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Millions of Dogecoin Stolen Over Christmas

Kenseilon writes "The Verge reports that millions of Dogecoins — an alternative cryptocurrency — was stolen after the service DogeWallet was hacked. DogeWallet worked like a bank account for the currency, and the attackers modified it to make sure all transactions ended up in a wallet of their choice. This latest incident is just one in the long (and growing) list of problems that cryptocurrencies are currently facing. It brings to mind the incident where bitcoin exchange service GBL vanished and took a modest amount of Bitcoins with them. While not a similar case, it highlights the difficulties with trusting service provides in this market."

132 comments

  1. What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Who cares?
    Dogecoin was originally a satire "cryptocurrency" anyway, the fact that it got "hacked" just prove the point even more.

    1. Re:What? by HairyNevus · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Pretty much this. After Bitcoin, it was inevitable that copycats would come about. But a cryptocurrency with only redditors who actually believe in its worth, and 4channers scamming each other as the user base? Come on. This is not news for nerds. This does not matter.

      As an aside, Ripple may actually be promising. If cryptocurrency is going to keep being a "thing", there ought to be more than one further down the line.

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    2. Re:What? by viperidaenz · · Score: 3, Funny

      This isn't about redditors, 4channers or any other human-like creature.

      Think of the poor dogs effected by this! They can't exchange currency over the internet any more.

    3. Re:What? by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 1

      So value, much currency, wow.

    4. Re:What? by Lumpy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Not really, the problem is that it drastically devalues the currency to have thousands of competing currencies. It made it a major PITA in the early colonial days as each colony had it's own currency and even banks had their own. So you would be paid in Bank of Fred Dollars but need to change them to Town of Funnyville dollars to spend them, oh and surprise there is an exchange rate where some of the value disappeared. It makes it trivial to start scamming people left and right as each currency competes.

      I honestly don't see any of the current attempts (BitCoin Included) being a stable or viable long term digital underground currency. It's good now, but nobody has any expectations of it being around even 12 months later. It's starting to catch the attention of countries that do not like the competition and will start looking at it as a way to evade taxes and that will suddenly cause acceptance at legitimate traders to be limited.

      I wish there was something that could come around, but if it competes with someone else that has a lot of power, it will lose in the end.

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    5. Re:What? by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      No, think of the poor Venetian magistrates who are now unable to pay their gondoliers. Are they marooned in the Canale Grande?

    6. Re:What? by AndrewBuck · · Score: 1

      The thing is though there really aren't lots of competing cryptocurrencies. There is Bitcoin which is like 1000 times more influential than litecoin and litecoin is like 1000 times more influential than any of the others.

      I think it is likely that bitcoin and litecoin will probably both survive as they fulfill different 'niches' in the currency world with litecoin being a bit faster to process, etc. Beyond this though it is pretty hard to see what the value in any of the other currencies like dogecoin actually is, other than a get rich quick scheme by someone trying to mooch a bit off the frenzy surrounding bitcoin. Bitcoin solves the problem of transferring money over the net very nicely so there is a good reason for it to exist, litecoin fills in a few edge cases where bitcoin has a bit of trouble (microtransactions and faster processing, etc). Between these two they cover any realistic use case I could think of for a digital currency so it is pretty hard to see how any of the others could get any traction, which is pretty much how it seems to be playing out.

      For the record (full disclosure and all that), I have a reasonable amount of USD on mtgox but I don't keep any in btc right now because it is too volatile to store reliably and I have never handled any litecoin at all since I haven't seen the need personally but I do think it could potentially fill a useful niche for microtransactions where bitcoin has some issues. I think bitcoin will be a very useful thing in the future (and it already is) and I expect in 5 years or so it will have basically destroyed paypal and other such systems as it just works way better than these do, but without a _very_ compelling use case I wouldn't even consider buying any of the other alt currencies.

      -AndrewBuck

    7. Re:What? by davester666 · · Score: 2

      Dogs only really value treats, pee and tummy rubs.

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    8. Re:What? by SpzToid · · Score: 1

      Peercoin interests me most of the list, because it claims to be energy efficient. Bitcoin is terrible because of the energy being consumed mining.

      http://peercoin.net/

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    9. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's good now, but nobody has any expectations of it being around even 12 months later.

      They've been saying this since 2009. In the meantime, I've gone from being an average IT worker to a retired multi-millionaire (in cashed-in Euro's, not virtual BTC). You have no idea how many people like me are laughing hard each time they read a post like this. The best thing? You can tell people it can be done, you can tell them how to do it, you can even show it to them, but people like you just prefer to put their fingers in their ear, go "nanananana" and think it will all go away and everyone is going to lose over it. The only thing that could actually hurt us is mass acceptance, and I'm laughing my royally rich ass off that this isn't even a remote danger, thanks to ostriches like you.

      See? Now I'm even trolling you on the internets (tip: keep your job, even if part time, sitting at home all day isn't as much fun as it is when you are employed). And you're still not going to get it. Priceless.

    10. Re:What? by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      This is not news for nerds. This does not matter.

      Blame the Asians and Europeans, because we in the Americas were asleep when this tripe was voted up. There ought to be a few good joke comments, though, so it's OK.

    11. Re:What? by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Congratulations: You have identified what kind of chump you are (you are a 'green' chump).

      Use this information to avoid being scammed in the future.

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  2. Wow by ljb2of3 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Such theft. Much mad. Very suprise. Wow.

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    1. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +tip /u/so_doge_tip 10 doge

      wait, what?

    2. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      Such theft. Much mad. Very suprise. Wow.

      DogeCoin for much funny in case you feel left out of the joke. The whole thing is just another bitcoin clone, with slightly different settings ("very scrypt" like litecoin), which are somewhat intentionally badly chosen to produce "many coin, wow!".

      Millions of DogeCoin is still basically worthless. Its just a bunch of crypto currency folks screwing around. Its not a serious alternative to bitcoin. Blocks started with million DogeCoin rewards per block and very low difficulty.

