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Putting a Panic Button In Smartphone Users' Hands

theodp writes "If you own an Android phone, you may have inadvertently butt-dialed 911 from time-to-time. So, wonders Kix Panganiban, why don't our phones come with a universal 'Panic Button', that would make it just as easy to intentionally dial the police when it's truly needed? Panganiban envisions "a smartphone app that when triggered, would discreetly send out a distress message to contacts of your choice, and perhaps do some other functions that can get you out of bad (and maybe even life-threatening) situations." While a quick search reveals that some have taken a crack at apps that put a Panic Button in smartphone users' hands, are there good reasons why such a feature isn't just standard on mobile devices? And, with GPS and always-watching and always-listening tech only becoming cheaper and more ubiquitous, how far out in the future is it before your person can be continuously remotely monitored like your residence, even while mobile, and what might that look like?"

175 comments

  1. Yes, here's why... by QuietLagoon · · Score: 5, Funny

    are there good reasons why such a feature isn't just standard on mobile devices?

    Florida Woman Calls 911 After McDonald's Runs Out of McNuggets

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    There are too many stupid people on this planet, and our emergency response people are already overworked without having to respond to McNugget shortages.

    1. Re:Yes, here's why... by gweihir · · Score: 1

      Indeed. That is why they ask you "what is your emergency" and then decide what, if any, people to send.

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    2. Re:Yes, here's why... by girlintraining · · Score: 1

      There are too many stupid people on this planet, and our emergency response people are already overworked without having to respond to McNugget shortages.

      You'd be surprised to learn that there's even dumber reasons people call -- the most common call a 911 dispatcher gets is not shots fired, debris in road, or any of that... it's what the current score is for whatever game is currently on in town. I shit you not, people call by the thousands.

      People are dumb, stupid animals... but they occasionally get hurt, and need help. Even if 99% of the time, when they yell help it's over something utterly retarded, sooner or later, everyone is the 1% that really does need it. And that's why we have 911.

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    3. Re:Yes, here's why... by pauljlucas · · Score: 1

      You'd be surprised to learn that there's even dumber reasons people call ...

      Why don't they tack on a $100 "911 call charge" to the caller's phone bill for every call? That ought to make the idiots learn pretty quickly.

      The charge would be waived if any emergency personnel are actually dispatched.

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    4. Re:Yes, here's why... by Sique · · Score: 1

      Because that would make the prank of calling 911 from your acquaintance's phone just more fun. And maybe call it several times. And then don't tell anyone who did the actual call.

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    5. Re:Yes, here's why... by pauljlucas · · Score: 1

      And then maybe get a better circle of friends.

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    6. Re:Yes, here's why... by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      All calls are recorded, right? Get them to play it back to you.

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    7. Re:Yes, here's why... by gnasher719 · · Score: 1

      The article is really about a "Panic" button, not a 911 call. A "Panic" button that would automatically start sending live sound and continuous high res photos to a safe server, for example one owned by Apple / Google. Using both cameras if you have one on each side. So if you or someone else gets into trouble, with criminals or otherwise, there is undestructible evidence of it, and the criminals know it. Or if you think the police is doing something wrong, taking away your phone won't help them.

    8. Re:Yes, here's why... by Sique · · Score: 1

      You didn't get it, right? Someone is using your phone for a 911-call. And you are left with a $100 bill for each call. And none of your acquaintances will tell you who placed the call. Who do you sue?

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    9. Re:Yes, here's why... by pauljlucas · · Score: 1

      The article is really about a "Panic" button, not a 911 call.

      I'm aware of that. I was simply responding to the parent poster who did post about 911.

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    10. Re:Yes, here's why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Florida Woman Calls 911 After McDonald's Runs Out of McNuggets [google.com]

      Is this the same lunatic that threatened to "take on her ultimate form" and "kill all the employees" by "eating their faces"?

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7x1iRyDumiE

    11. Re:Yes, here's why... by ImaLamer · · Score: 1

      But the phone doesn't have to call 911. My locked phone gives me super fast access to emergency calls already.

      But I used this app for quite some time because I would find myself in dodgy situations weekly. I knew there was a potential for harm, but I knew 911 wasn't going to be my best bet. Instead I already had my "team" know where I was heading and what time - and dialed them if needed so they could relay to 911 what the situation was. Thankfully I only needed it once and showed that I had and it was a deterrent to save my face, teeth and probably my life. In my case the thug I was dealing with was smarter than the woman who called 911 over nuggets of flesh.

      Basically - not every situation is 911-worthy, but in some cases you may need help from a friend quickly and there are current solutions.

    12. Re:Yes, here's why... by JonBoy47 · · Score: 1

      In many jurisdictions, emergency response is required to dispatch responders for all 911 calls, regardless of the reported incident. The possibility exists that the party calling is under duress, and even failing that, there is just too much potential liability to not send a couple of uniforms in squad cars.

      Source: My then two-year-old son snuck into the office at my mom's house on Christmas Day, and used the emergency speed dial button on the phone to call 911. After babbling a bit to the dispatcher, he said "Bye bye!" and hung up. We got a call a couple minutes later from the dispatcher confirming the address, and a couple of squad cars with uniform officers showed up a few minutes after that, rang the doorbell and poked their heads around to see we were just eating dessert, and to be introduced to the offending little rug-rat.

    13. Re:Yes, here's why... by gnasher719 · · Score: 1

      Because that would make the prank of calling 911 from your acquaintance's phone just more fun. And maybe call it several times. And then don't tell anyone who did the actual call.

      It would make it more fun for a short time, and a serious crime. You'd also run out of acquaintances rather quickly. Some of them would meet you again in a dark corner and give you some life lessons.

    14. Re:Yes, here's why... by gnasher719 · · Score: 1

      You didn't get it, right? Someone is using your phone for a 911-call. And you are left with a $100 bill for each call. And none of your acquaintances will tell you who placed the call. Who do you sue?

      The calls are recorded. Surely you will be able to get a recording of the call. Also, there's not a $100 fine for owning a phone from which a call is made, but for making a call. The call coming from your phone is a strong indication that you made the call, but not conclusive proof.

      So they will have a recording of the call, a witness who will testify that it is your voice and you had access to the phone, so you are getting the fine, plus there will be criminal charges now because you intentionally did this to run up a bill for your acquaintance. There might be more consequences. You might work for a company that needs reliable employees, and that kind of stunt clearly demonstrates that you cannot be trusted.

      I think it is a well-known indicator for criminality that a person cannot consider future consequences of their actions. You seem to be an excellent example of that.

  2. Samsung had this on their candy bar phones by Skinkie · · Score: 2

    Pressing 4 times volume down, it would allow you to trigger an emergency sms. Such combination could work for a typical smartphone as well, including position information.

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    1. Re:Samsung had this on their candy bar phones by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      When I push X times volume down, I usually want the volume go down x steps, or want it on zero.

      Also, Siri: how can I help you?
      Me: emergency call.

      Also my locked I phone has an emergency call button at the keyboard.

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    2. Re:Samsung had this on their candy bar phones by thegarbz · · Score: 2

      That's missing the point of this which is discrete and customisable. When someone is pointing a gun at you shouting "emergency call" at Siri probably isn't the best course of action.

    3. Re:Samsung had this on their candy bar phones by dwater · · Score: 1

      >When someone is pointing a gun at you shouting "emergency call"

      That's quite unlikely. "Give me all your money!" is much more likely, I think...

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    4. Re:Samsung had this on their candy bar phones by gnasher719 · · Score: 1

      That's missing the point of this which is discrete and customisable. When someone is pointing a gun at you shouting "emergency call" at Siri probably isn't the best course of action.

      "A photo of you has just been sent to a place where the police will be able to get it if anything happens to me". Sure the guy is annoyed, but annoyed enough to go to jail for murder when he _knows_ he is going to be caught?

    5. Re:Samsung had this on their candy bar phones by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Wait what? How is that discrete? What next we do a selfie with the gunman? Maybe politely ask him to stand still for his mugshot.

  3. The problem by kruach+aum · · Score: 2

    To be useful, any panic button should be so easily accessible that it is open to the same accidental triggering as butt-dials. I can't think of a good way to resolve this issue, but it is something any proper app maker will have to deal with.

    1. Re:The problem by erikkemperman · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The company I work at wanted to do something like this for, eg epilepsy patients. Triggered by accelerometers, would automagically try to contact from a preselected list of friends/relatives, using location tracking to find the nearest ones first. Would start to make loud noises and flash instructions on screen for passers by on how they might help. Escalate to real emergency services if need be. Pretty good idea, but we somehow never hot around to building it.

      Of course there was potential for false alarms by dropping the device, but in that case it would be no problem for the patient to deactivate it.

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    2. Re:The problem by Entropius · · Score: 1

      That's actually a very good idea. And the false alarms could be dealt with by further readings from the accelerometer -- "in guy's pocket while he's seizing" and "dropped on ground" don't look the same.

