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NSF Report Flawed; Americans Do Not Believe Astrology Is Scientific

RichDiesal writes "A new report (PDF) from the National Science Foundation, which we discussed a few days ago, states that roughly 40% of Americans believe astrology to be scientific. This turns out to be false; most of those apparently astrology-loving Americans have actually confused astrology with astronomy. In a 100-person Mechanical Turk study with a $5 research budget, I tested this by actually asking people to define astrology. Among those that correctly defined astrology, only 10% believe it to be scientific; among those that confused astrology for astronomy, 92% believe 'astrology' to be scientific."

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  1. Really good question by sideslash · · Score: 5, Informative

    I searched/skimmed the NSF paper, and it wasn't obvious that they took any pains to define astrology for their interviewees. So you very well may be right; good job.

    1. Re:Really good question by sunderland56 · · Score: 5, Funny

      So instead of 40% of Americans having a poor concept of science, it looks like 40% of Americans have a poor concept of English. Is that any better?

    2. Re:Really good question by dreamchaser · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well, duh. We don't speak English here in the States. We speak 'murican.

    3. Re:Really good question by sideslash · · Score: 1, Insightful

      So instead of 40% of Americans having a poor concept of science, it looks like 40% of Americans have a poor concept of English. Is that any better?

      In terms of measuring the level of acceptance of pseudoscience, yes, it would be a favorable adjustment to make. But it's perfectly OK with me if you want to change the subject and rant about (lack of) English skills in the general population.

    4. Re:Really good question by zauberberg51 · · Score: 1

      That would be Merkin, at least according to my Texas language dictionary (circa 1978)

    5. Re:Really good question by icebike · · Score: 2

      I searched/skimmed the NSF paper, and it wasn't obvious that they took any pains to define astrology for their interviewees. So you very well may be right; good job.

      Exactly what I thought, but there was no chance of making that point in the prior post due to the overwhelming piling on of "Dumb Americans" posts.

      Still confusing that term isn't smart, but not recognizing that people "skim" when reading or listening to poll questions is equally dumb.

      Then again, mechanical turk is hardly something to attract the Average American, or the Average Adult Human for that matter. It is already pre-selected for reasonably educated people who are at least quite computer literate.
       

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    6. Re:Really good question by ebno-10db · · Score: 1

      Texas? Who cares how foreigners spell American.

    7. Re:Really good question by dreamchaser · · Score: 4, Funny

      Shhhh. Don't offend them. They have guns.

    8. Re:Really good question by msauve · · Score: 1
      But, they stressed the change:

      In 2012, slightly more than half of Americans said that astrology was "not at all scientific," whereas nearly twothirds gave this response in 2010. The comparable percentage has not been this low since 1983.

      ... more than the absolute figures. Of course that could simply mean that fewer people know the difference between astrology and astronomy, but that still indicates a dumbing down.

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    9. Re:Really good question by smartr · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I imagine most just don't know what "Astrology" means off the tops of their head, and they probably think it's some scientific term for astronomy... "Horoscope" is probably a more familiar term. Furthermore, if you asked someone if "Scientology" was science based, if the interviewee doesn't know what Scientology is, they would probably say it was science based... Entomology, Arthropodology, Herpetology, Aerobiology, Virology, Phytopathology, Psychobiology, Ethology, Kinesiology, Neuroendocrinology, Psychophysiology... what?

    10. Re:Really good question by Tridus · · Score: 1

      Not knowing the difference between two similar looking words isn't that uncommon. Average people don't have to pay attention to astronomy or astrology on a daily basis, and stuff is going to get forgotten.

      It doesn't mean anything except that people got the meaning of the word confused with another word. That happens pretty much everywhere on the planet, and says nothing about Americans.

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    11. Re:Really good question by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      So instead of 40% of Americans having a poor concept of science, it looks like 40% of Americans have a poor concept of English. Is that any better?

      Oh, I'm certain it's much higher than that; all this proves is that 40% of the people polled don't know the difference between these 2 particular terms.

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    12. Re:Really good question by smartr · · Score: 1

      I think one might argue, it's more that the NSF either sucks at common sense or intentionally makes misleading surveys.

