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Particle Physicists Facing Insane Competition For Work

Jim_Austin writes "Teams of hundreds of young scientists — including many grad students and postdocs — staffed the Large Hadron Collider and helped make one of the most important scientific discoveries in recent decades. Now they must compete for just a handful of jobs. Quoting: 'The numbers make the problem clear. In 2007, the year before CERN first powered up the LHC, the lab produced 142 master's and Ph.D. theses, according to the lab's document server. Last year it produced 327. (Fermilab chipped in 54.) The two largest particle detectors fed by the LHC, the A Toroidal LHC Apparatus (ATLAS) and the Compact Muon Solenoid (CMS)—which both independently spotted the Higgs—boast teams of 3000 and 2700 physicists. By themselves, the CMS and ATLAS teams minted at least 174 Ph.D.s last year. That abundance seems unlikely to vanish anytime soon, as last year ATLAS had 1000 grad students and CMS had 900. In contrast, the INSPIRE Web site, a database for particle physics, currently lists 124 postdocs worldwide in experimental high-energy physics, the sort of work LHC grads have trained for. The situation is equally difficult for postdocs trying to make the jump to a junior faculty position or a permanent job at a national lab. The Snowmass Young Physicists survey received responses from 956 early-career researchers, including 343 postdocs. But INSPIRE currently lists just 152 "junior" positions, including 61 in North America.'"

226 comments

  1. why not work for wall street? by alen · · Score: 2

    they are always looking for quants from what i hear

    1. Re:why not work for wall street? by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 4, Funny

      Their attempt to build a giant, destructive, black hole with the LHC didn't work out, and now most of them are too depressed to try again.

    2. Re:why not work for wall street? by nbauman · · Score: 4, Funny

      No, we need a program to divert them from destroying society.

    3. Re:why not work for wall street? by tanujt · · Score: 1

      Bunch of quantum physicists on wall street? You know that's going to breed trouble. You won't be able to find your Bulls or Bears.

      They'll be locked up inside a box somewhere, and until you open it, you won't know what the market trend is like.

    4. Re:why not work for wall street? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Because graduating in physics to become a finance quant is simply sad, it's a waste of talent and brainpower. There are some people who don't put money at the top of their ideals, even if it might sound incredible to americans...

      Furthermore, this article doesn't reflect the entire reality of particle physicists, but only of those who want to work for CERN, which is basically the most exclusive lab in the world. OK, it's not easy to be hired there, but a particle physicist might work in any physics faculty of any university in the world, not to mention the thousands of companies who would like to hire them in their R&D departments. The supply/demand ratio is extremely favorable for them.

    5. Re:why not work for wall street? by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 2

      Bunch of quantum physicists on wall street? You know that's going to breed trouble. You won't be able to find your Bulls or Bears.

      They'd turn all bulls and bears into cats?

      --
      Ezekiel 23:20
    6. Re:why not work for wall street? by Longjmp · · Score: 1

      Maybe some of the CERN scientists should aim for a different career ;-)

      (from yesterday's event)

      --
      There are fewer illiterates than people who can't read.
    7. Re:why not work for wall street? by monatomic · · Score: 5, Informative

      This is simply not true. Companies do not usually like to hire physicists, certainly not particle physicists. It is just not widely applicable to industry. Engineers are preferred. That's why there are not many jobs for them.

    8. Re:why not work for wall street? by gtall · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Excuse me, the 60's are calling you back. Advances in cancer therapy with radiation, physicists involved. Guessing since this is slashdot, you are a male and stand a significant chance of prostate cancer in your dotage. There are other cancers for which it works.

      And those naughty physicists who thought up quantum mechanics? Maybe you didn't get the memo, it's used in all the latest devices.

      Lasers? Those naughty physicists again. Damn, they're everywhere.

      GPS systems...damn, there they are again.

      Jesus, grow a brain.

    9. Re:why not work for wall street? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Everything you are saying is wrong. There are no positions anywhere for them. No postdocs, no staff scientists at national labs and no tenure track positions at research universities. That leaves tenure track at little colleges and uni's with no grad physics or research facilities, or adjuct anywhere. Either of those will effectively end a young scientists career. So they either keep waiting an starve/work as janitors or they take a minor academic position that will end their ability to advance. It is the same throughout most of the science disciplines, and is a embarrassment to all of western society.

    10. Re:why not work for wall street? by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      I take it your theory is that there were far more jobs for particle physicists back in the 60's?

      Got any evidence for that?

      --

      "I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it"
    11. Re:why not work for wall street? by amaurea · · Score: 1

      Finance is a huge brain-drain from science, and many young physicists do give up and turn to finance because there aren't enough permanent positions in physics. Personally, I would not have the counscience to work in a field as detrimental to society as finance, though, not matter how high the salary is.

    12. Re:why not work for wall street? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Nope everything you are saying is wrong.

      Phd's end up 1/3rd in Academia 1/3rd at national labs and 1/3rd in industry. We know this because as scientists, we study this stuff.

      http://www.nsf.gov/statistics/showpub.cfm?TopID=14

    13. Re:why not work for wall street? by Cyberax · · Score: 1

      Hmmm.... That explains the fact that lots of particle physics grads switch to finance.

    14. Re:why not work for wall street? by grcumb · · Score: 1

      No, we need a program to divert them from destroying society.

      A program?!? Nuh-uh, just put them in the same room with Triangle Man. Everybody knows Triangle Man beats Particle Man.

      ... And, uh, let's keep Universe Man in the wings just in case Triangle Man gets outta hand....

      --
      Crumb's Corollary: Never bring a knife to a bun fight.
    15. Re:why not work for wall street? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And its been going on for decades. When I was in HS a friend's mom had a PhD in chemistry, and about 10 years experience, but her lab closed and she ended up working call centeres and crap like that because there literally weren't any jobs within a 3 state radius.

    16. Re:why not work for wall street? by nbauman · · Score: 2

      I was talking about physicists working for Wall Street, as the parent suggested.

      A lot of physicists were working on bullshit investment theories which finally brought down the market and (since the financial industry is so well connected politically) a government bailout using your tax money.

    17. Re:why not work for wall street? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Finance is a huge brain-drain from science

      How is quantitative finance not science? It's basically the science of pricing things.

    18. Re:why not work for wall street? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Personally, I would not have the counscience to work in a field as detrimental to society as finance, though, not matter how high the salary is.

      I suppose that I should thank you then for agreeing not to compete with me for jobs because unlike you I'm perfectly willing to take advantage of the ignorant masses. As for whether or not that's good for society, I really don't give a shit as long as I get paid.

    19. Re:why not work for wall street? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      What kept her from going into the LSD business? That seems like a logical fallback for a unemployed PhD-level chemist.

    20. Re:why not work for wall street? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I trained in particle theory back in the early 90's, then escaped a similarly appalling job market by switching into a more down-to-earth branch of physics. Maybe particle physics has changed since I was close to it, but FWIW my impression is that it has only gotten more that way.

      It was the theoretical physicists who used to be hired as Wall Street quants, because they knew path integrals. Experimental particle physicists never got into that much. High energy physics was a field in which theory and experiment were quite different specializations. High energy theory was a field that sucked in brilliant people to sacrifice years of their youth on the long-shot chance that they'd discover the theory of everything. High energy experiment was to a large extent an escape valve for people who started grad school with that idea but decided early enough that they weren't Einstein after all.

      Doing a PhD in high energy experiment was being a small cog in a huge machine. The upside of that was that you were pretty much bound to get through with your degree in a reasonable time because your project was part of a big timetable. One way or another it would get done. And the huge machine you were part of was a pretty cool huge machine.

      In the field I'm in now, the experimentalists graduate as highly trained laser jocks, so they're usually pretty marketable, to the point where people have to really beat the bushes to hire experimentalist post-docs. The machinery of particle physics experiments has always been much more esoteric. A lot of what particle experimentalists did seemed to be computational, in my day. So they mostly went into IT. There might not have been quite as many then as there are now, but there were always way more graduated than would be needed for faculty positions. They knew the score and planned for another career. I expect it's the same now.

      The main novelty is that Nature now seems to have stuck the knife in. Finding a plain, vanilla Higgs boson, the way the LHC seems now to have done, was always the worst nightmare for particle physics. It's succeeding to death. There are lots of remaining open questions but no way to resolve them with foreseeable budgets. One more round of champagne, for the old guys who got in in the 1970's, and then the whole field goes into mothballs, pretty much, the way nuclear physics did a generation ago. There'll be a few chairs and institutes to keep the flame burning, but activity will plunge to a fraction of what it was in the heyday. So this may very well be the last generation in which swarms of experimental particle physicists go looking for work. Take some pictures.

    21. Re:why not work for wall street? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That very much depends on the position and situation in the company. Engineers and physicists have very similar knowledge buy the tend to think completely differently. Engineers often get mite communication training but the reason for this is that they really need it. if you want someone that t can"think straight"' understand your problem and solve it, the best person is much more likely to have physics degree than engineering. of course this is a generalisation and I'm sure there are great examples of analysts coming from degrees in ancient Greek but it's a good starting point and plenty of companies know that.

    22. Re:why not work for wall street? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they are always looking for quants from what i hear

      Some of us want to do science, not be wallstreet cunts

    23. Re:why not work for wall street? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe plenty of companies don't like to hire physicists, but a lot sure do. I've watched friends from grad school and many coworkers bail from academia into industry jobs. Many leaving before their term was even up at a university or lab position because the money was much better and they decided to focus on raising a family and/or had low expectations about the stability of their current job. I'm pretty tempted by that path myself at this point. While I could kind enough academia jobs to make a career, I don't know if I want to put up with large gaps and uncertainty between such jobs. And I already have standing offers at a few companies thanks to previous contacts without even having gone looking for an industry job.

    24. Re:why not work for wall street? by supernova87a · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, as a former physics-related PhD, I can tell you that there was a time when pure scientists with no finance background were hired and thrown at new quant trading problems. Those were the early days. Now, there are entire grad programs in quantitative finance -- I'm sure any quant fund would be interested in those first.

    25. Re:why not work for wall street? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LSD isn't very high profit margin. It takes so little to have a trip and it's not addictive.

  2. Expect Great Things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With that kind of brainpower, there should be some startling developments in the next couple of decades.

    1. Re:Expect Great Things by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      With that kind of brainpower, there should be some startling developments in the next couple of decades.

      It will be an interesting test of the fungibility of brainpower. You don't become some sort of high-powered physicist by being an idiot; but the process that produces physicists doesn't necessarily groom or evaluate candidates for doing not-physics, so we'll see what sort of not-physics they end up getting up to.

    2. Re:Expect Great Things by phantomfive · · Score: 2

      With that kind of brainpower, there should be some startling developments in the next couple of decades.

      They still need to find a way to eat. That's the point.

      --
      "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
    3. Re:Expect Great Things by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You don't become some sort of high-powered physicist by being an idiot

      You do need to be somewhat of an idiot, at least about finances. PPs get paid very little in grad school, only a little more afterwards, and often end up in the unemployment line at the whim of legislative budget committees. The same thing happened when the SSC was cancelled in America. Is there any other career where brainpower is rewarded less?

    4. Re: Expect Great Things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those smarter PhDs are very welcome to mix latex in my rubber balloon factory.

    5. Re:Expect Great Things by recharged95 · · Score: 2, Informative

      I was there when the SSC was cancel, ready to move to Dallas and then found I didn't have a job start date (cause it was canceled).

      Luckily for that time, The Internet showed up and 15yrs later from that detour I'm trying to get back into pure Physics.

      For the younglings of today trying to excerise the power of the Force (literally, f=ma, mind that), I'm not sure what they'll drop into if they don't get a position at places like LHC since headcount is very tight and current senior positions are occupied in young PhDs with another 20yrs going for them. Social Media and Wall Street are dying out, but there maybe some hope with "Big Data".

    6. Re:Expect Great Things by manu0601 · · Score: 1

      You do need to be somewhat of an idiot, at least about finances

      You confuse intelligence and greed.

    7. Re:Expect Great Things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In general research and development seems to be rewarded rather sparsely in the US.

    8. Re:Expect Great Things by Thomas+Miconi · · Score: 2

      Simple fact:

      Every tenured professor is expected to train N new PhD's over the course of his career, with N >> 1.

      Exponential growth, meet finite resources.

    9. Re:Expect Great Things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So wanting to have a job is greed? what was the GP post saying about PP being none too bright.

    10. Re:Expect Great Things by mysidia · · Score: 1

      You do need to be somewhat of an idiot, at least about finances. PPs get paid very little in grad school, only a little more afterwards,

      They know (or should know) that. Not everyone makes their career decisions about chasing as many almighty bucks as possible.

      Some people have passions, aspirations, and things they can excel at that are more valuable to society and perhaps more fulfilling for them.

      I'm sure some will switch fields to not particle physics. Others will find a position or a job they can adapt to; that might be physics related, or maybe, they will be entrepreneurs....

    11. Re:Expect Great Things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I think your parent is spot-on.

      These students did not study particle physics because of the pay, just as I did not study embedded processors, thermodynamics, energy transfer, and power electronics for the pay.

      I just expected to be able to earn a living.

      This was something I enjoy doing. Everybody seems to have something different they were wired to do - and its been in them since birth. I enjoy doing what I do - matter of fact its the only thing I really get a kick out of. Sports bores me to tears. I have terrible social skills. But by golly I can build one hell of a refrigeration system.

      Why in all blue blazes could anybody get a kick out of this? You might as well get an equally lame answer out of me if you ask me why I think anyone can get a kick out of watching grown men trying to hit a ball with a stick and run - as if it makes any difference in my world. But to me seeing us waste energy the way we do, and knowing there is only so much easily accessible energy locked up in the ancient sunlight stored by our coal and petroleum resources - now that's what gets my interest up.

