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UK Govt's Censorware Blocks Tech, Civil Liberties Websites

A few days ago, we mentioned that the UK's ISP-level censorware software not only does a poor job of its stated job (blocking porn), but blocks at least some sex education sites, too; now, reader badger.foo writes to say that's not all: "It fell to the UK Tories to actually implement the Nanny State. Too bad Nanny Tory does not want kinds to read up on tech web sites such as slashdot.org, or civil liberties ones such as the EFF or Amnesty International. Read on for a small sample of what the filter blocks, from a blocked-by-default tech writer."

148 comments

  1. not slashdot! by ganjadude · · Score: 5, Funny

    I mean, where will the people in the UK get their week old news from!

    I kid but in all seriousness this is exactly why the filters should be done by the individual, We dont need the government telling us what is best for us, especially when the filters cant seem to tell the difference between "porn" and slashdot. I guess we can all blame AC for posting goatse every day

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    1. Re:not slashdot! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      blame AC for posting goatse every day

      Rule #1 was always that you don't troll as an AC. But I can see that you are new here.

    2. Re:not slashdot! by 32771 · · Score: 5, Funny

      > I mean, where will the people in the UK get their week old news from!

      http://www.theregister.co.uk/

      Duh!

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    3. Re:not slashdot! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      slashdot and many of the other supposedly blocked sites work perfectly well from my work computer, which as it happens is in a government building. Either the government doesn't block its own employees' access or the writer hasn't been altogether thorough in his research. Having bumped against the filter when trying to access other sites (there's a category for "useless", believe it or not) I'm going to go with the latter option.

    4. Re:not slashdot! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      try on the O2 url Checker: http://www.childline.org.uk/

      I find:

      Parental Control
      (opt in u12 service) Blocked

      That implies that both O2, and the UK government and David Cameron (PM), either condone abuse or are using the impreciseness filtering or are using it as an excuse for other matters political means.. "oops we banned an anti-child abuse website, we clearly didn't mean to do that, we also didn't mean to do freebsd.org"..

    5. Re:not slashdot! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well I do not appreciate regular goatse but I do appreciate regular pr0n. In reality there is not such a big difference. Most of it is fake, boring and sometimes really ugly anyway. This said I am not sure - I think one should be helped by gov in his attempts to get to quality pr0n - there are things I have been confronted with which I would appreciate a warning for. What the brits are doing is a warning only anyway. BTW: a stream with their spooks attached to the stocks would not be pr0n but a case of lesson in civics.

    6. Re:not slashdot! by Trepidity · · Score: 1

      We dont need the government telling us what is best for us

      I thought that was the whole idea Thatcher was trying to push. What good is a goddamn anti-government party if they don't even believe that?

    7. Re:not slashdot! by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      Every ISP runs their own filter, so the rules aren't consistant. You're probably behind one operated by your government building IT department.

    8. Re:not slashdot! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm reading this from my mother's computer, which is on one of the ISPs implementing the filter. She's certainly not tech savvy enough to have turned it off, so either there is some hyperbole and it's not blocking slashdot or it's not implementing its blocklist for all customers.

    9. Re:not slashdot! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      slashdot and many of the other supposedly blocked sites work perfectly well from my work computer, which as it happens is in a government building. Either the government doesn't block its own employees' access or the writer hasn't been altogether thorough in his research. Having bumped against the filter when trying to access other sites (there's a category for "useless", believe it or not) I'm going to go with the latter option.

      The bolded part is the closest to the real answer.

      The real answer is you don't get your business line from BT, TalkTalk or Virgin. In fact you probably don't get your line from a UK business at all.

  2. It's for your own safety citizen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    now pick up that can.

    1. Re:It's for your own safety citizen by Errol+backfiring · · Score: 2

      I'm perfectly safe, thank you.

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    2. Re:It's for your own safety citizen by lgw · · Score: 1

      Nae king! Nae laird! Nae yurrupiean pressedent! We willna be fooled again!

      Fool me four times, that's just embarrassing?

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  3. Any wide-scale blocking will have such problems by mi · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Our hobby site got blocked by Googe/SafeBrowsing twice this months. No, we weren't hacked. No, we weren't hosting malware. We just happened to use the same advertising broker, that was fooled into showing malware ads earlier.

    If one wanted to make a good case, they could point out, how you can disappear from the Internet for mere association with someone else — and how suspicious it is, that that "something else" just happens to be a direct (if small-scale) competitor to Google...

    No, I don't like governmental censorware — as Heinlein put it in several of his books, the real danger comes not from content, but from the government's attempt to tell their citizens, that they can not be trusted to view it. That UK is doing just that is an outrage. But the fact, that the automated censor happens to be mis-categorize some content has nothing to do with it — the censorship is scandalously wrong whether or not it functions as designed.

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    1. Re:Any wide-scale blocking will have such problems by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 3, Interesting

      We just happened to use the same advertising broker, that was fooled into showing malware ads earlier.

      Maybe you should use a different "advertising broker", this sort of thing is something that "advertising brokers" should be very very very very very very up on not allowing to happen... You know, like number one thing...

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    2. Re:Any wide-scale blocking will have such problems by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Maybe. And, maybe, sex-education sites should make more effort to not appear like porn...

      It's probably a "key word" filter, maybe some generic tit's and cock pictures.

      Seriously, a "sex education" web site by definition should be talking and , you know, sex? And what parts of the body are involved with sex?

      Are you suggesting modern "sex education" web sites should roll it back to the 1950's?

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    3. Re:Any wide-scale blocking will have such problems by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Fluffy Bunny's guide to "you know what"?

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    4. Re:Any wide-scale blocking will have such problems by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 1
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    5. Re:Any wide-scale blocking will have such problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      And MAYBE fucking PRUDES like you should join the Catholic Church and rape little boys. Asshole.

    6. Re:Any wide-scale blocking will have such problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, we weren't hosting malware. We just happened to use the same advertising broker, that was fooled into showing malware ads earlier.

      If your ad broker was showing malware ads, then while it's true you weren't technically hosting malware, you WERE linking to it which amounts to the same thing.

      the censorship is scandalously wrong whether or not it functions as designed.

      I agree completely. In a Free Society, it's up to the Citizens to decide what they do or do not want to view, and if they want to restrict their children's viewing habits it's up to the parent to enact controls to block any "objectionable" sites.

    7. Re:Any wide-scale blocking will have such problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You hosted the ads that brought malware, you hosted the malware (and drop the guff about the ad broker being fooled.) Sort it out instead of bitching that someone was trying to protect your users from infection.

