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Is a Postdoc Worth it?

Jim_Austin writes "In a very funny column, Adam Ruben reviews the disadvantages and, well, the disadvantages of doing a postdoc, noting that 'The term "postdoc" refers both to the position and to the person who occupies it. (In this sense, it's much like the term "bar mitzvah.") So you can be a postdoc, but you can also do a postdoc.'"

233 comments

  1. Postdoc Required Everywhere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    Unfortunately, for my field, a postdoc is required for just about everything outside of industry. Even teaching position at community colleges want postdoc. And since there is a flood of people with them already, they can be picky and get them.

    To me, the increasing use of them is a sign of oversupply of interested people and not enough 'real' jobs for them. We are beginning to see very long postdoc times (during which the postdoc isn't actually rolling in money...)

    1. Re:Postdoc Required Everywhere by qbzzt · · Score: 1

      As you said, it looks like an oversupply of interested people. If I were you, I'd try to get into a different field or industry.

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    2. Re:Postdoc Required Everywhere by jythie · · Score: 4, Informative

      Yeah, postdoc stuff really seems to either be mandatory or irrelevant (bordering on a negative), with very little in between. Either way, if one is looking for money, they are the wrong way to go. Postdocs are generally for people really passionate about a subject, not people who just want a well paying job.

    3. Re:Postdoc Required Everywhere by mspohr · · Score: 1

      A postdoc to teach at a community college?
      Our local community college is staffed with M.S. and M.A. (and no PhD's or postdocs).

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    4. Re:Postdoc Required Everywhere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      Looking around recent appointments at my own institution and at the career progression of a good number of friends who did PhDs at the same time as me, across most of the physical and biological sciences, you don't get academic positions without 4 to 7 years of postdoctoral research experience. (There are exceptions to this at both ends of the scale but they are either brilliant/lucky or unlucky/slow at taking the hint.) Since a post-doc appointment is usually 1 or 2 years, this is either a continual process of relocating you and your loved ones from one side of the world to the other, or a wonderful opportunity to live in new places and experience new cultures. Such short term appointments also mean that you practically start applying for your next job shortly after you've started the previous one -- that's not good for the productivity or for the stress levels.

      [full disclosure: it was 5 years to my first (non-tenured) academic position after my PhD; 9 years to a tenured position]

    5. Re:Postdoc Required Everywhere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your local community college sucks. The reality of today's job market is that the local community college can command PhDs with years of experience in the lab, and with years of experience in the classroom--TA's don't count.

    6. Re:Postdoc Required Everywhere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As you said, it looks like an oversupply of interested people. If I were you, I'd try to get into a different field or industry.

      That's an awfully flippant way of saying "throw out the last 9 years of your life and start over."

  2. I'd do a postdoc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    if you know what I mean.

    1. Re:I'd do a postdoc by weilawei · · Score: 3, Funny

      No you wouldn't. They'd never have any time for it.

    2. Re:I'd do a postdoc by Forever+Wondering · · Score: 1

      Let the person dream [just like the postdoc they want to do]

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    3. Re:I'd do a postdoc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      She/He knows how to research you, and has the required education for it.

    4. Re:I'd do a postdoc by fph+il+quozientatore · · Score: 1

      When you are a postdoc and do a postdoc at the same time, it's called the two-body problem.

      (Jokes aside, why is 50% of the summary devoted to this nitpicky grammatical distinction?)

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    5. Re:I'd do a postdoc by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      Oh mod parent up. It's funny because it is true. So true.

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    6. Re:I'd do a postdoc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yo postdoc, I heard you liked postdocs so I hooked you up with a postdoc so you could do a postdoc while you're doing your postdoc.

  3. Summary blows it on quip choice, frankly. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Despite its masculine undertones, the term "postdoctoral fellow" is actually gender-neutral. This has led to much confusion when female doctoral students have told their friends or family, "I’m planning to become a fellow."

  4. No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I did a postdoc. After several 3 month contracts I started looking a bit more broadly (was in bioinformatics/statistics). By chance I saw a job for a street light bulb changer. They got a 3 year contract, a couple of percent more pay and about 20 days per year more holiday. So I went into SEO for remortgage websites and tripled my salary.

    1. Re:No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In other words, you found an opportunity and filled it. The slashtards will despise you as a filthy Capitalist, but I commend you for being a rational actor.

    2. Re:No. by ebno-10db · · Score: 2

      We don't need rational actors in America. What we need are people willing to work hard for delayed gratification (possibly postmortem). Just ask anyone like Tom Friedman. Then follow Tom's example - marry a billionaire.

  5. My experience by Kell+Bengal · · Score: 4, Interesting

    My post-doc was the most grueling and difficult thing I've ever done. Two and a half years of crushingly long days, hard deadlines and uncertain future. I guess I got my faculty job out of it (and traded up to the same thing again for another 5 years before tenure review)... so I guess it's worth it?

    Now I'm left wondering if tenure is even worth the struggle at the end. Bear in mind, tenure in Australia is not a "secure job for life" as people in the US seem to think it is. We're actually having a lot of difficulty convincing newly minted grads to come and do PhDs when they see all the junior faculty are deeply bitter, cynical and exhausted. But hey, I build robots for a living, so I tell myself when I see those same grads getting jobs that pay more than mine does with zero years experience..

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    1. Re:My experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      On the plus side, if you've been a good lecturer in a difficult subject, you might just get those newly-minted grads offering you some really sweet consulting jobs in a few years. To my surprise, I've had this happen to me a number of times as a side-effect of teaching Finite Element Analysis. ;-)

    2. Re:My experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't worry, about your first-year-out graduates earning more than you... one of my PhD students took up a post-doc in Australia and was earning almost twice what I was earning as a UK academic. Lovely.

    3. Re:My experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My postdoc (done in the US in physics) was kind of gruelling, but I didn't really mind so much because I was doing stuff that I really enjoyed. It definitely paid off for me, getting the job I wanted (though, I didn't expect to end up in Switzerland, which is a long way from my native Australia). What I appreciate now is that a postdoc is about proving that you can work without supervision or direction. This means thinking up your own ideas and following through on them. If you aren't brimming with ideas and an excitement to get stuck into them by the end of your postdoc then you aren't cut out for academia.

    4. Re:My experience by ebno-10db · · Score: 1

      Glad you got the work, but I'd think FEA has lots of direct industry applications. What about more esoteric, but still important, areas?

    5. Re:My experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      On the other hand, if you're brimming with ideas and an excitement to get stuck into them, then by the end of your postdoc prepare for some disappointment. Surprise! You didn't get another postdoc!

      No matter how good you are, there are topics that don't get you through. There is pure bad luck which means you don't get through. I don't know what it's like in other fields, but in my field, you're looking at approximately 25% max of PhD students from good institutions are able to find a postdoc. Are 75% of them willing to leave or useless? Nope. Many of them are either or both of those, but many are simply unable to find a job in academia. Then at the end of the first postdoc, about 50% of those who have survived, and perhaps more, are shown the door. Were these people who weren't "brimming with ideas" or unwilling "to get stuck into them"? Nope. Of course, some were, but most of the others are just victims of shitty fucking luck. Not enough jobs, not enough brown-nosing, not enough slurping at a pointless seam of nothingness which is currently fashionable for no apparent reason (I'm looking at you, cosmology. Braneworlds? Endless permutations on inflationary model-building, which is a field that was dead in 1989? Endless studies into higher- and higher-order statistics of inflation when we can't even see a fucking bispectrum on the CMB? Horava-Lifshitz gravity? Seriously? Fuck off is this shit important), not enough "networking", and -- far more important than any of that -- plain bad timing and bad luck. Then of the people who did get that second post-doc, 50% of them don't make a third. Probably more. I don't know about your field, but in mine, you need a third postdoc which may or may not be a five-year fellowship / tenure-track. In many cases the fourth fellowship is the tenure-track. The days of going from PhD to junior faculty are very long gone. And in the meantime, you've put your personal life under serious strain, which is frequently terminal to any relationships that were in it, and earned peanuts.

      On the other hand, so long as you can either make relationships work or aren't fucked about them, it's the perfect job. The working culture - outside of the US, where they seem to expect you to piss blood for peanuts - is lovely. If you deliver the results (in the form of publishable papers), no-one gives the slightest fuck where you are or what you're doing. Not in the department for three weeks solid? So long as you didn't have a meeting set up with your employer, no-one will care or, indeed, notice. Taking a three-month research visit to Berkely? Not only will no-one care, they'll even pay for you to do it. Don't feel like working more than three hours today? Not only will people not notice if you go home and play Call of Duty, they'll actively encourage you to, because there's nothing more useless than a knackered postdoc unable to work. What's the point in that? They can't do anything creative, they can't even focus on the maths. If they stop publishing, that's when it's an issue.

      It's basically horses for courses. If you like traveling, by which I mean constantly moving country, and if you don't care about money, and if you like the idea of the job freedom that comes with a postdoc - and genuinely care about the work, because otherwise you really are wasting you time - it's the life of Reilly. On the other hand, if you've even the slightest hankering for stability, you're going to be very unhappy for a very long time, and if you're the kind (like me, and I've been on both ends of the luck, and it's offended me when I've won out at least as much as when I've lost) to get pissed off with the crapshoot nature of it it's probably better to go into industry where at least everyone knows it's a political game and no-one gives a fuck. Academia is in some ways a horrible place where many people genuinely do give a fuck but have no power to change things for you, and the rest are egotistical pricks with an astonishingly inflated sense of their own achievement.

      (Probably myself included.)

    6. Re:My experience by JanneM · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm on my fourth postdoc, eleven years after graduation. Honestly, I don't even aim for a faculty job any more. That train left the station long ago.

      So why do I do it? Fairly long working days (but so are industry jobs), and no secure future of any kind. But the pay is decent, at least here in Japan, and I do get to work on things that interest me a lot more than I'd do outside academia.

      Still, left to decide by myself I would have left a few years ago already. The uncertainty is really the big issue, and I often feel I'd prefer even a language-teaching or convenience-store job if it came with job security. But my wife points out that we're not hurting for money, and doing what I love is not a chance that will come again. So better to rowk in research while I still can and while it's still fun. Hard to argue with that.

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    7. Re:My experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Human needs change with age. It is difficult to foresee when you are 25 and want to see the world that you will want stability at 35-40, yet this shitty career does not give you one... or you're stuck for tenure-track in a place you and your spouse don't like, overworked, unable to find enough time for family, not willing to travel, but now that is a necessity for your continuing career.

    8. Re:My experience by Sir+Holo · · Score: 2

      Good description of a science/engineering post-doc. Produce and no one asks any questions. That part is great.

      Ah, but after the post-docs, if no tenure-track position is obtained, you can stay in the academy by making a decision to accept an even more unstable position — the soft-money Research Professor! You can advise students, are awesome at your craft, and as long as you keep publishing or teaching, nobody asks any questions. But here's the rub. (1) You have to obtain your own support by writing proposals which compete with those of tenured Professors. (2) With no start-up package, you have no money to hire a postdoc at the start. You are your own postdoc! (3) You may eventually hop over to the tenure track, but will have to go through the whole hiring and review process, competing with everybody else, for the position. Sadly, if the ideas stop flowing, some people get stuck as "Research Staff" for the remainder of their careers, providing facility support and service work.

      To sum up, expect to be hungry, and to work all the time. After all, you are fulfilling three roles as a Research Professor. Visionary/planner, proposal-writer, post-doc, paper-writer, lecturer, and so on. But all is not lost, even at this late stage. If you have friends who are Profs., and have a strong reputation as someone who produces (papers and patents), then you'll survive by getting little freebies here and there. Knit those into publications — good ones. Give a few freebies yourself to meritorious experiments, and make sure they get published. Eventually, you can work up to being a co-I (or Co-PI) on a multi-institution project, meaning you get to eat. Keep producing! Eventually, if you continue to have good ideas, do good work, collaborate, and write well, you're likely to be scooped up somewhere.

      Oh, and Food Stamps are an option during "dry" periods.

  6. Low-salary 95K/year postdoc was well worth it by jmcbain · · Score: 0, Interesting

    When I graduated with my CS PhD back in the early 2000's, I couldn't find a single job due to some combination of the dot-com bust and my being not ready for industry. I was lucky enough to get a postdoc position with IBM Research. The salary was average (only $95K/year) compared to software engineers, but the experience was great. My manager hid all politics from me, and I wasn't subject to the rigors of performance reviews. Ten years later, I've had a relatively decent career, and having IBM Research on my resume sure does look good.

    1. Re:Low-salary 95K/year postdoc was well worth it by ColdWetDog · · Score: 2

      Wow. In Molecular Biology in the late 80's (before I bolted into medicine), post docs were making 35K tops. Wonder what it is now, but I don't think it's anywhere near 95K. Hell, that's more than my professor made.

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    2. Re:Low-salary 95K/year postdoc was well worth it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      $95k/yr doesn't sound "low salary" to a lot of folks. I'll be getting a physics postdoc position soon --- at least a typical ~$45k/yr salary looks pretty good compared to half that for several years as a graduate student. Hey, I'll finally break into the median national wage range! Within another decade, I could even be earning $70k/yr. Fortunately, "big bucks" wasn't what I've ever been after going in to experimental physics, since --- even with a PhD from a top-ranked university --- career pay prospects aren't exactly stunning (unless you're too stupid and/or greedy for academics, and drop out into industry/finance).

