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Western Australian Sharks Send Tweets To Swimmers

Posted by samzenpus on from the check-to-see-if-it's-safe-to-go-back-in-the-water dept.

Zothecula writes "More shark attacks occur in Western Australia than almost anyplace else on Earth. In order to help protect swimmers and surfers, the state government relies largely on helicopter-based spotters, plus members of the public who report their own sightings. Now, however, the Department of Fisheries has introduced a new system, in which the toothy fishes announce their own presence via Twitter. Known as the Shark Monitoring Network, the system utilizes acoustic tags that are attached to the fins of individual sharks, along with buoyed monitoring devices that pick up the signals transmitted by those tags. When a tagged shark swims within range of one of the monitors, its species, size and location is automatically recorded."

75 comments

  1. Nomnomnomnom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of course me going to eat human! Me Human Monster... oh nomnomnomnom.

    1. Re:Nomnomnomnom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shark 13928 @SharkU420
      o hai wutz up gurl????????????
      #coming4u #nibblenibble #fucktagguns #YOLO

  2. Wow... by TWX · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...I saw this on ABC News a few hours ago. Their headline, "Sharks send tweets..." was just as inaccurate as this one.

    The sharks do nothing buy go about their routine. The system monitoring them sends tweets. The system monitoring them doesn't monitor all sharks, it monitors tagged sharks, so the system cannot be relied upon to notify of all sharks, it can only notify for known sharks whose tags still function.

    It's not a bad system, but it's not a sure-fire system either.

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    1. Re:Wow... by Yew2 · · Score: 1

      yea where is the next gen hypersensitive sonar or freaking drones flying the perimeter of swimming areas! fy fan...

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    2. Re:Wow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

      It's unfortunate more people died. Sadly, sharks will be sharks. The system in the OP might sound stupid but so is the response from the Western Australian government. The current strategy is a cull of sharks off the coast (which will go ahead on Jan 10 and April 30).

      Both systems are obviously flawed in that only random sharks are tagged/killed. The articles system however can be just as effective (beaches can be closed, people can be warned) without the need to further kill off a protected species. I imagine that the statistics from tracked sharks could be useful in research as well.

      It would be nice if they offered a small bounty to fishermen who tag and release as part of the 'shark mitigation' (monitor and cull) package they just announced.

    3. Re:Wow... by wisnoskij · · Score: 1

      It sounds pretty stupid.

      You will never tag all the sharks, no where even near. This just lends a false sense of security.
      Also, who reads tweets in the water at the beach?

      It seems to me, given that their are a limited number of beaches, and they are constant and unchanging, you just would put some sort of sonar or drones or something at each one, with loud alarms to warn water goers in the area.

      Far far far more practical than tagging each and every shark, and then somehow hoping that every person in Australia buys some sort of underwater twitter reading watch.

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    4. Re:Wow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      How is this headline inaccurate? The tagged sharks cause tweets to occur. Close enough, and I got the article I expected.
       
      It's not like the headline read, "all sharks send tweets", or "sharks use fins to send tweets on their Windows phones".

    5. Re:Wow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I saw this on ABC News a few hours ago. Their headline, "Sharks send tweets..."

      I, for one, welcome our microblogging carnivorous aquatic underlords.

      was just as inaccurate as this one.

      Oops. **Never mind**

    6. Re:Wow... by DavidClarkeHR · · Score: 1

      ...I saw this on ABC News a few hours ago. Their headline, "Sharks send tweets..." was just as inaccurate as this one. The sharks do nothing buy go about their routine. The system monitoring them sends tweets. The system monitoring them doesn't monitor all sharks, it monitors tagged sharks, so the system cannot be relied upon to notify of all sharks, it can only notify for known sharks whose tags still function. It's not a bad system, but it's not a sure-fire system either.

      Right. It's not sharks with lasers on their heads - but they're still cyborg sharks. Just because the EM radiation doesn't occur in the visible spectrum doesn't mean they can't be dangerous. Or cool.

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    7. Re:Wow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would be way cool if the EM radiation were coherent, like a laser.

    8. Re:Wow... by ChunderDownunder · · Score: 1

      given that their are a limited number of beaches

      You might want to check Google Earth there, mate. WA's coastline is huge, stretching thousands of km.