      And yes, I - like the particle physicist - am unemployed - doing low level stuff to keep the bills paid. Yes, I will do what I have to do to survive in a world based on money instead of long term planning, but my heart just is not in anything else....and it shows.

      I moderated in this forum, so I will have to remain AC.

      For what its worth, if the Bible offers any insight into our crazy ways, it indicates God had already wired us the way we were to be before we were conceived in our mama's womb. Whether or not you take that is up to you. Just look for yourself - people will do what they were borned to do ( apologies to Huck Finn )...Talk to gays - did they choose their wiring? If you ask me, a lot have taken hell for it. I get the idea we have about as much choosing our wiring as a leopard has in putting his spots where someone else wants them. We get the hand we are dealt, and try to make the best of it.

      anubi...

    12. Re:Expect Great Things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IAAPP. I'm not in it for the money. For as long as I can remember, I've just really been triggered by learning fundamentals of things, and physics was the logical path. I'm not "rich", but I sure make money to make ends meet. But the value is not monetary, and it has never been my goal. The value is in being able to have a job that is stimulating for me (different persons get stimulated by different things, so I'm not saying my way is "right" -- it's right for me).

    13. Re:Expect Great Things by khallow · · Score: 1

      I just expected to be able to earn a living.

      Hence, the quoted comment "You do need to be somewhat of an idiot, at least about finances." Expectation need not be met in the real world. And if that expectation of earning a living for something that no one is paying for is "greed" (as another poster apparently has alleged), then so be it.

      And yes, I - like the particle physicist - am unemployed - doing low level stuff to keep the bills paid. Yes, I will do what I have to do to survive in a world based on money instead of long term planning, but my heart just is not in anything else....and it shows.

      Well, I have to say that I'm in the same boat, though with a job I like doing and the ability to put away some funds (there is some room for long term planning in there).

      I picked up a PhD in math, but I did so with the understanding that I probably wouldn't need (I consider it useful not necessary) it for anything I did for the rest of my life. When I saw people who were clearly better than me, smarter, harder working, more productive, etc having a great deal of trouble getting traditional math jobs (generally those jobs get two orders of magnitude more applications than there are positions, people applying generally apply to several dozen to several hundred positions, but there are more people than positions), I decided I just wasn't going to go that route and waste all that time.

    14. Re:Expect Great Things by hawkinspeter · · Score: 2

      How many of those new PhDs become tenured professors? It's not exponential growth at all.

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      You're a temporary arrangement of matter sliding towards oblivion in a cold, uncaring universe
    15. Re:Expect Great Things by LeDopore · · Score: 1

      Is there any other career where brainpower is rewarded less?

      Literary criticism?

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      Expected time to finish is 1 hour and 60 minutes.
  3. Capacity by girlintraining · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What this says is that every rich person in this country is lying through their teeth about needing immigrants. We have highly trained scientists and engineers. The percentages of people who have the right attitude and mental attributes to succeed in this line of work has remained constant for as far back as we've had standardized testing results. There has been no shift of the basic personality types from one to another; Each generation has had the same proportions as the previous.

    What it means is that nobody wants to invest. And scientific progress is an investment. It doesn't give you the immediate payoff of, say, a sequel to the Fast and the Furious (what are they up to now, seven of those infernal movies?). Science isn't formulaic. There's no spreadsheet that says "And after you spend $100 million developing a drug for cancer, you'll get this as a reward. Spend $200 million, and you'll get a free t-shirt too." Science growth mirrors our own; We grow in spurts, with long periods where nothing seems to be happening, periods where change is slow, and occasional paradigm shifts.

    This isn't very amiable to the current "get rich quick" culture the Boomers are espousing as they approach their retirement. They're sucking every corner of society dry looking for a quick way to monetize, any incremental way to earn a profit without much risk. And science... well, it's too risky for them. They don't care about future generations, or a cure for cancer, or putting men on the moon again. They want botox and comfortable retirements.

    This is society reaching back and giving people who love science the middle finger. It's saying "We don't need you, because your contributions aren't immediate. You live in the future and we're trying to recapture our past." So unless science comes up with a cure for aging, or a time machine, it's not getting funding. And that's really all there is to this story. It's about greed, pure and simple. Nobody gives a damn about tomorrow, because for the people holding all the cash... their tomorrows are running out.

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    1. Re:Capacity by pjt33 · · Score: 2

      Unless by "this country" you mean Switzerland, I fail to see the relevance of your rant.

    2. Re:Capacity by girlintraining · · Score: 1, Funny

      Unless by "this country" you mean Switzerland, I fail to see the relevance of your rant.

      Well, my rants have a marmalade quality. If you like them at all, you're gonna love them and there will be nothing better. If you don't though, I have some good news: There's plenty of alternatives.

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    3. Re:Capacity by mc6809e · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Ever think that maybe that prosperity was a result of theft and maybe it needs to be spread around instead of kept among white people? What's the racial makeup of those "scientists and engineers" anyway? How's the diversity quotient?

      Prosperity is mostly a result of applied cleverness and knowledge and not theft. Iron and carbon don't become steel without cleverness and knowledge. Niagra falls doesn't create power for factories without cleverness and knowledge. Fast computer chips don't exist without cleverness and knowledge.

      We've tried spreading cleverness and knowledge through public education.

      Some people just don't seem to want what the government gives away for free.

    4. Re:Capacity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, if it's from theft all the more reason to hang on to it, because who wants to steal something twice? And what does diversity add to engineering unless you're working on a product to lighten skin? Even then you'd probably want someone who understands white rather than dark

    5. Re:Capacity by the+gnat · · Score: 2

      Unless by "this country" you mean Switzerland, I fail to see the relevance of your rant.

      The LHC is an international collaboration - there are significant numbers of scientists in the US contributing to the design and analysis, including grad students.

    6. Re:Capacity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, yes, nativism. "America for Americans." It's not racist at all!

      American isn't a race.

      Neither is Mexican.

      Or Swiss, for that matter.

    7. Re:Capacity by the+gnat · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "America for Americans." It's not racist at all! Ever think that maybe that prosperity was a result of theft and maybe it needs to be spread around instead of kept among white people?

      I didn't really detect any nativism in the GP post. I personally favor open borders, both for scientists and avocado pickers, as long as they obey a few basic rules (i.e. work hard, don't hurt anyone, contribute to the general welfare, etc.). If someone in China or India thinks he or she can do my job better or cheaper, they're welcome to try. But I also think the claims of a shortage are self-serving bullshit by a clique of plutocrats who would happily fuck their fellow citizens for a new private jet. The only shortage is of people willing to do first-world work for developing-world salaries. Pointing this out isn't picking on the poor would-be immigrants who only want the same opportunities I have - it's merely the product of frustration at seeing the rich and powerful game the system yet again, and do so by lying through their teeth. If we're going to open our doors to foreign technology workers, it shouldn't be because some technology or pharma executive wrote an editorial in the WSJ.

    8. Re:Capacity by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      Well, my rants have a marmalade quality.

      Cloying and a little bit goes a long way.

      --
      You are welcome on my lawn.
    9. Re:Capacity by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      Prosperity is a result of luck.

      Cleverness can bias the roll of the die, but that's all it can do.

    10. Re:Capacity by Jmc23 · · Score: 1
      Maybe.

      However, this is being seen in pretty much every single sector. Lots of people with degrees and an order of magnitude less jobs.

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    11. Re:Capacity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And power for factories does not turn into money without lying cheating and stealing by business people who also keep most of the money that cleverness made possible.

    12. Re:Capacity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "It doesn't give you the immediate payoff of, say, a sequel to the Fast and the Furious"

      Doesn't take a PhD to know.... T & A > mc^2

      And it doesn't matter if science comes up with cures for aging or a time machine, unless science comes up with it in the next 5 yrs. The current culture and their kids want things now and refuse otherwise.

      A revolution, aka more of an enlightenment, is needed to get out of this attitude of thinking.

    13. Re: Capacity by turbidostato · · Score: 2

      False and sad that you hold such an opinion.

      Individual prosperity, yes, is a matter of luck (among other things). But building a prosper society is far from a lucky endevour: it's a matter of honesty and investment.

    14. Re:Capacity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I doubt it. And the LHC isn't Swiss-french only.

      As Swiss, I'm proud that Switzerland did its job in enabling this thing to run - that a small country like Switzerland even *has* something of value to contribute to the world's most high-end particle accelerator experiment.

      But the science and funding is only a small fraction Swiss. The USA ultimately provided more scientists and funding! As did other countries. Perhaps all isn't so bad, after all?

      And I think there's reason to be optimistic, too. It doesn't seem to me like the situation with investments into the future is anywhere near irrecoverable. The "born with internet" generations will more often prefer knowledge and cool machines over simply being richer than their neighbors.

    15. Re:Capacity by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 2

      Your chances of prosperity are greatly enhanced by getting an education in a field that has value to others.

      Add some hard work and persistence to that and the odds go up even further.

      Chemical Engineering PhD - 85%
      Art History Dropout - 0.1%

    16. Re:Capacity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's the racial makeup of those "scientists and engineers" anyway?

      http://www.nsf.gov/statistics/nsf12328/pdf/nsf12328.pdf

    17. Re:Capacity by Third+Position · · Score: 1

      Hence, I offer you the Dark Enlightenment.

      --
      American Third Position
      Finally, a real choice!
    18. Re:Capacity by khallow · · Score: 1

      Ever think that maybe that prosperity was a result of theft and maybe it needs to be spread around instead of kept among white people?

      Last I checked we had a global network of stealing with plenty of non-white people involved. Consider that evergreen standard of international stealing, the iPod. Workers throughout the world, some who are non-white steal wages from their employers while their employers steal the fruits of their labor. The process eventually transforms that into an iPod which I manage to steal from an online store in exchange for the theft of some of my hard stolen dollars.

      Somehow all this sort of stealing ends up with people being better off economically than they were. Maybe we should call it something else, say "trade" to distinguish it from stealing stealing which is real stealing.

    19. Re:Capacity by khallow · · Score: 2

      Prosperity is a result of luck.

      Robert Heinlein had an interesting take on that.

      Throughout history, poverty is the normal condition of man. Advances which permit this norm to be exceeded â" here and there, now and then â" are the work of an extremely small minority, frequently despised, often condemned, and almost always opposed by all right-thinking people. Whenever this tiny minority is kept from creating, or (as sometimes happens) is driven out of a society, the people then slip back into abject poverty.

      This is known as "bad luck".

      Cleverness can bias the roll of the die, but that's all it can do.

      And that's all it needs to do. Keep in mind that we can and so very frequently do reroll when the die comes up something we don't like.

    20. Re:Capacity by mysidia · · Score: 1

      Cleverness can bias the roll of the die, but that's all it can do.

      Cleverness is a gift. Learning and knowledge is a choice.

      It so happens, that the choices you make can greatly influence the outcome.

      Luck still matters; but aside from those who get really really bad dice rolls early on, your choices over time will have more of an affect than luck, on average.

      The really bad dice rolls are things like having a genetic defect; blindness, deafness, permanent learning disability, abusive parents, debilitating disease, no access to schooling.

      There is a small percentage of the population damned by luck. There is small percentage of the population guaranteed success by luck.

      The vast majority are neither, and the choices you make will overwhelm luck in the long run.

    21. Re:Capacity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As an American Indian, I’d like to ask you to politely get the fuck out of my country. I’d like to have America for the Americans, and you can go back to Europe where you came from. Take all the other white racist assholes with you.

    22. Re:Capacity by khallow · · Score: 1

      What this says is that every rich person in this country is lying through their teeth about needing immigrants.

      Because every rich person in the US has been complaining endlessly about not having enough particle physicists for their businesses. They just want those cheap injuns on aich won bees.

      This isn't very amiable to the current "get rich quick" culture the Boomers are espousing as they approach their retirement.

      Gotta fit a completely irrelevant bash on the Baby Boomers in. So Mommy and Daddy were bad people. Got it.

      This is society reaching back and giving people who love science the middle finger.

      You know, you could just do it yourself rather than depend on a middle finger-giving society. If a state of the art particle accelerator is too much for your personal finances, maybe you could find a bunch of people to chip in. A lot of the disease here is depending on society to fund your personal desires rather than doing them yourself.

    23. Re:Capacity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You wish. CERN is an european institution, mainly manned by europeans. Envy

    24. Re:Capacity by ultranova · · Score: 1

      What this says is that every rich person in this country is lying through their teeth about needing immigrants.

      The Top doesn't want immigrants, they want visa workers. The difference is that an immigrant moves into a country, builds a life there and isn't affected by possible unemployment any more than anyone else, while a visa worker takes what his employer cares to give him and thanks him for it or gets evicted.

      And yes, the Top does need visa workers, to drive down wages and working conditions. It's part of their War on the Middle Class, the same as most other things they do.

      --

      Forget magic. Any technology distinguishable from divine power is insufficiently advanced.

    25. Re:Capacity by Pseudonym+Authority · · Score: 2
      What's the problem here? That's a typical girlintraining comment: clueless on the topic but ready to spew unsolicited and off topic opinions and often blatantly wrong "facts".

      You know, you could just do it yourself rather than depend on a middle finger-giving society. If a state of the art particle accelerator is too much for your personal finances, maybe you could find a bunch of people to chip in. A lot of the disease here is depending on society to fund your personal desires rather than doing them yourself.

      You can fuck right on off with that though. If society can agree to stop leaching off the discoveries of scientists and using it to build more useless shit like MRIs and iWatches, then maybe we'll do that. Big science keeps those satellites you love so much in the sky, gives us those big bombs to blowup worthless desert trash, keeps those stupid asses alive when those decide to get cancer, powers plants that keep the lights on. The mere fact that we run intellectual institutions is all that keeps us from feudalism.

