Edward Snowden's New Job: Tech Support
Nerval's Lobster writes "Government whistleblower Edward Snowden, exiled in Russia after releasing top-secret documents about the National Security Agency's surveillance activities to the press, has a new job: tech support. Snowden's lawyer, Anatoly Kucherena, told the Associated Press that his client starts work Nov. 1 for a "major" Russian Website, which he declined to name. In June, Snowden—a former CIA employee who worked as a contractor for the NSA—began feeding an enormous pile of classified charts and documents about federal surveillance programs to The Guardian and other newspapers. Many of those documents suggested that the NSA, ordinarily tasked with intercepting communications from terrorists and foreign governments, collects massive amounts of information on ordinary Americans, which in turn ignited a firestorm of controversy. The Snowden revelations have continued into this week, with The Washington Post reporting that the NSA has aggressively targeted Google and Yahoo servers. Snowden's documents suggest that the agency has figured out how to tap the links connecting the two tech giants' datacenters to the broader Web. Google told the Post that it was "troubled" by the report. A Yahoo spokesperson insisted that the company had "strict controls in place to protect the security of our datacenters" and that "we have not given access to our data centers to the NSA or to any other government agency.""
"IT support. Have you tried turning the NSA tapping device off and on again?"
Ezekiel 23:20
I think so !!
Don't give him root.
Some people die at 25 and aren't buried until 75. -Benjamin Franklin
So he hasn't even been arrested yet, and his punishement has already started?
He will be tech support for ... FSB
Maybe www.fsb.ru?
The world now is a better and safer place.
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OH WAIT!
He should've just let them shoot him.
A Yahoo spokesperson insisted that the company had "strict controls in place to protect the security of our datacenters" and that "we have not given access to our data centers to the NSA or to any other government agency, unless Edward Snowden has evidence that we were cooperating the entire time at which point we will clam up and not be available for comment."
There, fixed that for you unnamed Yahoo spokesperson.
Yup, he's got to go to work.
But who would have thought that a contractor would be able to be called a whistle-blower? Or that a snooping agency would have been able be snooping? And that one or the other would be abusing the power of office. Or that the contractors could have two bosses. I wounder...
since the u.s. claims global jurisdiction over its citizens regardless of where they travel to or reside, and he is still one, now he's gonna have to file taxes.... that means if they don't know it yet, by april 15th, the feds will know his address... and if he doesn't file, he can then be arrested on tax evasion.. even if what he's done already ends up being legal whistleblowing.
Whatever Snowden did to bottle up his stolen cache of documents, it has apparently kept the entire US security apparatus at bay.
Now, THAT'S a project that would look good on an IT resume, anywhere.
"We receive as friendly that which agrees with, we resist with dislike that which opposes us" - Faraday
Document leaker provides IT support for YOU!
Just encode them as illiterate, incoherent, childish ramblings and post them to Slashdot. No one will ever find them there... like looking for a needle in a haystack!
I felt bad for the man who had no signature, until I met a man who had no comment.
That's my guess. :)
Der Tod ist der einzige Weg hier raus!
I can feel his pain.
After having lived in Russia for some 6 month cumulatively, I have this to say: Edward Snowden is going to love it.
A few reasons:
- Incredibly beautiful women
- Incredibly cool clubs and bars
- Awesome Moscow Ballet / Classical Music / Cultural Events / Arts / Museums
- McDonalds has a whole wheat bun, need I say more?
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain... time... to... die...
If the FBI can't get him, the IRS will. Nice.
Is it just my observation, or are there way too many stupid people in the world?
Yahoo may not have given it, but it sure sounds like the NSA has done it anyway.
Lost at C:>. Found at C.
If the NSA had actually tapped the fiber between Google and Yahoo's data centers and the internet without their knowledge and this actually turned out to be true after they investigated would either company actually publicly say "After an investigation we have found the NSA has been tapping our fiber without our knowledge and we are taking steps to stop this"? I think that highly unlikely and if anything even if this was true Google and Yahoo would continue to issue denials that this had ever happened or that it was possible.
I was hoping he was going to have to learn the Russian phrase for "Would you like fries with that comrade?" Not that tech support isn't punishment too, it just pays better.
