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Facebook Patented Making NSA Data Handoffs Easier

theodp writes "In June, Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg blasted 'outrageous press reports' about the PRISM surveillance program, denying that Facebook was ever 'part of any program to give the U.S. or any other government direct access to our servers.' What Zuckerberg didn't mention, and what the press overlooked, is that the USPTO granted Facebook a patent in May for its Automated Writ Response System. Like the NSA-enabling systems described by the NY Times on the same day Zuckerberg cried foul, the patent covers technical methods to more efficiently share the personal data of users with law enforcement agencies (LEAs) in response to lawful government requests via APIs and secured portals installed at company-controlled locations. 'While handing over data in response to a legitimate FISA request is a legal requirement,' the Times noted, 'making it easier for the government to get the information is not, which is why Twitter could decline to do so.'"

137 comments

  1. What an asshole by Enter+the+Shoggoth · · Score: 5, Insightful

    'nuf said

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    Andy Warhol got it right / Everybody gets the limelight
    Andy Warhol got it wrong / Fifteen minutes is too long.
    1. Re:What an asshole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's a reason for the term "Zuckerpunched" after all...

    2. Re:What an asshole by ifiwereasculptor · · Score: 1

      Can't you see he's fighting for our freedoms? That patent is just the start, there are plenty more in the works. Eventually, they'll cover every way of handing the government information, and no one else will be able to do it. It's genius.

    3. Re:What an asshole by gbjbaanb · · Score: 1

      I think you're being too lenient toward him..
      in the future, everyone will still have to hand the government information, only now Fuckerberg will demand a licence payment each time.

    4. Re:What an asshole by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      nah, this is great - patent all the methods for complying with illegal NSA spying to make sure that other companies can't do the same. It's an effective attack limiter to only one company per valid attack.

      I'm pretending the NSA won't illegally coerce the companies into illegally violating the patents for the illegal surveillance they're coercing the companies into doing. Oh, sorry, that's the FBI, isn't it?

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    5. Re:What an asshole by GameboyRMH · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Let's not forget, this is the same guy who signed up for Google+ the day it launched and then closed his account because he "didn't want Google tracking him" or something like that.

      He mocks the stupidity of the Average Joe right in front of their faces and they never catch on.

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      "When information is power, privacy is freedom" - Jah-Wren Ryel
    6. Re:What an asshole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny, because that's exactly how the Democrats view their voters.

    7. Re:What an asshole by neoform · · Score: 1

      >He mocks the stupidity of the Average Joe right in front of their faces and they never catch on.

      You realize this supports his claim.

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      MABASPLOOM!
    8. Re:What an asshole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      'nuf said

      Facebook = TimeSuck

    9. Re:What an asshole by formfeed · · Score: 1

      Like

  2. At least now we know the real Mark Zuckerberg ... by Taco+Cowboy · · Score: 2

    ... and I am glad I never waste any of my time in fb

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    Muchas Gracias, Señor Edward Snowden !
  3. Yest another reason by Cornwallis · · Score: 2

    to avoid F***book.

    1. Re:Yest another reason by clickety6 · · Score: 1

      to avoid F***book.

      FISABook?

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    2. Re:Yest another reason by cffrost · · Score: 1

      to avoid F***book.

      I haven't heard that one... Farcebook, Facecrook... Fuck(erberg's)book, obfuscated with self-censorship?

      Mark Fuckerberg's scheme is to collect billions of dollars worth of marks' PII, then pimp it all out to his customers (NSA, FBI, FSB, corporate propagandists, your worst enemy, etc.). The mark's cut of the money made from selling his or her PII amounts to some zero dollars and cents per year, plus inundation with targeted corporate propaganda meant to manipulate the mark's decisions/habits/behaviors, and the creation of opportunities for security/privacy/identity exploitations. Maybe I'm just totally bananas, but this arrangement strikes me as a sucker deal. Hence, I consider "Facecrook" to be the scheme's most fitting name.

      I don't need any reason not to be a mark for Fuckerberg and his Facecrook — I can't conceive a reason to become one in the first place. The only I can think up for this scheme is to sign up one's enemies.

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      Thank you, Edward Snowden.

      "Arguments from authority are worthless." —Carl Sagan
    3. Re:Yest another reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Faustbook!

    4. Re:Yest another reason by cffrost · · Score: 1

      Faustbook!

      That'd work, excepting one small detail: Unlike Faust's trading of his soul in order to gain knowledge, Faustbook accepts souls* in order for Fuckerberg to gain complete knowledge over about his victims. Worse than a Faustian bargain, it is — just as I opined above — a straight-up sucker deal.

      "If you give me six lines written by the hand of the most honest of men, I will find something in them which will hang him." —Cardinal Richelieu

      * My secular interpretation of "souls" in this context: Anything given up that can bite one in the ass minutes or decades later — (e.g., compromising pics (e.g., close proximity to a possible water-pipe (used to smoke drugs!) or large container of part-ethanol), criminal admissions, evidence of personal backstabbing or betrayal, conduct unbecoming a wage slave (a vulnerability especially to those in Right-to-be-canned—just-because states and those deprived of adequate trade union protection), letting it slip that oneself is an Arab/Muslim in the US with an interest in science/engineering/photography/aircraft, disclosing a health problem, making a joke involving guns, bombs, and/or airports, expressing an interest in gunpowder/backpacking/pressure-cooking, discussing an interest or activity that's "innocent" today but targeted by over-funded TLAs looking for "terrorists" (or whoever's on the "threat" menu) another day, when they come looking... etc.).

