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Wikipedia's Lamest Edit Wars

Hugh Pickens DOT Com writes "Who says Wikipedians don't have a sense of humor? While perusing Wikipedia I recently came across an article documenting the lamest examples of wikipedia edit wars over the most trivial things. As one wikipedian says: 'Some discussions are born lame; some achieve lameness; some have lameness thrust upon them.' A few of the most amusing examples include: Was Chopin Polish, French, Polish–French, or French–Polish? Can you emigrate from a country of which you are not a citizen? Can you receive citizenship if you already have it? The possibilities for intensive study are endless. Next up, Are U2 an 'Irish band' or simply a band that happen to be from Ireland, since two of their members were born in the UK? A heated discussion took place for over two-and-a-half weeks that resulted in at least one editor getting blocked and many more getting warnings. Next, should members of the Beatles be listed in the 'traditional' order or in alphabetical order? Another edit war which flares up continuously in The Beatles involves whether to identify the band as 'The Beatles' with a capital T or 'the Beatles' with a lower case t. The issue became so contentious it merited an article in the Wall Street Journal. One such installment of this saga was brought before the arbitration committee (by an administrator, no less) where it was quickly declared 'silly.' Next, Is J. K. Rowling's name pronounced like 'rolling' or to rhyme with 'howling'? Rowling is on record claiming she pronounces her name like 'rolling'. An irate editor argues that this is a 'British' pronunciation and the 'American" pronunciation of her name should also be noted. 'This is slightly ridiculous as she is English, and therefore of course will pronounce it in an English manner. Perhaps it rhymes with "Trolling"?' Finally did Jimmy Wales found Wikipedia or co-found it? 'Not surprisingly, those who actually were around at the time and know the answer stayed far away from this one. The casualty list has yet to be compiled, but no doubt editor egos will be among the worst hit.'"

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  1. Next up: Slashdot's lamest submissions by Huntr · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Or do we really not have that kind of time?

    1. Re:Next up: Slashdot's lamest submissions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Of course Slashdot has the time. Just look at Timmy playing with his new video camera or Samzenpus staring out the window. Loads of time.

      Do the reader's have the time? After that summary, I'd say "No".

      Hopefully, someone will now come along to yell at me for placing the final period in the above sentence outside the closing quote. Only way to save this thread I'm afraid.

    2. Re:Next up: Slashdot's lamest submissions by TWX · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Hopefully, someone will now come along to yell at me for placing the final period in the above sentence outside the closing quote. Only way to save this thread I'm afraid.

      My guess is that many Slashdotters, myself included, feel that the current convention for the use of punctuation vis-à-vis quotation isn't technically accurate enough anyway.

      So, sorry that I couldn't save the thread.

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    3. Re:Next up: Slashdot's lamest submissions by hcs_$reboot · · Score: 2, Informative

      You can also vote for your favorite submissions instead of complaining ;-)

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    4. Re:Next up: Slashdot's lamest submissions by foobar+bazbot · · Score: 4, Insightful

      My guess is that many Slashdotters, myself included, feel that the current U.S. convention for the use of punctuation vis-Ã-vis quotation isn't technically accurate enough anyway.

      FTFY. It's my understanding that the Brits currently use logical punctuation placement.

      (The thread's still doomed.)

    5. Re:Next up: Slashdot's lamest submissions by datavirtue · · Score: 2

      Now I know where all the old slashdot users went.

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  2. I have to laugh over the rolling vs howling... by DigitalReverend · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Sometimes people don't think too far past the end of their noses. I mean they don't pronounce bowling like howling in the U.S. so it shouldn't be much of a stretch to pronounce Rowling like bowling instead of howling. sheesh.

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    1. Re:I have to laugh over the rolling vs howling... by UnknowingFool · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's pronounced like howling because Chuck Norris pronounces it that way. Check-mate. :P

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    2. Re:I have to laugh over the rolling vs howling... by jones_supa · · Score: 4, Funny

      Check-mate.

      I will edit that to be "Touché." instead!

    3. Re:I have to laugh over the rolling vs howling... by OzPeter · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sometimes people don't think too far past the end of their noses. I mean they don't pronounce bowling like howling in the U.S. so it shouldn't be much of a stretch to pronounce Rowling like bowling instead of howling. sheesh.