    3. Re:Wow by richlv · · Score: 1

      loved the "Adorable Ponzi Scheme game" part. registered on a latvian domain, too. gotta buy !!!1111one

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    4. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, it made me a dogellionaire :)

    5. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its just a bunch of crypto currency folks screwing around

      By "crypto currency folks" you mean /g/

    6. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, 1 million DOGE is worth around 0.8 BTC right now (~$640)

    7. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I propse that 2-2-3-1 becomes a new form, based on this post.

    8. Re:Wow by BronsCon · · Score: 1

      You're right. Mhm. I concur. Yes.

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  3. UHH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Didn't the same thing just happen with credit cards and target. Seems to be an infosec problem not a cryptocurrency problem.

    1. Re:UHH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Didn't the same thing just happen with credit cards and target. Seems to be an infosec problem not a cryptocurrency problem.

      Yeah, except at Target they stole account numbers, not actual currency. Most credit card issuers limit your liability for unauthorized charges to between $0 and $50, usually $0, and can reissue you a new card and cancel the old info. With Dodgeycoin, you're SOL, and deservedly so.

    2. Re:UHH by dugancent · · Score: 2

      I had a fraudulent charge appear on my card this month for $600. Guess how much i'm out, zero. Got my replacement card in two days.

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    3. Re:UHH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You pretend like you don't pay for that... You have paid far more than $600 for that feature.

    4. Re:UHH by dugancent · · Score: 2

      That's nice. I don't pay interest charges on credit cards, ever, and the store charges the same price card or cash.

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    5. Re:UHH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I won't say the chargebacks and fraud protection are not convenient. People just need to stop pretending they aren't paying for it.

    6. Re:UHH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree the cost is sufficiently hidden so that most people feel they are paying nothing. In reality pretty much everything you will ever buy is marked up by ~3% to pay for the fraud protection.

    7. Re:UHH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's credit, Created out of thin air. So they write down an accounting entry they created. The only harm is psychological.

    8. Re:UHH by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      That's not a bad deal.
      I get 1% back as cash for everything that goes through my card.
      It also means I've got two months of mortgage interest saved as well.

    9. Re:UHH by blue+trane · · Score: 1

      The monetary system is designed to function like one bank. With one bank, deposits are just transferred around. There's no drain on reserves since the deposits are the reserves. So when something is stolen, the bank doesn't pay for it. It can simply create more deposits and transfer them to the victims. These are simply accounting entries. The bank likes to make you think someone has to pay for it, but that's just so they can whine about how much they're suffering when they're really not, the only cost is the electricity involved in deleting one computer entry and adding another.

    10. Re:UHH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's credit, Created out of thin air. So they write down an accounting entry they created. The only harm is psychological.

      Exactly why I put all my money in a Dogecoin wallet. That way, I don't have to pay for someone else's fraudulent charges, only my own losses. I also don't have fire insurance, I keep a big piggy-bank in a fireproof box buried in my backyard and put all my spare change in it in case my house burns down. I'm saving a bundle that way.

    11. Re:UHH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well if there is new money being created all the existing money will be worth slightly less.

    12. Re:UHH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe its not a bad deal, but anyone using credit cards has paid far more than $600 for it.

    13. Re:UHH by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      Commercial banks do not just "print more money" when it's stolen.

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    14. Re:UHH by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Except for gas, everyone using anything to pay is putting up money for credit card fraud. The cash customers (mostly) pay just as much as the credit customers. Our local co-op basically begs you to use cash, but cannot charge a different price without violating their contract with the processor.

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    15. Re:UHH by dugancent · · Score: 1

      I pay with cash at local businesses for that reason, but big chains? Who cares.

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    16. Re:UHH by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      No they just print more money when they feel like it.

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    17. Re:UHH by lgw · · Score: 1

      No, only the Fed does that, and they're very insistent about that monopoly.

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    18. Re:UHH by blue+trane · · Score: 1

      Why would that be? If you suddenly realize that I have more money, do you have to raise your prices even if your production costs haven't increased, just because ... you can? So inflation is purely psychological? What if your psychology changed so that you didn't measure your worth relative to me, but simply by what made you happy, independent of me?

    19. Re:UHH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's because the total sum of all money represents the value of the total sum of all assets on the planet. The amount of assets did not change, the amount of money did, therefore each unit of money has to be worth a smaller proportion of the total assets.

    20. Re:UHH by Mr0bvious · · Score: 1

      Fractional reserve banking - It's not printing money, it's a little more complicated, but the end result is not that different.

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    21. Re:UHH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks, much better answer than I would have come up with.

    22. Re:UHH by blue+trane · · Score: 1

      That's not even what the quantity theory of money says. Your theory is very naive and not supported by evidence.

      When a bank creates a loan, it creates money out of thin air. There's no connection between money and assets.

      When the stock market goes down, does that mean the value of my money goes up? Since assets just decreased? So prices at the grocery store should deflate?

      You have $100 worth of goods. I have $100. Now someone steals my $100, and uses it to buy your goods, say. Then the bank creates $100 and gives it to me. You buy more of the same amount of goods you just sold for $100. But suddenly, because I have $100 that I didn't have before, you have to raise your prices? Why? Your cost didn't change. The only thing that changed was your knowledge that I had been given $100? And that alone makes you devalue your money, even though your costs didn't change? That's psychology, pure and simple. There's no necessity for you to devalue the money. It's a choice, one that you shouldn't make.

    23. Re:UHH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People selling stuff will slowly raise prices as they try to get as much as they can. It is an iterative process.

    24. Re:UHH by blue+trane · · Score: 1

      Shouldn't competition nullify that?

    25. Re:UHH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am really confused. How do you think competition could nullify an increase in the amount of currency in order to keep prices the same?