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      Thank you, Edward Snowden.

      "Arguments from authority are worthless." —Carl Sagan
    5. Re:Yest another reason by KiloByte · · Score: 1

      I for one resolve the "***" to "aeces". Which is still an insult to honest fertilizer.

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  4. Legitimate FISA request by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    legitimate FISA request

    By their very nature they fail to be legitimate in my eyes.

    1. Re:Legitimate FISA request by mrbester · · Score: 1

      There's also an interesting meaning of the word 'legal' of which I was previously unaware as being remotely legitimate.

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  5. Re:At least now we know the real Mark Zuckerberg . by Enter+the+Shoggoth · · Score: 5, Interesting

    ... and I am glad I never waste any of my time in fb

    Indeed - the ony thing more amazing than people putting personal shit up on a public website is people putting personal shit up on a public website that's owned and run by a known sociopath.

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    Andy Warhol got it right / Everybody gets the limelight
    Andy Warhol got it wrong / Fifteen minutes is too long.
  6. Re:At least now we know the real Mark Zuckerberg . by Mitreya · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ... and I am glad I never waste any of my time in fb

    Don't worry -- at least half a dozen of your friends are working hard to make sure you are not forgotten (posting and tagging fotos, marking "I know this person from..." questions, etc.)

  7. Ok this just in by Nov8tr · · Score: 5, Informative

    If Mark Zuckerberg isn't Satan, he is at least a close relative.

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    I'm old, not dead. Well that's my 2 cents worth, your mileage may vary. I say what I think, not what you want to hear.
    1. Re:Ok this just in by mrbester · · Score: 1

      He's the bastard son. As if Satan has any other kind.

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      "Wait. Something's happening. It's opening up! My God, it's full of apricots!"
    2. Re:Ok this just in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ^^^^^ FAN BOY ^^^^^

    3. Re:Ok this just in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You do realize that what you're saying would in all likelihood make him an angel? Surely you don' t mean that!

    4. Re:Ok this just in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait, Satan has family?

    5. Re:Ok this just in by Kiuas · · Score: 1

      Satan? Seriously?

      You equate the one character from the Bibble that had the balls to stand up against the divine tyranny to this Mark Zuckerberg? That's offensive to Satan.

      In all seriousness, as an atheist I don't much care about the feelings of imaginary beings, but looking at the bibble as a story and comparing the characters, there is 1 divine "big brother", who watches everything you do and one guy who tells you to oppose such foolishness.

      To quote great speech by Al Pacino ('John Milton'), whose in fact Satan (in the movie), in The Devil's Advocate

      John Milton: Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow. Ahaha. And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick, fuckin' ass off! He's a tight-ass! He's a SADIST! He's an absentee landlord! Worship that? NEVER!

      Kevin Lomax: "Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven", is that it?

      John Milton: Why not? I'm here on the ground with my nose in it since the whole thing began. I've nurtured every sensation man's been inspired to have. I cared about what he wanted and I never judged him. Why? Because I never rejected him. In spite of all his imperfections, I'm a fan of man! I'm a humanist. Maybe the last humanist."

      Just sayin: you should reconsider things if you think satan's the bad guy in the """good""" book.

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      "It is the business of the future to be dangerous" -Alfred North Whitehead
    6. Re:Ok this just in by Nov8tr · · Score: 1

      You're preachin to the choir. :D My point had nothing to do with "reality" and everything to do with humor. :D

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      I'm old, not dead. Well that's my 2 cents worth, your mileage may vary. I say what I think, not what you want to hear.
  8. Doesn't matter - FB has entered a death spiral by korbulon · · Score: 5, Interesting

    As go the teenagers, so goes the industry.

    http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2013/nov/10/teenagers-messenger-apps-facebook-exodus

    With all this social networking shit, perception is key: once FB is no longer consider cool or the "in-thing", it's fucked. Like Myspace fucked.

    1. Re:Doesn't matter - FB has entered a death spiral by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except Facebook is/was actually useful so the death spiral won't be so fast. It'll be a generation or two instead of...wait, whoever used myspace to begin with?

    2. Re:Doesn't matter - FB has entered a death spiral by rvw · · Score: 1

      As go the teenagers, so goes the industry.

      http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2013/nov/10/teenagers-messenger-apps-facebook-exodus

      With all this social networking shit, perception is key: once FB is no longer consider cool or the "in-thing", it's fucked. Like Myspace fucked.

      Unless the "old" people (30-50) really don't care about what those kids do, as long as they have a means of keeping in touch with the rest of the family. And if they do, the kids will complain, but will stay as well, although not as active.

    3. Re:Doesn't matter - FB has entered a death spiral by peragrin · · Score: 2

      the trick is only active accounts generate ad revenue. without people Facebook has nothing to sell(you) to its customers(ad companies)

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      i thought once I was found, but it was only a dream.
    4. Re:Doesn't matter - FB has entered a death spiral by korbulon · · Score: 1

      The problem that Facebook faces is that much of its current stock price critically hinges on the belief that it is a "growth" stock. Look at some of the numbers ( http://www.thestreet.com/story/12043406/1/the-beginning-of-the-end-for-facebook.html ):

      The stock is ridiculously priced at 208 times trailing earnings, 48 times 2014 consensus earnings estimates, more than 10 times book value, and 18 times revenue.

