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Did Snakes Help Build the Primate Brain?

sciencehabit writes "A new study of the monkey brain suggests that primates are uniquely adapted to recognize the features of snakes and react in a flash. What's more, by selecting for traits that helped animals avoid them, the reptiles ultimately endowed us with forward-facing eyes, for example, and enlarged visual centers deep in our brains that are specialized for picking out specific features in the world around us, such as the general shape of a snake's body camouflaged among leaves.The results lend support to a controversial hypothesis: that primates as we know them would never have evolved without snakes."

202 comments

  1. what about badgers and mushrooms? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    They are at least as important as snaaaaakes.

    1. Re:what about badgers and mushrooms? by hoboroadie · · Score: 1, Informative

      I brought the link.

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    2. Re:what about badgers and mushrooms? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck snakes, I'd rather my eyes be where they are in the name of sex! My eyes face forward because I like to watch facial expressions while I eat pussy. I remember back when it was monkey-pussy.

      Seriously though, how the fuck could this be so? Is it because of the snake in the bible? Like at one point, the entire Earth consisted of just 2 people and a snake and that's why this would play a major role in our evolution with snakes?

      Me: immunity to venom, like the mongoose?
      Nature: nah, here take forward-facing eyes, and just be careful. NEXT!

      Bullshit, this is stupid. It's a mockery of Nature.

    3. Re:what about badgers and mushrooms? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When you're swinging from tree to tree like our arboreal ancestors (or George of the Jungle), it is really important to be able to quickly tell the difference between a snake and a vine.

    4. Re:what about badgers and mushrooms? by N0Man74 · · Score: 1

      Me: immunity to venom, like the mongoose?
      Nature: nah, here take forward-facing eyes, and just be careful. NEXT!

      Bullshit, this is stupid. It's a mockery of Nature.

      Nature doesn't "pick"" mutations based on a cost benefit analysis. They just happen by chance. If they work and allow the species to last longer, then it gets passed on. It doesn't matter if it's the best answer. It's not like sickle cell anemia is the ideal way to prevent malaria...

    5. Re:what about badgers and mushrooms? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are at least as important as snaaaaakes.

      They are at least as important as snaaaaakes.

      Maybe nt true

  2. Not sure why this would be controversial. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Surely, a basic consequence of the mechanisms involved in evolution is that all long term changes in individual species are effectively driven by factors of the environment they live in, whether that's predators or other dangers, or the needs of being able to acquire food or raise offspring, etc. Snakes are, we know, dangerous. So surely it's obvious rather than controversial that they should have had some effect on our evolution?

    1. Re:Not sure why this would be controversial. by ledow · · Score: 5, Informative

      The question is: Is it enough to be relevant?

      Given the myriad other hazards, and billions of other reasons that stereoscopic vision in hunter-animals evolved, the answer is pretty much No.

      This is why it's controversial. It's "true" while also being absolute bollocks. It's like saying that without lead-acid batteries, cars wouldn't have evolved as they have. Well, no. But it doesn't mean that without lead-acid batteries cars couldn't have existed or anything like that.

      P.S. The "wading in water made man stand upright" is just as controversial because, although it may be a FACTOR, the impact of that factor is the crucial question. It may well be zero. It may well be quite a lot. But chances are that it's such a minuscule factor that it's not worth spouting off about compared to thousands of other factors.

      Evolution is not a case of "jumping off this cliff made birds suddenly grow wings". There are billions of factors over millions of years and hundreds of thousands of generations that all nudge towards small changes which impact upon the previous and next changes.

      As such, this suggestion is almost complete bollocks, while being - on the surface - based on truthful data. But "snake-like predators might possibly have contributed a tiny bit to millions of years of our evolution along with million of other factors" isn't a headline that sells papers to journals.

    2. Re:Not sure why this would be controversial. by jrumney · · Score: 2

      Surely, a basic consequence of the mechanisms involved in evolution is that all long term changes in individual species are effectively driven by factors of the environment they live in, whether that's predators or other dangers, or the needs of being able to acquire food or raise offspring, etc. Snakes are, we know, dangerous. So surely it's obvious rather than controversial that they should have had some effect on our evolution?

      I'd like to see the methodology behind this study and the alternate hypotheses that were considered before passing judgement on whether this is an obvious outcome of evolution, or a bunch of creationists trying to justify some Bible story with "science".

    3. Re: Not sure why this would be controversial. by MickLinux · · Score: 3, Funny

      It's controversial, because the evidence is extremely questionable. If primates evolved to recognize snakes, then how do you explain the entire politics esction of slashdot???
      You darwinists are just nuts. Eve couldn't recognize a snake before, and she has enough trouble recognizing one now. Oh, and Adam still tags along for the ride.

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    4. Re:Not sure why this would be controversial. by EuclideanSilence · · Score: 1

      ...it may be a FACTOR, the impact of that factor is the crucial question. It may well be zero. It may well be quite a lot.

      Shouldn't the factor with the least influence be the multiplicative identity, 1, not 0?

    5. Re:Not sure why this would be controversial. by StripedCow · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'd like to see the methodology behind this study

      There's only one way to do it right, so they must have done it like this:
      1. Take one set of universes, call it A, all with snakes.
      2. Duplicate those universes into B.
      3. Now, remove snakes from the universes in A.
      4. Apply small irrelevant distortions to the universes in A and B.
      5. Wait a gazillion years.
      6. See if humans developed similarly in A and B.

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    6. Re:Not sure why this would be controversial. by AC-x · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Given the myriad other hazards, and billions of other reasons that stereoscopic vision in hunter-animals evolved, the answer is pretty much No.

      Except the primates that humans evolved from weren't predators yet have binocular vision.

    7. Re:Not sure why this would be controversial. by VortexCortex · · Score: 1

      I'm unconvinced as to the wading in water bit. It might explain somewhat better breath control than other apes (but so can benefits of refined communication), or perhaps heads full of oily hair. It's true aquatic species lose body hair when they or their ancestors were exposed to direct contact with water (hippos, whales, elephants, manatee, rhinos) or in dirt (naked mole rats) for majorities of their lives (at least to breeding age), but losing hair could also be a sexual selection increased neoteny in mates (youth is correlated with fertility, and makes the appearance of pubic hair at breeding age more visible).

      As for standing upright, well, what about buoyancy and floating on your back instead? Standing erect in water wouldn't be necessary if they adapted to become blusterous tubs of lard that can have several hundreds of pounds of fat-weight without choking out their hearts by concentrating the fat outside of their core cavities, unlike most other mammals. However, plump hairless beasts could be the result of selective breeding for use as food by a superior alien race...

      Now that I think of it standing upright would achieve a higher vantage to increase the area you can survey.... FOR SNAKES!

    8. Re:Not sure why this would be controversial. by Gr8Apes · · Score: 2

      Given the myriad other hazards, and billions of other reasons that stereoscopic vision in hunter-animals evolved, the answer is pretty much No.

      Except the primates that humans evolved from weren't predators yet have binocular vision.

      But they were tree swinging and jumping, and gauging distances is certainly helped by stereoscopic vision. Being able to discern a branch (or fruit) from a bunch of leaves (pattern) would also be highly useful, and both probably had more to do with our brain development than being able to recognize snakes. It may even have been merely a serendipitous development.

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    9. Re:Not sure why this would be controversial. by m00sh · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The question is: Is it enough to be relevant?

      Given the myriad other hazards, and billions of other reasons that stereoscopic vision in hunter-animals evolved, the answer is pretty much No.

      This is why it's controversial. It's "true" while also being absolute bollocks. It's like saying that without lead-acid batteries, cars wouldn't have evolved as they have. Well, no. But it doesn't mean that without lead-acid batteries cars couldn't have existed or anything like that.