      It's not just city folk from the Perth region that sharks find tasty. The latest fatality, RIP, occurred 6 weeks ago off a coastal community of less than 400 people, in Gracetown, some 269km from the state capital. If it's not cost effective to put sonar on every beach along the coastline then the next small town attack would produce the outcry of "we should have used geotracking".

      I'm not saying the current system is foolproof but the expanse of coastline may have made your solution unviable cost-wise.

    9. Re:Wow... by Cattrance · · Score: 1

      It seems to me, given that their are a limited number of beaches, and they are constant and unchanging, you just would put some sort of sonar or drones or something at each one, with loud alarms to warn water goers in the area

      While it may be impractical to tag every shark out there there is almost as much beach as there is shark, not to mention that by nature beaches are continuously changing. There is a lot of solution-finding going on right now to protect people from sharks without having to kill the sharks. It may work - all you need is one person on the beach with a phone (who doesn't carry a phone with them?) to yell "shark in the water" and bob's your uncle.

      While you can't hope to tag every shark, perhaps it is possible to tag those that favour popular beaches?

      Drones aren't a bad idea, I suppose the limiting factor is identifying the sharks and having enough people to watch for them (via camera I assume).

    10. Re:Wow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      so is the response from the Western Australian government. The current strategy is a cull of sharks off the coast

      The WA government's response is a deliberate distraction, and a sop to the mouthbreathing bogans that voted them in.They're trying to protect the live sheep export industry from scrutiny.

      “Every year, thousands of dead sheep are thrown overboard as ships depart Australian ports for the Middle East, either whole or minced, without care or consideration for the consequences of these actions,” said Alexia Wellbelove of Humane Society International. “It is highly likely that the disposal of animal remains in this way will attract large sharks over a wide distance. This attraction of large sharks may have dreadful consequences. HSI is concerned that one of these consequences may be increased incident of shark attacks.”

      http://www.hsi.org.au/?catID=1179

    11. Re:Wow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interesting. Backed up by the facts that the experts say this strategy will have little to no positive effects for beach goers. They instead suggest studying where the sharks are breeding and why they're frequenting the beaches.

      I was also wondering what the effect of putting hundreds of baited lines around popular beeches would be. I realise they're really only after the bigger sharks (>3m) but if they purposely attract sharks to the area could they be altering their feeding grounds/habits?

      I am not a marine biologist (IANAMB?)... but maybe the government could consider consulting some instead of playing populist politics?

    12. Re:Wow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People could also swim and surf between the flags at monitored beaches... you know, the places where people aren't getting eaten by sharks!

    13. Re:Wow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How is this headline inaccurate? The tagged sharks cause tweets to occur. Close enough, and I got the article I expected.

      It's not like the headline read, "all sharks send tweets", or "sharks use fins to send tweets on their Windows phones".

      Because the sharks have a right to voice their opinions too, even if only 120 characters at a time.

    14. Re:Wow... by NoMaster · · Score: 2

      You might want to check Google Earth there, mate. WA's coastline is huge, stretching thousands of km.

      Exactly. Just as a comparison, Western Australia's coastline is roughly as long as the US Pacific coastline - including Hawaii & Alaska - or only about half as long as the entire US coastline

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    15. Re:Wow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gives a whole new meaning to calling ahead for a dinner reservation

    16. Re:Wow... by Golddess · · Score: 1

      and then somehow hoping that every person in Australia buys some sort of underwater twitter reading watch.

      Why would they need to do that? Just have one person who has the job of watching out for shark attacks, drownings, etc. Or if they don't want to hire a life guard, put in an electronic sign that checks the appropriate twitter account.

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  3. next is lasers on them by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    first laser and then mega shark

  4. Shark Tweets by Nova+Express · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Get in ma belly!"

    "#ChompChompChomp"

    "Check out Buzzfeed's 27 Best Feeding Frenzies"

    "This One Trick Helps You Catch Swimmers" #SharkSpam

    "You can't escape!" #NeverGonnaGiveYouUp

    "And my teeth are...pearly white..."

    "I totally loved Jaws, except for that downer of an ending...

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    1. Re:Shark Tweets by game+kid · · Score: 1

      "RT @kanyewest Maybe I shouldn't've opened my mouth when HE did. New #cyborgarm is a #bitchtopayfor"

      (Retweeted by LivingToothFactory)

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    2. Re:Shark Tweets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      #awkward"Shanghai looks nice from a bowl" #sharksatsoup #excited #sarcasm

    3. Re:Shark Tweets by c0lo · · Score: 1

      Can't follow you, Telstra doesn't sell smart surf boards.