      Once investors realize that FB is no longer growing - especially that young eyeballs and thumbs have moved elsewhere - they will also realize that it will never live up to its (admittedly unrealistic) future earnings estimates. At which point the stock price will plummet.

      That being said, I slightly retract my previous statement: FB won't die out completely, it will merely linger.

    5. Re:Doesn't matter - FB has entered a death spiral by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except Facebook is/was actually useful so the death spiral won't be so fast. It'll be a generation or two instead of...wait, whoever used myspace to begin with?

      Useful to who? Besides rampant attention whores without real friends, people incapable of extracting their noses from the person in fronts arserhole, people who believe anyone who doesn't have a fffacebook page must worship at the evil Google Altar, and, "intelligence" agencies.

      Oh there's a problem all right... (apologies to Bill Hicks).

    6. Re:Doesn't matter - FB has entered a death spiral by somersault · · Score: 0

      The Facebook Messenger app is much better than WhatsApp IMO.. it allows you to continue conversations uninterrupted either on your PC or mobile, plus it's free. Not sure why people get so interested in it. One person I knew said her phone had "free international texts" - which sounded like a pretty awesome deal - but then I found out she just meant using WhatsApp. Wtf?

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      which is totally what she said
    7. Re:Doesn't matter - FB has entered a death spiral by TheHonch · · Score: 1

      Tila Tequila!

    8. Re:Doesn't matter - FB has entered a death spiral by mbkennel · · Score: 2


      | Besides rampant attention whores without real friends, people incapable of extracting their noses from the person in fronts arserhole, people who believe anyone who doesn't have a fffacebook page must worship at the evil Google Altar, and, "intelligence" agencies.

      Sounds like there will be customers for decades.

      Nobody ever lost a dollar by underestimating the taste of the American public. -- P.T. Barnum

    9. Re:Doesn't matter - FB has entered a death spiral by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As go the teenagers, so goes the industry.

      http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2013/nov/10/teenagers-messenger-apps-facebook-exodus

      With all this social networking shit, perception is key: once FB is no longer consider cool or the "in-thing", it's fucked. Like Myspace fucked.

      Teenagers don't matter, since they don't have money to spend on ads. There are tons of non-teenagers on the site who are locked in now.

      You get back to me if FB stock ever makes a new 52 week low. Probably be waiting a long time for that.

  9. But but but.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Maybe they patented it so that nobody would use it?

    1. Re:But but but.. by Taco+Cowboy · · Score: 1

      Maybe they patented it so that nobody would use it?

      They patented it to EXTORT MONEY FROM OTHERS !!

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      Muchas Gracias, Señor Edward Snowden !
  10. Automated means unsupervised by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    If it's automated, it means there's no way a person checked the warrant before giving access.

    So whether its legal or not is moot, since Facebook are *trusting* the LEA's claim that its legal, regardless of whether it actually is.

    I wonder if Microsoft provides a backdoor portal to Windows PCs? I bet they get far more demands, and they probably would automate it too. I know that telephone companies made telephone tapping automated. A law enforcement officer simply taps something on a screen and can tap any US phone from his desk anywhere in the country. That has the same problem, nobody checks that the court issued warrants limits are complied with, because nobody ever reads it.

    1. Re:Automated means unsupervised by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      If it's automated, it means there's no way a person checked the warrant before giving access.

      Rather large assumption there, but I'll go with it, given the history.

      So whether its legal or not is moot, since Facebook are *trusting* the LEA's claim that its legal, regardless of whether it actually is.

      Facebook is in no position to determine what is legal or not, unless they want to present an expert on Constitutional law. Zuckerberg is far from that, so don't even know why anyone asked the puppet-in-charge.

      I wonder if Microsoft provides a backdoor portal to Windows PCs? I bet they get far more demands, and they probably would automate it too.

      Uh, probably? They "probably" had to automate it, or budget for an additional 20 personnel to handle the requests.

      I know that telephone companies made telephone tapping automated. A law enforcement officer simply taps something on a screen and can tap any US phone from his desk anywhere in the country. That has the same problem, nobody checks that the court issued warrants limits are complied with, because nobody ever reads it.

      Nobody ever reads it because it's not their responsibility to.

      Yes, you heard that right. Consider if you were to be pulled over for speeding. You knew for a fact you were not. You would still have to A) hire a lawyer, B) take a day off from work to show up to court, and C) hope you can defend yourself in the eyes of the judge who's going to believe his cop far easier than you.

      Now, let's just assume you somehow win, and achieve "justice".

      Forcing someone to defend themselves at three times the cost of the original fine. Call that extortion or corruption. Either way, it's fucking wrong. And it also plays part as to why no one gives a fuck about the rules. It's not their job to give a shit. You're the one who's going to be on trial defending yourself whether they fuck up or not, not them. Ever.

    2. Re:Automated means unsupervised by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Facebook is in no position to determine what is legal or not,"

      Rubbish, they have a legal department like any other company. What they've eliminated is the legal check they should be doing. Substituting a button saying "do you have a warrant or similar legal paper? Yes/No" is not the same as checking their warrant.

      "Nobody ever reads it because it's not their responsibility to."

      Rubbish, they receive a warrant, they're supposed to read it before handing over the data and only handing over the data according to the warrant. The problem with the telco's is they got immunity. So now they think, "so what if its not a legal warrant", "so what if they spied on politicians or press when the warrant said Adbul the terrorist.... we get off free anyone, so we don't care".