    13. Re:Really good question by alexander_686 · · Score: 2

      Eh – the words are reasonably close. Personally, I always get cosmetology and cosmology mixed up.

    14. Re:Really good question by Fishchip · · Score: 1

      You can't paint them all with that brush. I'm pretty sure I have a decent concept of English, and even a decent understanding of English (you used 'concept' wrong there, for what you obviously intended it to mean) and sometimes I have to stop and look twice to see if 'astronomy' or 'astrology' is being used where it's meant to be. It's just one of those weird word pairings that trip people up: two similar words relating to two broadly similar things. It's not like people insisting Austria is Australia.

    15. Re: Really good question by O('_')O_Bush · · Score: 4, Insightful

      40% of Americans don't care enough about astrology or astronomy to learn the difference.

      That is probably most accurate.

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    16. Re:Really good question by AK+Marc · · Score: 2

      Or if they did define it, they defined it as the "scientific study of the effects of season and tides on biometrics". A reasonable, if slightly strained, definition of Astrology. Originally it was science, at least as much as amateur astronomy is today. That it's not always clear what is meant (often because the reader is unfamiliar or unsure of the term) doesn't help.

    17. Re:Really good question by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      It seems like such an obvious thing to test for, if you are the kind of person who creates surveys, that it makes you wonder what motivated the NSF. Surely they know how to make a decent survey, and didn't do this by accident?

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    18. Re:Really good question by Fishchip · · Score: 1

      Psychophysiology is about psychos, right? And Herpetology is... well, yeah.

    19. Re: Really good question by jones_supa · · Score: 1

      Very true.

    20. Re:Really good question by mark-t · · Score: 1

      The thing is, originally, astrology *was* a very scientific term. It refered to the practical application of astronomy to predict natural phenomena, such as when eclipses would occur, what time of year a partiicular star would be at its highest position in the sky, when planetary conjunctions would occur, etc.

      Somewhere along the line, somebody got it in their head that the events which happen on earth and in individual people's lives are somehow causally connected to the movements of celestial objects as they are observed from earth, and so it started getting used to predict that as well (of course there was never any scientific basis for this), I think that perhaps because that use was something that everyone could identify with, whether or not they actually studed the stars at all, this may have been a contributing factor which caused it to become the most heavily associated application of the term, which in turn led to what we understand as the modern definition, for which again, there is no scientific basis.

      Of course, this probably predates much of the english language itself, at least as we know it... the origins of how the term became more identified with what we know it as today than what it originally meant, which is actually very scientific in principle, is probably at least a thousand or more years old.

    21. Re:Really good question by gman003 · · Score: 4, Funny

      This is America, we ALL have guns!

    22. Re:Really good question by sideslash · · Score: 1

      It helps to remember that all scientists are not alike, and they break down into various highly diverse groups. Over on one end you have the hard sciences like physics, where if you put out a bunch of baloney, people will point it out (very loudly), and you will be held accountable in your field. On the other end you have the soft sciences like sociology, where putting out baloney with highly political motivations is more the norm than the exception. If you have any doubt at all of what I just wrote, you are in for a treat if you visit this link.

      Not to say that _all_ researchers in the soft sciences are cargo cult doofuses. But they do seem to be in charge in many government agencies and major schools.

    23. Re:Really good question by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 2

      So instead of 40% of Americans having a poor concept of science, it looks like 40% of Americans have a poor concept of English. Is that any better?

      With the number of supposedly educated people on /. who don't know the difference between "their", "there", and "they're", or "its" and "it's", or "your" and "you're", this doesn't surprise me at all.

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    24. Re: Really good question by budgenator · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The horoscope is simply a diagram of the position of the major planets, moon and Zodiac constellations, as such is quite scientific. Astrologers often make predictions of future events based on a person's birth horoscope and the current horoscope which is quite unscientific. Historically astronomers would cast horoscopes and do such saying for their rich patrons to fimance their scientific endeavors

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    25. Re:Really good question by medv4380 · · Score: 1

      Having a poor concept of a word you rarely use isn't a sign of bad English skills. How many Americans wouldn't get the correct meaning of "Want to go suck a fag?". A part of learning English is learning the Roots and inferring meaning from those roots if you don't know the actual meaning of a word. Astro - relating to the stars ology is a branch of learning. Astrology based on the Root meaning of the word is Study of the Stars like how Geology is the Study of the Earth. Astronomy is actually the odd duck because Astronomers desperately wanted to divorce themselves from any "mystic" meaning. Onomy actually means a set of rules of a perticular subject so it's Astronomers who don't actually understand English very well.