      All in all, if you want to pretend that you live in a vacuum and that publicly funded research is just a tax drain than you are a worthless cunt. If you're a brainless libertarian who can't see the benefits, then just kill yourself you worthless leach, because your never going to be anything that matters anyway and will certainly never do anything worthwhile. This is a fact and I do not need to provide evidence for this statement.

    26. Re:Capacity by khallow · · Score: 1

      The bottom line is that big science isn't important enough that you'd be willing to fund it personally. That tells me all I need to know about your real priorities.

  4. old story for this physicist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have a PhD in physics and mathematics. I did my research at Fermilab in the late 80's. I have been unemployed for a year. I have been underemployed for more than ten years. My math and analytical skills have been mostly unused by my employers. I gave up hoping for a job in research long ago.

    1. Re:old story for this physicist by alen · · Score: 2

      wall street, looking for oil
      what about any math heavy job?

    2. Re:old story for this physicist by gmfeier · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I was in a similar position once, but I hooked on with the US government as an engineer and did my last 15 years as a mathematician. Comfortably retired now.

    3. Re:old story for this physicist by flyingfsck · · Score: 1

      And what makes you think that it is different in any other profession? I'm an engineer, been unemployed, underemployed and self employed and the only complex mathematics I do is when I try to calculate 10% of a restaurant tab - Bistro Math.

      --
      Excuse me, but please get off my Pennisetum Clandestinum, eh!
    4. Re:old story for this physicist by Deadstick · · Score: 1

      If you're still tipping 10%, I hope you like spitburgers.

    5. Re: old story for this physicist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i don't tip at all anymore. 50 years ago,, if i had blacks or latinos being subserviant to me, i would have been attacked as a racist. i simply cannot encourage this type of behavior.
      besides they call it slave wages for a reason.
      let the liberals pay taxes for thei welfare, that's what i say. i don't pay any taxes at all. so f all of you.

    6. Re:old story for this physicist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what is the proper amount to tip? I've been doing 10% my entire adult life. Most waiters should be happy they get that. Rarely have I had service that deserved more.

    7. Re:old story for this physicist by hoboroadie · · Score: 1

      Rarely have I had service that deserved more.

      No surprise there; Think about it. I prefer to bribe the help memorably. If I get poor service I leave about 10%, otherwise, I round up from 25%.
      My special recommendation is memorable denominations. I believe that I am spoken of in my absence, as usually the very next time I show up I start getting the preferred customer treatment. When I go to my bank, I always get a roll of dollar coins, and a handful of $2 bills. I pay for my item with a two, or a couple coins, that way they can figure who dropped the generous tip in the jar. Some times the cashier will pull the $2 bills out of the register to buy with their own money, as they remain strangely uncommon.
      OTOH, I probably get a bit more respect due to my not treating the help as servants, but more like a friend who is a gracious host.

      --
      They feared that it could be used to suppress protest or support unpopular rule.
  5. Doing what you love by msobkow · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Doing what you love rarely puts bread on the table and a car in the garage. Just ask a musician.

    --
    I do not fail; I succeed at finding out what does not work.
    1. Re:Doing what you love by dugancent · · Score: 2

      My GF is a musician and makes six figures playing full time in an orchestra, so it does happen, even outside of popular music.

      --
      SJWs are the new boogeyman. -Me
    2. Re:Doing what you love by tftp · · Score: 2

      You just need to learn to love work that puts bread on the table. Electrical engineering is good at that. Analog RF is super good at that.

      But if you a historian who specializes in Neanderthals... sorry, but your work does not put any products into stores, and doesn't make anyone's life better. It's a useful thing to do, but the overall value of your work, so far, is very low - on par with a drunken ditch digger. Even then, at the end of the day the digger will make a ditch that will be used to lay cable to a new house, and there will be light. What will you contribute, after staring at a 1x1 mm piece of bone for a whole day? If it were left to the free market, you'd be dead from hunger, just like that Neanderthal that you were studying.

    3. Re:Doing what you love by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The question isn't can it be done but how many can really do it. Hundreds if not thousands try for every one who actually make a real living doing it. It's probably on par with the success rate of junior high students who are gunning for a professional sports career.

    4. Re:Doing what you love by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

      Doing what you love rarely puts bread on the table and a car in the garage. Just ask a musician.

      Also, what percentage of Screen Actors Guild members make a living at acting?

      Frankly, my gut response to this non-story is "cry me a river".

      --
      #DeleteChrome
    5. Re:Doing what you love by flyingfsck · · Score: 2

      I dunno, there are lots of live Neanderthals out there, especially in politics.

      --
      Excuse me, but please get off my Pennisetum Clandestinum, eh!
    6. Re:Doing what you love by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As someone with Neanderthal DNA, I take offense to you suggesting I am at all related to those in politics.

    7. Re:Doing what you love by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      There's another common: Only the successful are visible. The pop stars and major sports pros are international heroes, but no-one notices all the also-rans who didn't have the talent or the lucky breaks to make it to the top. This gives people a false perception of their chances, leading to lots of people choosing a career in which the chances of even financial independance are very low. It's a high-risk option.

    8. Re:Doing what you love by fermion · · Score: 2
      Doing what you love, if you are good at it, does put bread on the table. I know plenty of musicians that make a living. The problem is when you make things sound too exciting. Particle physics is cool, but when I was in school everyone knew it was a very competitive environment. It was not what very many physics students would do. In fact, if you were willing to go into the rat race of post docs, you just got your masters and went to work for an oil company or whatever. Every saw the number of students on their third or fourth post doc. Everyone knew someone who just gave up and accepted a teaching position at community college or high school.

      But if you loved what you did, and even if you didn't get to do particle physics all your life, teaching or whatever does put bread on the table, and you got to do what you loved for a while.

      It is like sports. I knew this lawyer who loved baseball. He went to college on a full baseball scholarship. He was so envious of the people who could play baseball well enough to make money. But he wasn't, so became a lawyer. But playing baseball was what put bread on the table, through scholarships, until then.

      --
      "She's a scientist and a lesbian. She's not going to let it slide." Orphan Black
    9. Re:Doing what you love by Prune · · Score: 4, Insightful

      General knowledge has value beyond mere practical applications. It is part of the generation and maintenance of human culture. Once society rises above the level of mere subsistence, culture is pretty much the entire point of human existence. And I say this as an engineer.

      --
      "Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason."
    10. Re:Doing what you love by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is the ideal society one with a plethora of ditches and no understanding of its place in the span of history? If you think so, then I suspect your society will be called "Ditch People A" by the later societies that are studying your remnants.

    11. Re:Doing what you love by girlintraining · · Score: 0

      I dunno, there are lots of live Neanderthals out there, especially in politics.

      ...And most married women can readily provide additional samples.

      --
      #fuckbeta #iamslashdot #dicemustdie
    12. Re:Doing what you love by timeOday · · Score: 1

      You just need to learn to love work that puts bread on the table. Electrical engineering is good at that.

      It was, but is becoming less so. Would you feel entirely comfortable steering your kids towards a shrinking field? Read the following:

      Computerworld - The number of electrical engineers in the workforce has declined over the last decade. It's not a steady decline, and it moves up and down, but the overall trend is not positive.

      In 2002 the U.S. had 385,000 employed electrical engineers; in 2004, post dot.com bubble, it was at 343,000. It reached 382,000 in 2006, but has not risen above 350,000 since then, according to U.S. Labor Data.

      There's also been some concern about the data coming out this year. In the first quarter of this year, unemployment for electrical engineers reached 6.5%, a figure the IEEE-USA, at the time, called "alarming."

    13. Re:Doing what you love by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You just insulted the Neanderthals,

    14. Re:Doing what you love by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I refuse to believe that a slashdotter has a girlfriend, let alone one with a six figure income.

    15. Re: Doing what you love by turbidostato · · Score: 3, Funny

      And you'll be right. I bet he was talking abour his grandfather, not his girlfriend :)

    16. Re:Doing what you love by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Doing what you love rarely puts bread on the table and a car in the garage. Just ask a musician.

      No. Doing what you love usually puts bread on the table and a car in the garage. The exception is many musicians.

    17. Re:Doing what you love by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah "playing in an orchestra". More like playing skin flutes you gullible fuck

    18. Re:Doing what you love by cduffy · · Score: 1

      Also, what percentage of Screen Actors Guild members make a living at acting?

      A much larger percentage than that of actors as a whole. It used to be possible to buy your way into SAG -- but these days, you only get in my being credited on enough SAG-eligible pictures. Except that the big-budget movies won't bring you on unless you're already in the guild, so you need to fight for every bit piece in a low-budget SAG picture (allowing non-member talent) you can get.

      But really... a lot of it varies depending on where you are. There are cities where it's possible to make a living wage (not a good living wage, but to keep the lights on) doing theater, and there are places where industrials and commercials are the only real money to be had... and if you're unlucky enough to be in a "right-to-work" state, it's possible that SAG membership might hurt as much as it helps.

    19. Re:Doing what you love by tftp · · Score: 1

      It was, but is becoming less so. Would you feel entirely comfortable steering your kids towards a shrinking field?

      Automation reduces the need in workers across the board. However there are only few key areas, such as engineering and medicine, that are directly contributing to survival. They are also hard to learn, as opposed to basic agriculture and animal husbandry. None of that applies to less study-intensive and less IQ-demanding jobs. Some jobs are equally hard (a trader?) but they have no future. Even today computers are better traders than humans; people only formulate strategies to execute - and a firm needs far fewer of those.

      Of course, not all engineering is the same, and it is not uniformly valuable across all civilizations. But if we start now and look 100 years ahead, engineers, doctors and scientists are pretty much the only workers who cannot be easily replaced by robots. Scientists have more remote contribution to wealth of the society, but physicists and chemists are certainly the most useful ones; the linguists who specialize in dead languages are probably the least useful. I can't say they are entirely worthless, since it may be that Mayans wrote down the exact location where their gods left their spaceship (so that we can dig it up.) But outside of that, knowledge of the past is appealing only to a few, and primarily as entertainment. One could write a SciFi book with smaller expense of money. (Well, I'm not pointing fingers at certain Holy Books. But the connection is obvious.)

      I am not an expert historian, and I feel no need to study minor events of the past to know how I should act tomorrow. I only need to know major events. Someone has to do that digest for me. But how many historians the entire world needs? They aren't making any more major events of the past. The work area is limited, and it is expanding only by new digs - which are rare, and slow, and not very informative. Perhaps when someone discovers for sure how the pyramids were built that becomes another important fact of history to know. But for now they are living in their own world. The society finances science because it may be profitable one day. But as the article says, the society's grants are finite. If I could, I'd be glad to cancel social assistance to all able-bodied people and send the money to science. But that's not possible. The "useless eaters" are consuming money that could be used to discover secrets of FTL. At the same time, so many ditches are not dug yet that could hold so many fiber cables to every house! Unfortunately, for some reason many governments choose to feed the man with someone's else fish every day instead of teaching him how to fish for himself. That is a recipe for a disaster.

    20. Re:Doing what you love by slick7 · · Score: 1

      Doing what you love ...

      Yeah right, insane competition, those mad scientist types always get the cool stuff, the money and the chance to rule the world.

      --
      The mind conceives, the body achieves, the spirit manifests.
    21. Re:Doing what you love by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doing what you love rarely puts bread on the table and a car in the garage. Just ask a musician.

      Yeah but what does a good musical instrument and recording gear typically run? A few thousand dollars? How much does the LHC cost? You can't fucking fund cutting edge science these days with your spare change in the garage. Those days are long gone.

    22. Re:Doing what you love by thogard · · Score: 1

      Sir Brian May is a musician and was making a bit more than 6 figures starting a while back. He also did a bit of Astrophysics on the side which might explain why he knows what makes the rockin' world go round.

    23. Re:Doing what you love by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An orchestra? A... classical... orchestra? And six figures? If you said anymore, you'd pretty much give away your identity, as most orchestras, if they are paid at all, are near minimum wage, all across the US, even in the big cities.

    24. Re:Doing what you love by tftp · · Score: 1

      I suspect your society will be called "Ditch People A" by the later societies that are studying your remnants.

      So what name, in your opinion, will future archeologists pick for our current society?

      I'd rather prefer to live in civilization of ditch diggers rather than in civilization of idiots, liars, and moneychangers. Digging ditches, laying cables, building houses is honest work that improves the world. We need more workers of that sort, and fewer humanitarians who aren't philosophers; they are just people with irrelevant degrees in irrelevant sciences who pretend that they are needed in the society. (They aren't.)

  6. On the plus side... by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 5, Funny

    When the resonance cascade occurs, we'll be able to just zerg-rush the bastards with PhD-and-crowbar equipped theoretical physicists. Aliens won't stand a chance.

    1. Re:On the plus side... by girlintraining · · Score: 1

      When the resonance cascade occurs, we'll be able to just zerg-rush the bastards with PhD-and-crowbar equipped theoretical physicists. Aliens won't stand a chance.

      True, but I'd rather they discover practical interstellar travel instead of being thrown in a meat grinder and set to puree. But hey, to each evil overlord, their own.

      --
      #fuckbeta #iamslashdot #dicemustdie
    2. Re:On the plus side... by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 3, Funny

      It's hardly 'throwing them into a meatgrinder'. Nobody seems to know why a degree in theoretical physics gives you the power to single handedly cut your way through alien swarms, military black-ops teams, and some of the most horrifying violations of OSHA guidelines ever built; but it does.