    8. Re:Any wide-scale blocking will have such problems by mi · · Score: 0

      Catholic Church and rape little boys

      A child is in far graver danger (nearly 100 times higher) of becoming a victim of sexual assault in a public school, than in any church. Perhaps, I should consider becoming teacher, huh?

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    9. Re:Any wide-scale blocking will have such problems by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      Public schools generally don't try to cover things up by moving the offender to a new school.

    10. Re:Any wide-scale blocking will have such problems by c0lo · · Score: 2

      Are you suggesting modern "sex education" web sites should roll it back to the 1950's?

      1950's you say? What's wrong with 1850?

      Rationale the second link:

      In 1841 about 216,000 people were employed in the mines. Women and children worked underground for 11 or 12 hours a day for smaller wages than men
      ...
      Lord Ashley deliberately appealed to Victorian prudery, focussing on girls and women wearing trousers and working bare breasted in the presence of boys and men which "made girls unsuitable for marriage and unfit to be mothers". Such an affront to Victorian morality ensured the bill was passed.

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    11. Re:Any wide-scale blocking will have such problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you for the heads up. I've preemptively added your website http://thepeoplescube.com/ to our companies web filters for serving malware via your ad broker. One more victory for our 15k employees, only a few million more to go.

    12. Re:Any wide-scale blocking will have such problems by mi · · Score: 1

      Public schools generally don't try to cover things up by moving the offender to a new school.

      Really? And how do you know that?

      Regardless... Only about 4% of molesters in public schools get caught. Whether this pathetic number is due to an active cover-up by the school management, or passive incompetence of same, is, really, of little importance.

      The bottom line is, a child molester can have a far "happier" and "fulfilled" life as a public school teacher than as a priest.

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    13. Re:Any wide-scale blocking will have such problems by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      How can you know such a statistic? It must be almost impossible to measure.

    14. Re:Any wide-scale blocking will have such problems by bbsalem · · Score: 1

      Our hobby site got blocked by Googe/SafeBrowsing twice this months. No, we weren't hacked. No, we weren't hosting malware. We just happened to use the same advertising broker, that was fooled into showing malware ads earlier.

      If one wanted to make a good case, they could point out, how you can disappear from the Internet for mere association with someone else — and how suspicious it is, that that "something else" just happens to be a direct (if small-scale) competitor to Google...

      No, I don't like governmental censorware — as Heinlein put it in several of his books, the real danger comes not from content, but from the government's attempt to tell their citizens, that they can not be trusted to view it. That UK is doing just that is an outrage. But the fact, that the automated censor happens to be mis-categorize some content has nothing to do with it — the censorship is scandalously wrong whether or not it functions as designed.

      I am glad I don't live in the UK under the Cameron government, and my attitude toward the British was turned south by the condescending attitude voiced by several people in his government at the riots in London of two years ago, toward the "disadvantaged" people of color the UK government had invited to imegrate from former British Commonwealth, and how dare those same people ask for a living wage and torch a few store fronts doing so, as if it was the height of insolence for them to question the rights of British Aristocracy to keep them below the poverty line. Whether or not if that what was in the hearts of the Home Secretary and others in that government, it was that arrogance that was communicated. I have never thought the same about people form the UK since, snd especially the more formal their speech is. To this day it causes me to recoil when I hear that kind of British accent spoken over here in the U.S., the piece of the British Empire that made a clear break of it.

      So, it doesn't really surprise that a nation that lays claim to being a democracy and who gave us Americans the underpinnings of our inclusive institutions beginning with the Magna Carta, should, in establishing shared power between the Monarch and the emerging land owner class, and in Parliment, not come as far as we in realizing the correct institutions of a free society. That still carrying around the institutions of a class society, that conservatives there shoudl forget the lessons of their history and of other states in their empire. I can laugh at them from this safe distance and say that I hopes it hurts them in some immediate way, such as their students losing in tech advancements and losing wealth. And I hope that Brits who come hear drop their British accent and ties and become Americans and ensure that this nation remain as free as it can be, while the Aristocrats back home clamp down on their people and lose advantage.

    15. Re:Any wide-scale blocking will have such problems by bbsalem · · Score: 1

      Maybe you should use a different "advertising broker",

      Maybe. And, maybe, sex-education sites should make more effort to not appear like porn...

      But, of course, porn, like beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and there is no doubt that even the most clinical and scientific discussion of sex will look like porn to someone, especially the stuffy wife of a member of the House of Lords. I can imagine that there are many Brits who are still like that.

      And I do like your .sig "Somewhere in Chicago a community is missing an organizer.", for it signifies the problem, as in "Somewhere in Texas lives a fake dust farmer who is really a Wall Street Republican, born in New England," But I am not really making a partisan broadside here. I agree with your sig and my rejoinder and it has to do with the quality of leadership and how America is bad at producing leaders, after all if the best we can do is Harvard and Skull and Crosebones and drawing leaders out of corrupt corporations, we have no one but ourselves to blame.

      On the one hand President Obama is anything but Presidential, and I agree with the opposition broadside that he still thinks like a community organizer and has not acquired the scope of the Leader of the Free World, even if the "free" part is a little tarnished. I voted for him and he is a disappointment to me. But most of the 44 odd Presidents of this nation have been disappointments, more or less.

      As for G.W. Bush either he really was a Bumkin or more evil than we thought, not least for adopting the fake Texas persona when it was clear that he had more to do with Wall Street than Austin, and maybe that time at Harvard does tell, that inculcation into a cult of evil, like Mark Zuckerburg. The Face Book was a real document, a self-incriminating dossier, and is Facebook any more than that?

    16. Re:Any wide-scale blocking will have such problems by mi · · Score: 1

      Maybe. And, maybe, sex-education sites should make more effort to not appear like porn...

      But, of course, porn, like beauty is in the eye of the beholder

      My comment was a sarcastic response to a suggestion, our site "should make effort" to this and that... Ha-ha...

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    17. Re:Any wide-scale blocking will have such problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fucking moron.

    18. Re:Any wide-scale blocking will have such problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pedophiles who go into teaching are not generally trying to avoid being aroused by children.

  4. Me too! by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    ...blocks "sex education" web sites...

    Yeah, that's how I feel about xHamster, too.

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    1. Re:Me too! by _merlin · · Score: 1

      You could've at least linked to one of your favourite informative, educational videos rather than dumping us at the random smut-of-the-minute on the front page.