    3. Re:The problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      After looking for over 40 solutions worldwide - with different facts such as practicality, costs, robustness, worldwide applicability our research showed the safetylink.org solution scored the most.

    4. Re:The problem by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      A blue tooth ring either on your finger or a key chain or something- perhaps even in the pocket your money or wallet is in. Place an activator in a pocket and a button on the ring. When they are within a certain range, pressing the button in a certain sequence could activate the call or panic program discretely.

      Perhaps it could be even less complicated and you press the button only without an activation device but in a sequence not easily replicated by normal situations. Maybe by tapping out S.O.S in Morse Code or something.

      It could even be off when it is not being used as long as the phone can automatically detect it when turned on and use it as intended. This way, a battery can last 5 years or so while not being used before needing replaced or charged. Just turn it on every once in a while to ensure it still connects properly- perhaps using a separate sequence to keep it to a simulation instead of a real panic.

  4. Liability by BenJeremy · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Who wants to be the first developer to get sued when your program doesn't dial 911 (perhaps because there is no signal)? Who wants to be the first developer sued because it got the location wrong?

    Way too much liability potential. IT is too important a thing to mess up, and you can bet that something will mess up eventually, and the developer will be blamed, regardless of whether or not they are actually responsible.

  5. Excuse me, Mr Thug, while I press my panic button. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    Is the answer not obvious? IT'S JUST PLAIN A BAD IDEA THAT DOES NOT WORK IN THE REAL WORLD! That's why it's not common.

    So let's say that you're about to get thieved by a bunch of ghetto youth. They're talking in ebonics, and by the time you decipher what they're trying to say, they've shoved a gun in your back and have relieved you of your wallet, your keys, and the phone with the panic button. Oh fuck, it's useless now.

    In other situations, you're either dead or so badly injured that you can't manage to activate the button. In other cases, if you're well enough to use the panic button, you're well enough to make an emergency phone call.

    Why is this story even on Slashdot? It's asininely stupid, with an answer that is blatantly obvious.

  6. Sigh. by girlintraining · · Score: 5, Informative

    Apparently people have already forgotten this has been done before. Before there were smart phones, there were just plain cell phones... tiny little indestructible bricks with flip-open LCDs. And it was thought that having a fast way to call 911, a panic button if you will, would be a useful feature. So pressing and holding '9' on these phones would connect you to emergency services.

    This feature was redacted from all phones, everywhere, within a couple years, because it innundated emergency services with so-called "butt dials" and wrong numbers. You do not want '911' to be a one-button push on a mobile device. It ends badly.

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    1. Re:Sigh. by anss123 · · Score: 1

      My grandma has a phone with a single button for making an alarm call. It's straight forwards, easy to use, and promptly forgotten in any emergency situation. Features like these are fine on paper, but unless you call 911/the police often you will forget them in a panic.

      If movies and TVs always showed people pressing "the emergency button" instead of "911", then people might use it.

    2. Re:Sigh. by s.petry · · Score: 1

      This! It is not a difficult process to dial 911 today. Finding a panic button, or using a panic button, is not going to save anyone time or effort. If the panic button is unprotected, we will have a rash of false 911 calls from these phones and of course who pays the bill? The user who had their phone locked and went to the rest room? If the panic button is protected, the user still has to unlock their screen to get to said panic button.

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    3. Re:Sigh. by mark-t · · Score: 1

      So how to you reconcile not having a single button push on a mobile device with a phone that has a lock screen. The point being that it should not require you a password on the lock screen to be entered in order to call emergency, but you do not want anyone who is not calling emergency to otherwise use the phone.

    4. Re:Sigh. by Runaway1956 · · Score: 0

      I can remember when there was no 911. I guess I was still in high school, when Los Angeles first started working on the system. No one around home could figure out what was so difficult about calling the sheriff's office, or the state police. We managed somehow, before the advent of a special telephone code for emergencies. In fact, you almost invariably had to go into someone's home, or a place of business to place the call - and the local emergency numbers were usually posted close to the phone. We managed.

      I'm of the opinion that we should STOP putting warning labels on everything in the world. "Please do not place face in front of lawn mower discharge chute" is so stupid. Go on, PUT YOUR FACE HERE!! Doing so has a high probability of removing some crud from the gene pool - as well as decreasing the likelihood of an accidental emergency call.

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    5. Re:Sigh. by antdude · · Score: 1

      Or I/my dial-up modem accidently dials 911 instead of a local 91x-xxx number. That happened a few times. Ugh.

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    6. Re:Sigh. by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      I can remember that too. I also remember driving 20 minutes to a pay phone at a closed gas station in the middle of nowhere and not knowing the number for the local cops to report an accident. Nothing was listed on the phone and the phone book had already been pilfered before I got there. Of course at this time in life, all one would have to do is call the operator and ask them to connect you to the police. They might ask what city you were in and if you didn't know, you could get the police at the billing address for the payphone owner instead of the location of the phone (yes, people can own payphone) but it was generally effective.

      in my area, the idea behind 911 was pushed as an easy way to remember one number for every emergency. Once you describe the situation to them, they would connect to the proper agency and dispatch services whether it be police, fire, ambulance or any combination of them with one call. That is the only difficult thing in an emergency, the police showing up to realize you need fire and EMS also- taking the extra time to dispatch them after the fact. It could mean the difference between life and death. Of course cell phones made as much difference where you didn't have to drive another 20 minutes to find a phone.

      Now that I think about it, I do remember calling in an accident last summer and in all the rush and excitement, I forgot where I specifically was at. It was in North Carolina on US74/US23 at the 105 exit where someone failed to stop for the stopped traffic in the one lane construction. I was in between exit signs and wasn't really paying attention until I saw a puff of smoke in front of me (the smoke was antifreeze spraying on a hot engine in the vehicle who rear ended the other). Luckily, others were there and calling in too- I'm not from the area and asking the 911 operator to just us my GPS on the phone just seemed to piss her off.

    7. Re:Sigh. by s.petry · · Score: 1

      Back then, we learned to dial 0 when all else failed.

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  7. it's easy on a Moto X by AxemRed · · Score: 1

    "Ok Google Now. Call 911."

  8. *sigh* by Runaway1956 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    In today's world, few people seem to recognize an emergency situation. When I was growing up, the word "emergency" meant that someone's life was in jeopardy. One or more lives were in danger from an avalanche, a runaway train, a mad dog, a bank robber - something serious. And, people understood that they should avoid such emergency situations, or deal with the situation themselves.

    Today? As you point out, very stupid people think that it's an emergency when they can't get their Chicken McNuggets.

    Preposterous.

    I say we go back to dealing with our own little emergencies, and just call the cops to come clean up after the fact. After all, when seconds count, the cops are only minutes away! Let's just grow up, learn to avoid and/or deal with emergencies, and stop fretting over phone apps.

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    1. Re:*sigh* by AK+Marc · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The police have worked their hardest to break that idea. I had a bike stolen. I called the non-emergency number to report it. I was told that to report a crime, I'd have to come to the station or dial 911. I've been to a station before, where the "guests" are treated like criminals, so I'd not do that. So the only practical way to report a non-emergency crime is to dial 911. The "stupid people" referred to wanted a police response because of a property disagreement. That they were black and inarticulate make news because we get to make fun of people for being stupid for doing what the police have explicitly told me was the "right" thing to do.

      The system is designed to make people make stupid choices, so we can bash the user, rather than fix the problem. One guy in the search suggested was criminally deprived of his property. That's worthy of a 911 call, as the police have personally told me. But no, lets make fun of him because it was "just a McDonald's hamburger."

    2. Re:*sigh* by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

      Uh, dude, she's not stupid, she's mentally ill. See, in America we do all we can to ignore mental illness and blame it on a. upbringing or b. ignorance. The best part about real mental illness is it's often acute. e.g. sudden shifts in brain chemistry can turn a regular person into on of you're 'stupid people' overnight. Plus it's chemical, and the imbalances are often hereditary. Where did you think the phrase "runs in the family" comes from?

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    3. Re:*sigh* by mark-t · · Score: 0

      How are you treated like a criminal when reporting a non-emergency crime at the station?

    4. Re:*sigh* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Finland you can file a police report online. Seems like a good idea to me.

    5. Re:*sigh* by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 3, Funny

      Where did you think the phrase "runs in the family" comes from?

      Diarrhea . . . ?

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    6. Re:*sigh* by ColdWetDog · · Score: 0

      The furry suit probably didn't help much.

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    7. Re:*sigh* by QuietLagoon · · Score: 1

      But no, lets make fun of him because it was "just a McDonald's hamburger."

      I'm sorry, but to call 911 because you didn't get what you wanted at McDonalds is just plain stupid (and in some jurisdictions reason for a citation or arrest), no matter how to try to spin things based upon your weird personal experiences.