    3. Re:On the plus side... by Kaenneth · · Score: 1

      In my mind, Gordon Freeman now has the voice of Sheldon Cooper

    4. Re:On the plus side... by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      I'm in the rare position of owning equipment that actually can suffer a resonance cascade. Co-own, anyway - friend and I build it.

      The real effects of one happening are rather less dramatic though. Worst-case, it just blows up a very expensive high-voltage capacitor.

    5. Re:On the plus side... by girlintraining · · Score: 1

      It's hardly 'throwing them into a meatgrinder'. Nobody seems to know why a degree in theoretical physics gives you the power to single handedly cut your way through alien swarms, military black-ops teams, and some of the most horrifying violations of OSHA guidelines ever built; but it does.

      Maybe if you're old school. If you've been watching the latest Trek movies, you know that all a degree in theoretical physics causes is nakedness.

      --
      #fuckbeta #iamslashdot #dicemustdie
    6. Re:On the plus side... by SuricouRaven · · Score: 2

      The game made that clear: Freeman wasn't the hero, his hazmat suit was. The thing shrugged off bullets, had a self-contained underwater air supply, ammunition monitoring system (Why?), augment movement rate, allow superhuman jumping range, even provides some level of radiation shielding.

      Just what kind of hazardous material was that lab handling?

      I suspect if you look closely you'll find the Stark Industries logo on there somewhere.

    7. Re:On the plus side... by mysidia · · Score: 1

      But can they survive the reopening of the Medusa Cascade; coinciding with the Earth for unknown reasons, suddenly appearing right by it, and suddenly unknown alien radio transmissions being received repeating the word "EX-TERM-INATE" over and over?

    8. Re:On the plus side... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just what kind of hazardous material was that lab handling?

      The kind that got away and that the game is all about stomping down? Makes sense.

    9. Re:On the plus side... by St.Creed · · Score: 1

      I suspect if you look closely you'll find the Stark Industries logo on there somewhere.

      More likely the Fukushima logo :)

      --
      Therefore, by the (faulty) logic you're using, you're just a cow with a keyboard - osu-neko (2604)
  7. s'cool, and it makes sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Two comments on this:

    1) The LHC was to a large extent built to find the Higgs. Given that the Higgs has been found and there are basically no hints of physics beyond the standard model, it's rather reasonable that the amount of funding would decrease as the future work to be done is mostly measuring quantities to higher precision and looking for really cool but pretty pie-in-the-sky new physics.

    2) It's not really accurate to say that PhDs are training for a post doc. The way it's always been throughout academia is that a fairly small fraction of PhDs actually stay in academia. While some of these move to industry or what have you because of the difficulty of ultimately getting a tenure track position, probably a majority have gotten what they wanted out of academia and want a more normal job.

    1. Re:s'cool, and it makes sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No hints of physics beyond the standard model? Well, you should move to Japan and specialise in neutrino physics then. There's loads of weird shit beyond the standard model that the Super K managed to find. The fact that neutrinos have even been shown to have mass at all is a pretty damn big hint at physics beyond the Standard Model.

  8. Macky Dees is hiring! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You want fries with that?

  9. Funding pure research requires a wealthy society by Kohath · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This should be no surprise, since these positions are for pure scientific research with no way to calculate the ROI for the money spent. Countries have debt problems caused by borrowing and their budgets are already stretched to pay benefits for retirees and other non-workers. Add a long recession, a weak recovery, and very little prospect for robust future economic growth, and ultimately you don't end up with the sort of fiscal environment that can support lots of pure research.

    Wealthy societies have discretionary funds for things like pure scientific research. Poor societies have to struggle just to get by. If you want more pure research, you need more people in your society to be employed productively. And you need them to generate lots of wealth -- far beyond "the amount they need" or "their fair share" -- so there will be a lot extra left over for things like pure research.

  10. Real tragedy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The sad part is that many of these brilliant people will wind up on Wall Street creating obscure financial instruments greatly enriching their employers while gradually destroying the economic base of America.

    1. Re:Real tragedy by flyingfsck · · Score: 1

      Why would they emigrate to the USA? France and Switzerland have a much better quality of life. They will just stay there and sell pizza by the slice or something.

      --
      Excuse me, but please get off my Pennisetum Clandestinum, eh!
    2. Re:Real tragedy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      France is a shithole. If you've never been there you should just shut up until you learn the truth of this mythical paradise.

    3. Re:Real tragedy by felix+rayman · · Score: 1

      It is a tragedy to the same extent that it was a tragedy when Blaise Pascal wasted all those hours gambling when he could have been doing mathematics.

    4. Re:Real tragedy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      France, not the french!

    5. Re:Real tragedy by Yoda222 · · Score: 1

      I have started my career as an immigrant in France, and I should stay that the country is great. The only problem is that a small subset of French are racist. I have lived in Toulouse (great area with great people) and in the French Riviera (beautiful area, sea, mountain not too far, but people not that cool (not all) and too much tourists/traffic/... during summer) I'm not in France anymore but if have the opportunity to get back there for an interesting job, I would consider it. (and my job there was better than my current job, if you consider the technical part of the job. But less paid)

  11. They are so smart by hsmith · · Score: 1

    They were unable to calculate their future job prospects. Whoops.

  12. Put em on Polywell by DMJC · · Score: 1

    Put them to work on the polywell fusion reactor concept. Actually get the damn thing proven already.

    1. Re:Put em on Polywell by Areyoukiddingme · · Score: 1

      If only that's what Polywell needs. But it isn't. Bussard did most if not all of the theoretical work already. It's probably finished and it's probably correct. All that remains is engineering. Engineering that theoretical physicists aren't all that good at (or we'd have commercial fusion power generation by now). Unfortunately, there's some chance that a scaled up Polywell will run into precisely the same thing that other forms of fusion have run into: too much empty space means too few particle interactions that you want and too many particle interactions with containment that you don't want. Polywell having a radically different magnetic shape from a torus is supposed to alleviate that problem, but it may not.

      Anyway, all Polywell needs is capital and engineering. It's not getting either. If it worked, it would upset too many firmly entrenched businesses, and we can't have that.

  13. Times have changed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    When times are good, pretty much all you hear is "follow your passion!" - it doesn't help when in the business press you hear and see the "succesful" people who say that. Or the employers who demand that only people "passionate" in their work need apply!

    So, folks did that: they went to school for music, art, history, literature, etc ... and maybe even found a job.

    Now when times are bad (and student debt burden being in the news), folks are quick to say, "WTF didn't you study something marketable?!"

    Our society is really fucked up and I have to blame corporate America - mostly. They are forcing all of us in the States into a narrower and narrower path for making a living.

    Back in the old days, one was able to go to school for History or Literature come out and apply for a training program - say in Data Processing. You took an aptitude test and if you passed, they'd put you a training program (COBOL, CICS) and if you passed, you got a job - paid shit for a couple of years, but never the less a decent job. And he company NEVER - EVER - bitched about shortages of talent. They made it.

    Now, you need to study EXACTLY what they need otherwise you are not qualified and not good enough - so off to India or wherever.

    So, you either study something marketable - AND do well - or it's making coffee, 100% commission shit or dipshit retail.

    1. Re:Times have changed. by mysidia · · Score: 1

      When times are good, pretty much all you hear is "follow your passion!"

      This is good advise, but missing the catch:

      Follow your passion, BUT don't forget about making sure you have a complete game plan, including a plan B ready to execute.

      In other words: your passion is probably something you can excel at, because it becomes very easy to spend all the extra time practicing that you need. However, "follow your passion" doesn't mean -- stop thinking critically about your plans and your future; students should consider alternate ideas about their future plans: alternate ways of leveraging their gifts, and develop those sufficiently to survive, if the future opportunities they will actually get aren't so well-aligned with their passion.

  14. Since A-bombs stopped being cool by Animats · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This isn't new. It's been that way in high-energy physics since A-bombs stopped being cool. After WWII, there was a huge interest in getting into physics, and large numbers of PhD physicists were produced. The U.S. Government hired a lot of them. Nuclear weapon design became excessively fancy, much to the annoyance of today's workers who have to maintain the old bombs.

    Then, after the US had produced enough bombs for the next few world wars, the nuclear establishment wound down. Los Alamos got into all sorts of strange non-nuclear stuff like chaos theory. Lawrence Livermore became a senior activity center for aging physicists. The average age of the membership in the American Physical Society went up by six months each year. That was back in the 1990s. It hasn't gotten better.

    When the USSR wound down, there was a US effort to find jobs for old Soviet nuclear experts. The worry was that they'd go to work for somebody who still wanted to build a bomb or two. Some came to the US.

    1. Re:Since A-bombs stopped being cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I want to see the biggest, bad, mother-fucking H-Bomb built and launched into space. I want to see just how much of the martian ice-caps we can melt with a few gigaton bombs!

      Why teraform a lifeless planet this way? BECAUSE WE CAN!

  15. Basic science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The same can be said for all basic science.

    Also, much of the math that is integral to today's search engines, routing, and the Internet in general was discovered many many years ago and was filed away as just an academic curiousity.

    And that Historian studying Neanderthals - they've been discovering things that is answering some questions the geneticists had and subsequently helping medical research.

    That lowly stupid historian is probably indirectly saving lives.

    As opposed to designing some shiny electrical gadget for people to waste their money on.

    1. Re:Basic science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As opposed to designing some shiny electrical gadget for people to waste their money on.

      Like the electrical gadget you used to post this here?

  16. but, but, but H1B visas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I mean we have such a shortage of scientists and tech workers, this must be a lie, right?

  17. STEM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And this is why we need more graduates in science and math, to meet the need of all those jobs that are going unfilled!

    Physics PhD's are wonderful (I have one myself), but the idea that we aren't producing enough for the available jobs is ludicrous.

    -JS

  18. Trillian by RDW · · Score: 2

    "Same as you, Arthur. I hitched a ride. After all, with a degree in maths and another in astrophysics it was either that or back to the dole queue on Monday."

  19. Unreasonable expectations by yesterdaystomorrow · · Score: 3, Informative

    Young people should not go into physics expecting to become tenured professors. It might happen, but it's unlikely. And besides, why would you want to? Because your professor thinks you should aspire to it? It's actually not that great a job.

    However. physics is still a great field of study because you can take it so many places. You can do engineering that engineers can't do because while they know the shortcuts while you know the fundamentals. I know a number of physicists who work in medical imaging, for example. The best RF engineer I know has a physics degree. A physicist needs great math skills, and unlike mathematicians, needs to be able to apply them in the real world. A smart physics student will take some classes outside of physics, and make mental connections between fields. If you're at a university, you should exploit the situation (and avoid being exploited).

    1. Re:Unreasonable expectations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "You can do engineering that engineers can't do because while they know the shortcuts while you know the fundamentals."

      -> It is precisely because of the arrogance your are displaying that nobody in their right mind (and left hemisphere) would hire a physicists. There are as smart engineering students as "smart physics students".

      "Scientists study the world as it is, engineers create the world that never has been ." Theodore von Kármán

    2. Re:Unreasonable expectations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow. Someone has their nuts adjusted too tight.

    3. Re:Unreasonable expectations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is precisely because of the arrogance your are displaying that nobody in their right mind (and left hemisphere) would hire a physicists.

      Yet people continue to hire plenty of physicists for such jobs. Regardless of your arguments for it being suboptimal, it happens, and is quite a viable plan B for many with a physics background. You were saying something about looking at the world as it is vs. trying to create something that never has been...

    4. Re:Unreasonable expectations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      a smart physics student ... is a smart student .... ignoring the field.

    5. Re:Unreasonable expectations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And yet a dumb physics student has a reasonable chance of dropping out and becoming an engineering student. I've seen quite a few physics students at several levels switch over to an engineering degree when they run into problems. I've very rarely seen the opposite, and those examples were not mid-degree, but in the step from undergrad to graduate school.

    6. Re:Unreasonable expectations by yesterdaystomorrow · · Score: 1

      It is precisely because of the arrogance your are displaying that nobody in their right mind (and left hemisphere) would hire a physicists. There are as smart engineering students as "smart physics students".

      I never said that engineers weren't smart. The focus of engineering education has both advantages and disadvantages. Often. the best results come from teamwork between physicists and engineers. Physicists tend not to be so good at the messy practicalities.

  20. Re:Funding pure research requires a wealthy societ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know how to fix the economy.

    Simply automatize the consumer aspect of business and implement robotic customer machines to replace the needy whiney and low wage poor human consumer.

    No need to thank me.

  21. misoverestimation by Joining+Yet+Again · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Getting a PhD is nothing like it used to be. The whole process has become industrialised since I was young, and - while it's excellent that there *is* so much support - it doesn't represent the independent intellectual achievement that it once did.

    So, while I'm very happy that there are so many people training at this level, they shouldn't think they're that great.

    1. Re:misoverestimation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Getting a PhD is nothing like it used to be"

      What is your evidence for this? I bet you also tell people how Gen Y is too entitled to have a good work ethic and that tying an onion to your belt was the fashion in your day.

    2. Re:misoverestimation by Joining+Yet+Again · · Score: 1

      My evidence is that there is far easier access to source material, that PhD programmes tend to be more structured with supervisors being fairly specific about the sort of thing they want from students (this may mean a restriction of creativity, but it also means you're more likely to succeed if you follow what is wanted of you), that there are many more PhD-award opportunities some of questionable standard (I wouldn't say this applies to this specific cohort!), &c. It used to be very much a "find your own thing and do it" - now (particularly in sciences) it's, "We have so much fucking data and we need to do so much with it, so if you can pick one of the things we need to do then there's your dissertation topic.."

      Again, it's not a bad thing. It's just that the meaning of "PhD" has changed.

