British TV Show 'Blackout' Triggers Online LOLs
judgecorp writes "Britain's Channel 4 screened Blackout, a drama about a cyber-attack which crashes the national power grid. The show was silly enough, with a strong message about the dangers of lighting candles in such a situation, but the Twitter responses were even better. The show terrified some viewers who apparently didn't realise that their TV screen was powered by the grid."
don't put power grids on the open internet. DUH.
The show terrified some viewers who apparently didn't realise that their TV screen was powered by the grid.
But... I have my own wind-power facility, you insensitive clod!
If Pandora's box is destined to be opened, *I* want to be the one to open it.
In the eighties the BBC had http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Threads. It's on youtube, you won't enjoy it.
Can't live with them.
And they scream too loud when you feed them to the chipper-shredder.
Chas - The one, the only.
THANK GOD!!!
Thank God for morons. I needed a laugh!
The show terrified some viewers who apparently didn't realise that their TV screen was powered by the grid.
A friend of mine was getting ready to get in his car one day and noticed the neighbor woman was having an issue with her car. He stopped over and asked what was wrong and she said it wasn't doing anything when she turned the key. He tried and noticed she didn't have any dash lights or anything and explained that it may have been a dead battery. She said to him "I thought cars ran on gasoline?"
Of course they're humorless. They would much rather have humour.
Can somebody tell me why this submission should even be on Slashdot?
It'd be one thing if this had to do with an actual blackout, and the technological aspects of it. But this submission has absolutely nothing to do with that. It's about people reacting to a work of fiction. That's it. Nothing more.
The reactions mentioned in the article aren't interesting or insightful, and they aren't even funny.
Seriously, this is the kind of useless material I'd expect to be subjected to if I were in a goddamn college film studies course. This is not "news for nerds", this is not "stuff that matters", and it should not be wasting space here on Slashdot. Give us something actually related to computers, mathematics, science, or technology, damn it!
That'll get their attention.
Oliver's law of assumed responsibility: If you're seen fixing it, you will be blamed for breaking it.
The show terrified some viewers who apparently didn't realise that their TV screen was powered by the grid."
And ... these people vote .... usually for whomever tells the sweetest lies.
Agent K: A *person* is smart. People are dumb, stupid, panicky animals, and you know it.
You need to adjust the time scale a bit - the drama showed the near-collapse of civilisation taking a matter of days.
And here come spoilers:
- One of the things I liked was the show of futility at the end. One of the characters, desperate for food and water for his child, resorts to looting a shop. He films and inventories everything, intending to repay once the crisis is over. Instead he finds another survivor huddling inside, one even more desperate and terrified than he is, who immediately goes into a confused panic and beats him to death - not because this unexpected lurker is trying to steal food himself, but because he is startled, paranoid and on a hair-trigger after the few days of hell he has just endured. The final shot of the scene is of the attacker's face as he realizes what he just did.
- The survival enthusiast, a prepper who treats the whole event with glee that his precautions were proven worthwhile, starts out by stockpiling water and checking food reserves - confident that he is ready. The drama here comes not from the survival efforts he takes, but how his family handle them. He's been irritating them for years with his 'freakish' behavior of keeping stockpiles, asking to move to the country and insisting on teaching them how to purify dirty water, and now he has a chance to shine. But far from becoming the hero he envisioned, his wife craves normalcy so much she can't stand his infuriating cheerfulness and efforts to help. She rejects all of his advice out of hand, tearing the family apart as all rationality is lost - even accusing him of poisoning their daughter with his home-sterilized water, and just shouting over him he explains he hasn't even opened that bottle yet. That's a family fight done well: There are two sides to the argument, and each one is incapable of even understanding why the other is upset.
This isn't a drama about the power cut. That's just a device. This is a drama about urban populations in crisis conditions, and it would be valid no matter what the crisis is - power cut, flooding, riots, collapse of government, even prolonged heavy snow. It's a story of human nature as sociary crumbles: Desperate, often irrational, the facade of morality gradually giving way to the simple instinctive need to protect one's self and one's family no matter the cost to others.
by day 3 we will be living on dog food and gangs roam the neighbourhood looking for generators in peoples sheds
no facebk is srs bizniz
Our humour is different from your humor.