    3. Re:Low-salary 95K/year postdoc was well worth it by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      It does when you get that job with nearly $200,000 in debt hanging over your head. $4000+ a month student loan payments make that $95K a year salary look like peanuts it forces you to live as if you were making $40K a year. And if you are screwed and end up working in insane places like California, DC, or NYC for that paltry $95K you are living in a slum as housing prices are criminally high.

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    4. Re:Low-salary 95K/year postdoc was well worth it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      If you went to grad school in an science/engineering field (the subject of the article) and got $200K of debt, then you are dumb. No, really, dumb. You didn't qualify for any major scholarship. You didn't take on an adviser with funding. The state and federal government said that you didn't qualify to go to grad school. But you went anyways! And borrowed as much as you could to do it!

    5. Re:Low-salary 95K/year postdoc was well worth it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Forcing you to live like you were making 40k/year?

      How is that bad? Between the wife and I, we bring home around 130k. Our yearly expenses are less than 30k, including the mortgage. Everything else goes in savings/investments. Happily, no children, so that helps.

    6. Re:Low-salary 95K/year postdoc was well worth it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait, what? $130k >> $40k And if by "take home" you mean after taxes that's an even sillier comparison to $40k gross. As does pretending it should cost 2x for 2 people who live together.

      The basic minimum cost of living doesn't vary all *that* much. Rent, food, travel, insurance/healthcare, etc can easily add up to $20-30k. More in some areas. And if he's paying off student loans or had to buy a car to get to work, there goes most of the rest. So while you think those numbers aren't that far off, you may have $100k after taxes for investment, vacations, unexpected expenses, etc, he may have almost nothing.

    7. Re:Low-salary 95K/year postdoc was well worth it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Feel free to try that in NYC. You cant afford to rent a cardboard box on the street for $30K a year.

  7. Betteridge's law of headlines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    No.

    (Brought to you by a postdoc.)

    1. Re:Betteridge's law of headlines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree, brought to you by a very happy person working in industry 1 year out from his postodc.

    2. Re:Betteridge's law of headlines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Personally I started doing a postdoc but quit after 2 years for a job outside academia. Best decision I ever made.

  8. Re:Horse already left the barn by ScottyB · · Score: 5, Informative

    ...

    Have a concrete plan to feed yourself. Or save the schooling for retirement, after you've saved up enough to live on. Digging yourself a hundred thousand dollar hole isn't a great idea right out of the gate.

    ...

    They're talking about science and engineering postdocs in the article, not humanities. Science and engineering postdocs are paid, just not very well, and science and engineering graduate students are also paid as well as having their tuition covered, so the point about debt is moot. Grad school and such in these disciplines is mostly about opportunity cost (years in your 20s potentially squandered) and potentially limiting your future career opportunities depending on your field and/or continued desire to remain in the academy.

  9. Depends.... by Steve_Ussler · · Score: 0

    Phd in French Lit - worthless Phd in chemistry - worth it!!! You do the math!

    1. Re:Depends.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I have a PhD in organic chemistry. My wife has a DFA (music). Guess who makes more money? It's not me.

    2. Re:Depends.... by nomadic · · Score: 3, Funny

      I need another hint.

  10. Re:Horse already left the barn by timeOday · · Score: 2
    I partially agree... there are some fields where a postdoc or two is mandatory, and thus not an indication that you're failing to launch. But then, yes, there are fields where a postdoc (or especially a second postdoc) means you're probably just holding out hope for too long.

    Try to find people who exemplify whatever success you are seeking in your own field, and ask about their experiences. (Of course there's always a slim chance you'll break the mold...)

  11. Post docs by paxprobellum · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Postdocs aren't all bad. I'm convinced that the issue with academia is that everyone thinks they are outstanding. As a result, postdocs that have a rough time of it blame the postdoc, not themselves. In other words, I made a decent wage and had normal hours. YMMV.

    1. Re:Post docs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "postdocs that have a rough time of it blame the postdoc"

      or they blame their boyfriends.

    2. Re:Post docs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Me too. The point is that the milage of others DOES vary. On average, the milage truly sucks. Yet average, non-outstanding, run-of-the-mill post-docs are still doing important work for little pay and long hours compared with other jobs. THAT is the issue; not that the top 15% or so of post-doc positions are great.

    3. Re:Post docs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm convinced that the issue with academia is that everyone thinks they are outstanding.

      The university I work in recently adopted the phrase "We are exceptional". When the lab found out the only reception it got was a burst of sniggering. Probably not what the Vice-Chancellor was aiming for...

    4. Re:Post docs by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      Postdocs aren't all bad. I'm convinced that the issue with academia is that everyone thinks they are outstanding. As a result, postdocs that have a rough time of it blame the postdoc, not themselves. In other words, I made a decent wage and had normal hours. YMMV.

      Your experience is either very unusual or truncated. My first postdoc was great. Good salary (yay US government labs), interesting work, great place to live, low cost of living, mostly decent working hours. And I did productive work and it was good.

      But that was a first postdoc and those do not make a career. At the end of the first postdoc, I came to understand the hard way what was required to get an academic job. Postdoc #2 was more like going through a meat grinder.

      Postdocs on an academic career path are brutal. If you're just starting out or non intending to get a lecturer job then they can be much more pleasant. Even so, I know people who have had to go into the lab every 8 hours to refill a cryostat or replace cells etc etc.

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    5. Re:Post docs by paxprobellum · · Score: 1

      You've inadvertently made my point. Every postdoc thinks that the academic track (straight to tenure and maybe dean!) is for them, since they 'made it' to the postdoc stage. It is possible that the postdoc struggle [e.g., a second or third(!!) post doc] is a sign that the person isn't cut out for the academic career. Ask a well-respected, well-funded tenured professor what their postdoc was like. Then ask a struggling assistant professor. I think you might get different answers, and I believe these answers are predictive rather than random.

    6. Re:Post docs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Very indicative - the tenured professor will have been looking for a job over ten years ago, some of them much further. An assistant professor will have done things much more recently. It was a LOT easier a while ago, with far less competition during a massively expanding educational market. On top of that is your amazing selection bias - it's basically asking lottery winners if gambling is a good idea. Further, those tenured professors were assistant professors once - you don't STAY an asst. prof for more than 6 years - you move up or you move out at your tenure review.

      I've seen a lot of people come and go through the postdoc route, and there seems to be almost zero correlation between how good a scientist they are and their prospects.

      Also, I think you must know almost nothing of the academic track - none of us want to be a dean! We want to do research. A second postdoc or even third is pretty much standard in my field, as it is in many now. Postdocs and advanced grad students basically carry the field, work all the hours god sends and then 90% get dropped at the end of the process. It stinks.

  12. When I got my PhD.. by toonces33 · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    The people going the post-doc route either hoped to become faculty at a University somewhere, or were foreign nationals who needed a green card, and the universities were the only ones willing to do the paperwork. Then again, sometimes the Universities would string the post-doc along and only put in a half-hearted effort on the green card.

    1. Re:When I got my PhD.. by ColdWetDog · · Score: 2

      Must depend on the field. In Molecular Biology you might get a low end industry job without a post doc. Anything else, not a chance. Kind of like medicine - while it's technically possible to get a job without a internship (essentially a one year post doc position) and a residency, you won't like the job (some Indian reservation in the badlands of West Nowhere).

      YMMV of course. It would be interesting to break it down by major fields.

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    2. Re:When I got my PhD.. by ebno-10db · · Score: 1

      Kind of like medicine

      No. Go through the grueling years of residency any you're pretty much guaranteed a good paying job for life (for some specialties, it's spectacularly paid). Do you get that sort of certainty in molecular bio?

    3. Re:When I got my PhD.. by geekoid · · Score: 1

      "pretty much guaranteed a good paying job for life
      no actually, you aren't.
      The median payu for family practice is $138,000.00, before insurances and other costs, and you need to continue you education.
      If you want to break it down to an hourly basis, you looking at 60+ hours a week pract, and anouth bunch of hours keeping current.

      The could go up to 200K in 6 years.

      And if something goes wrong, well then, good luck.

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    4. Re:When I got my PhD.. by ebno-10db · · Score: 1

      The median payu for family practice is $138,000.00

      Cite? It didn't take much effort for me to find a 2013 report:

      Primary care physicians reported $216,462 in median compensation, and specialists reported $388,199 in median compensation

      Then there's the little question of job security. How many unemployed physicians are there?

    5. Re:When I got my PhD.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cry us a river, Medical Boy. Are you kidding me? $138k would be a fucking brilliant average in molecular biology. $90k would be great! CE points for GPs are a joke compared with the amount of literature a post-doc has to digest (yes, smart-ass, I work with neurosurgeons, I KNOW these things!). And you want to talk about actual employment prospects? YES, a job as GP is a GUARANTEE compared with a tenured position!

    6. Re:When I got my PhD.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "pretty much guaranteed a good paying job for life

      no actually, you aren't.

      The median payu for family practice is $138,000.00, before insurances and other costs, and you need to continue you education.

      The median salary for an Ast Prof Biology is $58,000 (can go up to $120k after 10 years), and successful applicants to those positions often have two or more postdocs on their CV. Really, the notion that $140k-500k is anything less than a "good paying job for life" is a terrible demonstration of the unrealistic expectations that American Millenials seem to carry around with them.

  13. My Dad Said No by retroworks · · Score: 3, Interesting

    He was a Ph.D, taught at University of Arkansas. Told me it definitely depended on the field, and that even a Doctorate in some fields (Business) was considered a bit questionable. But he said the number of people who get postdoc's is based on the number of people who A=(can't figure out what they want to do) + B=(can't find a job), more than C=(fields that need post-doctorates). So I looked at my dad, and quit at a Masters.

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    1. Re:My Dad Said No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      ... the number of people who get postdoc's is based on the number of people who A=(can't figure out what they want to do) + B=(can't find a job), more than C=(fields that need post-doctorates).

      Who needs a job when someone will pay me for doing my hobby? This is what a successful career in academia is like.

    2. Re:My Dad Said No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You have a gross misunderstanding of what a career in academia is like. Unless your hobby includes teaching classes and writing grant proposals.

    3. Re:My Dad Said No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who needs a job when someone will pay me for doing my hobby? This is what a successful career in academia is like.

      And as a university administrator, we're onto you. I personally have a hand in ensuring that those positions are exceedingly rare.

    4. Re:My Dad Said No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Haha... THIS! ROTFLMAO... then rocking back and forth clutching my knees... :-)

    5. Re:My Dad Said No by Tanktalus · · Score: 2

      Writing grant proposals is my hobby, you insensitive clod!

    6. Re:My Dad Said No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please elaborate on this.

    7. Re:My Dad Said No by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Teaching classes is a lot of fun when you have good students...

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  14. Re:Horse already left the barn by ebno-10db · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If grad school has at best a questionable return, how could a postdoc - indentured servitude, slavery - be any better an idea?

    In plain English, it's cheap labor. As I understand it, once upon a time in America, somebody reasonably good who got their Ph.D. could move to a faculty position fairly quickly. Not tenured at first of course, but likely tenure track. When we started getting more Ph.D.'s than we needed, they invented the post-doc. String 'em along, get lots of cheap labor, and every once in a while give somebody a faculty position so the rest could dream. But hey, everybody knows we've got a STEM shortage, right?

    Back in the 80's the NSF pushed for a big increase in student visas. They noted that it would probably push down the salaries of Ph.D.'s, though I'm sure that wasn't a motivation.

  15. Yes it is. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    There was an interesting editorial in Nature back in 2005 commenting on how postdocs earn barely more than a janitor at Harvard.
    http://www.nature.com/ng/journal/v37/n7/full/ng0705-653.html

    With the economy having gone south and the inevitable funding cuts that has brought about, the situation is even worse now.

    I moved halfway around the world for my postdoc (from Australia to the US), for a job that pays approximately half what I'd get in Australia. (Postdocs in the US are paid far less than Postdocs in Australia. Maybe that's why there are so many Postdocs in the US. They can hire more of them for the same amount of money.)

    Sometimes, I do wonder what I'm doing here. And then I remember how I have a job that I absolutely love. That I can go home every evening looking forward to going to work the next day. And when I am reminded of that, I think how incredibly lucky I am to be doing what I'm doing. And if I have to accept lower pay and the lack of job stability as a trade-off, I am perfectly willing to do so.

    This doesn't mean that I think Postdocs are getting a great deal, of course. We know we aren't. But we never got into this profession for the money anyway.

    Knowing all that I know now, would I still have gone through all those years of grad school and gotten my PhD and moved halfway around the planet for a postdoc? Was it all worth it? I believe I'd say yes.

    1. Re:Yes it is. by umafuckit · · Score: 1

      I think it depends where you post-doc. I'm at a private research institute in the US and I get paid about $55k gross plus an excellent health plan. It's hardly starvation wages. I went looking for jobs in industry and a good chunk of them weren't going to pay me any more. Didn't take those, of course.

    2. Re:Yes it is. by martin-boundary · · Score: 1
      And then one day you talk to a pornstar (*). And you realize they think absolutely the same way.

      (*) A very fat one who's been around a long time.

    3. Re:Yes it is. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You state that like it's a bad thing; but personally I would expect a late-career janitor to make more than an early-career post-doc.

    4. Re:Yes it is. by rmstar · · Score: 1

      I think it depends where you post-doc.

      Indeed.

      The american national research labs pay well, as do many european institutions. KAUST is reported to pay a shipload of money. They all include sick leave, health plans, vacations, etc. which the standard US postdoc does not provide.

      The standard US postdoc position is a pretty horrible job.