      There's no need to stereotype me on the basis of a single opinion about a single thing, lol. In most ways I think modern life is far harder than ~40 years ago - Reaganism/Thatcherism has really fucked up a great pair of continents.

  22. NASA by dicobalt · · Score: 1

    NASA should hire all of them. We need something far far better than rockets.

  23. Re:Funding pure research requires a wealthy societ by PeterM+from+Berkeley · · Score: 2

    The labor markets are saturated, and wealth is concentrating on the top. There just isn't a market for lots of labor anymore, manufacturing is increasingly automated, services like retail is becoming more automated (thanks Amazon!), so why not soak the rich and use the money to support more research instead of letting all that capital idle at the top?

    Because that's EXACTLY what is happening now. All that capital is idling at the top, the middle/lower classes are underpaid and underemployed and not generating demand.

    How about we fund a "research class" instead of a "leisure class"?

    --PM

  24. Different to any other science? by solanum · · Score: 1

    I'd be interested to see how these figures compare to other sciences. I am a mid-career biologist (did eight years as a post-doc and have had a permanent research position for the last seven years). I've always felt that we lose about half of PhD graduates to other areas, partly because they don't want and to partly because there aren't enough jobs, and then about half of post-docs don't continue in science for the same reasons. Doesn't seem that different. I do remember that, when I was a post-doc, an eminent prof (multiple Nature papers) in my field once said to me that he didn't know anyone who was 'really' determined to continue in science who didn't make it as a career. I'd say that is still true. It is a tough career that doesn't pay that well (compared to other professions with equivalent training), but a rewarding one.

    --
    Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes.
  25. Job market realities by Livius · · Score: 1

    So, the short version is particle physics is exactly like every other profession in today economy?

  26. The problem is not enough physicists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The aim of Physics should not be to become an tenured professor, endless publishing in a very dodgy field, but doing it because its easy papers. What a waste. As much as a waste as working on wall st (telling people how to move money) or Google (getting people to click ads).

      The aim of Physics is to teach the other primates to *THINK* and inspire. Some do that by building machines, some do that by tv shows some just grab people in the street and try to make them understand. Its not to get the nobel prize, or a tenured job or any shit like that.

      Albert said his backup career was to teach high school science. Personally I think it should be the backup career of every physicist to teach high school physics. I think every physicist should do it like compulsory military service. Say 3 years during the early part of your career. As a professor, most uni's have teaching loads so learn how to teach damit.

      Physics is dying. Less than 10% of the people teaching physics have any 3rd year physics units. Even less are Physics graduated. Its taught by PE teachers, librarians or anyone who there is currently excess supply of. People think that physics isn't important, or real or something they should know about.

      We should be pumping physicists out into our societies. They are adaptable. Tesla was a labourer, Fermi could fix cars, Newton ran the mint and made one hell of an investigator. Everywhere physicists go they revolutionise or advance other fields. Because those fields are so childishly simplistic and usually not based on logic or reason. Physicists make great managers. Look at the LHC or the Manhattan project, can you imagine a team of 10,000 history/management/business/accounting professors managing and working together? Do you think they would get together and make something that changes the world socially, politically, economically? Its in our nature to collaborate, to link up to cross over into other fields. Physicists win prizes outside their field (chem, bio, economics) like its nothing.

    Damit, the problem is no one is seeing the real problem, which is pumping physicists into the general population. I have a team of ~10 physicists (degree level) working under me. Its great. They are prolific about their work, they work hard, they collaborate, they rarely make mistakes, they pioneer or develop new technologies into the workplace and share everything they know with anyone who is interested. All highly capable mathematicians, communicators and problem solvers, particularly outside of their field.

    1. Re: The problem is not enough physicists by turbidostato · · Score: 1

      I'm with you but on one thing: physicists make great managers... only when managing other physicists. The problem about management was never being smart enough but being dumb enough and good physicists have big trouble understanding others' stupidness. They can understand and manage ignorance but not stupidness.

    2. Re:The problem is not enough physicists by PvtVoid · · Score: 1

      Dude. Well said. Wish I hadn't used my mod points on trivial shit shit this morning.

  27. Tech clustering have value... by jopsen · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If we're going to open our doors to foreign technology workers, it shouldn't be because some technology or pharma executive wrote an editorial in the WSJ.

    Well, said... As someone moving to SF on an H1B next month, I'm usually pro the H1B program :)
    But I do want to point out that not everybody abuses the H1B program.
    I'm not relocation from a third world country, or to work at a third world salary, in fact could get similar wage here... actually I could just do job remotely.
    Or get a well paying job at a company here... but the job wouldn't be as fun :)

    I think mobility is important for many reasons, in my considerations are things such as SF having a lot of tech companies, startups and etc...
    I don't know if I'll apply for a permanent visa at some point, but if I move back the contacts I'll be making will be invaluable, on both ends.
    At the end of the day, if you don't let tech workers from around the world in, tech workers from around the globe will cluster in another valley.

    Note. with all the NSA scandals, lack of welfare, poor security, crime, human rights violations, war crimes, etc. that the US has got going, I'm starting to wonder why I'm relocation.
    On the other hand, I did all the paper pushing... So I might as well try it out :)
    Anyways, feel free to tell me why the US is so awesome, I kinda need it...

    1. Re:Tech clustering have value... by CalRobert · · Score: 2

      "Note. with all the NSA scandals, lack of welfare, poor security, crime, human rights violations, war crimes, etc. that the US has got going, I'm starting to wonder why I'm relocation. On the other hand, I did all the paper pushing... So I might as well try it out :) Anyways, feel free to tell me why the US is so awesome, I kinda need it..." I moved from California to Dublin last January, and just got the best job I've ever had. The people are friendly, the bars good (even if the food is mediocre, admittedly), and Europe is a short flight away (wish it were a train ride, but being on an island with a small population prevents that from being built). The culture, at least in the startup sector, appreciates the importance of both getting shit done AND taking time off to enjoy yourself, as opposed to being in the office 11 hours a day just to look driven. The drivers are more considerate to cyclists. I notice you're in Denmark; honestly I can't imagine leaving there if only because of the cycling infrastructure, but hey, the grass is always greener I suppose. The US, generally speaking, sucks. It is an amoral (not immoral, necessarily, but really doesn't care about right or wrong in what it does) declining hegemony with hilarious amounts of debt, no regard for the fourth amendment, and a vastly inflated sense of self-importance. The first time you venture to Fresno or Bakersfield you'll have a hard time believing you're in the same country as SF, much less the same state. Come to think of it, I'd support a California secession movement (maybe Oregon and Washington could join in), but unfortunately the US is not terribly enlightened about self-determination and would likely not listen to a referendum. For what it's worth, though, San Francisco (and, I'd like to add, Berkeley) are some of the finest places you will find in the country. Smart people, excellent food and beer, beautiful scenery, and a decent transit system (by US standards - I'd say it's roughly on par with Dublin but nothing like a northern European city). Wages are high too, but note that the average 1 bedroom apartment is $2800 per month in SF; closer to $3500 for Nob Hill or SoMa. Good luck! Life is short and the world is big, so enjoy. I have to say, though, that I hope to stay here in Ireland.

    2. Re:Tech clustering have value... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too bad everyone from SF and Berkeley doesn't move to Ireland. It would vastly improve both countries.

    3. Re:Tech clustering have value... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please note that I have never been outside of North America:

      and Europe is a short flight away (wish it were a train ride, but being on an island with a small population prevents that from being built).

      Chunnel?

      The US, generally speaking, sucks. It is an amoral (not immoral, necessarily, but really doesn't care about right or wrong in what it does) declining hegemony with hilarious amounts of debt,

      Have you looked at the level of debt that Ireland has? Granted, they are managing their situation better than Spain, Italy, and Greece, but saying how great Dublin is and then bashing the US for its level of debt when the US's debt ratio is *less than what it is in the Ireland* is a bit goofy. (For reference, Ireland's debt-to-GDP ratio is 117%; in the US, it's 105%.)

      The first time you venture to Fresno or Bakersfield you'll have a hard time believing you're in the same country as SF, much less the same state. Come to think of it, I'd support a California secession movement (maybe Oregon and Washington could join in)

      Fresno or Bakersfield may be better than SF, but as a whole, I've found California to be populated by people with some strange attitudes towards society. (The climate along the coasts is fantastic, and at least Sonoma and Napa are home to some nice country.)

      Note that I'm also supportive of California secession, if for the only reason that CalPERS is so underfunded it's a ticking time bomb just waiting to explode, and the legislature is unable to raise taxes to pay for all of those pensions.

      For what it's worth, though, San Francisco (and, I'd like to add, Berkeley) are some of the finest places you will find in the country.

      That's very relative to where you are in SF. Downtown is terrible. The outlying districts are much quieter and nicer. I suppose it's the same in every city. It also depends on what you're looking for in where you live.

      I was recently told by my father that the first time he went to New Zealand, if us kids would have been ready to move there with him, he would have stayed. And this is someone who is living quite comfortably in a quiet Midwestern town, exactly where he wants to be, outside of the harsh winters, hot summers, and plagues of mosquitoes.

    4. Re:Tech clustering have value... by CalRobert · · Score: 1

      Fair point - debt levels here are high as well. "I've found California to be populated by people with some strange attitudes towards society" Some people are OK with strange attitudes. The chunnel connects France and Britain. I use the term Britain here in its geographic sense. No such rail route exists from Ireland to Britain. Ferries go between them, but between a ferry, train to London, and finally train to Paris, flying is both cheaper and faster.

    5. Re:Tech clustering have value... by the+gnat · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Anyways, feel free to tell me why the US is so awesome, I kinda need it...

      It's flawed like any other country. People tend to focus on the bad news because a) it was the unquestioned superpower for nearly two decades and everyone loves a good fall-from-power story, b) they have a poor understanding of history, and/or were blissfully ignorant of reality when younger, so they subconsciously inflate current problems, and c) some people derive a twisted satisfaction from being prophets of doom. For everything you mention, if you look back a few decades you will find much worse examples. Crime peaked in the 1980s/early 1990s and has been in decline ever since. The spy agencies used to be far more aggressive in violating our rights - the big thing that's changed recently is that they have more technology at their disposal than ever before. As far as human rights violations and war crimes are concerned, well, they're small potatoes compared to the Jim Crow era or the Vietnam war. Not that we can't do better, but progress is incremental.

      If you really want a perspective on how much it could suck, I recommend the book "Nixonland" - in many ways we're living in paradise compared to the hell that America once seemed destined for. Also recommended: "Postwar", which is actually about Europe, but also shows how an entire continent devastated by war - and at various points threatened by violent social unrest - ended up becoming a reasonably prosperous and pleasant place to live. I find books like these make me far less pessimistic about the future.

      I've lived in the Bay Area for the last ten years, and there are few places I'd rather live. Despite being a native-born WASP-ish American, I still feel out of place here, just like every other corner of the earth; I'm not nearly attractive or stylish or sociable enough. But it's one of the few places I've been in where people don't give me crap for it, because this place is stuffed full of people far weirder than me, with a huge variety of backgrounds. The science and technology sectors here are equal to anywhere else in the world, as you're certainly aware. There is a small core of rabid left-wing activists who generally make pests of themselves, but otherwise everyone minds their own business most of the time. It is just as socially liberal as you may have heard, but not nearly as left-wing economically as its reputation suggests. You'll find relatively high support for progressive income taxes and public services, but we like our iGadgets and pricey apartments too. I have never heard anyone in the area ask a question like "what church do you attend?" (More common: "who's your weed connection?")

      The best thing is that you can move here from anywhere in the world, and as long as you have something in common with at least a handful of people, you'll find a way to fit in, and in a generation, your children will be Americans in every sense. There aren't many countries about which you can say this. (Canada and England are major exceptions.)

      My only big complaints about the area: first, the insane violence in places like Oakland and Richmond - it is easy to avoid most of the time but absolutely horrific to read about and vastly out of proportion to any lingering economic/racial injustice. Second, the large number of truly helpless homeless around. I'm not talking about the aggressive (mostly younger) and relatively sane bums who flock to SF - and are widely despised by most people who live here - but the schizophrenics and just plain miserable older folk for whom there is no good solution except to try to keep them clothed and fed and out of trouble.

    6. Re:Tech clustering have value... by St.Creed · · Score: 1

      Please note that I have never been outside of North America:

      and Europe is a short flight away (wish it were a train ride, but being on an island with a small population prevents that from being built).

      Chunnel?

      The Chunnel starts in Dover (in Brittain), not in Ireland. Ireland is an island by itself and you need to get a boat or plane to get to England first, so you might as well tack on the extra miles and land an hour later at your chosen destination.

      --
      Therefore, by the (faulty) logic you're using, you're just a cow with a keyboard - osu-neko (2604)
    7. Re:Tech clustering have value... by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      The spy agencies used to be far more aggressive in violating our rights - the big thing that's changed recently is that they have more technology at their disposal than ever before.

      Technology that- combined with the public's mass adoption of related technologies- makes it orders of magnitude easier to spy on them, violate their privacy and (relatively) cheaply gather intelligence en masse about virtually everyone, even if they're not currently a target. This runs the risk of such information being used against them if it beomes politically expedient for those in power- now, *or in the future*, and for whoever is in power- like them or not.

      Obviously, there are checks and balances against this, and if it was revealed by someone that such bodies were breaking those rules, I'm absolutely *sure* that person would be deemed a hero by the American public and the offenders punished harshly. *cough*

      --
      "Slashdot - News and Chat Sites Deviant". (Click "homepage" link above for details).
    8. Re:Tech clustering have value... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know if I'll apply for a permanent visa at some point

      Hate to break it to you, but you yourself can't. Your employer could, or your american spouse, if you'd happen to have one, could. That's it. Your american parent also could, had you had one. There is this misconception that people can apply for permanent residency for themselves. The circumstances for that are very, very narrow.

