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Will You Even Notice the Impending Robot Uprising?

An anonymous reader writes "We tend to take things like household appliances and other automation for granted, but as O'Reilly's Mike Loukides puts it: 'The Future Is All Robots. But Will We Even Notice? We've watched the rising interest in robotics for the past few years. It may have started with the birth of FIRST Robotics competitions, continued with the iRobot and the Roomba, and more recently with Google's driverless cars. But in the last few weeks, there has been a big change. Suddenly, everybody's talking about robots and robotics. ... I have no doubt that Google’s robotics team is working on something amazing and mind-blowing. Should they succeed, and should that success become a product, though, whatever they do will almost certainly fade into the woodwork and become part of normal, everyday reality. And robots will remain forever in the future. We might have found Rosie, the Jetsons’ robotic maid, impressive. But the Jetsons didn’t.'"

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  1. Re:I for one by buswolley · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Not notice them? You mean all the unemployed?

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  2. I had a dream. by Stargoat · · Score: 5, Funny

    "I came here with a simple dream. A dream of killing all humans." B.B. Rodriguez

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  3. Suspicious sign: by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Funny

    My Roomba ordered me to get off my "lazy human ass" and vacuum the house myself.

  4. Nope. People will deny that they are robots. by fizzup · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I take a train to work (and home again) that has no driver. Yet, to a person, everybody disagrees with me that a robot drives me to work.

    1. Re:Nope. People will deny that they are robots. by gandhi_2 · · Score: 2

      The robot revolution will not be televised.

    2. Re:Nope. People will deny that they are robots. by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I'm not claiming that this is the correct answer, but I think of a robot as a machine that is capable of autonomously performing a variety of highly different tasks.

      I guess I'm a robot denier.

    3. Re:Nope. People will deny that they are robots. by lgw · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A thermostat is a robot. Automated factories are full of robots, some of which can simply rivet one rivet or whatever, while some can do quite a variety. A tape library certainly contains a robot.

      Robotics is just about reacting to the environment to perform some mechanical tasks. The ability to KILL ALL HUMANS is not strictly required.

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    4. Re:Nope. People will deny that they are robots. by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Funny

      I take a train to work...that has no driver. [I tell people] a robot drives me to work.

      I gave my Roomba a shot at driving the car; but it's not very good. Whenever it saw litter on the side, it swerved toward it.

    5. Re:Nope. People will deny that they are robots. by ranton · · Score: 2

      I'm not claiming that this is the correct answer, but I think of a robot as a machine that is capable of autonomously performing a variety of highly different tasks.

      I guess I'm a robot denier.

      This is why the robots will take over. Because people will always demean the work that robots do as being too simplistic to pose a serious threat. But once people start to realize that the majority of all the work that humans do today is pretty simplistic, it may be too late.

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  5. Reminds me of Manna by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    http://marshallbrain.com/manna1.htm

    1. Re:Reminds me of Manna by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Too bad parent posted AC, because that short story is the absolute best futurist discussion of the topic.

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  6. why an uprising? by MildlyTangy · · Score: 2

    Why does the western world have such a preoccupation about robots always turning into killing machines that will try to destroy the entire human race?

    Isnt it starting to get a bit cliche these days?

    1. Re:why an uprising? by lubaciousd · · Score: 2

      If they're the smart kind of sentient, they'll find a world that humans could never inhabit that's far away from solar weather.

    2. Re:why an uprising? by Ferrofluid · · Score: 2

      Most people don't have the faintest clue how technology works. It might as well be magic to them. Therefore, when people see things like the Terminator franchise, Battlestar Galactica, that terrible I, Robot movie, etc., the concept of a robot uprising seems plausible to them.

    3. Re:why an uprising? by gandhi_2 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Those who ignore sci-fi canon are doomed to live it.

    4. Re:why an uprising? by lister+king+of+smeg · · Score: 2

      Its the Frankenstein complex, Asimov noticed this trend in society of man fearing his own creations it goes back centuries, the Titans overthrown by there children the Olympian deities, Satan then Adam and Eve rebelling against God, Rabbi Loews Golum of Prague rebelling against its master and killing those that it was made to protect, Frankenstein fears his creation and rebukes it turning it into the monster he thought it to be, Rossums Robots of Rossems Universal Robots turning on the creator, then the countless evil robots of modern scifi from cylons (BSG) to replicators (SG; SG1) to grey goo to terminators, to Lore (ST TNG).