      P.S. The "wading in water made man stand upright" is just as controversial because, although it may be a FACTOR, the impact of that factor is the crucial question. It may well be zero. It may well be quite a lot. But chances are that it's such a minuscule factor that it's not worth spouting off about compared to thousands of other factors.

      Evolution is not a case of "jumping off this cliff made birds suddenly grow wings". There are billions of factors over millions of years and hundreds of thousands of generations that all nudge towards small changes which impact upon the previous and next changes.

      As such, this suggestion is almost complete bollocks, while being - on the surface - based on truthful data. But "snake-like predators might possibly have contributed a tiny bit to millions of years of our evolution along with million of other factors" isn't a headline that sells papers to journals.

      Have you heard of the pareto principle? Even if there are millions of factors, one factor will have a much higher influence than others.

      In the economy, 1% control 90% of the wealth. In the movie industry, the top 1% of the movies rake in 90% of the movie revenue. On earth, 1% of the species occupy 90% of the ecosystems. You get the idea.

      If there were a thousand reasons that influenced equally, it would be a rare natural system. Most often, natural systems are unstable dynamical systems and have positive feedback systems where one factor gets amplified much more than others that additionally feedbacks on itself where 90% of the influence is due to one factor.

      The initial reason why one factor is amplified over others could be down to just random fluctuations. A small random fluctuation could be amplified over and over again to create a dominating effect. So, there is no way someone can sit here and argue that this reason sounds better than that because the influencing factor can be random among the possible set of factors and only by doing field studies can the influencing factor be verified.

    10. Re:Not sure why this would be controversial. by TapeCutter · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I'm pretty sure humans ate snakes more often than the other way around, even here in Oz with 9 of the top 10 deadliest snakes, most species are harmless and quite tasty. As for humans being adapted to spot them, snakes are experts at hiding in plain view, even the aborigines who still hunt them will tell you it's very difficult to spot them until they move. The rattlesnakes of the US, the colourful sea snakes, and a few others species are unusually polite poisonous snakes since they clearly advertise their presence and lethality to anything that comes close. Most Aussie snakes will just sit there looking exactly like a stick until you're practically standing on them. I can't count the number of times I've had the shit scared out of me by a snake bolting for the undergrowth at the last minute, it's not much comfort knowing the snake shit itself more than I did.

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    11. Re:Not sure why this would be controversial. by camperdave · · Score: 2

      English != Math. "Factor" in this case means "component of" or "contributor to" rather than the more rigorous definition it has in mathematics. Think term in a polynomial rather than overall multiplicand.

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    12. Re:Not sure why this would be controversial. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They did that. Now you know that our universe is part of of universes A.

    13. Re:Not sure why this would be controversial. by Curunir_wolf · · Score: 2

      P.S. The "wading in water made man stand upright" is just as controversial because, although it may be a FACTOR, the impact of that factor is the crucial question. It may well be zero. It may well be quite a lot. But chances are that it's such a minuscule factor that it's not worth spouting off about compared to thousands of other factors.

      While that may be true for the specific trait of upright walking, there is ample evidence that living on the beach or very close to salt or brackish water had a large impact on human evolution. Unique things like the lack of fur, a layer of subcutaneous fat, salty tears, etc., all point to evolutionary pressures associated with a familiarity with aquatic territories.

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    14. Re:Not sure why this would be controversial. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wenis

    15. Re:Not sure why this would be controversial. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Evolution is not a case of "jumping off this cliff made birds suddenly grow wings". There are billions of factors over millions of years and hundreds of thousands of generations that all nudge towards small changes which impact upon the previous and next changes.

      Yeh, if this were true, then surely we'd have swarms of rabid flying lemmings to deal with every year.

    16. Re:Not sure why this would be controversial. by Paco103 · · Score: 1

      Then who brought the snakes back in? I'm tired of these mother f'in snakes in my mother f'in universe!

    17. Re:Not sure why this would be controversial. by camperdave · · Score: 1

      Binocular vision developed way before "primate-ness". Just because our primate ancestors weren't predators, doesn't mean that we don't have predators as our ancestors.

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    18. Re:Not sure why this would be controversial. by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      Obligatory Futurama:

      Leela A: This is getting confusing. Why don't we call our universe "Universe A" and this universe "Universe B"?
      Bender 1: Hey! Why can't we be Universe A?
      Fry 1: Yeah!
      Amy 1: Yeah!
      Farnsworth 1: We want A!
      Zoidberg 1: It's the best letter!
      Fry A: We called it first. Besides, this place kinda feels like a "B", y'know?
      Leela 1: Alright, you can be crummy Universe A and we'll be Universe 1.
      Fry 1: Or "The Mongooses". That's a cool team name. The Fighting Mongooses!

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    19. Re:Not sure why this would be controversial. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Binocular vision does help when there's a leaf blocking something important for one eye. This is one line of thought I've read before.

    20. Re:Not sure why this would be controversial. by Pino+Grigio · · Score: 1

      Precisely. Every single attribute we have is, one way or another, the product of one or more selection pressures on our genes.

    21. Re:Not sure why this would be controversial. by ledow · · Score: 1

      And thus you get chicken-and-egg situations:

      Did we wade because we lived near water, or did we live near water because we could wade?

      And the answer is, of course: Yes. To both. Probably. At the same time. And neither one really coming "first".

      And we KNOW that we came from the water originally. Everything did, if you go back far enough. So was it a hangover from our aquatic genes, or was it us re-developing the same things later on? And again, the answer is "Yes. Probably."

    22. Re:Not sure why this would be controversial. by Bengie · · Score: 2

      it's not much comfort knowing the snake shit itself more than I did

      Animals that are afraid of me scare me, they're more likely to attack me when I pose no real threat. Except large animals, like bears. Those can be scared of me.

    23. Re:Not sure why this would be controversial. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Yup, just ask those antibiotic resistant bacteria.

    24. Re:Not sure why this would be controversial. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the economy, 1% control 90% of the wealth. In the movie industry, the top 1% of the movies rake in 90% of the movie revenue. On earth, 1% of the species occupy 90% of the ecosystems. You get the idea.

      Yeah, that's why we have cockroaches and squirrels everywhere...two species taking over more than their fare share of the environment.

    25. Re:Not sure why this would be controversial. by SteveFoerster · · Score: 1

      Bears are scared of you, at least sort of. If you see one in the forest, conventional wisdom is to shout at it so it knows you're there, because it will usually avoid you. And yes, I have done this. (Well, I sang loudly at it, but same difference.)

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    26. Re:Not sure why this would be controversial. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Surely, a basic consequence of the mechanisms involved in evolution is that all long term changes in individual species are effectively driven by factors of the environment they live in, whether that's predators or other dangers, or the needs of being able to acquire food or raise offspring, etc. Snakes are, we know, dangerous. So surely it's obvious rather than controversial that they should have had some effect on our evolution?

      Exactly. Those members of a group less able to recognize snakes are thus more likely to be eaten by them, which in turn makes it more likely that they will not reproduce and pass along any genetic advantage which lends itself towards recognizing, and by extension avoiding, snakes.

      But as to whether Snakes built anything- no they did not. Expect maybe some piles of snake shit. Hell, even the Christians don't believe snakes built anything other than Original Sin. Which is an obvious allegory for Sex, and have you tried fucking a snake? Not so easy, believe me.

    27. Re:Not sure why this would be controversial. by Valdrax · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure humans ate snakes more often than the other way around...

      I'm pretty sure the evolutionary time period in question was far before apes, much less hominids, came into the picture. We carry around a lot of baggage that isn't relevant to modern humans because they were relevant to our ancestors, and there hasn't been enough evolutionary advantage in losing them. Goose bumps, for example, have a role in helping furred animals stay warm, but they do nothing for us, despite them triggering when we're cold.

