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NHTSA Tells Tesla To Stop Exaggerating Model S Safety Rating

cartechboy writes "There's always that kid in the class that ruins it for everyone when being graded on a curve. At the moment, that kid is Tesla and Elon Musk. Tesla's been proudly claiming the Model S is one of the safest cars in the word despite the recent fire controversy. And while it may be just that, claiming it earned 5.4 stars from NHTSA isn't pleasing the safety agency as there is no such thing as a rating higher than five. While NHTSA already released a statement indirectly to Tesla saying it doesn't release ratings higher than 5, Tesla continued to promote this fictitious rating. Now NHTSA has updated its guidelines explicitly stating safety ratings are whole numbers only and that 5 stars is the maximum advertisers can claim. If advertisers and automakers decide to disregard these rules NHTSA is threatening removal from the program or referral to state authorities for appropriate action. Basically, hey Tesla, stop making false claims."

284 comments

  1. He'll love that by Joce640k · · Score: 4, Funny

    My car's rating is higher than the maximum rating allowed by the NHTSA.

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    1. Re:He'll love that by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      What car?

    2. Re:He'll love that by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      so you shall be modded up to Score: 5.

    3. Re:He'll love that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      6, you moron.

    4. Re:He'll love that by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      crap, I meant 6.

      Joke Choke: Score: -6

    5. Re:He'll love that by omnichad · · Score: 4, Funny

      Mine goes to 11.

    6. Re:He'll love that by LordLimecat · · Score: 5, Informative

      From Tesla's website, the actual claim:

      NHTSA does not publish a star rating above 5, however safety levels better than 5 stars are captured in the overall Vehicle Safety Score (VSS) provided to manufacturers, where the Model S achieved a new combined record of 5.4 stars

      --Source

      I can understand the NHTSA complaint (Tesla's claims could be misleading out of context), but its not like Tesla is making any false claims.

      Also, I recall this claim / story being about 3 months old at this point, and I believe NHTSA complained around the same time. Is slashdot seriously that far behind, or (as I suspect) is this an attempt to generate additional controversy and angst due to the other Tesla stories in the news?

    7. Re:He'll love that by EvanED · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Also, I recall this claim / story being about 3 months old at this point, and I believe NHTSA complained around the same time. Is slashdot seriously that far behind, or (as I suspect) is this an attempt to generate additional controversy and angst due to the other Tesla stories in the news?

      Neither. (Well, it could be the latter.)

      Rather, it is new action by NHTSA. "Complaining" is a lot different from saying "we will stop accrediting your cars". The former is old news. The latter is, well, news. (The "guidelines" were released yesterday.)

    8. Re:He'll love that by Dputiger · · Score: 1

      Yes, absolutely an attempt to drum up false news about Tesla.

      Alternately, an accurate report of new guidelines released by the NHTSA YESTERDAY. As opposed to the claims and NHTSA unhappiness over the summer.

    9. Re:He'll love that by FatdogHaiku · · Score: 2

      Mine goes to 11.

      but is scaled in binary...
      apologies to Spinal Tap...

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    10. Re:He'll love that by jrumney · · Score: 4, Interesting

      It reminds me of when the laboratories that rated sunscreens could only rate them up to SPF 15, and pretty much every sunblock on the market was exceeding that. At some point, at least in New Zealand and Australia, the government stepped in and said they couldn't advertise higher than 15, so they all became SPF15+ for a while.

    11. Re:He'll love that by EdIII · · Score: 1

      is this an attempt to generate additional controversy and angst due to the other Tesla stories in the news?

      Lies! Lies and Slander Sir!

      Come on.... that was a rhetorical question right?

    12. Re:He'll love that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Someone at the NHTSA got a fat check from the Mr. Henry Ford Trust And Offshore Holdings Entity

    13. Re:He'll love that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just in case you thought the lobbyists and big autos didn't run the NHTSA, now you know....

    14. Re: He'll love that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Absolutely not. Any objective and open-minded observer can see plain as day that the media scrutiny on Tesla has been overwhelmingly critical.

      This shouldn't surprise anyone who considers the global view of journalism with today's ultra-fast need to be first in line on a major news break with little to no regard for accuracy. Especially so with new tech.

      Kinda hard to see the whole picture with a nose pressed to the glass.

    15. Re:He'll love that by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      actually the are, since they didn't read the guidelines on publishing the results, which say that they should have just published 5 stars.

      other manufacturers read it and are publishing 5 and not 6+ figures.

      I suppose they could just put the whole report on the advertisements though. but not call the 5.4 as "stars".

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    16. Re:He'll love that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More like Volvo. They have the best safety reputation to lose. And offhand, it appears that Tesla IS better than Volvo, regardless of this BS. Simply put, with more than 20K cars, there should have been at least 5 deaths if it had been about volvo quality (which is still less than other car makers). BUT, Tesla does not have them.

    17. Re:He'll love that by drcheap · · Score: 1

      5.4, you moron.

    18. Re:He'll love that by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      Except in this case the 5.4 was assessed by the NHTSA themselves, from what I can gather. They just dont want that being a public number, presumably because that "raw" score is adjusted periodically as new standards become the "5 star". Doesnt change the fact that as of NOW it is apparently the highest score that has been assessed.

    19. Re: He'll love that by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      I'm not so sure of that.

      Anyways, this story is a second part of the previous about this. The new part is the threat to refuse to accredit the cars if they do not do what they want. If anything, i see it as a pro tesla story wiyh the government looking bad. I mean theatening to stop safety testing a car because the company is bragging about aceing the tests.

      Its just insane

    20. Re:He'll love that by aestrivex · · Score: 1

      I think it would be an excellent marketing move. Instead of having a giant billboard with a picture of a car and big letters saying "5.4 STARS" and a visual depiction of 5.4 stars, have the giant billboard simply scroll text of the entire contents of the 50 page safety report on the vehicle. I think I'm convinced to buy a model S already.

    21. Re:He'll love that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From Tesla's website, the actual claim:

      NHTSA does not publish a star rating above 5, however safety levels better than 5 stars are captured in the overall Vehicle Safety Score (VSS) provided to manufacturers, where the Model S achieved a new combined record of 5.4 stars

      --Source

      I can understand the NHTSA complaint (Tesla's claims could be misleading out of context), but its not like Tesla is making any false claims.

      Also, I recall this claim / story being about 3 months old at this point, and I believe NHTSA complained around the same time. Is slashdot seriously that far behind, or (as I suspect) is this an attempt to generate additional controversy and angst due to the other Tesla stories in the news?

      LOLOLOL, Musk is playing it fast and loose. He knows NHTSA never granted a score of 5.4 *stars* but they put that on the website anyways? Again. LOLOLOLOL

    22. Re:He'll love that by Zaiff+Urgulbunger · · Score: 1

      You mean you meant 5.4?

  2. I wonder what Elon's rebuttal to this will be... by Midnight_Falcon · · Score: 5, Funny

    Stay tuned for Elon Musk's critique of the NHTSA and long blog post detailing why the NHTSA is a bunch of corrupt scumbags and how Tesla is so awesome that it is able to get ratings above a perfect score.

  3. Sorry NHTSA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I can't hear your complaints over my cranked-up-to-11 sound system.

    -Elon

    1. Re:Sorry NHTSA by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 4, Funny

      Pfffff...... his sound system goes to 11 .4 , bitch!

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    2. Re:Sorry NHTSA by Valdrax · · Score: 1

      Pfffff...... his sound system goes to 11 .4 , bitch!

      IT EXISTS.

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  4. Wow, thanks for the info /. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm so glad that Slashdot and its mysterious oily benefactors are here to protect me from the evil lies of Elon Musk!

    1. Re:Wow, thanks for the info /. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I'm so glad that Slashdot and its mysterious oily benefactors are here to protect me from the evil lies of Elon Musk!

      Musk created the PayPal scumbags - so, FUCK YOU!

      Elon will always be a liar to me.

    2. Re:Wow, thanks for the info /. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's that? With Elon's dick in your mouth all I hear is mumbling.

    3. Re:Wow, thanks for the info /. by TapeCutter · · Score: 2

      Oh come on, it doesn't matter what Slashdot think, Musk is still just a side-show scammer who got lucky.

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    4. Re:Wow, thanks for the info /. by Desler · · Score: 2

      oily benefactors

      Hey, now! Dice.com is a lot of things but that's a low blow!

    5. Re:Wow, thanks for the info /. by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      Now you're bragging FOR him?

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    6. Re: Wow, thanks for the info /. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How many supplies have _you_ delivered to the ISS?

    7. Re: Wow, thanks for the info /. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Including your whore of a mother?

    8. Re: Wow, thanks for the info /. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How many supplies have _you_ delivered to the ISS?

      Proficiency in one domain does not indicate proficiency in a different domain.

    9. Re:Wow, thanks for the info /. by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      .... several times.

      How many successful multi-billion-dollar businesses has Musk been behind again?

    10. Re: Wow, thanks for the info /. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod up. I know that it is vitriol, but I needed this today.

      Ha!

    11. Re:Wow, thanks for the info /. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jersey guidos are benefactors of Slashdot?

  5. tesla_s_rating = (float) nhtsa_rating; by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

    I guess casting the nhtsarating is not allowed.

    1. Re:tesla_s_rating = (float) nhtsa_rating; by brainboyz · · Score: 3, Informative

      Would still only result in whole numbers, assuming nhtsa_rating is some form of uint.

    2. Re:tesla_s_rating = (float) nhtsa_rating; by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not if nhtsa_rating is a union variable. Then it could be anything.

    3. Re:tesla_s_rating = (float) nhtsa_rating; by bobbied · · Score: 1

      Oh you C programmers are all alike... The heck with type safety! Who needs it?

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    4. Re: tesla_s_rating = (float) nhtsa_rating; by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, cadting is rewuired.

      Nhtsa_rating = (int) Nhtsa_score.

    5. Re:tesla_s_rating = (float) nhtsa_rating; by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The heck with type safety! Who needs it?

      Careless and/or inexperienced programmers. Any other questions?

  6. Misleading by gabeman-o · · Score: 5, Informative

    It got a 5.4 rating, but the NHTSA guidelines only allow them to advertise a whole number.

    1. Re:Misleading by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It got a 5.4 rating, but the NHTSA guidelines only allow them to advertise a whole number.

      Yet that's the actual, accurate score. I don't see why the actual score can't be reported?

    2. Re:Misleading by sahuxley · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, you're still misunderstanding. Musk is saying they got five separate ratings of 0.4 stars.

    3. Re:Misleading by harvestsun · · Score: 5, Informative
      I don't know why this was modded as funny, it's right out of the article:

      NHTSA does not publish a star rating above 5, however safety levels better than 5 stars are captured in the overall Vehicle Safety Score (VSS) provided to manufacturers, where the Model S achieved a new combined record of 5.4 stars.

    4. Re:Misleading by CastrTroy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Which cars don't have a 5 star crash rating? What's the lowest rating for being allowed on the road? Seems like the ratings are kind of useless if every car is rated with a 5. Just from clicking around on their site, I randomly selected 5-6 cars, and all of them had a 5-star overall crash rating.

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    5. Re:Misleading by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      Musk: Fine. Here's the new PR: "The NHTSA's vehicle safety score for the Model S is the highest ever recorded at 5.4"

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    6. Re:Misleading by Tailhook · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yet that's the actual, accurate score. I don't see why the actual score can't be reported?

      There is no analytical basis to explain exactly how 5.1 is less safe than 5.4 and the analysis makes no such claim. If the NHTSA allowed manufacturers to abuse the figures by claiming these fractions are meaningful then the rating system would lose credibility. Ultimately manufacturers might game the system to amplify a meaningless fraction.

      Tesla had this explained to them and Tesla ignored it. Now the NHTSA has had to get official on their asses and tell them to stop. This is Tesla's own fault, whether the fanbois like it or not.

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    7. Re:Misleading by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If everyone else has the decency not to publish their VSS, how do we know that 5.4 is unusual in modern 5-star vehicles? You can assume that everyone else is hiding their numbers because their VSS was only 5.001, or you can assume that other companies have already had discussions with NHTSA about what claims NHTSA will support and what claims NHTSA will not support.

    8. Re:Misleading by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

      There are lots of cars with five star crash ratings - for all we know, some of those have received a 5.2 or 5.3 or 5.39 or whatever on that particular test. But those other cars' manufacturers have always used the scoring system as intended by the NHTSA, and just listed "5".