    9. Re:Tech clustering have value... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      your children will be Americans in every sense. There aren't many countries about which you can say this. (Canada and England are major exceptions.)

      Fascinating. I move to England and my children will be born American? Cool!

    10. Re:Tech clustering have value... by the+gnat · · Score: 1

      This runs the risk of such information being used against them if it beomes politically expedient for those in power- now, *or in the future*, and for whoever is in power- like them or not.

      True. But this is hardly new either. Hoover spied on MLK and anyone else he deemed "subversive", which included vanilla liberal activists (not Communist sympathizers) and generally anyone who opposed the whims of Hoover himself. Nixon wanted him to go after Democratic campaign donors, and also use the IRS to investigate their finances. (Note that unlike the current IRS "scandal", Nixon was actually caught on tape wishing for this.) He also had his thugs break into the office of Daniel Ellsberg's psychiatrist, in the hope that they could find material to discredit the leaker of the Pentagon Papers.

      Of course it's terrifying to think about what would happen if we ended up with another president like Nixon. I'll be hiding under the bed for the rest of Sunday, thanks.

    11. Re:Tech clustering have value... by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      This runs the risk of such information being used against them if it beomes politically expedient for those in power- now, *or in the future*, and for whoever is in power- like them or not.

      True. But this is hardly new either.

      Please re-read it in its original context. What I was talking about was the fact that the technology now makes it practical to- if desired- record and retain vast amounts of information about the entire population (either intentionally or by acquiring data originally used for other purposes)- and then to mine it.

      Even if people weren't known to be of interest at the time it was recorded, it's relatively straightforward to go through it if this changes in the future. And the large amounts of data make it simple to automatically spot connections if it's mined correctly.

      For all the evils of Hoover and Nixon you describe, they were limited in this respect by the amount of resources necessary to spy on people. Digital technology makes it cheap and easy to do this in a near-unlimited manner, in a way that even George Orwell didn't envisage in Nineteen Eighty-Four. Add (e.g.) an always-on Kinect camera into the mix and you're already way beyond the latter in panopticon terms.

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      "Slashdot - News and Chat Sites Deviant". (Click "homepage" link above for details).
    12. Re:Tech clustering have value... by jopsen · · Score: 1

      I don't know if I'll apply for a permanent visa at some point

      Hate to break it to you, but you yourself can't. Your employer could, or your american spouse, if you'd happen to have one, could. That's it.

      Yeah, okay... but none of them are going to apply for a permanent visa on my behalf unless I want them to :)
      So, at the end of the day, it is my decision as to whether or not I'm interested...

  28. Open source it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why not use changes in technology to help support research?

    Use crowdfunding to get started maybe?
    Document and publish via youtube etc. for advertising revenue. The cooler the videos, the more revenue.
    Use the GPL so that everyone has access to the research, rather than having it restricted to traditional avenues.

    Think about how awesome the videos could be for things like plasma physics...what kinds of useful tech could be done in a way that looks cool and has important applications? Shields to protect spaceships from cosmic radiation perhaps? Demonstrations of thrusters like VASIMR?
    Maybe companies like SpaceX would want to invest in useful tech like that too?

    How could communications be changed by quantum physics?
    Figuring out what distances the observer effect is useful over might revolutionise communication. If the double slit experiment could be refined to the point where observation(or lack of) is used to transmit data, there might perhaps be a way around the limits imposed by the speed of light.
    Just demonstrating the double slit experiment and spooky action could make for cool youtube clips.

    Multiple entangled pairs of particles can be used to find the polarity of a photon before the particles have been entangled.
    If weak measurement could be used to find the polarity of a particle and strong measurement used to send that as data, could there be a way of sending data back in time?

    Don't you think people would be interested in crowdfunding projects to see what's possible?

    1. Re:Open source it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately this becomes an exercise in marketing much more than physics. While it is great that "cool" projects can get funding, there are also a lot of projects that should be done that are boring or more difficult to explain. Getting funding as is, when communicating from scientists to funding agencies that review with scientists, is already a rat race and takes a lot of effort and time from research.

      And I've seen people try to crowdsource research, and it may be better than nothing, but is quite inefficient. There are several projects in my field of research where the people crowdsourcing aren't doing anything new or useful, and are basically getting people to pay them to play with a hobby (there are plenty of fields and amateurs that make contributions, this isn't a rant that you need to be pro to help...). But it is kind of frustrating to see some people to get money for doing stuff that was done many years ago, at a level that doesn't even really help with the whole repetition part of science because those experiments have already been repeated at much large scales (or in one case, is done by grad students in lab classes at many universities...).

  29. Has been a while that I got my physics degree by quax · · Score: 1

    Twenty years ago it was pretty clear that very few physics graduates would have a career in the field so little has changed in this regard.

    You study it because it is fascinating stuff, not necessarily because you'd expect to make a living of it. Other work is financially much more rewarding, and it is fairly easy to branch out with a physics degree under your belt.

  30. Government, society should encourage science by Beeftopia · · Score: 1

    Instead of spending billions on Wall Street, the government should be supporting the sciences, by providing patronage for things like physics Phds and the like.

    Much higher return methinks.

    “Science is like sex: sometimes something useful comes out, but that is not the reason we are doing it. ” Richard P. Feynman

    The rest of society benefits when government and society puts money into the sciences instead of financial hustles.

  31. Nothing new here..... by kungfool · · Score: 1

    I graduated in '91 studying molecular beams. There was so little work in the field then, that I went into peptide chemistry. Nothing has changed, and I doubt anything will in the future. More people want to study high energy physics than can be supported in the field. Nothing new. Nothing to see here, move along......

  32. Re:Funding pure research requires a wealthy societ by Kohath · · Score: 0

    The labor markets are saturated, and wealth is concentrating on the top. There just isn't a market for lots of labor anymore, manufacturing is increasingly automated, services like retail is becoming more automated (thanks Amazon!), so why not soak the rich and use the money to support more research instead of letting all that capital idle at the top?

    This is in danger of going off topic now, but if labor markets are saturated, it's because companies can't make a higher profit by hiring more employees. If we could find a way to increase the profitability of these companies and/or to reduce the cost of hiring more employees, then the companies would hire more people. Labor markets would become saturated at a higher level of employment. More profits would be earned, and, all other things being equal, the society would be wealthier and be more able to fund pure scientific research.

    Labor costs could be reduced without any wage or salary changes by cutting the costs of liability and regulatory compliance. Beyond that, various taxes could also be cut. Profitability could be increased through similar changes -- especially by cutting the US corporate tax rates from the world's highest to a rate more in line with international norms. If we want (the benefits of) a wealthier society, we should think about these and other ways our society can be wealthier.

    "Soak the rich" produces the opposite of higher profitability. Profits -- or the benefits of profits -- are enjoyed after taxes. If a rich person can't enjoy the benefits of higher profits, he won't bother to produce anything beyond some minimum level and he certainly won't burden himself with unprofitable employees. When he cuts his investments in response to being "soaked", you'll have a poorer society with fewer people employed. That society might be able to spend a few extra dollars on pure research for a few years, but then the money will be gone and there will be none to replace it.

    How about we fund a "research class" instead of a "leisure class"?

    Do you include all the people who are retired but still physically able to work in your "leisure class"? They certainly enjoy their leisure. Do you think we should cut subsidies for this leisure and use some of the money to fund more research?

  33. Re:Funding pure research requires a wealthy societ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    That we have: rich owners of robotized factories. The benefits of this robotization should fall on all the members of society, not only the few that possess the factories.

    What the hell did you ever do to think that you deserve any of the "benefits"? You priced your labor (through the unions) to an unsustainable level; you threatened profitability with work slowdowns and strikes; you supported the lazy assholes who did just enough to get by and never tried to push for more productivity - any wonder that management went to the expense (and it is LARGE) and trouble of implementing "robotized factories"? And for doing nothing (and worse) you now feel that you should be entitled to the benefits?
    You do and have done nothing to increase value for the shareholders (you know, the people that own the company) , but you want more - typical union mentality.

    Just remember: if it is poorly made of inferior materials. outrageously overpriced, and fails to fulfill its designed function - it's union made in America!

  34. Re:Funding pure research requires a wealthy societ by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

    Most retirees worked for their benefits. They may be non-workers now, but while they worked they paid taxes into a retirement system and often accumulated their own capital in addition.

    The fact that the government frittered away their contribution is not their fault.

    The capital they accumulated should be and even sometimes is an important source of accumulated wealth that is invested into the economy. When it isn't, it's another government screw-up.

  35. we'll always need people to cook french fries by kylemonger · · Score: 1

    I don't see why I should cry for these guys any more than I should cry for the millions of athletically gifted sacks who discover that they won't be playing professional sports for a living. The worldwide number of professional athletes and professional particle physicists seem comparable and the physicists don't have the jocks' excuse of being bad at math.

    1. Re:we'll always need people to cook french fries by darenw · · Score: 1

      Physics grad students (and grad students in other sciences and engineering) actually help build instruments, interpret data, and contribute to mankinds store of knowledge.

      Athletes hoping for superstardom but not making it out of high school football/whatever provide some entertainment for local football/whatever fans, but don't really contribute to mankind's anything. They're doing good, nonetheless - developing teamwork skills, performing in front of a crowd, organizing, following a strategy, staying healthy. But so do grad students, albeit a different kind of team, different kinds of strategies. (And maybe not so much interest in staying healthy.)

      Scientists who don't make it to professorhood do a lot more for society as grad students and post-docs than athletes who don't make it to the pro teams.

  36. Re:Funding pure research requires a wealthy societ by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 2

    Labor costs could be reduced without any wage or salary changes by cutting the costs of liability and regulatory compliance. Beyond that, various taxes could also be cut. Profitability could be increased through similar changes -- especially by cutting the US corporate tax rates from the world's highest to a rate more in line with international norms. If we want (the benefits of) a wealthier society, we should think about these and other ways our society can be wealthier.

    Umm not. Labor costs are not particularly affected by regulation and liability. Nor are they affected by taxation. It is only corporate profitability that is affected. Which is already at an all time high. Corporations don't need to be more profitable to hire people. Corporate cash accounts are at all time highs.

    The reason we have a labor glut? Demand is down and worker productivity is extremely high. So we have record low labor force participation. Unemployed people consume lots less than employed people.

    Do you know who else consumes relatively little (as a proportion of their income)? Very rich people.

    What do we have in the US right now? A real crappy distribution of income. A shrinking and lower income middle class. Until the consumer class starts growing again demand will stay low and along with it labor force participation.

  37. Re:Funding pure research requires a wealthy societ by __aaltlg1547 · · Score: 1

    This should be no surprise, since these positions are for pure scientific research with no way to calculate the ROI for the money spent. Countries have debt problems caused by borrowing and their budgets are already stretched to pay benefits for retirees and other non-workers. Add a long recession, a weak recovery, and very little prospect for robust future economic growth, and ultimately you don't end up with the sort of fiscal environment that can support lots of pure research.

    Wealthy societies have discretionary funds for things like pure scientific research. Poor societies have to struggle just to get by. If you want more pure research, you need more people in your society to be employed productively. And you need them to generate lots of wealth -- far beyond "the amount they need" or "their fair share" -- so there will be a lot extra left over for things like pure research.

    When you're doing basic research, you must figure on the ROI of your research being possibly zero. There's always a chance that what you're doing will pay off for society at some point in a big way, but the fact is most basic research doesn't. Most of it is exploring blind alleys and some of it has negative impacts so devastating that they may offset the value of a great deal of research. So yes, it's the province of wealthy countries who can afford to spend a good deal of effort on something that may not ever pay off.

    High energy particle physics in particlar has no foreseeable prospect of ever paying off from this point forward.

  38. Shocking? No by Lawrence_Bird · · Score: 1

    I'm kind of at a loss - there is nothing new here. HEP has always been a case of large numbers of grad students and post docs working on the cheap at the accelerator labs. There might be a bit of surplus from a rush in the years leading up to the LHC startup after a lull while it was built - and certainly the more complex detectors require more staff. And the Tevatron is now closed, though that was wound down over a number of years. But I think if one could get the figures, the employment in HEP at both the labs and at universities (often times at both) has been more or less constant since the early 1980s. And many of the grad students only work in the HEP field for a small time, leaving for related disciplines or someting at a tangent, like Wall St.

    Finally, any one at entry level in HEP with the thought of making it their eventual career who has not considered at least one or two alternatives to fall back upon really has done themself a great diservice and clearly has not really looked at the history of supply/demand in the field. Sorry, I just can't drum up sympathy for this group.

  39. where are they? by 0111+1110 · · Score: 1

    I wish I knew where all of these out of work physicists are. I need one to design a klystron or gyrotron for me.

    --
    Quite an experience to live in fear, isn't it? That's what it is to be a slave.
    1. Re:where are they? by PeterM+from+Berkeley · · Score: 1

      Oh? What're your requirements exactly?
      There are several US companies/gov't labs/universities/foreign companies that can do this.
      To name a few:
      1) Radio Science
      2) L3 (communications?)
      3) CPI (communications and power industries, i think)
      (on to labs.)
      4) Navy Research Lab
      5) Air Force Research Lab
      6) Possibly some DOE labs have people who could (Sandia, Los Alamos, not sure about Livermore)
      6a) Stanford Linear Accelerator lab (SLAC)
      (on to universities)
      7) MIT
      8) University of Michigan
      9) University of Maryland
      10) University of New Mexico
      (the Universities seem to have access to Russian talent that came here)
      10a) University of Californa, Davis
      on to foreign countries:
      11) E2V in Britain
      12) Probably some places in Germany and France (Heard of ITER? gyrotrons form the core of the strategy for heating that fusion plasma, these are at 130 to 170GHz I think)
      13) The Chinese are doing a LOT, both gov't and universities
      14) The Japanese are doing gyrotrons too for ITER

      ANYWAY, any of the above could do the job better than your unemployed particle physicists because they have designed tubes already.