    26. Re:Really good question by SleazyRidr · · Score: 2

      I thought a merkin was like a wig, but for pubic hair.

    27. Re:Really good question by jythie · · Score: 1

      Something to keep in mind, giving definitions also skews results. One of the things that makes this particular bit of research tricky is that the definition of 'astrology' is not as clear cut as people outside that community think. Many see astrology as applied astronomy, or astronomy as the cargo-cult version of astrology or astrology with the natural insight removed.

      Which means there is a bit of a flaw in the person's experiment. Those definitions of astrology are ones that would mostly be used by people outside that community to describe it, not the self description. I have chatted with 'professional astrologers' before and often when I asked them about what they do, they frequently described it in terms that the OP described as incorrect descriptions. They often see astrology as the study of the stars, planets, and heavens, with prediction simply being an application or side effect, kinda like how we might see GPS as an application of astronomy.

      Which is probably why the NFS people left the definition out. Any definition they gave would influence people.

    28. Re:Really good question by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      The NSF people may have had a good reason to leave it out, that's not the problem. The problem is the definitely had reason to believe that their data didn't support the conclusion.

      If the data didn't support the conclusion, and they should have known it, and they published it anyway, that is bad science. I don't think anyone disagrees with that.

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    29. Re:Really good question by azadrozny · · Score: 1

      Another factor may be the context of the interview. You will get different responses if you quickly pull someone aside and start in on your questions, versus a scheduling a volunteer.

      Late night comedians prey on this. Find a person on the street, perhaps on their way to work, then ask them some random questions. The results can be funny, but the person isn't stupid, just not in the right frame of mind, worried about how they look in TV, etc. Phone surveys must suffer from the same thing. It was just supposed to be "five", "quick" questions, but as it drags on the interviewee becomes more concerned with getting dinner on the table.

    30. Re:Really good question by Bacon+Bits · · Score: 1

      Do you know the difference between psychology and psychiatry? Or the difference between ophthalmology and optometry? How about the difference between the Internet and an intranet? Or even the difference between affect and effect? And you've never confused any of these terms, nor known anybody of intelligence to confuse these terms?

      Similar sounding words for similar concepts cause confusion. This is not particularly surprising, nor is it particularly indicative of intelligence. Language is complicated, and talent or ability with language is not a necessary indicator of intelligence. If the NSF failed to account for the natural ambiguity of language, then they've clearly poisoned their results.

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    31. Re:Really good question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1
      Yeah, "Americans" are dumb. Because it's not like every fucking country on Earth has comedy shows or routines based on "man on the street" interviews where people say stupid things.

      But keep masturbating to the dream that you're a special, unique snowflake.

    32. Re:Really good question by bonehead · · Score: 1

      If you have the good sense to see the meta-story, it's unchanged: "People are dumb".

      FTFY

    33. Re:Really good question by wired_parrot · · Score: 1

      I imagine most just don't know what "Astrology" means off the tops of their head, and they probably think it's some scientific term for astronomy

      All pseudo-science tries to utilize scientific sounding jargon in an attempt to sound more credible.

      Therefore, if we are to to better educate Americans to prevent them from falling prey to pseudo-science mambo-jumbo, it is equally important to sharpen their vocabulary skills. Those who push astrology deliberate try to capitalize on it's perceived confusion with astronomy. Astrologers would probably look at the fact that the majority of people confuse it with astronomy as a positive. We shouldn't take any consolation that this may be an explanation for the survey findings, and instead look at how to better educate young Americans.

    34. Re:Really good question by ArbitraryName · · Score: 1
      Really? So these are all actual scientific disciplines then?