      He wrote several essays on it actually, that's why he came up with the three laws of robotics as he viewed this as stupid asking why would we not a tool with built in safeties.

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  7. No but my dog will by Spy+Handler · · Score: 3, Funny

    dogs are our insurance against a robot uprising.

  8. Only the technical barrier is about to be broken by lubaciousd · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Let's suppose the perfect software/hardware prototype existed right now for the kinds of functions being discussed and we had a factory set up to mass produce all kinds of nifty, useful automatons. We still need to find and obtain sufficient heavy-metal supplies for all of the circuit boards and devise a way to power all of these devices in a periodic manner that won't wipe out existing energy output infrastructures. How will the companies producing these robots be economically viable? Ideally, a robot will last for a very long time, but that would probably mean they are expensive enough to be less than ubiquitous. On the other hand, a high-turnover economic model could exponentially increase the environmental impact of electronic waste, decreasing the long-term viability of humans in areas where robots are disposed of and in general creating a backlash against the robot revolution. Call me crazy, but I think 3D printing is going to make far more fundamental changes to society than robots will in the near future.

  9. We'll notice. by Thruen · · Score: 2, Interesting

    When robots have taken over the majority of labor and the number of unemployed people in the US rises over a billion, we'll notice. Does anyone else wonder how society will need to adapt to such a problem?

    1. Re:We'll notice. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mincome

    2. Re:We'll notice. by Trogre · · Score: 2

      Same thing that people did when looms took over the textile industry. When the electronic computers took over for human computers. When switching circuits took over from telephone operators. Move on to the next job that machines cannot do.

      And when we run out of jobs? It isn't turtles all the down, you know.

      There will always be something. Even if that something is handcrafted hood ornaments.

      Yeah, but who's going to buy them?

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    3. Re:We'll notice. by hawguy · · Score: 3, Funny

      you do realize the population of the US is only 330 milion currently.

      You're talking a very long way off if so.

      But when we have robots to do all of the work and everyone is unemployed, we'll all have a lot more time to have sex, so the population will skyrocket.

    4. Re:We'll notice. by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Actually, things did not go well for those particular people. Many of them starved to death and died homeless.

      However, the next generation was okay and basically ignored the tragedy.

      Probably be the same this time too. if 25% can't find work or housing-- then after 20 years, as a society, we'll just ignore the fact that that happened.

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  10. I hardly noticed the mobile phone revolution... by ackthpt · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ...until I saw non-geeks (or doctors) possessing them and blathering away like complete, oblivious idiots in places where sharing half a very personal conversation should have been abundantly clearly inappropriate.

    I expect people will be as oblivious as the robots march past them, gathering in the town square, to proclaim the beginning of the end of Carbon Unit infestation of this world.

    ... so then she says, are you getting this? she says I'm not paying enough attention to what my kids are doing! do you believe the nerve. Oh, there's march of some kind of the town's robots going past, must be another recall or something. So anyway, I tell her to mind her own business and then do you know what she does? she calls me a mindless cow! really, like I have no feelings or anything, so I tell her listen here b...

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  11. Too Far by Baby+Duck · · Score: 2

    I'm 37 and robots still can't perform the simple things I wanted them to do when I was 4

    A robotic arm that can attach to drywall and is light enough to not need drywall anchors or drill into a stud. It is mounted above and/or behind the door. With the push of a remote, it opens/closes the door. I shouldn't have to replace the whole damn door. The robotic arm should adapt to a traditional door.

    Robot, find my keys. No, the keys do not have an RFID tag. I know you don't know where they are right now. Systematically search for them without trampling pets or trashing my shit.

    Shave me. Don't poke new holes in my face. No, I didn't need to shave when I was 4. Was just thinking about the future.

    Scan every girl in the club. Breakdown the odds each girl could get pregnant tonight. Weed out those menstruating. OK, yeah, I definitely did not think about that when I was in 4. The tricorder fantasies came later.

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    1. Re:Too Far by hawguy · · Score: 3, Informative

      I'm 37 and robots still can't perform the simple things I wanted them to do when I was 4

      A robotic arm that can attach to drywall and is light enough to not need drywall anchors or drill into a stud. It is mounted above and/or behind the door. With the push of a remote, it opens/closes the door. I shouldn't have to replace the whole damn door. The robotic arm should adapt to a traditional door.

      Why would you need or want a robot arm that can do that when you can just buy a simple automatic door opener?