      Actually this one interests me a bit. Not that I care about JK's name (and BTW the end of the last HP novel sucked big time), but the way that the pronunciation/spelling of words are changed by "the media" to suit their audience.

      One of the biggest examples of this is the terrorist group formally known as Al Qa'ida. If you listen to news reports from 10 years ago the name was given as Qa'ida and pronounced with 3 syllables, but over time it slowly morphed into Qaeda*, with only 2 syllables. I don't know if this is because the news media thinks their audience can't handle funny sounding words, or if there is some conspiracy to subtly change the name as a way of giving the middle finger to the members of the group.

      * I'm going to go out on a limb and say that I think that the pronunciation change is more noticeable in US media.

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    4. Re:I have to laugh over the rolling vs howling... by Longjmp · · Score: 4, Funny

      * I'm going to go out on a limb and say that I think that the pronunciation change is more noticeable in US media.

      Well, the British are famous for some pronunciations too, especially when it comes to town names.
      Just look at the nice little town of Littlelancfordupstratdoushire, pronounced "oi".

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    5. Re:I have to laugh over the rolling vs howling... by zAPPzAPP · · Score: 2

      Oh yeah?
      I pronounce howling and rolling the same!
      Your move.

    6. Re:I have to laugh over the rolling vs howling... by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 2

      Sometimes people don't think too far past the end of their noses. I mean they don't pronounce bowling like howling in the U.S. so it shouldn't be much of a stretch to pronounce Rowling like bowling instead of howling. sheesh.

      I pronounce it the way that annoys Harry Potter fans more.

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    7. Re:I have to laugh over the rolling vs howling... by daremonai · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well, if she can't be bothered to pronounce her name correctly, why should anyone else care?

    8. Re:I have to laugh over the rolling vs howling... by HornWumpus · · Score: 2

      WTF Your thinking of VanDamn. Ballet dancer, no black belt.

      Chuck Norris was a full contact Karate champion before he was a movie star.

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    9. Re:I have to laugh over the rolling vs howling... by HornWumpus · · Score: 3, Funny

      No no no, it's spelled, "Raymond Luxury Yacht," but it's pronounced, "Throat Warbler Mangrove".

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  3. Aluminium by Reliable+Windmill · · Score: 5, Funny

    I regularly replace misspelled "aluminum" with the correct "aluminium" whenever I see it in an article, but backwards people just revert my changes.

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    1. Re:Aluminium by Mr+Z · · Score: 5, Informative

      I know your trolling, but here's the actual history behind the name.

    2. Re:Aluminium by jdavidb · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I will never forget the edit war over "yogurt"/"yoghurt." The ridiculousness was only eclipsed by the fact that the "yoghurt" guy won for years because everybody else realized it was ridiculous and didn't have the persistence to stay with it. IMO the system is broken when that kind of issue is settled by someone's personal passion and obsession.

    3. Re:Aluminium by Ichijo · · Score: 2

      The only reason an edit war between aluminum versus aluminium can exist is because there's no template to accommodate both spellings and show the appropriate spelling based on the reader's locale similar to the template to convert between units.

      It would be better if there were a way to satisfy both sides of the equation...it may be possible to create localised spellings using templates, but my understanding is that may also be undesirable because of the extra overhead on what is already a heavily loaded system.

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  4. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    No no no, it's spelled, "JK Rowling", but it's pronounced "Throat Warbler Mangrove"

  5. Repost (sorta): we had this sort of article before by Mr+Foobar · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I gave up on being a Wikipedia editor a long time ago, what a waste of time trying to be helpful and make the articles better. Even doing a simple edit like "its" for an incorrect "it's" got nasty emails sent to be almost immediately about it, and the edits reverted in no time. All I ever wanted to do was correct minor grammatical and typographical errors, which never would have gotten past an editor in a "real" encyclopedia, and make for better looking articles. The grief I got for it..., well, it wasn't much fun. They want editors, they get them, the editors give up in disgust. It's also why I haven't given them a dime.