      Applied kinesiology
      Baraminology
      Chirology
      Cryptozoology
      Graphology
      Iridology
      Phrenology
      Physiognomy
      Pseudoarchaeology (well okay, that has pseudo right in the name)
      Reflexology
      Rumpology

      I really hope that "well, it has -ology" is not something you use a rule of them when encountering new concepts.

    35. Re:Really good question by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      The point is: the parent implied people don't know the difference of owning some thing (your) or being something (you're) ... on top of that you imply that people make grammar errors, while they are merly doing spelling errors. It would be easier perhaps if they got taught that you're is an abreviation for you are.

      Year, I'm with you as I'm typing on an I pad and use two languages usually with a random frensh or italian word mixed in ... autocorrection is aleays off.

      (For some reason, my iPad refused to even spell correct this answer ... so if you find a typo: keep it! )

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    36. Re: Really good question by enharmonix · · Score: 1

      But numerology... Now that's science!

    37. Re:Really good question by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      It would be easier perhaps if they got taught that you're is an abreviation for you are.

      Were taught.

      And then there's the people who write "would of" instead of "would've".

      And that one guy (not on /.) who used "weight" instead of "wait"....

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    38. Re:Really good question by Nemesisghost · · Score: 1

      Those of us who do have guns dont get offended very easily.

      While this is mostly a true statement that I support, it isn't 100%. Just ask the widow whose husband got shot by that ex-cop because he wouldn't quit texting during the previews of a movie. It wasn't in Texas, but it still applies.

    39. Re:Really good question by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Well,
      Correct writing is difficult some people accept that, some don't and surely some are just lazy.

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    40. Re:Really good question by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      "If you have the good sense to see the meta-story, it's unchanged: "Americans are dumb"."

      As Isaac Asimov famously wrote, Wrong is Relative.

      On the contrary, the "meta-story" is changed a great deal. Given a choice, I would far rather people be scientifically literate than English-literate. (As long as they are basically literate to begin with.)

      Mistaking one word for another that has only one letter difference is a FAR lesser error than, for example, mistaking Creationism for real science.

    41. Re:Really good question by EvilSS · · Score: 1

      And Herpetology is... well, yeah.

      Well, some of the do have a lot of warts....

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    42. Re:Really good question by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      Correct writing is difficult some people accept that, some don't and surely some are just lazy.

      Correct coding is difficult too. I'm assuming that people don't write code the way they write English, so I have to go with "some are just lazy".

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    43. Re:Really good question by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      If I can't make fun of Texans, then that takes all the joy out of Texas.

    44. Re:Really good question by kwbauer · · Score: 1

      From what I've read, there might be more to the story than "Victim refused to put phone down so perp shot him."

    45. Re:Really good question by kwbauer · · Score: 1

      Just because he likes to think he (or his country) is superior to the US, does not mean that he is not "a special, unique snowflake."

      I happen to believe that many things about the US are superior and believe that I am unique while realizing that not everything about me is unique,

    46. Re: Really good question by kwbauer · · Score: 1

      Except that astrology and its relatives are heavily promoted by many of our currrent "Gods" (hollywood types).

    47. Re:Really good question by kwbauer · · Score: 1

      No, seriously. Scientists might do misleading things in the search for more funding? Do you have any other examples to back up such a preposterous statement.

    48. Re:Really good question by Immerman · · Score: 1

      Actually I'm quite familiar with the usage of apostrophes, and will still occasionally type about apple's and orange's. I know it's wrong and would never type such a thing on purpose, but when I'm thinking six words ahead of my fingers sometimes such things slip through for some reason, and they're easily missed in proofreading, assuming I give my Slashdot post more than the most transient of proofreading to begin with.

      And no, I usually don't watch the screen while I'm typing, why would I do such a thing? When my touch-typing skills are in shape that frees my eyes to bring in other useful or pleasant information - real-time proofreading offers minimal benefits. My fingers already know when they do something really wrong, it's only the occasional edge case that slips through.

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    49. Re:Really good question by ph0rk · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up - the MTurk study missed the point by a mile.

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    50. Re:Really good question by laie_techie · · Score: 1

      ology means the study of, so people might think that astrology is the study of stars. Not many people are familiar with nomos (the arrangement of). These two things have only relatively recently (17th century) split.