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    28. Re:Not sure why this would be controversial. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Out of curiosity, is there any possible finding of science whatsoever, if it had a parallel with religious concepts, that you wouldn't immediately dismiss as "a bunch of creationists trying to justify some Bible story with 'science'"?

    29. Re:Not sure why this would be controversial. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Given the myriad other hazards, and billions of other reasons that stereoscopic vision in hunter-animals evolved, the answer is pretty much No.

      Except the primates that humans evolved from weren't predators yet have binocular vision.

      Monkeys eat insects, chimpanzees hunt. Your argument is invalid.

    30. Re:Not sure why this would be controversial. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And thus you get chicken-and-egg situations:

      Did we wade because we lived near water, or did we live near water because we could wade?

      And the answer is, of course: Yes. To both. Probably. At the same time. And neither one really coming "first".

      And we KNOW that we came from the water originally. Everything did, if you go back far enough. So was it a hangover from our aquatic genes, or was it us re-developing the same things later on? And again, the answer is "Yes. Probably."

      Little known fact: 40 days and nights of rain only flooded the Earth to about waist high. That's why the primates better adapted for wading were able to survive and steel the arc which was supposed to be saving a now extinct species of sapient lemur and many other shorter animals.

    31. Re:Not sure why this would be controversial. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      was the bear scared of you or just telling you not to quit your day job?

    32. Re:Not sure why this would be controversial. by SolitaryMan · · Score: 1

      I don't know, fear of snakes seem to be pretty universal in the animal kingdom. Can't find the source right now, but I remember I read some article that talked about many different animals imitating snakes to scare enemies: geese (when they hiss), cats (the hissing sound they make when scared), some birds make hissing sounds from their nest. If we assume that these traits really evolved as imitations of snakes, it means that it was pretty important for any animal not to get too close to one.

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    33. Re:Not sure why this would be controversial. by Quirkz · · Score: 1

      I chased one out of my yard by throwing a half-full water bottle at it. (Not directly, but toward its feet so it bounced and skittered and made a lot of noise.) The bear had been walking away slowly and broke into a run, so it seemed to be scared, or at least somewhere on that side of the spectrum.

    34. Re:Not sure why this would be controversial. by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      If we want to get controversial, we need to bring the apple into the picture as well.

    35. Re: Not sure why this would be controversial. by hguorbray · · Score: 1

      Oblig Candide quote:

      CANDIDE:
      There is a reason
      For everything under the sun!

      MAXIMILLIAN:
      Objection!
      What about snakes?

      PANGLOSS:
      Snakes!
      'Twas snake that tempted mother Eve
      Because of snake we now believe
      That though depraved
      We can be saved
      >From hellfire and damnation
      (Because of snake's temptation!)

      If snake had not seduced our lot
      And primed us for salvation
      Jehova could not pardon all
      The sins that we call cardinal
      Involving bed and bottle!

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  3. Whaddya know by goose-incarnated · · Score: 4, Funny

    The bible was right after all... it was the snakes fault after all

    (Yes, I was aiming for '+5 funny'... how did you know?)

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    1. Re:Whaddya know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      The bible was right after all... it was the snakes fault after all

      Actually the bible was only partially right. According to the bible, it was the snake's fault, while according to this research it was the snakes' fault.

    2. Re:Whaddya know by MRe_nl · · Score: 2

      Bakunin was right after all...
      "The Bible, which is a very interesting and here and there very profound book when considered as one of the oldest surviving manifestations of human wisdom and fancy, expresses this truth very naively in its myth of original sin. Jehovah, who of all the good gods adored by men was certainly the most jealous, the most vain, the most ferocious, the most unjust, the most bloodthirsty, the most despotic, and the most hostile to human dignity and liberty - Jehovah had just created Adam and Eve, to satisfy we know not what caprice; no doubt to while away his time, which must weigh heavy on his hands in his eternal egoistic solitude, or that he might have some new slaves. He generously placed at their disposal the whole earth, with all its fruits and animals, and set but a single limit to this complete enjoyment. He expressly forbade them from touching the fruit of the tree of knowledge. He wished, therefore, that man, destitute of all understanding of himself, should remain an eternal beast, ever on all-fours before the eternal God, his creator and his master. But here steps in Satan, the eternal rebel, the first freethinker and the emancipator of worlds. He makes man ashamed of his bestial ignorance and obedience; he emancipates him, stamps upon his brow the seal of liberty and humanity, in urging him to disobey and eat of the fruit of knowledge" ; ).

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    3. Re:Whaddya know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Given the number of translations the Bible's been through you think you could cut it some slack.

    4. Re:Whaddya know by Charliemopps · · Score: 1

      In other words, Ignorance is Bliss and nosy in-laws are always trying to stir shit up.

    5. Re:Whaddya know by camperdave · · Score: 1

      Bakunin was right after all...

      No, Bakunin was either ill-informed, or deliberately misguiding. It was the tree of knowledge of good and evil that was forbidden, not knowledge in general (oh, and touching it wasn't forbidden, just eating the fruit. [Genesis 2:16-17). Why was it forbidden? Perhaps because without that knowledge we wouldn't experience guilt, or shame, or fear. Without that knowledge we wouldn't be held accountable for our sins.

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    6. Re:Whaddya know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know about the rest of the varieties of snake, but I think Freud showed just how much the trouser snake is hard-wired into our brains.

    7. Re:Whaddya know by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      So why were they (and in fact all life on the planet if not the universe) held accountable for the action of eating that fruit, since that was done without that knowledge?

    8. Re:Whaddya know by camperdave · · Score: 1

      They did have knowledge of the consequences of eating the fruit.

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    9. Re:Whaddya know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Given the number of translations the Bible's been through you think you could cut it some slack.

      To be fair, it's not so much that the Bible has trouble maintaining consistency, it's that most of the followers are idiots. Case in point- nowhere in genesis does the Bible ever talk about an Apple, yet most Christians take it as (chuckle) "Gospel Truth". The fact is the story is quite specific in that man's original sin was not the physical consumption of a tree fruit, but rather the acquisition of knowledge. In specific, the development of morals. But then they go blame the snake for "original sin" because he convinced Eve to eat it, which makes no fucking sense at all because if she had NOT yet eaten the fruit, then how the FUCK would she know the difference between right and wrong, or in other words how could she possibly know that it was "wrong" to disobey God if she had no ability to know what "wrong" was?
      This leaves us with the only other explanation as it being an allegory for sex, which is the most likely story, and the whole thing was just a way to blame women for being too sexy for men to resist, a sentiment we can see echoed throughout early religious belief systems. Bitch shouldn't have worn that fig leaf, she was asking for it!!!

    10. Re:Whaddya know by Dragonslicer · · Score: 1

      (oh, and touching it wasn't forbidden, just eating the fruit. [Genesis 2:16-17).

      In a way, it depends on which verse you look at. In 3:3, Eve tells the serpent that even touching the fruit was forbidden. Naturally, that raises the question of why Eve would change what they were told.

      There's a lot more subtle detail to this stuff than most people realize.

    11. Re:Whaddya know by Camel+Pilot · · Score: 1

      Actually it was the woman that was ultimately at fault... read your bible.

    12. Re:Whaddya know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (oh, and touching it wasn't forbidden, just eating the fruit. [Genesis 2:16-17).

      In a way, it depends on which verse you look at. In 3:3, Eve tells the serpent that even touching the fruit was forbidden. Naturally, that raises the question of why Eve would change what they were told.

      There's a lot more subtle detail to this stuff than most people realize.

      Occam's Razor would point towards translation/transcription error. keep in mind the oldest copies of the bible are in greek and predate whiteout by quite a bit. It just takes one "fuck I mis-worded that last sentence... well it's not worth trashing an expensive piece of paper and all the time to re-coppy the whole section over." and you have your inconstancy accounted for with no deeper meaning.