    Everything2 was what Wikipedia should have been. Much better class of people there.

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  6. Years ago, I was involved in an edit war. by Lord+Kano · · Score: 3, Informative

    Namely, this was in the page for Desiree Washington, the woman that Mike Tyson was convicted of raping.

    In the section about the rape accusation, trial and conviction of Mike Tyson, I added information about a previous false allegation made by Ms. Washington against a high school friend.

    Someone reverted my change with a cryptic comment about "BLP". I saw it a few days later and re-created my change. Again, my change was reverted with more comments about "BLP".

    This was several years ago so I don't remember exactly what was said back and forth but the gist of it is that the other party thought that there was something in the wikipedia rules about the "Biographies of Living Persons" that prevented me from including the information about the false rape allegations Desiree Washington made in the past. I challenged the person to show specifically where BLP precluded me from including this information, they could not so I restored my change.

    Apparently this other editor had wikipedia political connections because I received a "Warning" for making my edits. I was willing to be banned over this because for me it's about the principle of the thing. If wikipedia is a free encyclopedia that anyone can edit, I was going to make sure that this factual information was included. Hell, I can generate throw-away email addresses and wikipedia accounts. I'm not sure who resolved this but what happened in the end was that Desiree Washington's page went away and the information about the false rape allegations in her past were included on Mike Tyson's page.

    After this, I stopped editing articles. I realized that situations like this are precisely why wikipedia isn't considered an authoritative source in the academic sense. People with more knowledge about a subject and with the supporting documentation can lose edit wars if the ignoramus on the other side has the political clout to have them blocked.

    LK

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    1. Re:Years ago, I was involved in an edit war. by Miamicanes · · Score: 2

      If you want to see some real fun, find a way to post a sequence of example pics that supposedly show how people with anomalous trichromatic color vision see the world, then pull out the bowl of popcorn when actual deuteranomalous and protanomalous individuals scream, "WTF, these examples are just WRONG... but THIS is an example that works and is, to me, indistinguishable from the control picture" and the editors defend keeping the wrong pics as examples because the edits and new example pics made by actual individuals with anomalous color vision don't represent a "Neutral Point of View" (as if there can possibly BE a neutral point of view over something that is by definition about subjective sensory perception).

    2. Re:Years ago, I was involved in an edit war. by TigerNut · · Score: 2

      Having recently been involved in somewhat of an edit war (well, more of a "spirited discussion"... I'm in it for the long haul on behalf of my fellow Sunbeam Tiger owners), the "reliable citation" requirement is pretty much a nuclear handgrenade. Information is considered "reliable" if it's in a printed and published book by a "reliable source" which can be taken to mean "someone that writes a lot" - regardless of whether or not their writings are well researched in general or in particular. In our particular case, even appeals to demonstrable fact were treated with disdain because it was "original research" which is not permitted.

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  7. Wikipedia's real nature by Akratist · · Score: 3, Informative

    Wikipedia has become staffed with a sizeable number of edit trolls, who know a lot about a tiny slice of something, and think that gives them great and wise moral authority over the entire domain...somewhat like real academia. I found this out the hard way when I made an edit to an article, which was modest, relevant, and neutral in tone. Immediately, it got removed by someone who left a mini-screed about it. I checked the person's history and found that they had numerous arguments with other users, but apparently still retained their account because they managed to effectively play rules lawyer with Wikipedia's policies. Again, like real academia. That said, articles like this make me cringe, because it a) turns people off of what is really an excellent resource, and b) makes Wikipedia sound like it is somehow less worthy than traditional reference sources (where no one sees the bile and acrimony that goes into the production of some of those works). It's like anything, some people are bound and determined to play the chemically imbalanced turd in the punchbowl.

  8. Owning articles by jones_supa · · Score: 3, Insightful

    One of the big underlying problems seems to be that when someone is a big contributor of some article, he ends up guarding it and the article just "feels wrong" to him when someone else modifies it, even if the contributions would objectively make sense. Let the information evolve and the words be shuffled around, it's not your precious snowflake thesis...

  9. I remember giving up on Wiki by sandbagger · · Score: 5, Informative

    I'd been contributing to an article on a film. We'd sourced plenty of material and it was a really in-depth affair.