    2. Re:Me too! by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      The rules of humor state that simply linking to a porn site is too plain and crass, but variations can be acceptable:
      - Linking to something that looks like a porn site from the address, but is actually not. Eg, penisland.net
      - Linking to something that is porn, but not in the sense most would expect. Eg, fchan.us, https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=wetriffs&tbm=isch

    3. Re:Me too! by c0lo · · Score: 1

      The rules of humor state that simply linking to a porn site is too plain and crass, but variations can be acceptable: - Linking to something that looks like a porn site from the address, but is actually not. Eg, penisland.net - Linking to something that is porn, but not in the sense most would expect. Eg, fchan.us, https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=wetriffs&tbm=isch

      Got it. In a single go, like this porn site.

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    4. Re:Me too! by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      No, pointing out that this stupid blacklist catches the dbags at EE is NOT a good enough reason to let it slide.

      It's not, it's really not. We need to stay strong!

  5. i do not like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    beta.slashdot ending up on beta.slashdot at random.
    make up your mind please.

  6. Re:I have to agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Feeling sheepish?

  7. Apparently... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    They blocked the BNP website. (I don't agree with the BNP or anything those racist thugs stand for, but I don't condone political censorship.)

    Also the PPUK website.

    1. Re:Apparently... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow. How is this possibly even legal? Oh, I forgot - the laws only apply to the poor.

    2. Re:Apparently... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It's also blocking sites about homosexuality and LGBT rights.

    3. Re:Apparently... by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2

      Some people consider that a sin. Some people think they shouldn't even tell children about it for fear of "confusing" them. They are idiots of course, but you can very they will complain when the filters don't block that stuff.

      That's the problem. You can't please everyone, and sometimes a child's right to an education overrides the parent's wishes.

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    4. Re:Apparently... by acretchless · · Score: 1

      It also blocks the DNC (democrats.org). And the british labor party (http://action.labour.org.uk/) I think that all politics is forbidden to kids.

  8. Useless Article by Afty0r · · Score: 5, Informative

    He states, based on a single "URL checker" from O2, that every website he tried to check including slashdot, other tech news/resources sites and his own blog are "blocked by a parental controls regime - according to the URL checker".

    But a little testing would have shown him that disney.com is blocked on this. As is www.gov.uk - the UK governments own official site. The parental controls he's ranting about are bunkum. He should have researched his subject, and posted from an informed viewpoint, instead this article is a waste of time.

    1. Re:Useless Article by leuk_he · · Score: 5, Informative

      What is relevant is that the default nanny state setting is “Default Safety“. Almost everythin is blocked in the parental cotnrol setting. I think as a parent you have to manuall add sites to that filter to have anything that resembles the internet.

    2. Re:Useless Article by Okian+Warrior · · Score: 4, Insightful

      He should have researched his subject, and posted from an informed viewpoint, instead this article is a waste of time.

      No, he shouldn't have.

      We need to start using the tactics our opponents use. Let the public get the impression that the UK system is bad, by any means. If the UK government has to take the time to patiently explain why the article is wrong, it puts them on the defensive and puts a sliver of doubt in the mind of the public.

      It doesn't matter if it's inaccurate or if it's immoral or unfair or anything like that. What matters is whether it's effective.

      To quote an old geek saying, it's not enough to be right, you also have to be effective.

      A widely-read article that's well written, facially correct (everything he says is true), and casts doubt on the UK filters. That it isn't a fair assessment is immaterial - it serves the right purpose.

      Let the UK government respond - we shouldn't be helping them justify the system.

    3. Re:Useless Article by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      I hate to say it but I have to agree. I was thinking we could do something like they did to that Santorum guy in the US. Redefine "Cameron" as pissing inside someone while having sex with them. Maybe giving someone a Tory could mean safety pins thorough their nipples. Get those terms on the bad word block lists, make them hard to Google.

      Is there a submission page for the blocklists? we should start submitting Daily Mail pages in bulk for a mix of child porn and hate mongering. And racism and religious hatred.

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    4. Re:Useless Article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      protip: all parties do this, and it is the cancer that is killing the free world

      instead of trying to be more of a status-mongering chimp, try being less of one

    5. Re:Useless Article by Okian+Warrior · · Score: 1

      I hate to say it but I have to agree. [...]Maybe giving someone a Tory could mean safety pins thorough their nipples. Get those terms on the bad word block lists, make them hard to Google.

      You mean like Prince Albert, yes?

      "My love, when I die I want my name to live on as a museum, a library, and something uncommon".

      "What uncommon thing, dear?"

      "Oh, I don't care - surprise me".

    6. Re:Useless Article by JackDW · · Score: 1

      I see what you're saying, but here's how I think that would actually play out.

      If this gets further than Slashdot and Reddit, the government's PR will point out the nature of the mistake, and there will be articles on the BBC News about how a blogger got it wrong and the whole thing went viral before anyone checked any facts. Which is absolutely true.

      But next time - when there really is some censorship, when Amnesty International really is on the blacklist - the government's PR will say that once again, it's a mistake, and once again, the bloggers are looking at some ISP's opt-in whitelist rather than the real thing. Meanwhile they can quietly correct the blacklist before too many people notice, making it look like (once again) the Internet has cried wolf.

      However this goes, they win. The best thing for us to do is take the high ground, and be absolutely truthful about what's going on. Yes, obviously, this on-by-default filtering idea is stupid, staggeringly bad even for the Tories, but we're not going to deal with that by playing amateur PR against resourceful people who do it for a living.

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  9. Does it filter this site? by BringsApples · · Score: 2, Funny

    http://genki-genki.com/

    Because I'm trying to figure out if that's even porn or not.

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    1. Re:Does it filter this site? by leuk_he · · Score: 1

      Wel.. NSFW, that is for sure. That kind of site is the result of the censoring of dicks in japan. So they decide to show something else there. tentacles are not forbidden.

    2. Re:Does it filter this site? by BringsApples · · Score: 1

      Because I'm trying to figure out if that's even porn or not.

      Your answer: tentacles are not forbidden

      BRRRRP! Wrong answer. The answer that we were looking for was:
      It's not even porn, it's odd porn.

      Seriously though, jap-fap porn is hard to come by.
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  10. Terrifying... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Its fucking ridiculous. State-controlled internet filtering is unacceptable in *any* case. Given how we more-or-less live our lives on/via the internet now, I'm shocked that more people aren't vocally objecting to this.

    1. Re:Terrifying... by SternisheFan · · Score: 2

      I can understand /. getting filtered, there is a lot of fucking cursing going on here. Myself, I find it disgraceful!

    2. Re:Terrifying... by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 0

      There is a lot of ambiguous or misleading commentary going around here.

