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Former DHS Official Blames Privacy Advocates For TSA's Aggressive Procedures

colinneagle writes with an interesting excerpt from Senate testimony offered yesterday, on the 12th anniversary of the 9/11 attacks, from Stewart Baker. Baker formerly served as DHS Assistant Secretary and NSA General Counsel, and gave his opinion on the source of the real problems within the TSA, opining: "Unlike border officials, though, TSA ended up taking more time to inspect everyone, treating all travelers as potential terrorists, and subjecting many to whole-body imaging and enhanced pat-downs. We can't blame TSA for this wrong turn, though. Privacy lobbies persuaded Congress that TSA couldn't be trusted with data about the travelers it was screening. With no information about travelers, TSA had no choice but to treat them all alike, sending us down a long blind alley that has inconvenienced billions."

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  1. Sounds like the lesser of two evils by h4rr4r · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Sounds like the lesser of two evils to me. If you really think they would not have done both keeping data and the enhanced pat downs I have a bridge to sell you in New York. Slightly used.

    1. Re:Sounds like the lesser of two evils by mellon · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Furthermore, what the hell are they talking about anyway? Are they not aware of the TSA Secure Flight program? The no fly lists? Etc? You can't get anywhere near a commercial flight without the TSA knowing everything including your shoe size.

    2. Re:Sounds like the lesser of two evils by Hatta · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The TSA had two choices. Treat them all alike and respect their Constitutional rights, or treat them all alike and ignore their Constitutional rights. The TSA chose the latter, and everyone involved with it deserves prosecution for deprivation of rights under color of law.

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    3. Re:Sounds like the lesser of two evils by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      If the TSA gets direct access to the NSA's data, your average TSA grunt will read his girlfriend's email and find out that yes, she has been cheating on him. He will then get out of his dead-end relationship, pick himself up and get out more, meet new people, and have more sex. Once his sexual frustration is gone, he won't have to take his frustration out on travellers by harassing them and thrashing their luggage.
      The question we should be asking is, why does the EFF hate our luggage?

    4. Re:Sounds like the lesser of two evils by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Or how about recognizing that the locked cockpit door, and widespread public knowledge of the outcome of 9-11, are all that's really important to secure our air travel from 99.9999% of potential threats, acknowledge that all the rest is just Security Theater, and just let us on our way. That isn't as lucrative for business or expansive for government, though.

    5. Re:Sounds like the lesser of two evils by AlphaWoIf_HK · · Score: 2

      Or we could just get rid of the TSA; that would solve the problem quite nicely.

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  2. bizaro universe by dissy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yes, I was punching, kicking, and otherwise beating the crap out of this random person.
    It was the fact they put their arms up to shield their face that resulted in such a horrible beating. I bare no fault what so ever for his actions which, despite being performed after I started the beating, are still somehow the reason for the beating.

    1. Re:bizaro universe by Jason+Levine · · Score: 5, Informative

      It was the fact they put their arms up to shield their face that resulted in such a horrible beating

      You say this as a funny comment, but I've been told this seriously. Back in the second grade, my son was in lining up for an assembly (about bullying, ironically) when one kid (a known trouble-maker) started jumping forward in line. My son is sensitive about his personal space so when the kid jumped in front of him, my son put his arms up to protect his face. The kid hit my son hard in the stomach. Hard enough to send him to the nurse with bruises.

      I had a meeting with the principal and teachers about it. After first denying anyone saw what happened, they then told me that my son started it by raising his hands. When they moved from that to "your son's not the TYPE to be bullied" (their exact wording), I ended the meeting and my wife came to bring my son home. We pulled him out of school and went to the superintendent to change schools since we didn't feel he was safe there.

      Blaming the victim, sadly, is something that many people engage in instead of taking responsibility for their actions.

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    2. Re:bizaro universe by CanHasDIY · · Score: 5, Insightful

      A buddy of mine was just telling me last week that his 3rd grade daughter was suspended for defending herself against a known bully; the school's rationale? She had a conversation with the bully once before, which in their eyes counts as a willing confrontation.

      I wonder, sometimes, how much more fucked up these policies can get before the pendulum swings in the other direction.