    13. Re:Whaddya know by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Bakunin was right after all...

      Too bad he got so much wrong.

      Jehovah, who of all the good gods adored by men was certainly the most jealous, the most vain

      Sorry, Bakunun, everything you do or say is in vain. "All is vanity."

      Jehovah had just created Adam and Eve, to satisfy we know not what caprice

      He'd just created a beautiful work of art and had nobody to appreciate it.

      He generously placed at their disposal the whole earth, with all its fruits and animals, and set but a single limit to this complete enjoyment.

      No, two limits. Two trees, two limits.

      He expressly forbade them from touching the fruit of the tree of knowledge.

      Except it wasn't the "tree of knowledge" any more than the bible says that money is the root of all evil*. It was the tree of the knowledge of good and evil. In other words, the tree of the knowledge of pain and death. It was poisonous. Like the snake. That error wipes out everything he says later based on it.

      The Buddhists in Thailand have a similar story. Theirs is, people lived in happiness and harmony forever, then the evil house cats taught them to speak ("Meow" is Thai for "I want") and they've been fighting and arguing ever since. And when two old Thai women are arguing, it sounds like cats.

      I know I would have liked to have never learned of evil.

      *The love of money is the root of all evil.

    14. Re:Whaddya know by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      But they "wouldn't experience guilt, or shame, or fear" and "wouldn't be held accountable for our sins" until after the eating. So how can they be blamed for it?

    15. Re:Whaddya know by camperdave · · Score: 1

      They ate. That's how they can be blamed. By eating the fruit they became morally responsible.

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    16. Re:Whaddya know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An outline has a tree structure. Put good and bad things on a tree structure and you have a doctrinal system. The "tree of knowledge of good and evil" is religion. Those who offer "fruit" from this "tree" are clerics, or "snakes". The garden of Eden myth is a warning against religion.

    17. Re:Whaddya know by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      Retroactively, for something they didn't have the a moral understanding of when they actually committed the sin.

      Given the punishment extended to all living things for the rest of time that fits in with the whole scheme of course.

    18. Re:Whaddya know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That makes no sense. Why would a religous document warn against religion? ans: it wouldn't.

  4. Also bird brains by taleman · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Seems also birds are afraid of snakes. I place rubber snakes on places like boat decks and balconies, they are very effective and birds stay away.

    1. Re:Also bird brains by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So that's why birds have forward facing eyes and huge visual cortexes. I see.

    2. Re:Also bird brains by jklovanc · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The forward facing eyes and huge visual cortex couldn't be because flying through trees and landing on branches requires accurate depth perception and finding food by mainly sight requires acute vision. /sarcasm

    3. Re:Also bird brains by jamesh · · Score: 1

      We get plovers nesting in our yard. They nest on the ground and defend their nests ferociously so it's a bit of a problem. We threw some rubber snakes around the place and find them moved all the time so I assume the plovers are attacking them...

    4. Re:Also bird brains by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Oh yeah, thanks for reminding me that I forgot the /sarcasm. Also, you should take a look at a bird sometime.

    5. Re:Also bird brains by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why does this have +2? Birds DON'T have forward facing eyes.

    6. Re:Also bird brains by RabidReindeer · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The forward facing eyes and huge visual cortex couldn't be because flying through trees and landing on branches requires accurate depth perception and finding food by mainly sight requires acute vision. /sarcasm

      Or that prey animals are prone to have side-facing eyes to see possible threats all around, but predators have front-facing eyes because they're more concerned with attacking than in being attacked.

      Africa is full of felines who love to snack on monkey-like creatures, but we don't have that instinctive revulsion for cats that we do for snakes.

    7. Re:Also bird brains by RabidReindeer · · Score: 1

      Seems also birds are afraid of snakes. I place rubber snakes on places like boat decks and balconies, they are very effective and birds stay away.

      Not all of them. I once looked out across a pond to see a heron whacking the bejeezus out of a snake. 3-foot long snake and the bird had it in its bill and was flailing it around like a whip!

    8. Re:Also bird brains by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just because it's scared, doesn't mean it's running away. Remember, fight-or-flight.

    9. Re:Also bird brains by Hognoxious · · Score: 4, Informative

      Some do, like owls. Some don't, like pigeons.

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    10. Re:Also bird brains by taj · · Score: 3, Informative

      Horses are no fun to be on while around snakes either. You don't have to train them to avoid snakes. So horses would not have evolved to eat grass and have eyes on the side of their head without snakes?

    11. Re:Also bird brains by ElementOfDestruction · · Score: 1

      OWL RLY?

    12. Re:Also bird brains by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Some do, like owls. Some don't, like pigeons.

      Some do, like owls. Some don't, like practically every other bird on the planet. Yet for some reason, they are used as examples of animals with forward-facing eyes. Sure, they can SEE in front of them, but not as well as they can see to the sides. They can perceive a moving object there, or an oncoming object, which is enough to know to turn your head to get a better view of what you're about to crash into. If birds actually had forward-facing eyes, they would look at you with both of them instead of with just one of them, which is what they actually do.

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    13. Re:Also bird brains by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Throwing a stuffed toy leopard into a (baby) monkey's cage will get much the same response as for snakes. The studies from the gariny film era are out thare. I don't recall if it also works with a stuffed toy tiger, nor if it works with adults. Or human babies. I saw the film where the snake thing works with human babies as well.

      I remember one where a stuffed ("realistic") leopard was thrown into the same clearing as a group of apes. First they scattered. Then they came cautiously back. Saw that the leopard wasn't active. And beat the stuffing out of it - among other, rather simian, indignities.

    14. Re:Also bird brains by ElementOfDestruction · · Score: 5, Informative

      Owls. Eagles. Falcons. Hawks. Vultures. Birds of Prey = Forward, Birds are Prey = Side.

    15. Re:Also bird brains by shadowrat · · Score: 1

      lots of birds eat snakes as well. peacocks eat snakes. they are pretty much immune to all snake venoms. you, sir, are just baiting peacocks.

    16. Re:Also bird brains by Windwraith · · Score: 1

      It might work with small paserine birds such as house sparrows, but there are a bunch of birds that consider snakes a healthy snack.
      Maybe the birds stay away because it's tacky and a terrible fashion choice. :P

    17. Re:Also bird brains by TripleE78 · · Score: 1

      Actually they're afraid of novelty items. I bet fake dog poop would do the same thing.

    18. Re:Also bird brains by s.petry · · Score: 2

      According to the logic presented in TFA, birds as we know them would not have evolved without snakes.

      I have a cat who is terrified of rubber snakes. Not kidding, we had to hide my kids toys when he was young (both him and the cat). The cat appeared to be very traumatized by simply seeing a rubber snake. Felines therefor would not have evolved without snakes.

      The garbage that gets posted as "science" is at times astounding.

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    19. Re:Also bird brains by jklovanc · · Score: 2

      According to this even pigeons have a small area of binocular vision. Notice the difference between the owl and pigeon. The owl is biased toward the attack while the pigeon is biased toward the defense but they both have binocular vision in at least a small part. Look at these illustrations showing hawks and crows. Notice the relatively large area of binocular vision. Not as big as owls but bigger than pigeons.

    20. Re:Also bird brains by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      among other, rather simian, indignities.

      Lawsuits!
         

    21. Re:Also bird brains by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nature is unpredictable, when looking backward in time, as well as forward.

  5. Re:So mudafucking snakes on a plane by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 1

    Doubtful...I for one felt dumber after seeing that film.

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  6. That kind of reasoning goes nowhere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    With a good reason for snakes not appearing 110 My ago, the evolution path might so different that there could be no primates at all. It's not that the question is completely pointless, but there are better ways to formulate the problem that make sense.