      *That's* the problem here, nobody pushes back with these automated system, because the penalty they face for handing over customer data without legal authority is nill. So the court never reviews how the warrant matched the surveillance and the warrant is therefore just a piece of paper that could say anything because nobody ever reads them.

    3. Re:Automated means unsupervised by IamTheRealMike · · Score: 1

      Or more likely, the warrant is checked ..... against a list of "superwarrants" that were fought in the FISA court and lost. Any API request that cites that warrant has to be processed so automating it, though it looks bad, doesn't really change anything.

  11. It's official by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Facebook is evil.

    1. Re:It's official by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Slowpoke is that you?

    2. Re:It's official by TrueRecord · · Score: 1

      I think all global social networks are evil because they give the information to the selected few. So much of the sensitive information in the hands of the selected few is risky and can give a lot of trouble, maybe even tragedies up to the end of the civilization.

    3. Re:It's official by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I miss the days when Usenet ruled the Internet. Web forums are terrible and /. has descended into the bowels of Hades over the past decade.

  12. This is the subject, not the comment... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At least now we know the real Mark Zuckerberg

    This is a surprise to you... ?!

  13. Slashdot Poll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd rather be spied on by ...

    o Slashdot Poll

  14. Re:At least now we know the real Mark Zuckerberg . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yeah. Before this, no one knew that Mark Zuckerberg was a liar and not to be trusted. I'm sure glad this happened so we could finally see him for what he really is.

  15. Misleading title by Zouden · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Cooperating with the NSA to give unrestricted access to private data (aka PRISM) is completely different to complying with subpoenas. Facebook got a patent on the latter, but not the former as the headline suggests.

    If you have a problem with FB giving over your data in response to legal requests then take it up with the agencies making the requests, because Facebook don't get a choice in the matter.

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    "A week in the lab saves an hour in the library"
    1. Re:Misleading title by oodaloop · · Score: 1

      My thoughts exactly. NSA is not a law enforcement agency, and PRISM has nothing to do with requesting data on individual users.

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      Tic-Tac-Toe, Global Thermonuclear War, and relationships all have the same winning move.
    2. Re:Misleading title by Sockatume · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If Facebook is getting so many writs for personal data that it has to automate the process, and the senders are creating so many that they need access via an API so they can send them programatically, I don't think you're talking about subpoenas in any more than the strictest technical sense.

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      No kidding!!! What do you say at this point?
    3. Re:Misleading title by Pieroxy · · Score: 2

      If the system is automated, how does the FB API knows there's a valid subpoena behind the request?

    4. Re:Misleading title by catfood · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's like those robo-signed foreclosures: the whole purpose of having a legal instrument is for some individual person to be responsible for saying essentially, "Yup, I checked this all out and it's legit." If you're processing these subpoenae automatically, and the input is overzealous or just wrong, then what?

    5. Re:Misleading title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Facebook's choice here is to NOT use a real person that gives a shit about checking our government's BULLSHIT (If you don't think our government needs checking, there's no hope for you). An automated "here you go" is incapable of being anything but the fastest means to get rid of those that aren't actually paying for the data. They'd rather spend their time on data transfers that are profitable. Wake up sheepie. This isn't about compliance or privacy. This is just FB being exclusively about money.

    6. Re:Misleading title by Vitriol+Angst · · Score: 1

      I found this "Oversight Kourt Coordinated Automated Response Daemon" (OK_CARD.asp) and when I poked it with a query, all it sent back was; "In answer to your query YES. And we've also Friended you."

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    7. Re:Misleading title by Vitriol+Angst · · Score: 1

      "then what?"

      On your Facebook page you see; "Catfood LIKES his home foreclosure by FlagStar!"

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      >>"ad space available -- low rates!!!"
    8. Re:Misleading title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like they give a shit.

  16. This is good news for other services by Chrisq · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yes, we'd love to be more cooperative, but I'm afraid that we don't have the patent rights ....

    1. Re:This is good news for other services by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know you're aimed for "funny", but actually, this IS really a win-win. Eighter the government has to accept that non-facebook-providers now really have an argument, why they can't offer an API like facebook, or they have to admit that the patent-system is fucked up and has to be fixed...

    2. Re:This is good news for other services by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Yes, we'd love to be more cooperative,
      > but I'm afraid that we don't have the patent rights ...

      Exactly!

      Let's all hope that this patent is rock-solid, it has broad clams on all variants that would make data sharing easier, and that it's owner aggressively litigates anyone who infringes. Keep this technology away from the companies that have our data. That would truly be a patent in the public interest.

  17. Good thing it is patented by GuB-42 · · Score: 2

    Hey, Facebook, make sure that no one else can use these techniques. That's your duty as a patent holder.

    1. Re:Good thing it is patented by VortexCortex · · Score: 1

      Well, that's wrong. You see, the Government reserves the right to option any patent for their use.

      They wouldn't get to prevent anyone from using the patent even if they wanted to. Instead, when the NSA compels other companies to infringe related patent, Facebook gets to charge the zuckers license fees.

    2. Re:Good thing it is patented by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, Facebook, make sure that no one else can use these techniques. That's your duty as a patent holder.

      Nope. Their duty is to maximize profits. If they can maximize profits by licensing that patent to other companies, then they have a duty to do so.

  18. To me, yes, it was ,,, by Taco+Cowboy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    At least now we know the real Mark Zuckerberg

    This is a surprise to you... ?!

