Research Finds Link Between Inflation and Laughter In Federal Reserve Meetings
schliz writes "A one percentage point increase in an inflation forecast brings about a 75% rise in laughter, according to an American University PhD student, who studied transcripts of the Federal Open Market Committee at the Federal Reserve. Laughter usually comes in response to witticisms during a meeting at the time of the inflation forecast, and has been shown to be a mechanism for coping with the stress of a perceived threat."
Those with their boots on the necks of general public usually think their power over the masses is funny.
They're not laughing with us, they're laughing at us. It helps cover the sounds of the rest of us gasping for air.
I propose an alternate title to this story:
"An open invitation for cranky Slashdotters to complain about waste of taxpayer money -- despite it being non-governmental funded -- to study a topic I find ridiculous."
I am not a crackpot.
Banks are now rushing to plant stand-up comics on the reserve board so they can game on metric they haven't been able to before.
In other news, concept of "causation" completely lost on those making the most important decisions affecting the world economy.
From 2012: http://multiplier-effect.org/?p=3362
I'd laugh but I'm too busy crying. What we need to do is get these folks back to living inside of the circle of consequece instead of outside of it. Nobody else gets to vote themselves a raise, create their own health plan, retirement, etc. These guys should have to sleep in the same bed they've made for the rest of us.
How about "Stranglehold" by Ted Nugent?
Get thee glass eyes, and, like a scurvy politician, seem to see things thou dost not.--King Lear
Hey morons why aren't you talking about the GW fraud?
http://www.latimes.com/science/la-sci-climate-change-uncertainty-20130923,0,791164.story
"Since just before the start of the 21st century, the Earth's average global surface temperature has failed to rise despite soaring levels of heat-trapping greenhouse gases and years of dire warnings from environmental advocates. Now, as scientists with the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change gather in Sweden this week to approve portions of the IPCC's fifth assessment report, they are finding themselves pressured to explain this glaring discrepancy. "
Imagine that. Scientists being asked to explain why their science doesn't seem to be working out. The nerve.
"Though scientists don't have any firm answers, they do have multiple theories."
Uh huh. They don't have theories, they have wild speculation. Morons.
Especially when discussing inflation 5 years out.
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The laughing you hear isn't because they're nervous about inflation. They're nervous that someday you might just figure out the scam. The scam that inflation is just a hidden government tax that they don't even have finite control over.
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As far as unfortunate consequences are concerned, more women in Federal Reserve meetings would at least curb the man's laughter rate in those meetings.
Ezekiel 23:20
hahahah ahaha haha hahahahaha hahahah ahahaha...
My ism, it's full of beliefs.
What is this kind of laugh? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfUM5xHUY4M
http://wheresthefridge.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/thumbs_we_told_them_the_wealth_would_trickle_down.jpg
Or perhaps one disguised as the other???
1. uncontrollable sobbing in the mens room may be attributable to the creation of a monster that no longer seems to respond to any economic theory past or present.
2. exhausted yawns and dosing are considered a sign that regulation is being proposed.
3. flatulence indicates carmimes deli has started using that half-mayo half-mustard topping on its deli subs again...
Good people go to bed earlier.
It's pretty easy to laugh all the way to the bank when you're already there.
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Sell the spice to CHOAM
This Mahdi took Shaddam's Throne
...and make the assholes suffocate.
The powerful can absorb the costs more. If you have $20m in cash and inflation reduces your currency's value by 50% that is a negligible loss for you in terms of being able to live comfortably. However, someone who had only $20k in cash savings has been effectively crippled because the loss to their savings has a much nearer term effect on their quality of life. That is to say, a millionaire can get by on inflated millions in savings and be fine until they die if they live a middle class life style, but a middle class person may have just much of their ability to survive unemployment wiped out or reduced from a year down to 3 or six months.
I had to click through both links just to be sure.
As you quantitatively ease yourselves into our bungholes to the tune of 85 billion a month...
“He’s not deformed, he’s just drunk!”
Or could it be that they're just assholes who have a better understanding of what a house of mirrored cards our debt based financial system is than most of the public, and (like those douches at Enron who laughed about old lady's power being shut off due to such high bills thanks to their profiteering/racketeering) think it's pretty damn funny that they kite a whole system the way a criminal kites a check.