A lot of it is based around deliberate understatement and irony.
...does not count as journalism. Just watch the BBC to see this confirmed.
But is it news for nerds? Really? Do you really think most of these comments are not sarcastic?
Great warrior...hrmph! Wars not make one great.
Think about how dumb the average person is. Then realize that half the population is dumber than that.
---- The above post was generated by the Turing Institute. Maybe.
The show terrified some viewers who apparently didn't realise that their TV screen was powered by the grid.
~sigh~
Python: 'And then suddenly you have a language which says "we're all stuck with whatever the whiniest coder wants".'
If the grid goes down, so do the cell towers. I didn't see the show but I'm guessing that mobile phones worked despite the blackout.
I don't really get what's happening here: so there was some British TV show and a bunch of people tweeted about it... and then what? Or is this supposed to be some kind tongue in cheek bit?
I, for one, am looking forward to the inevitable
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Al right, joke's on us. I just read the /. submission title again:
"British TV Show 'Blackout' Triggers Online LOLs"
STOP THE PRESSES! SOME SHOW TRIGGERS LOLS!! I can see timothy scrambling like a madman to get this thread out of the submission queue and onto the front page. This in the running for the most ridiculous title I've ever seen here, even worse then the gloriously daft "OMG PONIES LOL!!!"
I, for one, am looking forward to the inevitable
And ... these people vote .... usually for whomever tells the sweetest lies.
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/who_vs_whom
Him tells lies? No. :)
He tells lies? Yes! Use who
And ... these people vote .... usually for whoever tells the sweetest lies.
There, FTFY.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blackout_(broadcasting)
You mean popular US shows like "the office" and "shameless" which are British knockoffs?
Watch US Office season 1 and UK season 1. They drifted apart later, but the first few episodes are probably off the same script.
Some shows are terrible, but some are actually pretty good.
Never use 'whom'. Simple rule that guarantees correct American English.
John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
This is a drama about urban populations in crisis conditions, and it would be valid no matter what the crisis is - power cut, flooding, riots, collapse of government, even prolonged heavy snow. It's a story of human nature as sociary crumbles: Desperate, often irrational, the facade of morality gradually giving way to the simple instinctive need to protect one's self and one's family no matter the cost to others.
To state the obvious - It's fiction. Most people don't act that way.
See New Orleans during Katrina - or any other natural disaster or big power outages. Most people act civil and help one another out. Sure, there are a very small minority of people who will resort to acting like animals: looting, shooting at police helicopters, and other despicable behavior. But overall, all the millions of people who were effected acted like civilized human beings - nothing exciting.
Having people being rational doesn't make for good TV.
Fran sez : fire BAD!
There's an American show called Blackout from 2012 where they take people extremely likely to freak out, put them in a pitch black room, and have them touch random things or find things or whatever. It has fake (and real) spiders and dogs and people and slime and is generally completely hilarious. It's all a game show so naturally it's timed and the fastest person wins.
It wasn't just LOL, it was "Online LOL(s)" (and they were more than one). That's why you received down votes. Pay attention to the full word and plurals next time!
What's the meaning of "Online LOLs" by the way? Am I supposed to know?
From whom did you get that advice? ;-)
There's an infinite number of ways in which American English can be done wrong without the use of the word whom.
Lost at C:>. Found at C.
AC must be fat imperial fucker. Oh wait, no, that would require Britain to still be an empire. Maybe just a fat fucker.
Anyone read Hyundai's tweet? That's not far off, Hyundai. Last time the power was out for 3 days here due to a tornado, we hooked an 800W inverter up to our Chevy S10 and idled it like a generator for at least 20 hours to power our retail computers. Really, it can be any brand car though, lol. Generator = $a lot High wattage inverter = $100-ish USD + car you already have Also, 16 gallon gas tank in the car. What's up now, generator sellers? Lol.
Online Leagues of Legend, perhaps?