      Musk is basically trying to make it look like there's a safety gap between his car and all the other five-star-rated cars, when there's no evidence that gap actually exists.

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    9. Re:Misleading by SecurityTheatre · · Score: 4, Informative

      Cars today are much better than they were in 1990 when they developed this system.

      3-star ratings weren't uncommon back then.

      http://www.safercar.gov/Vehicle+Shoppers/5-Star+Safety+Ratings/1990-2010+Vehicles/Vehicle-Detail?vehicleId=3098

      There are still some cars that get 4-stars, but this particular model (RAV4) got several 4-star ratings, prompting newspaper articles about "failing" safety tests. People clearly expect perfect security and safety all the time at all costs. (See: Patriot Act)

      http://www.safercar.gov/Vehicle+Shoppers/5-Star+Safety+Ratings/2011-Newer+Vehicles/Vehicle-Detail?vehicleId=8143

    10. Re:Misleading by jonnythan · · Score: 1

      Lots of cars get 3 or 4 stars.

    11. Re:Misleading by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      Actually, parent was quoting Musk.

      Its hillarious how few people have actually read the article.

    12. Re:Misleading by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Not... Sure .. if I should take the advice from a 93 Escort wagon when it comes to car safety.

    13. Re:Misleading by _merlin · · Score: 1

      Could you save us some time and link to some of them? I'm guessing Toyota's LC70 Landcruiser and some other commercial workhorse type vehicles would be there...

    14. Re:Misleading by Derec01 · · Score: 1

      I think it's important to consider the purpose of the grading, which is not to differentiate cars based on minor if statistically significant differences, but to really demonstrate which cars are objectively less safe.

      It's not on a curve, it's an absolute scale. A variable scale would effectively leave carmakers unsure of what regulatory bar they had to meet. Imagine a carmaker that produced an incredibly safe, unaffordable fortress that wrecked the curve. I'm very glad that a system such as that has encouraged them to all be straight A students.

    15. Re:Misleading by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Plenty. Didn't last year's Toyota Camry come in at 3 stars? I don't see anything below that too often though.

      Of note though is the Chevrolet Aveo in 2004 received 4 stars from the NHTSA and yet the same car in Australia (Holden Barina) received 2 stars from the Monash University's Accident Assessment Program. Kind of makes you wonder what the point is.

    16. Re:Misleading by mysidia · · Score: 4, Interesting

      There is no analytical basis to explain exactly how 5.1 is less safe than 5.4 and the analysis makes no such claim. If the NHTSA allowed manufacturers to abuse the figures by claiming these fractions are meaningful then the rating system would lose credibility.

      If that's true, then there's also no analytical basis to explain how exactly 4.4 (Which you rounded down to 4) is less safe than 4.6 (Which you rounded up to 5).

      The fact of the matter is, if such is your degree of error, then You have to make distinctions for which there is no analytical basis;At some point, if you are truncating the number: you have to choose which whole number you will truncate it too, AND another figure that is only 0.1 different, will appear as a whole POINT less safe or more safe than the other --- while other numbers that differ by 0.4 or more, will be truncated to the same value.

      Listing the more detailed figure is not per-se an abuse, then.

      There is false precision there; and there is also false precision truncating the number+fractional part to one of the surrounding whole numbers.

      Conveying the decimal point conveys false precision, BUT at the advantage of eliminating bias and haphazard truncation.

      You can actually see that one car got 4.4, and another got 4.6; instead of seeing "4 and 5"; Off by a whole star ------ there is something to hand you a relative showing, that they're really rather close, maybe the same.

    17. Re:Misleading by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      There is false precision there; and there is also false precision truncating the number+fractional part to one of the surrounding whole numbers.

      Conveying the decimal point conveys false precision, BUT at the advantage of eliminating bias and haphazard truncation.

      You can actually see that one car got 4.4, and another got 4.6; instead of seeing "4 and 5"; Off by a whole star ------ there is something to hand you a relative showing, that they're really rather close, maybe the same.

      The problem isn't false precision. It's not even false accuracy (which is what I think you meant). It is the conceptual basis on which the safety scores are based. The NHTSA specifies certain criteria and example accident scenarios and then computes a score. This score only strictly speaking applies to the particular accident types covered by the testing. Clearly the testing is going to be reasonably representative, but it will not be possible to design a test suite that is fully representative of all possible scenarios encountered in the real world.

      The NHTSA doesn't want manufacturers to optimise for the particular suite of sample accident scenarios to gain an extra 0.1 score and beat their rivals, because that would not mean that the real-world safety was improved and might even mean that safety declined slightly in non-tested accident scenarios. By rounding the scores it eliminates the motivation for this pointless effort, for all but a few borderline cars, and encourages manufacturers to focus only on possible major safety features that have a meaningful impact.

      Tesla are also facing criticism for doing a similar thing in accounting - designing their own 'non-GAAP' measures of financial performance and highlighting them, with the 'GAAP' measures less prominent. Again, it's not that their 'non-GAAP' measures are not accurately computed or based on false data, its that they measure things that aren't necessarily meaningful to investors.

    18. Re:Misleading by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The NHTSA can eat a turd. If they're going to distinguish between a 5.3 and 5.4 at some level, then don't even tell the manufacturer. Just issue a whole number.

    19. Re:Misleading by mjwx · · Score: 1

      There are still some cars that get 4-stars, but this particular model (RAV4) got several 4-star ratings, prompting newspaper articles about "failing" safety tests. People clearly expect perfect security and safety all the time at all costs. (See: Patriot Act)

      Not sure about NHTSA, but ANCAP and ENCAP ratings are often a crock of shit.

      You get points for seatbelt warning buzzers and adaptive cruise control. The car can be downright dangerous to pedestrians but still get a 5 star rating as long as its got all 3 seatbelt warning alarms.

      This is not to mention the things ANCAP/ENCAP flat out ignore due to political reasons or pressure from manufacturers such as the bonnet scoops on Subaru Impreza WRX's or pretty much the entirety of Lambo's front end.

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    20. Re:Misleading by mysidia · · Score: 1

      The NHTSA doesn't want manufacturers to optimise for the particular suite of sample accident scenarios to gain an extra 0.1 score and beat their rivals, because that would not mean that the real-world safety was improved and might even mean that safety declined slightly in non-tested accident scenarios. By rounding the scores it eliminates the motivation for this pointless effort

      There is another way to deal with that.... Don't disclose what testing scenarios will be used in advance. Also; if the point score won't be published, perhaps the NHTSA should not reveal the point score in the first place. Don't share any information or results with the manufacturer, except what is shared with the public at large; in the publications.

      Tesla are also facing criticism for doing a similar thing in accounting - designing their own 'non-GAAP' measures of financial performance and highlighting them, with the 'GAAP' measures less prominent.

      Companies commonly supplement reported earnings with non-GAAP financial measures that the management believes more accurately reflect their results. These "non-GAAP" measures are frequently very useful.

    21. Re:Misleading by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Considering how you're not typically giving up anything (i.e., privacy) by driving a safe car, the attempt to compare it to the Patriot Act just seems silly.

    22. Re:Misleading by bob_super · · Score: 1

      This problem wouldn't happen if they had used the magic three-digit trick.

      Check it next time: nearly all commercial studies predicting future numbers of $whatever, regardless of whether it's absolute or percentages, include 3 digits in their numbers.
      It's absolutely absurd to predict anything with that precision 6 months, let alone 5 years into the future, but studies must have told them that it improves the credibility of the result for the average idiot who reads them.
      They (almost) all do it. You won't be able to avoid noticing it now.

    23. Re:Misleading by FatLittleMonkey · · Score: 1

      then the rating system would lose credibility.

      Good. The system has no credibility. When NHTSA makes tests harder, or adds new tests, they revamp the scoring so that it 5 stars is still the maximum - even though new cars may be, by NHTSA's own testing, safer than previous 5-star cars.

      What's the point letting manufacturers advertise an unqualified "NHTSA 5-star rating" when the number of meaningless unless compared solely with the batch of cars that went though the same tests in the same year, and may have no relationship with the identically phrased ratings from a year before or a year after? Unless the buyers dig down into which batch of models went through which specific testing, there's no way to know what "5-Stars (2010)" and "4-Stars (2012)" comparatively means.

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    24. Re:Misleading by FatLittleMonkey · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The NHTSA doesn't want manufacturers to optimise for the particular suite of sample accident scenarios to gain an extra 0.1 score and beat their rivals, because that would not mean that the real-world safety was improved and might even mean that safety declined slightly in non-tested accident scenarios. By rounding the scores it eliminates the motivation for this pointless effort,

      If that were true, they wouldn't give the precise VSS scores to the manufacturers, just a "where you failed" review for individual tests. In the scenario Mysidia described (4.4 versus 4.6), there's every reason for a manufacturer to want to sneak above that .5 mark, in order to get a "NHTSA 5-Star Rating! * * * * *". If you were a manufacturer, wouldn't you give up a few percent of real-world safety for that extra star (by sneaking from 4.4 to 4.6)? Say by enlarging the rear pillars to cheaply improve your inverted-drop roof-crush score (your area of lowest performance) in spite of loss of visibility it causes (and thus increased real-world accidents), rather than actually improving roof-crush performance through proper structural changes. Or sacrificing your top score in roll-over stability by adding or removing elements to improve your very low-scoring rear collision survival test. Whereas if you weren't given a VSS score for each test, you would only know that the review says your rear-collision survivability sucks, and you'd have to work to improve it without reducing safety in other areas (because you wouldn't know where you exceeded the tests and thus have margin to sacrifice.) The current system clearly encourages manufacturers to "build to the test" at the expense of real-world safety.

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    25. Re:Misleading by FatLittleMonkey · · Score: 1

      It's not on a curve, it's an absolute scale.

      It's not a truly absolute scale, it's just this year's flat scale. The scale is periodically redrawn, preventing multi-year comparisons from being made. This year's 5-star may not be last year's 5-star.

      A variable scale would effectively leave carmakers unsure of what regulatory bar they had to meet.

      Except the test isn't pass/fail (ie, can or can't sell). It's designed to give the impression of a comparison between vehicles which have all met the minimum standards for sale. (Go to the NHTSA website, they hammer over and over the idea that stars=safety.)

      Imagine a carmaker that produced an incredibly safe, unaffordable fortress that wrecked the curve.

      On a truly "absolute scale", that would be a 6 or 7 star rating, leaving all the 5-star cars suddenly looking very sad indeed. As it should be! Instead, the 7+ scoring fortress and the barely 4.5 scoring shit-box-de-la-muerta both score the highest possible "NHTSA 5 Star Rating! * * * * *", until the NHTSA decides to change the test (with no way for consumers to make a year-to-year comparison.)

      Tesla Model S and the Volvo S60 maxed out every test last year, but 19 other vehicles that year also scored "5 star ratings" in spite of failing to max out every test. The two perfect scoring vehicles gained nothing from their extra performance, and now, apparently, they can't even tell you they scored more than other manufacturers, even though NHTSA, as I said, harps on that stars=safety.

      Either the testing should be pass/fail and no more, increasing in difficulty each year at a rate predictable to manufacturers. Or the scoring should be numerical (no "stars") and on an absolute scale for each test, and the individual results for every vehicle ever tested be made available for easy comparison. (You can look up the overall "star" rating for any model, but you can't list all SUVs with the highest roll-over scores, listed so you can compare their front and side collision scores. And if the data exists, there's no reason why it can't be made available in that form.)

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    26. Re:Misleading by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but you are, increasing car safety increases money you have to pay for it, if better brake costs 10% more and better seat belt 20% more and safer gas tank 10% more ... in the end you see your car would be 15% cheaper if manufacturer did not have to produce so safe car.

      it is that 15% of your money that you are giving away...

      don't forget if your willing to go without extra safety and comfort you can get India Toto car for only $3000

    27. Re:Misleading by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. Because he needs to convince people that this new-fangled thing is good enough. He's not up against ration, he's up against feelings. So he's using emotional tricks. Just like the stupid Coca-Cola ads you see every Christmas.

    28. Re:Misleading by Cytotoxic · · Score: 1

      I wonder what the overall contribution of vehicle vs. pedestrian is to the total death and injury by vehicle numbers.

      Hmm.... " Pedestrians are 1.5 times more likely than passenger vehicle occupants to be killed in a car crash on each trip.2" It seems that pedestrian deaths might be worth worrying about.