    8. Re:*sigh* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We used to keep them in institutions where they wouldn't be a danger to themselves or others, but the Liberals thought that was too mean to lock people up for "being different" and the Republicans thought it was too expensive, so we stopped.

    9. Re:*sigh* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sorry, but this is just plain bullshit. Mental illnesses often times run in families because of genetics and the tendency to not receive adequate treatment to reduce the non-hereditary component.

      As far as chemical imbalances go, that's never been supported by research to cause mental illness, prescriptions are prescribed to help with the imbalance, but the imbalance is not what causes the mental illness. The cause of mental illness is neurological as in the structures of the brain and the connections within the brain have issues. Which is why nobody is ever cured by pills, but people who learn how to influence their mood based upon correcting their thoughts do often times see years and even decades of remission.

      What's more, with modern SPECT scans and fMRIs it's possible to literally see the abnormalities that result in mental illness. The chemical imbalance theory is mostly just a short term fix while the actual treatments are handed out.

    10. Re:*sigh* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      because cops treat everyone like a criminal. especially if you're in a place where everyone is usually a criminal or a cop.

    11. Re:*sigh* by Luckyo · · Score: 1

      He has to wait in line?

    12. Re:*sigh* by mark-t · · Score: 2

      Although I realize this is anecdotal, neither I, nor anyone else that I personally know has ever been treated like a criminal for going into a police station to report an incident. Nonetheless, it does mean that your generalization is not universal. If this is happening to you, it means you live in a city with a crappy police force.

    13. Re:*sigh* by mark-t · · Score: 1

      One has to also generally wait in line to do things like buy groceries.

    14. Re:*sigh* by cjjjer · · Score: 1

      Here in Winnipeg Canada they have the Citizen Online Reporting System http://winnipeg.ca/police/coplogic/default_cats.stm. Not all crimes can be reported but probably most of the common ones...

    15. Re:*sigh* by mlts · · Score: 2

      Sadly, we have plenty of institutions for the mentally ill... they are called private jails or private prisons.

    16. Re:*sigh* by davester666 · · Score: 1

      Sorry, Republican's prefer that they be incarcerated. That way, they can learn to be able to depend on themselves for help.

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    17. Re:*sigh* by Luckyo · · Score: 1

      That's what maids are for!

    18. Re:*sigh* by AK+Marc · · Score: 2

      Put in a "holding cell" to fill out paperwork, and made to wait for an arraignment for someone to accept my papers. I can't just make a statement and walk out, or download forms and fill them out to drop off. Because it generates work for them, they try to make it as unpleasant as possible.

    19. Re:*sigh* by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Three separate incidents I found (the top 3 in the suggested search) were of the same thing, McDonald's orders not filled properly. How about this. You got to a car dealer. You sign to buy a Ford Mustang. They give you a test drive with it (pictures on the menu). When you take delivery, there is no engine in it. You question them about it, and they say "all sales are final." You request a refund (which you are entiteld to by law). They refuse. So, do you take them to court, waiting years to get a refund, if at all, or call the police on them for fraud/theft? They took your money and didn't give you what was agreed. Oh yeah, calling 911 because you didn't get what you wanted is stupid.

      Or it's the "normal" and "expected" response, but for arbitrary value numbers different than you think they should be.

    20. Re:*sigh* by icebike · · Score: 1

      Or it's the "normal" and "expected" response, but for arbitrary value numbers different than you think they should be.

      Certainly in the eyes of the less fortunate, petty theft may not seem so petty.
      And grand theft might be something they never have to worry about, having nothing that counts as "grand".

      Still, the law sets the value of various levels of theft. In Alaska, a stolen burger is Theft in the Fourth Degree and unlikely to receive any official police action, even if they did show up to keep the situation from getting out of hand. Your missing car engine case (contrived as it might be) is Theft in the Second Degree and most certainly would get attention.

      Point is, the law makes distinctions, and so should adults.

      Having a 911 button on a cell phone (bringing it back on topic) servers only to make people into children again, tattling to mom over trifles, instead of dealing with it as adults.

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    21. Re:*sigh* by icebike · · Score: 1

      chemical imbalances go, that's never been supported by research to cause mental illness,

      But the dread hormonal imbalance apparently can cause liver failure.

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    22. Re:*sigh* by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Actually it looks like she called 911 because McDonalds actually robbed her of her money and offered her a burger which she didn't want in return.

      But when does it become acceptable? If you go into a car dealership and spend $100000 on a Porche but then after you hand over the money you're told they don't have Porches but you can have the 10 Ladas out the back instead and no you I won't give you your $100000 back, is that worthy of a 911 call?

    23. Re:*sigh* by quenda · · Score: 1

      I won't give you your $100000 back, is that worthy of a 911 call?

      No, its not an emergency. Call the regular police number. 911 is for heart attacks, buildings on fire, and co-works going postal.
      You are just a richer version of the McNugget woman.

    24. Re:*sigh* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I won't give you your $100000 back, is that worthy of a 911 call?

      No, its not an emergency. Call the regular police number. 911 is for heart attacks, buildings on fire, and co-works going postal. You are just a richer version of the McNugget woman.

      Try calling the non-emergency line for a crime. They'll direct you to call 911 in order to get a case number.

    25. Re:*sigh* by sumdumass · · Score: 2

      I will bet it is a crappy police force or the guy dresses and talks like something they don't like.

      In my home town, the cops are corrupt. Not all of them, but most of the ones you will ever meet. I specifically remember the cops pulling a friend over for speeding and then ripping his dash apart claiming he had to check the serial numbers on the radio to see if it was stolen- it was a crappy stock radio. The problem that started this was when the cop went back to his car to write the citation and call the information in, my friend turned on the radio to break the silence and that seemed to piss the cop off when he came back and heard Van Halen playing. So the serial numbers supposedly was correct or not in their stolen database and we were left on the side of the road with the dash torn apart, the radio in the passenger seat, and a speeding ticket. Complaints to the chief were met with he was just doing his job.

      Another time, I saw a guy get pulled over in front of my house. The cops asked if they could search the car and he said as soon as you get a warrant. Then one of the officers yelled, what is that, is there someone in your trunk, hand cuffed the guy and sat him on the curb while they proceeded to go through the entire car. I remember busting up laughing when the guy yelled something about how in the hell is anyone going to fit under the spare tire. I got the evil eye from the cop and went inside. Evidently they didn't find anything because after hearing some cussing, I saw him drive off while watching through the window.

      On the other hand, I have had to deal with the state police in many different states. They always seem to be professional, as kind as you can be without ignoring the reason you are interacting with them, and direct to the point. So I know there are good cops out there, I also know there are some ass hats with John Wayne syndrome or something too. I imagine the John Wayne wannabes eventually get in trouble for something and go to desk duty which might be the guys problem with going to his local police station.

    26. Re:*sigh* by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Having a 911 button on a cell phone (bringing it back on topic) servers only to make people into children again, tattling to mom over trifles, instead of dealing with it as adults.

      At one time, all you had to do was press the 9 for several seconds and it would automatically dial 911 for you. It didn't even matter if you had service, as long as the frequency of the phone matched a tower in range, it would connect you.

      I used to get trac phones back in the late 90's and give them to people I knew without phone service just so they would have an emergency life line if ever needed. I remember some charities were asking for your old phones in order to do the same- give them to the poor without phones so they could use 911 if they ever needed to.

      This panic button may already exist if the phones still do this. It might also explain how an ass can hit numbers so far apart then press send all in the correct sequence (by pressing the 9 for several seconds and the phone automatically doing the rest).

    27. Re:*sigh* by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Really? So that's why the ACLU sued and we know have rules stating we cannot institutionalize someone unless they are a danger to themselves or others?

      What exactly is the alternative to not being able to institutionalize someone and they commit a crime- do we say oh well, they are crazy and let them go? Do we just ignore them? Or do we treat them as we do any other person and send them to jail after committing a crime? And if anything other then treating them the same is true, how do you distinguish between criminals pretending to be mentally ill in order to escape punishment verses the truly mentally ill people? Ever heard of Vincent Louis Gigante?

    28. Re:*sigh* by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Someone who makes a small amount of money would take a $10 "error" to be a larger problem than many other people would take a $100 error to be. The attitude on here is "I don't care if that missing food item is the same as saying "you don't eat tomorrow", the poor shouldn't have access to the emergency system for emergencies that I don't approve of." Apparently, I'm a flaming liberal only when surrounded by the Slashdot libertarians who insist on personal responsibility without personal empowerment.

    29. Re:*sigh* by quenda · · Score: 1

      Try calling the non-emergency line for a crime. They'll direct you to call 911 in order to get a case number.

      Not where I live. Your local police seem to be abusing the system. Thats not how it was intended.

    30. Re:*sigh* by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2

      I have, multiple times. The police really don't like people reporting crimes, especially the kind that are really hard to solve like random thefts or property damage. Makes them look bad, higher crime rates and more unsolved cases.