      Best of luck,

      --PeterM

    2. Re:where are they? by 0111+1110 · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the suggestions, but how do I actually find someone willing to help me? Finding an L3 scientist would be the ultimate, but according to a dealer they wouldn't even sell me something off the shelf. Not that they really have anything that would meet my requirements.

      The requirements are 9-12 Ghz frequency (X band) with decent stability, long pulse ( 0.25 - 0.5 seconds), 350 kW minimum output power. Or alternatively short pulse with a 5 uS or greater pulse length with power output of at least 20 gigawatts. Whichever is easier or cheaper to design/build.

      For X band a sufficiently stable coaxial magnetron might suffice, but a klystron or gyrotron would be ideal. For a gyrotron, another frequency option would be 77-80 Ghz. I wouldn't be looking for someone to build one for me. Just to design one.

      --
      Quite an experience to live in fear, isn't it? That's what it is to be a slave.
    3. Re:where are they? by PeterM+from+Berkeley · · Score: 1

      Those are pretty steep requirements, and yeah, I don't know of anything off the shelf that meets your requirement, doesn't mean there isn't something though.

      Your 5uS pulse of >20GW alternative is well beyond anyone's state of the art. How much money you got anyway?

      Also, why won't L3 sell you anything? They don't have what you need, but they have close:

      So you pretty much need 175kW average power in X-band. Maybe you could pick one of the higher power of the X-band magnetrons here:
      http://www2.l-3com.com/edd/magnetrons_vsm.htm
      or here
      http://www2.l-3com.com/edd/magnetrons_cm.htm
      and modify it with heroic cooling to raise the duty cycle from .001 to something which works?

      Or is the moderate amount of noise you get from magnetrons too much for you?

      And actually I just peeked at L3's klystrons, how about the bottom one on this list?
      http://www2.l-3com.com/edd/magnetrons_vsm.htm

      Again, you'd have to cool it quite a bit to get your average power, and could you live with higher peak power and less pulse length?

      As for gyrotrons, CPI has built a CW gyotron at 95GHz that can do 100kW. It seems like they have some gyotrons that are pretty close to your 3rd alternate requirement, or won't they sell to you either?
      http://www.cpii.com/product.cfm/1/18/30

      What're you building anyway? (I mean, what's your application for the microwaves?)

    4. Re:where are they? by 0111+1110 · · Score: 1

      So you pretty much need 175kW average power in X-band.

      Actually I don't think the average power is really the limiting factor here. Rather I think it's the maximum pulse width before the device fails due to excess heat. I could wait minutes between pulses if necessary. But I'd prefer to keep the pauses under 30 seconds.

      Your 5uS pulse of >20GW alternative is well beyond anyone's state of the art. How much money you got anyway?

      Hehe. Yeah I think gigawatts is a bit too ambitious. But that means that I need long pulses, getting pretty close to CW. As far as a budget the answer is not nearly enough for an actual device, probably not even off the shelf, but maybe enough for some consulting time with an expert or even a fair price to have a physicist design one for me. The actual construction of the device would be a separate problem. The actual amount I have to throw at the problem is somewhere between a BMW and a small house.

      Also, why won't L3 sell you anything?

      Well I don't think it was that they wouldn't sell me anything per se. They just wouldn't sell me the PM-2000X 9.3 Ghz, 2 MW, 0.0002 duty cycle, 4 uS pulse width, coaxial magnetron that I was inquiring about at the time. I think they were only supposed to sell it to US government agencies or something like that. It was a couple of years ago when I last looked into it. Even if L3 would have sold that to me and even if I had had enough money that 0.0002 duty cycle and 4 uS maximum pulse length are big problems. If L3 could have increased the pulse length without destroying the device I'm assuming they would have done so. Its not actually the short pulse length that is the problem directly. It's the high bandwidth that results from it. Without gigawatts of output power the bandwidth kills the link budget.

      Maybe you could pick one of the higher power of the X-band magnetrons here:
      http://www2.l-3com.com/edd/magnetrons_vsm.htm
      or here
      http://www2.l-3com.com/edd/magnetrons_cm.htm
      and modify it with heroic cooling to raise the duty cycle from .001 to something which works?

      Well I did notice that most of those magnetrons are listed as only requiring air cooling. With water or liquid nitrogen/helium phase change cooling it might well be possible to increase the pulse length, but it's a risky endeavour due to the very high cost of the device. It may be possible for me to repair/modify the thing when I melt whatever melts at longer pulse lengths, but the whole device may need a complete redesign to reach the pulse lengths I need. I think only the coaxial magnetrons would have sufficient frequency stability. The L-4666 coaxial magnetron is rated for 350 kW. If it can do a 1/3 or 1/2 second pulse without melting down that means I could turn it on as often as every 8.5 minutes (for a 1/2 second pulse). That is if only the duty cycle matters and not the actual pulse length. I suspect that the actual data sheet will list a maximum pulse length that trumps the duty cycle. By going with water or phase change cooling I should be able to increase the pulse length but probably not to the near CW lengths I need. I'm going to try to get the data sheet for that though.

      Or is the moderate amount of noise you get from magnetrons too much for you?

      That's actually a possibility I hadn't considered. I was more worried about the frequency stability which for a standard magnetron would be more than enough to screw things up. A coaxial magnetron may be sufficiently stable however.

      And actually I just peeked at L3's klystrons, how about the bottom one on this list?
      http://www2.l-3com

      --
      Quite an experience to live in fear, isn't it? That's what it is to be a slave.
    5. Re:where are they? by PeterM+from+Berkeley · · Score: 1

      Hello,

          I think you're pretty much stuck with copper for your device due to the thermal load you're going to put on it, though this is just a guess. Your 2 minute+ rest between pulses may spare you that necessity, but I don't have a good feel for the thermal issues unfortunately. The key calculation to do is figure out if the RF and electron bombardment heat load melts anything or creates so much thermal stress that something breaks during your pulse.

          Frankly, I don't think your financial resource is adequate for designing a new tube, not at all, because after you designed it you'd then have to build it, and I think that'd cost you $30k minimum just to build the tube, forget about the power supplies, cathodes, etc. I think your best bet is to salvage a tube from a decomissioning accelerator and use that.

          Since your application smacks of communications, are you sure you can make do with an oscillator? Or were you planning to pulse it on and off like Morse code?

          Also, I do NOT think you can count on fixing a tube when you melt it. These tubes operate under vacuum and tearing it down and putting in new parts is going to be both slow and expensive, and you don't seem like you have the cash.

          We haven't previously spoken of the Russians, which is a mistake on my part. The Russians like to say they've done everything in vacuum tubes before the rest of the world thinks of it, and they're not entirely lying. They might well have a used tube sitting around somewhere that might SORT OF meet your requirement.

          I think in the end though, no matter what you do, you're going to have to compromise on your requirements a bit to get something affordable on your budget, either that or 10x your budget.

          There was some RF stuff being done in Brazil a long time ago, i think it was academic work, maybe you could talk to them and get a cheap piece of used equipment.....

          As for me, I guess "physicist" is pretty close.

      Good luck with your project!

      --PM

  40. Re:Funding pure research requires a wealthy societ by Kohath · · Score: 1

    My post wasn't about whose fault anything is. Saying "it's not my fault" doesn't make problems go away, nor does it make money appear. We have problems. Retirees are part of "we". Retirees should try to help solve the problems we have.

    To bring the discussion back on topic: retirees should try to help make their society wealthier if they want their society to be able to fund pure research. Retirees might want to try producing more or using up less.

  41. Re:Funding pure research requires a wealthy societ by Kohath · · Score: 1

    If you don't think labor costs are affected by taxation, you've never seen a paycheck.

    Besides that, you have a lot of complaints. Do you have any ideas?

  42. The trouble with man-power intensive projects.. by dbc · · Score: 1

    .. is that they can end up being successful, at which point they end.

    In the decades leading up to the Napoleonic wars, Great Brittian had a continously growing navy, They built ships at a crazy rate, and were very successful capturing enemy ships and re-flagging them as Brittish war ships. They took in huge numbers of young educated gentlemen as midshipmen, (at age 12 or so) who later became lieutenants, and the leading edge of that Ponzi scheme made it to Commander and Captain. Once made captain, they were tenured and moved up to flag-rank on a purely seniority basis.

    This was a great career as long as Napolean was around as a threat. But the day he was defeated, the whole Navy career Ponzi scheme came crashing down. The fleet shrank, so there were no posts. Admirals, competent or not, sane or not, hung onto their posts like grimm death. It about killed the navy. Many a bright lieutenant never saw blue water again, at least in a King's ship.

    So, anyway, we've seen this movie before. Too many Captains, not enough ships, is the same problem as too many PhD's, not enough gigantanic, multi-national particle accelerators.

  43. Unpossible by argStyopa · · Score: 1

    Wait, so you're saying that if I go into the rarified field of theoretical particle physics, it's going to be hard to find a job? Crazy! I'm going to change my degree to Historical Russian Literature, that's much more market-attractive in an everyday sense.

    --
    -Styopa
    1. Re:Unpossible by mysidia · · Score: 1

      Wait, so you're saying that if I go into the rarified field of theoretical particle physics, it's going to be hard to find a job? Crazy! I'm going to change my degree to Historical Russian Literature, that's much more market-attractive in an everyday sense.

      I think your earnings would be higher if you learned six or seven languages, and offered your services as a professional translator. This despite Google translate threatening to knock such folks out of a job.

  44. Re:Funding pure research requires a wealthy societ by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

    Oh come on. Labor costs have nothing to do with the taxes you see on a paycheck. Those are the taxes that the employee pays, not the employer.

    As far as ideas, sure, here's a few.

    How about fixing the minimum wage? The value of the minimum wage has not at all kept up with inflation. In countries like Australia it's at $15. Accounting for inflation the US min wage is half what it was when first introduced.

    A really stupid American idea is tying health care to employment. It should be a single payer system. The US cost per cap cost for health care is essentially twice that of any other nation because of the wasteful processes we have. Get rid of that cost and there will be far greater funds available for good old consumption.

    Another idea is to cut back on defense spending and use the money for infrastructure. Defense buys expensive toys that do little for employment or the economy while infrastructure would do a lot.

    Another is to cut the BS with education. We have large swaths of the population basically uneducated. If you want to cut regulations THAT'S the place.

    Congress seriously needs reform. They cater to much to entrenched interests. Term limits would be a huge step forward.

  45. 27 Years in Particle Physics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am 27 years into a high energy physics career and currently hold a research scientist position at a large state university that is a member of the ATLAS collaboration. My position is a a technical one involving detector simulation software for one of the ATLAS particle detectors and Grid computing. Along the way to where I am, I rented a house for half a year in De Soto Texas after accepting a position at the SSC which was promptly canceled the next month. I almost was forced out of the field at that point but my friends helped me greatly and it turned out that ATLAS was using the same kind of particle detectors that we had been developing for the SDC detector at SSC. I hung on. I have been paid more than enough to live a reasonable life style though far less than I would have been paid to be a quant or a commercial software developer. I had a lot of sleepless nights worrying about my support but in the end I was still there when the Higgs(-like) boson was discovered. Was all of the stress from being on a soft funded position worth it? To me you bet it was - I got to be part of one of the greatest intellectual achievements in human history. I was not a leader or a key player but I was there. Would everyone come to the conclusion? Of course not! I deal with an enormous number of unbelievably talented under grads, grads, and post docs and all of them are sweating the issues that Jim Austin so well crystallizes in this post. However, I guess that nearly all of them are proud to be part of the team drawn from all over the world that did this thing. As has happened several times in my career, this year my support was greatly reduced and I am scrambling for support and still working hard to support the continuing operation of ATLAS. It sucks but still I happy to go to work every day knowing that when I come home, I spent my day doing something meaningful that supports scientific research that will be part of human history instead of some sort of mathematics to make a buck. I fully realize that not everyone would be willing to make this compromise to be there when the discovery was made but I am sure glad I did. I hope that as many as possible of those very talented young people stay in the field. The world does not need more quants but understanding the basic principles of the universe is a truly worthwhile pursuit.

  46. Physicist - is another way of saying unemployed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This country wants cheap labor - not skilled scientists, the lies are told to keep grad-students (slaves) in the pipeline that work long hours for no wages. Then they graduate to a job at McDonald's. You are MUCH better off getting a BS and out - everything else is a waste of time, effort, and money.

  47. Re:Funding pure research requires a wealthy societ by Kohath · · Score: 1

    I like how you said "labor costs are not particularly affected by regulation" and then, in your very next post, you mention the minimum wage and health care, both of which are highly regulated and impose costs on employers for each employee hired.

    Oh come on. Labor costs have nothing to do with the taxes you see on a paycheck. Those are the taxes that the employee pays, not the employer.

    In addition to all the taxes deducted from the gross pay on a paycheck, employers in the US pay 6.2% FICA tax, 1.45% Medicare tax, FUTA tax, ACA tax for each employee with a health plan, ACA fines for each employee without a health plan, worker's comp, unemployment tax, and other local and state taxes like the Employment Training Tax in California. Employers also have lots of expensive rules to follow. Cutting some of these taxes and eliminating some of these rules would make it less costly (and therefore more profitable) to hire someone, with no change in the employee's gross or net pay. If we want more people hired, we might want to seriously think about it.

    Lots of the rest of your post is good.