    1. Re:That kind of reasoning goes nowhere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The ecological niche would still be there. Something snake-wise, or with equivalent appendages - or symbionts - would have developed. Like "dinosaur fish", in one era, and "mammal fish", in another. Which is why I think earthlike planets will bring up humanoids, however strange. As other non-earthlike niches probably have their own specific optimum compatibilities, too.

  7. Feline brains too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Cats are not thrilled with things like vacuum cleaner hoses and air hissing sounds.

    1. Re:Feline brains too by ledow · · Score: 3, Funny

      Giant noisy sucking arms spewing out nearly a hundred decibels of unnatural noise, including in the frequencies that we can't hear but cats are very sensitive to, which starts up suddenly, chases them around the house when they hide, which their "alpha" owner tries to wrest control over but which ends up tugging them around the house chasing after the cat, and which if they get too near tries to swallow their tail.

      Yeah. Must be evolution about a snake-fear... And they're scared of your car starting up while they're inside the engine because cats evolved from animals that got swallowed by bellowing mammoths with whirling stomach parts...

      Idiot.

    2. Re:Feline brains too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cats are not thrilled with things like vacuum cleaner hoses and air hissing sounds.

      Not sure if relevant, but vacuum cleaner hoses and air hissing sounds may turn on some male primates.

    3. Re:Feline brains too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      They're not afraid of the sound of the motor you giant jackass. You move the hose with the motor off they're afraid of that. You can turn on the vacuum with no hose and they're more or less calm you unbelievable fuckwit. You colossal, lackluster utter failure.

    4. Re:Feline brains too by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      never owned a cat I see. cats' are just as afraid of uprights with no hose. I think you have a large-penis fetish

    5. Re:Feline brains too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      1) The plural of cat is cats. No apostrophe is needed before or after (?) the "s"

      2) I've owned plenty of cats, and the more you interact with them positively the less afraid they are of noises, but you can't make them comfortable around hoses or hissing air (like a can of compressed air, the hiss)

    6. Re:Feline brains too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've actually seen people hypothesize that cats pin their ears back and hiss in order to trigger the "oh fuck, a snake" part of its opponents' brains

  8. Forward facing eyes by jklovanc · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I thought they were prevalent on hunting animals because stereoscopic vision was important to depth perception which is critical when attacking another animal. Are snakes the reason for raptors having forward facing eyes too?

    Something else that looks like a snake? Vines used by primates to move through jungles.

    1. Re:Forward facing eyes by AC-x · · Score: 3, Informative

      I thought they were prevalent on hunting animals because stereoscopic vision was important to depth perception which is critical when attacking another animal

      The primates that humans evolved from where primarily frugivores, however they also had binocular vision.

    2. Re:Forward facing eyes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Something that'd be very important? Knowing which vine as a vine and which vine was a snake.

    3. Re:Forward facing eyes by jklovanc · · Score: 1

      They also used to move through the trees. It is very important to know just how far away that branch or vine is if you want to jump to it.

    4. Re:Forward facing eyes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then there are those who look like Natasha Henstridge in a railway uniform and topless. Forward facing eyes, the sign of a predator.

  9. Just false. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. ALL land predators have binocular vision - we have binocular vision, thus derived from a predator.
    2. forward looking vision does not prevent snake attack from the rear.
    3. even mice have better "snake" identification than primates.

    1. Re:Just false. by AC-x · · Score: 1

      Talking about "just false",

      ALL land predators have binocular vision - we have binocular vision, thus derived from a predator.

      The primates that humans evolved from where primarily frugivore yet had binocular vision, thus our binocular vision did not come from preying on other animals.

    2. Re:Just false. by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 1

      Primarily frugivore. Which means secondary was?
      Also, what did the progenitor of that primate eat? The fruit eater might have been decended from a preditor that saw it's preferred prey animal die off and compensated by incorporating more fruit into its diet.

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    3. Re:Just false. by camperdave · · Score: 1

      Talking about "just false",

      ALL land predators have binocular vision - we have binocular vision, thus derived from a predator.

      The primates that humans evolved from where primarily frugivore yet had binocular vision, thus our binocular vision did not come from preying on other animals.

      The primates that we evolved from may have themselves evolved from predators, possibly mouse-sized insectivores.

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    4. Re:Just false. by cusco · · Score: 1

      Primarily arboreal animals tend to have binocular vision, for rather obvious reasons. I've never heard of squirrels being called predators (although red squirrels will occasionally eat eggs). They need stereoscopic vision to navigate through their environment.

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    5. Re:Just false. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The primates that humans evolved from where primarily frugivore

      Citation needed.

  10. Well duh. by RoboJ1M · · Score: 1

    Oh course they did.
    The one that told Adam to eat the apple.

  11. Re:Picking up shape from randomized patterns by Cryacin · · Score: 3, Funny

    yep, but unlike "angels" or "face of Jesus" [sic] that you quote, get it wrong with a snake, and you're naturally selected.

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  12. Re:So mudafucking snakes on a plane by Cryacin · · Score: 1

    Everyone who watched that movie was naturally selected. I feel smarter.

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  13. Restricted Study by jklovanc · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Compared with three other categories of stimuli (monkey faces, monkey hands, and geometrical shapes), snakes elicited the strongest, fastest responses,

    They compared one high value stimulus with a number of low value stimuli. How about adding a few other possibilities to the mix; predators like lions or wolves, prey animals, spiders, birds, etc. We have no idea if these other stimuli would get a greater response and, by their theory, influence primate evolution more. The study is obviously flawed.

    1. Re:Restricted Study by fatphil · · Score: 2

      Or stimuli like images guns, knives, suicide bombers, or zombies, none of which could have influenced early primate development, and yet would probably elicit a quick and strong response.

      "Flawed" barely scratches the surface.

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  14. How does that explain Kookaburras? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    1. Re:How does that explain Kookaburras? by Your.Master · · Score: 1

      Being able to detect snakes easily for avoidance parleys very well into being able to detect snakes for food.

  15. Breaking news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Surrounding environment affects evolution of living creatures!

  16. forward facing eyes? by dutchwhizzman · · Score: 2

    No, forward facing eyes are not to recognise snakes. Prey species, especially the ones that are "snake bite size" tend to have eyes on the sides of their heads, so they have a bigger peripheral to detect predators. Forward facing eyes are only seen in predators and omnivores that rely on eyesight to capture their prey.

    Snakes are just one form of predator or danger to humans or mammals in general. Humans, as most mammals, are very inaccurate at detecting snakes, unless they move. They are not more accurate at detecting snakes than they are at detecting any other animal, providing the level of camouflage of that animal is similar to that of the snakes. Singling out snakes to come up with a bunch of generic treats that we and other mammals have as the cause of these is bullcrap and there is no way to prove any of it. Maybe this is the sort of research a recently converted creationist or someone with a snake phobia would come up with. Snakes are nothing more than lizards that evolved to have no legs and the development of mammals saw many more forms and shapes of predators and dangers throughout their evolution that required exactly the same sort of adaptation. I challenge the writers of this paper to do a double blind test and evolve mammals again, both with and without snakes in their world and see what differences occur. Only then I will accept their proof, until then, go back to school and read up before you publish.

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    1. Re:forward facing eyes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Statement of opinion as fact. Check. Explanation of theory is a complete non-sequiteur. Check. (Humans are not "snake bite size", in case you missed that.)

      BTW it tends to be those with a creationist bent who claim you can't have a theory without a repeatable experiment (unless that theory happens to be their pet theory). You're falling for the exact same conceit here. Your theory that forward facing eyes are not to recognize snakes has no more evidence from repeatable experiments that this does, dumbass.