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    31. Re:*sigh* by Kalium70 · · Score: 1

      After a series of burglaries in my apartment complex, a meeting was held with a local police officer. The officer specifically directed us to call 911 if we saw anyone suspicious walking around the apartment complex. I always thought that 911 was reserved for medical emergencies, serious crimes in progress, and so forth, but that is definitely not the message our local police are giving.

    32. Re:*sigh* by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      A crime in progress is an emergency especially when there's scope for escalation.

      Calling the regular police number is a great thing to do later in the afternoon while when you realise something is wrong and there's nothing that can be immediately done about it. When the person robbing you is still standing right in front of you 911 is definitely the right course of action.

      Yes it's a crappy thing to do but what do you honestly think would have happened if she reported it a few hours later? Yeah absolutely nothing, and then the other party happily gets away with it because it's a small crime not worth investigating. Sometimes the only way justice is achievable is through a big public tantrum.

    33. Re:*sigh* by mark-t · · Score: 1

      You suggest that they somehow try to make it as unpleasant as possible, but really, the things you offer for it is stuff that you have to do that basically amounts to "red tape", and isn't about deliberately trying to make things difficult for anyone. Yeah, it's a bit of a hassle, but then what you've described can happen just as much when you go and renew your driver's license, or get a new passport photo, adjust your automobile insurance, open a new bank account, apply for unemployment insurance benefits, and many, many more. If you don't have the patience to deal with such minor inconveniences in our civilization, that's your own problem... not any kind of inherent problem with the system, except perhaps in your own mind.

    34. Re:*sigh* by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Your bank must suck. I get to call ahead. I make an appointment. I show up on time, and I get to see the right person, first time, work through some paperwork, and be done. Sure, when you go in unnanounced and wait for whomever is available next, it can be pretty bad. But for the DMV, they have webcams to see the wait, and such. Go when the lines are short, and you have lower wait times. And you don't have to guess. Passport photo? I've never had to wait more than 30 seconds to talk to the person that would take my photo. Sometimes, I wandered around the shop waiting for development, but never had to wait in a designated location so they could see me at their convenience. And I've never been on unemployment, but I've heard from people that it's also a process designed to be as unplesant as possible because if it were easy, people would use it more.

      Really, nothing you mentioned have I ever seen anywhere near the same as the police. Maybe it was just Dallas. But "adjust auto insurance"? I call and make the change. less than 10% of the time (adding a new car to a policy), I was required to drop past my agent's office and wait 10-15 seconds for someone to walk around my car and thank me for my time. Never anything longer than that. If your experiences are that bad with all those organizations, you need to switch.

    35. Re:*sigh* by SonicSpike · · Score: 1

      This is what happens when the government is in charge of protection.

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    36. Re:*sigh* by mark-t · · Score: 1

      I was referring to walk-in's, not prescheduled appointments.

    37. Re:*sigh* by mark-t · · Score: 1
      As for unemployment benefits, If a person qualifies for them, do you seriously think that many people find it so inconvenient to apply for the benefits that they would risk having *NO* income at all until they find another job? Point being that people sit down after taking a number and wait for their name to be called.

      It's a lot like a doctor's office in my experience, actually... even with an appointment, you can end up waiting 15 or 20 minutes past your scheduled appointment time if it's late in the day because the doctor has gotten behind because some appointments went over their expected times.

    38. Re:*sigh* by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Where do you live? I called the non-emergency number to report the theft of a $50 bike the previous day (wasn't noticed until long after the thief was gone). I was told by the police to hang up and dial 911. This was Dallas, TX in the 1980s.

    39. Re:*sigh* by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      You *can't* pre-schedule an appointment with the police to file a report. You can with the bank. Now do you see the difference?

      My bank gives free coffee and cookies to people waiting. A bathroom that isn't covered in vomit with people loitering inside.

    40. Re:*sigh* by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      I don't agree that many places have waits and such. It wasn't the wait, but the facilities offered while waiting. Most police stations are set up like jails, with the waiting room designed to have prison-like amenities. Doctors offices, and yes, even the DMV, are comfortable to wait in.

      I not you have still not indicated the location where these plush police facilities exist. I'd love to visit a station that didn't look like a prison (for the non-criminals forced to interact with the police).

    41. Re:*sigh* by mark-t · · Score: 1

      It's not exactly plush in a police station, but the waiting time is nothing more than red tape. It's got no more to do with treating you like a criminal than waiting in line at a grocery store.

    42. Re:*sigh* by mark-t · · Score: 1

      Of course there's a difference, but most waiting times are just part of the fact that other people are busy doing their jobs and won't drop everything to attend to you the instant that you walk in the door. It's true that reporting a crime takes a fair amount of time, and can arguably even be moderately inconvenient, but I have absolutely no idea what kind of lifestyle you are accustomed to if you think having to sit and wait in one place for that long just to get something done at that location is being treated like a criminal.

    43. Re:*sigh* by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      I note you still don't indicate where you are discussing about. Have you ever sat in the back of a police car? DPD has the formed plastic seats, hard plastic, with a spot behind for your hands to be locked behind you. Horribly unconfortable, but why worry about comfort when you only put criminals in them? The seats in the police station are similar. The floor is more comfortable, but who knows what has been on the floors, and though cleaned, they certainly don't have the feel of sterile.

    44. Re:*sigh* by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Of course there's a difference, but most waiting times are just part of the fact that other people are busy doing their jobs and won't drop everything to attend to you the instant that you walk in the door.

      That, and the "recomended" method of reporting a crime is to call 911 to have an officer dispatched, then give a statement when the officer comes. 911 is the non-emergency number everywhere I've lived in the US. 3 states (CA, TX, and AK). Where are you that 911 isn't the non-emergency number?

      That your area, which you refuse to identify, treats visitors to the police station with dignity and politeness doesn't mean it happens everywhere. It doesn't happen in Dallas. Your arguing about what happens where you are (and refuse to identify) can't change reality.

    45. Re:*sigh* by mark-t · · Score: 1

      I wasn't aware that I was somehow obligated to tell you my area.... you had not previously asked where I was from.

      I live in the greater Vancouver metropolitan area, in BC Canada.

    46. Re:*sigh* by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      The location has a bearing on local conditions. Since I moved out of the US, I've found the police much more accommodating. Also, the laws in the US on requiring calling 911 to report a non-emergency would obviously not apply. We can leave it as you've never been to a police station in Dallas, and I've never been to one in BC, though I've driven through (driving to Alaska, I've stayed near Liard). So you could be right about where you are, but wrong in correcting me.

      Context matters, that's why I asked.

    47. Re:*sigh* by mark-t · · Score: 1
      I've never been to Texas so I can't speak personally for how the police there treat people who are just trying to do their civic duty by reporting crimes, but how you described "being treated like a criminal" genuinely did not sound like anything more suspicious than bureaucratic red tape

      Your exact words were:

      ...Put in a "holding cell" to fill out paperwork, and made to wait for an arraignment for someone to accept my papers....

      which suggested to me that the problem was your patience, and not really them treating you like a criminal. A criminal, for instance, would even not be permitted to get up and go to the bathroom without supervision while waiting, for example.

    48. Re:*sigh* by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      When the only difference between a "guest" and a criminal is whether you have to ask for permission to go to the toilet, they are sufficiently similar for my purposes. If you don't understand what I'm saying, go file a police report in Dallas. Let me know which substations you tried at.

    49. Re:*sigh* by mark-t · · Score: 1

      All I;m saying is that from how you've described it, your biggest grievance with them is that you have to deal with waiting for things to complete. That, I'm suggesting, is a problem within yourself and not an artifact of treating people with anything less than the respect that they may deserve. If you could elaborate more on how they made you feel like a criminal, I may have more information to draw a conclusion from.

    50. Re:*sigh* by AK+Marc · · Score: 1
      Police stations are deliberately designed to be inconvenient to wait in. I'm suggesting that the problem is you, being holier than thou, without any direct knowledge of what I'm describing. You know more about Dallas police stations than I do, and you've never been in one. You are wrong. And you are ignorant. I have no issue waiting. I have an issue with dealing with deliberately rude people in a place designed to be as uncomfortable as possible. No matter how many times I say it, you respond indicating that it's my problem for being impatient.

      And you've ignored the core fact that was relevant. The Police request you call 911. By the recommendation I received from multiple police at different times and in different situations, they obviously prefer you don't go by the station. The police don't want walk-ins. So why are you so insistent that I should do it? It's not illegal in TX to call 911 to report a petty theft that is not in progress (and is, as I mentioned, recommended). So why do you have an issue with me following the law and the recommendations of police?

      If you could elaborate more on how they made you feel like a criminal, I may have more information to draw a conclusion from.