His English is likely pretty good, so maybe phone support would be a good gig for him.
"File to fit, pound to insert, paint to match" - Aircraft Maintenance 101
Manager of external archiving by any chance ? :-)
Did he start to believe all those In Soviet Russia jokes??
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He can outbid anyone on Ebay. Anyone.
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Your post is completely incoherent.
The Energy Department's Office of Energy Efficiency and Renewable Energy (EERE), as part of its commitment to strengthen the nation's clean energy economy and to increase communications with the public and other stakeholders, today announced the launch of a new blog on Energy.gov.
That's my guess. Any others?
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Bah. Stupid filters don't understand my intent. "Your comment violated the "postercomment" compression filter. Try less whitespace and/or less repetition."
You do not have a moral or legal right to do absolutely anything you want.
When China wiretaps and cracks US systems, it's an act of war.
When the USA wiretaps and cracks soverign states like Germany, it's "Well, they're spies! Whadayuhexpect?".
My guess is Yandex, they have a popular search via DuckDuckGo, and if they can upgrade their stuff (needs https on search) so we can ditch DuckDuckGo (US based) for Yandex directly, I'll happily switch.
"NSA has aggressively targeted Google and Yahoo servers"
Why aren't NSA attacking Microsoft Live / Hotmail? I suspect they don't need to to get whatever access they want.
Nice that the FISA court said NSA couldn't hack Google and Yahoo, so they did it under a different authority that doesn't require the FISA court.
The US plugged the leak, no new documents has been leaked lately, just been releasing the June documents in a timely rate. And while there are no new leakers, the government keep promising that they did not ever, is not doing, and will stop doing whatever is in this leaks, hoping that there are people with lower IQ than body temperature (in celsius) that believes them, while now there is no way to truly verify that (they probably will even release their own "leaks" to keep the illusion of that all will be legal from now on).
Anyway, for what Snowden did, (if i owned a big enough company) i would give him a good salary even for doing nothing. And if can do something useful, something that he would enjoy doing, the better.
Ed - "Hello this Edward, how can I help you today."
L User - "yes Comrad, my mouse appears not to be working anymore."
Ed - " Ok" (.Clicky- clack- clack) "just let me get root access here on your PC"...
L User- "Click"
Ed - "Hello Comrad, are you still there? I seem to have lost you..."
No, he didn't. He achieved nothing—not even controversy. The most he did was sacrifice a great life in exchange for an apathetic nonresponse from the American people. “Nobody can hear you. Nobody cares about you. Nothing will come of this.”
Well done, Snowden!
... Many of those documents proved beyond any reasonable doubt that the NSA, ordinarily tasked with intercepting communications from terrorists and foreign governments, collects massive amounts of information on ordinary Americans ...
FTFY. The released documents 'suggest' wrongdoing by the NSA in much the same way a bear eating your face off 'suggests' the presence of dangerous wildlife in the area.
The reason they don't tell you what site he's working for is because they don't want you to know it's hosted in Russia....It's the Obamacare site! Maybe he can get it running smoothly!
Once a thief, always a thief.
Snowden is no longer leaking docs, and hasn't since the original handover.
Its the journalists (Glen Greenwald & Laura Poitras) he handed the docs to who have been trickling out the docs.
They have stated that they have multiple copies in multiple locations and the intercept at Heathrow Airport of Glen Greenwald's partner, David Miranda, where the British confiscated USB drives containing copies of classifed materials did not hinder their access to the material.
(Who gives their partner a bunch of classified docs and then asks them to fly via one of the USA's closest allies and not expect them to get stopped?)
No no no, it's too intuitive that Google is 1 and Apple is 0! You should swap them!
http://xkcd.com/257/
He is a currently in a language & accent training class learning how to say 'This is Vladmir speaking. How may I help you?' in Russian.
The USSR often gives jobs, usually non-cushy ones, to defectors. Lee Harvey Oswald got a job in a radio factory assembly line. I guess IT support is the modern equivalent.
"Snowden did transition from a whistle blower to a spy though"
No. He did not.