  16. Seems pretty accurate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Think of it as a year-long or two-year-long work contract. That's it. It's a way to get some experience, put food on the table, and figure out what the hell you are going to do when it ends. In my case it was 4 years of employment in a series of contracts before getting a "real job" elsewhere with some permanence to it. I enjoyed my time as a postdoc, but when other opportunities came up, I gave them my notice and left.

    The article is sarcastic and funny mainly because some people put in all those years of effort and mistakenly think a PhD or postdoc magically "graduates" into a real professor position eventually. Nope. You're entirely on your own to figure out how to make that happen, if ever. But after ~10 years of post-secondary education you better be able to take on a career challenge like that or you are guaranteeing you will be one of those 6/7ths that don't go on to be a professor. It's a tough path. It does work sometimes, but you have to focus on making your CV stand out from the others. A postdoc gives you time to do that if you are well-motivated and organized. The worst is if you are so intensely devoted to the short-term tasks of your degree and postdoc that you don't think about the longer-term goal and how to build towards it. You should be thinking about employment all the way through, otherwise you're in for a big shock at the end.

  17. Uncertainty is the killer by amaurea · · Score: 4, Informative

    I'm doing a postdoc right now, and while I don't mind the 60 hour weeks, the uncertainty is what gets at me. After a long education one basically becomes a vagabond, drifting from university to university, never knowing where one will be working in 3 years' time. And the last year of each postdoc is spent writing applications for other places. In my home country, there are 1-2 available permanent positions every decade or so in my field, each of which typically has more than 100 applicants from all over the world. Getting one of those is pretty unlikely, to put it mildly. So I'll have to choose between permanently moving far away from friends and family, or leave my field of research. Unless I'm better than all the 100+ other applicants.

    The postdoc situation is a symptom of there beeing too little resources invested in science compared to the number of people who want to do science. Instead, society is investing resources in things like moving imagniary money around really fast (yes, high frequency trading and other finance is a big employer of drop-outs from my field - they can emply more people, and pay much higher salaries, despite their detrimental effect on society). Yes, I am a bit bitter.

    1. Re:Uncertainty is the killer by dale.furno · · Score: 1

      So, welcome to the real world then

      where uncertainty rules.

      be glad you get 3 years in between.

    2. Re:Uncertainty is the killer by ebno-10db · · Score: 1

      No, it's a symptom of far too many people wanting a comfy job in an ivory tower where they never really have to achieve much.

      Wow, best description of a postdoc position I've ever heard. Not like our hard working and underpaid CEO's, are they?

    3. Re:Uncertainty is the killer by geekoid · · Score: 0

      Fuck you. You don't know anything about science or acadamia.

      Do you know who use the term 'Ivory tower'? Middle of the road people who will never do anything and their only defense is an Ad Hom.

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    4. Re:Uncertainty is the killer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The career progression for early career researchers is crap at best. Governments and funding bodies have come up with all sorts of ways of making it sound like a good thing (e.g. the EU likes to have "Human Resources Mobility") but that doesn't make up for the gnawing "I don't know how we are going to pay the bills in a couple of months time" feeling.

      It's even worse if you have a partner who is also playing the same game. If your contracts don't end at the same time, moving to a new country to take up the next position is really difficult. If they do end at the same time then the financial uncertainty is multiplied. Data show that the partners of male academics have a fairly typical spread of occupations, while female researchers have a disporportionately high representation of academics for partners. It appears that this is one of the significant contributors to female researchers giving up on this for the bad joke it is (they are obviously brighter and see that it's more sensible to get out) and why there can have been quite good gender balance at PhD level for many years but there is still poor gender balance at academic level including amongst recent appointees.

      I can understand the "bitter" feeling. Been there, done that. Now I have a permanent position, I'm starting to shed that... I'm actually thinking about doing science again rather than just writing job applications about the projects that I'd love to do but can't. I'm starting to relax, I'm certainly a lot less stressed and as a result I'm being much more creative and doing much better science too. At some stage, I'll realise that I've replaced the job application treadmill with the grant writing treadmill... but one step at a time.

      Chin up, old chap... you'll get there.

    5. Re:Uncertainty is the killer by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1

      What is your field?

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    6. Re:Uncertainty is the killer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah like find a treatment for AIDS that saved millions of lives like my thesis advisor did. And on the side invented the science of protenomics. Clearly such people are just looking for a comfy job.

      Fucking Idiot.

    7. Re:Uncertainty is the killer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Chin up, old chap... you'll get there."

      No offense to you or him, but he probably won't. Most people who try don't, and it's no criticism of them at all. It's just a stupid system. If he does, that's absolutely brilliant, and good for you that you did, too. But "getting there" isn't the inevitable result of being a competent postdoc. I've known too many journeymen and - worse - people apparently entirely ignorant about the foundations of their own field who got permanent positions and started expounded ill-founded beliefs onto the next generation to believe that the best always make it through.

    8. Re:Uncertainty is the killer by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 2

      So, welcome to the real world then

      where uncertainty rules.

      be glad you get 3 years in between.

      I've worked in government, industry, and now academia each for about a third of my adult life. Believe me when I say that the uncertainty in academia is much, much greater than in the others. There are rewards, obviously, or people wouldn't do it at all, but security is not one of them. By comparison, the other sectors are much safer.

      Of course, if you're one of those people who thinks "academics don't know anything about the real world," this probably won't get through to you.

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    9. Re:Uncertainty is the killer by c0lo · · Score: 1, Funny

      Fuck you. You don't know anything about science or macadamia.

      FTFY... (or at least I tried to the best of my knowledge)

      (grin)(ducks)

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    10. Re:Uncertainty is the killer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's often not the best scientist who gets the position. It's the candidate who is best fit to the administrative and teaching needs of the department, research field-balancing, funding priorities. Also in some societies, sticking out above others too far in any aspect goes against social tradition. So people will subconsciously be against your candidature if you achieve too much. Any chance you are in one of Nordic countries?

    11. Re:Uncertainty is the killer by amaurea · · Score: 1

      Cosmology.

    12. Re:Uncertainty is the killer by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Fascinating topic, but I can see why it's difficult to land a job. I don't know how you could create your own job in Cosmology, but BadAstronomer managed to do it. Perhaps you could think along those lines and find a way to stay near your family and also do what you love.

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  18. I wanted to go into academia once... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I was younger, I wanted to go into academia. The idea of devoting a lifetime to pushing back the boundaries of science, even if only in some small way, appealed to me.

    Looking back on it, and hearing the stories, I wonder why I ever thought it was a good idea. (Ignoring the fact that I'm far too stupid to qualify anyway.) Why do people do this to themselves?

  19. cost benefit by Pirulo · · Score: 1

    If you are asking /. you might not be convinced, or worse, not passionate about it.
    What other thing you desire or better yet, you really need, can be attained with the same amount of money, time and sacrifice that you'd pour in a postdoc?
    Most people do not realize there's better ways to invest in time, money and sacrifice.
    Some need to pay for the education and be chased with deadlines to learn and/or get something done.
    If you must go for formal education, I personally find more benefit in studying something new I don't have a remote clue about.

  20. Short version by Compuser · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Long article to say: postdoc is a lot of work for low pay and iffy career prospects.

    Well duh.

    On the flip side, if you are doing it, chances are "a lot of work" is a plus not a minus. As Aldous Huxley said: "An intellectual is a person who's found one thing that's more interesting than sex." Yes, the pay is low but you get to use someone else's money to fund your research. If you want to worry about science and not administrative issues then postdoc days are the golden days.

    1. Re:Short version by ebno-10db · · Score: 1

      If you want to worry about science and not administrative issues then postdoc days are the golden days.

      Who needs money? You can live on science!

    2. Re:Short version by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Intellectual curiosity isn't really the deficit here. The problem is more one of security and mental health than job satisfaction.

      Imagine doing your normal job (assuming your normal job isn't a post-doc position), but ALWAYS having a fixed-term hanging over you. In anywhere from four months to three years, you know that you'll be looking for work. Not work with a different client, or a different company down the street (trust me, it's NOT AT ALL like consulting!), but in a different state or country, where you'll have to uproot yourself and any significant others simply in order to continue your career. Your next job might involve a pay-cut, or work that's only tangentially related to your actual interests. You know that you're in a "funnel of attrition", where dropping out is the normal thing to do (all your colleagues are doing it).

      You might reach a point where you can't quite find a job that really fits your interests. So, you decide to live off your meagre savings for a few months while you cook something up with a potential new employer elsewhere. This stretches out to become a year of scrimping along, while you accept one-off teaching and industry consulting work in order to pay the bills. Then finally the Good Position comes through, and you're all set! But only for 24 months; then you're on the road again doing the same thing all over.

      See how these "golden days" can be a continual pit of worry and stress?

    3. Re:Short version by Compuser · · Score: 2

      I did a five year postdoc. The money is not bad. Above poverty level. If all you do is go to lab, go home to sleep and go to the lab then this is plenty. If you you do _anything_ besides the above two then you are doing it wrong. I put in 100 hours per week for five years with no breaks or holidays and I have a good reputation and a faculty job now. I would have been happy with the former alone.

    4. Re:Short version by martin-boundary · · Score: 1

      Meh, those sorts of considerations are normal for most people who don't have much of an education. Precarious employment prospects aren't limited to postdocs, and they're not harder on postdocs than on others. In fact, a postdoc knows if he gets tired of this, he can "sell out" to industry and get a pretty cushy, albeit boring and pointless, job. Whereas people with a low standard of eduction know that there's absolutely nothing they can do about their own dismal prospects.

    5. Re:Short version by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I did a five year postdoc. The money is not bad. Above poverty level. If all you do is go to lab, go home to sleep and go to the lab then this is plenty. If you you do _anything_ besides the above two then you are doing it wrong. I put in 100 hours per week for five years with no breaks or holidays and I have a good reputation and a faculty job now. I would have been happy with the former alone.

      Proof that intelligence comes in many forms. You should be able to put in whatever hours you need to at much better than poverty level wages. It doesn't sound like you've even made minimum wage, and it sounds like you have zero life outside your field. Unless you're one of a handful of geniuses in a field who advance the human race, your return for all that effort SUCKS. You may wake up one day and realise this and that you've missed out on a lot life has to offer. But you also may not. I don't know what's worse.

    6. Re:Short version by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I put in 100 hours per week for five years with no breaks or holidays and I have a good reputation and a faculty job now. I would have been happy with the former alone.

      Exactly this. If your personal sense of joy and reward is to putter about in lab solving interesting problems with someone else's money, then a postdoc isn't going to seem like a big 'sacrifice.'

      On the flip side, if you're hoping to be well compensated for hard work and have free time to spend your earnings on lavish vacations, then all of those career paths that 'require' a postdoc are probably not for you. Those people who are actually happy to work long hours on interesting problems for shit pay are your competition for those careers. Hell, some of them would pay for the privilege.

      There's a lot of things you can do with a Ph.D., in any field. Tenure track faculty is a tiny, tiny fraction of them. If you're hoping that your sacrifice during your postdoc will be rewarded when you get a faculty job, or when you get tenure, you should stop now: the expectations only get higher.

    7. Re:Short version by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Whereas people with a low standard of eduction know that there's absolutely nothing they can do about their own dismal prospects."

      Oh BS. There is no time limit on going to school - you can do it on your 30s or 40s as easily as your 20s.

      Quit taking about poor people as if they were some sort of subspecies not capable of the things all the rest of us are. The poor are human beings just like you and I.

    8. Re:Short version by martin-boundary · · Score: 1

      Being capable is not the point. Until they do, precarity is a fact of life, as is the fact that statistically most don't. So a postdoc's problems aren't anomalous, which is all I was intending to say.

  21. It IS! by Lumpy · · Score: 1

    If you like crippling debt and no better chances at employment. If you are going into the education field and hope to become a tenured professor, then you need to do it. Otherwise it's just pissing away your money and time.

    Even to become one of NASA's top scientists you dont need it.

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  22. Re:Horse already left the barn by ebno-10db · · Score: 4, Informative

    Science and engineering postdocs are paid, just not very well

    Do a search on STEM postdoc job ads - $50k is considered very generous. No, you won't starve, some people get by on less (though usually in low cost-of-living places rather than the high CoL areas where the better universities typically are). $50k/yr is about $24/hr assuming 40 hr weeks, but that's a ridiculous assumption. A goof-off postdoc probably does at least 60 hrs/wk, so that's $16/hr if you were paid on straight time. Hourly workers are supposed to get time and a half for OT, so an hourly worker doing 60 hrs/wk would pull in $50k if they worked 60 hrs/wk and had a base rate of $13.74/hr. How long after high school to get a Ph.D.? It varies quite a bit, but say 8-9 years on average. No big deal. Personally I don't understand why, however lazy and unmotivated Americans are, there aren't more of them clamoring for postdocs, when for a little education they can rake in big bucks like that.

  23. Re:Horse already left the barn by edibobb · · Score: 1

    If it's fun, there's not much opportunity cost.

  24. I don't know but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I had a cousin who was a genius, at least in chemistry. After he got his BS in chemistry, he went into the army where he was assigned to the chemical weapons area. He was so knowledgeable in chemistry (started with a chemistry set during grade school) that everywhere he went, he had to have two marines carrying 45s protecting him. After his 4 years, he went back the college to get a masters and doctorate in chemistry. He was then recruited by Stanford University to teach chemistry. He then got a post doctorate, then a post post doctorate, and I think a post post post doctorate in chemistry. He knew so much more than all of his professors that he continuously encountered jealously and hatred from them. They stuck him into a room running some kind of machine. He was said to be rather upset at this because is was monotonous and boring work. He was supposed to get a professorship several times, but the jealously of the other professors prevented this from ever happening. I was surprised to discover on the web that he had died at the age of 50. He had apparently been on SSI disability, so I am guessing that his work in the army chemical weapons area caused him to get cancer or some other deadly disease.
    All his education was basically for nothing, except for his own need and personal satisfaction.