      You ignore the bits that don't agree with your incorrect pre-conceptions, and take anything I say that's borderline out of context to use against me. I've been there. I know reality. If you don't believe reality. Drive or fly to Dallas and check it out for yourself. Convincing some argumentative person on the Internet is impossible, so I don't try that hard. I give the answer. You can choose to ignore it or argue about it, but you can't change it.

    51. Re:*sigh* by mark-t · · Score: 1

      I have an issue with dealing with deliberately rude people in a place designed to be as uncomfortable as possible.

      You have not given any examples of how either a) the police are being deliberately rude to you beyond making you wait (by that reasoning, traffic lights are also being rude to people) , or b) how such places are "designed to be as uncomfortable as possible". For example, an unpadded chair may not be the most comfortable thing to sit in for a prolonged period, but that doesn't mean it's explicitly designed to actually *BE* uncomfortable. The only thing that I could infer from your previous description was that your only issues were with bureacratic red tape... which has less to do with them being rude and much more to do with how much patience you have. I opened this discussion by asking how they treat you like a criminal, and you really haven't really clarified what should have been a very straightforward question beyond any way that I could come to any other conclusion.

      I haven't said you were wrong about not wanting to go into a police station... I only asked what they did there that somehow genuinely made it so intolerable. Your initial answer gave me absolutely nothing more to conclude than what I did.

      Did they restrain you? Did they force you to stand when you could have otherwise been sitting down in a nearby chair? Did they constantly interrupt you when you were trying to speak? What the heck did they do that was so rude or that made you feel like they were treating you like a criminal?

    52. Re:*sigh* by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      For example, an unpadded chair may not be the most comfortable thing to sit in for a prolonged period, but that doesn't mean it's explicitly designed to actually *BE* uncomfortable.

      Have you ever been to a bus station or airport? Many (all or almost all in the USA and few outside the USA) are deliberately designed to be uncomfortable. They have arm rests to ensure you can't lay across the seats. That is an increased cost to make them more uncomfortable. Now, imagine that, but with hard plastic chairs with a deep butt curve, but more narrow that the average butt. They are uncomfortable for almost all people. Deliberately so, as they explicitly want to discourage loitering (waiting for family to get released). It's a deliberate punishment for the family of criminals, part of being hard on criminals. Or so I've been told by the Dallas Police Department.

      You ask questions, but when the answer is "Dallas Police Department told me so", you consider that an unanswered question. It isn't unanswered, and even gives a source. Yet you accept none of the answers. Why?

    53. Re:*sigh* by mark-t · · Score: 1

      I won't argue that they are uncomfortable, but I would argue that they are designed to be such. There is a an distinction, you see, between something that was just designed to be purely functional, and never really designed for comfort and something being deliberately designed to actually be uncomfortable. You seem to be confusing the two.

      Now it's highly possible that arm rests are added to chairs in such places to keep people from laying across them, but realy that issue has far less to do with any express intent to make people uncomfortable and more to do with the economics and social implications of doing otherwise. If they did not have the armrests there, in addition to having to deal with possible increased amounts of vagrancy, they would also need more chairs and more space than what they otherwise occupy because some people would end up take up multiple chairs. Sure, it discourages lying down, but then the chairs aren't beds, so why would anyone expect a chair to be used as such?

      A road isn't that comfortable to lie on either, compared to a bed... or even compared to a grassy hill, but that doesn't mean that a road is actually designed to be uncomfortable to lie on... it wasn't built for that purpose in the first place.

    54. Re:*sigh* by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      I won't argue that they are uncomfortable, but I would argue that they are designed to be such.

      So you are arguing that they didn't deliberately put uncomfortable chairs in to reduce the time of those waiting? I have spoken with people who had influence of such decisions and you are wrong. How can I prove that your ignorant opinion is false? I can't. I don't have printed documentation, nor links to sites. I only have direct evidence, and you have my witness testimony, you have stated is worthless.

      A road isn't that comfortable to lie on either, compared to a bed... or even compared to a grassy hill, but that doesn't mean that a road is actually designed to be uncomfortable to lie on... it wasn't built for that purpose in the first place.

      I'm stating that they purposefully built the chairs to be deliberately uncomfortable for some expected use cases. A road isn't built deliberately uncomfortable (except when they put humps and bumps on it).

    55. Re:*sigh* by mark-t · · Score: 1

      So you are arguing that they didn't deliberately put uncomfortable chairs in to reduce the time of those waiting?

      I am suggesting that they put in functional chairs that are cheap...and while unarguably uncomfortable, are not expressly chosen for that fact, except insomuch as it may arise out of a consequence of their low cost. What you appear to be stating is that chairs that are not comfortable are being deliberately designed so as to be so. that's the allegation to which I am disagreeing.

      I'm stating that they purposefully built the chairs to be deliberately uncomfortable for some expected use cases.

      I'll agree they are uncomfortable for some use cases, even including some expected ones, but those use cases fall outside of the deign parameters for all that a purely functional chair is expected to accomplish in the first place..

      You seem to be arguing that merely because most people may find such chairs uncomfortable for such use cases, that there must be some kind of deliberate conspiracy on the designer's part to have made it so, when alternative and far simpler explanations which have to do with social and economic factors are much more likely to be the cause.

    56. Re:*sigh* by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      I am suggesting that they put in functional chairs that are cheap...and while unarguably uncomfortable, are not expressly chosen for that fact,

      And I'm stating that I've been told by the Dallas Police Department that they were chosen expressly for that fact.

      So what's the argument? You think I'm lying? Or that the representative of DPD that I talked to was lying?

  9. And by koan · · Score: 1

    "And, with GPS and always-watching and always-listening tech only becoming cheaper and more ubiquitous, how far out in the future is it before your person can be continuously remotely monitored like your residence,"

    Why would you want it?

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  10. Samsung SOS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Previous Samsung phones had an SOS function, that I now miss. You can configure up to 4 phone numbers to receive the SOS message, and you trigger it by pressing the volume button 4 times in succession while the phone is locked.

    When the SOS function is triggered, the phone sends an SMS to the programmed numbers, then enters SOS mode and auto answers calls from these numbers.

    It was a reassuring function to have, although I never had to use it. As it was activated via a hardware button, it wasn't difficult to do so discreetly with the phone in your pocket or bag. It would also vibrate once so you had feedback that the activation was successful.

    1. Re: Samsung SOS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My S4 has that. A key combination to send predefined message to a number of contacts. I can also define 4 emergency numbers that can be called without unlocking my phone.

  11. Why not car crash detection instead? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd be better if phones came with car crash detection instead. It's quite easy to do (subject moving a more than 20mph, sudden halt, huge haptic feedback on the sensor) and could save lives more than a panic button. Hell with Bluetooth enabled car, even air bag deployment could send a signal to a phone to enable GPS and call 911 automaticaly.

    1. Re:Why not car crash detection instead? by ScottCooperDotNet · · Score: 1

      How would it tell an accident from a sudden stop without an accident? Or even being thrown?

    2. Re:Why not car crash detection instead? by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

      So, I'm visualizing here. "No, Joe, I don't want the phone to panic when I throw it against the wall." So, Joe picks Jim up, and throws HIM against the wall. Joe asks, "Do you want the phone to panic now, or not?"

      Judgement call here, LMAO!

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    3. Re:Why not car crash detection instead? by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 1

      I'd be better if phones came with car crash detection instead. It's quite easy to do (subject moving a more than 20mph, sudden halt, huge haptic feedback on the sensor) and could save lives more than a panic button. Hell with Bluetooth enabled car, even air bag deployment could send a signal to a phone to enable GPS and call 911 automaticaly.

      Wouldn't it be sufficient to put car-crash detection in cars themselves? And call it "On Star" or something?

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    4. Re:Why not car crash detection instead? by Teun · · Score: 1
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    5. Re: Why not car crash detection instead? by Gibby13 · · Score: 1

      My car dash app on my phone already does this..... And on another note, when my phone is locked all I have to press is emergency call then 911 and any other number I have allowed can be dialed with out having to unlock the phone. Simple and easy. I would like a way to quickly activate the microphone, start taking pics and recording GPS cords then upload then upload them to my server or a subset of them on different time intervals. Hell even make barking or siren noises. Guess I know have a weekend project. I like the idea of a panic, but it should have to be enabled, and be highly configurable. Maybe a special code on the lock screen. Or volume up and down X number of times, not just down 4 times. And butt dialing... WTF! There is no god damn excuse for it anymore. If you butt dial you should have your phone privileges revoked. End of story.

    6. Re: Why not car crash detection instead? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can you please provide the link or the name of the App. Check out safetylink.org their device sticks to a car dashboard and sends out an automatic alert to friends and family.

  12. Theft is an emergency situation. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It may not necessarily be as urgent as other types of emergencies, but theft is often considered important enough for responsive police action.