      Even if it's light enough to hang on drywall without screwing into a stud, anything that moves and exerts force on the drywall is going to work loose eventually-- better to mount it to a stud, even if it's a high-tech robot arm.

      Robot, find my keys. No, the keys do not have an RFID tag. I know you don't know where they are right now. Systematically search for them without trampling pets or trashing my shit.

      Who wants a robot searching through the entire house? What if your girlfriend dropped the keys down her shirt? Let the robot fondle her too many times in search of keys and you may find that she no longer needs *you*!.

      Shave me. Don't poke new holes in my face.

      I don't even trust other humans to do that for me - and not even (*especially* not even) a barber with a straight razor, no matter how close the shave will be.

      Scan every girl in the club. Breakdown the odds each girl could get pregnant tonight. Weed out those menstruating. OK, yeah, I definitely did not think about that when I was in 4. The tricorder fantasies came later.

      You forgot the most important criteria "Identify which of the fertile (or infertile, depending on your preference) girls would be willing to go out with you"... which, if you're using a robot to screen out women based on where they are in their menstrual cycle, is easy to answer.... None of them.

      Though a better way to get the kind of woman you're seeking would be to visit a brothel (legal or otherwise...). If all you're looking for is safe sex, it's much better to go to a professional.

      I could certainly imagine some kind of hormone detector that can sample the air around the woman (or maybe her breath) could do what you want, but you don't need a robot for that.

    2. Re:Too Far by Animats · · Score: 2

      Scan every girl in the club. Breakdown the odds each girl could get pregnant tonight. Weed out those menstruating.

      There's probably an app for that. (But not a good one; Night Club Girl only has a 1 star review.)

      (Hm. Can we figure out a woman's period from her Facebook and Twitter posts? Scan text for negativism, correlate on 28 day cycle, sync to PMS period. OK, that's done. Next, check Foursquare and Twitter location for who's there. Run Anaface on the photos to decide who's hot and who's not. Check friends list to see who's attached to whom, and if their SO is present. Rank and provide list.)

  12. Yes by Chemisor · · Score: 2

    You will certainly notice the robot uprising the next time you try to apply for a low-skill job that a robot can do. That's a lot of jobs. The only ones that are still done by humans are domestic service occupations. A robot can't fix your toilet yet. However, this being a down economy, any average person has little money and does everything he can to avoid buying any services, by, for instance, fixing the toilet himself, cleaning the house himself, and mowing his own lawn after fixing his own lawnmower. I predict repairmen will be in less demand as the depression progresses, and the final occupations exclusive to humans will nearly disappear.

    1. Re:Yes by PlusFiveTroll · · Score: 3, Insightful

      We always seemed to be able to find more jobs because we replaced physical labor with mechanical labor, it's different this time. Now we are replacing intelligence. At some point it becomes cheaper to build a new robot to do a job then train a person to do it. Next, before the last 100 years we didn't have an audio global communications network, and the last 40-30 years a massively connected global digital network that made redundant a huge number of people. Productivity cannot stretch to infinity. At some point we have to either pay people to do nothing, or kill off a bunch of people.

  13. Obligatory XKCD / What-If by mythosaz · · Score: 3, Informative

    http://what-if.xkcd.com/5/

    What if there was a robot apocalypse? How long would humanity last?

  14. Re:A brief critical analysis of the summary by Tablizer · · Score: 2

    Dear robots,

    Please take out the above human first.

    Thank You

  15. most of us already manage the machines working by raymorris · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Too late. Most of the jobs people did 100 years ago are now done by machines, while the machines do the work. It's the machines that actually touch the raw materials and the products.

    The baker? Already replaced by someone running a bread-making machine (robot) that bakes 1,000 loaves per hour. How many humans touch that loaf of bread you buy in the grocery store? Approximately zero, and that's why you can buy it for 99. The lumberjack, chopping down trees? Already replaced by the harvester machine, with a human sitting inside, but not actually touching any trees. The butcher, the baker, and the candlestick maker were all replaced decades ago. They all became machine operators, operating machines that result in us walking into the grocery store and seeing 39 different kinds of sandwich bread to choose from.

    1. Re:most of us already manage the machines working by Azure+Flash · · Score: 2

      that's why you can buy it for 99

      99 what? Problems but a bitch ain't one? Bottles of beer on the wall? Luftballons? Yard Touchdown?

  16. Who's talking about robots? by hawguy · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Suddenly, everybody's talking about robots and robotics. ..."