      The main child safety/evil censorship* tools making the news in recent weeks are being adopted by the top few largest ISPs in the UK. If you don't like it, for now you can still choose another ISP that doesn't do this sort of thing. No need to vocally object, just vote with your wallet, and if you feel like it, tell others that they can do the same.

      I suspect that if the government actually tried to institute compulsory censorship, at least if everyone knew about it because it was actually used, that government would not survive the next general election, and it's highly unlikely that the ministers responsible would still be in office by that time.

      * Delete as applicable.

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    3. Re:Terrifying... by sjames · · Score: 1

      Perhaps they are and you can't see it on the web.

    4. Re:Terrifying... by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      Something like that. There are a few strongly pro-filter ISPs - the campaign was started by Claire Perry, and really took off once Cameron himself threw his weight behind it. They probably have the influence to pass a law mandating filtering if they really tried, but it would take months of debating and cost political capital when they could instead work on other things. So instead they used that possibility to pressure ISPs, effectively presenting a simple choice: If every major ISP imposes voluntary filtering, Perry and Cameron will leave the issue alone. If not, they will pass a law mandating it. The law would likely end up an awkward mess full of expensive reporting requirements and impossible targets, so the ISPs are in general sensible enough to know that voluntary compliance is in their best interests.

    5. Re:Terrifying... by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1

      The thing is, I'm not sure they do have the political capital to pass a law mandating this. Cameron clearly has significant problems keeping his back-benchers in line. In this case a politician hardly anyone had ever heard of before is drumming up a bit of attention by shouting "think of the children". Cameron has gone along with it by holding meetings and by making press statements, all the time carefully leaving wriggle room if it becomes a headline issue for the wrong reasons.

      The reaction I've seen so far has been some combination of "Meh" and "People still use those ISPs?!" and "This is just the nanny state again, people should raise their children responsibly and supervise them properly". But of course most people I know already had Internet connections and often with other ISPs, so most of us aren't affected at all by these new measures anyway.

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  11. Nothing to see here... by mwvdlee · · Score: 4, Informative

    This.

    Every single site I tried was either not listed or "blocked by the parental control regime".

    I don't agree with filters, but this particular one (the parental control) is an opt-in filter which just seems to block everything by default.

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    1. Re:Nothing to see here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      The u12 (Under 12) list is actually a whitelist, so you're correct on that, and this entire article is severely flawed in that way.

    2. Re:Nothing to see here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ..which might just have been a brilliant move by O2 UK to highlight the stupidity of default filters.

      Hey, I can dream, can't I?

  12. Oh noes - the opt-in under-12 filter by gnoshi · · Score: 4, Informative

    So, what he's saying is that the blocklist labelled "Parental Control (opt in u12 service)" - i.e. Opt In Under 12 year old - blocks a lot of stuff. Pretty much everything, in fact.
    That would be scary, except that it isn't the default opt-out list, and it is apparently intended as a whitelist of known ok sites. Any whitelist based system will block most stuff, because that's kind of the point.

    I liked this guys post called Content filtering is stupid, but you are stupider.
    To quote: "However, and unfortunately, most of the last couple of days’ Twitter chat about content filtering has involved gibbering idiots who know fuck all about fuck all talking embarrassing nonsense.". I think that sums the OP nicely.

    1. Re:Oh noes - the opt-in under-12 filter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny how the mental sum of seeing people incorrectly assert their opinion in this case is basically 'ah heck people are stupid, guess those governments aint so bad after all, the filter probably works alright.' I mean.. nobody could have thought about that before hand, and readied a cadre of sock puppets to stage the sentiment.. could they?

    2. Re:Oh noes - the opt-in under-12 filter by gnoshi · · Score: 1

      Yeah, because that's exactly what the guy I linked too was saying when he said, as his entire second paragraph:

      As everyone sensible argued in great detail at the time the PM promised it following a Massive Stupid Media Panic, content filtering is pointless: it’s easy to bypass, provides a false sense of security, leads to false positives so that sex education sites get blocked, and puts the infrastructure in place for a more Daily Mail-friendly government to run wider censorship modes.

      The point isn't that filtering isn't stupid. It is.
      The point is that the OP is stupid because it isn't actually discussing the filtering that matters. It's similar to bitching that an under-12s bookshop doesn't include books on politics and censorship.

  13. Blocks conservative's own web site by Alain+Williams · · Score: 2

    It also blocks the Tory's (also known as Conservatives) own web site: http://www.conservatives.com/Splash.aspx under Parental Control. The irony is delicious!

    1. Re:Blocks conservative's own web site by Opportunist · · Score: 3, Funny

      Irony? I sure as hell would like a webfilter for kids filter out the webpage of perverts.

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  14. Worse than censorship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just woke up from a comma and I heard that they cut off Angelina Jolie's tater tots? Is this true? Because if it is I don't see the point in living anymore.

    1. Re:Worse than censorship by Desler · · Score: 4, Funny

      A comma? Did it punctuate you?

  15. Kinds? by Desler · · Score: 1

    Too bad Nanny Tory does not want kinds to read up on tech web sites

    Kinds of what?

    1. Re:Kinds? by dbarron · · Score: 1

      You don't want to know what 'kinds', it's censored.

  16. Anti-circumvention by MichaelSmith · · Score: 2

    Information which helps circumvent filters has to be blocked by the filters, for the filters to work. So yeah, thats why lots of other stuff has to be taken out and its why the filters won't work.

    Also there's the other thing about webmail. In my experience a lot of casual porn gets delivered by yahoo mail, etc. So are we going to block webmail now?

    1. Re:Anti-circumvention by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      So what everyone needs to do is put the URL of unblocking information in their signatures. In fact, just put the info in there directly. Post it in every discussion on every mainstream website. Those sites will then be blocked.

      Remember those censorship badges you could put on your website out in your forum signature? We have to do everything possible to undermine these filters.

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    2. Re:Anti-circumvention by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      Yeah but I don't think you need to. It only takes one post about getting around the filters to get slashdot.org filtered.

  17. childline blocked for u12s by toshikodo · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I just checked to see if the filter would block children from accessing the website of the UK's most important helpline for children, childline [www.childline.org.uk]. Guess what? It does - you really really really couldn't make this shit up. Lets hope the little darlings aren't feeling suicidal as a result, because it also blocks their access to the Samaritans [www.samaritans.org]. Speechless!

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    1. Re:childline blocked for u12s by julian67 · · Score: 2

      I just enabled the Kids Safe filter on my TalkTalk broadband. It takes about a minute to take effect after being toggled on or off or the settings changed. I checked that it is active by trying to visit an online betting site. The filter blocked it and informed me that it had done so.