  25. "Bar Mitzvah"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    he term "postdoc" refers both to the position and to the person who occupies it. (In this sense, it's much like the term "bar mitzvah.")

    I've been Jewish for a long time -- since before I was born -- and I've never heard of the Bar Mitzvah (or Bat Mitzvah) celebrant called a "Bar Mitzvah". Usually we say "Bar Mitzvah boy" or "Bat Mitzvah girl", or something similar.

    I'm not strictly observant, but I think I would have heard that usage by now ...

    1. Re:"Bar Mitzvah"? by margeman2k3 · · Score: 1

      That usage is pretty common in more observant communities.
      The phrase basically translates to "child of the commandment" (or "subject of the law" according to some rabbis), so it's grammatically correct to refer to the celebrant as "a bar mitzvah".

    2. Re:"Bar Mitzvah"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Usually we say "Bar Mitzvah boy" or "Bat Mitzvah girl", or something similar.

      son of the commandment boy, daughter of the commandment girl - doesn't really make sense.

      Aren't you guys supposed to be quite proficient at Hebrew? Reading unpointed scripture would be an absolute nightmare to me ...

  26. Be a Gentleman Scientist by Okian+Warrior · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I recently finished a book where the author analyzes the entire process of getting a PhD in physics. For various reasons, it's not at all worthwhile. You will never be in a position to realize your dream of doing interesting research or becoming a professor. I'll let others describe the various problems, but they're fairly self-evident.

    So let's think out of the box. Is there a way to do interesting research without the PhD?

    It turns out there's a ton of interesting things being done by home experimentation nowadays. Actually, this used to be common - a gentleman scientist was someone with an independent income who tinkered with home research. Many had quite elaborate laboratories and discovered useful things.

    If you want to be a researcher, you could approach the problem intellectually. Establish a steady income from which you can support yourself and family, allocate some time and money to setting up a lab, and do your own research.

    Ben Krasnow built an electron microscope (!), and is experimenting with vapor-phase deposition of conductive traces. Robert Murray Smith makes graphene and conductive ink, Brad Graham built a rock disaggregator (which is, incidentally, totally frightening), Lindsay Wilson built an untrasonic drill, Timothy Ferriss is scientifically studying of nutrition, I am trying to detect dark matter (no link - sorry)

    ... the list goes on and on.

    Lots of people are doing interesting research at home with a modest budget. If you can give up the big questions (Higgs Boson, Penicillin replacement, Egyptian archaeology), there's a wide swath of interesting areas just waiting to be explored.

    1. Re:Be a Gentleman Scientist by femtobyte · · Score: 1

      I am trying to detect dark matter (no link - sorry)

      No link? At least say what type of detection method (and corresponding range of DM possibilities) you're using! Is there a particular section of parameter space that you think you can access that's not solidly covered by existing academic DM experiments? Sounds like fun in any case.

      Of course, these days, even getting "a steady income from which you can support yourself and family" can be a difficult task --- landing a "dream job" professor position from "within the system" is hard, but so can be getting a tolerable job that provides enough for both family and major hobby time/money commitments.

    2. Re:Be a Gentleman Scientist by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Everything you list was, at best, derivative.

      Cool, but nothing new.
      What NEW thing are being done by a lone inventory? hint: Nothing.

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    3. Re:Be a Gentleman Scientist by Okian+Warrior · · Score: 1

      No link? At least say what type of detection method (and corresponding range of DM possibilities) you're using! Is there a particular section of parameter space that you think you can access that's not solidly covered by existing academic DM experiments? Sounds like fun in any case.

      Nope, sorry - not this one. It's a "lottery ticket". It's looking for something that isn't forbidden by current theory, but unlikely to be true. It requires a careful analysis to see that it doesn't violate basic principles, so I don't want to be judged before I have data. My analysis might be wrong in any event.

      If I get results, maybe. Publishing takes time and has no benefit.

    4. Re:Be a Gentleman Scientist by femtobyte · · Score: 1

      Make sure you publish if you get negative results, too --- that's just as important, and puts you on equal ground with all the mega-multi-million-dollar big dark matter experiments that also haven't found anything yet. Ruling out previously untested possibilities is a worthwhile task, and just about the most that any dark matter researcher can realistically hope for. And, if you think publishing "has no benefit," why are you doing this anyway? There's no monetary payback to the experimenter, but isn't doing science and expanding human knowledge the reward in itself that makes "wasting time" on a hobby project worthwhile? Good luck, and have fun.

    5. Re:Be a Gentleman Scientist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "If I get results, maybe. Publishing takes time and has no benefit."

      You'll never get a postdoc with that attitude. I speak from personal knowledge: modern physics is partly about the number of publications but all about the number of citations. Think about it, most jobs I've ever applied for have two hundred or more applicants. How do you sort between them? Even junking the majority of applicants who are grossly unqualified, you're left with 60-80 candidates. So you select the top 10% by citation count. Sure, you cut out vast numbers of good people, but you're also left with between five and ten, err, good people. Then you go through the papers that those people actually have, and try and balance citations received against the field they're working in. Then the university overrules you and demands you interview the three people with the most citations.

      It's a beautiful system that has killed the field I loved.

    6. Re:Be a Gentleman Scientist by Derec01 · · Score: 1

      A lot of funded science bypasses detail for novelty. Most of the things mentioned by GP were *tools* that could be used to analyze many things that a professional scientist probably could not get grant money for.

      If you're talking cutting edge clean room produced nanodevices, of course not. If you're talking good science, then these guys have a shot at doing so, as long as they approach it methodically.

    7. Re:Be a Gentleman Scientist by Okian+Warrior · · Score: 3, Interesting

      And, if you think publishing "has no benefit," why are you doing this anyway?

      a) The original reason people become scientists is to do interesting research. Publishing isn't as interesting as doing. (And scientific publishing has it's own style of nonsense.)
      b) I'm working with a professional magician who's interested in effects that are based on science, but uncommon enough that people wouldn't recognize them as such (unrelated example).
      c) If I can find a measurable effect, it can be used to make products. This is more likely beneficial than publishing.

    8. Re:Be a Gentleman Scientist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Depending on your motivation for playing around with "sciencey stuff," there's not necessarily anything wrong with being "derivative." If you're in it for the fun of building stuff, playing around in the lab, doing the best precision work you can with limited materials on hand --- then, for the "fun experience," it doesn't really matter if your work is cutting edge or just doing something that well-funded academic scientists were having a blast doing twenty years ago.

      If you *really* want to be on the frontier of advancing the bleeding edge of human scientific knowledge, then you'll have to play the "can I get a professorship" lottery at the cost of years of (nearly certainly low-paying) extreme devotion to work. If you're happy mucking around in the lab as a part-time hobby for kicks (with tiny tiny outside chances of stumbling on something big, and rather good chances of helping someone out with something small), while doing something else during the 9-5 work week, then there's nothing wrong with being a bit derivative. What do you do in your hobby time that's world-changing-cutting-edge-new?

    9. Re:Be a Gentleman Scientist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      a) You won't get another job in academia; no-one knows this "interesting" research you've been doing. (And if everyone had your attitude, it would probably have been done twenty times over and you wouldn't even know, because it wasn't published. But then, if people didn't publish, we wouldn't be in a position to do it, and we'd all be recreating Faraday's experiments over and over and over.)
      b) You won't get another job; no-one cares. If you want to work with a magician go ahead! It's more fun all around - for you and everyone else, and I can imagine it would be fantastic work. But it's not going to get you an academic post.
      c) You won't get another job. If you don't publish it, you're out of the field. So go and "make products" (though good luck with that in my field; what are you going to do, make a black hole?), and you'll make a shit load more money than you ever would in academia.

      Just don't pretend that publishing isn't important because in academia, if you want another job in academia, it's vital. Departments get their money from it, both indirectly and in some cases directly. Reputations are built on it, and no-one (except recipients of the grotesque practice of nepotism rife in American universities) makes a career without publishing. In my field, publish twice a year and it's too little: goodbye, don't let the door hit your ass on the way out. Three times is borderline. Four times and you might make it through to tenure-track, though that does not guarantee tenure. Five times and you're beginning to look like you've a dim chance.

    10. Re:Be a Gentleman Scientist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is like saying to an athlete to stop training for the Olympics and go jogging in the park on weekends.

    11. Re:Be a Gentleman Scientist by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Good point. If you don't need super-expensive equipment, and don't need someone to motivate you to work towards getting to the edge of your field, then doing your own research is a better idea. You lose the need to "publish or perish," and a lot of other distractions along the way.

      And I would argue that you don't even need to give up the big questions (trying to detect dark matter is really big).

      --
      "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
    12. Re:Be a Gentleman Scientist by Princeofcups · · Score: 1

      Lots of people are doing interesting research at home with a modest budget. If you can give up the big questions (Higgs Boson, Penicillin replacement, Egyptian archaeology), there's a wide swath of interesting areas just waiting to be explored.

      Is it time to start jump start style funding scientific research? It's a sad sick statement amount our governmental priorities, but it may be the only way to get knowledge into the world without a company or government claiming ownership.

      --
      The only thing worse than a Democrat is a Republican.
    13. Re:Be a Gentleman Scientist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I recently finished a book where the author analyzes the entire process of getting a PhD in physics. For various reasons, it's not at all worthwhile. You will never be in a position to realize your dream of doing interesting research or becoming a professor. I'll let others describe the various problems, but they're fairly self-evident.

      What what the book?

    14. Re:Be a Gentleman Scientist by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      And the other big one: you don't need collaborators. One of the things that tempted me back into academia was that a lot of the problems that I'd encountered really needed expertise in fields complementary to my own. I could spend 5-10 years learning everything I needed to solve them (by which time they'd likely be irrelevant or solved by someone else), or I could work with other people, many of whom also have interesting problems that can benefit from my experience. There are increasingly few fields where you can make a significant contribution by yourself.

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      I am TheRaven on Soylent News
    15. Re:Be a Gentleman Scientist by Sir+Holo · · Score: 1

      This is my ultimate goal, to be what might be called a Gentleman Scientist.

      I saved up at a job, quit, and then took a several-month break to write a series of patents with the aim of licensing or sale.

      Support from that will hopefully allow me to "work for free" at a University when funds run low (I already do). It also helps to stretch funding to support more instrument time, collaborators, major facility visits, etc.

      It's a roller coaster, but is indeed do-able. Snowballs take a while to get going, but tend to grow once started.

    16. Re:Be a Gentleman Scientist by students · · Score: 1

      You will never be in a position to realize your dream of doing interesting research or becoming a professor.

      Lots of people (myself included) did interesting research while still an undergraduate. In my experience, professors do not do research, they write grants and manage researchers.

  27. Re:Horse already left the barn by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 1

    They're talking about science and engineering postdocs in the article, not humanities. Science and engineering postdocs are paid, just not very well,

    I could be wrong here, but I'm pretty sure the definition of "postdoc" includes some sort of pay. (I suppose there might be some strange European situations where you only get room and board, or something....) I've never heard of a postdoc in the humanities that didn't pay something. In fact, many postdocs in the humanities (Mellon fellows, etc.) pay as well as postdocs in the sciences, though they tend to be more competitive. Some humanities postdocs may pay very little, but if you're not getting paid anything, I don't think you have a postdoc. Maybe you have an "apprenticeship" or maybe you're a "volunteer," but I don't think even humanities programs tend to employ research fellows with no pay.

    and science and engineering graduate students are also paid as well as having their tuition covered,

    True, though the top-tier humanities schools also cover tuition for graduate students, often with stipends as well.

    I'm also reasonably certain that there are plenty of colleges in the U.S. that would gladly take your money to earn a master's degree in chemistry or something. Most Ph.D. programs in sciences and engineering have at least tuition waivers (if not stipends), but lots of schools -- even top-tier ones -- will allow a student to pay for a master's degree.

    so the point about debt is moot.

    Perhaps I read the GP wrong, but I think there is also a concern about graduate school debt and the effect it may have on subsequent choices. If you go into debt in graduate school, it puts even more pressure on you to be able to get a job immediately out of graduate school, so you can pay off loans. Often the most reasonable choice is a post-doc, which barely lets you earn enough to live on, particularly with debt to pay off. It's all a bad cycle.

    Moral of the story still is: don't go into debt to go to graduate school, unless you're getting a credential (professional degree) or something that will raise your salary in a job or profession you're already in. If you're not talented enough to get into the graduate schools in your field that will give you a free ride, chances are you'll never be able to get a job in academia. And yes, that includes the humanities.

    And yes, debt can happen to people in the sciences for graduate school, even with a tuition waiver. Grad school stipends are sometimes quite minimal (even smaller than postdoc pay), and I know a few people who had their way "paid" through graduate school in the sciences, but ended up coming out with tens of thousands of dollars in debt... either in loans or credit cards or whatever.

    So... no, the point about debt is NOT moot.

  28. Re:Like WANTING to be gay or lesbian by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >Now I can understand wanting to be lesbian, to an extent, but gay? Why would you want that?

    What are you talking about? Lesbians *are* gay.

    I realize by 'gay' you meant 'male homosexual' but that word doesn't meant that. We do have other terms for 'male homosexual' like 'stool pusher', but they're considered colloquial.

  29. Re:Horse already left the barn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There never has, nor will be, a shortage of mathematically and scientifically minded individuals. They drive the economy, and can do it mostly single-handedly.