    51. Re:Really good question by Immerman · · Score: 1

      Now you're just debating the grammar of a living language, which is a fools errand. Dialects are perfectly legitimate and expected forks within a language, no matter what the self-appointed "language police" might 'ave to say about d'matter. There's a reason we use Latin in so many scientific and religious contexts - the language is dead, nobody uses it for day-to-day purposes, and so the definitions and grammar have *finally* stopped changing and there's a fair chance that what we write today will still mean the same thing a thousand years from now.. And that appears to be the *only* way the language stops organically changing, so be careful what you wish for.

      Complaining about such things with regards to *English* is especially ironic, considering that it is has been a trade tongue practically from birth, freely absorbing words and grammar from every culture it encountered.

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    52. Re:Really good question by AlphaWolf_HK · · Score: 1

      That's people who study herpes, right?

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    53. Re: Really good question by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      The technique for producing the horoscope seems to vary wildly - a lot of the 'ancient wisdom' seems to include Pluto somewhere.

    54. Re:Really good question by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      That's because 'ology' *does* mean science. It's greek, a form of the word 'logos.' It's more accurately translated as 'justification,' 'description' or most literally as 'word.' The suffix was adopted into english to mean 'study of,' usually with a greek word as the prefix.

    55. Re:Really good question by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 1

      Actually I'm quite familiar with the usage of apostrophes, and will still occasionally type about apple's and orange's. I know it's wrong and would never type such a thing on purpose, but when I'm thinking six words ahead of my fingers sometimes such things slip through for some reason, and they're easily missed in proofreading,

      Yes, this is all well and good, but my point is that I've seen numerous examples of these sorts of errors in situations that would seem to call for more proofreading, like official advertisements, tee shirts, signs, etc. I completely understand that one sometimes makes errors when typing fast. But I don't think that excuses (or explains) official corporate text with major errors put out for public display, does it?

    56. Re:Really good question by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 1

      The point is: the parent implied people don't know the difference of owning some thing (your) or being something (you're) ... on top of that you imply that people make grammar errors, while they are merly doing spelling errors.

      I said nothing of the sort. People in my example are not making errors of grammar: they are intending to use a plural, and they know that. They just didn't write it correctly. In essence, I was pointing out punctuation errors: all of your examples involve apostrophes. People clearly know the grammatical function of these words in speech. I was pointing out that apostrophes are probably the most misused punctuation mark in the English language. Since people clearly don't understand the correct roles an apostrophe can play in English, they can't spell things using them correctly.

    57. Re:Really good question by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 1

      By the way, my original post probably shouldn't have said "grammar" - I really meant something more like "usage." There's my error from fast typing and not enough editing.

    58. Re: Really good question by Catbeller · · Score: 1

      40% failed grammar school, more like.

    59. Re:Really good question by Immerman · · Score: 1

      Carelessness and apathy doesn't explain stupid corporate snafus? I'm afraid I'm going to need some citations on that claim :-)

      *Should* they have had better proofreaders? Indubitably, but it's not at all uncommon for last-minute fixes or "spit and polish" to accidentally screw things up that get overlooked by the even-more-hurried last-minute proofreading. Shit happens. Any world view contingent on shit not happening is based in fantasy and should be disregarded on principle.

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    60. Re:Really good question by Redmancometh · · Score: 1

      It's okay we make fun of ourself with regularity. Just look at Ron White and/or Larry the Cable Guy

    61. Re:Really good question by Barsteward · · Score: 1

      Here's the real definition of Merkin.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merkin - its a pubic wig

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    62. Re: Really good question by hawkinspeter · · Score: 1
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    63. Re:Really good question by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Mistaking one word for another that has only one letter difference

      It's two letters.

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    64. Re:Really good question by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Really? Which declension are they?

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    65. Re:Really good question by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      regardless if american or not

      That should be "regardless of whether they're American or not", and It should probably go between commas too.

      Just saying...

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    66. Re:Really good question by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      There's a reason we use Latin in so many scientific and religious contexts

      There might be if we did, but we don't[1].