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    3. Re:bizaro universe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I wonder, sometimes, how much more fucked up these policies can get before the pendulum swings in the other direction.

      There's no pendulum. That was the unofficial policy when I was a kid. You let the bullies bully you. If you stood up to them, you created the problem for the teacher, bus driver, etc. You will be punished for standing up to a bully, because without that there wouldn't be a visible problem. Reporting bullying was even worse. I've never heard of this being any different, so I don't think the pendulum is swinging.

    4. Re:bizaro universe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Daughter, First Grade. Hit a biter after he drew blood on her and told him "BITING HURTS TOO BUT YOU KEEP DOING IT" while showing her leg when he ran to the teacher.

      She was suspended for three days [of snacks and videogames I assure you] and I had to explain to her that sometimes very bad people are in charge, so doing a good thing makes them want to punish you.

      Vice-principal wasn't too happy about the explanation being done in front of the teacher and the little bastard's parents, but we'll see about changing schools next year.

    5. Re:bizaro universe by gagol · · Score: 2

      Not my policy, I (the whole school) had a bully gang when I was in 7th and 8th grade. It stoped when I beat the hell out of a one of them, like we did not see hom for the rest of the year. It worked, the school was sane after that. He did not suspect a geek would practice martial arts. The trick is to be so violent, no one would rat you out.

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    6. Re:bizaro universe by XcepticZP · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Call me weird, but your story reminds me a whole lot of this talk of gun registration and the subsequent disarming of the public that so many call for. Bullies play by their rules, and you're stuck with gimped rules to defend yourself with against them. Leaving you only one recourse, to cry for help. But what happens when no one comes which is so often the case?

    7. Re:bizaro universe by Jason+Levine · · Score: 2

      Violence didn't end bullying for me. I was bullied a lot from elementary school through high school. One time, a big bully of mine and I got in a fight to a draw (until a teacher stopped us). He kept tormenting me. Another time, I clothes-lined a kid. (Think those wrestling moves where you grab his arm, pull him towards you, and then knock him to the floor with your arm... only I pushed him a few feet back and into some desks.) That kid stopped but others picked up the slack. Finally, in high school, a pack of kids would follow me around and torment me in any way they could. Individually, they left me alone (perhaps knowing that I could take any ONE of them but not the whole group). Had I fought them, I would have been beaten up and still bullied. That ended when my friend talked with them and told them how it was hurting me. (I was becoming seriously paranoid. I was convinced that any laughter was directed at me. A little push in the wrong direction and I could have been one of those kids who went on a massacre and/or killed himself to escape the torment.) They thought they were "just having fun" and stopped.

      There are many ways of stopping bullies. No one method works in all situations, A method that solves it in one situation can be ineffective or even make it worse in another one.

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  3. Brilliant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What a strategy. Want to curtail both privacy and freedom? Set up a a blackmail scheme where you pit one against the other.

    1. Re:Brilliant by intermodal · · Score: 2

      I'm sure glad I'm not falling for the false dilemma. But I'm also not pleased that my fellow countrymen almost definitely will. But in decreasing numbers.

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  4. And the bully said... by jd2112 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's not my fault I beat you up. If you had just given me your lunch money you wouldn't have a black eye.

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    1. Re:And the bully said... by rickb928 · · Score: 2

      So you're going to bully jd2112 into changing their sig? Are you even reading this crap?

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  5. a no win situation. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    dhs was created and given the impossible job of keeping everyone safe all the time.

    if someone gets killed then dhs will be the scapegoat in endless congressional hearings.

    what did we expect DHS and the TSA would do? i personally expect them to freak-the-fuck-out and go crazy with the aggressive techniques.

    the public bitches no matter what.

    1. Re:a no win situation. by shentino · · Score: 2

      The blame belongs first and foremost at the feet of "our" congress critters for making perfection in security a mission in the first place.

      The TSA is complicit however and shares the blame, due to the very same principle that allows the feds themselves to bust co-conspirators for aiding and abetting.

    2. Re:a no win situation. by hedwards · · Score: 2

      No, the DHS was given the job of deciding what threats are out there and protecting us against them.