  17. If snakes didn't exist you'd have to invent them by PhilHibbs · · Score: 3, Interesting

    There is a niche for a small, fast, deadly predator. Snakes happen to have won the fight for that niche, and so it's them that we have evolved to spot. If it weren't for the snakes, we woud still exist because something else would exist that we had a need to spot and react really quickly to. Screw you, snakes, you're not all that.

  18. evolution does not occur in a vacuum by FudRucker · · Score: 2

    all the animals and vegetation and geography in the environment have an effect on the evolution of all things therein, it has synergy

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    1. Re:evolution does not occur in a vacuum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      evolution does not occur in a vacuum

      Hmm, I guess you empty your vacuum more often than I do, right?

  19. The Arrival by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do you want to see the ruins, my friend?

    Here's a tip: If you ever get the chance to travel with a Mexican rodeo... pass.

    Searching for ETs in this political environment is a tough sell.

    If you can't tend to your own planet, you don't deserve to live here.

  20. well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    You can do better.

  21. What about Lawyers? by Required+Snark · · Score: 4, Funny

    If this is true, it it might explain the evolution of lawyers. Under this hypothesis, lawyers would have evolved from snakes that preyed on monkeys. As the monkeys got smarter, the snakes evolved into monkey mimics that still had primates as their primary food source. Finally, it all makes sense.

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  22. Why did it have to be snakes? by Meneth · · Score: 2

    Looks like the old question finally gets an answer. :)

    1. Re:Why did it have to be snakes? by Captain+Hook · · Score: 2

      That explains why he was afraid of snakes, not why there were thousands of them living inside an apparently sealed tomb with no obvious food or water sources.

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  23. No video or photos of the torture then... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... why is that? Something to hide?
    More fraudulent, pointless 'research' by psychopaths who enjoy torturing animals.

    Did nobody read the Slashdot article yesterday about most 'research' being a fraud?

  24. Re:Picking up shape from randomized patterns by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While detecting specifically "angels" or the "face of Jesus" is not very relevant, detecting human-shaped objects and faces is very relevant. After all, the human-shaped object may be an enemy out to kill you, so you certainly don't want to miss it, and the face can give important information about that person, helping you to determine if that specific person is a threat to you or not.

  25. and lemme guess.. by Any+Web+Loco · · Score: 2

    you've had it with these motherfucking snakes on your motherfucking brain!

  26. Re:Picking up shape from randomized patterns by hoboroadie · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The random-face-generator in the brain is uncanny in its ability to amuse simple folk like myself. Also pretty tough on youngsters afraid of the dark.

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  27. Eew... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dateless and desperate?

    1. Re:Eew... by cyborg_zx · · Score: 1

      Dateless and desperate?

      Coming this fall, on FOX.

  28. Re:Picking up shape from randomized patterns by biodata · · Score: 2

    I agree, in a way I would have been more impressed if they had shown that these particular neurons are differentially stimulated by pictures of snakes and other snake-like objects. Darwin's ideas about many traits being sex-related may be relevant here - how about seeing whether these neurons can differentiate between pictures of snakes and cocks?

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  29. From the lowest point of view by colfer · · Score: 2

    But did snakes specifically evolve to lie in wait for primates and their delicious x-factor blood? Snakes as we know them would not have evolved without delicious primate blood. Which also explains vampires.

    1. Re:From the lowest point of view by camperdave · · Score: 1

      But did snakes specifically evolve to lie in wait for primates and their delicious x-factor blood? Snakes as we know them would not have evolved without delicious primate blood. Which also explains vampires.

      Yes, and that vestigial webbing we have between our fingers is some sort of genetic holdover from a batlike ancestor.

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    2. Re:From the lowest point of view by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no, that is vestigial from humans as aquatic primates....

  30. Snakes - on a plane! by remoteshell · · Score: 1

    The contribution of snakes in primate evolution led to movies about commercial aviation.

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  31. Enough is enough! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have had it with these motherf**king snakes on this motherf**king brain!

  32. Snakes on a brain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have had it with these m*******king snakes on this m*******king brain!

  33. What happened next by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After snakes helped evolve the primate brain, they went to help the human brain.
    This is what happened.

  34. Total Bullshit by The+Cat · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This is the problem with modern "science." Any consistency and color of shit can be shoveled as long as someone pulls something vaguely rational-sounding out of their ass and calls it science.

    Forward-facing eyes evolved for predators, not prey. They allow for judging of distance and depth, something a predator needs in order to chase. See lions, raptors, wolves, bears, etc.

    Side-facing eyes evolved for prey, so they can perceive a wide viewing angle for movement and differences in texture/shade. See antelope, horses, deer, rabbits.

    Primates evolved to take advantage of their hands. Enlarged visual centers for climbing and enlarged heads for the brains required to start using tools.

    Fuck, and I'm not even a scientist. This "let's see how much utter horseshit we can label science" routine is getting really tired.

    1. Re:Total Bullshit by camperdave · · Score: 1

      Depth perception is awfully handy when it comes to moving from branch to branch in the treetops, even if all you eat is fruit and leaves. Just ask the koalas, sloths, and tree kangaroos.

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    2. Re:Total Bullshit by cusco · · Score: 1

      Every arboreal climbing animal has binocular stereo vision, predator or not. Squirrels aren't predators but have excellent stereoscopic vision, or else they'd fall out of trees pretty frequently. They're not predators, they are in fact prey of pretty much everything that can get hold of one. Their eyes are much more forward-facing they they are side-facing. (When they do fall out of a tree it's funny as hell, though. They look even more embarrassed than a cat that's fallen.)

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    3. Re:Total Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Depth perception is awfully handy when it comes to moving from branch to branch in the treetops, even if all you eat is fruit and leaves. Just ask the koalas, sloths, and tree kangaroos.

      Do sloths have forward facing eyes? It doesn't look that way across all species. When you move that slowly and deliberately, you don't rely on depth perception.

      Squirrels don't have forward facing eyes, and they are masters at moving from branch to branch.

      I think tree-dwelling animals have disparate strategies for staying aloft. Sloths confirm every new hold before committing to a move. Squirrels have fast reflexes and can catch themselves with any of their four paws (and could probably use their tail and/or teeth in a pinch).

  35. Very Old News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This topic pops up as news every 2 or 3 years. I can't count how many times this has been discovered from National Geographic articles alone.

  36. Re:If snakes didn't exist you'd have to invent the by RDW · · Score: 1

    There is a niche for a small, fast, deadly predator. Snakes happen to have won the fight for that niche

    Honey Badger don't care: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg

  37. I have had it with these snakes .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have had it with these motherfucking snakes in my motherfucking brain!

  38. That much is plane. by drainbramage · · Score: 1

    Supporting evidence is that early primates rarely if ever flew.

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  39. Taygah, Taygah ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ditto for leopards. And water : the webbing between the fingers that other apes don't seem to have, hairlessness, permanent linear posture. All that's left is for science to explain the ET-like shadow, sense imprinted in the brain, as evidenced by transcranial stimulation.

  40. Good and evil by mdsolar · · Score: 2

    So, snakes are responsible for our ability to recognize the difference between good (no snake) and evil (SNAKE!!!). Where have I heard that one before?

  41. chicken/egg by argStyopa · · Score: 1

    The theory seems tautologous?
    If she's arguing that of early mammals, for the non-burrowing ones snakes were the worst predator - we aren't their only descenants.

    By that logic, then ALL descendants of non-burrowing mammals should have binocular vision and forward-facing eyes which is patently not true.

    If she's saying that PRIMATES specifically developed forward-facing eyes to deal with snakes, that seems less supportable when forward-facing vision is more generally found across nature in predators of all sorts. That seems a less contrived explanation.

    I don't doubt we have particularly good pattern-recognition circuits for snakes; they are a nasty predator for arboreal creatures. But to suggest they're the cause is nonsense.