    26. Re:UHH by blue+trane · · Score: 1

      Say you write software, and you charge $100/hour. $100 is stolen from me, used to buy one hour of your time. I am given $100, created out of thin air. Why would you now charge me more than $100 for an hour of your time? If you did, why wouldn't someone else see an opportunity to undercut you and charge the same $100 that he charges now? So why would I pay more for your time than I could get from another who didn't raise his prices just because some money was created to reimburse me?

    27. Re:UHH by bondsbw · · Score: 2

      Adding $100 to circulation makes little difference, because there is over 10 billion times that amount of currency in circulation. So you would expect, of course, prices to go up by around one ten-billionth, much less than noticeable.

      The problem is if the government decides to manufacture tons of money. Let's go high for the sake of making a point, say $500 million trillion. So now the government can pay all its bills and then give everyone a billion dollars and we're all happy and rich, right?

      Well, if I'm rich, I'm not going to work any more. I don't need no stinkin' job. I'm going to take my billions and grab a few mansions and some awesome cars and tech and maybe an island, right after I get my last Big Mac at Mickey D's.

      I pull up to the drive-thru, but nobody is there. Oh, wait, everyone's a billionnaire and doesn't need to work. But who's going to satisfy my cravings for two pieces of meat in thick buns with secret sauce? And then it dawns on me... if I can't get a Big Mac, I can't get a gourmet meal. I can't go into a Best Buy. I can't find a realtor to sell me those mansions. Crap, well this sucks.

      But surely everyone has a price, right? I have a lot of money, someone will make me a Big Mac for a million dollars, I'm sure of it. Well, ok, someone takes me up on the offer. And I suppose someone will take time away from their rich lives to be my realtor for 100 million dollars. And the guys down at the local TV store will work for a few million an hour. And it turns out, my billions are draining quickly this way... I guess I need to go back to work, so long as I can make a few million an hour myself.

      This is hyperinflation. This is what happens when the government adds money to the economy. Of course, this isn't all that great. Now the $50,000 savings account our family has been working our lives toward is practically worthless, and those who have saved nothing in life, or haven't even attempted to find a job, have as much as we do.

      So we can't just pump hundreds of trillions into the economy. If and when the decision is made to manufacture more currency, it will be in much smaller amounts. But the same economic principles hold, just in proportion to the total amount of money in circulation.

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    28. Re: UHH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, and that cash back comes out of higher interchange fees to the merchant for accepting rewards cards, so the prices are higher than they might otherwise be to cover it.

    29. Re:UHH by TranquilVoid · · Score: 1

      The $100 reimbursed to you is not created out of thin air, it is subtracted from the balance sheets of the credit card company. The hour of bought time represents extra assets created (this part is out of thin air). The asset:dollar ratio has increased, meaning the dollars per asset has decreased, i.e. you can now buy more with each dollar and the next hour of software development will cost you $99.9999999999.

      Of course that is the situation under perfect knowledge. What really happens is that it takes time for these changes to become 'known' by the economy. Further, governments keep printing more dollars to deliberately devalue their currency to avoid the paradox of thrift where the economy grinds to a halt (so that hour of programming will really be $100.00000001).

    30. Re:UHH by BronsCon · · Score: 1

      The you'd damn well better make use of it. Cash-only suckers are paying the same price as my fraud-protected credit-card-using ass and not reaping the benefits.

      I'd love to throw a </satire> on that, but it's more or less true at this point. I didn't think it was a year ago when I had shit for credit, but now that I have credit limits that, combined, could buy a small country, and I'm starting to interact more with that system, I see just how much benefit I receive from these accounts when things go wrong and I know that's not free. It's also not on my bill, so it must be on the store shelf.

      As for the 12 years starting out with shit credit (I could have fixed that sooner but I didn't care; I didn't know I should, really), I'm not worried about it; I'm more than making up for that now. Oh, and don't carry a balance; cash-only might be for suckers, but carrying a balance (even at 0%*) is for even bigger suckers (or emergencies).

      * You can't see the future. What if something happens and you can't pay it? Fees. Oh, and when the 0% term runs out, you can forget a reasonable rate, you're getting the 29.9% default rate because you missed those 2 payments. And and interest accrued during the 0% promo? You get to pay that, too. I mean, sure, if you're gonna charge $100 or something, let ti ride until a month or two before the promo ends, but don't max that fucker out, people.

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    31. Re:UHH by BronsCon · · Score: 2

      Anyone not using credit cards has paid for it, too. And gotten nothing in return.

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    32. Re:UHH by BronsCon · · Score: 1

      The real problem is that all the major banks are sharing parts of the same balance sheet. Okay, that's not the *real* problem, they could still properly divide up their assets; the problem is that the parts of the sheet they're all sharing tend to overlap, so that $100 Chase just gave you is also on Capital One's balance sheet. And Capital One still has it.

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    33. Re:UHH by lgw · · Score: 1

      Slashdot has fallen a ways, but is still a place where you should assume that people have a basic high school education and know what fractional reserve banking is.

      The difference is enormous. Having only one place that controls the money supply, and one that's vaguely answerable to democracy, is a vastly superior plan to every bank creating money at a whim. No bank can loan out more than its deposits, while the Fed is a whole different beast.

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    34. Re:UHH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It must be lonely having no faith in humanity like you do. I have discovered through personal experience that there are two types of people who think like you do; and they are also the people who will almost always do evil if they can get away with it.

      The first type are all hot air, they will gripe and complain about everything they can, but obviously have not thought out their speculations to logical conclusions. These people make excellent trolls because of Poe's Law; just convince them of something insane and they will loudly and proudly go on ranting about obvious falsities as long as it massages their persecution complex.

      The second type are much more intentional, the politicians and corporate executives of the world. They actively know what they do is evil, and can barely even fake remorse when caught red-handed. They of course assume that EVERYONE acts like they do, and that's how they justify their own behavior.