    Then some ding-dong undergraduate deleted it and substituted his own 35,000 word essay. This boring shot-by-shot description written in stiff prose and sprinkled with gems from the thesaurus undid a year of work and good luck trying to get it repealed because his school buddies have plenty of time to wage an edit war when the rest of us are at work.

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    1. Re:I remember giving up on Wiki by ProzacPatient · · Score: 2

      I had a similar experience with theological articles I kept attempting to keep NPOV (Neutral Point-of-View) in regard to the way some denominations interpret certain scripture in their doctrine but my edits kept getting reverted and modified by some Southern Baptist and Quaker church members (Their usernames clearly identified them as such) who insisted their point of view was the end-all and be-all and that other major points of views didn't deserve to be even mentioned in an encyclopedia.

      I remember informing Wikipedia's administrative staff of the problem but I don't think anything ever came of it.

      Long story short I've tried to contribute to Wikipedia on a number of occasions but self-proclaimed editors and people insistent on pressing their philosophy and ideas on others make it very difficult to be a contributor.

  10. Remember UseNet? by minstrelmike · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's got nothing to do with Wikipedia and everything to do with
    1. How people how argue and more specifically
    2. What pedants argue about.
    You want to argue about who's going to win the Super Bowl or be purged next in North Korea? Lots of good arguments and at the end, there is an actual measurable outcome.
    Want to argue about which is the best operating system? Lots of arguing there but no measurable outcome. You can measure which is the most popular but that's like saying the most popular music is the best music. We argue about music and art.

    But the arguments over word use and definitions of fact are the most vociferous because they are the most picky. And only picky, anal retentive types will argue so the arguments get more and more precise each time. When done well, we call it science.
    But it's hard to use words and syntax well when arguing about word definitions and syntax. If you see no difference between French-Polish and Polish-French, well then there's no difference between African-American and American-African. It actually is debatable. Uninteresting to most but debatable to many.

  11. Re:WTF? by serviscope_minor · · Score: 2

    You pronounce someone's name how they want it pronounced

    It's actually pronounced "Throatwobbler Mangrove".

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  12. Re:Repost (sorta): we had this sort of article bef by serviscope_minor · · Score: 5, Funny

    Your right about that. I always corrected minor errors and its really annoying when people keep on changing them back irregardless of weather their correct or knot.

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  13. State of the Modern Society by lazarus · · Score: 3, Funny

    I can't decide if I should be thrilled that we have achieved some kind of intellectual enlightened society evidenced by our capacity to be pedantic in a globally connected ecosystem of information, or appalled that people don't have better things to do with their time.

    Perhaps we should have a discussion about this. On-line.

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  14. Final answers to stop all discussion by mwvdlee · · Score: 5, Funny

    1. Chopin was Prussian.
    2. You can only emigrate from a countrybefore receiving citizenship while already being a citizen.
    3. U2 are a UK band with Irish members.
    4. It should be capitalized with a capital T as such: "the BeaTles".
    5. J.K. Rowling's last name is pronounced "roo-ling".
    6. Jimmy Wales co-opted Wikipedia.

    Now can we finally stop the edit-wars?

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    1. Re:Final answers to stop all discussion by serviscope_minor · · Score: 3, Funny

      1. Chopin was Prussian.

      No. It's a little known fact, but he was actually Spanish[citation needed].

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    2. Re:Final answers to stop all discussion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
    3. Re:Final answers to stop all discussion by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 2

      4. It should be capitalized with a capital T as such: "the BeaTles".

      All kidding aside, if "the" is actually part of the band name, then grammatically/syntactically , one should refer to them as the "The Beatles" - as Stephen Colbert often does with the "The New York Times".

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  15. U2 is... by Fuzzums · · Score: 5, Insightful

    They evade their taxes in the Netherlands, so it's a Dutch band.

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  16. Re:Repost (sorta): we had this sort of article bef by u38cg · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I lost it after an article I'd written, putting a fair bit of work into, was stolen and placed on another website. An editor found this site and accused me of copyvio and then refused to simply compare timestamps. No-one has ever apologised, despite ample opportunity, and until they do, I refuse to waste my time on it.