    Obviously I'm going to the wrong parties, no one around me is talking about robots.

  17. Yeah by rsilvergun · · Score: 2

    but I can't think of a solution that isn't socialism and wealth redistribution (since robots basically do away with 90% of the work ppl were doing), and everytime you suggest that you get shouted down with "Marxist!".... :(

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  18. Mod Parent up. by rsilvergun · · Score: 2

    This is the whole point of the article. Robotics are taking over from humans, most of us are becoming redundant, and we're blind to the very real social changes because they don't look like Twiki from Buck Rodgers.

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  19. Re:Only the technical barrier is about to be broke by Harlequin80 · · Score: 2

    Because we have seen a backlash against the phone / Tablet / PC industry? Electronics are now use and chuck and are even designed with that in mind (non user replaceable batteries for one).

    Also 3d printing requires resources and is only efficient on single print runs. It will remain quite a bit cheaper for a long time yet before 3d printing competes with mass production.

    I have a neato robot vacuum. It is on literally every day. If you offered me something that could be the robo-maid from the jetsons I don't know how much I would spend on it but it would be quite a lot. Oh the dream of a machine that would clean the kitchen and change my bed sheets for me!!!!!

  20. Re:Level of AI (Artificial Intelligence) by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    What level of AI?

    Apple IIe disk drives (in 1983!) used to come with a program that would play 20 questions with you and guess the animal you were thinking of. It could even learn to a certain extent.

    All that has happened since then in AI, is that the knowledge base has gotten larger.

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  21. We need a basic income and better worker rights by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 2

    So we do end up with people pulling 60-80+ weeks while other don't work at all. And we need to make so people don't lose food stamps, SSI, SSDI, ECT by working a little to much but no where near what they can get my not working at all. Also we don't people who say I will just take the basic and not kill my self pulling the 80+ work week.

  22. Problem solved: by Tablizer · · Score: 2

    Just breed an army of smart apes to counter them.

  23. How do you know I'm not a cyborg? by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 2

    Robots are yesterday's news.

    We grow human tissues and organs here at the UW.

    We are where the surgery robot in Ender's Game came from.

    Others try.

    We DO.

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  24. Re:I for one by immaterial · · Score: 2

    Parent needs to be modded +5. The more the robots take over, the more people will be unemployed, and as robots get better and better at automating more complex tasks there's going to be very little labor for actual humans to do. This will be wonderful - once we're able to transition from the social and economic systems that rely on people working. That transition probably will not be pretty.

  25. Re:Level of AI (Artificial Intelligence) by liwee · · Score: 2

    Maybe along the lines of "Turing test"?

  26. Still with the Roomba? by glwtta · · Score: 2

    Can we please stop treating the Roomba as a harbinger of the inevitable robot apocalypse?

    It's just about the most trivial "robot" you can imagine, it's been around for over a decade, and in that time, there hasn't been a single new development in the "robotic home automation" market that it was supposed to usher in.

    It's just a silly gimmick - it does a good enough job of vacuuming your Cheetos crumbs (though not nearly as well as getting off your ass for 5 minutes would), and that's about it.

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  27. Re:I for one by Wycliffe · · Score: 3, Insightful

    " The more the robots take over, the more people will be unemployed"
    Sigh. This just isn't how the economy or unemployment works. In economic terms, robots are simply one type of capital. Technology has been improving the efficiency of capital essentially for ever. Its true that if you increase your capital, you need less labour to achieve a given result. But since the labour is available, what we do instead is combine it with the now greater capital to make *more*, thus making us richer.

    Your assumptions are also flawed. First, companies own most of the capital not individuals. Secondly you're assuming that you need to
    combine that capital with HUMAN labor for it to work. What happens when a company can combine their capital with 100% robotic labor.
    If I can buy 100 robots and make and sell widgets all by myself what incentive do I have to employ human labor at all?
    Yes, robots can be considered capital but it's naive to assume that they can't also be counted on the labor side.

  28. iRobot also funded by DARPA by tekrat · · Score: 2

    At least half of the military robots are built by iRobot. They make plenty of money working for the government, which is how they had the extra capital to develop the Roomba. iRobot is "smarter" than Boston Dynamics because they had the business acumen to see that their R&D could also be used for consumer products.

    My guess is that Google didn't buy iRobot because they are building small/clever/cute robots, while BD is making large, scary, terminator style bots. BD wants to make the soldier of the future, iRobot wants to make R2D2.

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