      Thankfully you are a tiny but loud minority of humans, but the second type is powerful by nature, and have a ridiculously easy time influencing the first type.

    35. Re:UHH by blue+trane · · Score: 1

      Why does knowledge have to change the value of the dollar? If the number of assets increases or decreases, why does that have to affect the value of the dollar? What physical necessity ties them together?

      My position is that there is no physical connection. It's purely psychological. We don't think of dollars as tied to the number of assets. Even if some of us do, that's a choice, not physical necessity. It's psychology, and can change.

    36. Re:UHH by ClioCJS · · Score: 1

      If it's already marked up, then you're not paying because of your action. It was already marked up. I get 1% back. You get 0% back with cash.

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    37. Re:UHH by Mr0bvious · · Score: 1

      Sorry are you saying that fractional reserve banking does not increase the money supply?

      Was that a little dig at my education or intelligence? (why must people grandstand themselves like that?)

      The difference is enormous.

      I never claimed it wasn't, but the end result is not. ie an increase in the money supply is an increase how ever it was achieved.

      Anyway, you may want to read: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fractional_reserve_banking Specifically the section titled "Money supplies around the world" and take note of the "Deposit creation multiplier"..

      To quote:

      Fractional-reserve banking determines the relationship between the amount of "central bank money" in the official money supply statistics and the total money supply. Most of the money in these systems is "commercial bank money". Fractional-reserve banking allows the creation of commercial bank money, which increases the money supply through the deposit creation multiplier. The issue of money through the banking system is a mechanism of monetary transmission, which a central bank can influence only indirectly by raising or lowering interest rates (although banking regulations may also be adjusted to influence the money supply, depending on the circumstances).

      So please explain again how my high school education failed me. (Not that we actually covered fractional reserve banking at high school here in our school curriculum, but anyway).

      Slashdot has fallen a ways, in more way than one.

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    38. Re:UHH by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      you should assume that people have a basic high school education and know what fractional reserve banking is [...] No bank can loan out more than its deposits

      When you say people, presumably you mean other people?

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    39. Re:UHH by bondsbw · · Score: 1

      Funny, the only one ranting about "obvious falsities" is you.

      Provide a reasonable counter-argument or go troll somewhere else.

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  4. Much Stupidity Very Theft! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow. Doge Much Value! Very respect.

  5. Dogecoin by relisher · · Score: 1

    A joke from the beginning

    1. Re:Dogecoin by marcello_dl · · Score: 1

      Dunno, I kinda dig EARLY doge coins, like these:
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coinage_of_the_Republic_of_Venice

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  6. Headline of the friggin' year. by wordsnyc · · Score: 1

    They shoot unicorns, don't they?

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  7. This has been done. by rmdingler · · Score: 2

    Sounds like the electronic equivalent of printing your account number on all the deposit slips at the kiosk inside the bank.

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  8. Reductio Ad Absurdum is not a defense by Rinisari · · Score: 3, Insightful

    All of this has happened before, and all of this will happen again.

    At least this time it's of a currency worth very, very little, so losses aren't that great and there are even more great minds thinking about how to solve cryptocurrency security problems. The end-user human will always be the weakest link, and the trust that the end user places on others always the most vulnerable part.

  9. You can use your own wallet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have no idea why people deposit their stuff in these online accounts. There is absolutely no reason whatsoever for doing this.

    I mean sure, you have to send your coins to an exchange if you're going to be trading but a wallet is something you can keep and secure yourself on your own system. Dogewallet was useless other than being a giant target.

    1. Re:You can use your own wallet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "target"

    2. Re:You can use your own wallet by Linsaran · · Score: 1

      I see what you did there . . .

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  10. Haven't people learned by now . . . by Linsaran · · Score: 3, Informative

    And as usual, people who trust their Crypto Currency to a web based service (especially one with such a short history to it, and no clearly defined security practices) end up getting their shit stolen. Really now, if you want your crypto coins (be they BTC LTC or whatever) safe keep them in a private wallet and encrypt it, don't load your fortunes onto some website, then complain when they get hacked.

    This is kind of like carrying around a giant wad of cash in your pocket and then being mad when someone mugs you, keep a small amount of 'working cash' readily available, and keep the rest of it in a safe place. The same logic that you'd use with real money should apply to virtual money.

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    1. Re:Haven't people learned by now . . . by msobkow · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'd say it's more like carrying around a wad of cash and getting pissed off because it fell out of your wallet. You have no idea what the qualifications are of the people who design and build these crypto-coin websites. It's not like they have any regulatory and testing requirements you can point to as any assurance that they're at all secure.

      The same goes for any black or grey market website. So what if the site uses SSL and is "Verisign Approved" -- that tells you nothing about their back-end security (or lack thereof.)

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    2. Re:Haven't people learned by now . . . by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      But I keep most of my money in the bank. Unless the entire country collapses my money is guaranteed.
      If that happens, crypto currency would be pretty useless without an internet connection.

    3. Re:Haven't people learned by now . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      More accurately, it's like handing your wallet to a completely random stranger on the Internet and saying "can you hold on to this for me?" Only this stranger has a whole wheelbarrow full of people's wallets and a sign that says "please rob me" taped to his back.

    4. Re:Haven't people learned by now . . . by King_TJ · · Score: 1

      Well, to be fair, it's pretty hard to do much trading of crypto-coins at all if you're just going to keep them in your private wallet all the time.

      That's one of the problems with this whole thing, IMO, and I hope better solutions are developed for it soon. I can't really trade my LTC, for example, until I move it to a wallet sitting on one of the web sites where it can be bought and sold. Being in the USA, my options for that are very limited if I want ways to convert it into US dollars. I've used www.litetree.com since it seems to be one of my only viable options, and as far as I can tell -- it's operated by a guy who is trying to do everything above-board and by the books.