    Yes, to me, it was

    I have heard of the name of Mark Zuckerberg, I know that kid got brains

    But I was not aware that he is such a pathetic liar

    Now, at least I, and many others, know

    And this also teaches me a lesson --- never assume anything --- I was assuming that a brainy fella like Mark Zuckerberg would appreciate the value of liberty

    How wrong I was !

    Last, but not least, I need to thank Edward Snowden for starting the ball rolling ... If not for Mr. Snowden, we wouldn't have known so much --- NSA / PRISM / and the latest episode ... Mark Zuckerberg

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    Muchas Gracias, Señor Edward Snowden !
    1. Re:To me, yes, it was ,,, by rvw · · Score: 1

      Last, but not least, I need to thank Edward Snowden for starting the ball rolling ... If not for Mr. Snowden, we wouldn't have known so much --- NSA / PRISM / and the latest episode ... Mark Zuckerberg

      Yeah this!

    2. Re: To me, yes, it was ,,, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Zuckerberg believes strongly in privacy and liberty, just not yours.

    3. Re:To me, yes, it was ,,, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have heard of the name of Mark Zuckerberg, I know that kid got brains

      But I was not aware that he is such a pathetic liar

      If the movie "The Social Network" is even 50% accurate in its portrayal of Mark Zuckerberg, then you'd understand the extent of his pathetic liar behaviour. As for FaceBook you cannot absolutely control personal privacy.

    4. Re:To me, yes, it was ,,, by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 2

      Well, it took me a while to find any link at all, but you apparently missed the fact that Schmuckerberg claims that privacy is no longer a social norm. He testified before either Congress or the Senate, I can't remember which, to tell them exactly that. Did the guy sell out every American? Absolutely. But hey, he's rich, so that is what really matters. I really wish someone would post a shitload of private information about this idiot including a video of him masturbating, because by his own claim, he is fine with that.

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      Guns don't kill people; Physics kills people! - John Lithgow as Dick Solomon on Third Rock From The Sun
    5. Re:To me, yes, it was ,,, by ZigiSamblak · · Score: 1

      Oh Mark doesn't even want people to film him in public without his permission, which he won't give you. Biggest hypocrit I've ever heard of.

  19. I have prior art .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sorry Facebook, I have prior art on the "automated writ response system", which I wrote 30 years ago:

    10 PRINT "Fuck off"
    20 GOTO 10

    1. Re:I have prior art .... by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 1

      Sorry Facebook, I have prior art on the "automated writ response system", which I wrote 30 years ago:

      10 PRINT "Fuck off"
      20 GOTO 10

      15 GOTO FederalPrison
      REN

    2. Re:I have prior art .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      REM Commodore BASIC
      REM How to go to prison in never be heard from again.
      REM
      REM Message
      10 PRINT "NSA: Obama is a Clansman. Cheney had sex with slaves. Obama and Cheney (really) are familially related."
      REM Abduction
      15 GOTO FederalPrison
      REM Silence
      20 GOTO 10

      RUN

      FTFY :-)

    3. Re:I have prior art .... by Walterk · · Score: 1

      You mean: "I refer you to the reply given in Arkell and Pressdram".

    4. Re:I have prior art .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      15 GOTO FederalPrison
      REN

      SYNTAX ERROR ON LINE 15.

  20. Where have you put your brain ? by Taco+Cowboy · · Score: 1

    Hey, Facebook, make sure that no one else can use these techniques. That's your duty as a patent holder.

    Excuse me, but where have you put your brain ?

    Just in case you've missed it, please allow me to re-post the first sentence of TFA ...

    "In June, Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg blasted 'outrageous press reports' about the PRISM surveillance program ....

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    Muchas Gracias, Señor Edward Snowden !
  21. Re:At least now we know the real Mark Zuckerberg . by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 5, Interesting

    At least now we know the real Mark Zuckerberg ...

    We've known the real him for a while now:

    Zuck: Yeah so if you ever need info about anyone at Harvard

    Zuck: Just ask.

    Zuck: I have over 4,000 emails, pictures, addresses, SNS

    [Redacted Friend's Name]: What? How'd you manage that one?

    Zuck: People just submitted it.

    Zuck: I don't know why.

    Zuck: They "trust me"

    Zuck: Dumb fucks.

    http://www.businessinsider.com/well-these-new-zuckerberg-ims-wont-help-facebooks-privacy-problems-2010-5

    --
    When information is power, privacy is freedom.
  22. Preferred NSA butt buddy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Failbook and Zuckerberg make me sick.

  23. The more things change the more they stay the same by VortexCortex · · Score: 2

    Zuck: Yeah so if you ever need info about anyone at Harvard
    Zuck: Just ask.
    Zuck: I have over 4,000 emails, pictures, addresses, SNS

    [Redacted Friend's Name]: What? How'd you manage that one?
    Zuck: People just submitted it.
    Zuck: I don't know why.
    Zuck: They "trust me"
    Zuck: Dumb fucks.

    TFA is just evidence of SNAFU: Situation Normal, All Fucked Up.

  24. Re:At least now we know the real Mark Zuckerberg . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... and I am glad I never waste any of my time in fb

    Indeed - the ony thing more amazing than people putting personal shit up on a public website is people putting personal shit up on a public website that's owned and run by a known sociopath.

    What I find amazing is that people who have such privacy problems with a voluntary service where you yourself fully control what information you choose to share, if any, don't have it with the omnipresent involuntary data mining Google do (not only through increasingly linking and aggregating increasingly personal information across all their services, but through all the embedded Google scripts in 3rd party sites out there).

