this story is about.

We have gotten to the point in our civilization where we have leveraged and financialized our lives, society and government to such a degree that we have ran out of actual valuable collateral; things like cars, houses, jobs, businesses, etc; and are now attempting to collateralize abstract things like social contacts.

Meaning, instead of making loans to people who have the actual ability (Job, Investments) or Collateral (Car, House, Boat, Business) to pay, we are instead loaning money (perhaps borrowed money) out to people based upon what amounts to merely their social status because either people have too much debt already or are unwilling in this economic environment (for a variety of factors) are unable to imagine a new scenario in which taking on new debt produces value. Taking out a loan to buy a machine that produces pizza 10x as fast only makes sense if you're the first to do it, if you're the last to do it and take out a loan to do it, chances are you are taking on debt just to stay competitive. When everyone does that with everything, you get the mess that is today.

We're flat out of suckers to keep the ponzi-economy of ever increasing cycles of debt being spent on ever less value afloat and the monstrosities at the top of the pyramid are trying anything to keep the game afloat because they have the most to lose from the collapse; namely their lives, fortunes, status and egos.

This has nothing to do with being judged by the company you keep and everything to do with handing out loans based upon flimsy circumstance (When did Loaning money to Medieval Monarchs Ever work? There's historic precedence for this).

Re:Kind of a warning sign actually

[Jiro]

Using someone's skin color as a factor in whether you grant them credit would also be statistically relevant and improve profit. We don't permit it, for a very good reason.

Only in the modern era has it become possible to discriminate based on so many other criteria as easily as based on race. If someone walked into a loan office, their race was normally visible. But whether they were a Star Trek fan or whether they're in a knitting circle with a deadbeat wasn't, and it wouldn't be worth the lender's effort to find out.

Re:Kind of a warning sign actually

[BasilBrush]

It's possible they are using an arbitrary points system such as you describe. It's more likely that they are using statistical analysis to actually measure the extent to which various variables affect people's credit worthiness. That still might not be accurate. But as long as the credit score is slightly better on average is enough to make it worth their while.

Not that I'm defending it. I hate profiling and snooping. But there's no point in pretending it is completely ineffectual when it's probably not.

Re:Kind of a warning sign actually

[AmiMoJo]

I don't know why I'm surprised at how little consumer protection there is in the US any more. In the UK credit agencies are regulated and can't just use any information they can lay their hands on. You can add your own notes or get it corrected too.

One thing that is specifically forbidden to be used is who you associate with or who you are related to. That's how we "dealt with it".

Re:Kind of a warning sign actually

[Khyber]

"If you still have no credit history at 38, then you almost certainly still smoke weed with that high school friend in his mom's basement."

I'm 31 with zero credit and zero debt - fuck you.

Re:Kind of a warning sign actually

[cbiltcliffe]

Damn, where are my mod points?

Facebook sold them all to BoA.....

Re:Kind of a warning sign actually

[tlhIngan]

Look at your list of Facebook friends if you use it. How many of them have anything to do with your credit worthiness or do you have any idea about their financial lives?

Do you have any high school friends on there? A friend you knew when you were 14 who was cool then but has since become a dead beat? You both share a hobby that you shared at 14 so still talk about that a lot and you should be dinged for his bad decisions?

You have a couple of brothers/cousins/family members who have made horrible financial decisions and declared bankruptcy a couple of times. You have done everything right and are responsible financially and so you are penalized for that?

Well it could be argued that you let them default on their loans and such. After all, if they were clearly struggling, and you failed to help, then it's likely that if you are struggling, you will be unlikely to receive help.

True, some bankruptcies and all that cannot be helped - some people make such stupid decisions that well, no matter what you do, they're going to hit the brick wall anyways (so the question becomes - why are you friends with people like this?).

And there's always the peer pressure angle - perhaps if you have friends who declared bankruptcy, then maybe if you run into trouble, they'll say to declare bankruptcy and make your life easier.

Also, it isn't a scientific study - the banks don't need solid evidence. They just need a correleation and circumstantial evidence - if some study says that people who have friends who declared bankruptcy are more likely to declare bankruptcy, that's good enough.

Re:Kind of a warning sign actually

[ColdWetDog]

Slashdot is an unsocial network. Thank you very much.

Now, get off our lawn.

Re:Kind of a warning sign actually

[crackspackle]

The problem is, how do you know whether the bank even uses that as a metric?