      Of course they're going to see threats everywhere, that's how they justify getting more and more funding. And it will remain a problem as long as they're responsible for both.

    3. Re:a no win situation. by AcidPenguin9873 · · Score: 2

      I don't think you know how government works.

      Constitutional rights themselves do not directly prescribe a specific method of governance. A constitution establishes a government and provides a framework for the government to operate in. The people (or their elected representatives) then decide what specific things the government should do within that framework. Public safety as a generality clearly falls within the bounds of that framework. The specific manner in which it is implemented is certainly up for debate and constitutional test against the other constitutional rights, but you can't make the argument that it's not the government's job to provide for public safety (which is a public good). Well, you can argue that, but for your argument to have any merit you would have to believe that Somalia is a better model for public safety than the U.S. (where instead of government, local warlords are in charge of public safety).

      The entire foundation upon which government rests is the voluntary giving up of certain individual rights, property, and/or money in exchange for the common good. The common good includes public safety. Public safety is certainly allowed and even promoted in the framework set up by the U.S. constitution.

  6. blame equality by magarity · · Score: 2

    I blame the mentality that profiling is some horrible crime, therefore everyone must be overly searched.

    1. Re:blame equality by roc97007 · · Score: 2

      I blame the mentality that profiling is some horrible crime, therefore everyone must be overly searched.

      I see over-searching as a punishment for resisting profiling. That might be the same thing as you said.

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    2. Re:blame equality by h4rr4r · · Score: 2

      If you do that any bad actors will simply use those who do not fit your profile. See how silly you are being?

    3. Re:blame equality by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 3, Funny

      If you do that any bad actors will simply use those who do not fit your profile. See how silly you are being?

      I assure you that he won't see that. I checked his profile.

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    4. Re:blame equality by Hatta · · Score: 2

      You only say that because you are not the subject of profiling. If you were regularly harassed for no reason other than the color of your skin, or your country of origin, you'd understand why profiling is a horrible crime. It's directly contrary to the presumption of innocense on which any actual justice system must be founded.

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    5. Re:blame equality by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 2

      Racial profiling works well because believe it or not, terrorists are often from countries...

      You have confused "race" with "national origin".

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    6. Re:blame equality by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 2

      It seems to me that the problem is the brown-skinned people, Arabic-speaking people, or whatever group that hates us. We hate them because they acted on their hate. They hate that too.

      Brown-skinned people do not universally hate America. Arab people do not universally hate America. If that is not clear to you, take a look at the enormous number of brown-skinned and Arab people who have immigrated to this country. Many of those people came here to escape the kind of people who attacked us. Many came here to escape persecution and corruption by their government. What do you think happens when they give up their old lives to come here, then face constant suspicion and harassment by the government?

      It is no wonder the CIA has trouble finding Arabic and Farsi speakers. We are shooting ourselves in the foot, and we are doing so for no reason other than a popular belief that Muslims, Seikhs, Hindus, and anyone with brown skin must be connected to terrorists. In other words, outright stupidity.

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  7. I am sorry I you raped me by 1_brown_mouse · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It was all my fault for standing in line. Being there.

    Won't happen again.

    1. Re:I am sorry I you raped me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I hear ya. Our family doesn't travel to the US anymore. I hear what the american gov does to their own people; I sure the hell aren't going to give them a chane to pull that crap on my kids.

  8. Re:ITT: rape victims are responsible by roc97007 · · Score: 2

    Them females showing their ankles, that's begging for rape.

    In this case, it would be blamed on inadvertently showing their ankles while the rape was occurring.

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  9. Accountability by LeifOfLiberty · · Score: 5, Insightful

    No, the problem with the TSA is that they exist in the first place. Airlines should be responsible for ensuring their flights are safe. When airlines handle safety they can be held accountable if they do it poorly or they mistreat their customers. The TSA can clearly never be held accountable for anything.

    1. Re:Accountability by mellon · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The incentives in that case would be in the wrong place, which is why that practice was discontinued. Unfortunately, now the incentives are in a different wrong place. The TSA is not rewarded for being pleasant and minimally intrusive, so they aren't.