The Keynesian School (along with some Monetarists), which controls The Fed, claims to not believe that printing money ("quantitative easing") can in, in fact, create price inflation (they contend it should get the economy roaring and the opposite should happen). Now Keynes himself didn't believe this, but his disciples think he was mistaken on that particular count.
Meanwhile, the Austrian School economists contend that the money creation is itself the monetary inflation (by definition...) and that price inflation is just an inevitable consequence of monetary inflation (more dollars in the pool means each dollar has less value).
The trouble is, the Austrians take that consequence to say that it means that ultimately the central banks are harmful to the economy, since they're constantly interfering in the transfer of information across the economy by interfering with pricing and interest signals. If you're a central banker, the idea that central bankers are harmful can't be true, so if anything happens that indicates the the Austrians might be right after all, it's going to be a a bit unsettling.
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Almost all outputs of human labor are perishable. Grain stored in a silo will rot or get infested. Cars break down. Computers become obsolete. Money should reduce in value too, since money is (or should be) foremost a mechanism for exchange of perishable goods or labor. If money increases in value in time, or even stays the same, this encourages hoarding, since money becomes a better investment than what it supposed to stand for. If you did me a favor ten years ago, it matters to me less than if you did one today, because time erases everything. Your money should also be worth somewhat less today. It's silly to think that the labor or goods of your ancestors should entitle you to goods today, but people think that way about money.
Of course, the rich DO NOT want their money to diminish in value.
Is this the concept behind the Laffer Curve?
Alternate explanation would be that usually economic downturn is linked with low inflation, whereas when economy is thriving, inflation is often a concern.
Could it just be that people tend to laugh more when things are going well in general (omitting inflation), and are in turn more somber at hard times?
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A lot of people always think of the quote from Friedman, when thinking about inflation:
"Inflation is always and everywhere a monetary phenomenon"
Problem is, that's a massive misquote; the full quote is:
"Inflation is always and everywhere a monetary phenomenon in the sense that it is and can be produced only by a more rapid increase in the quantity of money than in output."
Second part sound like some insignificant technobabble? Well it's not. It's the difference between actually understanding inflation and macroeconomics, and being an idiot goldbug, predicting that hyperinflation is perpetually just around the quarter.
So what does that second half of the statement mean? It means that, so long as your are increasing economic-output/GDP when you create and spend money, then you don't have to get inflation (this includes government utilizing money creation as well).
This is where goldbugs and right-leaning economics prime their shÃtbombs filled with fallacious (yet superfically credible) arguments, backed with an ample dose of sneering and condescension (ever notice this is how all controversial economic arguments are debated? like it's about smears/image rather than logic?), and say "money doesn't just grow on trees", "well that didn't work in Weimar-Germany/Zimbabwe", and similar trite garbage.
Just point them back to Milton Friedman (as right-leaning an economist as they come), and his quote on inflation, and point out that so long as you are raising economic-output/GDP enough, it is valid.
Remember: Banks create money all the time when they extend loans - they actually are not reserve-constrained, they are capital constrained (google 'endogenous money'); no hyperinflation here, and there's absolutely no reason it can't be the same with government.
The objection right-leaning people have, is the suggestion that instead of banks having sole undemocratic control over money creation, government should be allowed utilize it as well, to put money creation under democratic control.
This changes the very narrative of politics and economics to such a huge degree, and changes the very idea about what is physically/socially/politically possible in all countries around the world, that it is easily the most important topic there is about anything at this moment in time.
The frustrating thing though, is hardly anybody has a fÃcking clue about it :/ people are so politically polarized on this topic (such as the ensuing posters that will be disparaging me saying "don't know where you learned your economics, *insert trite argument-free put-down here*"), that they are totally blind to how enormously important this issue is, and how it is at the very heart of almost all our political/societal problems.
For a long time now, way more than a century, this has been the most problematic and important topic there is in all of politics - that's my own personal view, but I really don't think that is overstating it at all, given that it greatly affects every living person on the planet, in a huge way.