      I'm not sure what that sentence means though - they report ~4,000 deaths and 70,000 injuries to pedestrians per year, while there are tens of thousands killed and millions injured in motor vehicle accidents every year.

    29. Re:Misleading by spain · · Score: 1

      The NHTSA doesn't want manufacturers to optimise for the particular suite of sample accident scenarios to gain an extra 0.1 score and beat their rivals, because that would not mean that the real-world safety was improved and might even mean that safety declined slightly in non-tested accident scenarios.

      For a good example of manufacturers optimising their numbers, in this case with fuel economy, there's the "skip shift" feature: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shift_blocking

      (Quick version: Manual transmissions would lock out 2nd and 3rd, so you'd be forced into 4th gear for better CAFE numbers.)

  7. neener neener neener by spirit_fingers · · Score: 5, Funny

    Liar liar car on fire!

    1. Re:neener neener neener by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Liar liar car on fire!

      Paid shill?

    2. Re:neener neener neener by CanHasDIY · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Liar liar car on fire!

      Paid shill?

      Person with a sense of humor. You should go find one yourself.

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    3. Re:neener neener neener by Tablizer · · Score: 2

      That's fine as long as it doesn't spread to my pants.

    4. Re:neener neener neener by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dibs on spirit_fingers! That other AC can find his own person with a sense of humour.

    5. Re:neener neener neener by SeaFox · · Score: 2

      That's fine as long as it doesn't spread to my pants.

      I agree, I can't afford to buy another pair of pants.
      Another Tesla, however...

  8. But, isn't that what Tony Starks would do? by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 0

    Say, "to hell with your slow ineffective bureaucratic government way of doing things, I'm going to snort a few lines and make up my OWN *better* rating system!" Then, bang a super model.

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  9. The secret to Teslas' energy efficiency by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm starting to think that the secret to Tesla's energy efficiency isn't electricity, as advertised, but Elon Musk's unlimited hot air.

    Does a week go by without this guy blowing up about someone or exaggerating something?

    1. Re:The secret to Teslas' energy efficiency by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That is part of running a business that's based on hype and perfect future outcomes.

    2. Re:The secret to Teslas' energy efficiency by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      I'm starting to think that the secret to Tesla's energy efficiency isn't electricity, as advertised, but Elon Musk's unlimited hot air.

      While California does use some geothermal energy, much of their electricity comes from BC, WA, ID, and OR hydropower, wind power, and solar power.

      We're green in the West. It's why jobs are being created here - green is cheaper than non-green.

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  10. (preparing to duck my head) by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Funny

    If you like your Tesla safety rating, you can keep your Tesla safety rating.

    1. Re:(preparing to duck my head) by intermodal · · Score: 1

      I voted for the Tesla safety rating before I voted against it.

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    2. Re:(preparing to duck my head) by Tablizer · · Score: 2

      Tesla's are people, my friend.

    3. Re:(preparing to duck my head) by Spritzer · · Score: 1

      That is totally misleading. Hell, it's a lie!! Tesla just notified me that I can no longer drive my car. I've been told I will have the option to buy an extremely similar car for 5 times the price, though. Can you confirm?

    4. Re:(preparing to duck my head) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you've got a Tesla, you didn't build that - somebody else made that happen.

    5. Re:(preparing to duck my head) by The+Grim+Reefer · · Score: 3, Funny

      I voted for the Tesla safety rating before I voted against it.

      Was that so you could see what was in it?

    6. Re:(preparing to duck my head) by bob_super · · Score: 1

      We will not fund your Tesla until we have asked 16000 times what happened when it got attacked by a piece of metal, caught on fire, and four people might have died.

  11. False? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Have they at any point said the claims were false or just not allowed to be made?

    1. Re:False? by Daniel_Staal · · Score: 2, Informative

      The claim is false: The NHTSA rates cars on a 5-point scale, and gave the Tesla S a 5-point rating, the highest they could get. This rating is based on several sub-ratings, where the Tesla also got 5-point ratings, in all categories.

      Tesla is basically trying to claim for marketing purposes the fact that they got 5-point ratings in all of the subcategories (which isn't necessary for a 5-point overall rating, and in fact is extremely unusual, if not unique) means that they got 'better than a normal 5-point rating'. Which, ok, they did, but the rating only goes to five points. They can't create a new rating scale just for themselves.

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    2. Re:False? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Indirectly.

      They've said that their highest rating is a 5. Musk said that it got a rating of 5.4.

      They're not saying the claim is false. Just that 5.4 is higher than 5. And 5 is the highest rating it can get.

      So it can't be right.

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    3. Re:False? by QuasiSteve · · Score: 4, Insightful

      As far as I can tell, Tesla claims - as do several news outlets - that the NHTSA also releases some other raw numbers to the manufacturers which Tesla then decided to 'combine' (whether that's adding or averaging or whatever - who knows.) to give a 5.4 .

      Really, the issue is lack of transparency - since we, the public, don't get to see those numbers. Thus we can't really give a good opinion other than "NHTSA says 5 is the maximum. THE MAXIMUM!" and all nod in agreement at the overlord's words apparently for fear of getting booted out.

      This in turn leads to gems like this:
      "No matter what, you can't say it's the safest car ever tested, just that it had the best overall test score of any vehicle tested by NHTSA." - NHTSA ( http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/tesla-crash-test-rating-high-maker-claimed/story?id=20024779 )

      So it had the best overall test score .. but is not necessarily the safest. But the test is on safety. So it's the best in safety.. but not necessarily the best in safety.

      Maybe while they're quibbling they could come up with a system that makes sense to themselves, the manufacturers and, most importantly, the public. If in the end that means Tesla does get a 5.4 and they want to hang on to 5 stars - well I guess they'll just have to lower the rating on a bunch of other cars.

    4. Re:False? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not quite. Tesla is not the one doing the combining. Tesla claims that the NHTSA provided some other numbers to the manufacturers and the NHTSA, in those numbers, included a combined "VSS" rating of 5.4.

    5. Re:False? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They can't create a new rating scale just for themselves

      They can. They did. Now all of you sore losers are crying about it and changing the rules. If what they have isn't awesome, then why aren't Ford, Chevy, or Toyota also getting scores above and beyond? The answer is because all of the other cars are shit and the big boys don't like being shown up. This has happened so many times in racing that I can't even remember them all. The Roadrunner Superbird, for one instance, whipped all of the other NASCARs so bad that they banned it. Those badass diesels in Lemans, that car with the big ass fan in the back, and so on have all been banned. When you make everyone else look bad, they gang up on you and run you off. Instead of getting all pissy about losing top safety score, perhaps the other cars should quit being cheap pieces of garbage and maybe earn them an above and beyond score too.

    6. Re:False? by EvanED · · Score: 1

      So it had the best overall test score .. but is not necessarily the safest. But the test is on safety. So it's the best in safety.. but not necessarily the best in safety.

      And of course, tests perfectly reflect reality, and as such the Tesla's 5.4 score means it's definitely safer than some car that got a 5.35 or something. Uh huh.

      The Tesla is pretty damn safe, but saying "it's the safest car ever tested" can't be supported, and if I were the NHTSA, I wouldn't want people implying that I said it was (even though Tesla chose their words carefully).

    7. Re:False? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They can't create a new rating scale just for themselves.

      This is the typing of 'MBA thinking' that whines, "But Elon, the Hyperloop is a completely impractical boondoggle!"

      Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go seduce a supermodel from first principles, and then fly my rocket car to the ISS to deliver some Domino's.

      -EM

    8. Re:False? by LordLimecat · · Score: 2

      No, thats NOT what tesla claimed, their actual claim was exactly this:

      NHTSA does not publish a star rating above 5, however safety levels better than 5 stars are captured in the overall Vehicle Safety Score (VSS) provided to manufacturers, where the Model S achieved a new combined record of 5.4 stars.

    9. Re:False? by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      They said the highest rating you can advertise is 5. Tesla is saying that they were provided an internal, manufacturer-only rating that is higher than the publicly available "5 star" rating. NHTSA does not seem to contradict that.

    10. Re:False? by FatLittleMonkey · · Score: 1

      they got 5-point ratings in all of the subcategories (which isn't necessary for a 5-point overall rating, and in fact is extremely unusual, if not unique

      Volvo S60 also maxed all the individual tests, but I think the Model S got there first.

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    11. Re:False? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So it had the best overall test score .. but is not necessarily the safest. But the test is on safety. So it's the best in safety.. but not necessarily the best in safety.

      The NHTSA tests are benchmarks. Artificial benchmarks based generally on potential accident scenarios, but fundamentally artificial benchmarks. If I put a couple of Kepler GPGPUs in an old desktop, it can probably hit 7-8 TFLOPS in selected benchmarks. Will that make it the fastest PC ever made?

    12. Re:False? by Richy_T · · Score: 1

      Just because there is a safety test doesn't mean it's definitive on how safe a car is. It may incorrectly test some safety aspects or miss other aspects completely. Some of the tests may need to be weighted differently or may not even be able to be weighted in a rational manner. It's an approximation, an educated guess at how safe a vehicle is and as such, you can't really claim that one car is safer than another based on the score, particularly if the scores are close.

    13. Re:False? by QuasiSteve · · Score: 1

      Some of the tests may need to be weighted differently

      Which is why the data should be made publicly available, so the weighting can be checked. I'm fine with them saying that Score X on head-on colission at 60mph is worth less than Score X on rear-end colission at 15mph simply because the first probably leaves you in a world of hurt anyway and isn't nearly as likely to happen as some jackass rear-ending you at the lights.

      But then...

      may not even be able to be weighted in a rational manner

      ...just means gut-feeling work. That's not a test.

      It's an approximation, an educated guess at how safe a vehicle is

      The whole point of testing isn't to make guesses. You can't just go around running a bunch of tests, getting measurable data from it, knowing with some certainty what the error in the test methodology is, and then check the alignment of the planets before factoring the test score into what a bunch of tea leaves say.

      Essentially...

      you can't really claim that one car is safer than another based on the score

      ...would preclude a stars rating entirely. If there's no demonstrable greater safety in a car with 5 stars vs one with 4 stars, then why does the first have 5 and the latter 4 to begin with? And if there is that demonstrable safety difference, then surely the one with 5 stars can at least claim theirs is safer than the one with 4 stars. And if that is the case, assume there was never a car with 5 stars before - they surely could claim that they do have the safest car evar.

      I do get the psychological, PR and industry flak aspect that the NHTSA is trying to address - but that would be a lot easier by dropping the scores and only issuing stars.. or by keeping the scores and dropping the stars.

  12. Oh man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Tesla advocates are not going to be happy about this one. No sir.

    I can just feel the rage radiating through the story. All those fanbios, quivering with hate, turning red in the face and TYPING SO FAST!

    LOL

    1. Re:Oh man by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      The Tesla advocates are not going to be happy about this one. No sir.

      I can just feel the rage radiating through the story. All those fanbios, quivering with hate, turning red in the face and TYPING SO FAST!

      LOL

      This would be a lot more poignant if you had the balls to sign in before flaming.

      Like me, since I agree with your post 100%.

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  13. Try this excuse by Tablizer · · Score: 2

    "Since we are marketing to nerds, we are using a base 12 numbering system".

    1. Re:Try this excuse by Wintermute__ · · Score: 2

      Quick. Guess what 5 decimal is when converted to base 12.

    2. Re:Try this excuse by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      It's normalized to be half the full unit.

  14. This post smells like astroturf by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    This Slashdot post has been brought to you by a collaboration between NHTSA and GM.

  15. Bad title by PureRain · · Score: 5, Informative

    Just to clarify, the NHTSA hasn't said anything to Tesla like the summary states. It has clarified its rating system. That is all.

    That article is written like a high schooler's blog.

    1. Re:Bad title by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      Sure, the same way your teacher was talking to "everyone" in the class when she said that bullying was not acceptable. Just because she didn't single out the bully doesn't mean she was addressing the rest of the students, per se.

      Though to be clear, I think this was more case of "CYA" by the NHTSA than "hey, let's fix our obsolete rating scale."

  16. This happens when you go against the status quo... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    See how an electric car manufacturer pisses off big oil.....

    If there's a fire all oil-controlled media report on it immediately.
    If the range issues scare people, they build charging stations (big oil is fighting the legality of these currently)
    If they have too good of a crash score, the score rating system is changed.
    They are banned from selling in Texas because that's big oil's home turf....