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  5. Shark attacks are always a media beat-up by enoz · · Score: 5, Informative

    In Australia, there are an average of 1 deaths per year from Shark attacks

    For comparison there are an average of 121 deaths per year from drowning at beaches, harbours and rivers.

    Furthermore in 2010 217 people died as a result of an assault and 1,503 died as a result of a transport accident (706 car, 236 motorcycle, 227 pedestrian)

    Does that put it in perspective?

    1. Re:Shark attacks are always a media beat-up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obvious solution is having beaches, harbours and rivers tweet as well.

        #watery death

      Only fair.

    2. Re:Shark attacks are always a media beat-up by quenda · · Score: 1

      Next time I'm diving, I will try to avoid new followers on Twitter.

      In Australia, there are an average of 1 deaths per year from Shark attacks

      Thats fine if you live in 1936 in Alice Springs, but WA has had numerous attacks in recent years. You think it is just a random data cluster?

      http://www.watoday.com.au/wa-news/timeline-of-shark-attacks-on-wa-beaches-20081227-75sl.html

    3. Re:Shark attacks are always a media beat-up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does that make it a bad idea to stay out of the water if a shark is present?

    4. Re:Shark attacks are always a media beat-up by KingOfBLASH · · Score: 1

      And what would the rate of shark deaths be if Australia didn't already use helicopter spotters to get swimmers out of the water?

      I'd agree it's not the most pressing issue. But if it's easily preventable, why not prevent it?

    5. Re:Shark attacks are always a media beat-up by Nemyst · · Score: 1

      So basically what you're saying is that we should put sharks with lasers into cars to reduce the number of transportation accidents? I know you never mentioned lasers, but I felt like I needed to correct you there.

    6. Re:Shark attacks are always a media beat-up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your linked article supports the data. From a quick scan, 8 deaths in the last 14 years, so it's actually below average which confirms his point about it being a media beat up. Sightings are irrelevant. Injuries would also no doubt be statistically insignificant to injuries from the aforementioned assaults and transport accidents.

    7. Re:Shark attacks are always a media beat-up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shark attacks are rare, yes.
      Did you have a point to make besides that, like that resources shouldn't be spent on preventing shark attacks?
      Usually a similar point comes up when the "war on terror" comes up; that terror attacks kill relatively few people. So?

    8. Re:Shark attacks are always a media beat-up by quenda · · Score: 1

      More like 8 deaths in 4 years, in one state only (10% of the population, so like 20x the 1/year national figure. )
      Not nearly so bad as cars, but worse than terrorism.

    9. Re:Shark attacks are always a media beat-up by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      and birds should tweet just before they poop above us.....oh, wait

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    10. Re:Shark attacks are always a media beat-up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      worse than terrorism.

      Either you are with us or you are with the sharks.

  6. I see it now by Bender+Unit+22 · · Score: 1

    Gt8wh1te: I found #food. Fresh #humans swimming now. #freebuffet

  7. The long arm of the NSA... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can sense the presence of the NSA here.
    So who's going to protest on behalf of those poor sharks having their most basic rights to move freely and in privacy, eh?

  8. What do the Tweets Say? by Stormy+Dragon · · Score: 4, Funny

    #candygram?

    1. Re:What do the Tweets Say? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL. Now how many of us get the the joke. *raises hand*

    2. Re:What do the Tweets Say? by Stormy+Dragon · · Score: 1

      I'm figuring the moderation will be a bunch of +1 funny by people older than 35 and a bunch of -1 overrated by people younger than 30.

    3. Re:What do the Tweets Say? by quenda · · Score: 1

      They say "You have one new follower."

    4. Re:What do the Tweets Say? by The+Grim+Reefer · · Score: 1

      # I-I'm only a dolphin, ma'am.

  9. Unintended consequences? by Pav · · Score: 4, Insightful

    How many times do sharks cruise beaches uneventfully? If this is meant to calm the public mind, well, lets just say this has potential to be counterproductive.

    1. Re:Unintended consequences? by Nehmo · · Score: 1

      How many times do sharks cruise beaches uneventfully? If this is meant to calm the public mind, well, lets just say this has potential to be counterproductive.