    2. Re:Accountability by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 3, Insightful

      How are the incentives in the wrong place? The airlines need security theater; people are already fearful of flying, and fear of being killed by terrorists while flying only makes that worse.

      The key is to remember that checkpoints do not keep you safe on an airplane. You can walk through a checkpoint with all kinds of sharp objects -- like all those sharp metal bits in your laptop -- all kinds of explosive chemicals -- like batteries -- and then you can buy more things that are easily turned into weapons on the other side of the checkpoint. We have checkpoints because the government wants to remind people that something is being done, and it works -- people were terrified to hear that the TSA would relax the knife rule to something approaching sensible, and nobody cared about the number of other dangerously sharp things people are allowed to carry through.

      If airlines were responsible for security, this would all be simplified. No corrupt contracts for nude scanners, because the airlines cannot afford to dump money on that garbage. No nude scanners means no pointless groping -- the groping was always a punishment reserved for anyone who refused a scan (gotta make sure the machines are used, right?). Too annoying and the airline's profits suffer, as they should (and as long as there is a TSA, nobody should fly unless they have to cross a distance that is beyond driving / train range).

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    3. Re:Accountability by ImprovOmega · · Score: 2

      I like this idea a LOT. Security would go WAY down, lines would speed up, the searches would be polite. If a plane blew up, the airline would get sued for about a figure that an actuary could neatly estimate. They'd only inconvenience their customers up to a point where the chance that they'd lose repeat business was cost-effective. Perfect.

      Narrator: A new car built by my company leaves somewhere traveling at 60 mph. The rear differential locks up. The car crashes and burns with everyone trapped inside. Now, should we initiate a recall? Take the number of vehicles in the field, A, multiply by the probable rate of failure, B, multiply by the average out-of-court settlement, C. A times B times C equals X. If X is less than the cost of a recall, we don't do one.

      Woman on plane: Are there a lot of these kinds of accidents?

      Narrator: You wouldn't believe.

      Woman on plane: Which car company do you work for?

      Narrator: A major one.

  10. Actually, quite logical by MobyDisk · · Score: 2

    I read this as "We can't profile, so we are less efficient." Police say the same thing and it's probably true. This is one of those trade-offs for liberty where it is good that we recognize the cost of the decision.

    Just remember: it doesn't mean this was the wrong decision. It doesn't mean that phony whole-body scanners that don't work are a good idea. It's not an excuse for detaining people who recite the constitution. It doesn't justify searching laptops without a warrant.

    Last question: What information does the TSA want that they don't have? We know they get the names of passengers, and they have a list of "detain these people." Do they want to know our religious beliefs? Ethnicity? Country of origin? Shopping habits? It is interesting that the article points out that the people doing the border searches get a lot more information than the TSA.

    1. Re:Actually, quite logical by Jason+Levine · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Exactly. Just like the police would probably catch a whole lot more "bad guys" if they could just bust into whomever's house they wanted to on a whim, go through their stuff looking for evidence, and not have to worry about warrants or anything. However, there are very good reasons that we prevent them from doing this. First and foremost because this power would be abused to intimidate. ("You said something we don't like so we're going to 'search' your house twice a week until we find something to lock you up on. Or until you shut up. Or until you resist the slightest bit so we're justified in shooting you.")

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  11. Liar!! by MatthiasF · · Score: 4, Informative

    They have had the data since 2008.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Secure_Flight

    Every person's name that has flown, what airline, what flight, gender, etc.

    ALL OF IT FOR ALMOST FIVE YEARS.

    And have they caught anyone using it? Not that I've seen.

  12. The Horror! by Bob9113 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    With no information about travelers, TSA had no choice but to treat them all alike,

    What a horrifying reality, in which the government is forced to treat all citizens as equal. If the government were only allowed to pick and choose the dissidents to subject to harsh treatment and intimidation, all the properly submissive subjects would be free to do anything that doesn't irritate the lordship. You see, it is not the ruling elite who are imposing these restrictions that are harming you, it is your filthy fellow peasants. If you could all simply learn to kneel and submit to the natural authority of the nobility, you would all be happier.

    1. Re:The Horror! by Karl+Cocknozzle · · Score: 2

      But the TSA has to treat me like a terrorist, because they're not allowed to keep a record of me.