      [1] The one exception is plant and animal species names, but stringing two or three words together is hardly using Latin.

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    67. Re:Really good question by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      What grammar has English borrowed? Does it change word endings like Latin? Does it change the first letter like Welsh? Does it form plurals the same way as Hindi?

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    68. Re:Really good question by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Code can be compiled or tested or both.

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    69. Re:Really good question by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      I learned that the comma before an 'if' is optional ;) however your more proper form I would put between commas.

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    70. Re:Really good question by infinitelink · · Score: 1

      Except that according to the general rules "astrology" is THE proper word for "astronomy", but since the spiritualists hooked onto it the former was eschewed for the latter: in other Germanic languages and concept-related/history-shared languages "astrology" (modified to fit the language) is used, e.g. in German and in French. So it's not a poor concept of English, it's a lack of exposure to the domain-specific conventions of certain disciplines who arbitrarily avoid one for another to avoid spiritualist associations.

      p.s. I get the joke, I just wanted to put that out there since it might enrich the thought processes of somebody: this sort of realization that background and experience is everything not only to processing, but getting why people process or recognize or choose in certain ways in a language, is related to a lot more than just conceptions about what constitutes good use/familiarity with language.

      p.s. is nobody going to mention and detail in-depth, and cross-related, the same effect on outcomes, dependent on word choice, when taking surveys and polls?

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    71. Re:Really good question by genik76 · · Score: 1

      Apparently you don't what astrology is either, if you think that horoscope is a synonym of astrology. Horoscopes are interpretations or charts of astrology and not necessarily "astrologic" if made in entertainment purpose. Horoscopes are (possibly) a product of astrology. Other examples for clarification: - excrement analyses are not synonymous with proctology - notes are not synonymous with musicology - Windows is not synonymous computer science

    72. Re: Really good question by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      WTF? I talk about phlogiston all the time.

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    73. Re:Really good question by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      I learned that the comma before an 'if' is optional

      There shouldn't be an "if".

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    74. Re:Really good question by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Likewise in French and Italian. But I'm sure that somewhere, probably in the jungles of New Guinea, there are people who use one word for both.

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    75. Re:Really good question by RespekMyAthorati · · Score: 1

      I imagine most just don't know what "Astrology" means off the tops of their head, and they probably think it's some scientific term for astronomy

      It sounds like a short form of astrophysics.
      They should have defined the terms before asking the questions.
      This was a very poorly written survey.

    76. Re:Really good question by rpstrong · · Score: 1

      Off topic, but I hear that there is a movement to split Alaska in half - and make Texas the third largest state in the union.

    77. Re:Really good question by Draugo · · Score: 1

      Astrology is old as hell (we're talking bce here). So no, there was never a point when it was mostly about science as we see it today. Predictions of human lives and even medicine were always part of it. The point where it relates to astronomy is that "the better your observations of celestial objects were, the better you could decide how to treat your patient". So modern astronomy is basically a fortunate byproduc of human idiocy (mostly idiocy because of Aristotle and Plato, fuck I hate those guys).

    78. Re:Really good question by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      "Apparently Americans can't count, either."

      I replied about the 2-letter thing yesterday, but for some reason it didn't go though.

    79. Re:Really good question by severn2j · · Score: 1

      As a Brit who spent some time working with an American recently, I would agree with you. We both found that the differences between the US and UK language is more than just an accent.

    80. Re:Really good question by mark-t · · Score: 1

      I know astrology is very old, but technically, the term itself still originally only meant what I was saying.. predicting when particular events would occur that are genuinely causally tied to the positions and movement of the sun, stars. moon, and planets, relative to how they are appear from earth. As I said, this could be used to predict eclipses, conjunctions, what time of year a particular star would be at its zenith, and many other natural phenomena. That this got somehow linked to other phenomena that actually happen on earth is technically not part of whaty astrology actually meant,, but it came to be so at some point. I can easily see that mindset starting to develop many thousands of years ago, but I do not think that the term itself came to refer rather exclusively to predicting the events that happen here on earth happened considerably more recently.

    81. Re:Really good question by Immerman · · Score: 1

      It's hardly *speaking* Latin, but it's most assuredly *using* Latin, at least the vocabulary thereof.