    Is it not obvious how they are just going against the status quo and being singled out because of it.....

    Any thing Tesla does good will be re-regulated, changed, or banned from advertisement by law. They will NOT be able to win even if they are!

  17. Three month old dupe by kaleth · · Score: 4, Informative
  18. Genius and insanity go hand in hand by Dega704 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Elon Musk would never have accomplished what he has if it wasn't for his rabid passion and forceful, egotistical personality. He is trying to change the status quo in an industry where many have tried and failed, and where many want Tesla to fail as well. He had best try to temper himself, though; lest he become our generation's Nikola Tesla/Howard Hughes in more ways than one.....

    1. Re:Genius and insanity go hand in hand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I am glad he has fire and passion. He is fighting against a lobby that spans centuries, so even if his claims might be a bit over the top, the people who want to seem him out of business are many, and are THE richest people out there.

      He is competing against the most powerful people on this planet, so it is pretty darn amazing he has done this well. He also has showed the auto industry is stagnant -- his first commercial vehicle faster than most sports cars except the high end Italian makes? Impressive. Same car using a completely new drivetrain? More impressive. Same car with zero deaths? Still more impressive.

      Elon Musk may be a bit of a blowhard, but he is actually effecting change.

      Compared to Teslas, what other electric vehicles out there can smoke even an average sports car like a Corvette? A Leaf? Maybe in free fall. A Prius. Nope. Elon Musk has made a completely new car category, something not seen since the soccer moms wanted station wagons back, but didn't want them called station wagons, so they were named crossovers.

    2. Re:Genius and insanity go hand in hand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Elon Musk may be a bit of a blowhard, but he is actually effecting change.

      Can't he effect change with an affect change, just to see what effect this could affect.

    3. Re:Genius and insanity go hand in hand by gordo3000 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      you really don't know much about high performance cars do you? The last tesla roadster time I saw was 3.7 seconds, with a quarter mile time around 12 seconds. This isn't faster than the best italian cars. This is slower than basically every high performance car on the road, including several american, Japanese, and German cars that provide far higher performance at that price. Tesla now, has a lot of very cool things going for it. And it's performance compared to general cars is respectable, but don't imagine it would hold up well against the best.

      And by the way, if you are actually interested in high performance, it would do you some good to do some research. Basically all the italian cars are now all show for 2-3x the price of far superior performing Japanese(GT-R) and American(ZR1 or Viper) cars on proper tracks, not just 0-60 and quarter mile times.

    4. Re:Genius and insanity go hand in hand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i literally don't understand even one word of what you just said,
      can you please translate all that for someone that never drove cars in his life, and is not native English speaker, but is very good with mathematics and physics?

    5. Re:Genius and insanity go hand in hand by marcello_dl · · Score: 1

      the rimac concept one is quite performant too, pity for the somewhat hefty price.

              Acceleration: 0-100 km/h (0-62 mph) 2,8 seconds
              Range: up to 600 km (realistic range â" 500 km)
              Braking distance: 31.5m (100-0 km/h)
              Lateral g-force: 1.4 g
              Efficiency: 140-550 Wh/km
              40 kW on-board charging
              100 kW fast DC-charging
              Weight-to-power ratio: 1.79 kg/hp
              Weight distribution: 42% front, 58% rear

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    6. Re:Genius and insanity go hand in hand by marcello_dl · · Score: 1

      the GT-R is ugly, the zr 1 and viper are barely ok. There is one reason why the overpriced italians sell.
      Me, i'd rather go for an ariel or a caterham, for fun.

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    7. Re:Genius and insanity go hand in hand by bsdaemonaut · · Score: 1

      Can you really claim someone is affecting change at 70k a pop? Even with a good car loan the payments would exceed the monthly payments on my house. I'd take sufficient performance and affordability over excessive performance and high cost any day. Maybe if he sticks around long enough price will go down, but I doubt it, nothing about him suggests to me that he is aiming for anything beyond the premium market.

    8. Re:Genius and insanity go hand in hand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's asking him NOT to be a genius.
      It's not insanity. It's trying out new things, tying to see things through a new light.
      You can't ask him to be correct 100% of the times.

      "It's not research if you aren't prepared to fail".

    9. Re:Genius and insanity go hand in hand by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      He is fighting against a lobby that spans centuries

      Please round to the nearest whole century = 1.

  19. Rounding is stupid by MrLogic17 · · Score: 1

    If safety is a good thing, and it's a good thing for consumers to prefer safer cars, why not add a decimal point or two?
    If two cars are equally qualified in the minds a specific customer - and one car is 0.1 stars higher, why let that car get more sales?

    Dude, let the free market drive safety higher! Just like EPA window stickers. Give the customer information. If Tesla really did rank 5.4, then let the other manufactures get some public shaming. Maybe they can respond to purchasing competition & catch up and make their cars safer.

    1. Re:Rounding is stupid by BitZtream · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Because the rating system isn't accurate enough to say for sure that .1 difference is accurate. The ratings are subjective enough that whole numbers are as accurate as you can get reliably.

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    2. Re:Rounding is stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah good old significant figures.

    3. Re:Rounding is stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But...round is safer than edged. Therefore round numbers are safer numbers!

      Like they say, safety will out!

    4. Re:Rounding is stupid by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 2

      If Tesla really did rank 5.4, then let the other manufactures get some public shaming. Maybe they can respond to purchasing competition & catch up and make their cars safer.

      Again - since Musk is the only one who hasn't played by the rules here, why are you assuming the other five-star-rated cars are exactly 5.0? There likely have been others that scored 5.2, 5.3, or 5.39 on that particular sub-test - but their manufacturers followed NHTSA guidelines when promoting their vehicles' safety.

      You really have no evidence that the Tesla tested out as being significantly safer than those other five-star cars.

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    5. Re: Rounding is stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well hey rounding down is working out nicely for grams of trans fats.

    6. Re:Rounding is stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do you suppose the NHTSA determines whether a car is a 4-star or 5-star after they first compute to 0.1 precision?

      They round. And that means a 4-star rating and a 5-star rating could involve a difference of 0.1

      They don't discard the extra precision because it isn't accurate. They do so because it makes the job of consumers looking for "the best" very simple, pick the 5-star. It also gives the manufacturers a clear goal, get to 4.5 or higher, perfection not required.

  20. It's still the safest car... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if your funeral plans contain cremation.

    1. Re:It's still the safest car... by bobbied · · Score: 1

      And getting buried IN your car..

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  21. Other manufacturers are jealous by Imagix · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Apparently people aren't reading what's been said. Tesla's press release says: "National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA) has awarded the Tesla Model S a 5-star safety rating", and "NHTSA does not publish a star rating above 5". Thus Tesla is not claiming that they were assigned a 5.4 since they outright acknowledge that NHTSA doesn't publish a rating above 5. What Tesla did say is that if one were to take the individual scores that were provided by the NHTSA (which apparently includes ratings above 5, and possibly decimal as well) and average those, the resultant number would be a 5.4.
    Now what is probably getting the other manufacturers upset is that the clipping of the results at 5 means that the vehicles that just squeaked into the 5 look the same as vehicles which may have blown past the 5. If they didn't like that, why aren't the individual scores also integral and clipped at 5? Then one could not possibly claim (or even appear to claim) a number higher than 5.
    So, this whole release is trying to beat up Tesla for something they didn't say. They didn't say that the NHTSA awarded them a 5.4 rating (see the first quote). They did say: "achieved a new combined record of 5.4 stars.".

    1. Re:Other manufacturers are jealous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Because the accuracy of these numbers is not to two significant digits. I doubt it's accurate to even one significant digit. You can't claim that Telsa is better because it scored a 5.4 when another car scored a 5.3 if the margin of error is greater than .1, which it certainly is. The press release does this:

      Tesla Model S Achieves Best Safety Rating of Any Car Ever Tested

      . No, it was rated a 5, just like many other cars.

    2. Re:Other manufacturers are jealous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      They didn't say that the NHTSA awarded them a 5.4 rating (see the first quote). They did say: "achieved a new combined record of 5.4 stars.".

      Weasel words. The whole point of the ratings is to allow oranges-to-oranges comparisons. If Tesla's 5 star rating is better than some other companies 5 star rating, and this reflects a meaningful distinction, then the ratings should be overhauled to make that distinction obvious.

      If the NHTSA's determination is that there is no meaningful distinction between two 5 star ratings regardless of the respective combined scores, then then Tesla is abusing the NHTSA ratings system to confuse customers and undermine NHTSA's authority over their own standard.

      Let Elon Musk establish a TESLA-STAR rating and give his cars a jillion stars and everyone else's negative 10 stars if he needs an angle.

    3. Re:Other manufacturers are jealous by mythosaz · · Score: 1

      ...why aren't the individual scores also integral and clipped at 5? Then one could not possibly claim (or even appear to claim) a number higher than 5.

      Because the average of a bunch of numbers clipped at 5 will never be "5 star" unless everything is over 5.

      Now, you can have a 5.2 and a 4.9 and be "5 star."

    4. Re:Other manufacturers are jealous by mythosaz · · Score: 1

      Tesla Model S Achieves Best Safety Rating of Any Car Ever Tested

      . No, it was rated a 5, just like many other cars.

      So, uh, the best safety rating of any car ever tested*?

      *tied.

    5. Re:Other manufacturers are jealous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's first-principles thinking right there. Note to HR: let's hire this guy to run HyperLoop.

      -EM

    6. Re:Other manufacturers are jealous by Imagix · · Score: 1

      Exactly. It also means that a car that gets 4.1 and a 5.9 is also a "5 star" car. Which is probably equally misleading.

  22. Up next: "Zero Emissions" claim by Powercntrl · · Score: 2

    Here in the USA, the grid is 68% fossil fuels. So unless Tesla is including a free ZPM with every purchase, "Zero Emissions" is a crock of shit, just like a 5.4 star safety rating.

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    1. Re:Up next: "Zero Emissions" claim by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I often see other cars with Partial Zero Emissions stickers. This confuses me as any part of zero is zero.

    2. Re:Up next: "Zero Emissions" claim by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, when Elon takes on the power grid and converts it all to thorium/solar, then he'll be able to back that claim up.

      Interestingly, I think that Elon is one of the few who could actually accomplish this.

    3. Re:Up next: "Zero Emissions" claim by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Was it a Zero Emmisions sticker torn in half? Maybe this way they can get it on to two cars, and save on the environmental impact of the sticker?

    4. Re:Up next: "Zero Emissions" claim by ls671 · · Score: 1, Troll

      The Tesla has a 180% efficiency battery wise. You get 1.8 time the energy you put in the batteries on output. So the 68% is fossil fuel is canceled out.

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    5. Re:Up next: "Zero Emissions" claim by NoImNotNineVolt · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The Tesla, a vehicle, does not generate emissions.

      If you charge it with carbon-sourced electricity, the Tesla, a vehicle, still doesn't generate emissions.
      If you strap a diesel generator to the roof to run your personal electronics, the Tesla, a vehicle, still doesn't generate emissions.
      If you load up the trunk with flatulent cattle, the Tesla, a vehicle, still doesn't generate emissions.

      That some people have trouble parsing natural language is not Elon's problem.

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    6. Re:Up next: "Zero Emissions" claim by necro81 · · Score: 1

      I often see other cars with Partial Zero Emissions stickers. This confuses me as any part of zero is zero.

      you are mathematically correct. It's bureaucratic gobbledygook.

      The PZEV rating basically means that the car's emissions of everything *other than* CO2 are about as close to zero as you can get within the limits of chemistry. So the catalytic converters are top notch, the fuel handling system allows for ~0 vapor loss, NOx and CO out the tailpipe are nearly zero, particulates are avoided or captured.

      PZEV is all great for air quality metrics like ozone and PM2.5, but doesn't do squat in terms of CO2, which is the emission that most people think about these days.

      So why have such a rating at all if it doesn't include CO2? As far as I know, this came largely out of California, which has had really stringent car emissions standards for decades. The California Air Resources Board wanted a large number of "Emissions Free" vehicles on the road - battery-electrics and fuel-cell vehicles - but realized they weren't going to get anywhere close to that. So they created the PZEV rating as a "close enough" standard.

    7. Re:Up next: "Zero Emissions" claim by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

      I believe the left front fender of my 93 Escort Wagon qualifies as Zero Emission - so my car deserves Partial Zero Emissions status!