  25. Join Facebook, OMG join already! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So when facebook was just a little more than a glorified picture sharing service everyone + dog was telling me to get on it...as if I was missing some special sauce...

    Like so many others I said that like MySpace facebook too will pass into obscurity.

      IF facebook do not diversity and move away from this social networking shit model they'll die, just like MySpace.

    Personally I don't plan on ever joining facebook. If I had something of content to show people I care about, I will. Facebook does nothing for me and people are begining to wake up that it does nothing for them as well.

  26. Re:At least now we know the real Mark Zuckerberg . by CRCulver · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ... and I am glad I never waste any of my time in fb

    It doesn't matter. Whatever alternate channel you are using to communicate electronically with friends and family in lieu of Facebook (e-mail, telephone calls, XMPP...), the NSA is vacuuming up that information too. (Sure, for a handful of tech savvy friends you can convince them to use PGP, but that probably flags you as more suspicious, and only the message content is hidden, not who is writing to who.)

  27. Re:At least now we know the real Mark Zuckerberg . by somersault · · Score: 2

    Don't worry, you'll never make them realise that they're not the lead character in a conspiracy thriller. Sure there are "conspiracies" (though not exactly very surprising ones given the contents of the PATRIOT act), but most people are boring as hell. Even the ones that think they're interesting.

    --
    which is totally what she said
  28. Re:At least now we know the real Mark Zuckerberg . by CRCulver · · Score: 5, Informative

    What I find amazing is that people who have such privacy problems with a voluntary service where you yourself fully control what information you choose to share,

    If only it were that simple. Even if you choose not to share any information, your friends can tag you in photos, letting Big Brother know you were in a certain place at a certain time with certain people. Even if you don't use your real name, Facebook has ways of figuring out who you are by picking up on a single slip-up and asking your friends "Is this user's real name X"? Facebook even creates "ghost profiles" for people who don't even sign up for an account, so without you ever giving consent, any interaction you have with those who do have account is logged. The site is a privacy nightmare.

  29. Re: At least now we know the real Mark Zuckerberg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You choose you lose. If you put any data on a third-party owned and run system, "private" or not it is your choice.

  30. Re:At least now we know the real Mark Zuckerberg . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What I find amazing is that people who have such privacy problems with a voluntary service where you yourself fully control what information you choose to share, if any, don't have it with the omnipresent involuntary data mining Google do (not only through increasingly linking and aggregating increasingly personal information across all their services, but through all the embedded Google scripts in 3rd party sites out there).

    Lucky ffffacebook doesn't put code on most websites tracking where you go and combining that data with what's mined from loyalty schemes run by pharmacists. Oh wait....

    Well, at least ffffacebook has an actual business model not inflated speculation. Oh crap....

    What do you mean it isn't one or the other thing? Cognitive dissonance? What the fuck!

  31. Facebook and the CIA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That's not very surprising, Facebook's strong ties to the CIA are well-known. In its early days companies very close to the CIA invested heavily into Facebook and some people likewise close to teh CIA are - or at least were, last time I looked - on Facebook's board of directors.

  32. Smart move! Go Facebook! by Theovon · · Score: 0

    I’m serious. This prevents other companies from making it easy on the NSA. Facebook will never make any royalties from it, and they’ll likely never implement the whole system. I love it. It’s like the GPL: Using one kind of law (IP) against another.

  33. Suprise, suprise. by Jaysyn · · Score: 2

    Zuckerberg is a lying piece of shit, news at 11.

    --
    There is a war going on for your mind.
    1. Re:Suprise, suprise. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Zuckerberg is a lying piece of shit, news at 11.

      Fuckerberg is an executive protecting his investments. Nothing more.

      Corporate America 101. Not even newsworthy anymore. Not like the 99% need to be reminded who the fucktards-in-charge are.

  34. Re:At least now we know the real Mark Zuckerberg . by gbjbaanb · · Score: 2

    lucky there's ghostery available that stops such tracking.

  35. Re: At least now we know the real Mark Zuckerberg by CRCulver · · Score: 4, Informative

    Try reading my post again. Facebook gathers information about you based on what other people say, even if you choose not to share any information.

  36. Re:At least now we know the real Mark Zuckerberg . by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

    What's that? I couldn't hear you over the sound of all these Like buttons trying to track me from every webpage in existence, even resorting to plain-HTML tracking if all else fails. GA stops working if you disable JS.

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    "When information is power, privacy is freedom" - Jah-Wren Ryel
  37. Makes business sense by andy1307 · · Score: 1

    making it easier for the government to get the information is not

    If you have no choice but to hand over the data, wouldn't it make more sense to automate the process and save your own people some time and frustration?

  38. Re:At least now we know the real Mark Zuckerberg . by GameboyRMH · · Score: 2

    The site is a privacy nightmare.

    It was a privacy nightmare in the early days. Now it's a privacy bad acid trip.

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    "When information is power, privacy is freedom" - Jah-Wren Ryel
  39. It's patented - does this mean we cannot use it? by rvw · · Score: 1

    Facebook has made it easier. I hope they made the patent broad. Of course we don't want to end up in lawsuits, so we cannot use any of the technology - right? So in effect the rest of us has to make it harder!

  40. Re:At least now we know the real Mark Zuckerberg . by Connie_Lingus · · Score: 2

    i agree totally...and the irony is that the vast majority of users want MORE of this sort of thing on FB, not less!