      If anyone was actually using Latin conversationally then the benefit would disappear.

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    82. Re:Really good question by Immerman · · Score: 1

      Where do you think English came from? You need only look at the numerous special cases and other grammatical discrepancies to conclude that it's probably drawing on numerous conflicting grammars. What's the plural of goose again? And why doesn't moose follow the same rule?

      In 1000AD There were 30 distinct dialects of English in the UK alone, with what's now known as "Old English" simply being the West Saxon dialect favored by the nobility. English didn't really develop any formal grammar rules until centuries later, word ordering, conjugation, etc. was down to personal taste and the ability of your peers to understand what the %$#@! you were saying, and if many of your most valuable peers were foreign merchants that would no doubt shape your speech patterns, and thus the speech patterns of everyone who looks up to you. It wasn't until the 1500s that academics started making the claim that English grammar was even as rigorous as Latin's semi-chaotic mess.

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    83. Re:Really good question by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      I would say that is a matter of taste, or not?

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  2. Yes, but by nani+popoki · · Score: 5, Funny

    How many who could correctly define astronomy still believe that it can be used to predict your future. Because that's astrophysics.

    1. Re:Yes, but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I think you are confusing astrophysics with astropsychics.

    2. Re:Yes, but by ebno-10db · · Score: 5, Funny

      Depends on the time frame. Astropsychics claim to be able to make predictions about years in the future. Astrophysicists claim to be able to do that for billions of years in the future.

    3. Re:Yes, but by ctheme · · Score: 1

      So what you're telling me is, only astropsychics are reasonably verifiable?

  3. I called it. by Narcocide · · Score: 5, Funny

    Even more of them will confuse cosmetology with cosmology. Someone trying to weigh a poll to make Americans look uneducated could have done much better.

    1. Re:I called it. by sideslash · · Score: 4, Funny

      That is, quite frankly, offensive, and shows ignorance about the work of real scientists.

      When cosmetologists work on a model, they refine and test their techniques until they can successfully predict how everything will turn out, and in fact time proves their predictions right. To put it another way, if they consistently gave a bad haircut, they would go out of business. Because it turns out that models can't stand a bad haircut.

      Climatologists, on the other hand... well, don't take it from me. Read Feynman on cargo cult science in general, and Richard Lindzen on climate alarmism in particular.

      Bottom line -- shame on you for lowering cosmetologists to the level of (OK... _some_) climatologists.

    2. Re:I called it. by Sique · · Score: 2

      Americans would not be the first to make this mistake. When Lise Meitner in 1922 (after habilitating) anounced her first lecture in "cosmic physics", one reporter later wrote that Ms. Leitner would lecture about "cosmetic physics".

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    3. Re:I called it. by SecurityGuy · · Score: 4, Funny

      They probably cut science class one too many times and never took the make-up tests.

    4. Re:I called it. by Fishchip · · Score: 1

      That's 'kosmology'.

    5. Re:I called it. by cold+fjord · · Score: 1

      When cosmetologists work on a model, they refine and test their techniques until they can successfully predict how everything will turn out, and in fact time proves their predictions right.

      What if it turns out that bad hair days are simply on hiatus?

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    6. Re:I called it. by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Hmm, I was getting this close to finishing up my Doctorate in Cosmetology.

    7. Re:I called it. by jrumney · · Score: 1

      Even more of them will confuse cosmetology with cosmology.

      For many Americans, the definitive reference for these two subjects are Cosmo (Cosmopolitan magazine) and the book of Genesis. Even with that information, they'd probably mix the two up.

    8. Re:I called it. by shocking · · Score: 1

      That would be the Richard Lindzen who has been consistently wrong about Global Warming?

      http://www.skepticalscience.co...

    9. Re:I called it. by sideslash · · Score: 1

      According to your link, Lindzen has changed his mind on some things since the 1980's. And that is different from other climate scientists how?

    10. Re:I called it. by shocking · · Score: 1

      In his case, when you look at the link, he's still wrong on a lot of areas. Dig around a bit more.