      Even so, the last time there was a big spike in LTC value and I wanted to sell a number of my coins? His site was down, reporting SQL server errors and unable to do anything once I logged in. By the time he had it back up the next morning, I had lost my opportunity to sell at the price I was after. There wasn't anything I could do either, since the LTC had been transferred into a wallet on his site earlier that day.

      Maybe I haven't thought everything through well enough, but I'm not quite sure I understand why we couldn't just *require* all transactions to be pushed or pulled from each person's private wallets -- with all exchange sites simply acting as middle-men issuing the various transaction requests? Couldn't you use something akin to PGP with a public/private key pair involved, protecting each request happening between two anonymous parties, but skipping the whole step of making someone place funds on a wallet managed by the site so withdrawal or deposit actions happen on those?

    5. Re:Haven't people learned by now . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. Use a reputable exchange like Mt Gox, Btc-e, Cryptsy, etc. Only keep a fraction of your crypto assets liquid.
      2. Your idea for a magnet link style p2p exchange sounds compelling. I suggest you start a kickstarter to develop the technology.

    6. Re:Haven't people learned by now . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because your government would only default on its bank savings guarantee as its ultimate resort. And because if your country went down then the internet would necessarily perish.

    7. Re:Haven't people learned by now . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, dollars will have a value for as long as people don't use bitcoins and other cryptocurrencies for everyday trade. Especially when people start to insist on being paid in bitcoins instead of dollars for the work they do.

      If people don't want your dollars anymore, it doesn't matter if your Bank can ensure their safety.

  11. Successful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Successful troll is successful

    1. Re:Successful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Successful troll is successful

      Redundant post is redundant.

  12. Eggs in one basket by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is what happens when you trust one wallet.

    You can more or less trust banks because they are so big that you can assume your money is there.
    Crypto-currencies aren't even in their baby-crawls yet, they just fell out the vag of greed itself.
    It will be a long time before these currencies have the install-base for them to be reliable, and more to the point, more trustworthy as larger sites get established.
    Until then, even your online wallet is a gamble.

    1. Re:Eggs in one basket by tompaulco · · Score: 2

      So they come up with a crypto-currency that makes it where you don't have to trust a bank to keep track of your money. So what is they first thing people do? Put it in a bank, of course. Except, being unrelated, the bank does not have to repay your losses if they get hacked or robbed.
      Keep multiple copies of your wallet. Keep them password protected. Keep them in separate physical locations.Keep nothing in a wallet that is not YOUR wallet and which you control.

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  13. such crap... digital currency is here to stay. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    This latest incident is just one in the long (and growing) list of problems that cryptocurrencies are currently facing.

    FUD!

    Tip: HOST YOUR OWN WALLET!

    It's digital currency and one of it's greatest features is that nobody can take it away from you. Trust online repositories and wallets as un-secure for the next few years and keep as little as possible in them.

    Transfer coin to off-line storage with backups and you're golden.

  14. Internet in a nutshell by ericloewe · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I still can't tell how much of this is a joke and how much is real...

    What's next? Dolancoin, featuring a crudely drawn homicidal duck? Frycoin, urging people to quietly and quickly accept the "money"?

    Regardless, any of these is basically the same as Monopoly money. Next, we'll have reports of how a truckload of monopoly money got stolen. It'll be just as relevant, if not more, since something happened to someone (said truck was stolen).

    1. Re:Internet in a nutshell by iroll · · Score: 1

      Wow. Such skeptic. Much insight. Many original thoughts.

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    2. Re:Internet in a nutshell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dolancoin

      Gooby Pls!

    3. Re:Internet in a nutshell by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      So in other words they are stocks which pay no dividends. Seems no one cares as someone will always pay for it

    4. Re:Internet in a nutshell by gman003 · · Score: 2

      Bitcoin started as an attempt at an actual currency, the earliest adopters wanted it to become such, and there are a few places now (and many illegal ones) where it can be used to purchase goods. It's spiraled into being mostly speculative - I think if it were only used as a currency it would be trading around $30 - but there's a fundamental element of an actual currency.

      Dogecoin started either as a shitty joke, a shitty meme, or an attempt to cash in on the Bitcoin hype bubble. I know of nowhere that actually accepts it, and the only people who have any seem to be people wondering what to do with their now-ineffective GPU Bitcoin mining rigs.

      I considered for a bit whether Dogecoin could be used to see how much of Bitcoin's valuation is due to speculation, but there are too many interdependent variables to get any meaningful data out of it. But it isn't even useful for that.

    5. Re:Internet in a nutshell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just wondering, where is an illegal place?

    6. Re:Internet in a nutshell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is a sex toy shop accepting DOGEs: http://www.cryptosextoys.com/

    7. Re:Internet in a nutshell by Lehk228 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      bitcoin was engineered from the start to be inherently deflationary, this goal was met and in doing so it has failed as a currency.

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    8. Re:Internet in a nutshell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm assuming that it was an attempt at an actual currency by people who didn't take any economics or anything remotely close to economics. Because it is a piss-poor currency both inherently (deflationary) and in how it's been used (speculation).

    9. Re:Internet in a nutshell by game+kid · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure Dolancoin is the one that zeros your account when you try to build a competing stadium or internet service in New York, or join a union.

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    10. Re: Internet in a nutshell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The core idea behind cryptocurrencies is what give them inherent value. People struggle to accept them because its something new and relatively abstract, but I have no doubt these phenomena are here to stay. Going back to an internet without bitcoin seems impossible. Doge has surpassed litecoin in many areas already and that's just after a few weeks. Its success is due to how it remove all the unpleasentness of bitcoin and others. Doge is fun to use and is actually used to trade with by normal people unlike the other coins.

    11. Re:Internet in a nutshell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly and succinctly. Once a ponzi scheme gets big enough it has its own value greater than any real currency COULD be in terms of growth.

      Until the new input drops off suddenly, instantly. You want to be out of the boat before that time.