    If you walk into a shop and steal a small item, say a bag of potato chips worth only a dollar or two, nobody would think twice about the shopkeeper calling the police, reporting the theft, and then expecting them and the judicial system to act upon the theft, even seeing it through to prosecution and punishment. Sure, it was only a bag of potato chips worth a dollar, but it's still a theft that's worthy of due process.

    It's really no different when a restaurant advertises the availability of a food product, yet fails to keep sufficient quantity in stock. If you were led to believe that you could purchase an advertised item, yet you show up only to find out at the point of sale that it is unavailable, it is very much a form of theft. The business has stolen your time, and they have likely also subjected you to other costs (gasoline, wear on a vehicle, transit fare, and so on) without some form of reimbursement. This is especially true if they made no effort to mitigate your loss by widely and clearly publicizing the shortage, so as to prevent you from incurring the expense in the first place. The taking of your time, and forcing you to expend money you otherwise would not have, should be considered forms of theft.

    Theft against an individual by a business should be treated just as importantly as theft against a business by an individual. Contacting the authorities regarding a theft is a very reasonable course of action, and should be followed up (even if not immediately) regardless of the circumstances.

    1. Re:Theft is an emergency situation. by Runaway1956 · · Score: 0

      And, you are obviously one of those people who should NOT have a panic button on your phone. In fact, maybe you shouldn't have a phone.

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      "Windows is like the faint smell of piss in a subway: it's there, and there's nothing you can do about it." - Charlie Br
    2. Re:Theft is an emergency situation. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      His argument seems reasonable enough to me. Getting something taken from you against your will is not a pleasant experience. It doesn't matter if it's a hobo taking it from you, or if it's a thug, or if it's a fast food restaurant, or if it's an investment banker. Theft is harmful, plain and simple. While I agree that it may not require an emergency dispatch of the highest priority, getting as-swift-as-possible police intervention against the perpetrator of the theft does sound just and reasonable. Calling 911 is often the best way to contact the authorities, and it should be up to the 911 dispatchers to prioritize the response based on the information they've received. I think it's quite crass of you to deny victims of theft, regardless of who the perpetrator is, the ability to seek help.

    3. Re:Theft is an emergency situation. by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

      Obviously, you have never heard of a rain check. The local vendor advertises a special of some sort - say, McNuggets for half price. He orders what he believes to be enough to meet demand at the lower price - but runs out. Generally, if you ask for a rain check, the manager will give you a rain check, giving you half price McNuggets on your next visit. He may even throw in a free Coke, for having inconvenienced you.

      He hasn't taken anything FROM YOU after all. He made an offer, which was good for everyone who walked through the door, until he ran out of product. Unless he accepted cash money from you for the McNuggets, then failed to deliver those McNuggets which you had paid for, then he has taken nothing from you.

      Stuff happens.

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      "Windows is like the faint smell of piss in a subway: it's there, and there's nothing you can do about it." - Charlie Br
    4. Re:Theft is an emergency situation. by beelsebob · · Score: 2

      It may not necessarily be as urgent as other types of emergencies, but theft is often considered important enough for responsive police action.

      If people's lives are not in danger, it's not an emergency.

      You can quite happily call the police on their normal number to report a theft.

    5. Re:Theft is an emergency situation. by major_fault · · Score: 1

      In other words, there is no reasonable expectation that the local vendor has an infinite supply of McNuggets.

    6. Re:Theft is an emergency situation. by major_fault · · Score: 1

      Unless theft is in progress.

    7. Re:Theft is an emergency situation. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If people's lives are not in danger, it's not an emergency.

      You can quite happily call the police on their normal number to report a theft.

      I thought that too, until the day I finally tried it. Turns out they directed me to call 911. Go fig.

    8. Re:Theft is an emergency situation. by kevingolding2001 · · Score: 1

      Unless he accepted cash money from you for the McNuggets, then failed to deliver those McNuggets which you had paid for,

      Which seems to be exactly what happened to the nugget lady mentioned in the second post. (Go and actually listen to the call) She paid for nuggets, then McDonalds told her they didn't have them but refused to refund the money. The refusal to refund the money seems to be the reason the lady called 911, and sure seems like theft to me.

      Is this a 911 call? Maybe not. But as some people have already said, even when reporting minor thefts they were instructed to call 911.

  13. Glance for Pebble by Thumper_SVX · · Score: 1

    Glance on my Pebble Smartwatch does this. I think a smartwatch is a much better place for a true "panic button". I mean, in a truly difficult situation you're going to have problems entering a passcode or pattern if you have your device locked... which you should, by the way.

    In Glance there's a function that allows me to set a button long press to send an emergency text to the contact of my choice including my longitude and latitude (obviously only as precise as the smartphone itself can manage). Quite a nice feature in my opinion. And it's a lot easier to do a long press on a button on your wrist than fish your phone out of your pocket or purse, enter a passcode, find and launch an app and hit a button on the screen.

    A physical panic button is the best solution. If you're in dire need (heart attack, accident etc) then you may not be in a position to use the app on the phone. The old "really dumb phones" like the Firefly had it right.

    1. Re:Glance for Pebble by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great idea. We and different options and found safetylink.org which is creating apps for such smartphones as an interface to their crowdsourced safety. Other companies are biisafe in Finland.

  14. What, like this one? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.just5.com/phones_new.php?model=509&color=Grey
    It's a great phone for oldsters, just for that reason.

  15. Lost phone button by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Phones should have a button on the home screen for lost and found, that lets the finder send a message. More useful than 911.

  16. "I've been shot and I can't get up!" by theodp · · Score: 1
  17. Circle of 6 - Apps against abuse by fuzzel · · Score: 1
    1. Re:Circle of 6 - Apps against abuse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's also an app called Compass on F-droid. Shake it while holding the button combo and it'll send a distress SMS even if the screen is locked or broken.
      https://f-droid.org/repository/browse/?fdfilter=compass&fdid=com.sgr_b2.compass

  18. Plus a button when a senior craps himself by JoeyRox · · Score: 1
  19. How? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    HTF does someone butt dial with a smartphone? There's a lock screen, ffs. This strikes me as a case of someone not understanding how to use a smartphone.

    1. Re:How? by Megane · · Score: 1

      Because some phones are made with a "panic mode" where smashing a bunch of random buttons causes the phone to automatically dial 911. Of course your question was specifically about smartphones, which seems somewhat unlikely. You're more likely to butt-crack-the-screen.

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  20. On an Apple product by Teun · · Score: 1
    On an Apple product it would be called the iPanick button.

    And have round corners.

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  21. My first "App" for my N900 by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 1

    The panic button was the first "app" I wrote for my N900, and I use that term very loosely. Actually, just a one-liner using an existing python script:

    python ssms.py NPANXXxxxx 'I''ve been kidnapped by aliens!'

    A crude drawing of an alien saved as an icon file and an entry in the desktop icons directory and I had a text message panic button.

    Naturally, I never tried adding the dialing of 911 in the script, for no other reason than testing it would call 911 and they don't like that.

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  22. What's the point? by felrom · · Score: 2

    I'm getting beaten. *Press panic button* *Wait 10 -15 minutes for the police to arrive.*

    The police are there to write reports and do light investigation. They are not, and never were, a rapid response force, ready at a moment's notice to alleviate your panic.

    The suggestion of panic buttons on phones is not only not helpful, it sends the problem further in the wrong direction. Some people will reason that since their phone has a panic button, they can take risks they might otherwise not.

    1. Re:What's the point? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The police are there to write reports and do light investigation. They are not, and never were, a rapid response force, ready at a moment's notice to alleviate your panic.

      There is a segment of society that believes this... the basement dwellers... the libertarians... the rural homeowners. I get it. I've been there.

      However, these days I live in a big city (several million people)... if you go to any of the more busy regions here, you will see fairly regular patrols of heavily armed police (in a country that does not like guns).

    2. Re:What's the point? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you are getting beaten to death you whip out your gun like George Zimmerman and shoot the fucking thug.

    3. Re:What's the point? by geekmux · · Score: 1

      I'm getting beaten. *Press panic button* *Wait 10 -15 minutes for the police to arrive.*

      The police are there to write reports and do light investigation. They are not, and never were, a rapid response force, ready at a moment's notice to alleviate your panic.

      The suggestion of panic buttons on phones is not only not helpful, it sends the problem further in the wrong direction. Some people will reason that since their phone has a panic button, they can take risks they might otherwise not.

      I'm not quite sure where you get your definition of police, but those armed with shotguns, sidearms, and MP-5's to go to work every day are NOT members of the elite Paperwork Pushers Unit. What you have described here is the job of the coroner, which is the result of having no police force at all.

      It has been proven that a first responder has actually saved lives before, and not just shown up to do light investigation. No shit. You should read about it.

      And for those elite folk who want to confuse a 911 app with a personal emergency concierge service, well I wish them the best of luck as they compete for the annual Darwin Awards. The world obviously needs more smarts behind the smartphones.