Defending IP by destroying access to it? That makes sense, RIAA/MPAA. Go to the corner until you can play nice!
Never use 'whom'. Simple rule that guarantees correct American English.
Currently listening to: Metallica_-_For_<this_space_intentionally_left_blank>_The_Bell_Tolls.flac.
What? Ponies? Where?
maybe your imaginary friend Jeebuzz and his angels will tell you Americans what Always happen to empires including yours.
Never use 'whom'. Simple rule that guarantees correct American English.
You and the guy who modded your offtopic, incorrect comment "insightful" should sue your educators for malpractice. "Who" vs "Whom" is simple: he who, him whom.
"Who did you get that from?"
"From whom did you get that?"
"From who did you get that" is NOT correct English in any English speaking country. Note that written English "ain't nothin' like talkin'".
Free Martian Whores!
...Orson Wells reference. Just sayin'.
I hope they lose that lawsuit
fuck is it September again?!
/. was ahead of the curve...
this one time,
The US has been doing this for years, just look at "Three's Company" and "Man about the House."
Even full automation would probably not be an issue if the control systems were heavily firewalled - i.e. no sort of network link, just a single unsigned number delivered via parallel port that indicates desired power output. No buffers to overrun, no data structures to exploit, just a single N-bit desired power indicator that gets read at regular intervals. Couple that with a post-firewall automated sanity check that requires human confirmation for any abnormal behaviors and you're pretty solidly insulated while having millisecond response times to normal load balancing commands.
--- Most topics have many sides worth arguing, allow me to take one opposite you.
That may be a difference between the Rousseau loving Americans and the civilization inclined EU. A prevailing attitude in Europe is with a decline of civilization, government, and social order, people will turn to animalistic barbarism within days. Americans feel the same way about Socialism.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oHw6niE9e8
Next they'll be trying to convince us that everybody's communications needs to be intercepted at all times and stored in perpetuity in order to protect us from turrist attacks.
In the early nineties, the BBC did a mockumentary on Hallwoeen night which had a similar effect with viewers that this show had:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghostwatch
It would have been interested to see the Twitter messages if that show was shown now.
"Who" is for subjects. "Whom" is for objects. In this case, "whomever" is the object. You vote "for him" not "for he."
:)
Have a nice day
When the banking crisis hit, rumours were that ATMs could be turned off. and bank cards declined.
People with no cash get desperate very quickly
"Who(m)ever" is the subject of the subordinate clause which acts in its entirety as the object of the preposition preceding it.
Have a nice day :)
It is correct English. Times have changed, friend.
"viewers who apparently didn't realise that their TV screen was powered by the grid."
I have my TV plugged into the same UPS that the cable box/DVR uses - modern LED screens don't use a lot of power.
And who uses candles for emergency illumination these days? LED flashlights are cheap, small and powerful, the only time I don't have one on me is when I am in the shower.
So understated that discovering the joke takes tremendous effort, at which point the reader is too tired to laugh.
Well, I'd say that "From who did you get that?" is still wrong, even with "whom" becoming less used. But "Who did you get that from?" -- which is the more-likely alternative -- sounds ok, vs "Whom did you get that from?", which I'd never say. (Which all runs into "don't end a sentence with a preposition", but that's another -- but related -- matter,)
Now we just need people to realize that power can be generated in other ways then fossil fuel or nuclear power.
We literally need to take back the power from the power companies.
First and foremost I believe that every person on this planet has the right to electrical power.
For this reason any use of patented technology for the sake of generating power should be open en free to everyone.
There are so many technologies with so much promise that are currently being held and exploited by corporations trough patents and unless you make a stand not only will they just happily trample over us having the power to shut us down unless you pay their ridiculous prices but unless we have the capability to generate and distribute our own power an total blackout is not just a possibility, it's a disaster waiting to happen.
The project taking shape in Colorado is a good example of some major steps forwards in bringing back the control to the people: http://neweracolorado.org/
>The show terrified some viewers who apparently didn't realise that their TV screen was powered by the grid."
I knew the British were dumb, but wow.