Western Australian Sharks Send Tweets To Swimmers
Zothecula writes "More shark attacks occur in Western Australia than almost anyplace else on Earth. In order to help protect swimmers and surfers, the state government relies largely on helicopter-based spotters, plus members of the public who report their own sightings. Now, however, the Department of Fisheries has introduced a new system, in which the toothy fishes announce their own presence via Twitter. Known as the Shark Monitoring Network, the system utilizes acoustic tags that are attached to the fins of individual sharks, along with buoyed monitoring devices that pick up the signals transmitted by those tags. When a tagged shark swims within range of one of the monitors, its species, size and location is automatically recorded."
...I saw this on ABC News a few hours ago. Their headline, "Sharks send tweets..." was just as inaccurate as this one.
The sharks do nothing buy go about their routine. The system monitoring them sends tweets. The system monitoring them doesn't monitor all sharks, it monitors tagged sharks, so the system cannot be relied upon to notify of all sharks, it can only notify for known sharks whose tags still function.
It's not a bad system, but it's not a sure-fire system either.
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In Australia, there are an average of 1 deaths per year from Shark attacks
For comparison there are an average of 121 deaths per year from drowning at beaches, harbours and rivers.
Furthermore in 2010 217 people died as a result of an assault and 1,503 died as a result of a transport accident (706 car, 236 motorcycle, 227 pedestrian)
Does that put it in perspective?
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How many times do sharks cruise beaches uneventfully? If this is meant to calm the public mind, well, lets just say this has potential to be counterproductive.
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The older sharks are using Facebook.
What they should do is play the theme from Jaws on the beach PA system, changing the tempo based on the shark's distance.
to be sure to bring my laptop with me in the water the next time I go surfing.
Now you just want a Twitter client where I can assign different alert sounds to accounts you follow...
I've seen the feed. They are all tiger sharks. Another shameful example of racial profiling.
Next they start leaving Yelp reviews: "Did not wash feet, will not eat again.", "Food kept kicking me in the face." and "I hate food wrapped in neoprene."
Sharks buy?
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How long will it take for some nonhuman shark prey to evolve receptors for shark warning tweets?
What they should do is play the theme from Jaws on the beach PA system, changing the tempo based on the shark's distance.
Except that now it sounds different. Instead of "dum-dum," it's "oh, hai"...
Oh, hai.
Oh, hai.
OH HAI OH HAI OH HAI OH HAI OH HAI...
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As pointed out by a couple columnists a year or two ago, far more people are killed by cows than sharks. Plus it's much easier to tag all the cows than all the sharks, so let's get mooooving on this one!
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What they should do is play the theme from Jaws on the beach PA system, changing the tempo based on the shark's distance.
Except that now it sounds different. Instead of "dum-dum," it's "oh, hai"...
Oh, hai.
Oh, hai.
OH HAI OH HAI OH HAI OH HAI OH HAI...
Yeah. Nothing worse than an Ohio shark.
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Sharks are solitary hunters. Unless they've manged to tag most of the sharks in the area the system is pointless window dressing.
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