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    8. Re:Up next: "Zero Emissions" claim by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      The Tesla has a 180% efficiency battery wise. You get 1.8 time the energy you put in the batteries on output. So the 68% is fossil fuel is canceled out.

      So, either Elon Musk has figured out how to violate the laws of thermodynamics, or you have no idea what you're talking about.

      Or you forgot the </sarc> tag.

      Don't suppose you could provide a link with scientific evidence proving this claim of overunity you have made?

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    9. Re:Up next: "Zero Emissions" claim by CanHasDIY · · Score: 2

      That some people think hyperbole is a valid response is everyone's problem.

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    10. Re:Up next: "Zero Emissions" claim by bobbied · · Score: 1

      Huh? 180% efficient by getting 1.8 times the energy out than you put in? Our fuel problems are solved! Just have a few of these 180% efficient cars sitting there and charge up the first one, then charge two cars to 90% from that. Next charge two other cars to 100% from the 90% cars, leaving you with two fully charged cars and two with about half charges. Roll up two more cars and charge them from the half charged cars... Now you have three fully charged cars from just one... See where this is going? Do this enough and it's endless free energy... Yea!

      Oh, but wait. What's that pesky law about energy not being created or destroyed? Dang, something is wrong with this...

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    11. Re:Up next: "Zero Emissions" claim by bobbied · · Score: 3, Funny

      When it catches fire?

      It creates emissions then...

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    12. Re:Up next: "Zero Emissions" claim by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      You are correct.

      I should point out that the Tesla that caught fire was here in Seattle (Redmond) and we get most of our energy from hydropower, so it actually is close to zero emission if you use it around here. Much of the rest of our power supply is from wind power and solar power. (yes, solar, I know you think solar cells don't work up here, but they work fine)

      If you use a Tesla in Wisconsin where most electricity is from coal, it's actually MORE emission creating than gasoline, since the source is coal. Some efficiency losses accumulate.

      Your green rating depends on your fuel mix - and electrics that you don't charge yourself from your home power plants use the median power mix of the sources they use.

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    13. Re:Up next: "Zero Emissions" claim by slew · · Score: 2

      I often see other cars with Partial Zero Emissions stickers. This confuses me as any part of zero is zero.

      That's because you have to think like a california bureaucrat to understand this. It's not partially zero, it just partially counts towards meeting a zero-emission requirement.

      In 1990, california passed a law that 10% of the cars for sale in california by 2003 needed to be ZEV zero emission vehicles. Note that ZEV doesn't mean zero-emissions for the environment, but simply zero tail-pipe emissions (e.g., electric cars or hydrogen fuel cells). The California Air Resources Board (aka CARB) that was tasked to enforce this law found out that basically battery and fuel cell technology wasn't mature enough yet and the whole mandate was not gonna happen. Rather than declare failure, after a while, the bureaucrats simply changed the rules and created two new category of cars in order to declare victory.

      One category of cars was known as the "partial" ZEV or PZEV that was just a really clean gas powered car, but was only allowed to partially count towards the 10% requirement (only up to 6% could count towards the 10%). The other was the "advanced technology" or AT-PZEV which would be something like a hybrid electric or plug-hybrid (which was allowe to count another 2% towards the 10%).

      Originally, car manufacturers only made small numbers of these PZEV cars and sold them exclusively in California and New-York simply to comply with emission mandates in those states. Now they slap the label on any gasoline car that happens to meet the PZEV low-emissions requirement and sell the cars pretty much everywhere.

    14. Re:Up next: "Zero Emissions" claim by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Well looking at his score (5) versus your score (2), I think you're just a sore loser.

    15. Re:Up next: "Zero Emissions" claim by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A shooter, a person, does not fire bullets.

      If the shooter has a gun, the shooter, a person, still doesn't fire bullets.
      If the shooter pulls the trigger on a gun, the shooter, a person still doesn't fire bullets.
      If you put the shooter into a cannon full of bullets and fire the cannon, the shooter, a person, still doesn't fire bullets.

      That some law enforcement folks have trouble parsing natural language is not the shooter's problem.

    16. Re:Up next: "Zero Emissions" claim by bobbied · · Score: 0

      You electricity comes from the same three wires as mine here in Texas (assuming Texas hasn't disconnected from the rest of ya'll for some technical reason). We generate using mostly Natural Gas and Nuclear round these parts.

      Why do you care? Cause, we are all interconnected here in North America, so you are burning coal and natural gas right along with my using your hydro power down here. Everybody dumps and draws power from the same pot so if you used less, we'd all pollute less.

      It's like all the folks who pay extra for "green" power... I find it funny that somebody would elect to pay more for the same thing I get for less. You are no exception, despite where you live. It's the same three wires if you are on the grid.

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    17. Re:Up next: "Zero Emissions" claim by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 2

      Actually, Texas is on a separate grid.

      We're not all interconnected. I was one of the people, during Y2K planning, who made dang sure of that, so we wouldn't get a cascade grid failure if any of the circuitry software glitched. There are reasons for that - we literally had people at the physical switches just in case.

      I get that you hate America and that Texas is going to wind power and solar power, but back when I was born in Texas it was a Blue state too.

      Adapt. Because climate change is going to whallop Galveston again, and it ain't gonna be pretty, y'all.

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    18. Re:Up next: "Zero Emissions" claim by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because CO2 was actually a moving of the goalposts by the envirowhacks, and really isn't causing any significant problems so to speak. Unless you consider lusher greenery and more trees a problem, of course.

    19. Re:Up next: "Zero Emissions" claim by mjwx · · Score: 1

      When it catches fire?

      It creates emissions then...

      Not to mention the sheer amount of smug produced by it's owners.

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    20. Re:Up next: "Zero Emissions" claim by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Including all the energy ever used in mining, refining, constructing, delivering or powering "green" vehicles, while considering only tailpipe emissions from gasoline and diesel vehicles, is one of several approaches for combating technology that threatens the staid and stagnant automotive industry. The disingenuous nature of ignoring the difficulty and cost of controlling emissions from 280 million small generators (vs 6600 large power generation plants) is transparent and insults the intelligence of your audience.

      There are plenty of legitimate arguments against electric vehicles, but COx/NOx emissions per mile is not one of them. "[BEV] is not really zero emissions," is really quite similar to Tesla's claim of NHTSA 5.4 star VSS rating: technically accurate, but with words used in a different sense than routine, casual conversation. It's using technical jargon to confuse a hopefully ignorant audience.

    21. Re:Up next: "Zero Emissions" claim by StarWreck · · Score: 1

      You foolish mortal. Properly formatted tags are invisible.

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    22. Re:Up next: "Zero Emissions" claim by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Neither does my Nissan Sentra. The emissions come the gasoline added after the fact.

    23. Re:Up next: "Zero Emissions" claim by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      "Emissions" means "dirty air coming out of the exhaust". If you're driving your Tesla in Clinton, IL you have zero emissions, period. If you're driving it in East St Louis or Chicago you're probably burning coal, but you'll pass the mandatory EPA tests they have to do in dirty cities. And in Chicago you may not only not be spewing particulates into pedestrians' faces, you may well not be emitting anything anywhere, because much of their electricity is from nukes.

    24. Re:Up next: "Zero Emissions" claim by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

      Actually his score is 2.(34) (that is, 2+3.4, which makes 5.4) which means his score is the largest score ever awarded to a Slashdot comment.

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    25. Re:Up next: "Zero Emissions" claim by bobbied · · Score: 1

      Not true. Texas is connected to the rest of North America at a limited number of interconnects. The Texas grid can be quickly isolated when desired, but the standard configuration has us connected for redundancy. This way we can buy or sell power as necessary to make up gaps or overages in generation capacity.

      Texas can be disconnected, but this is an emergency situation and not the normal operating configuration. Being disconnected might be desirable when other areas of the country are unstable or if there is a major problem inside of Texas. The region can be quickly disconnected should it be necessary to protect the Texas or adjoining regions from abnormal power fluctuations, but in general, you want to keep things connected. It provides redundancy, allows you to operate on thinner generation margins and is generally a good idea.

      So, we are all normally connected to the same pool of electrical power, or as I put it in my original post, we are all connected to the same three wires. At least in normal circumstances.

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  23. Re:I wonder what Elon's rebuttal to this will be.. by i+kan+reed · · Score: 2

    Yeah, Musk is self-righteous and crazy intense about the PR for his companies. However, this seems like a warning that was justified, and at the same time might not have been foreseen by those making the claims, because it's kind of a technical quibble.

  24. The Tesla Model S has a 5* Rating by justcauseisjustthat · · Score: 1

    A 5* (or 5 Star) has to be better than 5 and definitely better than 5.4.
    Plus they can claim it was a footnote that was mistakenly left off.

  25. Re:Shit sandwich people, open up, you voted for it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    This post brought to you by GOP Astroturfing, Inc.

  26. So how did he get a 5.4? by gameboyhippo · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Anyone have any explanation on how he got a 5.4? I don't think Musk would just arbitrarily post a number.

    1. Re:So how did he get a 5.4? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They already address this in there 19-Aug-2013 press release: http://www.teslamotors.com/about/press/releases/tesla-model-s-achieves-best-safety-rating-any-car-ever-tested

      Quote:
      "Approximately one percent of all cars tested by the federal government achieve 5 stars across the board. NHTSA does not publish a star rating above 5, however safety levels better than 5 stars are captured in the overall Vehicle Safety Score (VSS) provided to manufacturers, where the Model S achieved a new combined record of 5.4 stars."

    2. Re:So how did he get a 5.4? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The same way Siskel and Ebert often gave 2.4 thumbs up for films with nudity, but they only allowed papers to publish whole numbers.

      "That's no thumb!"

  27. Re:I wonder what Elon's rebuttal to this will be.. by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Musk might even be correct, but one must always be careful around government types, they'll use your own tax dollars to smack you down and have nothing better to do.

    Sometimes you have to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em, and know when to walk away.

  28. Safest in the word... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But maybe they ARE the safest cars in the word. I mean, the summary doesn't say that they claim to be the safest cars in the world , just the safest in the word. Maybe words do get 5.4 ratings from the National Hard To Spell Authority (NHTSA).

    1. Re:Safest in the word... by Kvasio · · Score: 1

      still better than the safest car in the powerpoint

  29. Individual Ratings by Imagix · · Score: 3, Informative

    Yep. The NHTSA apparently gives the manufacturers the individual ratings in each category, which presumably go above 5 and may be decimal. They may have some sort of agreement that they aren't allowed to publish the individual ratings.

    1. Re:Individual Ratings by FatLittleMonkey · · Score: 1

      The individual tests apparently give a probability of death/injury. They are combined to give an overall probability of passenger death. Model S scored 7%. Lower is better. Anything which gets 10% or below on the combined risk score gets 5 stars.

      Musk created a conversion factor for the star rating from NHTSA's cut-offs (p>20% = 2 stars; 20%>p>15% = 3 stars; 15%>p>10% = 4 stars; p10% = 5 stars) to allow him to convert the percentage risk score into a decimal star score, turning 7% into 5.4 stars. It's the sort of thing any real nerd would do when given a database of 380 individual scores.

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  30. Is Rob Reiner on the board? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Our amps go up to 11"

  31. corepirate nazi analcyst numerologists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    combustion based desperados providing gangsterious decimation by the decimal & we pay for that too

  32. "False" claims? by trekkielp · · Score: 1

    So, what they're saying is "Yeah, his car really did get a 5.4, but we don't want him to SAY so"?

    1. Re:"False" claims? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, what they are saying is that mathematically averaged fractional amounts have no defined meaning or significance - as in significant figures. Anything past the integer amount is effectively garbage, and using the meaningless, garbage fraction to claim efficacy above what was issued as the actual rating is false advertising. Think of it this way - let's say the average number of dependents that a taxpayer has is 1.5. Averageman Fraudson files his tax return indicating the number of dependents as the national average of 1.5. You, as the IRS drone reviewing his return, recognize that this claim is fraudulent despite being a mathematically inconspicuous claim.

    2. Re:"False" claims? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They didn't say anything like that. They've said nothing about Musk's methodology for converting the risk-of-death percentage into a decimalised star rating. They just object to him claiming his car scored more than 5 stars when the system doesn't officially (publicly) go past 5 stars. They also object to him saying that his car is the "safest" because it scored the highest ever score in their "safety rating". (Which would be fair enough... if NHTSA didn't repeatedly and loudly equate their own tests and subsequent scores with real world safety.)