      Actually, the TSA is quite allowed to "keep records of you." That's how their "speedy security bypass" for elite travelers that can't be bothered with the same checks the hoi polloi must endure.

      What TSA is not allowed to do is dip into the vast treasure trove of data the government has been gathering about all of us, illegally and unconstitutionally, since 9/11.

      I've seen no arguments that demonstrates we 1) Can't live without the "Security" theatre procedures being used on travelers at our airports and 2) That any amount of privacy invasion of law-abiding citizens will produce "more security."

      If you look at the people TSA has "caught" with their "procedures," none of them (Not a single one) has been a terrorist. There have been plenty of currency smugglers, drug smugglers, and dissidents captured, and their electronic devices subjected to search, but exactly ZERO terrorists have been caught at TSA. Which sort of pokes a hole in the whole "necessary to keep us safe" argument for TSA...

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    2. Re:The Horror! by intermodal · · Score: 2, Informative

      I recall a certain active duty Army officer at Fort Hood that unfortunately would have been a problem if he knew he could get on planes without scrutiny. Fortunately, he just got convicted for his crimes...

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    3. Re:The Horror! by Bob9113 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "I'm pretty sure I could qualify for the ruling elite" is not the most compelling argument I have ever heard for the benevolence of the ruling elite.

    4. Re:The Horror! by Agent0013 · · Score: 2

      That is a straight up lie! He purposefully did not shoot at the on-base civilians and only targeted military. He decided to change sides, but he still kept his beliefs of attacking only military targets. Getting onto a plane to cause civilian deaths does not fit with his recorded actions.

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  13. In other news... by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Pedestrian's unwillingness to voluntarily surrender the contents of their pockets is the primary reason for so many of today's muggings.

  14. Sounds like evil to me by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The TSA checkpoints, pat downs, nude scanners, and so forth are a complete waste. No competent terrorist would be deterred by such things -- and "competent" here means "able to do more damage in an airplane than out." It is easy enough to make a makeshift weapon past the checkpoints, and the 9/11 hijackers all used makeshift weapons. I am not even plotting an attack and I can think of a half dozen ways to arm myself on the other side of a TSA checkpoint.

    Basically the TSA is cover-your-ass security theater. If there is any kind of attack, nobody wants to be the politicians who voted to remove the TSA from our airports, regardless of whether or not the checkpoints make a difference.

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    1. Re:Sounds like evil to me by CanHasDIY · · Score: 2

      It is easy enough to make a makeshift weapon past the checkpoints, and the 9/11 hijackers all used makeshift weapons. I am not even plotting an attack and I can think of a half dozen ways to arm myself on the other side of a TSA checkpoint.

      Exactly - all the security theater in the world won't do you a lick of good so long as one can still convince an underpaid, disgruntled porter to stash weapons in the terminal for a couple hundred bucks.

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    2. Re:Sounds like evil to me by Entropius · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Never mind that. Imagine someone wheeling a wheelie-suitcase consisting of explosives, nails, and warfarin powder into the TSA checkpoint -- you know, the ones consisting of a thousand people milling around waiting in line to take off their shoes and get groped -- and blowing it up.

      You'd have a giant bloody mess, gobs of dead Americans, and a lot of very expensive theatrical equipment damaged, plus temporary paralysis of air travel, plus even more rules that impede travel.

      The fact that nobody has done this yet points to al-Qaeda not trying very hard -- if they really did want to kill a bunch of Americans and terrorize us, they could do a lot better than the motley assortment of underpants bombers, shoe bombers, butt bombers (wasn't there one of those in Saudi Arabia?), and the like that have shown up lately.

    3. Re:Sounds like evil to me by fustakrakich · · Score: 3, Insightful

      ...nude scanners, and so forth are a complete waste.

      Obviously, you don't sell or distribute nude scanners, or you wouldn't be saying that.