Institutions wouldn’t get this information straight from Facebook but would instead use one of the many smaller credit reporting agencies and if they make a negative decision based on this, they are required by the Fair Credit Reporting Act to disclose this to you. If that happens, the CRA is then required to provide you a copy of the report provided to the given company. They could try to lie and make up some other excuse but they wouldn’t get away with it many times before a pattern would emerge and they would open themselves up to huge lawsuits should they be caught doing it. It’s worth noting a lot of the smaller CRA’s have the same annual reporting requirements as do the big three and you can request a free report from them. The Consumer Finance Protection Bureau has a PDF that lists many of the smaller CRA’s and how you can contact them.

That said, I think that trying to plumb social networking information and deny credit is on par with redlining. It’s only started happening and I’ve heard of no legal challenges and I doubt the connections on any random social network can be completely separated from any of the factors that can’t be used to make credit decisions - race, color, religion, national origin, sex, marital status, or age. IANAL, but it would seem just looking at it could greatly increase your risk for an ECOA lawsuit.

Re:Kind of a warning sign actually

[Anonymous Coward]

Slashdot is really more of an antisocial network.

Re:Kind of a warning sign actually

[bdwebb]

Your FB friends are not trustworthy and therefore /. has restricted your access to the moderation system.

Re:Kind of a warning sign actually

[mysidia]

What happens when someone else uses your real name maliciously to intentionally associate with other accounts under names of people known to be criminals or bad credit risks, OR when your real name is very common, so there are are 50 facebook accounts with your same name?

Re:Kind of a warning sign actually

[bdwebb]

That's always the pain of statistical models: someone's an exception.

And in the case where someone is an exception and can prove that their associations are the cause of being denied a loan or a job or in any way effecting an individual's credit, here comes the lawsuit. You cannot legally be denied employment and your creditworthiness cannot be effected by your associations. This would have far-reaching discriminatory consequences with regard to race, religion, financial 'class', etc. and ultimately force people to cut off others in their life who were not 'reliable'.

Setting this precedent allows a true class-style system to be introduced whereby unless you are in the 'reliable' category, it is almost impossible to become 'reliable' because 'reliable' people won't associate with you or give you jobs. People would potentially be forced to ostracize family or friends from their realm in society for fear of being dubbed 'unreliable'. This sounds eerily like Gattaca except with financial systems instead of genetics (I know that a better reference is Huxley or possibly even McCarthy in some ways but I just watched Gattaca again a few days ago and it is fresh in my mind).

Re:Kind of a warning sign actually

[tragedy]

I think the GP may be referring to the lender's actual financial risk in lending to you. It's very complicated. Essentially though, financial institutions loaning you $300,000 to buy a house don't actually need to have that $300,000 themselves in order to loan it to you. They can essentially loan it to you on a margin and more or less create the money out of thin air. It only starts to become real cost to them if enough people don't pay back their loans.

Re:Kind of a warning sign actually

[cdwiegand]

We are already there. Case in point - my wife and I. My family is poor, my mom's already had one bankruptcy, and I now make more than the rest of my family DOUBLED. My wife comes from a solid middle class family, both her mom and her dad have 50K credit cards (real Platinum-class cards back then). She and I married, moved in together, and after a few years started to get credit cards. I got a $300 credit line, she got 5K. My second card eventually got approved, $500. Her second? Over $4000. At this point she has $12k in credit and I have around $4. The only one with a job is me - when she got her cards she was working part-time in a book store making 8.50/hour, prior to that she was in college. I was making 50k a year as a computer programmer.

I got saddled with my family's credit "worthiness" and she benefited from her family's. I *still* cannot get as much credit as she can, even though we've been married for 13 years, my name is on the mortgage, the car loans (one already paid off), and I'm still the only one with a job (she's a stay at home mom), but she keeps getting the card offers in the mail and I don't. So, yes, we are ALREADY in a class-style system for credit.

Re:Kind of a warning sign actually

[Stiletto]

I love how people think "privacy settings" mean jack to a company that makes money selling personal data.

Re:Kind of a warning sign actually

[mysidia]

This kind of thing does happen, so it is important to be transparent so that the issue can be easily appealed and the loan reviewed.

Well; the problem with that is anyone can disavow the legitimacy of their own FB account. Furthermore; they can't possibly meet the FCRA requirements of disclosing all the pertinent information --- they have to disclose it, BUT if they tell you that Person X your "friend on Facebook" is a deadbeat, then the CRA has just broken the law by providing you private data about someone else's finances.

Re:Kind of a warning sign actually

[Daniel Dvorkin]

I love how people keep eating at Wendys and therefore don't eat at McDonalds.