  33. what they said about free software by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    explosive disruption was the madison ave. terror touts' claim

  34. Tesla uses different scales for things by the_other_one · · Score: 1

    The Tesla volume control on the radio goes to 11.
    The Tesla safety scale goes to 5.5.
    5.4 is less than perfect.

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    1. Re:Tesla uses different scales for things by Ecuador · · Score: 2

      No, you don't get it.
      All volume controls go to 10.
      Nigel's go to 11. They are one louder.
      Similarly, all safety ratings go to 5.
      Tesla's goes to 5.4, it is .4 safer. For example say that you are in the safest car you could find, it is all the way up to 5 stars safety rating. All the way up. But you want it a little more safer, to be able to go over the cliff, so what can you do? That's where Tesla comes, giving you that extra .4.

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  35. Re:I wonder what Elon's rebuttal to this will be.. by MiniMike · · Score: 4, Funny

    The next Tesla ad will claim a safety rating of 11.0 stars from the NHTSA (small print: National Highway Tesla Sales Association).

  36. Re:Shit sandwich people, open up, you voted for it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, that's not actually true.

    But I do note that you do not even attempt to dispute the fact that the Democrats lied like rugs - and continue to this day, to prop up and otherwise support this monstrosity of a bill that is destroying the fabric of our society.

    All you can come up wiht is silly little soundbytes that mean nothing at all.

    Pathetic.

  37. Re:I wonder what Elon's rebuttal to this will be.. by intermodal · · Score: 0

    To be fair, Musk would be completely correct in doing so on decrying the NHTSA. Like most government agencies today, they are usually so busy defending policies regardless of whether they are still of value or not.

    On the Tesla evangelizing, I fully expect it of him and find it hilariously unconvincing when he does it.

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  38. NHTSA rating: floor(average(value)) by mveloso · · Score: 1

    Musk must have used the wrong formula when publicizing the Tesla rating.

  39. Re:This happens when you go against the status quo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    What do oil companies have to do with clarifying the safety ratings?

  40. Re:This happens when you go against the status quo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But-but-but...regulations are good! They protect society! Regulations are never used to suppress competition, youve been watching FOX news! You fucking Tea-Bagger!

  41. Re:Cave Johnson by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

    His behaviour reminds me of Clive Palmer.

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  42. Learned honesty from the master by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "If you like your plan, you can keep your plan"

  43. Re:I wonder what Elon's rebuttal to this will be.. by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 4, Insightful

    About 80% of the comments already seem to be talk about how the NHTSA actually did give them a 5.4, but only allows them to advertise whole numbers and nothing above 5. So... it's a technical dispute over bureaucratic assholery.

  44. Re:Shit sandwich people, open up, you voted for it by Lendrick · · Score: 1

    BUT OMG ASTROTURF DEMOCRATS LIE REPUBLICANS TELL THE TRUTH BLARGH

    You know what? We did vote for it. Let's see how it turns out rather than making wild predictions. If it fails, we own it. If it doesn't fail, we own it. The people paying you seem to be willing to pay any price in blood or money to make sure the Democrats fail. Why are they trying so hard to get rid of the law before it has a chance to work? Why not let it do its thing, and then when fire and brimstone rain from the sky, they can blame the Democrats and re-elect George Bush.

  45. What a piece of Junk! by freeze128 · · Score: 4, Funny

    "She'll make .5 past light."
    "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts."

  46. Re:I wonder what Elon's rebuttal to this will be.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Musk might even be correct, but one must always be careful around government types, they'll use your own tax dollars to smack you down and have nothing better to do.

    Sometimes you have to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em, and know when to walk away.

    And know when to make snarky passive-aggressive comments, apparently.

  47. Re:This happens when you go against the status quo by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

    No, no, no.

    If there's a fire all oil-controlled media report on it immediately.

    "Oil-controlled media?" Geez, paranoid much?

    Any paranoid with a lick of sense will tell you, the media is owned by Jewish bankers, not oil companies.

    If the range issues scare people, they build charging stations (big oil is fighting the legality of these currently)

    Uh, citation needed. Desperately.

    If they have too good of a crash score, the score rating system is changed.

    The system is the same as it's always been, there is no victim here (except consumers who don't know that the NHTSA rating system has always been a whole-numbers type that ranges from 0 - 5. OH, and people who don't realize that pretty much every new car on the road has a 4-5 star crash rating).

    They are banned from selling in Texas because that's big oil's home turf....

    Mythic hyperbole - they can sell all the cars in Texas that they want, provided Tesla plays by the same rules as every other auto manufacturer. I think what you meant to say here is, "Waaa, mean ol' TX wouldn't give Elon a special pass to do something that's illegal for everyone else!"

    Because that's what actually happened.

    But hey, don't let a little thing like facts or reality get in the way of a good 'woe is me, I've been victimized' rant. Otherwise I'd have to find a new hobby.

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  48. Re:Shit sandwich people, open up, you voted for it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, for a lot of reasons.

    Look, it's already failed, the prices for the plans are unbelievable high - and that doesn't count the sy high deductables. Doctors that we all have relationships with and are in many cases needed to maintain continuity of care won't be covered. Employers are cutting back on hours and not hiring because of this law. The fail is epic and it's only beginning.

    AND there is also the fact that these government programs, once they become entrenched, are nearly impossible to get rid of. No, no and hell no.

    AND the fact that the whole thing is unconstititional. Screw John Roberts, that ruling was lawless - repeal is what has to happen.

    Oh and fuck you with this "lets see how it turns out" crap. We are talking about healthcare for our children, our families, our enture economy and society, This law was passed by a one party majority of radical Democrats and was furthermore passed by trickery and bribery. We the people do not want it and it the impact to our society is intolerable.

    Does that answer your question?

    Oh and by the way it's already failed, did I mention that?

    (1) The website is broken.

    (2) The payment and accounting and administration back-end is unwritten, untested, and out of time.

    (3) They are seriously out of time to do something about those 3.5 to 5 million people whose insurance has been cancelled. To be covered by Jan 1, they have to get a new plan by Dec 15, which means 140,000 to 200,000 of them need to be enrolling every day between now and then, including weekends and the Thangsfrickingiving holiday, which ain't gonna happen ya'll.

    (4) Adverse selection a.k.a. the death spiral a.k.a. the shit spiral is coming.

    (5) Next year we get to do this same song and dance with the group plans as the employer mandate kicks in.

    (6) Lawsuits. There are some nontrivial lawsuits pending including the contraception mandate challenges and the suits based on the fact that the statute doesn't actually allow HHS to offer subsidies on the federal exchange or impose the employer mandate on states that didn't implement their own exchanges.

    (7) There are still 40 million uninsured Americans according to President Obama. Which seems to me to be just a bit of a failure of the aims of Obamacare.

    [8] The plans on the exchanges likely will not let people keep the provider networks of doctors, hospitals and specialists they currently use, making continuity of care impossible.

    [9] Obamacare appears to be nothing more that an enormous expansion of Medicaid, the worst-performing health program in the country.

  49. Re:This happens when you go against the status quo by Desler · · Score: 1

    In what way is competition being supressed by the NHTSA clarifying their rating system? Only an idiot could come up with such shitty logic.

  50. Re:Shit sandwich people, open up, you voted for it by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

    http://wot.wikia.com/wiki/Daes_Dae'mar

    It's just a big fucking game to them. All of them.

    Now, all of you please stop with the OT political bullshit, thanks.

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  51. Is this iApple 2.0 ? by chelunick · · Score: 1

    It is unbelievable what a cult like atmosphere happens on /. every time the subject of that "car company" and it's "glorious leader" comes up. It's like the iApple "revolution" of early 2000 .. .except back them the dumb masses were the ones adulating iJobs and "his" creations. What the heck is going on with the nerds today? In my day we had no problem seeing evil for what it is and Tesla, the car company, is no bueno. And , just a question, how many of you actually owns that hateful thing .. or at least how many of you have driven it? As for the article at hand, Musk is banking on the same principles iApple and others have done it before him : people are vain, people are stupid, and if you lie beautifully and show them shinny lights and smooth surfaces, people will believe anything you tell them .. Case in point: the comments on here. Maybe in some tests the car of doom fared better than some of the markers NHTSA has, but so did other vehicles before. Yet I never saw VW claiming “5.2 stars” for their Jetta or any other nonsense. Y'all needs to relax .. none of this is under any of your control ... sit back , relax.. and think a little before wetting your undies trying to defend filthy rich douches who couldn't care lee of your existence .. if they were aware of it.

    1. Re:Is this iApple 2.0 ? by residents_parking · · Score: 1

      Exactly. All the narcissistic signs are there (hence my RDF post). Industry needs some of that, but too much and you end up with an empire sitting on $100Bn of other people's money and building fc*king James Bond Baddie HQs shaped like the last scene from Close Encounters.

  52. Re:This happens when you go against the status quo by lgw · · Score: 2

    There's no such thing as a "big oil" company any more - the big guys are all "energy" companies and care as much about natural gas. In places where electricity comes from natural gas, the energy companies may make more per mile from the Tesla than a gas-burner (maybe not this year, since natural gas is so cheap right now, but the logistics from oil drill to gas pump are complex and expensive, compared to selling natural gas to power companies).

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  53. Re:Where there's smoke there's fire by bobbied · · Score: 0

    50% of ridiculous is still out of reach, even if the car is on fire..

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  54. Re:Shit sandwich people, open up, you voted for it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mark Liven, is that you?

  55. Re:Shit sandwich people, open up, you voted for it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    to prop up and otherwise support this monstrosity of a bill

    You mean the Romney Bill? Yeah it was cool when he was pushing for it but now that a Demo has put it to use, it's the most vile thing since anal rape by Satan. I already posted this to an actual on-topic thread in here but it equally applies to you too. You're just a sore-assed loser who is all kinds of butt hurt now that you've been shown up. If this is so damned bad, then what is your solution? Doing nothing or the same is already known to be bad so how are gonna solve our problems AC?

  56. Re:This happens when you go against the status quo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See also "Tucker Torpedo".

    Except that Tucker didn't have the money that Musk did going into this.

  57. Re:Shit sandwich people, open up, you voted for it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What Romney Bill? There is no Romney bill, and I don't remember there ever being a Romney bill. So what the fuck are you even talking about?

  58. Fossil fuel industry makes money off of Teslas ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm so glad that Slashdot and its mysterious oily benefactors are here to protect me from the evil lies of Elon Musk!

    Most Tesla charging is done via fossil fuel fired power generation plants. As EVs increase demand for electricity on the U.S.'s already strained electrical grid more fossil fuel plants will be built. Regrettably solar and other renewables just aren't to the point where they can scale up to the necessary levels. Decades of R&D and engineering need to be done.

    No matter how badly we need it to be otherwise, not matter how much we wish it were otherwise, this is the short term reality. EV's powered via renewable sources will only work on a small scale.

  59. Re:Shit sandwich people, open up, you voted for it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why is this Mike Hunt?

  60. Re:I wonder what Elon's rebuttal to this will be.. by EvanED · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So... it's a technical dispute over bureaucratic assholery.

    To play devil's advocate for a second, measurements like the safety ratings inherently have error to them. For something like car safety, is a 5.4 really better than a 5.3, or was that just a quirk of the particular tests they did, and the 5.3 would be safer on the road?

    Look at it from the NHTSA's perspective: if you think that Tesla's advertising is making claims that aren't particularly supportable because of margins of error like that and they're using your data to do it (and in the process saying essentially "NHTSA says we're the safest car on the road" when you don't want to make that claim), I think you'd be well within the realm of reasonableness to make them stop it.

  61. Musk is the new Jobs by residents_parking · · Score: 1

    And inherits his RDF.

  62. Re:I wonder what Elon's rebuttal to this will be.. by LordLimecat · · Score: 2

    Musk doesnt need a rebuttal, since (if Im reading this right) NHTSA didnt contradict his claim that the internally provided NHTSA data showed a 5.4 rating; their objection appears to be that, for advertising / marketing purposes, the "official" NHTSA numbers end at 5 and you arent supposed to quote NHTSA as assessing a higher number than that.

    Maybe Im mis-reading this, but the Tesla press release from August even said as much-- that the "public" rating was 5 stars, but the "eyes only" manufacturer assessment was higher. Certainly NHTSA doesnt seem to contradict that the Tesla scored quite high, or even the claim that it was a record.