He was a whistleblower and remains a whistleblower.
Google is "troubled" but I doubt they will raise a much bigger fuss than that. Why? Because they are competing for government contracts against Microsoft and other vendors for Cloud services etc. So while this deeply undermines the company, they probably won't get too loud about it until it starts to wreck their reputation too severely.
I'm surprised he was hired in the first place. He might be talented and an asset to any organization but he's also proven himself to be a liability. He will likely never be hired anywhere anybody has something to hide ever again.
Comrade, Berlin wall has fallen decades ago. Boris the Drunken rode tank to White House and threw Communists out. Oligarchs in charge now.
The point is that IF (or when?) they get him, instead of an ugly trial process that the government may even loose, or not get a severe enough punishment (for them), or they may be forced to reveal (even more) stuff they don't want to, they have a very easy and clear-cut tax evasion case. Also, the public doesn't like people who avoid taxes, so it's also much easier on the PR front. And no war between the pro- and contra-Snowden factions, at least not nearly as much compared to if the trial is about "treason".
I'll bet he's designing the Putincare website - which will work flawlessly!!
or so I'm told...
Whatever Snowden did to bottle up his stolen cache of documents, it has apparently kept the entire US security apparatus at bay.
"US Security apparatus At bay"? How so?
As I see it, they have stopped him from having access to any additional materials to leak, effectively confined him to living in Russian hands and although additional documents are trickling out, his time in the limelight is almost over. As I see it, he is alive today only because the US security apparatus decided to let him live for now, and the Russians are only going to be interested in him for as long as they can keep documents trickling out that they haven't yet seen.
Where Snowden did control part of this whole fiasco at the start, he is in large part just a pawn now, has been since he left Hong Kong. I don't see any way for him to become relevant again, which is probably why he's still alive. The Russians may or may not keep him. If they don't, he will likely be captured and returned to the US for trial. If they do decide to keep him, it's only because it would be another jab at the US and might serve to get NSA funding reigned in some. The Russians do give a flying flip about privacy, monitoring phone calls or other things the NSA might do, they just want to make the NSA/CIA as least capable as they can and Snowden gives them a little bit of leverage.
The real question is would Snowden's capture and trial or the grant of his asylum claim serve their purposes the best. You can bet he'll be in US hands within hours if they want the trial. In the mean time, they just wait and watch the NSA get defunded.
"File to fit, pound to insert, paint to match" - Aircraft Maintenance 101
That's why I encrypted it with ROT-13 before encoding. Twice, for extra security.
Then I remembered that there's some obscure vulnerability in the double-ROT-13 implementation, so I ran it through ROT-26 as well. I figure that's good enough for anybody... but just for fun, I then XOR'd it with a string of 0xFF bytes. Since XOR encryption is fairly easy to hack, I took the resulting string, converted it to binary, and ran an extra ROT-1 pass on it (modulo 2, of course... I'm not stupid), and converted the result back to ASCII.
That's what I encoded.
You do not have a moral or legal right to do absolutely anything you want.
The linked slashot article is the only one that I've seen that specifically mentions tech support. All of the other articles, including the source Russian articles don't mention specifically what he'll be doing there. Something tells me that you do just out out there and hire Edward Snowden as a first level help desk rep or something similar. I think Slashdot is just making up stuff again. My guess is that he's probably involved in security or IT administrator role. Wow, even the MSM is covering this one more accurately than /.
You might want to look up your history a bit ... Lee Harvey Oswald was shot and killed 2 days after he shot Kennedy while in police custody in Dallas ... he never made it anywhere near Russia ...
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Hopefully, the "major Russian website" company asked USIS (www.usis.com) to do a thorough background check on Snowden. They have done admirably in the past.
He will also receive a honorary pension from KGB.
"You might want to look up your history a bit"
Irony detector overload.
You might want to look up some history yourself. Mr Oswald worked in a factory after defecting to the USSR, before returning to the USA and ultimately eating those bullets.
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I'm logging to all our infrastructure from shared wifi networks using telnet
He's no longer in possession of them. He hasn't had his documents since he left the country. He also wouldn't have the means to protect them. The ONE smart thing he did was not taking the documents to China or Russia.