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    never bring a twinkie to a food fight.
  41. Re:It's patented - does this mean we cannot use it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He should charge per use.... One million dollars!

  42. What about Google? by jbmartin6 · · Score: 1

    Google told the same 'they don't have direct access to our servers' lie, come on people let's start seeing some vulgar rants directed at the "Do No Evil" gang. To be fair it isn't a lie, they didn't have direct access. Instead Google/FB just set it up so they could get anything they wanted without having 'direct' access.

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  43. Stupidest patent -ever- by redelm · · Score: 1

    In the surprisingly fierce competition for stupid patents, this one has a leg up on other candidates:

    The patent has costs for filing and much larger but nebulous costs for customer relations.

    The patent cannot be expected to bring in any revenue. Other who might licence the patent have no incentive to do so since they can bill the NSA for compliance costs. The NSA could direct these others to use the patent, which as an entity of the USGovt it can use royalty-free and so to subcontractors.

    Many patents are vain and inane. This one is stupid and destroys shareholder value.

    1. Re:Stupidest patent -ever- by almechist · · Score: 1
      Agreed, I don't understand the point of this patent at all. What are they going to do, sue any other company that tries to streamline interactions with law enforcement? Yeah, there's a winning business model. Still, the thought that this could actually happen makes for some potentially amusing possible scenarios. Just imagine the headlines:

      "FB claims ownership of software facilitating NSA spying, seeks injunction on all non-FB wiretaps!

  44. My patent ... by PPH · · Score: 1

    ... is to extent FB's interface for law enforcement agencies to reply to all requests with a string "Guru Meditation" and a randomly generated number appended.

    --
    Have gnu, will travel.
  45. Not really news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I recall reading that Facebook had provided a special interface just for the convenience of law enforcement years ago. It was in one of the typical think-of-the-children media reports.

  46. Solution by aepervius · · Score: 1

    Don't worry -- at least half a dozen of your friends are working hard to make sure you are not forgotten (posting and tagging fotos, marking "I know this person from..." questions, etc.)

    Solution : don't have friend ;).

    --
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    http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0345409469/
    visit randi.org
    1. Re:Solution by erikkemperman · · Score: 3, Funny

      Don't worry -- at least half a dozen of your friends are working hard to make sure you are not forgotten (posting and tagging fotos, marking "I know this person from..." questions, etc.)

      Solution : don't have friend ;).

      Faraway cage?

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  47. lol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The government isn't a single entity. The NSA still demands your data no matter what the other laws say, and the courts will still rule against your patent infringement. If the NSA asks you for an API, they're telling you to either shut down now or pay the settlement later.

    Boo hoo - that's the price you pay for "free" security. If you don't like it, open up shop overseas or on the dark web.

  48. Re:At least now we know the real Mark Zuckerberg . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What I find amazing is that people who have such privacy problems with a voluntary service where you yourself fully control what information you choose to share, if any, don't have it with the omnipresent involuntary data mining Google do (not only through increasingly linking and aggregating increasingly personal information across all their services, but through all the embedded Google scripts in 3rd party sites out there).

    Lucky ffffacebook doesn't put code on most websites tracking where you go and combining that data with what's mined from loyalty schemes run by pharmacists. Oh wait....

    Well, at least ffffacebook has an actual business model not inflated speculation. Oh crap....

    What do you mean it isn't one or the other thing? Cognitive dissonance? What the fuck!

    The cognitive dissonance is that ggggogle is any better than facebook as a privacy nightmare. It's the shiny object redirection effect, when many nerds personally like their products better than facebook.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/google/10435501/Google-pilot-programme-tracks-shoppers-everywhere-they-go.html

  49. Zuckerfuck is a douchebag ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mark Zuckerberg is one of the biggest douchebags going right now.

    He obsessively protects his privacy, while undermining everyone else's.

    I believe we owe it as a public service to make absolutely everything about this asshole public -- his address, his phone number, his bank accounts, the addresses of his family.

    This man needs to be kicked in the nuts every time he goes out into the world.

    Useless fucking asshole.

  50. Re:At least now we know the real Mark Zuckerberg . by erikkemperman · · Score: 2

    lucky there's ghostery available that stops such tracking.

    IIRC ghostery was acquired by a marketing firm, which should make you at least question the product.

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  51. How is this a patent? by mea2214 · · Score: 1

    This looks like any standard user interface to a database and basic computer architecture. I suspect the devil is in the details as to what kind of data blobs are defined in a "request" and what data blobs get returned to a user. As far as I can tell, this patent covers all data blob implementations. How can this be a patent?

  52. It's all about the cost savings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    'While handing over data in response to a legitimate FISA request is a legal requirement,' the Times noted, 'making it easier for the government to get the information is not,

    But making it easier for the NSA also makes it cheaper for Facebook to perform its legal compliance functions -- thus increasing Facebook's profits.

    Capitalism demands that Facebook maximize its profits at the expense of everything else. Therefore, Facebook MUST pursue such cost-savings -- unless there is demonstrable evidence that those actions will result in a net loss.

  53. ...which is why Twitter could decline to do so. by grep+-v+'.*'+* · · Score: 1

    Nice company you've got there -- it'd be a shame if something were to happen to it.


    And it even fits in 140 chars!

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    If the universe is someone's simulation -- does that mean the stars are just stuck pixels?
  54. Re:At least now we know the real Mark Zuckerberg . by Spamalope · · Score: 2

    Facebook even creates "ghost profiles" for people who don't even sign up for an account, so without you ever giving consent, any interaction you have with those who do have account is logged. The site is a privacy nightmare.