    4. Re: What's the point? by Gibby13 · · Score: 1

      Who says the panic button has to contact the police? Press panic button, select getting beat by gang. This would go to my CWP buddies before going to the police.

    5. Re:What's the point? by dotgain · · Score: 1

      the rural homeowners.

      Huh? I've lived rurally most of my life. None of the people I live near, or myself, are under any illusion of police being here within the half hour, and I can't imagine how we ever would be. Fortunately our rural fire brigade (bless those good men and women) have first aid & CPR training which makes a difference, but actual policing is done by things that go 'woof' and things that go 'bang'.

    6. Re:What's the point? by swillden · · Score: 1

      It has been proven that a first responder has actually saved lives before, and not just shown up to do light investigation.

      Absolutely, police responding to calls have saved lives and prevented crimes. We saw a good example recently in Arapahoe High School. But that only happens when the police happen to be close enough to respond in time, and if they decide to intervene. Generally they do, if they're around, but they're under no legal obligation to do so, at least in the US.

      The bottom line is that the old saw "when seconds count, the police are just minutes away", is absolutely correct. Because they're usually not present when the bad stuff happens, police are primarily responsible for making reports and doing light investigation, just as the GP said.

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  23. "Engage shields" in certain situations? by theodp · · Score: 1

    Admittedly, it could be pretty intrusive, but I can envision certain situations where one might want to have someone "keeping an eye on you" for at least a short period of time: driving in bad weather, bad areas (ever have your GPS direct you to "take a shortcut" through a drug-dealing neighborhood or industrial area?), etc.

    1. Re:"Engage shields" in certain situations? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have epilepsy but it's under control now with medication. Before, when I was having seizures I would've been very happy with what I've seen as a prototype app: It uses the accelerometer to detect a seizure and then calls a preset number and gives the current position. That person can then dial back and ask about the situation or call for an ambulance if there's no answer.

      For me that would have been a tremendous relief considering how many times I had seizures alone and tried to get help but was unable to use my mobile despite trying (except once when I was able to redial the last number and that relative of mine could guess what had happened when she heard the noises I was making and called an ambulance).

    2. Re:"Engage shields" in certain situations? by koan · · Score: 1

      Using your phone a computer it can already be done.

      This is how they sell you oppression, you will be *safer*.

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    3. Re:"Engage shields" in certain situations? by koan · · Score: 1

      There is a special device for people like you, they rest of us don't need our gear compromised because of your medical issues.

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    4. Re:"Engage shields" in certain situations? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Believe it or not, they now sell cellular telephones that run general purpose operating systems! People with different requirements can get different features on the same hardware just by running different applications! The GP could choose to run some special tracking software without affecting your system in any way. Amazing.

    5. Re:"Engage shields" in certain situations? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is a special device for people like you, they rest of us don't need our gear compromised because of your medical issues.

      Feel free to buy a phone without GPS and pretend that your location is not traceable through cell towers. The rest of us accept that new technology allows both good and bad applications.

    6. Re:"Engage shields" in certain situations? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should check out http://www.glympse.com/ Does exactly what you want. Pretty useful.

  24. A watch would be better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A bluetooth panic watch would be better. A watch with two buttons on either side that would have to be press with a little force. First press would be a "I might need assistance". And the second press would be "Help, I need Help now". The dispatching of the police would have to be different. The police would disperse into the community in such a way that each patrol would only be seconds away from anyone that needed help. Dispatching would be mostly automate.

  25. Re:Excuse me, Mr Thug, while I press my panic butt by Qzukk · · Score: 1

    Me: HELLO 911?

    Op: What is your emergency sir?

    Me: I AM HIDING IN MY CLOSET FROM THE GUY WHO KILLED MY WIFE AND IS RANSACKING MY HOUSE!

    Op: Please quiet down, if you yell he'll hear you and find you.

    Me: HOW ELSE CAN THE ASSHOLE POSTING ABOVE ME HEAR ME IF I DON'T SHOUT?

    Seriously, though, I've always wondered why the hell it's taken 20+ years to be able to send texts to 911. At least when they finally get around to it, they'll be set up for MMS and you can send them the pic of the getaway car or whatever.

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  26. BlackBerry triple-click using the side key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The older BlackBerry phones have programmable keys (not a simulated key on a touch screen). Apps like CommandClick (http://highglacier.com/page.aspx?q=cc) could use that feature to send an email or Text with your location to anyone you want, by say, triple or quadruple clicking a button.

    You could do this while the phone was hidden in your pocket. The phone would vibrate to indicate it took the command. So you could set up a 911 text if you want, or a use it to send a text to a friend to maybe come over and make sure you are all right - say if you were showing an open house and somebody sketchy comes in.

    Can't do anything like that with touchscreen phones- no buttons that an app can monitor!

  27. Re:Excuse me, Mr Thug, while I press my panic butt by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 1

    So let's say that you're about to get thieved by a bunch of ghetto youth. They're talking in ebonics, and by the time you decipher what they're trying to say, they've shoved a gun in your back and have relieved you of your wallet, your keys, and the phone with the panic button.

    While you have your hands up, point to your regular eyeglasses and say that they are Google Glasses, and have already transmitted pictures of them to the police. So they'd better just run away, before they get themselves into more trouble.

    If you are not wearing regular eyeglasses, claim that you are wearing Google Contact Lenses.

    That aside, you are correct, even if you did had time to call 911, by the time the cops got there, the crime would be history. Criminals are not afraid of 911. They plan to be gone, before the police get there. They are afraid of getting caught later. And they have seen enough CSI/Law & Whatevers to be afraid of cameras.

    However, if your local police are tolerant of armed robbery, then the thieves won't be afraid of being caught anyway, and will go ahead and commit the crime. Crime prevention is really as simple as that. So instead of spending money on panic button technology, the money would be better spent on better policing. If a thief thinks he will get caught, he won't commit the crime.

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  28. Already exists by rasmusbr · · Score: 1

    There are already several apps that do this. The way they work is you have to "arm" the app. Next, you trigger the emergency function in a preset way, for example by discreetly unplugging the headset from the headphone jack.

    Having an always on emergency button would probably not work because it would lead to too many false alarms.

  29. 911? 112!! by frootcakeuk · · Score: 0

    Isn't 112 the default emercency number for *all* android mobiles in US and EU at least?

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    1. Re:911? 112!! by RobertLTux · · Score: 1

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/9-1-1

      but i would bet that most carriers will redirect to 911 for any of the more common "others"

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  30. Because no one wants to be responsible for failure by manicbutt · · Score: 1

    Skype doesn't support 911 calls because they can't be reliably traced ...and because they don't want to be held to collecting fees to pay for 911. There's nothing to be gained by playing this game, only losses. If your service connects 99% of the time, the media will descend like a pack of starving hyenas when (not if) a vulnerable person is let down by an imperfect system.

    This is why we have inherently governmental functions, to do the unpopular/unprofitable things that the private sector won't take on.

  31. Just have the NSA call for you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After all, they know where you are; they are monitoring your calls; I'm sure they can turn on your phone if hackers can. So why not have them do it as a "Public Service" ?

  32. Re:Excuse me, Mr Thug, while I press my panic butt by Joce640k · · Score: 1

    Is the answer not obvious? IT'S JUST PLAIN A BAD IDEA THAT DOES NOT WORK IN THE REAL WORLD! That's why

    This.

    In a situation which gives you enough time to find the special app, you could also dial 911.

    In other situations it won't make any difference.

    Plus there's FAR too many stupid people out there who'll treat it like a free consultation line every time *anything* happens to them.

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  33. Re:Excuse me, Mr Thug, while I press my panic butt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The problem is that the US penalties for a crime are so severe:

    Armed robbery can get 20-life in the US, especially if someone is a repeat offender. Add to this the firearm charges which can tack 10-20 years onto a sentence (and judges will make those served consecutively because the private prison lobbyists will not renew their campaign funding if that isn't the case.)

    Murder can get 20-life.

    If someone will be mainlining it for the rest of their days, you have far fewer people in general population trying to turn you into their punk if you go for murder than an armed robbery.

    So, the thief who gets told about the glasses is going to just fire their .40 at the glasses and call it done, perhaps have someone else film the shooting so they get street cred in their gang.

    This is why home invasions, and "knock and shoots" are becoming the standard compared to just burglaries. Scaring a family will likely guarentee that the bad guys won't be caught, as opposed to a burglary. If the family has cameras, a click on a hammer will get them to hand over the DVR media posthaste.

    Combine this with the fact that police are way underfunded unless it is terrorism related, and either the crime gets stopped by the homeowner, or it will remain unsolved. Not many police departments will go after a burglary case unless someone was killed. There just isn't the funding there.

    Only thing one can do is move to a smaller town that gives a shit about its emergency services, or move to a red state where a burglar will face more than just a guy dialing 911.