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  17. Re:Repost (sorta): we had this sort of article bef by Xest · · Score: 2

    Yes, many Wikipedia editors seem more obsessed with destruction of content rather than creation. I added something once that I didn't realise someone would be so absurdly anal as to suggest requiring a citation and they just removed the whole block of information, rather than spend literally 10 seconds searching Google to merely add the citation they so desperately wanted. I did one of those dispute deletion things and the tit who deleted it was overturned but it still put me off ever wasting my time there again.

    Wikipedia is going to reach a fundamental limit of knowledge if these people equal or outweigh the helpful editors because their whole existence will be spent removing as much content as positive contributors add and worse, it's far easier to remove content than spend time researching, citing, and correctly formatting it so destroyers of content will always have the upper hand.

  18. Re:The problem is by Wootery · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Just try editing a Wikipedia article introduce a deliberate mistake and see what happens :)

    Worth mentioning that, in seriousness, you should never do this. It's Wikipedia vandalism, and waste's everyone's time.

    Instead you could just find a Wikipedia edit which corrected an error, and backtrack to see for how long that error was present on Wikipedia. No vandalism necessary.

  19. Re:Slow news day? by TWX · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's definitely news for nerds though. Only someone truly nerdy enough would actually give a damn.

    I stopped giving a damn and I stopped contributing to Wikipedia. The few times I tried to add information, sources and all, my changes got reverted by some wikidiot that didn't like how I changed things.

    They're complaining about not having money and begging for it with their own banner ads at the top; stop running the site like an unmoderated debating web forum and perhaps people will be more inclined to participate and to give money. That may mean having *gasp* an actual editorial staff, and cutting the wikidiots from edit privileges when they nitpick things that don't mean anything.

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  20. Re:The problem is by Wootery · · Score: 3, Informative

    Further, here is some discussion on just this topic.

    (I could've sworn there was an official mention of this on Wikipedia itself, but I can't find one.)

  21. In Psoviet Prussia by tepples · · Score: 2

    Chopin was Prussian.

    Does that mean in Psoviet Prussia, the Chopin article edits YOU?

  22. Re:Weather or knot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Ask not for whom the wind whooshes, it whooshes for thee.

  23. Let's argue about fictional ducks by TetsuoShima · · Score: 2

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:List_of_fictional_ducks

    May not be as protracted and vitriolic as some of the others but the disagreement over the notoriety of Jemima Puddleduck was hauntingly stupid.

    1. Re:Let's argue about fictional ducks by PPH · · Score: 2

      And how can a list of fictional ducks be complete without Dirty Duck?

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  24. Re:Slow news day? by i+kan+reed · · Score: 2

    I'm sorry that someone deleted the article consisting of "Reapy is awesome, dudes".

  25. Re:Britishisms by mythosaz · · Score: 2

    As much as it pains me, the number of google hits is pretty much how spelling is decided.

    Language is dynamic, and it's the very reason that formerly alternate spellings for words are now the "right" spellings for words.

  26. Re:Repost (sorta): we had this sort of article bef by tlhIngan · · Score: 2

    Yes, many Wikipedia editors seem more obsessed with destruction of content rather than creation. I added something once that I didn't realise someone would be so absurdly anal as to suggest requiring a citation and they just removed the whole block of information, rather than spend literally 10 seconds searching Google to merely add the citation they so desperately wanted. I did one of those dispute deletion things and the tit who deleted it was overturned but it still put me off ever wasting my time there again.

    Wikipedia is going to reach a fundamental limit of knowledge if these people equal or outweigh the helpful editors because their whole existence will be spent removing as much content as positive contributors add and worse, it's far easier to remove content than spend time researching, citing, and correctly formatting it so destroyers of content will always have the upper hand.

    Wikipedia reminds me of the book Animal Farm, which was originally written as a critique on Communism. Yet it appears we reached the exact same conclusions that we got nearly 70 years ago - everyone who edits is equal, but some are more equal than others.

    to be honest, it's really a wonderful experiment to see how even though we're all supposedly well educated in the matter, humans STILL end up repeating the same mistakes over and over again.