  63. Re:This happens when you go against the status quo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See how an electric car manufacturer pisses off big oil.....

    Teslas are largely charged via fossil fuel fired power generation plants. Why would "big oil" be complaining?

  64. Re:Shit sandwich people, open up, you voted for it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    No, the guy spouting that, and the other guy who spouts "wah, we can't afford this, we owe China too much, we need to be on Cruz control" when anything from NASA is posted. are (IMHO) likely shills.

    I wonder if it would be good money. This work seems easy. Mash F5 until a new /. article pops up, copy, paste, type in a subject, submit.

  65. Enforced Mediocrity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One of the most important factors correlated with injury is Head Injury Criterion (HIC), and that is treated as propritary information as well. How are consumers supposed to buy the safest cars? Not all 5 star cars are equal.

  66. He's not in Tesla's league by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If anything he's a modern Henry Ford only without the revolutionary construction process. Now Tesla gave us the modern world with Alternating current, particle beam weapons, remote control devices, radio, and wireless power. Musk on the other hand has only given us an electric car that most people can't even use.

    Furthermore, while Musk uses Tesla's name for his company and cars he doesn't live up to it. He's only merely invented a high end luxury electric car that the majority of the populace can't afford. What he hasn't done is revolutionized any industry with a fundamentally new technology, the way Tesla did in multiple ones.

    So while people are eager to find a replacement for Jobs, he's not it.

    1. Re:He's not in Tesla's league by femtobyte · · Score: 2

      During Tesla's initial work on AC power, electricity was a luxury for the rich rather than the common man's utility. And the "particle beam weapons, remote control devices, and wireless power" didn't exactly get to "majority of the populace" status, either. Giving Tesla credit for every engineering advancement in those fields over half a century since his death is a bit excessive hero-worship. Tesla did a lot of great stuff, but a lot wasn't particularly useful at the time (or even later, for the more wildly speculative projects based on handwaving more than practical engineering). Your glorification of Tesla is like someone looking back fifty years from now and saying that Musk single-handedly put an electric car and a rocket ship in every middle-class garage --- a hint of fact under a heap of exaggeration.

  67. This is like me claiming to have 100.5 percent by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    This is like me claiming to have a grade of 100.5 percent on one of my courses.

    While technically correct, the system limits it to 100 percent, so even though I had bonus points that put me above 100 percent, I can't claim to have 100.5 percent, even though that is my technical measurement.

    Otherwise my GPA would be 4.025 ...

    In short, they're both right. Consumer Reports says (source: CNN Money) that Tesla S owners have the highest ratings for their cars, and a certain sedan has the lowest. So, if you were wondering what to buy for Xmas, I'd say a Tesla should still be on your short list ...

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    1. Re:This is like me claiming to have 100.5 percent by FatLittleMonkey · · Score: 1

      This is like me claiming to have a grade of 100.5 percent on one of my courses.

      Not quite. The score Musk used was counting down to zero (combined risk of passenger death.) The NHTSA converts that to a star score, where lower risk percentage gives a higher star score. But the risk-percentage is finer grained than integer 1-through-5, so Musk worked out their conversion factor. A 5 star rating starts at anything below 10% combined risk. The Model S was given 7%, which Musk converted to 5.4 stars.

      [I actually get 5.6 stars, not 5.4.

      NHTSA ratings system:
      2 stars: P > 20%
      3 stars: 20% > P > 15%
      4 stars: 15% > P > 10%
      5 stars: 10% > P

      (Where P is the combined probability of passenger death in all the tests.)
       
      ...produces a slope of -20, and a height of +7.

      So if the Model S got a probability of 7%, then the decimalised rating is 5.6 stars. Not sure what Musk did to get 5.4.]

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  68. Re:I wonder what Elon's rebuttal to this will be.. by tlhIngan · · Score: 5, Informative

    To play devil's advocate for a second, measurements like the safety ratings inherently have error to them. For something like car safety, is a 5.4 really better than a 5.3, or was that just a quirk of the particular tests they did, and the 5.3 would be safer on the road?

    Not really.

    What happens is cars are rated to the current safety rating - the reason you can score above 5 is because the number is based on the raw figures and the current weightings.

    The NHTSA records down in its database the raw numbers, then uses those numbers to calculate the safety rating based on the current weightings (from empirical data). This lets them recalculate the safety rating as need be - yesteryear's 5 stars may be this year's 3 stars, for example. Or, depending on how cars individually perform, it's possible two 5 star cars with the old rating may become a 3-star and a 4-star car.

    So you cannot compare "stars" between model years, but you can compare them with historical vehicles recalculated to new standards. After all, many old 5 star vehicles may lack the safety features present on today's modern vehicles, so they won't be 5 stars anymore in the current rating.

    The rating will go down as new model years and new tests are introduced - after all, we'd have hit 5 stars 50 years ago if the tests didn't change. The NHTSA updates its tests and ratings when too many cars are pegged - and there's a new test that apparently reflect the more common crashes that many "5 star" cars now fare poorly on.

    Next year, the 2013 Tesla Model S may drop from 5.4 to 4.3. But the 2014 Tesla Model S may still get a full 5 stars because Tesla anticipated the new tests and built the cars to withstand them appropriately.

  69. Re: I wonder what Elon's rebuttal to this will be. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think the problem also is that since this is an eyes-only verdict we don't know what it was for the competition. Perhaps some one else got 5.5, Tesla then claiming their 5.4 beeing higher than that competitors "5" would be misleading.

  70. Re:I wonder what Elon's rebuttal to this will be.. by EvanED · · Score: 1

    That's even worse, but not really what I was getting at.

    What I was saying through rhetorical questions was that even if you test two cars back-to-back and the first gets a 5.3 and the second gets a 5.4, it's still almost certainly a huge stretch for the manufacturer of the 5.4 to start running about telling everyone that they're the safest car on the road, because .1 difference is probably well within the margin of error for the overall test. And that's probably what has the NHTSA in a tizzy, and rightly so.

  71. Re: I wonder what Elon's rebuttal to this will be. by LordLimecat · · Score: 2

    Thats possible, but Tesla indicates that 5.4 is a new record, and it does seem that 5-star ratings in every category is unusual.

    They also provide this handy graphic, but being a complete failure at statistics I cant confirm that it supports their claim.
    http://www.teslamotors.com/sites/default/files/blog_images/model-s-five-star-safety-rating.jpg

  72. false because Mustang 6.2 raw score by raymorris · · Score: 1

    "A new record" is false because while the unpublished raw score for the Tesla was 5.4, the same unpublished raw score for the Ford Mustang was 6.2.

    Or maybe not. Since it's unpublished, I, you and Elon Must don't know if it's a record high or an A-.

    1. Re:false because Mustang 6.2 raw score by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's cute. Because it's a 6.2L engine right?

      Tesla maxed out every test, so there is no higher score possible until the NHTSA adds tests.

  73. Re:Where there's smoke there's fire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the car were only 50% on fire, I'd probably still buy one...

  74. One thing to keep in mind ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... These ratings are for impacts. They say nothing about the ability of cars to spontaneously combust when sitting innocently on the side of the road :-)

  75. Re:I wonder what Elon's rebuttal to this will be.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Sometimes you have to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em, and know when to walk away."

    Kenny? Is that you?

  76. Re:I wonder what Elon's rebuttal to this will be.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sometimes you have to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em, and know when to walk away.

    And when to run.

  77. Re:I wonder what Elon's rebuttal to this will be.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tesla is better then any other ev!

  78. Re:I wonder what Elon's rebuttal to this will be.. by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

    Think level playing fields. Ford can't advertise a rating of 5.4. GM can't. Tesla can because... why?

    After that whole "My new supermegatube will do everything your high speed railway does, only cheaper - restrictions apply, supermegatube does not, actually, go to any of the locations served by high speed rail, and actually isn't going to be built anywhere near 50% of the stops" crap from Musk, I do feel the guy isn't always speaking with his honesty valve sealed properly.

    I admire what he's doing, I hope he's successful at popularizing the electric car, and building the infrastructure needed to make it a transportation alternative, but the guy needs to knock it off with the exaggerated claims.

    Hey, question: Which has sold more, the Chevy Volt, or the Tesla Model S?

    That's right. The Volt. (50,000 vs less than 30,000 (forecast.)

    Now, given that, the six million dollar question: how many Chevy Volts have caught fire so far?

    Disclaimer: I'm a TSLA shareholder. I'm thinking this was a bad investment, but I'll see what happens over the next month.

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    You are not alone. This is not normal. None of this is normal.
  79. Re:I wonder what Elon's rebuttal to this will be.. by Typical+Slashdotter · · Score: 1

    No, he's not correct. If he wants to go into more detail about safety than the NHTSA does, or make claims on his own, that's fine. He might (possibly) even know more about car safety than they do. What he's doing though, it pointing to the NHTSA as an authority that's made a specific claim. The NHTSA isn't willing to stand by that claim, however, so he's being misleading at best, and lying at worst.

  80. And if you fill Tesla a vehicle, with hot air and by RobinEggs · · Score: 1

    Just because the pollutant isn't literally generated onboard the vehicle doesn't mean *no* pollution was involved. Giving an actual value of "zero" in your claim for emissions is deceptive when 2/3 of the available electrons in America were produced with carbon fuels. Why is Tesla allowed to make weird claims that fully externalize/ignore certain costs when we at Slashdot would bitchslap the US government or a gasoline car company for doing that? How is it a failure of someone's intelligence or a problem reading "natural language" to look a single step up the supply chains and point out this vehicle depends presently on the same types of environmental cost as any other common vehicle?

  81. Re:I wonder what Elon's rebuttal to this will be.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And know when to run.

  82. Re:I wonder what Elon's rebuttal to this will be.. by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 1
    Ok, fair enough...

    Regardless if he is correct or not, poking the bear is not usually a wise course of action.

  83. Re:I wonder what Elon's rebuttal to this will be.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tesla can because... why?

    Because they earned it? Maybe if Ford could make a Pinto that burst into flame without killing the occupants or melting the pen in the glovebox, they could get a 5.4 rating too?

  84. fossil fuel and electric/IC power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Teslas are largely charged via fossil fuel fired power generation plants. Why would "big oil" be complaining?

    Because it takes a lot less oil to run a Tesla than it does to run an IC engine the equivalent number of miles. IC engines (internal combustion) are very inefficient. Electric motors are not, and neither are generators. Nor do electric motor systems require swimming in 8 or so quarts of oil which must be replaced every few months if you want your vehicle to stay out of the junkyard. Nor do electrics participate in consuming the hugely marked up gasoline or diesel fuels offered to the consumer, they use highly discounted, bought in bulk, less refined oil the power stations consume. So the turbine at the electric plant makes electricity efficiently, the lines bring it to the charge station efficiently, and the Tesla then charges and utilizes that energy efficiently. Overall, less fuel is used than with an IC engine, and gas stations, a significant income stream for the oil companies, don't get to participate as middlemen in the fueling chain. And, in the interim, you get amazing torque, silence, less pollution.

    Of course, the Tesla doesn't know or care that it's getting power from fossil fuel. It runs just fine on power obtained from hydro, pumped storage, solar, tidal, and so forth. So as the energy infrastucture builds towards less dependence upon fossil fuels, the Tesla and its brethren are a factor that encourages less and less fossil fuel use.

    That is why big oil might object.

    --fyngyrz

    anon due to mod points

  85. Re:I wonder what Elon's rebuttal to this will be.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    No, he's not correct. If he wants to go into more detail about safety than the NHTSA does, or make claims on his own, that's fine.

    They are correct, you are wrong.

    "NHTSA does not publish a star rating above 5, however safety levels better than 5 stars are captured in the overall Vehicle Safety Score (VSS) provided to manufacturers, where the Model S achieved a new combined record of 5.4 stars."

    The NHTSA is pissed because you're not supposed to TELL people what the ACTUAL safety rating is.

    For example, the Tesla's VSS works out to 5.4 stars prior to rounding, another car has 4.5 stars prior to rounding. Despite being almost an entire "star" apart, both these vehicles get "5 stars" and appear to be just as safe to the consumer. The NHTSA is pissed because they don't want the public to be aware of it, because people will rightfully ignore the star ratings and demand the raw VSS instead. And that would show many cars are a lot worse in comparison than the Star System reveals... and the people who are invested in those companies pend a LOT of money on political donations.