    12. Re: Internet in a nutshell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Going back to an internet without bitcoin would indeed be impossible, but only because Slashdot would need to find some other crap to post about every day.

    13. Re:Internet in a nutshell by lagomorpha2 · · Score: 1

      Frycoin, urging people to quietly and quickly accept the "money"?

      Well guess I know what I'm doing this weekend.

    14. Re:Internet in a nutshell by ClioCJS · · Score: 1

      I don't usually take the word "few" to mean "30,000". You must have either a poor grasp on english, or bitcoin.

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  15. Not news by egcagrac0 · · Score: 1

    I wouldn't expect to see a report like this if someone had managed to steal 15 bitcoins.

  16. ROFL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    FDIC Insured

    1. Re:ROFL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "In Cody Wilson's latest attempt to build his personal brand, he is today announcing his intention to antagonize government bodies in to regulating a harmless technology by releasing two new Cryptocoins: "The Dollar" aka: USD & "FDIC Insured" aka: FRN. The FDIC is particularly compelling because in the event your USD are stolen by an online exchange, the FDIC mining pool "The Fed" will mine you FRN to replace them."

      He currently has a Kickstarter campaign where he is offering to configure cgminer to mine FRN on a BAMT live-usb stick as an "EARLY BIRD SPECIAL" reward.

      Unlike USD, the total number of FRN is not fixed. Industry insiders speculate this will result in rapid depreciation of FRN, encouraging those holding it to give it away as quickly as possible in a game of economic hot potato. Already there is talk of FRN exchanges "VISA" & "MASTERCARD" where you could sell FRN on margin in a form of naked short. It is expected that the housing market denominated in FRN is currently in the midst of an asset bubble.

  17. Dogecoin --- How did we hit this low? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sure, let's not report on real cryptos such as Peercoin or NXT.. instead, let's focus on a cheap knockoff. Seems legit.

    1. Re:Dogecoin --- How did we hit this low? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is far more interesting, and a joke currency that doesn't try to take itself seriously. The BitCoin gag started going downhill after people started thinking it was supposed to buy things.

  18. Enough ponzies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can't wait until this *coin fad goes away. All I ever think about it is "a fool and his money are soon parted" whenever I hear somebody talking about how great it is and how I should mine it too. And now we're ending up with $RANDOMNAMEcoin, which are more or less just clones of one another. If nobody drank the koolaid then this currency would be worth the paper it's printed on. Sorry, it really isn't worth the money it's printed on and it really isn't untraceable...

  19. My Plan for Wealth by SuperKendall · · Score: 2

    1) Create Dogecoin miner client.

    2) Get other people to install miner

    3) Client also secretly finds Bitcoin wallets and sends them to me.

    4) Profit? Yes profit!

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    "There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
  20. Ironically this gives Dodegcoin legitimacy. by Ken+Broadfoot · · Score: 1

    Some found a need to steal DOGE. It is tradeable and actually worth something... this only bolsters that conclusion..
    I think Dogecoin is a joke and was intended as such but with all the alt coins I stay confused...

    I am mining Bells. I thought they were more fun anyway...

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    1. Re:Ironically this gives Dodegcoin legitimacy. by cshark · · Score: 1

      It's trading at over 300% of its original value. Granted, when you figure in that it's only worth a fraction of a penny, it doesn't sound like much. But it's one of the faster growing altcoins right now.

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  21. What about service? by TheloniousToady · · Score: 1

    Maybe I lack "the vision thing", but as someone who uses PayPal and another similar service to accept payments, I don't see them being driven out of business anytime soon by Bitcoin.

    I'm currently paying a couple of percent on each transaction, which seems fair for the service my customers and I are receiving. There are lots of alternative services in the payment sphere (I've used two others in the past), and the fact that they all have similar fees and offer similar services makes me think there's already enough competition to have driven the fees down to what's fair for the service they provide.

    I think my customers like having an intermediary like PayPal to go to if there is a problem. Also, from this merchant's point of view, the fact that the value of Bitcoin swings so wildly makes it an unattractive basis for payment. So, although Bitcoin may put a little pressure on PayPal and its ilk - which isn't all bad - I can't see it ever replacing them completely. If anything, PayPal, et al, may just eventually begin transferring Bitcoin as a new service. You can bet they're already at least thinking about it.

    1. Re:What about service? by AndrewBuck · · Score: 1

      The volatility is a problem at the moment, although if you are just using it like paypal that is not a huge issue. The customer buys on the market at the current price, sends you the coins and you sell at basically the same price. In the future though I expect the volatility to go down signifigantly, right now there are literally billions of dollars being dumped into BTC all at once so you can't really expect the prices to be stable.

      Remember that if it is going to become a legitameate currency in the long run you expect it to be around for decades, if not hundreds of years, so the first few years are a small portion of the overall life of the system.

      -AndrewBuck

  22. I blame cats for this theft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Long live Kittycoin!

  23. Wrong conclusion by Errol+backfiring · · Score: 2

    Banks are hacked and abused as well, but this is never published. What happened to Dodgecoin once is probably peanuts when compared to what happens to credit card companies every year.

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    1. Re:Wrong conclusion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except that banks and credit card companies have systems in place to ensure those types of thefts don't affect their customers. So actually the conclusion is pretty sound.

    2. Re:Wrong conclusion by hibiki_r · · Score: 1

      Yes, and there's this thing called FDIC insurance that makes sure that if my bank gets hacked, my balance remains the same. Same thing if the bank suddenly disappears. The same features that crypto currency proponents tout as ways to avoid the supposed evil of central banks are precisely what makes this kind of attacks easier to get away with, and therefore much more likely.

      A world with banks working on crypto currencies requires real life contracts and huge amounts of non-crypto collateral.

  24. Keep them Doges movin ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Keep movin', movin', movin',
    Though banks are disapprovin',
    Keep them Doges movin' Rawhide!
    Don't try to understand 'em,
    Just mine and throw and grab 'em,
    Soon we'll be living high and wide.
    Boy my heart's calculatin'
    Fast money will be waitin', be waiting at the end of my ride.