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    4. Re:Sounds like evil to me by mellon · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Depends on their goal. The underwear bomber made a shitload of money for the pornoscanner companies. The shoe bomber slowed down security checkpoints. The liquid explosive fraud created a huge hassle and is now making a lot of money for concessions at airports. The amount of economic damage these attacks have caused is absolutely massive! A suitcase bomb at the TSA screening area doesn't have an easy and economically damaging countermeasure, so there's not much point. That attack was tried once. Aside from a temporary dip in the stock market in Russia, it was ineffective—no massively expensive security measures have been instituted in response.

    5. Re:Sounds like evil to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Why would Al-Qaeda want to anyways?
      It would take a ridiculous amount of effort to even equal the amount of killing and terrorizing of americans our own law-enforcement and 'security' measures commit.
      Better to send a threatening letter and let their staunchest allies; The American Government, do the job themselves.

    6. Re:Sounds like evil to me by ImprovOmega · · Score: 2

      butt bombers (wasn't there one of those in Saudi Arabia?)

      Abdullah Hassan Al Aseery and it failed because his body basically shielded the intended target from the blast. Kind of like a twisted version of throwing yourself on the grenade.

    7. Re:Sounds like evil to me by icebike · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Never mind that. Imagine someone wheeling a wheelie-suitcase consisting of explosives, nails, and warfarin powder into the TSA checkpoint -- you know, the ones consisting of a thousand people milling around waiting in line to take off their shoes and get groped -- and blowing it up.

      There are a lot of easier places to hit than airports, as the Boston Marathon bombers proved. Yes, they maybe could have hurt more people by crashing a plane, but they could have done far more damage at any random sports stadium in the country with far simpler tools. Should any putative terrorists get their hands on simple mortars they could do this from half a mile away.

      I agree, the evidence is that al-Qaeda, and their wanna-bees are not trying very hard.

      And its not due to the surveillance culture the federal government has dropped over the entire nation. Virtually every fool the feds have caught was lured into a trap that they probably didn't have the brains or the means to develop by themselves. Meanwhile the determined, but not terribly bright Boston Bombers walk right through the dragnet even after being fingered by the Russians.

      In the meantime Air travel in this country is virtually unbearable, no-fly-lists are unconstitutional, and every federal agent knows ahead of time you are planning a trip anyway.

      The whole privacy argument is nonsense. You could make a case for the anti-racial profiling causing mass fondlement, but not privacy.

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    8. Re:Sounds like evil to me by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 5, Interesting

      no massively expensive security measures have been instituted in response

      That's because the massively expensive security measures that the government ordered implemented were overturned by the Russian courts as depriving people of rights.

      In America, you violate the rights of citizens in the name of security; In (former) Soviet Russia, the independent judiciary acts as a check and balance on the totalitarian executive branch.

      For some reason, it's less funny then most of Yakov's jokes.

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    9. Re:Sounds like evil to me by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 5, Funny

      Abdullah Hassan Al Aseery and it failed because his body basically shielded the intended target from the blast. Kind of like a twisted version of throwing yourself on the grenade.

      When the police were investigating the scene, the prudish officer asked a witness where the bomber hid the device...

      He hid the Damn thing up his Ass, Officer!"

      "Rectum, please, his rectum" The officer retorted

      "Rectum Hell, it killed him!" the witness declared.

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    10. Re:Sounds like evil to me by Grishnakh · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Don't be stupid, there's been several movies showing terrorist attacks on stadiums; The Rock and The Dark Knight Rises off the top of my head. It doesn't take a genius to think of attacking a stadium: there's thousands of people clustered in one building with limited exits.

      Another thing terrorists could do, which they haven't yet, is get assault rifles and shoot up people in malls or streets. It's been done before, in Mumbai, but it's never happened here.

      The fact is, if terrorists wanted to create terror here, there's lots of ways to do it cheaply and easily, assuming they can find enough men willing to sacrifice their lives for the cause (the Boston bombers were different, they just planted a bomb and tried to evade capture). That this hasn't happened shows that the "terrorist threat" is completely overblown, and simply being used as a reason to curtail our civil liberties.

  15. Reasonably by spectrokid · · Score: 2

    I'm a foreigner. I had the honor to be subjected to both your border guard and TSA. I wouldn't trust them with a fucking fruitcake.