      Next I visited http://www.samaritans.org/ and then http://www.childline.org.uk/

      Both pages load perfectly normally and are fully accessible. Anyone in the UK with an ISP that offers this filtering can check this for themselves.

      If *completely optional* filtering was in fact some kind of draconian censorship then people who object to it would not need to resort to making hysterical misrepresentations, would they?

    2. Re:childline blocked for u12s by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      Different filters. The filter the page checks against is the strictest setting, not the moderately-strict default.

  18. Re:I have to agree by Fluffeh · · Score: 2

    Feeling sheepish?

    I think sex-ed sites that involve sheep probably could be blocked - and nothing of value will be lost.

    *sips coffee*

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  19. Re:I have to agree by Opportunist · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm not really sure if the Tories are a good source of information on how to lead a healthy sex life. Unless of course you subscribe to the "do as I say, don't do as I do" school of thought.

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  20. Re:I see now why Tipper Gore supported this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Was that a joke? The UK has been doing this kind of shit and surveilling the masses on their own accord for quite some time.

    I know it's easier to just always blame America than it is to look at your own country, but maybe one of these days you can consider it.

  21. Uk Govt Censorware Blocks Sites.. by gallondr00nk · · Score: 1

    But don't worry, Slashdot still allows any poorly researched knee jerk blog post onto the front page.

  22. For your safety by just_a_monkey · · Score: 2

    Maybe all protests are censored as well.

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  23. Oblig xkcd by gmuslera · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Oh, wait, even XKCD is blocked according to http://urlchecker.o2.co.uk/. Even wikipedia is blocked.

    Probably the people behind this wants that the UK population be at least as stupid as them. In the race to the bottom there is no winner.

  24. genki desu ikaga sama de by Vreejack · · Score: 1

    And now I feel ill

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  25. This is not censorship as the user is in control. by julian67 · · Score: 4, Informative

    The article is bunk and the language used is deceitful and apparently deliberately so.

    I'm in UK and my ISP is TalkTalk, the first ISP here to introduce such a filter. It is entirely optional. The *account holder* controls it, not the government or the ISP or anyone else. I can switch it off or on at will and it takes just a minute or two to take effect. It is even customisable, for example I can allow/disallow any of the following categories:

    Dating
    Drugs, Alcohol and Tobacco
    Gambling
    Pornography
    Suicide and Self-Harm
    Weapons and Violence

    The above are default blocked *if* I enable the filter and don't deselect them. Additionally I can add:

    File Sharing Sites
    Games
    Social Networking

    Using the term "censorship" implies that something is redacted, withheld or forbidden or otherwise placed off limits in a way that is outside of the user's control. That is absolutely not the case. The account holder is fully able to switch the filter off or on as they see fit. I was informed of the availability of the filter via email from my ISP and tried it in various options in order to satisfy curiosity and then decided it can remain permanently off.

    What the government has done is to require the major ISPs and telcos to implement a filtering system that allows the account holder to opt in or out and even to have fine grained control. Basically this means that adults control their accounts as they like but that children whose mobile phones and internet access is the responsibility of their parents are obliged to defer to the responsible adult.

    Allowing adults full discretion is not censorship by any stretch of the imagination. Parents having some say in what their children consume is also not censorship - it is part of parenting.

  26. Trolling British Style by Taco+Cowboy · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Rule #1 was always that you don't troll as an AC

    In Great Britain you don't need to troll as an AC, for in the British Parliament you get to see those "Lords" trolling each others to death whenever they get the chance.

    United Kingdom used to snide at China for their infamous "Great Firewall of China" censorware. Now the table has turned.

    At the very least, users from China can still access Slashdot, even with that "Great Firewall of China" playing at full blast.

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    1. Re:Trolling British Style by Pino+Grigio · · Score: 1

      I saw yesterday that William Rees Mogg, a British Conservative MP, had his site blocked by O2 from his own phone. Well, here's the thing: The Daily Mail newspaper, read by oh I don't know, 100,000,000 worldwide (internet views), was running a campaign and Claire Perry, another Conservative MP, was charged by the Prime Minister with placating it. She did so but as always with the things politicians do, the blow-back from the unintended consequences of this action will probably cause the party to suffer more than the original act.

      The power of outrage is very strong in the UK at the moment, across all fronts. People were outraged at children being able to view pornography and now a different set of people are outraged that seemingly innocuous websites are being blocked.

      Before you ask, yes, my country is nuts.

    2. Re: Trolling British Style by apc512599 · · Score: 1

      Come back Mary Whithouse, all is forgiven.

  27. So you WERE serving malware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Their is nothing scummier than the owner of a website complaining about THEIR inconvenience when someone attempts to protect users from malware put onto users machines by that site.

    Here's a message for you, you CRETIN 'mi'. You, and YOU ALONE are responsible to your users for the actions of ANY affiliate you allow to operate via your website. If you make money from serving ads, you are 100% responsible for any damage caused to users by those ads. And if an ad 'broker' has engaged in sickeningly criminal activity by placing malware on a users machine at ANY time, your use of that ad broker is a direct attack against your users.

    The ONLY ads you should permit are those filtered through your own servers, and limited to JPGs or similar.

    I'll be blunt. I would happily see the law changed so people like you, mi, do serious jail time if you, or any agent you contract with, serves malware via your website, or actively seeks the potential to do the same. You have ZERO right to make advertising revenue at the expense of risking serious criminal damage to your users' computers.

    1. Re:So you WERE serving malware by mi · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Their [sic] is nothing scummier

      Oh, yes, there is. Posting illiterate insults as "Anonymous Coward" — to avoid the beating to what little karma there is — is an example.

      complaining about THEIR inconvenience when someone attempts to protect users from malware put onto users machines by that site.

      Except our site didn't do it. The ad-broker did not do it either. The broker was blacklisted by Google, because at some point earlier they were fooled by a malicious ad. Google blacklisted them, and everybody using them...

      Here's a message for you, you CRETIN 'mi'.

      Wow, what passion. I can't imagine, what you'd say, if were an accessory to murder or rape — rather than a mere computer "infection". Take a chill pill or something...

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    2. Re:So you WERE serving malware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... YOU ALONE are responsible to your users for the actions of ANY affiliate you allow to operate ...

      Yeah, and when you break the speed limit, all passengers in the car deserve tickets for their complicity.