  25. Just one note by cshark · · Score: 2

    This is not a problem unique to cryptocurrencies. This particular incident is one that can be chocked up to kids not using php properly. Bad website implementation is not the fault of any cryptocurrency, be it one for pomeranians, or human beings.

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  26. How could you forget by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    How could you forget cat turds?

    1. Re:How could you forget by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      He said 'treats'.

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      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
  27. What are the other worth?! by DrYak · · Score: 1

    Not really, the problem is that it drastically devalues the currency to have thousands of competing currencies. It made it a major PITA in the early colonial days as each colony had it's own currency and even banks had their own.

    Except that: if you look closely:

    - bitcoin is the most popular one. it's actually used for buy/selling only.
    - litecoin is what comes as a distant second.

    From that point onward, almost any other alt-coins is a very minor player, which is more or less only used for speculation, and only traded on exchanges. You have to convert them into more major coins (like Bitcoin or Litecoin) before being able to do anything remotely useful with them.

    Same as in your colonial example:
    Alternate currencies abound, scams are everywhere, but overall people settle around a few stable solutions.

    I honestly don't see any of the current attempts (BitCoin Included) being a stable or viable long term digital underground currency.

    Slow doen these things take time.
    What we need now is payment processors accepting bitcoins on behalf of merchant and paying local currencies to the merchant: like coinbase, bitpay, coinjar, etc. (other will come using local currencies as time passes).
    What we need is merchant slowly starting to accept bitcoins (well technically accepting EUR, USD or whatever the local currency is, but with payment processed in bitcoins thanks to payment processors. But you basically got the idea). On-line merchant that decide to add "bitcoin" (coinbase, bitpay and co) in addition to the other payment option they have (bank-to-bank SEPA transfers, PayPal, Google Wallet, Amazon, etc.)
    As bitcoin gains presence, it will get more and more used.
    As more transaction are done for such buying/selling, the flow of currency will increase.
    Thus on-line commerces will start to have a bigger impact on the value than speculation on exchange platforms.
    That will make bitcoins' price dominated by their use rather than pure speculation.
    Eventually the bitcoin exchange rate will look less like a roller-coaster and more like most fiat currencies.

    But all this takes time. It won't happen overnight, It won't probably happens before a couple of years.

    Same with the other coins: some will gain acceptance eventually (Litecoin, very probably. I would like Primecoin to get some mainstream action. Peercoin seem to have stayed for longs period of time), others will always remain the play thing of speculators and scammer (Doge is very likely to remain such).

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    1. Re:What are the other worth?! by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      You really think that the governments around the world will allow it? It takes a LOT of power out of the hands that like to control people.

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  28. wallet to wallet by DrYak · · Score: 1

    Well, to be fair, it's pretty hard to do much trading of crypto-coins at all if you're just going to keep them in your private wallet all the time.

    But not impossible. And actually been done.

    There are services like localbitcoins or bitcoin.de, which aren't exchanges per se, but help bitcoin users find each other and trade bitcoin for fiat money.
    localbitcoins has an optional escrow services (but you're still allowed to do private-wallet-to-private-wallet transaction if you want).
    bitcoin.de is only exclusively wallet-to-wallet.
    There are also people trading via forums, via chatrooms, etc.

    The only current problem with wallet-to-wallet trading, is the *current* impossibility to implement some level of consumer protection.
    (hence the optionnal escrow service of localbitcoins).
    But that is simply due to current implementation, it's not a technical limitation.
    With things like multi sig...

    Maybe I haven't thought everything through well enough, but I'm not quite sure I understand why we couldn't just *require* all transactions to be pushed or pulled from each person's private wallets -- with all exchange sites simply acting as middle-men issuing the various transaction requests? Couldn't you use something akin to PGP with a public/private key pair involved, protecting each request happening between two anonymous parties, but skipping the whole step of making someone place funds on a wallet managed by the site so withdrawal or deposit actions happen on those?

    this is exactly the kind of stuff that could be set-up with a multi-sig extension - the typical 2-out-of-3 scheme.
    Indeed, it something similar to localbitcoins, but with the escrow implemented with signature as you suggest. Instead of "funding the transaction" (sending the coins to an intermediate escrow) like currently implemented, the escrow simply acts as a 3rd key in a 2-out-of-3 scheme. The coins never actually reach the escrow, you don't need to trust the escrow to forward the money. The only thing you'ld need is to ask the escrow to work as a referee when there's a dispute between the 2 other sides of the transaction.

    Currently needed improvements:
    - add support for 2-out-of-3. The current bitcoin protocol supports it in its scripting language. But it is not implemented in the nice point'n'click Qt interface. The only way to broadcast such transaction would be to use low-level API. What would be needed are a couple of dialogs to handle the transaction in the Qt interface (and maybe a simpler command in the command line interface).
    - create such an escrow (Or persuade localbitcoins to move their escrow to this newer technology).

    Other alternative:
    look at the recently featured slashdot article about multi-sig.
    It was used the other way around. Coins are deposited on an on-line wallet. But end-user has an extra key which can be used to invalidate potentially fraudulent transactions and evacuate the coins in case of problems.
    Such methods could be used to insure additional protection on online exchange site (like mtgox, btc-e, cryptsy).
    the interest of such setup is that the trading platform can perform trades on your behalf (buy/sell orders) while you're offline by having a set of keys, all the while you have an extra set of keys to react in case things start to go crazy.

    That's one of the problems with this whole thing, IMO, and I hope better solutions are developed for it soon. I can't really trade my LTC, for example, until I move it to a wallet sitting on one of the web sites where it can be bought and sold. Being in the USA, my options for that are very limited if I want ways to convert it into US dollars. I've used www.litetree.com since it seems to be one of my only viable options, and as far as I can tell -- it's operated by a guy who is trying to do everything above-board and by the books.