  30. No student loan debt from grad school by jmcbain · · Score: 2, Informative

    Graduate students in STEM fields typically do not accumulate student loan debt from grad school. In fact, many STEM U.S. grad students work and get paid as TAs or as RAs (research assistants). From talking to dozens of other CS PhDs, the pay is about 23K/year (which is about what I got). That amount is enough to get by when you're a PhD student.

  31. Re:Horse already left the barn by geekoid · · Score: 1

    From the "You should only care about money dept."

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    The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
  32. In natural sciences - YES! by trackedvehicle · · Score: 2

    I don't know or understand all the negativity regarding doing a postdoc or a PhD - I personally am having a blast doing my PhD! I do research in materials science, and while the money is not spectacular, I enjoy myself immensely. And you know, at the end of the day that's really what matters. Maybe the ones who complain are doing postdocs in economics, political or social sciences, humanities... or some other subject that to me does indeed sound boring... I don't know. I can only say that for me it has been rewarding and I would be more than happy to recommend it to anyone with a passion for what they study. I must mention that I have no study debt - in Finland higher education is free for all, so we don't worry about paying back tuition fees and such. Life is good :)

  33. Why scientists do postdocs by tmark · · Score: 1

    Most of the ones I've known (from when I was in grad school and then from when I worked at a major biotech) do postdocs in order to build their research portfolio. If you want to a faculty research (not teaching) position in science, you need publications. These require research. Research requires time and money and in this day and age, the time typically spent in grad school is not enough to do a lot of top-quality research. And, grad school time is often spent teach undergrads, doing coursework, etc - whereas postdocs can usually afford to spend all their working hours on research.

    So yes, postdocs aren't paid well, but most of that is because the position itself typically funds work that the postdoc needs and *wants* to do. It's a symbiotic relationship between PI and postdoc.

    There are always, of course, the stars who are good enough to get research positions straight out of grad school. I've known a few.

  34. Re:Horse already left the barn by ebno-10db · · Score: 1

    There never has, nor will be, a shortage of mathematically and scientifically minded individuals.

    If people who can earn Ph.D.'s in math or science are a dime a dozen, then why the demand for lots of visas for grad students and postdocs?

    They drive the economy, and can do it mostly single-handedly.

    Then you'd think they could earn a decent living doing it.

  35. Engineer POV by Eloking · · Score: 1

    Post-Doc?

    Hell does even a Doc worth it? Even there is a Master even worth the years of experience lost?

    I guess it depend of the career.

    --
    Elok
  36. Re:Horse already left the barn by ebno-10db · · Score: 1

    I've got a great idea for a new online game: "Droll humor or actual idiot - you decide".

  37. Post Doc in STEM is the capacitor/buffer by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 2
    The PhD in science, engineering and technology gets to be super specialized. The supply and demand do not synch up well. When you start your PhD in "unstructured tetrahedral mesh generation using advancing front technique for complex 3D domains" you are not very sure there will be a job in the field five years down the line. If there is a job, you will hurry and finish up. If not, you will delay, change the topics, to find a field with better job prospects. If you are too far along to change the thesis title, and your field suddenly goes cold, you finish the PhD, while away time in post doc, acquiring skills in related fields, ready to jump when some job comes by. Usually both PhDs and post docs get paid decent, but not industry standard, wages, in STEM (what is it now? 24 to 30K for PhD candidate and 36 to 48 K for post doc?). So you will have decent standard of living, completely flexible working hours (you can choose to divide the 24 hour day into any chunks adding up to18 for the lab and any chunks adding up to six for sleeping, cooking, eating, shaving and bathing).

    When the economy gets hot, and you ditch mesh generation altogether and jump to computational electromagnetics. While doing the jump be careful not to collide with the Computational electromagnetics PhD jumping to mesh generation ;-)

    --
    sed -e 's/Chuck Norris/Rajnikant/g' joke > fact
    1. Re:Post Doc in STEM is the capacitor/buffer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah... why not just do a little consulting with with Dassault Systemes? If you've got a superior unstructured mesh algorithm they'll keep you financed for a year or two while you get Abaqus CAE up to speed. Send em a link to a few demos showing what you can do. ;-) ;-) ;-)

  38. Re:Yeah .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You sir, are my hero.

  39. Re:Horse already left the barn by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 4, Informative

    From the "You should only care about money dept."

    Umm, no -- from the be realistic about your life dept.

    If you're independently wealthy and just want a Ph.D. in English lit. or art history, by all means, go for it and pay the $150k or whatever! If you're retired or have money to burn or whatever, I applaud your effort to become more educated. Seriously, I really do. I wish more people who had the means did such things with their money.

    But as someone who actually has degrees in fields that are NOT considered "lucrative," because I deliberately decided to do something I enjoy, rather than earn the most money I could... I think I have plenty of experience to give advice here.

    And being realistic is not the same as "only caring about money." If there were a higher demand for Ph.D.'s in the field you love, there would be more opportunities for "full rides" for graduate school in your field. If you aren't talented enough to get one of those, the chances that you will subsequently land a nice tenure-track job somewhere are very low.

    I know people with Ivy League Ph.D.'s in the humanities who graduated half a decade ago, have a number of publications in top journals, have teaching experience, and they STILL can't find a decent tenure-track job. If you're paying $100k to get your crappy graduate degree from Upper Bucksnort University, you really think you have a chance?!?

    I'm not trying to quash anyone's dreams, but you need to ask yourself what you're getting for that $100k+ investment, other than a boatload of debt.

    By all means, keep the dream: go out and get a job, save up some cash, and then if when you're 35 or 40 or whatever, go back and get that Ph.D. with the money you saved -- if you still really want to. I admire people like that a great deal.

    But shelling out for graduate school when it won't help you be able to do what you want to do anyway, and it could actually HURT your future by having crippling debt and branding you as "overcredentialed" as you try to find a realistic job.

    P.S. Yes, I have a job in what I wanted to do, and no, I do not have any debt from graduate school. But I know a few people who do have ridiculous debt from graduate school, have no job or some crappy job that isn't anything that they ever wanted to do, and are struggling to get out of debt... there's no chance that they will ever get a decent academic job.

  40. For Fun/Experience? Yes! For Money? No! by drolli · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I did 4 years of Postdoc (in Japan). It was fun, in Japan the payment for Postdocs is ok, and i worked in a field i liked to work in since i was 16years old. I contributed to some publications (10 Impact points per year) and did some really nice experiments. To me it felt like playing with the most expensive lego bricks which i ever was allowed to play with. I had the priviledge to see parts of the world which i would not have dramt about when before my masters thesis. I met some interesting, peculiar, and exceptional people (coauthors from ~12 nationalities).

    OTOH, it was hard work (>80h per week average, in critical times >400h/month), strange habits, uncertainity, and a lack of decent positions after it.

    I got out of it, to a technical consulting company. I earn less than the people who started 10 years younger, but somehow doing a phd/postdoc kept me young and agile. I am now more or less resistant to stress (did not feel it since i started the job), am used to pick up new things at a high pace.

    I can only say: i did it, it was fun and broadened my view. My PhD and postdoc thought me that persistence in following something you want to do leads to success. I managed to get rid of my attenton span problems. I quit as postdoc when it stopped being fun and when i did not see decent positions around, i left science. I dont regret having done my postdoc, i did not regret for a single day leaving it.There was a time when a very different path in my life would have been very possible. I proably also would not have regret it.

    Remarks: you have to have a compatible partner or risk a series of relationships. IMHO the only point where i really seen from behind could have spent some attention on. I also saw people not being able to handle the pressure. I saw people doing postdocs until they where older than 40 because they became too anxious or to incompetent in other things to leave. I saw people fuckign up their lifes for good. People not good enough to get any decend publicaitons, but valuable in the lab, hoping that the professor who kept them forever in a dependent relationship would give them the life-long position as assitant. I habe seen people growing old faster than they should and people breaking down. I have heard of people becoming so fristrated that they sabbotaged the co-workers experiments.

    So my advice is: do it als long as you do it for fun. Dont get addicted.

    1. Re:For Fun/Experience? Yes! For Money? No! by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 2

      OTOH, it was hard work (>80h per week average, in critical times >400h/month), strange habits, uncertainity, and a lack of decent positions after it.

      I can imagine no scenario where that would be worth it at any point in my life. In my 20s, I would have missed out on so many memories. And after that I doubt I'd have the energy for that kind of rigor. Said a friend of mine about a guy who build an entire house by himself, "life's too short to work that hard."

      --
      I swear to God...I swear to God! That is NOT how you treat your human!
    2. Re:For Fun/Experience? Yes! For Money? No! by drolli · · Score: 1

      If its the most interesting game for you, then not doing it would be missing something. But i get (and deeply respect) your opinion.

  41. Re:Horse already left the barn by weilawei · · Score: 0

    Because someone in 200k USD of debt and used to a 1st world lifestyle generally doesn't want to work for slum wages, whereas if you import someone used to the 3rd world, slum wages look amazing. See Hans Rosling's talks for many similar points on populations.

  42. Re:Horse already left the barn by nomadic · · Score: 2

    Do that many people pay for their PhDs? I'm not paying for mine; I wouldn't do it if I had to (racked up enough debt from law school). I look at it as a low-pay but enjoyable job that I can live on for a few years before trying the tenure-track-job lotto.

  43. Re:Horse already left the barn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Some pay more; it depends on the field and the place you work. At the national lab level, STEM postdocs don't make *less* than $60k/year, fellowships can bump that value up a bit.

    But yah, postdoc spots at most universities pay terrible.

  44. Re:Like WANTING to be gay or lesbian by nomadic · · Score: 1

    Do you know how easy it is to find sex if you're gay? A gay friend has remarked on several occasions how bad he feels for straight men having trouble getting sex.

  45. Re:Horse already left the barn by ebno-10db · · Score: 1

    Look a few posts up - that was my original point.

  46. Income percentiles in America by Guppy · · Score: 1

    Do a search on STEM postdoc job ads - $50k is considered very generous. No, you won't starve, some people get by on less (though usually in low cost-of-living places rather than the high CoL areas where the better universities typically are). $50k/yr is about $24/hr assuming 40 hr weeks, but that's a ridiculous assumption.

    I'll agree with you that 50k is not much for someone with a STEM education. However, most people get by on less, as 50k is in the 56th percentile for incomes in America.

    1. Re:Income percentiles in America by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll agree with you that 50k is not much for someone with a STEM education. However, most people get by on less, as 50k is in the 56th percentile for incomes in America.

      For household income... most families get by on less. And with much less flexible jobs.

      So while yes, I could earn more working in industry than I do as a postdoc, and I know those who do, I am not really in any position to complain -- especially to my family members who are unemployed, who have lots of student debt and are in fields that pay peanuts, who are in industry jobs for over a decade but just had their company bought out so their job may be outsourced, ....

      The way I figure it, I just do what I want... when people stop paying me for that, then I'll worry.

  47. Re:Horse already left the barn by ebno-10db · · Score: 2

    At the national lab level, STEM postdocs don't make *less* than $60k/year

    So raise it from $13.74 to $16.48/hr. I'm still not impressed.

  48. Re:Horse already left the barn by Derec01 · · Score: 1

    I think the point about debt was moot because most science and engineering grad students don't have debt. I know I don't and I don't know anyone who took out loans for STEM grad school.

  49. Re:Horse already left the barn by Wootery · · Score: 1

    Well, not if the alternative was starting a very successful business.

    I agree that years in your 20s potentially squandered sounds a lot like nonsense though. As if getting a 'real job' somehow guarantees your time is spent meaningfully.

  50. Is Gentleman Science DHS / DEA compatible? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lots of people are doing interesting research at home with a modest budget. If you can give up the big questions (Higgs Boson, Penicillin replacement, Egyptian archaeology), there's a wide swath of interesting areas just waiting to be explored.

    But maybe not a good idea for the fields of Chemistry or Microbiology, as you may end up with a SWAT team knocking at your door.

  51. Shit or get off the pot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously, you need to shit or get off the pot. I know people in their 40's who are still students. Get the fuck out there into the workforce where you belong. Stop hiding from it behind an ever-increasing pile of paper.

  52. Re:Like WANTING to be gay or lesbian by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You European? Up north, maybe a Dane or Swede?

  53. Re:Horse already left the barn by anubi · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Your post describes exactly why I went into Engineering. Its the thing I seemed I was programmed to do since I came out of my mama's womb. Everyone seems like they have this thing for what they find fun to do. Designing electronic gadgets is mine.

    A stint in Aerospace removed a heck of a lot of drive out of me. Applying modern management methods to artistic types burns them out damn fast.

    Currently, I am working in another little startup. If I had any significant bills to pay or had a family to support, I would be in dire financial straits. I would earn more spendable money being a greeter in Wal-Mart, but I would not enjoy standing eight hours a day robotically saying "Welcome to Wal-Mart" to everyone as well as inspecting every shopping cart that tripped their Sensormatic EAS system.

    Sitting in a cubicle trying to implement my designs is not my idea of fun. I am a lab rat. I hate cubicles. I hate ties and dress codes. I hate meetings - if you have anything to say, drop by for a chat - but this thing of requiring me to drop everything and show up somewhere at a fixed time is ridiculous. Its a bad design. Kinda like me memory-mapping I/O ports right in the middle of a memory space currently used by a memory chip.

    That was my greatest disappointment when the new wave of management overran the small business I used to work for. Thank goodness I was paid well there before the management coup because we had a lot of successful products to sell. I do not know a single one of the creative types that were able to stand up to the modern management methods. But the stockholders seemed to love them. Pure case of "tragedy of the commons" if you ask me. Destruction of our future product stream for a short term benefit of hyping the sales and profit of our existing line. It seems only people overly concerned with profit, and not design quality, rank that as being so damned important.