  28. Re:This is not censorship as the user is in contro by mrbester · · Score: 3, Interesting

    No. What this is is a default on filter that you specifically have to opt out from in order to see such subversive content as Childline. Alternatively, it could be stated as a system where you have to specifically opt in to see the same sites as you did yesterday (like Slashdot). Now they have your name and the knowledge that you are a disgusting immoral piece of pond scum of the type the hysterical mouth foamers of the hypocritical Daily Mail would advocate stringing up if they thought they could get away with it.

    This is something that has no legislative backing and no Parliamentary support. That that cunt Cameron threatened ISPs in the first place because of some shrill bitch few have even heard of makes it even worse.

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  29. Animal Farm by tepples · · Score: 1

    It's similar to bitching that an under-12s bookshop doesn't include books on politics and censorship.

    That depends. Do elementary schools over there ban Animal Farm by George Orwell?

    1. Re:Animal Farm by gnoshi · · Score: 1

      The analogy was more around the idea that an under-12 bookshop must explicity and intentionally include everything it contains, and everything it contains is included for under-12s. However, that is far from clear from my original statement, so my bad.

      If this filtering were being applied to schools then I think it would warrant much more attention, but what we're talking here is the extreme implementation of 'Parents need to manage what their kids do on the Internet'. Don't get me wrong, I don't think this is the best way for parents to do that, but if parents are having to spend so much time choking on how evil the Internet supposedly is for their kids and it's for porn etc etc then the existence of this kind of filtering is inevitable. Some will argue it is a good thing to give parents this option.

      Another challenge that applies to the 'elementary school' situation is that in a school library, Animal Farm is a single book. It's there. Someone ordered it, and it got stacked on the shelf. However, on the Internet there are no doubt many thousands of sources for it so whitelisting them all is impractial.

    2. Re:Animal Farm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know that the movie version was shown in my elementary school back in 197x

    3. Re:Animal Farm by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      It's one of the standard school reading list books used in english literature classes. At secondary school though, not primary.

      To a child, it's basically a cute book about talking animals with a few dark turns. Once they get a bit older they can start to see the political allegory.

  30. Hap-penis through Wikipedia by tepples · · Score: 1

    Even wikipedia is blocked.

    Probably because it's moar liek Dickipedia with its diagrams of a man's external genitals.

    1. Re:Hap-penis through Wikipedia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh no, it's a penis. Surely any kid seeing that would be mentally scarred for life.

  31. Julian67 = Common Purpose shill by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Tony Blair even created an agency to train loyalists to shill for his initiatives throughout the UK- an agency called 'COMMON PURPOSE'.

    The censorship systems universally applied to mobile phone access to the Internet in the UK were designed to prepare fro similar draconian systems that would apply to ordinary ISP services.

    -mobile phone censorship was specifically designed to have as wide a reach as possible, introducing default categories of restrictions that ban all but mainstream media outlets (like those controlled by the BBC and Rupert Murdoch). By definition, being on ANY banned list implies their is something fundamentally WRONG with your content. Banned lists are purposely designed to blacken the reputation of websites in the minds of ordinary people. People who choose to deactivate such filters are labelled in the UK press as 'perverts', 'terrorists', 'extremists', 'anti-social', 'trouble makers', 'mentally ill' - well you get the idea.

    -despite what vile shill Julian67 states, it is incredibly DIFFICULT for the user of most mobile phone services to remove the censorship filters. ***NO*** you cannot simply go to a web-page and uncheck the filters- the excuse being that such a system would be 'insecure' and exploitable by the 'kids'. No, most phone companies require a complex series of 'in person' contacts and requests, with the filters being automatically reapplied at the drop of a hat. At every stage, mobile phone operators are trained to question WHY you would want to be such a deviant, and remove their blocks.

    -mainstream media journalists in the UK are instructed to NEVER discuss the extent of UK internet censorship, and imply in every report that it somehow blocks only porn and 'illegal' stuff. The 'illegal' meme is essential, for it implies that everything blocked that is not porn is illegal in some sense, and that allowing people the ability to view such material is appalling, and must be prevented by future laws.

    In 2014 the BBC, for instance, is planning multiple broadcasts on the basis "DID YOU KNOW THAT N% OF UK HOMES WITH CHILDREN UNDER 18 REFUSE TO ACTIVATE INTERNET FILTERS?". New laws are planned at the end of 2014 making it an offences under child protection principles for households with children to have unfiltered access to the Internet. At the end of 2015, it is proposed to extend this principle as an excuse to make filtering mandatory in most categories, and to make use of VPN services illegal for unlicensed entities (ie., ordinary citizens).

                 

    1. Re:Julian67 = Common Purpose shill by julian67 · · Score: 1

      To enable or disable my ISP's filtering I log into my account on ISP's www site using my username and password. I can then switch filtering on or off in a couple of clicks. The changes take effect within a minute or two.

      This remains the case whether you call me nasty names or not.

      I looked up Common Purpose on Wikipedia and it is apparently a "a British charity that runs leadership development programmes across the UK." which employs 125 staff. I'm not one of them, nor had I ever heard of them until just now.

      If I were you I would pay a bit more attention to getting a grasp of some easily available and verifiable facts and a little less to paranoid name calling and exciting conspiracy theories.

  32. Is *windows*, *update*, *apple* blocked? by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 2

    just wait for one the block by default systems to mess up systems in odd and unseen ways

  33. Re:This is not censorship as the user is in contro by julian67 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You use words and phrases such as "pond scum", "mouth foamers", "cunt", "shrill bitch" yet you claim *others* are hysterical?

    It's this kind of huge exaggeration and irrational and maniacal reaction that makes discussion futile, or at least too boring and wearisome to pursue. I assume this is intentional as it serves to obscure the facts and clears the field of rational actors leaving the discussion in the hands of people with an axe to grind.

    The funny thing is that in your reply you perfectly fulfil the description of an intolerant, unreasonable reactionary who is either deluded or dishonest, all the while clearly imagining yourself to be reasonable, honest and right thinking.

  34. Re:I have to agree by cold+fjord · · Score: 1

    "Hypocrisy is the homage vice pays to virtue." - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

    It is interesting the way that can play out.

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  35. Re:This is not censorship as the user is in contro by tepples · · Score: 0

    Parents having some say in what their children consume is also not censorship - it is part of parenting.

    Is it likewise an acceptable "part of parenting" for an abusive parent to prevent a child from accessing information about child abuse?

  36. Re:This is not censorship as the user is in contro by gnoshi · · Score: 2

    No. What this is is a default on filter that you specifically have to opt out from in order to see such subversive content as Childline.