I love how people who don't eat at McDonalds keep telling everyone how they don't eat fast food ... if you can understand them around the mouthful of Wendy's.

Dubious Credit Criteria

[MyLongNickName]

Dubious credit criteria and validation got us into a huge subprime mortgage mess and contributed to an economic downturn. Fortunately, this method doesn't appear to be widespread, but the same principle applies. Folks haven't learned the lessons of the last 100+ years and seem doomed to repeat the outcomes.

Re:Dubious Credit Criteria

[iluvcapra]

Right but this is a study that tests the Facebook hypothesis, if there's evidence it works why wouldn't you use it?

Re:Dubious Credit Criteria

[Anonymous Coward]

No, the problem was that lenders ignored any criteria. They didn't examine entrails before making a loan. They did nothing. Some (e.g. Countrywide) encouraged people to lie on their applications. These were applications for loans from them. They bundled and sold these loans to hapless buyers thanks to incompetent or negligent rating agencies (e.g. S&P) giving these bundles inflated ratings. That's why they didn't care about your worthiness. Read Michael Lewis's book "The Big Short". In this case somebody may be doing a big data study and finding correlations between these seemingly unrelated activities and you creditworthiness. Now correlation != causation, but businesses rarely bother to distinguish between the two.

Re:Dubious Credit Criteria

[bondsbw]

Because correlation does not equal causation.

I will present proof by contradiction. The assumption to be disproven: My friends are all creditworthy if I am creditworthy.

As a creditworthy person, I have a good job and always repay loans well in advance. I am responsible with my money. This allows me to volunteer where college students and other people who are not as well off frequent.

In turn, I'm friends with many of them on Facebook. Contradiction!

Facebook is the most expensive free service ever

[JoeyRox]

The personal and privacy costs of being a Facebook user are very high and increasing daily. No thanks.

WHAT?!

[Anonymous Coward]

HOW DOES I GET CREDIT CARD?

I think the wider story here is

[Rosco P. Coltrane]

How using Facebook at all can bring harm to you in real life.

Case in point: a colleague's teenage daughter applied for a summer job at the local supermarket, got selected and went to a job interview. The interviewer asked her to "describe herself". She did, and the interviewer then said "that's not what your Facebook says. Thank you, we'll call you." She's only 16 and she wasn't doing anything particularly public or outrageous on Facebook. It hit her hard and my colleague says she's been kind of depressed by the rejection she's faced.

As for me, I've learned the hard way 13 years ago (before Facebook but after Google) that the internet never forgets, and whatever you say will come back to haunt you eventually. As a result, I've learned to shut my trap online whenever possible.

Re:I think the wider story here is

[berashith]

you may want to stop using your real name, Rosco. The first step to secrecy is a pseudo-anonymous presence on forums.

Re:I think the wider story here is

[SirGarlon]

Rosco P. Coltrane is a fictional character.

Re:I think the wider story here is

[cdrudge]

She should look on the bright side. She would not have enjoyed working in an environment that stalks her Facebook profile and makes snap judgements without explanations. This is especially true for a PT job at a supermarket.

Easy solution

[stewsters]

This is why I friend corporations. It balances out the financial status of my real friends.

If you don't have facebook account...

[sinij]

If you don't have Facebook account, banks conclude you are a sociopath and offer you CEO job.

The devil, as always, is in the details

[LNO]

The summary leaves out that the companies described aren't the major financial institutions in the US. The one who checks to see if you're friends with someone who defaulted on a loan from the same lender? Lenddo, which makes loans in the Phillippes, Colombia, and Mexico. The one who LOOKS FOR ALL CAPS? Kreditech in Germany, which uses that and "up to 8,000 data points" when assessing the loan (though I can't argue with that; as someone sitting down with a banker in person and YELLING THAT THEY WANT A LOAN is probably not a reliable borrower).

As for whether lenders should just use FICO, if FICO is available? It's reliable and predictive, and more difficult to game, but in an emerging market where your prospective borrowers don't have FICO history, what do you do to suss out whether a borrower is likely to default or not?

Affinity Group Lending

[iluvcapra]

I keep some of my savings at Lending Club, which originally started out as a Facebook-based microlending platform -- the idea was that if you knew the people you were lending to, or at least understood their social graph, that you'd make better lending decisions. They dropped the concept a few years ago, my guess is that it didn't scale and there were practical difficulties. (I could see issues arising from sockpuppetry and slander, among other things...)