  34. Maybe more than that? by mlts · · Score: 1

    What would be nice is a BT interface (read-only of course) that can tell if car doors are opened. That way, if someone is going through a bad neighborhood, if a window is broken or one of the doors is opened before the person gets to the destination or deactivates the app, it is assumed that a carjacking happened, and the vehicle would either run for a bit and stall, or some other behavior.

  35. Isn't that what the emergency call button is for? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My Nexus 4 lock screen has a huge area at the base of the touch screen marked "Emergency Call". I've never pushed it, but I imagine it either calls 911 directly or (more likely since 911 may actually be 999 or 112 depending on jurisdiction) opens the dial pad and lets me dial 911/999/112 etv.

  36. Solution exists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I found this solution on the indiegogo website, which seems exactly what Kix is asking for - http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/safetylink-safety-for-everybody-everywhere

  37. SafetyLINK is a possible solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is this what Kix is looking for ? http://www.safetylink.org/
    Appears to be crowdfunded as of now - http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/safetylink-safety-for-everybody-everywhere

  38. What's the point? by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

    The police are there to write reports and do light investigation. They are not, and never were, a rapid response force, ready at a moment's notice to alleviate your panic.

    Your focus on a single edge case has lead you to an erroneous conclusion.

    You seem to forget, there are other services that are reached via 9-1-1... like the fire department and EMS, which *are* rapid response forces. You also seem to forget that there *are* times when the polices and sheriffs are a rapid response force, such as a major traffic accident, to support fire and EMS in the event of a large incident, responding to major robberies, etc... etc...

  39. Re: Better solution, don't be an idiot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My car's keyless entry FOB has a well designed recessed panic button for keeping me from getting raped or something. It honks the horns and flashes the lights. Sometimes I use the button just to annoy people, but that's another subject entirely.

    The point is, I have not once EVER "butt dialed" 911.

    I HAVE accidentally hit the panic button on my keyless entry fob dozens of times. I say dozens, because there is a large percentage of my life where I am not close enough to my car to notice I hit that button. I have noticed myself hitting that button accidentally several times despite it's recessed nature.

    Look, when I do something stupid, I do this shit too. IE: Try to blame the implementation of technology or a missing feature for not saving me from my own stupid. I try to invent new gadgets which would have prevented "shit happens" from happening because I over-estimate the frequency that other people have the same problem.

    Panic buttons require a single buttom press ignoring all other inputs. On a cell phone, 911 requires four button presses in the correct order with all other combinations of input rejected.

    Just dedicate your left front pocket to cell phone and cell phone ONLY and wear jeans that fit like a normal person and you should be fine. If all else fails, fix your screen lock with a numeric pin or facial recognition or something. This is a behavioral problem, not a tech problem.

  40. A potential solution ? by rajaghatta · · Score: 1

    SafetyLINK - this is what Kix is looking for ? http://safetylink.org/ This solution is being crowdfunded on Indiegogo - http://igg.me/at/safetylink

  41. Story: Why it's not great by Pro923 · · Score: 0

    The previous phone that I had bought for my parents had this very feature. It had a prominent "911" button right on the phone. During setup, you program the phone to take a certain action when that button is pressed. In this case, I set it up to send a generic "Help - I'm in need of assistance" message to me and both of my sisters. A year later, we naturally forgot about this. One morning, around 2AM I got this strange message from my parents with that message. My sister called me soon after but no one could reach my parents - we feared the worst and called the police. Long story short - my mother had received a "wrong number" phone call late that night. In fumbling around in the dark, she had inadvertently sent the 911 distress. It took us a few days to piece together what actually happened, as we (at that point) had completely forgotten about the feature and it's function. So - morale of the story is I guess it can be a good thing, but the ease of use of sending a distress can also make it easy to send a false alarm and get a lot of people very worried and upset.

  42. Overenginnered Android framework for 1-button app by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would like to see the overengineered framework that Google comes up with for a 1-button app. They managed to take the simplest possible SQL database, SQLite, and create one of the most obscenely engineered frameworks on top of it I've ever seen.

  43. Anecdotal Support by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the past forty years I have had many dealings with police. With only one exception where I encountered a moronic traffic cop that could not differentiate between "nearly ran a red light" and did not run a red light, I have always been treated with the utmost respect. Officers took my complaints willingly and were outwardly supportive. That's not to say that the matter didn't immediately die when we parted, but I've never been treated like a criminal. Of course, I should have started by stating that I have never been a criminal, so maybe that factors into it.

    1. Re:Anecdotal Support by dwater · · Score: 1

      > could not differentiate between "nearly ran a red light" and did not run a red light

      care to enlighten us?

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  44. obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... threee

  45. Re:A potential solution? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We have been looking at different solutions available - as a safety is a concern in India where I am from. When you look at everything including practicality, costs, robustness, worldwide applicability our research showed the safetylink solution scored the most. We looked at over 40 different apps and one bluetooth device biisafe from finland. We also looked at mPers devices from lifecomm and ever there. Too expensive and clunky for the mass market.

  46. Baby by Flymo2 · · Score: 1

    No one here have/had a baby? That button would be getting pressed a lot.

    1. Re: Baby by Gibby13 · · Score: 1

      Yep, that is what KidMode is for.

  47. Immediate Danger of Harm is the Criteria by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If a human isn't about to be harmed then it isn't an emergency.

    House fire - emergency
    Bank robbery 5 min ago - non-emergency.
    Bank robbery NOW - emergency.
    Domestic fight - emergency
    No McNuggets - non-emergency
    Come home to a house that has an open door - non-emergency

    See the diff?

    1. Re:Immediate Danger of Harm is the Criteria by kermidge · · Score: 1

      Yes, I do.

      If you leave your house with the door locked and come home to find it open, you call 911 while removing yourself from the the immediate vicinity.

  48. Are you a SOVEREIGN CITIZEN? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The police are here to do all the work. Don't complain if they didn't get there fast enough, they are human after-all.

    Just because you payed taxes or not doesn't give you the right to be rude. The police are hard-working people waiting to Protect and Serve. You gave someone the opportunity to commit a crime against you or your property and you are holding police responsible to elevate you to a higher priority than someone else?

    You are absurd, and all of you Sovereign Citizen type of people should be jailed and locked up forever with the criminals that you created through your unenforceable moral guidelines and business ethics.

  49. Already Exists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://redpanicbutton.com/

    Note: I have not used this. I remember hearing about several of these types of apps existing, and this was first to come up on the YAHOO search.

  50. Butt-dial? Really? by dwater · · Score: 1

    How do you "butt-dial" on a capacitative touch screen? Doesn't there have to be some actual (almost) skin contact?

    With physical buttons, I can see how it can happen, but with resistive touch screens it is already less likely...but with capacitative is seems extremely unlikely. Am I missing something?

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  51. Remove the smartphone requirement... by BenEnglishAtHome · · Score: 1

    ...and there are already phones with panic buttons. See: https://www.snapfon.com/

  52. This is ridiculous by MA179 · · Score: 1

    First, a "panic" button already exists. It's called speed dial. Set it to dial 911 if you press and hold 1 for whatever amount of seconds is required. Second, at least around here, the PD gets the cell location info on a 911 automatically, and the address on a land-line. So from this standpoint this whole post is unworthy of being posted. My voice dial takes it a step further and assumes anything it doesn't understand is a 911 call. This makes it sooo much fun when I say call it it responds with "Calling 911". As for the calling 911 because you didn't get your nuggets. Really??? Does this really deserve discussion. How about we just act like adults. The whole world is going to hell and you're trying to justify stupid behavior. Try being a little less PC. Besides, it's not a criminal act to forget the nuggets, their omission would need to be deliberate. I doubt the people at McDonald's care enough about you to want to piss you off by doing this deliberately. Besides I've yet to see a McDonald's manager who, when dealt with reasonably, didn't just say "sorry here are your nuggets, and here's a coupon for some free one next time", or "sorry here's you money back". These stupid calls come from people who need to be noticed and think they are better than average and can't accept that like most people, myself included, the world will continue, you will live and die, without being noticed by all but a few, and being important to even less. Get over yourelve, just because one stupid person got a reality show doesn't mean you deserve one too.

  53. Cheap panic button by tleaf100 · · Score: 1

    bluetooth headphone dongle paired to phone. mapped mine so long push on stop button triggered wifi to signal local wifi network local site security where i was and that i had problem. long push play button and phone then did local wifi and phone to offices on and off site that i had serious problem and please send cavalry/coastguard/ghostbusters etc etc. mine was easy to do because i was a lone worker on a bt site and being bt they had a very good local wifi network of course and there was private security guards permanently on site but would be fairly simple to set up for routine visit sites and is still better than nothing if no local cover/aid available. with newer more powerful phone you can do a lot more now, such as use as a proximity dongle, better gps fixes, better voice command, more button mapping (one for coffee delivery)