    I'm not sure why you want to deny everyone who can't (or doesn't want to) do $15 worth of work in a hour the opportunity to earn a paycheck though. You might want to consider that some more. Every high school student n the country shouldn't be deprived of a job just because one person has a sob story about "How am I supposed to support my 3 kids on $8.75/hour?"

  48. SUCKERS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (*fellow loser with graduate degree in physics*)

    Shhhh! No tears! Only $oftware engineering, now! LOL!

    Ka-chinggggg!!!!

  49. The discipline is played out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can't find a single post that suggests the apparent lack of career opportunities means anything fundamental is going on in particle physics. I disagree: I think there is a fundamental issue, and it's quite simple. Particle physics appears to be played out. Nobody has discovered anything of fundamental significance in decades. Read Lee Smolin's book "The Trouble with Physics." It's years old now, and nothing has changed. The book details deep and fundamental questions that had been posed and well-understood for very, very long periods of time and bemoans the lack of progress. This has only gotten worse in the intervening 10 years or so. It's expensive to do experimental particle physics. So if 30 years go by with no fundamentally interesting results, people are going to stop funding it and use the money to fund something else. We're not talking about a "show results by next quarter" kind of mentality - don't even go there. We're talking about multiple decades of relatively unproductive but highly expensive research. These folks did string theory for an entire human generation and it came to nothing. Jeez. Move along. Nothing to see here.

    1. Re:The discipline is played out by Bob_Who · · Score: 1

      We're talking about multiple decades of relatively unproductive but highly expensive research. These folks did string theory for an entire human generation and it came to nothing. Jeez. Move along. Nothing to see here.

      Just because its not profitable and you can't find answers you expect when you want, it doesn't mean its a waste of time to the people most qualified to make that determination. It just means that human enterprise is currently driven by a system of values that affords us our current results. Perhaps that is why we have a world with 7 billion human beings and 1 billion jobs. It a crying shame that 6 billion qualified contributing members of humanity must just "move along" just because there is no money available to keep them working at Walmat. Since when did money become the prerequisite value of human existence and purpose? What a sad state of human accomplishment, after all. Bacteria seem wiser.

  50. Hardly news... by tgv · · Score: 1

    This is hardly news. It has been going on for at least 20 years now, in all fields of science, at least where I live.

    Up until the 70s, early 80s, universities had ample funding and a growing number of students, and could uptake quite a few of their grads to fulfill the needed associate professorships. Now, funding is down, the student population is more or less stabilized, and university councils prefer to have one or two professors managing and planning, while PhDs and postdocs teach and do the bulk of the research. When a PhD or a postdoc fails to apply for Yet Another Grant, (s)he has to go. When a postdoc gets enough grants, projects, etc., (s)he might get onto a tenure track. It also helps when the postdoc's supervising professor has a certain status.

    Universities are like Napoleon: they don't want any general, they want the lucky ones.

  51. Not specific to particle physics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What is being described here is merely the normal situation in almost all of academia. A dedicated and productive professor can churn out 1 or more PhD students per year, while certainly a PhD student per 3 years is easy to do. A professorship lasts on average, say, 30 years. that means there will be 10 to 30 PhDs per professor position. Every one of those PhDs is competing with his extremely qualified, smart and competent fellow PhDs, making for an impossible job market. The only way to have a reasonable job market in academia is during periods of growth, where new professor positions are added. During periods of decreasing funding, such as these days with the poor economy, things get even worse. It's got nothing to do with particle physics in particular.

    This is all an inevitable consequence of the fact that each professor position can churn out a new person per year who wants a professorship too. The horrible academic job market then, also inevitably, lead to working conditions and salaries that are very poor compared to the level of qualifications needed. The people who luck out and become professors usually really want to do research, but they often find that their schedules have been packed with 40 hours of teaching and administrative duties - churning out those PhDs and other students take a lot of effort. So they worked very hard to do research and then, in effect, they only get to do that research in their free time. In this way, most professorship positions aren't really even research positions at all.

    In short, if you are getting a PhD to have a successful research scientist career as a professor, your plans are not much more realistic than having a plan to be a successful movie star. You must have a plan B. If you plan things right, you'll have a fallback position in some part of industry where people like you are highly in demand, and then you'll have a very pleasant surprise when you transition from looking for academic jobs to looking for industry jobs. I certainly did. I tripled my salary as well.

  52. Here's a radical idea by cyber-vandal · · Score: 1

    Instead of spending trillions on pointless wars how about we divert some of that vast waste to employing these people to come up with improvements to society such as getting a working fusion reactor. I can't believe that the deaths of millions and the immense cost is never on the radar but scientists doing work that is unprofitable now catches hell from the commentators for "waste of taxpayer dollars/euros/pounds".

  53. Popularising Science by Ottibus · · Score: 2

    There is an idea that popularising particle physics and astronomy encourages young people to be interested in careers in science. What it actually does is encourage young people to be interested in careers in particle physics and astronomy. The result is a glut of specialists in those particular areas while other disciplines are starved of good people. Those offering posts in other areas of physics find it hard to get good candidates in their field and sometimes have to hire and re-train specialists from these popular areas (if they are prepared to take the job in the first place).

  54. Transferable Skills by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some of these PHDs must have interesting transferable skills.

    The huge amount of data pumped out of the LHC requires some pretty heavy duty data collection, storage and processing to get at it. And in the world of exadata some of those skills should be transferable.

    Of course there is the instrument design aspects that have applications outside high energy physics.

    And finally there is just the high level maths skills that will get you can apply in lots of jobs.

  55. Beware the Profzi Scheme by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it is pure manipulative applied organisatinal psychology and management to minimise costs (young famililess people are without pension plans are far cheaper):

    This policy, which leaves the staff member in the unknown for almost five years concerning the possibility of obtaining an IC, ensures too great a flexibility to the Organization and imposes too much precariousness and insecurity on the staff.

    http://staff-association.web.cern.ch/content/unsatisfactory-contract-policy

    But as others have pointed out, it is scamming the young from the beginning, has nothing to do with your scientific skills:

    "How should we make it attractive for them [young people] to spend 5,6,7 years in our field, be satisfied, learn about excitement, but finally be qualified to find other possibilities?" -- H. Schopper

    And no, these skills are not transferable: when you get your "new possibilitiy", you start from scratch, as a novice. You might as well invest your youth in the "other possibility" to begin with.

    PHD Comics: Beware the Profzi Scheme: http://www.phdcomics.com/comics/archive.php?comicid=1144

  56. Re:Funding pure research requires a wealthy societ by khallow · · Score: 1

    Labor costs are not particularly affected by regulation and liability. Nor are they affected by taxation.

    US workers are roughly 7% more expensive to employers because of Social Security taxes that the employers pay directly to Uncle Sam. As to the other usual income taxes, if those went down, the benefit would be shared between employer and employee because employment is a competitive market.

    Labor costs are not particularly affected by regulation and liability.

    Except that those things cost a lot especially for a small business. Even when regulation doesn't apply directly to labor, it can still cost money and hence, steal funds that a business could have used to employ people instead.

    And there are a bunch of developed world government policies that deliberately constrict labor force participation. For example, in the US, we have subsidized student loans (encouraging people to go to school rather than get a job), prison (highest incarceration rates in the developed world), indefinite unemployment insurance payouts, disability, and Social Security payments (encouraging people to retire at a fixed age).

    That results in lower supply of labor and higher costs for who does get hired. It also means yet another considerable incentive for US businesses to find ways to avoid employing people.

    And all along you've been ignoring the elephant in the room, cheap global labor. Even with the relative decline in real wages of the developed world versus the developing world, it remains that a lot of jobs don't make sense to do in the developed world. If your labor is the sole source of your wealth and its value declines because there's so much more of it, then you will see a decline in your wealth.

    Lots of people are employed. They just aren't getting employed in the developed world.

    Unemployed people consume lots less than employed people.

    [...]

    Until the consumer class starts growing again demand will stay low and along with it labor force participation.

    Wealth is not consumption. Short term economic activity need not lead to long term economic growth. We don't need a "consumer class", much less a growing one.

  57. Re:Funding pure research requires a wealthy societ by khallow · · Score: 1

    How about fixing the minimum wage? The value of the minimum wage has not at all kept up with inflation. In countries like Australia it's at $15. Accounting for inflation the US min wage is half what it was when first introduced.

    So we "fix" labor issues by making it even more expensive to employ people? The problem with your proposal is that it fixes minimum wage in the wrong direction. Low labor force participation means we need to lower minimum wage not raise it.

  58. Laugh by koan · · Score: 1

    "The World needs ditch diggers too"

    --
    "If any question why we died, Tell them because our fathers lied."
  59. Depends by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 3, Informative

    I've noted that here in Canada. In fact the engineers have managed to set up their own medieval guild structure so that, by law, you cannot have a physicist do certain jobs which they are more qualified to do than engineers e.g. teach physics! At one point they were even trying to get laws passed so that only engineers could work in any team designing ANY electronic circuit - fortunately that failed.

    However if you get away from the pure engineering jobs and start to look at R&D or even in finance and you'll see lots of physicists. The data mining you do for particle physics coupled with the logical investigative/inference skills and a good understanding of large computer systems is extremely useful for mining financial data and making predictions. I know many colleagues who have left particle physics for the finance sector. Likewise R&D often requires that you know how things work which is where physicists often have the edge on engineers - although you'll undoubtedly be work with engineers to build things. This is a very similar model to physics research and again I've seen many colleagues take this route too. While the job crunch in particle physics is very severe at the moment if you look at the overall employment rate of physicists it is extremely high partly because a physics degree is so flexible.

  60. I think I can solve this... by hyades1 · · Score: 1

    First, take all the unemployed grads and divide them into two teams. Then, rent an Olympic track. Start the two teams running in opposite directions around the track, with one team taking the inside lanes and one team taking the outside ones. Half way through the race, you make them change from outside to inside and vice versa right at the start/finish line.

    The results should produce interesting, previously-unknown kinds of employees, perhaps with unusual or exotic skills.

    Just a thought...

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  61. Re:Funding pure research requires a wealthy societ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not a surprise that there's little money, the problem is that the postdoc to potential permanent position ratio is dramatically large (also for Ph.D. to postdoc, but it's not clear what proportion of the Ph.D. students actually plan/want to stay in Physics; most postdocs probably do). The way the small amount of money is spent right now may actually be best for science (most manpower), but isn't a good deal for the postdocs. This should, at the very least, be made clearer to them. A better solution would be to close the door early, and have a saner ratio.

    Full disclosure: not a bitter postdoc, I made it to a (assistant) Professorship, then decided to leave for industry.

  62. It has always been like that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If one pays any attention to demographics, then it is apparent that it is plain impossible that all PhD are employed in academics. Some have to go somewhere else.
    Second, many new scientific discovery are made in such ultra advanced labs. For example Monte Carlo methods were invented for the H bomb. In order for those to diffuse in the rest of society, some of the students have to go somewhere else. Seminars or books are hardly sufficient. Of course, it is sad to see so many physicists going to Wall Street, but that merely reflects the priorities of our society.
    The real problem (pointed out by the article) is the expectations of the student and what he was promised by his advisor. Employement in academia tends to evolve by waves and generations having good prospects tend to misunderstand completely newer generations. But that is not specific to academia.

  63. No guts. No glory. by govett · · Score: 1

    Still think it was a good idea for Congress to cancel the Superconducting Supercollider?

    1. Re:No guts. No glory. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, the question should be, "Still think it was a good idea for Congress to force the SSC to be built in Texas instead of at Fermilab?" Once that decision was made, the decision to cancel SSC had a lot of support from physicists, because it was a massive sink of money. Of course it would have been useful if built, but that was such an inefficient path to such an outcome.

  64. Re:Funding pure research requires a wealthy societ by Blaskowicz · · Score: 1

    Such a low wage would be unacceptable unless you supplement it with welfare, $1000 per month no string attached would be about decent if you want people to live in a society with no minimum wage, fire at will etc. ; don't forget the Medicare equivalent, too.

  65. Re:Funding pure research requires a wealthy societ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are you the fucktard willing to work for peanuts, or the hypocrite suggesting everyone else should?

  66. Re:Funding pure research requires a wealthy societ by khallow · · Score: 1

    Such a low wage would be unacceptable unless you supplement it with welfare

    While I'm willing to accept some degree of welfare, it's worth noting that what is unacceptable now will probably become acceptable in the next few decades unless something is done to reverse this ongoing decline.

    Your $1000 per month welfare supplement, no strings attached over 310 million people (the population of the US) is roughly 3.8 trillion dollars of welfare a year - more than the US currently spends on everything including mandatory spending.

    Who is paying for that? Even if we throw away everything else, we still need to come up with about 1.3-1.4 trillion US to make up that shortfall (on 2012 tax revenue of roughly 2.45 trillion). That's more than a 50% increase over current federal taxes, including every way they gather income. That's also almost a quarter of GDP. I don't think it's remotely sustainable.

    And now you've redirected even more revenue away from the people who employ other people and given it to people who don't do those things.

  67. Re:Funding pure research requires a wealthy societ by khallow · · Score: 1

    Well, I'm not asking dishonest loaded questions. That's good enough for me.

  68. Nothing new. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The situation in particle physics is nothing new. When I finished my PhD in 1996, the situation was exactly the same, though I was lucky enough to land a post doctoral position at SLAC. The competition is, of course, much worse when you start looking at faculty jobs. I gave up and went to Silicon Valley.

    The comments that people have made about companies not wanting to hire particle physicists are just wrong. Particle physicists bring many skills to the table, depending on the background of the individual. Analytical skills and error analysis are places where physicists are often much superior to engineers. In my case, I also had a strong background in embedded software, which helped me a great deal in finding jobs.