    I would say if someone else is paying for your study, go for it. A lot of corporations - especially in the Military-Industrial Complex - justify their bid on the amount of credentialed and degreed personnel they are placing on the customer project. Whether or not these people are internally driven to do the technical part of the job seems to be of little importance to the management team. They want certs to sell.

    If you are thinking of getting into debt for this, please oh please think twice. My own experience shows there is a terrific glut of very highly qualified "do-ers" out there already. The de-industrialization of America has left cadres of engineering types left over from the hey-days of the 60's on the streets.

    As America, banker to the world, transitions from a manufacturing based economy to a service based economy, it seems to me the best jobs are to be found in services catering to helping others comply with government mandates. Every new law passed mandating compliance with some government requirement is a gold-mine for those prepared to assist existing businesses in complying with it. Legalized extortion. While the government holds the gun on the business, you go for their wallet.

    --
    "Prove all things; hold fast that which is good." [KJV: I Thessalonians 5:21]

  54. Whats Old is Doc again. by VortexCortex · · Score: 1


    __END__
    =head1 Postdoc
    Embedding Perl's Plain Old Documentation in your source as a particularly perverse take on self documenting code.
    =cut

  55. Re:Like WANTING to be gay or lesbian by nomadic · · Score: 1

    Nope. Why?

  56. Re:Horse already left the barn by chittychitty!! · · Score: 1

    right. I didn't have any debt until I landed a faculty position.

  57. Re:Horse already left the barn by anubi · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I believe you are doing what we all should be doing.

    Find our niche. Do it for yourself. Build your own dream - not slave away at minimum wage building someone else's dream.

    This wage-slave thingie is as bad as prostitution.

    My respects to you, Sir.

    You provide a service to the community that is far more valuable than most.

    --
    "Prove all things; hold fast that which is good." [KJV: I Thessalonians 5:21]

  58. Re:Horse already left the barn by sisukapalli1 · · Score: 2

    "String 'em along, get lots of cheap labor, and every once in a while give somebody a faculty position so the rest could dream."

    It is worse when the postdoc is at the same place as the Ph.D. The incentive is that one sees a "jump" in salary from one stage to another (a grad student making 25k becomes a postdoc making 50k, who in turn becomes a "research professor" or assistant professor without tenure making 75k). By the time the person realizes the missed opportunity cost and lack of good prospects in the future, it is often a bit too late. In some cases, one would end up specializing way too much in one obscure area (which would have seemed to be the most important thing when one is in the thick of it), and really may not be able to figure out why the rest of the world doesn't care. Worse when the obscure area is a shrinking field.

    For people that are motivated, there is still some good if one excels at the game. This rule of prison life is very applicable: Assert your dominance [independence, importance, etc.] from the start or you'd become someone's bitch.

  59. Re:Horse already left the barn by Dahamma · · Score: 1

    Science and engineering postdocs are paid, just not very well, and science and engineering graduate students are also paid as well as having their tuition covered, so the point about debt is moot.

    It's not moot at all. Many of those grad students will have built up $100k of debt from their *undergraduate* degree, and depending on the type of loan may even build up more from interest while it's deferred in grad school. When they graduate, they will now be a postdoc barely able to start paying off that debt.

  60. Re:Like WANTING to be gay or lesbian by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dp you see your "gay friend" every morning when you shave? Come on, you know you and your friend have one thing in common - you!

  61. Re:Horse already left the barn by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 2

    I think the point about debt was moot because most science and engineering grad students don't have debt.

    I don't know the stats, but I'd bet that a lot of science and engineering graduate students have debt from undergraduate loans... but I'm guessing that's not what you mean.

    I know I don't and I don't know anyone who took out loans for STEM grad school.

    Congratulations! You must not know anyone who went to a crappy school or did their graduate degree part-time!

    According to the National Postsecondary Student Aid Study (NPSAS), which is admittedly a bit out of date since the most recent stats are from 2008, roughly 75% of graduate students in engineering and science fields received some form of financial aid or grant. That does NOT mean they all received full rides with stipends -- it means that they might have received something between a few thousand dollars in tuition rebate up to a full ride.

    So, approximately 25% of STEM graduate students in the U.S. in 2007-08 were paying FULL PRICE for tuition, with no stipend, no grants, and no financial aid. I'm wiling to bet that many more accumulate at least some debt during grad school, whether that's because they don't receive a complete tuition waiver, or they don't get a stipend, or they don't get a stipend that's enough to reasonably live on. Is it true that "most science and engineering grad students don't have debt"? Possibly. But there's a fairly large percentage who probably do -- at least 25%, and possibly 50% or higher.

    Now, if you restrict that pool a bit, you might get to your group of friends. If you look at only full-time STEM graduate students (as opposed to the working dad trying to finish up his master's on the side), you get up to above 85% who receive some sort of funding.

    If you restrict it only to full-time doctoral students in STEM fields, you get up to around 95%.

    Let me try again: your point is NOT moot about grad school.

    My point was that most of those people who are going to schools in STEM fields where they aren't getting aid are mostly going to crappy schools, and they'd probably be better off working rather than dumping money into a graduate degree they have to pay for. I do agree with you that most science and engineering grad students going to good schools don't have debt.

  62. Signs point to 'no' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Anecdotal, but the STEM postdocs I know regret it. They went into industry, not academics. Sure they make $200k/yr plus, but they also spent ~10 years burning themselves out. Some of them are still expected to work 50-60/hrs a week. One is developing anxiety problems. One bailed on her gig (physics) and took a office job sucking up to high rollers. The other two are happy with their situation in general, but don't feel the extra pay makes up for the work they put in.

    Shit, I didn't even graduate high school. Have taken some college classes here and there, not much over the 200 level. Mostly math and programming.

    Including salary and some old side projects that still generate a couple grand each year (subscription based web services), I'm projecting to clear $90k this year. Now that I have my first kid though, I've been considering some offers I've had recently to bump that up over $100k/yr.

    The down side is it would mean actually working most days.

    If you're driven enough to reach a point where a postdoc is even an option, you can do fine without it. Unless you just HAVE to know more about nano carbon structures or whatever you study, then sure. Enjoy. If you're just planning to get a job and be a grunt, skip it.

  63. Derivitive or not by Okian+Warrior · · Score: 1

    I suppose it depends partly on your definition of science.

    Take for example this post: a method for electroless copper plating which is easily in the realm of the home experimenter.

    The video was not published in a journal, didn't have a write-up, and wasn't an accredited researcher - just some kid who thought things through, tried it, and it worked. I admire the presentation format - the video gives complete details of the process without a standard writeup (abstract/background/procedure/results/discussion). I think that's pretty neat. And there's no paywall. It doesn't need peer review, either.

    Is it useful? I dunno. Even if this particular process is already discovered (it's not in Henley's, at least not my copy), it probably wasn't known by the kid doing it. Couple with inkjet deposition of conductive ink with poor conductivity, it might lead to a system for direct-deposit circuit boards.

    Is it science? That depends on your definition.

  64. Re:Horse already left the barn by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 3, Informative

    Do that many people pay for their PhDs? I'm not paying for mine; I wouldn't do it if I had to (racked up enough debt from law school).

    Well, not that many pay FULL-PRICE. According to the National Postsecondary Student Aid Study (NPSAS), about 86% of doctoral students received some form of financial aid, grant, assistantship, stipend, etc. in 2007-08. If we restrict this to Ph.D. students only (and exclude the field of education), that number rises to 91%.

    I'm sure buried in all the statistics on that website, you might be able to find numbers that tell what percentage of tuition, etc. students actually ended up paying. But at least 9% of Ph.D. students in the U.S. apparently are paying for their degrees without ANY financial assistance whatsoever.

    I don't know how many students have to pay at least some tuition, or don't get adequate stipends or pay from assistanceships to live on. I imagine it must be at least double that figure, and maybe a lot more.

    So, it's not the majority of Ph.D. students, but there is a not insignificant number of such people out there. And among other graduate students (especially master's degrees), the numbers are much higher.

  65. Re:Horse already left the barn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    8-9 years after high school to get a PhD? Oh please. Try 12.

  66. Email contact by Okian+Warrior · · Score: 1

    Damn! I wish slashdot had a way to contact other users.

    Drop me a note. If and when the experiment is finished (several months of data gathering) I'll let you know the results.

    reolh at beddly dot com

    (That's a temporary E-mail - I'll respond from a permanent address.)

  67. Re:Horse already left the barn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    $60k/year postdocs do not exist. Even HHMI postdocs make less. The reality is you're lucky to make $40k a year, and dropping. Most universities have university minimums of around about $35k. Of course there are ways around that, you make a deal with the prof to be a 60% FTE postdoc, then they get insanely (insanelier) angry about you not being there 60 hours a week.

    People make fun of academia as being some sort of sugar coated dream world, but of course none of those people could find their own ass with both hands and a map as far as academia is concerned. The truth is, after a PhD and seven years of postdocs, I can safely say that the very worst day in private industry is so far ahead of the best day in academia I can't even put it to words. That's even before taking into account the tripling of salary.

  68. to do a postdoc you must first do a phd by hraponssi · · Score: 1

    and where is the benefit of even that? not much really unless you do it for yourself, that is because you like that sort of thing enough. generally i feel it rather limits the opportunities later to something really sad such a postdoc slaving for meager pay for years and years.. or go back to the industry competing with the 10+ years younger lot, what fun. course there is the odd chance to end up doing something really cool. but not too often i would say.. and btw many of them postdocs are not that hot as someone up there was thinking of 'doing' one.. :)

  69. Re:Horse already left the barn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    $60k/year postdocs do not exist.

    They sure do in some of the physical sciences and engineering. I've seen it go as high as $72k for a close friend, and have heard they can push higher than that in rare cases. I've gotten $55k at university in physics, along with a pitch trying to apologize that it was on the low side but that the cost of living was low enough I shouldn't be tempted by slightly higher ones at other universities.

  70. Re:Horse already left the barn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm not sure how many crappy schools even have a graduate program in STEM. It seems easier to find a school that despite doing research just doesn't bother with a graduate program. Having worked at a couple different state universities though, they've all offered guaranteed support for two years for incoming graduate students in the physics department at least (as long as you do your TA job). And part of the reason it cuts off there, is they really want you to try for an RA position by then, with usually TA positions still left over for some of the fields that struggle to pay for RAs.

    At least in physics, the only people I've seen go into debt, are those that are trying to raise a family at the same time with the stipend being their only income, and a couple that did not get into the graduate program, paid for classes out of their pocket the first year, then were essentially guaranteed acceptance the second year into the program and got stipends too at that point.

  71. Re:Horse already left the barn by JoeMerchant · · Score: 2

    I got my MS, and I worked in "Industry" for about 12 years getting raises up to just under the $100K mark, then the company tanked.

    We worked with a research lab, they hired a revolving door of post-docs doing crazy technical stuff that I could probably pull off if I put some effort into it - I enquired about possibly taking over when the current one left - I had no concept that you could get your PhD and continue your "education" for years afterwards and still command the princely sum of just $30K/year...

    Next place I went in industry (same salary, better benefits, lower cost of living...) had some more relationships with postdocs, these were guys who got around on bicycles - in Ohio, doing very similar work to the industry side for less than 30% of the pay... you've gotta ask yourself why?

  72. Re:Horse already left the barn by ebno-10db · · Score: 1

    Ok, you've reinforced my point.

  73. Re:Horse already left the barn by LurkerXXX · · Score: 1

    Really? Then how do I know several that make well over 60k? How did I know postdocs 10 years ago that made 60k?

    With the right skills in the right area, yes, you can make that at a good research university. One in the midwest with decent cost of living even.

    Heck, NIH funded postdocs start at over $39K, with 0 years of experience. Work in a competitive area and your boss will throw in money above that.

    http://www.nhlbi.nih.gov/funding/policies/nrsa.htm

  74. Re:Horse already left the barn by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

    I've always viewed academia as an "inside/outside" proposition, you're on the outside until you've got tenure, which usually requires a PhD, political connections, and a death in the current "inside" population. As long as you're outside, you're dirt, to be used to support others as they take their great strides toward, well, whatever it is they do, as long as they keep the grant money flowing.

    The "inside" never held enough allure for me to pursue it seriously, it's much more fun to sit on the industry side of things and laugh at the absurdity.

  75. Re:Horse already left the barn by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

    I worked for a little company, we ran on Federal grant money. We spent 90% of this money getting the product cleared for marketing by the FDA, basically using our Federal grant money to fill out Federal paperwork. It's a grand scheme.

  76. Re:Horse already left the barn by LurkerXXX · · Score: 1

    Everyone I know in STEM that paid is a foreigner. I'm in the Bio field. All U.S. born grad students in the universities I'm familiar with had their tuition paid and received a stipend from the university or a training grant they were on. They didn't make a lot, but none paid for classes at all.

  77. Re:Horse already left the barn by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

    So many of the generation before me never went to university, they might have picked up some experience in the military or other practical OTJ training, and just worked up their reputation in the field.

    Good luck pulling that off in post 1990s North America.

  78. Re:Horse already left the barn by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

    Postdocs, in any field, are fine if you don't have another job and want to work in academia. Just don't expect too much and keep the CVs going out. Publish.

    Then you stand a pretty good chance of getting a decent job. It can apply to the humanities - my field - as well as science, engineering and math.