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    1. Re:chicken/egg by cusco · · Score: 1

      I think we (and other arboreal animals and their descendents) have particularly good pattern-recognition for long twisty things; rather like the branches we needed to move safely through the trees. Some long twisty things were NOT good to grab though, as they might grab back.

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  42. I don't understand by NEDHead · · Score: 1

    How could snakes help build a brain when they have no hands?

  43. I told you ALL! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Evolution is the Devils play thing, now you know why we have thumbs!!

  44. all we really are is livestock. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nada: You see, I take these glasses off, she looks like a regular person, doesn't she? Put 'em back on...

    [puts them back on]

    Nada: ...formaldehyde-face!

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  45. Actually man by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

    > [snakes] ultimately endowed us with forward-facing eyes

    No they didn't. Swinging through trees did. There are two main reasons animals develop forward-facing AKA binocular vision: swinging through trees and being a hunting animal (lions, tigers, and bears).

    Otherwise independent eyes on the sides of your head are preferred so you can spot the lions, tigers, and bears.

    I wonder if bears initially got it because they are related to raccoons, tree climbers.

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  46. Reptilians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This only proves that we primates have been governed by an elite class of reptilian leaders for far longer than we care to admit!

  47. I know this from personal experience. by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1

    Very clearly etched in my memory. I was walking down the street in Bangalore, unpaved gravel street. Light breeze on. The wind rustled a long piece of dried coconut palm leaf frond. It slithered in the wind just as a snake would. I had encountered snakes in the wild may be a dozen times in my life previously, but none that long, nor slithering like that palm leaf. It was in the peripheral vision, suddenly almost everything else in my field of vision vanished, except for that snake/palm frond. Eyes pivoted to it, I was startled and instinctively jumped, startling a few near by who too reacted as though they had seen a snake! My body language was so clear they thought they saw a snake too. It was sheepish grin, we all laughed and moved on. I had always known our brains process slithering long things in the peripheral vision differently.

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  48. Re:Picking up shape from randomized patterns by theskipper · · Score: 2

    As a heterosexual male who doesn't like the outdoors, my brain would treat them the same.

  49. An old, familiar feeling by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 2

    Does anyone else remember being a child and playing "snakes in the grass"? That game always dug up what I would describe as a very primal fear that lives deep down in all of us.

  50. Just give them YouTube by Marrow · · Score: 1

    Soon they will be programmed to love kittys!

  51. Of course we couldn't have evolved without snakes! by morgauxo · · Score: 1

    We couldn't have evolved without snakes and billions of other details of our history being exactly what it was. It's exactly like the arguments that creationists use when they say that so many specific things had to be just so therefore it cannot be chance. Except... it fails to recognize that if something specific didn't happen in the past then something else would have been happening instead. Without snakes or with any other significant changes to our past some other species would have evolved. Perhaps they would then be looking into their own past.. wow... if X was different we wouldn't be here...

    What the article really tells us is that snakes were an important part of our ancestor's lives as our species evolved. Once you know that it goes without saying that we would be a different species without them.

  52. Snakes!?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow...

              Tis adds a whole new level of crediabilty to the book of Genisis...

  53. Re:Picking up shape from randomized patterns by minchazo · · Score: 1

    Going to use the toilet must be a terrifying experience for you...

  54. Communication as well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Perhaps our communication skills can be attributed to snakes as well. Perhaps, "If you see snake, grunt something." was a common tribal initiative back in the day. On a more serious note, it doesn't make a whole lot of sense for snakes to be heavily involved in our evolution. For the most part, we don't eat snakes, and snakes don't eat us. At best, snakes could be considered a sort of competitor for small game. It seems difficult to believe that at any point time, snakes actually had a significant effect on whether or not humans would reach sexual maturity, unless of course the prehistoric jungle was like that tomb full of snakes from raiders of the lost ark.

  55. Birds too by TheCarp · · Score: 1

    A while back I lived at a place with A/C units installed through the walls. It was nice except birds used to like to try and nest on the tops of the units, which made a terrible mess. I was going to get those spikes that are used to deter them when someone advised me different: Get some rubber snakes from the toy store and put those on top of the A/C units.

    Worked like a charm. Lived there another couple of years, didn't have trouble with birds on those A/Cs anymore.

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    "I opened my eyes, and everything went dark again"
  56. Obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking brain.

  57. "snakes have long shaped our primate lineage" by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

    Last part of last sentence of abstract, by the way

    And to which I say, big deal. Jaguars, spiders, raptors, poisonous mushrooms, etc, etc, etc. All of the above have. It's called their environment and snakes are no more important to a squirrel monkey than a Harpie eagle.

  58. The picture doesn't look like a snake? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Look at the pic from figure 1. Is that compression artifacts or what? It definitely does not look like a snake.

    Here you go:
    http://s12.postimg.org/y7oeqyu61/snake.png

  59. Snakes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Were they on a plane?
    Indiana Jones is now traveling by land and sea only. No more planes for him.

  60. Genesis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    there is so much truth in mythology

  61. Anecdote, one persons experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As a youth I slept hard, as hard as most youths do. Yet, on one occasion, I was awaken in the middle of the night. Sleeping in a clean, tidy, open concrete walled basement, one with painted walls and epoxy floors (like a sterile lab), I was quite agitated and simply could not sleep. After an hour or so, I arose and turned on my light. Nothing. But I was till agitated and tried to sleep. I arose again, but this time I looked under the bed for good measure. To my shock there was a snake, a garter snake. But it was only 6 inches long, a baby. Before and after not only did I never see a snake in the house, but the yard either, and seldom if ever am agitated during sleep. I attribute this event to some ancient watchdog function during sleep, one that may have evolved during evolutionary processes. Again, maybe coincidence.

  62. I've got a primate-brain-building snake right here by RogueWarrior65 · · Score: 1

    Seriously? Nobody is playing the trouser snake card?

  63. SNAKE! by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1

    Apple. Garden.

    'Nuff Said.

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    "Flyin' in just a sweet place,
    Never been known to fail..."
    1. Re:SNAKE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fanboy!!!

  64. Re:Picking up shape from randomized patterns by cusco · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Perhaps a more important differentiation to an arboreal animal would be snakes and branches. One represents safety, the other danger (and possibly lunch).

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    "Think about how stupid the average person is. Now, realise that half of them are dumber than that." - George Carlin
  65. Darwinism? by tech.kyle · · Score: 1

    Isn't this just the basis of evolution? Did we not all learn this in high school? Snakes may kill you. Any genetic advantage to avoid things that may kill you tend to propagate through the species over time.

    I thought everyone knew this.

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    If we colonize Mars, it won't be the World Wide Web anymore. UWW?
  66. Re:If snakes didn't exist you'd have to invent the by vux984 · · Score: 1

    . If it weren't for the snakes, we woud still exist because something else would exist that we had a need to spot and react really quickly to.

    Assuming that's so...

    That niche might have been taken by some sort large trapdoor spider like predator, that would erupt from hiding behind us.

    So instead of evolving better binocular vision to spot them, we'd have super acute hearing to catch the rustle that gave us an extra split second warning.

    we would still exist

    But we wouldn't be able to drive or shoot worth shit. For some people that's not really much of a change I guess.:)

  67. Re: Good, evil, perception, judgement. by MRe_nl · · Score: 1

    "Three Apples for the Elven-kings under the sky,
    Seven for the dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
    Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
    One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne,
    In the Land of Jesus where the Clergy lie.
    One Apple to rule them all, One Apple to find them,
    One Apple to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
    In the Land of Jesus where the Clergy lie".