I swear to God...I swear to God! That is NOT how you treat your human!
Events around NSA, Snowden etc. bring whole new dimension to playing Splinter Cells and watching Person of Interest. It's always interesting when scenarios that were "what if" during the time game or show was made actually meet reality. "Told you so!" syndrome?
There is no light without darkness.
So ignorant.
Fuck you dipshit. You should be beaten for the tone you use.
save the arguments about moral superiority. it's not really a meaningful argument to claim that something didn't live up to whatever expectations you put on them based on faulty perceptions.
Ask George Washington, Mohandas Gandhi and Oskar Schindler.
"Flyin' in just a sweet place,
Never been known to fail..."
Call the Register!
"Flyin' in just a sweet place,
Never been known to fail..."
Offical. From the USA, even.
Snowden doesn't fit the definition.
Can't he provide his lawyer address or some Russian address that is not where he actually lives at? Taxes would be the same in one or another Moscow neighborhood.
If he ends up legal, giving a false address while still paying doesn't seem a serious charge (IANAUS&ATANAL).
If he ends up illegal, he should avoid being arrested anyway (do you get extradited for tax evasion? Even if you are acknowledged a refugee?)
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Google if you are so upset, how about diverting some of that lobbying money (~$3.5 million) towards representatives that want to fix this problem..Because lack of trust by your 'customers' is a big problem for you and your ilk. One which might not manifest itself immediately but will over time.
And while you're at it, stop by to Diane Feinstein's office and ask her what the heck she's smoking! She's gone warmongering at John McCain levels at this point.
He'll be back to the US before you know it, for a nice easy life term.
When Snowden first started leaking intel, it almost all pertained to the blatantly illegal and overreaching domestic surveillance of US citizens. Now that Snowden is in Russia, being offered jobs by Russian firms, his leaks are ones that greatly embarrass the US on the international level and spoil relations between the US and its NATO allies. This isn't a coincidence. The Russians snapped up Snowden the instant he landed in their territory, and now he's entirely dependent on them - even for a livelyhood, now. I wonder just who has custody of that laptop with all the encrypted files he was toting around, at this very moment. Even if Snowden still has physical possession of it, I rather suspect the Russians are the ones making "suggestions" about how he uses the data therein. He started this as a whistleblower - and he might well still be one, but I doubt he's calling the shots anymore.
I love that your homepage at the time of posting was www.NSA.co.il
Just encode them as illiterate, incoherent, childish ramblings and post them to Slashdot.
That's impossible, illiterates can't write at all. I will agree that there seems to be a whole lot of aliterates here, though. "There car's are over they're." Aliterate.
"The man who doesn't read has no advantage over a man who can't read." -- Twain (Clemons)
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What? You think that the charges are correct MERELY BECAUSE THEY ARE CHARGED?
No.
They do not.
The official USA definition of what espionage is and what a spy is DOES NOT include Snowden.
The USSR often gives jobs, usually non-cushy ones, to defectors. Lee Harvey Oswald got a job in a radio factory assembly line. I guess IT support is the modern equivalent.
Gasp! You mean just like how those dissidents from China and the old USSR somehow managed to find a job after they got to America? Who would have thought there would be companies willing to hire them?! Right?
put a .22 through snowden's head? I think this sets up a bad presedent, just send someone and put him down like the treasonous dog that he is, to ensure that this does not happen again.
One aspect about this guy that hasn't been covered enough, at least as far as I have seen, is Snowden's use of Twitter.
https://twitter.com/EJosephSnowden
Like really, that's all the guy has right? Can he use email, because can he ever trust it? Meanwhile he's twitterin' with the best of 'em, from an undisclosed and secure location somewhere inside Russia. I am surprised he's as vocal as he is, albeit on Twitter. Maybe I'm mistaken and that feed is a hoax, but it seems real to me.
The press never seems to cover his twitter feed, although I did hear about Anna Chapman's marriage proposal she sent to him via Twitter. But I imagine if he were to take her up on her offer, he'd get in trouble with whoever it is that issued his US government clearance, seeing as how she was kicked out of the country for being a spy.