    I did a postdoc way back when, last century, and it led to a pretty lucrative career. Good enough for me to retire at an age young enough that I still can enjoy playing Need for Speed Rivals and Batman Arkham Oranges when other people my age are kissing someone's ass just to make a living at 9am on a Monday morning.

    Of course, the big difference today is the mountain of debt you'll be carrying. But when you think about the length of your working life, it doesn't have to be that bad (unless you made some very bad decisions and overdid the debt). There are still ways to do it without taking every loan offered to you. My daughter is in grad school for Math, so this is something I have to think about every day. Academic life can be a pretty good deal. Also, don't confine yourself to working in the US. It's a big world.

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  79. Re:Horse already left the barn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Possible news for you, many of us in academia have started small businesses on the side. Additionally, many of us have also become investors, considering those with math backgrounds are drawn to it almost like kids to video games.

    While it is great that you've done exceptionally well with your skills and career, the median pay for plumbing is closer to $40-50k, about half to a third of the median pay for academia. And if you are going to talk about tail end of the distribution, you wouldn't be comparing yourself against the median, but those with PhDs and also with businesses and investing. Quite a few, although still a minority, or academics pull in over $200k if you include their side interests (or just from their day job if they get into university management).

  80. Re:Horse already left the barn by nomadic · · Score: 1

    Interesting; I wonder if that includes Psy.D. and Ed.D. students of whom there are a large number and who frequently pay their own way I believe. I did almost went to a program where I wouldn't get funding though I could teach a few courses a semester to pay my way, but it was a relatively inexpensive program anyway (like 5k a semester full-time, and I would be coming in with enough credits that I wouldn't have to pay more after that) and I was under the impression it was incredibly rare.

  81. Re:Like WANTING to be gay or lesbian by nomadic · · Score: 1

    Like I said, dating would be a lot easier if it was me. Unfortunately, I am straight.

  82. blame the faculty by Goldsmith · · Score: 2

    As a former government oversight scientist, I can also say that the minimum recommended salary for a scientist with a PhD is significantly higher than the average postdoc salary. The government has tried many methods to increase postdoc pay, but the established professors and academic administrators push the salary down. I used to work with a few guys to convince their universities to allow them (allow!) to pay the higher standard government rate for grad students and postdocs, but there is tremendous and extraordinarily depressing pressure from academia to keep those salaries low.

  83. Re:Horse already left the barn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    This isn't true. There are too many PhDs in a multitude of areas. I work with lasers, and I am trying to get out. If the NIH sets a minimum, you're getting paid exactly that. Minus taxes, healthcare (frequently out-of-pocket), and slave-like conditions. Don't do it.

  84. Re:Horse already left the barn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In which field? If you can stick to a 4 year degree program for your B.A., which isn't that hard for typical circumstances, you would be suggesting 8 years for the PhD. In physics, 30% of graduate students get their PhD in 5 years or less, and another 30% get it in the 5-6 year range (remembering from APS statistics). There is a large bias in which field of physics you go into, as ones with less money take longer as you have to wait longer to get an RA position, spend more time doing half TA, half RA, and/or spend more time at the end of the program holding out until you get a job to move onto after graduating. But even then, it is really difficult to spend 8 years, because at that point you are up against common time limits various universities and graduate programs place. It takes rather special circumstances to be stuck there that long, and be allowed to continue the program.

  85. The mistake is making Education "for profit" by s.petry · · Score: 1

    Many degrees, at least in the US, are no longer to benefit the students or society. The primary function of many degrees has become making a few people a whole lot of money, and those people are not the students.

    College is better than K-12 mind you, but not much better. Dig into all of the various rackets involved in the systems. University of California has tons of administrative positions that pay extremely well, many of which have redundant job descriptions. A journalist did an article about a year ago in the SF area, and could not find out what most of these 200K/yr positions actually did. Book deals go to select peoples companies, not to what's best for students or for education. Granted, writing a text book is not easy. Not allowing e-books and making kids pay 200 bucks a book is simply asinine. College sports is another racket. Students may get free tuition for being an athlete but the University makes millions in Televised game deals, and receives free marketing to book.

    I don't want to discount education mind you. I have read or studied something almost every day since I left college and think a well rounded education is essential. I don't have a PHD or even a Masters. Sometimes I consider going back and getting further degrees. Then I look at the costs and say "maybe after my kid gets done with College".

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  86. Re:Like WANTING to be gay or lesbian by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, you say you want to be more the Rock Hudson/George Michael type? Assuming you were to come out of the closet, would you classify yourself as the receiver or the other one? Do you reside where sodomy is legal? Your home page tells most but I think you own us for the whole shebang. Sorry, hebang.

  87. No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nothing's worth it. You're just gonna die eventually.

  88. Post doc in what... by Sir_Sri · · Score: 1

    Post docs are holding positions until you get a faculty position. If you need/want to build a better research history because your PhD resulted in publication delays or issues (mine is facing issues with being able to publish when I'd like because it's a collaboration, so my publication list with the PhD is shorter than normal and a post doc would be a chance to publish the stuff from my PhD that was delayed and do some more).

    But in many cases computer scientists don't need to do post docs, nor do engineers. You can get an entry level faculty position at a smaller school. If you're in physics though, you're not getting a faculty unless you've done a couple of years as a post doc because everyone else has done a post doc.

    Where I am graduates about 15-20 PhD's a year, about 1-2 a year will do a post doc, the remainder end up splitting between industry-academia about 75%-25% ish, but that's comp sci. The physics programme (program, take your pick), is about 70/30 academia/industry basically all the academia ones have to do post docs.

  89. Piled Higher and Deeper by alanw · · Score: 1
  90. Just now remembered by Okian+Warrior · · Score: 1

    I couldn't remember for the longest time, or I would have put it in the original post. It's just now come to me.

    It was "Disciplined Minds" by Jeff Schmidt. Reading it is 'kinda like slogging through wet cement - get it on audio tape instead.

    Among the interesting bits is the story of Theodore Streleski, a mathematics grad-student who bludgeoned his faculty adviser to death with a hammer.

    From the wikipedia article:

    ...claiming he [Streleski] felt the murder was justifiable homicide because de Leeuw had withheld departmental awards from him, demeaned Streleski in front of his peers, and refused his requests for financial support. Streleski was in his 16th year pursuing his doctorate in the mathematics department, alternating with low-paying jobs to support himself.

    Sixteenth year pursuing a doctorate indeed...

    1. Re:Just now remembered by xav_jones · · Score: 1

      Sixteenth year pursuing a doctorate indeed...

      Sixteenth year! Holy guacamole. I thought my seven full-time was bad ...

  91. you can also do a postdoc by l3v1 · · Score: 2

    Oh, most certainly you can do a postdoc. And you don't even have to be a postdoc for it :D

    Anyway, on the serious side, postdoc jobs mean one thing: working for food. But, there are much worse places to do that than at some university's research lab, so at least you might be at a nice place to be exploited while you figure out a). where to go to actually make some money and then leave, or b). that you can't actually get a job where you could make money so you get stuck. Problem is when one gets to be a postdoc at 27-28 years of age - calculating with 5 years university and 3-5 years until the phd degree, which is pretty normal -, and realizing you're just starting to - eventually - earn some real money, with some friends having got to well-paying positions during those 3-5 years you've spent for that degree.

    Especially since there are now companies who actually don't want to hire phd's based on some weird philosophies. Go figure.

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  92. Short answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nobody wants a postdoc, but we all need one to further our career. You won't get hired without one.

  93. answer by louic · · Score: 1

    The answer is easy

    If you care about money, it is not worth it. But you probably should not have done a PhD either.

    If you care about science, a postdoc is ABSOLUTELY GREAT! You will never in your scientific carreer have the opportunity to do so much work by yourself. As soon as you become a lecturer/professor/whatever equivalent your country has you will have to write grant proposals, go to conferences, teach, etc. all getting in the way of science. Given the choice (read: if I can afford it) I take a postdoc position any day above any other academic place.

  94. Re:Horse already left the barn by Sockatume · · Score: 1

    I thought it was common knowledge! For the entirety of my academic career, industry groups have been saying that there's a shortage of graduates, and of PhDs, and of postdocs; as a result more are created via government and university incentives. That increases the labour pool and - supply and demand - drives down the wages they have to pay. A look at the applicant-to-position ratios would make it abundantly clear that there is no shortage.

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  95. Re:Horse already left the barn by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2
    I came a slightly unusual route, getting my PhD quite quickly and then spending five years freelancing, before being tempted back to academia. Oh, and I'm in the UK - it's a bit different in the USA. The base salary for a postdoc is not too exciting, but there are a few other things that make it attractive.

    The first is that you get a lot more freedom than as a PhD student (or a junior employee in a corporate R&D lab). You start to be able to set your own research agenda. This depends a lot on institutions, but where I work there are a couple of projects with multi million dollar funding that are led by postdocs (a tenured faculty member has to be the name on the grant, but it's purely nominal). You may be able to supervise PhD students.

    The second is the flexible working hours. I have a few hours a week when I actually need to be in the lab. The rest of the time, as long as I'm not blocking anyone else from getting things done, no one cares where I am (or what I'm doing, as long as some papers come out periodically).

    The third is that I get to play with some very shiny toys. I'm typing this from a latest-generation MacBook Pro with all of the upgrades (2.6GHz CPU, 1TB SSD), which the lab bought for me yesterday, but that isn't too unusual for corporate side. Slightly more unusual is that when I started working here the only thing thing on my desk was an $8,000 FPGA board, which is just about to be replaced by a better one, and there's a big box of them if I need more than one (we're starting to play with boxes with 4 of the newer boards). The same thing extends to travel budgets. I've had a few months over the last year where I've claimed more in expenses than salary (which is less impressive when you remember the postdoc salary), and every time I go on a trip it's fairly common to tack some vacation time on. I don't really have to justify travel much beyond saying 'I'd like to visit this conference / university, it's probably sensible,' although part of that is the combination of funding rules that make it difficult to spend grant money on things that are not travel.

    The fourth is that you are not limited to the working for the university. Most companies that want you to work full time expect you to work entirely for them. When I asked about consulting in my interview here, the reply was that of course they expected me to consult, how else would I stay up to date with trends in industry? You can add quite a lot (100% isn't too unusual) to your postdoc salary by consulting, and the flexible working hours make this very easy.

    I interviewed at Google at the same time as I interviewed here. Google offered me quite a bit more money, but I don't regret making the choice I did. If you're thinking of a postdoc as a way of becoming more employable, then you're probably doing it wrong (unless you're aiming for a lectureship or a senior post in industrial R&D), but if you're looking on it as a way of being paid to have fun then it's a good deal. I'm basically doing now the things that I was doing in my spare time before, but now I have a lot more resources and I get paid for it. It sure beats working for a living...

    Oh, and the $50K number you quote is close to the base salary for a postdoc here. It goes up to around $75K. I just checked a salary comparison site and apparently the postdoc salary is about the same as a software engineer would expect to be paid here, and about double the median salary.

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  96. Re:Horse already left the barn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm at a specialized university research centre in Canada, in physics/engineering. $60k is our standard postdoc pay. I've heard though the Canada average is below $35k. Depends on the field, I guess.

  97. Re:Horse already left the barn by semi-extrinsic · · Score: 4, Informative

    To try and put this in perspective: adjusted for cost of living (OECD comparative price levels), the salary for a post doc position in Norway equals $48k a year in the US. For the UK, which also pays well for postdocs, it's $47k. Other European countries have lower postdoc salaries, e.g in Italy a post doc at IIT (which is a well funded national laboratory) pays the equivalent of $37k.

    Ergo, at $50k, US postdocs are on par with the best paying countries in Europe.

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  98. Re: Horse already left the barn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am a postdoctoral research fellow at a naval research lab attached to a university. I make 70k not including retirement marching and health insurance, just FYI. It's not a conventional postdoc for sure. I mean, I'm only expected to work 40 hours ( though I work closer to 50 because I enjoy my work ).

    So, yes. They do exist.

  99. Re:Horse already left the barn by sensei+moreh · · Score: 2

    If it's taken you 12 continuous years, you're either doing something you really love with no strong desire to move on, or you've done something very, very wrong.

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  100. Re:Horse already left the barn by supercrisp · · Score: 1

    I have a doctorate in English from a better state university (University of State_name). I worked with people well-known in my field. I have teaching awards, research awards, and publications. I'm willing to work anywhere in the US except places I can't afford (where I couldn't get hired anyway): San Francisco, NYC, etc. After searching for a job for four years, I ended up at a school in the deep South that's ranked near the bottom. I work with people who have doctorates from Brown, Purdue, Penn State, and the like. We earn, at the start $44-49k/yr. During the job search, I got quite a few interviews and would be enthusiastically supported by a few members of the committee, but would get beat out by someone a little better, or a little younger. I was lucky, though, and have always been a scholarship boy, so I don't have a crushing student loan debt, "only" $50k. But that debt is a significant burden for my family, and, without it, we would have been able to buy a house much earlier. (Also: I left out the part where I taught at a major research school for four years off the tenure track with 100-135 students a semester, half of them composition students, for $32k/yr, with only annual contracts. I worked between 55 and 60 hours a week during the semester. 40 in the summers, trying to get out publications and doing extra teaching so that we could afford to live in a f*cking shack.) So, yes, when anyone tells you "Be careful. Yes, do it for love, but for god's sake, consider the consequences!" You'd be wise to quit being a callow little Holden Snotfield and listen to what we're trying to tell you. Better yet, go look at the job market figures over at the MLA and AAUP websites. Don't be a chump.