      Really. Actually, sharks swim near humans all the time.

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  10. All good and well until... by Gumbercules!! · · Score: 5, Funny

    "You are now being followed by @greatwhite"

    1. Re:All good and well until... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "You are now being followed by @greatwhite"

      Sorry, that was brilliant :)

  11. Kudos! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Kudos! Good post. I'd upmod it if I could but I'm out of points so instead this is my way of showing appreciation for your joke.

  12. Please come thru by Tablizer · · Score: 0

    If there are not at least three +5 shark-laser jokes to come out of this topic, Slashdotters should be forced to use Windows 8.

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  13. #yumtastytreats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Look behind you"

  14. The younger sharks are tweeting, by Snufu · · Score: 1

    The older sharks are using Facebook.

  15. Jaws by EnsilZah · · Score: 1

    What they should do is play the theme from Jaws on the beach PA system, changing the tempo based on the shark's distance.

  16. I'll have to remember... by pigiron · · Score: 1

    to be sure to bring my laptop with me in the water the next time I go surfing.

  17. Tagged 420 (@tagshark420) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OMG iz jus ate PETA fag LAWLSZZ
    #noms #peta #surfsup #oz #somethingfunnyinthathippie #YOLO

  18. Don't Panic (@greatwhite) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    nuttin jus out 4 #swim lolz
    #au #YOLO #nowwatchthis #frenzy

    (Retweeted by @hammerhead @bloodymaw23 @toothsalad @flesheater7841 and 2,458 others)

  19. Alert sounds by grahamtriggs · · Score: 1

    Now you just want a Twitter client where I can assign different alert sounds to accounts you follow...

  20. Tiger sharks! by CuteSteveJobs · · Score: 1

    I've seen the feed. They are all tiger sharks. Another shameful example of racial profiling.

  21. Sharks with remote controlled lasters by distilate · · Score: 0

    Just tell a laser turret to follow #sharktargets for the latest laser targeting information

  22. Yelp by Kentari · · Score: 1

    Next they start leaving Yelp reviews: "Did not wash feet, will not eat again.", "Food kept kicking me in the face." and "I hate food wrapped in neoprene."

  23. Buy? by antdude · · Score: 1

    Sharks buy?

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  24. Shark tweet by Jason+Levine · · Score: 2

    "Actually wasn't hungry. Just wanted to photobomb a selfie. Pulled a Jaws right behind her. #BestPhotobombEver"

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  25. natural selection by DriveDog · · Score: 1

    How long will it take for some nonhuman shark prey to evolve receptors for shark warning tweets?

  26. Does that total include... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...all Sharknado and MegaShark deaths?

  27. So its news that lawyers also use Twitter!?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Must have been a slow news day. Poo flinging monkeys also use Twitter, but enough talk about our politicians.

  28. misread the headlines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought the sharks were actually using computers or smart phones to send tweets. I would imagine that typing with fins is hard.

  29. Re:Jaws (2.0) by Shoten · · Score: 1

    What they should do is play the theme from Jaws on the beach PA system, changing the tempo based on the shark's distance.

    Except that now it sounds different. Instead of "dum-dum," it's "oh, hai"...

    Oh, hai.

    Oh, hai.

    OH HAI OH HAI OH HAI OH HAI OH HAI...

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  30. Another dangerous animal. by cellocgw · · Score: 1

    As pointed out by a couple columnists a year or two ago, far more people are killed by cows than sharks. Plus it's much easier to tag all the cows than all the sharks, so let's get mooooving on this one!

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  31. Tweeting sharks eh? by Chas · · Score: 2

    @UnsuspectingSwimmer #DunDunDunDunDunDun

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  32. Re:Jaws (2.0) by Chas · · Score: 1

    What they should do is play the theme from Jaws on the beach PA system, changing the tempo based on the shark's distance.

    Except that now it sounds different. Instead of "dum-dum," it's "oh, hai"...

    Oh, hai.

    Oh, hai.

    OH HAI OH HAI OH HAI OH HAI OH HAI...

    Yeah. Nothing worse than an Ohio shark.

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  33. What's the point? by Nethemas+the+Great · · Score: 1

    Sharks are solitary hunters. Unless they've manged to tag most of the sharks in the area the system is pointless window dressing.

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  34. "Here I come bitches" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Here I come bitches"