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  16. Dear Mr/Mrs Member of Congress by l0ungeb0y · · Score: 5, Funny

    Dear Mr/Mrs Member of Congress,

    Anyone that impedes process of Authority by invoking their Constitutional Rights is an un-American terrorist sympathizer who should be locked up in one of our Secret Prisons under Secret laws to be tried at some future date in a Secret court.

    The Constitution is the most Un-American thing about America and should be abolished. The TSA and DHS need swift, unquestioned Authority to protect us from those who would harm America and to speed up those long lines at Airport Security Checkpoints and the long lines we shall soon be seeing at Security Checkpoints at Shopping Centers, Train and Bus Terminals and many other major facilities across the Nation

    Love,

    Stewart Baker

    1. Re:Dear Mr/Mrs Member of Congress by Jason+Levine · · Score: 3, Funny

      We must protect the Constitution by any means necessary!

      And by any means, I mean gathering up all copies and putting them in a cellar without lights or stairs, in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a "Beware of The Leopard" sign on the door.

      Only then will we ensure our freedoms remain safe.

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  17. Damned pesky constitution by stox · · Score: 2

    gets in the way of all of our law enforcement efforts.

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  18. Liquid vortex by Stumbles · · Score: 2

    I have little to no trust with the people working within my government at this time and none in the people from bottom to the top levels in the TSA . They (TSA) needs flushing down the gape of the porcelain maw.

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  19. Blame stupidity by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The checkpoints are a waste of time and money that have not stopped a single realistic terrorist plot. Profiling is irrelevant, already performed, and does not improve the effectiveness of the TSA checkpoints. This is a distraction from the real issue: billions of wasted dollars, millions of travelers intimidated into giving up their civil rights, and nothing to show for any of it.

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  20. Bullshit by aepervius · · Score: 2

    CAPS and CAPS 2 , forced the airline to deliver so many data on traveler going *into* the USA it ain't funny. If it was the case that more data would lead to less ivnasive search, I would not have to go thru one , as do my fellow traveller, travelling *into* the USA.

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  21. Re:Actually . . . by CRCulver · · Score: 3, Informative

    the problem rests in the TSA's basic operational principle which is both invasive and arguably a violation of the 4th Amendment. The Israelis have a much greater problem with terrorists than we do and yet their airport screening procedures are far less intrusive.

    Far less intrusive? Flying out of Ben Gurion, you have to stop and be questioned by airport employees at some three or four checkpoints, and when your bags are being swabbed down and tested for chemical agents, they might decide to question you yet again. Yes, they are efficient and they move you through the airport somewhat faster than you might expect, but they get up in your face much more than TSA staff.

    In any event, while the Israeli method does involve scrutinizing everyone's responses to the security agents' questions, it also allows profiling of passengers according to national origin, race or religion. Barring major changes to law, the USA is not able to adopt their methods entirely.

  22. I had some quips I was going to respond with by intermodal · · Score: 2

    but then I read a hundred other posts saying the exact same things. Out of anybody but a government, this reasoning in use is, in a nutshell, a fast-track to getting convicted as a felon. She wouldn't have sex with me, so I had to rape her. He protected his face, that's why I had to beat him senseless. She wouldn't give me her lunch money voluntarily, that's why I had to punch her in the stomach until she gave it to me. He wouldn't give me his bank account information, that's why I had to go through his mail.

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  23. Re:stupid by CanHasDIY · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The thing about international terrorism is that they are patient. If you go by profiles and you stop searching 70 year old grannies, eventually they will find a way to radicalize 70 year old grannies. We aren't talking football hooligans here. The 9/11 attackers didn't fit the profile for "professional terrorist" either, they looked like I.T. people in Kakkis.

    So... maybe we should, I dunno, stop doing shit that gives people incentive to attack us? Like, say, invading sovereign nations on made-up evidence, or bombing the holy living hell out of civilian populations because we think there might have been a 'terrorist' somewhere in their village?

    Oh, right, how could I forget - they don't attack us because we attack them, they do it because Dur, they hates our freedom! That explains why Canada is basically one big crater...

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  24. Or... by Patent+Lover · · Score: 2

    Or they could just treat everybody equally and assume they're NOT terrorists. Which side are the odds on?