  101. Re:Horse already left the barn by fearofcarpet · · Score: 1

    If grad school has at best a questionable return, how could a postdoc - indentured servitude, slavery - be any better an idea?

    In plain English, it's cheap labor. As I understand it, once upon a time in America, somebody reasonably good who got their Ph.D. could move to a faculty position fairly quickly. Not tenured at first of course, but likely tenure track. When we started getting more Ph.D.'s than we needed, they invented the post-doc. String 'em along, get lots of cheap labor, and every once in a while give somebody a faculty position so the rest could dream. But hey, everybody knows we've got a STEM shortage, right?

    Back in the 80's the NSF pushed for a big increase in student visas. They noted that it would probably push down the salaries of Ph.D.'s, though I'm sure that wasn't a motivation.

    Speaking from my experience in the physical sciences:

    Postdocs are not cheap labor, at least by academic standards. Funding schemes vary, but grad students are often free, meaning you only have to dig up money for consumables/materials/etc. Those that aren't free are relatively cheap, again, depending on the system, some can have their salaries (and tuition) paid by being teaching assistants. If you want them to spend more time in the lab, you can pay their (paltry) salaries. They also have scholarships available.

    Hiring a postdoc means hiring a "real" employee on a temporary contract. Most universities have fixed pay scales or guidelines, but that is the gross salary for the postdoc. The overhead for a postdoc is comparatively enormous because you have to pay for insurance, pensions, employer tax contributions, etc. In exchange you get someone with a PhD devoting 100% of their effort to your research. They aren't making six figures because their goal is to publish papers, which is best done in an academic lab. Also, the low pay acts as an incentive for them to move on... at least, in theory. Usually, though, if they stay on long enough they become "senior research assistants" or whatever, and move up the pay scale.

    Also, it's not like academic pay scales are that great for anyone. Assistant professors make considerably less than their industry counterparts and work considerably more. The traditional ways to make money in academia are to be famous enough that other universities want to poach you and companies will pay you for consulting or to found a spinoff. The rest are stuck with standard pay scales. It's the coaches and administrators that pull down the big bucks. If you're curious, the state of California publishes the salaries of all UC professors.

    Keep in mind that most/all of the costs for hiring postdocs are funded from an increasingly small pool of grant money. We're not talking about private companies, we're talking about a professor trying to keep cash flowing into the lab by competing for grants, which means publishing papers, which is best accomplished by postdocs, and so on.

    I think--but I'm not at all sure--that the modern postdoc is closer to what we used to call an assistant professor. In the "old" system (which is still in place in much of Europe) assistant professors were literally assistants to a full professor. They would work in a lab for years until the full professor retired, at which point one would be promoted (via associate professor). An assistant professor in that capacity functions just like a modern postdoc. We now use the term assistant professor to mean "tenure-track professor," which is basically a postdoc that has five years to prove themselves capable or be fired (and of course takes on much more responsibility).

    BTW I think the entire system is broken, but taking a principled stand will destroy your career. A professor who pays their postdocs 100k a year is at a competitive disadvantage and is likely to miss out on funding as a result. A postdoc who holds out for 100k a year will never be hired. What disturbs/saddens me is the seemingly endless supply of postdocs willing to work

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  102. It's not the degree, it's the living expenses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I was in grad school, I had teaching and research assistantships that covered my tuition and gave me a stipend. Unfortunately, it was only possible to pay for (choose one: health insurance (mandatory), textbooks/supplies)). Clearly you need both in order to be a grad student (at least in the early years), so the debt burden increased each year. And that doesn't include computing resources - only one of the three computers I needed as a grad student was covered by university funding, and none of the software was covered. It is entirely possible to have your tuition paid in full and receive a stipend and still leave grad school with significant debt.

  103. I wish I made $23k/year... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My TA paid $440 a month - the union-mandated minimum. My big earning year was when I got a research assistantship and made a whole $16k!

  104. Re:Horse already left the barn by ruir · · Score: 1

    Easy, you need lots of visas to get people working in a position for lower wages than the natives accept.

  105. Re:Horse already left the barn by ruir · · Score: 1

    They cry wolf, not only to drive wages down, but to import even cheaper labour from abroad...

  106. Re:Horse already left the barn by Elminster+Aumar · · Score: 1

    It boils down to specifics in every situation. Everyone's experience is likely different because many factors come into play when it comes to evaluating a postdoc outcome (i.e. - specific discipline / employer / demographic, economies, etc.).

  107. Re:Horse already left the barn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you're either doing something you really love with no strong desire to move on,

    It isn't just about doing something you love, but some sort of attachment or fundamental issue with moving on. In many fields, taking too long for your thesis looks bad, and can make it difficult to impossible to find a job afterwards doing similar research. Even with a really kick-ass thesis, many won't look at the thesis and just see how long you took on the CV, and if it is more than 6 years of graduate school, they will start asking questions. At some point you need to move on, especially if it is something you love, otherwise you are sacrificing the chance at a career with such work to hold on to another year or two of grad school

  108. It's the beginning of a cyberpunk world. by Qbertino · · Score: 1

    I see a lot of comments here pointing out that uncertainty is the most demanding parameter when doing a postdoc. Well, I'm not in a position to comment on that, because despite being a few decades old, I haven't really started my acamedic career yet - allthough I'm inching my way into it, should nothing notably better come up. Mind you, this is Germany, where there's no tuition to pay and they accept you at university if you've got the grades and the track record to prove you really mean it.

    However, there is one thing that I've been noticing ever since the last decade started with the first internet bubble:

    Today uncertainty is everywhere, no matter what you do.

    It's a simple fact, and I'm sure most of you would agree, that we are moving head on into a cyberpunk world the likes described in William Gibson and Neal Stephenson novels. Move to post-scarcity economy, peak capitalism, permantent environmental damage, constant economic and currency votality, work & travel throughout your career, constant precarious personal life, etc. It's happening all around. Regular lives of people falling apart left, right and center and those stuggling to maintain a modestly secure life feeling more and more miserable by the day in doing so, because they have to cut so many throats and compromise in to many places to even be able to. I've had 3 jobs this year, the current one with a web programming hovel with no versioning or deployment, a passive-agressive boss, 5 different main admins in 5 years and a higher turnover rate of programmers than McD's has with burger-flippers, accompanied by the according codebase. The last gig was 60+ hrs of unpaid overtime in 7 weeks, working on a project that consilidates Germanys online travel booking market by orders of magnitude and will put quite a few people out of work when the rush is over.

    I'm certain we're moving into a world where acamedic rank will count less and less and even universities will be consolidated, because their cruel selection mechanisms don't guarantee a solid career anymore. And do we need them? I can get more education off Khan Academy today than I could of half of the universities in Germany 3 decades ago. For free, without moving anywhere. Those are the upsides of a cyberpunk society.

    My 2 cents.

    --
    We suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca
  109. Re:Horse already left the barn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hmmmmm.... Well, I just sent out two post-doc job offers today. We pay ~$85k/yr. On the other hand, we aren't a university.

  110. Enough with the negativity already! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just thought I'd share my post-doc story. Not at all bad.

    Finished PhD in a STEM field. Applied for many jobs, ended up getting a visiting professorship at a military school in the US. Paid pretty decent for the time (early 2000's), probably since it was only open to US citizens. Friends were making in the $40k's, I was paid in the upper the $50k's (though it was year round teaching).

    During that time, my wife and I started our family. I gradually realized during this job that research was not for me (long hours, questionable chances of good results, and...I hate to say, but in some fields it is indeed a bit of a "racket", publish or perish and all that). We wanted more than anything to move back to near our families so our children would grow up knowing their grandparents, which neither my wife nor I really did.

    Maybe I was incredibly lucky, but from day one the people I worked with were very kind. They understood us post-docs were just getting our feet wet, and no one gave us negative pressure to get things done, and no one strung me along about possibilities of permanent jobs. The chair of my department was realistic that we'd be applying for other jobs all the time and (partly acknowleding the uncertainty of things at any federal institution) was amicable to helping in any way he could.

    A few months before my contract was up, I was able to get a community college teaching job near my home town. Just so happens my current boss went to school at the institution I taught at (that couldn't have hurt, right?). Sure, it could pay more, but the wage is decent enough and I have a job that allows me to spend plenty of time with my family, get time off of work exactly when my kids are off school, and keep in good health. We're very happy, no regrets.

  111. Re:Horse already left the barn by danudwary · · Score: 1

    And now, because there are so many aspiring faculty, I suspect more schools are refusing to give tenure to Assistant Professors, predicated on the basis that they aren't bringing in enough grants (in a grant funding climate that's never in living memory been worse). On top of establishing their research program by submitting dozens of grant applications as well as publishing any meager scraps of results they can drum up, they have to teach classes, mentor graduates, undergrads and postdocs, and often do significant "service" to the University (extensive time-sucking nonsense on various committees). When an Assistant Prof can't hack the minimally 80h work week, there are plenty more people ready to come in and try. Source: I recently left my position well before a tenure decision for a well-paying awesome industry job, and don't regret it a bit.

  112. Re:Horse already left the barn by nycsubway · · Score: 1

    That's actually the maximum salary. Salaries paid to postdocs with NIH funds are capped to prevent wealthy labs from poaching the best postdocs. It's supposed to even out the playing field so money doesn't effect where the best talent goes.

  113. Re:Horse already left the barn by paxprobellum · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure where you got your information, but this is NOT the case. Those numbers are basically a recommendation.

  114. Re:Horse already left the barn by paxprobellum · · Score: 1

    5 years is an average PhD in my field. I finished in 4+, so it took me 8+. I think you are off by 50% or so.

  115. Postdoc...then post-postdoc...then by Stubbyfingers · · Score: 1

    Post-post-post...
    And soon we'll all be over educated unemployed idiots in debt up to our eyeballs and fighting cage matches for McJobs to buy white bread and cans of Chef-boy-ar-dee.

  116. Re:Horse already left the barn by slew · · Score: 1

    There never has, nor will be, a shortage of mathematically and scientifically minded individuals. They drive the economy, and can do it mostly single-handedly.

    Hardly. Capital drives the economy. Capital sometimes attracts matematically minded individuals (e.g., hedge funds, analytics), and other times mathematical or scientific minds attract capital investment (e.g, pharma, agri, semiconductors, internet).

    Historically, capital came from old-money. More recently, capital came from serial entrepreneurs (who got their initial capital from old money). Now you can get some capital direct from the market (e.g., stuff like kickstarter). In any case, that's not mostly single-handedly.

  117. Re:Horse already left the barn by aestrivex · · Score: 1

    Getting a PsyD is more like paying for getting an accreditation to work clinically than getting a masters, and both are extremely different from getting a doctorate. I won't be surprised if there are some scholarships to get PsyD, but the cost and commitment is not like getting a masters let alone PhD. Most of the discussion of "grad school" education that exists in this thread is referring to PhDs, and the use of the term grad school is a misnomer. There are places that will take money to accredit a masters degree, and this isn't even always a poor investment.

  118. Re:Horse already left the barn by aestrivex · · Score: 1

    PhD and masters students, in STEM fields or otherwise, should not be grouped together as you have done here repeatedly.

  119. Re:Horse already left the barn by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 1

    PhD and masters students, in STEM fields or otherwise, should not be grouped together as you have done here repeatedly.

    Huh? Please re-read this thread. It originally started about arguments concerning "graduate students." I'm reasonably certain that everyone in the U.S. higher-ed "biz" understands the word "graduate student" to mean: someone in the process of getting a degree past a bachelor's degree. That includes master's, Ph.D., various professional degrees, etc.

    From my very first post in this thread I have made clear that place where it is most common for graduate students to pay for degrees is in master's programs, instead of a Ph.D. The very post you were replying to said EXACTLY the same thing.

    If the various people in this thread want to talk exclusively about doctoral students, by all means, let them. But I was responding to claims made about "graduate" students and "graduate" school, which, by definition, happens to "group together" the very students you describe into a single category (for better or for worse).

  120. Re:Horse already left the barn by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 1

    Interesting; I wonder if that includes Psy.D. and Ed.D. students of whom there are a large number and who frequently pay their own way I believe.

    As the post you replied to said:

    If we restrict this to Ph.D. students only (and exclude the field of education), that number rises to 91%.

    Yes, Ed.D. students, Ph.D. students in education, and a few other fields tend to have lower rates of funding. For the rest of Ph.D. degree programs, it is rather rare (9%) to have to pay the full rate.

  121. Re:Horse already left the barn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In some science fields at least, there are almost no people who start graduate school with the intention of getting a master's. You only get a master's degree when you bail and stop before getting your doctorate. So assuming everyone in such graduate school programs is a doctoral program will be more than 95% right (my department had ~200 graduate students and less then 10 leaving with a masters a year, all of which were doctoral students at the start of the year).

  122. Re:Horse already left the barn by LurkerXXX · · Score: 1

    You are just wrong. NIH sets a minimum, and I've gotten more than that. So have a lot of other folks I know. You just don't know what you are talking about, as should be expected from a coward.

  123. Re:Horse already left the barn by LurkerXXX · · Score: 1

    No, it's not. It's the maximum the NIH will directly pay the PI for the postdoc position. PIs discretionary funds, departmental, or institutional funds are often added to boost the salary of folks in competitive areas. I know many folks paying their post docs well above that. Just because you don't know any, doesn't mean it doesn't happen, or isn't common.

  124. Re:Horse already left the barn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you aren't a university then they aren't postdocs. You can call them that, I guess, but you're really giving out a fixed term position at a company.

  125. Re:Horse already left the barn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yep, I paid for my masters, and it got me into a well-funded PhD program, so that was definitely worth the $20k or so it took.