They do still loan to individuals, and when you lend you read their application, you can see where they live, their FICO, and what they plan to do with the money. And, guilty as charged, I never lend to people to do their application in ALL CAPS :)

Re:Affinity Group Lending

[stdarg]

As much as I despise ALL CAPS posting, I don't think it has anything to do with creditworthiness.

What if it does?

You (and lenders in the article) are making financial decisions based on non-financial characteristics.

I can think of plenty of non-financial characteristics that could (not always, but in specific circumstances) have huge impact on financial decisions -- age, health, family status, religion, race, gender, education, ancestry, criminal record.

Some of those are illegal to consider, but of course that doesn't mean they don't have an impact.

For example, I don't like dog owners that don't pick up after their dogs. If I see an application by such person, and they are foolish enough for this to show from reading loan application, I too wouldn't lend them money. Still, this won't have anything to do with their ability to repay the loan.

What if it does?

You're underestimating what could be surmised about a person's credit worthiness if more data were available.

Re:Affinity Group Lending

[LateArthurDent]

As much as I despise ALL CAPS posting, I don't think it has anything to do with creditworthiness. You (and lenders in the article) are making financial decisions based on non-financial characteristics.

I would say it is linked to poor education, which is linked with credit worthiness.

Re:Facebook is the most expensive free service eve

[bmo]

And you miss the point entirely.

It doesn't matter whether it's Facebook or not. Your average Slashdot karma "score" and "friend," "foe," and "freak" settings could be abused like this.

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BMO

Jerkcity

[horm]

Spigot likely has the lowest credit score possible.

Re:Facebook is the most expensive free service eve

[Seumas]

In that case, can I have a loan, bmo (77928)?

Re: Facebook is the most expensive free service ev

[iluvcapra]

... That is, until it hurts your credit to NOT have a Facebook account. It hurts your credit to not have credit cards, it only stands to reason that, if this sort of information is fruitful, it'll cost you to not provide it.

Let's see...

[TheSpoom]

One company determines if you are friends with someone who was late paying back a loan; if so, that is bad news for you. It is even worse news if the delinquent friend is someone you frequently interact with.

Reasonable but evil. I would not do business with this company.

Another company gathers information from the manner in which a customer fills out the online loan application. The chances of getting a loan improve if you spend time reading information about the loan on their website. Conversely, if you fill out the application typing in all-caps (or with no caps), you are knocked down a couple pegs in that company's eyes.

Reasonable and not evil. Understanding the terms of a loan typically means you're going to make at least a good faith effort to fulfill your obligations. I would probably do something like this myself.

A third lender requires that small business borrowers grant them access to the borrowers' PayPal, eBay and other online payment accounts (what could possibly go wrong with that?), thereby disclosing real-time sales and delivery information.

Unreasonable, evil, AND the potential to steal money from everyone who has applied for a loan! Is that you, Enron?

Re:And letter case indicates what?

[91degrees]

So here's an informal poll for readers: Just what, exactly, does using all caps to fill out a form indicate?

That you are statistically more likely to default on the loan. They don't care about cause and effect. If someone showed that people with names beginning with T were 17% more likely to repay the loan than people with names beginning with F, and the difference was statistically relevant, then they'd give better rates to the T's than the F's.

"Deal with it." Seriously?

[Anonymous Brave Guy]

You are judged by the company you keep. Deal with it.

If we had just "dealt with it" every time those with power abused their position, black people would still be slaves, women would still not have the vote, children would still be down in the mines, and manual labourers would still barely earn enough wages to live while working crazy hours under conditions that would seriously damage their health.

We have a long way to go, even in the first world, in terms of respecting each other as human beings. We aren't going to get much further if we adopt your attitude every time essential services that make society work start taking advantage of asymmetric power relationships with the ultimate goal of making more money no matter what.

THERE GOES THE SCORE

[JWSmythe]

WELL, THERE GOES MY CREDIT SCORE.

    FUNNY, MANY CREDIT REPORTS ARE WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS. POT. KETTLE.

    THE FOURTH AGAINST THE WALL AFTER THE REVOLUTION WILL BE THE CREDIT BUREAU EXECUTIVES. THE FIRST THREE WILL BE MARKETING EXECUTIVES FROM SIRIUS CYBERNETICS CORPORATION, LAWYERS AND POLITICIANS.

    Damn. The all caps are hurting my brain.

    And it tripped the filters.
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Filter error: Don't use so many caps. It's like YELLING.

Fanally

[Neil Boekend]

A punishment for using caps lock! My prayers have been answered!