    It's ALSO important to note that even the NHTSA admits they don't even consider many of the more advanced safety systems in their calculations at all.

  86. Tesla Will... by nicobigsby · · Score: 1

    Push this "controversy" as far as they can without actually getting themselves kicked out of the program because they only come off looking really good and cool and the government agency looks like its splitting hairs and being a baby. Of course Tesla is proud of how safe they've made their cars, and they want people to know how safe their cars are, and now people will know that they scored so high they got in trouble for saying how high they scored.

  87. Re:I wonder what Elon's rebuttal to this will be.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > critique of the NHTSA

    He hates all government because he is one of those CONservatives. Just look at how he decided he wants to destroy the automobile dealer system in Texas because Democrats own car dealerships in Texas more than 2 to 1 more than CONservatives. He wants to hurt his own kind in order to punish a few Democrats. He is typical of their kind.

  88. Re: I wonder what Elon's rebuttal to this will be. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Disclaimer: Tesla stock is up 240% this year after dropping 30% recently.

    Calling your bs

  89. I challenge Elon Musk to a duel. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I challenge Elon Musk to a Russian roulette duel. I will be driving my Ford Excursion and he will be driving his best in the world Tesla S to a head on crash. Let's the best survive.

    1. Re:I challenge Elon Musk to a duel. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Consumer Advisory: NHTSA Warns Ford, Lincoln and Mercury Owners of Fire Hazards Involving Faulty Cruise Control Switches

      Owners of Recalled Vehicles are Urged to Bring Vehicles to Dealers Immediately to Disconnect Faulty Switches

      Failure to have the switch disconnected could lead to a vehicle fire at any time, whether or not the key is in the ignition, and whether or not owners use the cruise control system. The safety agency said the fire danger is present regardless of the age of the vehicle, and could even occur while the vehicle is parked and unattended. Several dwelling fires have been attributed to the problem.

      The involved vehicles are:
      [...]
      18. 2000 – 2002 Ford Excursion (gasoline engine)
      19. 2003 – F250 – F550 Super Duty, Ford Excursion"

      [The Excursion is also notorious for roll-overs, and is especially high risk due to weak roof support crushing the passengers. There's a reason Ford refused to submit it for NHTSA testing.]

  90. Re:I wonder what Elon's rebuttal to this will be.. by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

    Think level playing fields. Ford can't advertise a rating of 5.4. GM can't. Tesla can because... why?

    Because Tesla actually has a 5.4 rating, while Ford and GM do not?

    (is it supposed to be a trick question?)

  91. Re:Fossil fuel industry makes money off of Teslas by cduffy · · Score: 1

    No matter how badly we need it to be otherwise, not matter how much we wish it were otherwise, this is the short term reality. EV's powered via renewable sources will only work on a small scale.

    Quite the strawman you've got there.

    In short: So what? Large-scale fossil fuel plants are still vastly more efficient (and cleaner-burning, and easier to monitor, repair, replace and upgrade) than tiny-scale (inside-each-vehicle) fossil fuel plants.

  92. Does Nigel Tufnel work for Tesla? by Snufu · · Score: 1

    NHTSA: Why don't you just make five safer and make five be the top number and make that a little safer?

    Elon Musk: [pause] These cars go to 5.4.

  93. Re: I wonder what Elon's rebuttal to this will be. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    -1 flame. Lobby or ignorant but a fantasy nonetheless.

  94. Re:I wonder what Elon's rebuttal to this will be.. by vux984 · · Score: 1

    Now, given that, the six million dollar question: how many Chevy Volts have caught fire so far?

    Good question... I don't know, but apparently enough that it was investigated:

    http://articles.latimes.com/2012/jan/21/business/la-fi-autos-volt-20120121

    I more or less expect them to reach the same conclusion with tesla btw.

  95. Re:I wonder what Elon's rebuttal to this will be.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You never count your money when you're sittin' at the table.

  96. What a load of BS. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    1) the grid is just fine. It does not have the issues that you seem to think.
    2) EVs with larger batteries, charge in the nighttime with cheap energy, but will lower the price of electricity for all of us.
    3) US's electricy is 37% coal; 27% natural gas; 20% Nuclear; 7% hydro; 1% oil/gas/etc; with the rest coming from AE.
    4) numerous studies have shown that our grid and power situation is good enough to provide more than 90% of our transportion energy, provided that about 70% of that is during night-time charging. In fact, by having true EVs with about 150 MPC, it will LOWER our electricity costs since the bill for the grid and all the rest is spread over to EVs AND utilities can drop expensive on-demand systems for daytime, and instead go with more base-load systems since they will be used in the night as well.

    But hey, do not let us interfere with your wet dream.

  97. Re:I wonder what Elon's rebuttal to this will be.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When a feedback system is going towards hysteresis, it is necessary to employ negative feedback, to shove a signal's voltage back on itself, to regain stability.

  98. Bring on the PR Machine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Big Three have learned a lot from the Koch brothers about funding massive astroturf campaigns against their enemies.

  99. Re:I wonder what Elon's rebuttal to this will be.. by aevan · · Score: 1
  100. Re:I wonder what Elon's rebuttal to this will be.. by TooMuchToDo · · Score: 1

    I too am a TSLA shareholder, but can't complain. Bought ~6000 shares at $17/share, sold most of it at ~$190, bought it all back at $130.

    Bad investment? Hardly.

  101. Oblig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Elon, what does the scouter say about the model S' safety rating?

    Elon : Its over 9000!!!!!

  102. Re:Shit sandwich people, open up, you voted for it by gordo3000 · · Score: 1

    actually, this is like saying why do democrats feel the need to call for injunctions on duly passed restrictions on abortion before the court actually hears arguments and makes a ruling.

    Their argument, as the republican argument line could reasonably follow, is that it would take 10 years to realize how big of a failure obamacare is, and at that point the damage to our already dysfunctional healthcare system will be extreme, making putting in place a real solution hard.

    btw, the argument on abortion is that the several year shutdown of the clinics made illegal by new abortion restrictions will cause these areas to be permanently unserved, as it is difficult for such a business to turn back on after years of being turned off.

    I'm not saying I agree at all with either argument (doctors love money, especially cash business that abortion clinics represent, so doctors will stream back in; and on obamacare, as nothing as done to address why we pay our medical practitioners from doctors to drug companies multiples what they earn for the same services anywhere else in the world it will fail to do what actually is required, curb costs in a market that is effectively dictated by suppliers).

  103. Except the NHTSA is willing to stand by it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    in their private reports to retail they give scores higher than 5 and they stand by that: it's a common case.

    Indeed the reason for it is quite reasonable: if you get a lot of cars at 5.8+ then you know that you need to recalibrate your 5 to the new setting for car safety.

  104. regenerative braking, retard. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, all that slowing down generally uses up nearly as much energy (to be dissipated by heat in the brakes) as driving forward.

  105. Score vs Rating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They got a score of 5.4 which corresponds to a rating for 5 stars.

    They didn't get 5.4 stars, because such a thing does not exist. You can argue all you want, but the organization that gives out the stars only gave them 5, despite some claiming they did better.

  106. Re:I wonder what Elon's rebuttal to this will be.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    no, he just wants Tesla to be bought directly by customers so that it seems cheaper since in other cars at least 10% (maybe even 20%) of price you pay goes to dealership, this way by removing dealership "expense" he saves customer money, and price of Tesla looks closer to gasoline cars

    I fully support that because i dont think dealerships bring enough value to car buyers for money they cost customers, too bad all car manufacturers don't do same

  107. Re:And if you fill Tesla a vehicle, with hot air a by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just because the pollutant isn't literally generated onboard the vehicle doesn't mean *no* pollution was involved. Giving an actual value of "zero" in your claim for emissions is deceptive when 2/3 of the available electrons in America were produced with carbon fuels.

    When you describe emissions from an internal combustion engine, do you count just what comes out of the tailpipe? Or do you include the electricity used to pump the gasoline out of underground storage tanks and into your vehicle? How about the emissions associated with refining it from crude oil? Emissions produced during extraction of the crude and delivery to the refiner? Failed test wells drilled before the actual production well?

    It is obviously true that, looked at in fine enough detail, everything pollutes. Even the tomatoes I grow organically in my back yard: seeds were transported to my house by car, they were packaged in paper produced in a high-pollution factory, and I suppose you could even count the marginal CO2 I produced as a result of digging the little hole. Honestly accounting for the whole carbon/pollution history of a consumer product, from the point of nuclear fusion in the heart of some long-dead star to the point of return to landfill, is ridiculous and impossible. Manage the emissions and pollution under your direct control, and set standards that improve the upstream production. It is not effective to manage the upstream production by placing constraints on the end user.

  108. Re: I wonder what Elon's rebuttal to this will be. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And yet look at teslas balance sheet and income statments. The company is not making money and is not doing well. maybe you think increasing losses see quarterly balance sheets is good....Most rational people do not.

  109. Re: I wonder what Elon's rebuttal to this will be. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Highly recommended by the folks who brought us PayPal.

  110. Which car would you put the bullet in? by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

    A Russian roulette duel? You both have one bullet and fire at the same time? While driving towards one another? Do you shoot at each other, or in the traditional fashion (at yourself)?

    Let us the best survive?

    --
    Is it just my observation, or are there way too many stupid people in the world?
  111. Re:I wonder what Elon's rebuttal to this will be.. by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 2

    Bought ~6000 shares at $17/share, sold most of it at ~$190, bought it all back at $130.

    So you're claiming you put up $100k early on, sat back and let it run well past a million without taking profits, then miraculously sold at the very top.
    Maybe that's what happened but it's difficult to believe. How about posting a transaction statement or two?

  112. Re:I wonder what Elon's rebuttal to this will be.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Think level playing fields. Ford can't advertise a rating of 5.4. GM can't. Tesla can because... why?

    Perhaps their cars didn't earn it?

    Now, given that, the six million dollar question: how many Chevy Volts have caught fire so far?

    Enough that GM had to do a recall to fix it.

    http://autos.yahoo.com/blogs/motoramic/gm-recalling-chevy-volts-prevent-battery-fires-164320241.html

    Oooh, burned.

  113. Unintended consequences by StikyPad · · Score: 1

    Instead of using a relative rating scale to encourage new technologies that make vehicles safer, we will establish an arbitrary threshold for perfect safety and enforce it vigorously so that nobody looks bad. -- Automakers via NHTSA, apparently.

  114. Re:I wonder what Elon's rebuttal to this will be.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    thank you - only rational statement i've seen in this morass

  115. Fake Teacher by Cammi · · Score: 1

    "There's always that kid in the class that ruins it for everyone when being graded on a curve. You should tell the truth. Any "teacher" who grades on a curve needs to have the license revoked, and should never be allowed to teach, anywhere. Only the mental unstable would grade on a curve.

  116. Re:I wonder what Elon's rebuttal to this will be.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would buy a Tesla if they did that

  117. Lets play "spot the grocer" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Found one!

  118. Yes to question. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes. It is to raise more angst.

  119. Re: I wonder what Elon's rebuttal to this will be. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And I bet the cars do perform that well. Which they seem to by the most recent calculations of car fires: a gasoline to electric comparison.

  120. Re:I wonder what Elon's rebuttal to this will be.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There have been battery fires with the Volt but they don't make prime time news because it's not an interesting story - nobody cares if a Chevy catches fire because it's not a "new" thing like Tesla. There have been fires after crash tests somewhat analogous to Tesla's fires after high-speed accidents, but I also remember reading one news story about a Volt spontaneously catching fire and burning down the owner's house.

  121. Oil/GM Agenda Portends Doom for Musk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tucker: Former auto industry employee - Harassment and entrapment by the industry. Marred as a crook and a nut case for life. (Snicker. That was easy.)

    Nader: Former auto industry employee - In court, as his own lawyer, proved harassment and entrapment by the industry - Won the court case that made him independently wealthy. Marred as nut case for life. (Snicker. Sniff. He took our money. But still ... Hehe.)

    DeLorean: Former auto industry employee - In court, as his own lawyer, proved harassment and entrapment by the industry - won the court case. Marred as a crook and a nut case for life. (Snicker. Practice makes perfect. Still, it would have been better if he lost.)

    Musk: (Damn this one's too hard to get at - screw it, will just kill him. Sheeat. He was supposed to be in the private plane crash in Palo Alto and die along with the others. Well, we'll just have to think of something else.)