    No it isn't. It's opt-in parental controls for under-12s to limit access to only whitelisted sites.
    By all means, get angry about opt-out filters affecting adults which achieve nothing and restrict access to political speech and information, and indeed porn. Just save your anger for cases where they really are opt-out filters which affect adults.

    When you are getting angry, though, you may want to present yourself as less of a raving nutbag; otherwise you'll just do the anti-censorship side damage.

  37. Re:This is not censorship as the user is in contro by julian67 · · Score: 1

    Would that by any chance be one of those straw men, a leading question, heavily loaded with bias and expectation?

    It's good to see that the well worn but always emotive "think of the children!" is a straw clutched by those people of all persuasions who prefer to carefully avoid dealing with such boring and troublesome things as facts and reason.

  38. Existing Solutions Popular? by ScottCooperDotNet · · Score: 1

    There's many parental control packages out there, both built into Internet Security suites and stand-alone packages. There are even home-use hardware solutions. Why does the government need to mandate something the market has already taken care of?

    It's a shame parents are under the belief they need to keep their kids "pure and innocent" from sex, as if it's some great evil that they grow up to enjoy. No matter how many filters you put up, it doesn't matter because there are still print magazines full of naked women. Teens masturbate, even apes and monkeys do, no matter what your deity says. Internet filtering is like circumcision in the Victorian age, a counterproductive strategy to combat what's at worst a lesser evil than the cure. After all, what's more harmful? Used tissues or the suppression of free speech?

    1. Re:Existing Solutions Popular? by gnoshi · · Score: 1

      Re: parental control packages, I agree - they already exist.

      Your second argument, though, is not so good. First, there is a large gap between "pure and innocent" from sex and viewing double-anal online. Similarly, because it is much easier to legislate rules on printed media, there are indeed print magazines full of naked women, but notably less printed magazines available with double-anal.

      So, in summary.
      (Scale approximate)
      Pure and innocent Not pure and innocent Printed nudie mags Dual-arse-fucking videos

      far right maybe too hardcore for kids?

      Note: not supporting Internet censorship; just pointing out problems with your argument.

    2. Re:Existing Solutions Popular? by VortexCortex · · Score: 1

      There's many parental control packages out there, both built into Internet Security suites and stand-alone packages. There are even home-use hardware solutions. Why does the government need to mandate something the market has already taken care of?

      Acclimation to the censorship and spying capabilities. At the ISP level they're supposed to just see IP addresses. However, now they've gone and associated IPs to content. So, that's one step closer to peering inside each packet. You roll out new systems slowly and get users acclimated to the boiling water slowly, otherwise they jump out before you can cook them.

  39. Re:I have to agree by _merlin · · Score: 4, Funny

    If you do that, Wales might have to secede from the United Kingdom.

  40. Re:This is not censorship as the user is in contro by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nope it's merely a natural consequence of this "think of the children" bullshit.

  41. Re:This is not censorship as the user is in contro by tepples · · Score: 2

    It's a reaction to the report that ChildLine is blocked, plus guessing at a reason why a parent would want to leave it blocked.

  42. It's a whitelist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Skimming the comments of the article, Anonymous posted

    Don't get your panties in a bunch. It would appear 'Parental control' is a whitelist. Only specific children's sites are allowed, everything else is blocked.

  43. Re:This is not censorship as the user is in contro by julian67 · · Score: 1

    Here are two amazing facts:

    1) A telephone can actually be used to make voice calls! The childline number is 0800 1111 and is accessible to anyone with a telephone! Doh.

    ") Here is an even better fact: I have enabled the "Kids Safe" family filter and checked that it is active by trying to go to a gambling site betuk.com. The filter blocks the site and informs me it has done so. Next I search for childline and follow the link to the official site http://www.childline.org.uk./ It loads as normal.

    CHILDLINE IS NOT BLOCKED.

    This "but what about childline, think of the children!" argument is utterly bogus and dishonest. Anyone in UK who is a customer of one of the big ISPs or telcos can enable the family filter and see for themselves.

    Another thing the family filter does not block is slashdot and nor does it prevent pathetic attention seeking activists telling lies and doing their feeble minded pseudoliberal scaremongering.

  44. Re:This is not censorship as the user is in contro by mrbester · · Score: 1

    Is it opt in when it is set by default by the ISP? Or do you consider it to be "implied" opt in, just like Summary Care Records and the care.data transfer, where if you don't even get informed that it happens you are deemed to have agreed to it?

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  45. Re:This is not censorship as the user is in contro by mrbester · · Score: 1

    It already is in the hands of the axe grinders. They have been far more vocal than a rant on a forum. And, yes, I am intolerant of those who arbitrarily decide what adults can see using any form of the "think of the children" bullshit *and advocate that it is applied by default*.

    Porn mags are sold to children. It's illegal but still happens and is the fault of the newsagent. Should every adult who wants to buy one put their name down on a list - and thus be marked - so the innocent kiddies don't get their minds warped? When it comes to online porn it is the responsibility of the parents (i.e. a proper opt in system, which is not what O2, BT and others are implementing under an insidious and undemocratic threat of legislation).

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  46. Re:This is not censorship as the user is in contro by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Censorship doesn't stop being censorship because a parent does it instead of the government. If you will argue for blocking your kids from having free access to information, then have the decency not to make excuses about it.

    Blocking information, regardless of the nature of information, is censorship. Let that sink in for a while.

  47. Using a Decent ISP will help. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Disclosure I work for a ISP (Business not domestic),

    I would move to Virgin media first they are going to be the last of the big 5 who add the block, but Andrews & Arnold and Claranet wont add them unless forced to by law (and even then A&A have a reputation for fighting for users rights, one of the owners troll's and sues cold callers) they are not perfect but they are the best of the bunch.

    I don't work for the ones listed, I just give my opinion (and use one of the listed ISP's), but if this carrys on I can see a BIG spike in the off shore VPN market.

  48. Great Britain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Britain! Let's all lobotomise the most revolutionary piece of technology ever created so that we never have to look at pictures of dicks when we aren't expecting it. God save the Queen!

    Please, someone fucking invade us or something. I am embarrassed. Fuck.

  49. Re:This is not censorship as the user is in contro by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

    These filters are for under 12s, but his point about the global filters is correct. The government is building a database of perverts. What husband or wife would date turn the filter off, if their partner might find out? How long until opting to see violent/pornographic sites is grounds for divorce?

    You already get scary warnings when doing legitimate searches. I don't advise trying it but Bing warns you not to be a paedo when you search for words like"lolita", even though it is a normal girl's name, a French pop star, famous book and two noted and awarded films. You probably get a black mark against your name too, just in case you ever want to work with children or date someone who wants to do a police check on you.