    Facebook takes your name, address, phone number and email address from your friends phones using the FB app. Your co-workers too -- you did give HR your 'emergency contact number' right? You can bet those are programmed into a phone contact list so HR can send a group message.

    I'm sure you could be jobless and friendless living in a cave, but that's about the only way to avoid it now.

    I suggest poisoning the database. Add false contacts to your phone, use one to sign up for store discount cards and fake Gmail/FB accounts. Just one per person is enough to screw up everything they're doing.

  55. Re:At least now we know the real Mark Zuckerberg . by fatphil · · Score: 2

    Bingo. I never knew that, but teh googs confirms it quickly.

    From ghostery web page:
    "© 2013 Ghostery, a service of Evidon, Inc."

    From google, searching for "Evidon"
    """
    Evidon: Home | Online Marketing Intelligence, Web Analytics, Privacy
    www.evidon.com/ - Cached - Similar
    Evidon grows businesses by delivering new and accurate intelligence on how
    the digital marketplace really works.
    """

    I'm glad I never got round to trying it out, I was initially tempted.

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    Also FatPhil on SoylentNews, id 863
  56. Clarification from Facebook by JayNancarrow · · Score: 1

    Hi, this is Jay Nancarrow from Facebook. The described patent was part of our efforts to build out a formal process to manage the various requests we receive. These systems enable us to carefully scrutinize each request manually, and help us push back on many of them if they're too broad, vague, or don't meet a very high legal bar. I should also add that this process has nothing to do with recent reports about activity from the NSA.

  57. The obvious message by Applekid · · Score: 1

    If you've never used Facebook, don't start.
    If you're using Facebook, stop it.
    If you have friends that use Facebook, tell them to stop.

    Don't worry about deleting stuff, the odds that deletes are actually not soft-deletes are probably nil.

    Just quit it.

    --
    More Twoson than Cupertino
  58. so whose using faceplant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    no really after all this anyone using it must be a fed , spy or there kids....

  59. Re:At least now we know the real Mark Zuckerberg . by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 3, Insightful

    most people are boring as hell. Even the ones that think they're interesting.

    However, the ones who are interesting tend to be pretty important to society. Guys like MLK, presidential candidates, potential supreme court nominees. Those sorts of people. When the government has access to their private communications it is just too easy to use that access to neuter any people who might challenge the current government.

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    When information is power, privacy is freedom.
  60. Re:At least now we know the real Mark Zuckerberg . by Gunboat_Diplomat · · Score: 1

    What I find amazing is that people who have such privacy problems with a voluntary service where you yourself fully control what information you choose to share,

    If only it were that simple. Even if you choose not to share any information, your friends can tag you in photos,

    No. They cannot. You control if you want to let your friends tag you, approve tags, or flat out block tags.

  61. Re: At least now we know the real Mark Zuckerberg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He did read your post, idiot -

    "Even if you choose not to share any information, your friends can tag you in photos..."

    Your ~friends~ posted photos of you and your ~friends~ tagged you in photos....your ~friends~ are the ones who are ignoring any wished to privacy you may have. If your ~friends~ take photos of you, those photos belong to your ~friends~ not you.

    Your problem is your ~friends~, not FB. Dumbass.

    Actually, your problem is knowing how to use Facebook, which isn't that difficult. Friends can not tag you without consent.

  62. All jews by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    are lying pieces of shit - I can't wait for the 4th Reich

  63. Re:At least now we know the real Mark Zuckerberg . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How do you propose to control that if you don't even have an account? Here's a hint: you can't.

  64. Re: At least now we know the real Mark Zuckerberg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here we see the problem with only reading comments that have been modded up. CRCulver was responding to an AC post commenting his own original post that had been buried by the moderators.

  65. Re: At least now we know the real Mark Zuckerberg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have no friends. No one can say anything about me.

  66. Re:At least now we know the real Mark Zuckerberg . by Flere+Imsaho · · Score: 1

    If only it were that simple. Even if you choose not to share any information, your friends can tag you in photos, letting Big Brother know you were in a certain place at a certain time with certain people.

    I have no friends, phew!

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  67. Re: At least now we know the real Mark Zuckerberg by radarskiy · · Score: 1

    Tags that you do not consent to do not become public. However, Facebook still has the information that someone tried to apply the tag.

  68. Re:At least now we know the real Mark Zuckerberg . by formfeed · · Score: 1

    Yeah. Before this, no one knew that Mark Zuckerberg was a liar and not to be trusted. I'm sure glad this happened so we could finally see him for what he really is.

    Yep. How more obvious can you make it?
    To answer my own rhetorical question: He could get a nice white Siamese cat and stroke it while giving interviews.

  69. Re:At least now we know the real Mark Zuckerberg . by CRCulver · · Score: 1

    No. They cannot. You control if you want to let your friends tag you, approve tags, or flat out block tags.

    While Facebook won't apply the tag, they will record that one of your friends tried to tag you. Facebook's name-completion feature notifies the server that user X has begun typing user Y's name in the tag dialog.

  70. Re: At least now we know the real Mark Zuckerberg by antdude · · Score: 1

    How does one avoid them? Go off the grid? Is that even possible?

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  71. Re:At least now we know the real Mark Zuckerberg . by Reziac · · Score: 1

    Surely databases have some way to flag bogus data. Here, perhaps anything that doesn't confirm as referenced by more than one user could be flagged as bad data.

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