    Mysteries 20:13-14

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    "Kill 'em all and let Root sort 'em out"
  68. Entropy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hypothesis not really very controversial. Naturally the way it's stated, which subtly implies "the direction evolution of primates owes entirely or largely to snakes over and above other factors", is disingenuous, but you have to expect that from slashdot summaries. The evolution of primates owes to the sum of all factors they and their predecessors encountered throughout evolutionary history. It's just like you can't reverse the butterfly effect and identify the particular butterfly that flapped its wings and caused Hurricane Katrina, it's pretty flimsy to try to work forward-looking eyes back to snakes specifically.

  69. The Truth is Painfully Simple by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

    There is a simple explination of why humans can see snakes and other preditor shapes. Those humans, and their ancestors that did not have this ability became food.

  70. Sesame Street Song by retroworks · · Score: 1

    From Big Bird: "One of these things is not like the others, One of these things just doesn't belong, Can you tell which thing is not like the others, By the time I finish my song?"

    From the Abstract: "Pulvinar neurons responded faster and stronger to snake stimuli than to monkey faces, monkey hands, and geometric shapes, and were sensitive to unmodified and low-pass filtered images but not to high-pass filtered images."

    They just choose one unfamiliar species, and based on reaction, attribute evolution to the out of four things. Had they put a monkey's tail, rather than hands, in the shape sample, it might have meant something more. Or an octopus. Or a banana. Or a cigar...

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    Gently reply
  71. Another article by RoccamOccam · · Score: 1

    This article http://www.nytimes.com/2006/09/03/opinion/03isbell.html?pagewanted=print seems to have a bit more justification and answers some of the questions from the comments above. In short, primates that evolved in regions with venomous snakes have distinctly better vision than those that evolved elsewhere.

  72. Mythology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I realize that Slashdot is targeted more to computer and hard science nerds than social science and humanities nerds, but I'm surprised there haven't been comments about the mythology of humans and snakes.

    In human folklore, snakes appear as associated with miracles of healing, purveyors of magical knowledge, embodiments of evil (particularly from the desert monotheisms and their modern cultural offshoots), and more. Though human stories often project anthropomorphic traits on many different animals, snakes are nearly always associated with some aspect of a supernatural or archetypal force. For example, the Greek trickster demigod-and-later-god Hermes was associated with snakes in several ways.

    Respectively, some examples from the list of associations above are the early Christian church's story of Paul in Acts 28, or that the snake was the sacred animal of Asklepios; the snake is the ouroborous, the symbol of infinity and rebirth (like in the shedding of its skin), and Tiamat, the water dragon goddess of Babylonian/Akkadian mythology was the primordial chaos that birthed the world; and the obvious example of evil snakes is the embodiment of the Adversary in the Jewish creation mythology, but David Icke's modern mythology of evil reptilian shapeshifter overlords no doubt draws from his own Christian faith. Snakes also play important roles in the imagery of Neoplatonic theurgy, alchemy, and Hindu mythology. Wikipedia has several interesting articles or lists of articles on the subject: see

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snake_worship
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Serpent_(symbolism)
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feathered_serpent_deity
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rainbow_Serpent
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caduceus
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kundalini_energy

    --"snake nerd"

    P.S. I am not attesting to the accuracy, or even scientific relevance except from a anthropology/folklore perspective, of any of this. Storytelling is what it is.

  73. Not just snakes ... by gstoddart · · Score: 1

    It's not just snakes, I think the human brain is pretty hard-wired for most forms of predator.

    I was at an outdoor/fishing show once, and as I came around a corner and looked up, about 50 feet in front of me was a tiger which had been stuffed and mounted. Not having seen many tigers before, I wasn't prepared for the sheer size of the damned thing.

    My brain registered an immediate "holy shit, run" -- because I suspect some primitive part of our brain is wired to say to us "you do not want to mess with that".

    This all happened before there was time for conscious thought. So I'm pretty sure it isn't just snakes -- my guess is deep in the primitive parts of your brain is a catalog of things to avoid.

    And, my brain was telling me that something 11 feet long and several hundred pounds of big furry predator was not something to tangle with.

    I'm not surprised by this even in the slightest -- because I've personally experienced an immediate flight response, and it wasn't even a live tiger. Once I got closer to it, I confirmed to myself that if I was out in the open and saw one of those things, it would be time for a clean pair of shorts. :-P

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    Lost at C:>. Found at C.
    1. Re:Not just snakes ... by Nyder · · Score: 1

      It's not just snakes, I think the human brain is pretty hard-wired for most forms of predator.

      ...

      Agree. Snakes weren't the only bad thing out there. Scorpions, spiders, some lizards, and various insects weren't exactly ignored either, I would imagine.

      As for our forward facing eyes, Ancient Alien Theorist say... lol, sorry, can't keep a straight face when I say that. =)

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    2. Re:Not just snakes ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And my wife says "Why are you watching this?" and me "Are you kidding, it is hilarious!"

      Alien Lizard People!

  74. Re:Picking up shape from randomized patterns by captain_dope_pants · · Score: 3, Informative

    There are countless of examples of people picking up shapes of what looked like "angels", or "face of Jesus", or whatever ... from things as diverged as rust on a door to oil stain on a glass window panel, and so on ...

    AC is so right - I was in a church the other day and looked up at a glass window panel and I was like "OMG it's full of angels and faces of Jesus!"

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  75. Re:Picking up shape from randomized patterns by larpon · · Score: 1

    Creationists will probably say it's because of the snake in the Garden of Eden - Adam and Eve started out as wall-eyed!

  76. Uniquely? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It seems to me like this study has concentrated on the reaction of primates to snakes, but it doesn't say anything about how other mammals react to snakes. (Unless the medial and dorsolateral pulvinar are specific to primates, but I'm guessing they're not.) There once was a time when all mammals were essentially small rodents... I wouldn't be surprised if this deeply rooted recognition of snake like activity long predated the appearance of primates.

  77. Why has primate evolution stopped? by mveloso · · Score: 1

    Snakes are still there, and so are primates. Shouldn't we be seeing more speciation as time goes on?

  78. Re:Picking up shape from randomized patterns by Your.Master · · Score: 1

    It said nothing about our brains. It talked about macaque brains in captive-born animals that had *never in their lives seen a snake*.

  79. Enough is enough!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have had it with these muthafuckin snakes in this muthafuckin brain!

  80. What about Jennifer? by AndyKron · · Score: 1

    What about Jennifer Aniston? How did they react to her?

  81. ...as we know them would never never evolved witho by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...or retroviruses and the p53

  82. Re:Picking up shape from randomized patterns by Reziac · · Score: 1

    My mom has that same trait I've seen in films of wild monkeys -- if she sees a snake, ANY snake, she immediately screams and points and jumps onto the nearest raised object. It's hardwired, totally instinctive reaction on her part.

    I react the other way around -- if I see a poisonous snake, I instantly go into hunter/killer mode, and woe unto the rattlesnake that crosses my path.

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    ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
  83. Re:Picking up shape from randomized patterns by cusco · · Score: 1

    My wife does the same thing with frogs, and my niece with spiders. It may be deeply seated, but it's not instinctual.

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    "Think about how stupid the average person is. Now, realise that half of them are dumber than that." - George Carlin
  84. Re:Picking up shape from randomized patterns by S1ngularity · · Score: 1

    I'm going to go with the opposite here. Clearly the snake in the Garden of Eden is just a manifestation of this deep primate-brain evolution.

  85. so, if i have a snake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    in my pants, how will this play out?

  86. Re:Picking up shape from randomized patterns by Optali · · Score: 1

    In fact the only evolutionary reason for snakes to have a special importance in shaping human and simian features would have been if we where snake predators...

    3D vision and the ability for fixing on branch like patterns are of such importance for an arboreal animal as our primate ancestors that anything else has to be considered purely incidental.

    And why snakes and not eagles or leopards?

    A stupid study.

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