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  50. Heh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And they wonder why we came to America.

  51. Holy crap - you're right! by Okian+Warrior · · Score: 1

    From Wikipedia:

    The campaign for "santorum" neologism started with a contest held in May 2003 by Dan Savage, a columnist and LGBT rights activist. Savage asked his readers to create a definition for the word "santorum" in response to then-U.S. Senator Rick Santorum's views on homosexuality, and comments about same sex marriage [...] The winning entry, which defined "santorum" as "the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex". He created a web site, spreadingsantorum.com (and santorum.com), to promote the definition, which became a top internet search result displacing the Senator's official website on many search engines, including Google, Yahoo! Search, and Bing.

    Let's totally do this!

    I'll donate $50 towards prize money for the winner of the contest.

    This should be done by a Brit. Any takers?

  52. Re:This is not censorship as the user is in contro by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

    They screwed up there. By putting 'file sharing' on the list, they demonstrated that they have the capability to block it. Soon the BPI is going to start threatening to take legal action against ISPs if they don't make blocking of that category manditory.

    Easy enough to justify: Pirates generally consider pornography just another class of media to share. They don't segregate it.

  53. Re:This is not censorship as the user is in contro by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

    He was using them in representing the manner in which hysterical people thing. Perfectly common writing device.

  54. Re:This is not censorship as the user is in contro by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

    I'm waiting for the first time it is brought up in a child custody case. "My ex disabled the child safety filters, clearly demonstrating a reckless disregard for the wellbeing of our child."

  55. (apologies if this comes out weird, I'm struggling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (apologies if this comes out weird, I'm struggling to understand how this fucking beta interface works and I can't figure out how to turn it off)

    O2's "parental control" whitelist is designed for under-12s. The childline website has a variety of content that wouldn't be suitable for an under-12, including a rather open discussion of "sexting" and why people do it. This has nothing to do with the "on-by-default" blacklist that most people have been talking about recently.

  56. Comma by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes. In the appendix, no less. I was parenthetic for weeks, but then they tried me on exclamation points and I recovered. But they tell me I might relapse -- they're worried it'll be a serial comma.

  57. opt-in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is it opt in when it is set by default by the ISP?

    No. But that's not what we're talking about. Look at the results pages linked. There are results for four different access levels shown. The third on the list is "default" and is the one you're talking about. The one TFA is complaining blacklists all the sites discussed so far is the fourth on the list, and is labelled "parental control (under-12)". None of the sites mentioned in the article or in any of the parents to this post are blacklisted on the third "default" list.

  58. Childline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have enabled the "Kids Safe" family filter and checked that it is active by trying to go to a gambling site betuk.com. The filter blocks the site and informs me it has done so. Next I search for childline and follow the link to the official site http://www.childline.org.uk./ [childline.org.uk] It loads as normal.
    CHILDLINE IS NOT BLOCKED.

    Which ISP are you using? TFA is discussing a blacklist operated by O2. Are you sure this is the one you are testing against?

  59. If you've never seen PE film when raining by WinstonWolfIT · · Score: 1
  60. Re:This is not censorship as the user is in contro by gnoshi · · Score: 1

    Sure, this is easy.
    I think it's ok for someone to make a filter so parent can block their own children from "free access to information".

    I think it would be kind of lame for a parent to use that to block access to a wikipedia. I think it would be completely understandable for a parent to try to use that to block hardcore pornography. That is, for a parent to try to block access for their own children.

    The filtering problem in that context (parent blocking access by child) is that the filters are inaccurate and ineffective, not that filters exist as such.
    In fact, when my child is starting to use the Internet, I'd be quite happy if I could actually block porn, and only porn. You call it censorship? I call it parenting.

  61. Holocaust revisionism will also be blocked... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... which is the WHOLE purpose behind this...

    Can't have our Jewish 'masters' being found out, can we?

  62. Re:I have to agree by lgw · · Score: 1

    Few people understand the power of that quote. Religion doesn't maintain power over society by ensuring no one sins - that's an impossible task - but by ensuring everyone agrees that religion gets to define what sin is. Hypocrisy is thus no threat to the power of religion.

    Of course, we see what the modern stand-in for religion is.

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  63. they block even... science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Enter
    http://periodensystem.com/
    in
    http://urlchecker.o2.co.uk/urlcheck.aspx

    and see. There is even a category for this: science.
    [sarcasm]I agree science is evil. But wouldn't it be more efficient to close schools or give them into the hands of creationists?
    oh, wait, the governments are working on that issue. [/sarcasm]

  64. Excuse me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But it is a well known fact that conservatives are LIARS.

    Pardon us if we ignore you.

  65. Mod parent up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    GP jumping to conclusions. That said, I don't care for the rib against ACs. I mean, that's kind of the point of AC.

  66. There's a petition by Kreela · · Score: 1

    O2 messed up by releasing this tool without explaining what it means, and also by having a whitelist blocker that's so restrictive it's entirely useless. But in some ways this whitelist is a distraction from the main issue of whether anyone should have the right to carry out this censorship, against young people who are in some cases old enough to be having sex. And who has the right to define what is porn, what is sex education, and what is "mature" content, particularly when there are grey areas that shade into political issues? There's a petition against the blocking: http://www.change.org/en-GB/petitions/bt-o2-talktalk-virgin-media-sky-we-urge-the-government-internet-service-providers-to-rethink-their-filtering-plans-which-are-detrimental-to-free-speech-and-child-safety?share_id=ClZgdVULyz&utm_campaign=autopublish&utm_medium=facebook&utm_source=share_petition

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  68. Re:not slashdot!, not freebsd.org! by bbsalem · · Score: 1

    I'll bet that they got freebsd.org confused with freebd.org.

  69. Re:I have to agree by bbsalem · · Score: 1

    But wait, Hypocrisy is violating in deed your prescription for others. So saying that greed or lust are sins and then going out and robbing the offering plate and screwing one of your perisioners, don't say that men of the cloth don't do either with fair regularity, is a threat to the power of religion. It undermines religion, but it is the common type of religion that is based on moral authority, which most religion is. One of the good things about Pope Francis is that he is calling his own fellow Catholics on hypocrisy, like converting the lavish residence of one bishop into a home for the poor.

  70. Slash by Dabido · · Score: 1

    Maybe it filters it, because 'taking a slash' is sometimes used as a colloquialism for taking a pee. We don't want those kiddies in the UK to be accessing fetish sites with 'pee pee porn'.

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