    Even so, the last time there was a big spike in LTC value and I wanted to sell a number of my coins? His site was d

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    1. Re:wallet to wallet by dkman · · Score: 1

      As far as I'm concerned I've thought of cryptocurrency as play money. What's to stop you from "item duping" to use a gaming phrase?

      for example: backing up your wallet, transferring crypto bucks to some online wallet, restoring your local wallet, transferring those same crypto bucks somewhere else

      I have read enough to believe that there's a verifiable way to know that some series of bits is a valid crypto buck. Since there's no "central bank" who's to say who owns any certain crypto buck or that any certain crypto buck is a dupe/fake/fraud?

      I thought that it might be interesting to mine bit coin and just sell them off as soon as I "mined" them. It would be free money, minus the electricity, since I'm not really interested in having any bit coin. But I never found it worth the time to take it that seriously. I hate when there are fluff piece marketing drone gloss over videos (read advertisements) that don't tell me how to really use something. That's how I feel about a lot of frameworks. They make grand claims on the title screen, but until I see a real code example I just think "Well that sounds nice, but does it work?"

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  29. Fake money? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, there was millions of debit cards too. As well as target red dot (not sure of name) cards stolen, some of which are directly connected to bank accounts or debit cards.

    You painting a picture where the 40 million stolen cards don't matter. Its not like the thieves stole the cards and are all the sudden creating money out of thin air. That's not how it works, people and businesses are losing real money, and the thieves are earning lots of it.

  30. Already happened by DrYak · · Score: 1

    This has already happened.

    There are so many alt-coins, that few people actually take time to check the source code. Or even compile their own.
    some are just in for mining and/or for speculation.
    They quickly download a pre-built exe of whatever is the latest minor trend du jour.

    Unscrupulous persons HAVE packaged malware in some of these installers.
    And you've seen regularily complains poping up on bitcointalk forums of users who got their bitcoin/litecoin/peercoin and a few other wallets emptied.

    Thus currently you can soft people into three categories:
    - regular people who only use old established coins. by the time some software has reached, it has stand the test of time, has been checked multiple times, etc.
    (I'm doing that)
    - bleeding edge people who are still interested into getting the latest piece of software (in the hope that some will take-off and bring massive money). they rely heavily on virtualisation to separate all dubious pieces of software in separate compartment. (so malware can't find much other wallet files, and can only key-log password typed within the virtual machine - only for the 1-2 software isolated into that instance)
    (I'm doing that too - even if I only use a couple of established coins, I'm putting them all in separate compartment, just for the sake of security)
    - blind idiots which install watever they find (they are the same people who used to have 25 different bars on internet explorer, and their home computer has probably spitted spam for the last 15 years at least, as part of several different huge botnets).

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    1. Re:Already happened by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

      I figured something like it had happened already...

      I guess if you were really smart, you would write a miner that actually worked - but skimmed 10% off the top for the miner writer starting a week after it started running. Probably almost no-one would ever notice...

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  31. What ever happened to honor by oscrivellodds · · Score: 1

    among thieves?

  32. Underhanded C code context by DrYak · · Score: 1

    I think a hack involving crypto-currencies would be the perfect next subject for Underhanded C Code Contest (the current one involves social networks with "friend distance" calculator in an imaginary "ObsessBook").

    And I'm almost expecting that the winning entry for such a subject will be under the form of a link to an old commit on the git of some popular Joke-Coin.

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  33. Well this is verification that...... by 3seas · · Score: 1

    ...this is a doge dog world.

  34. Nothing was stolen... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I mean, cryptocurrencies aren't real money right?

    Otherwise they'd be regulated and taxed.

    Therefore nothing was stolen.

    Now, for my next trick I will prove that black is white and get myself killed at the next railroad crossing.

  35. Just say no. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Shitcoin is an extreme gamble that doesn't really do anything useful for the average person. Even the drug lords found out the hard way that it's not immune to the same issues surrounding traditional transactions.

  36. indian central bank by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    India's central bank acknowledges Dogecoin as virtual currency and the cyptocurrency is hacked on the same day? Interesting :) I wonder which of it happened first.

  37. Power by DrYak · · Score: 1

    You really think that the governments around the world will allow it? It takes a LOT of power out of the hands that like to control people.

    It simply brings back the level of simplicity that cash transaction have (but makes them online. But just like cash, it's basically direct people-to-people transfers.)
    Or put it into another way, the kind of simplification that SEPA has brought in Europe (strongly simplified Bank-to-bank transfers, with much lower fee [sometime even free], and relatively shorter delay [well, still in the order of days, but that's already better than internationnal wire transfers], and total freedom of choice: as long as your bank and the bank of your merchant both support SEPA you can still do transaction together, without needing to involve a specific mantadory 3rd party actor like paypal)

    Overall, bitcoin is like the strange offspring of a forbiden love between SEPA and Cash, but targeting the whole internet, and born as a perfect nemesis for PayPal (and other such 3rd parties with a big control over transactions).

    So in some part of the world, the power isn't that much new, it's just a newer way to exercise the power you used to have.
    (Okay there are other part of the world where your are automatically considered a criminal if you use cash to pay anything more expensive than a chocolate bar. These other part of the world are going to HATE bitcoins)

    Also *NOT allowing* bitcoin isn't something easily done. It's not as if the government simply needs to ask its police to raid the local branch of "Bitcoin and Brothers Inc.". There's no central authority. The whole protocol is distributed. There's no single point to choke to stop it functioning. The only legal leverage would be for a country to forbid its merchant to accept payment with it (like Thailand).
    But trying to prevent users (using their own wallet, and/or trading person-in-person, and/or buying goods on foreign websites) that is going to be the kind of whack-a-mole game that the media loby already tried playing against pirates.
    (expect bitcoin being used over Tor in those countries).

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