    11. Re:I called it. by ebvwfbw · · Score: 1

      Even more of them will confuse cosmetology with cosmology. Someone trying to weigh a poll to make Americans look uneducated could have done much better.

      I know. I almost split a gut when a chick I knew asked about how to contact Stephen Hawkins for makeup. I said he's a cosmologist. She said yes. I repeated myself and added he does stuff to do with the cosmos. Cosmos? HUH? Then light bulb went on.
      Imaging Stephen doing makeup on someone...

  4. Re:ahhh english by rrohbeck · · Score: 4, Funny

    I absolutely believe that ... astro... something science to be scientific!

    It probably has electrolytes too!

  5. Still a problem, but not as bad. by gurps_npc · · Score: 2
    I thought this was the case.

    The problem is not that we are mystical idiots, just that we are can not spell and are not sure of the correct pronunciation of words.

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    1. Re:Still a problem, but not as bad. by ThreeKelvin · · Score: 1

      It is - the remedy for the uneducated masses is education. I don't know of any remedy for superstition. (Just look at the creationists.)

    2. Re:Still a problem, but not as bad. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      So instead of mystical idiots, we're regular idiots...somewhat of a lateral move there :/

    3. Re:Still a problem, but not as bad. by Quirkz · · Score: 1

      we are can not spell

      Nor sentence put together can we. :)

    4. Re:Still a problem, but not as bad. by albacrankie · · Score: 1

      "I don't know of any remedy for superstition."

      The just have to be taught not to walk on the cracks.

  6. Undecided by The+Grim+Reefer · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure if it's worse that these people believe that astrology is a science. Or that they were too stupid to not know the difference between astrology and astronomy. It's one thing if a few people got confused. But for so many to not know the difference is a little frightening.

  7. Well, what do you expect? by msobkow · · Score: 3, Funny

    Given the state of education, what else would you expect? We're talking about a nation that doesn't even know it's own geography, much less that of neighbours in the world. If they think Toronto or Vancouver are the capital of Canada, how can you expect them to know something like astrology vs. astronomy?

    Regardless of whether the majority of the population believes astrology is "scientific" or not, one thing is clear: the population as a whole has a shitty education.

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    1. Re:Well, what do you expect? by Kaenneth · · Score: 1

      If you're from Texas, the rest of the US is basically a foreign country.

    2. Re:Well, what do you expect? by ebno-10db · · Score: 4, Funny

      If you're from Texas, that's a belief. If you're not from Texas, it's a wish.

    3. Re:Well, what do you expect? by ebno-10db · · Score: 1

      If they think Toronto or Vancouver are the capital of Canada

      Why should they care about trivialities like the capital of Canada? Ottawa is no more a city than Canada is a country.

    4. Re:Well, what do you expect? by operagost · · Score: 1

      If they think Toronto or Vancouver are the capital of Canada, how can you expect them to know something like astrology vs. astronomy?

      Because geography and astronomy are two different fields of study?

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    5. Re:Well, what do you expect? by idontgno · · Score: 2

      Wait, wait, wait.

      Who dragged geometry into this?

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  8. Heh by Skiron · · Score: 1

    99% of Americans are idiots; 1.0% run the Country. Much like the UK.

    1. Re:Heh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      99% of Americans are idiots; 1.0% run the Country. Much like the UK.

      Unfortunately, these two groups are not mutually exclusive.

    2. Re:Heh by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      99% of Americans are idiots; 1.0% run the Country. Much like the UK.

      Of course, the 1% who run the show are primarily derived from the 99% who are idiots, so... you know...

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    3. Re:Heh by javajawa · · Score: 1

      Is that 1% separate from or included in the 99%?

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  9. Surveys - be suspicious by joe_frisch · · Score: 5, Informative

    It is easy for surveys to give very misleading results if the questions are not well thought out, or if they have intentionally been designed to produce some result. The media tends to pick up on the more surprising results from surveys so that magnifies the effect in the public perception.

    "do you believe in evolution" "do you believe the current theory of evolution is correct" "Do you believe that god was involved in the creation of life" "should students be taught to question scientific theories like evolution". "do you think evolution likely is a correct description of the species we see on earth now" These may seem to be asking the same question, but are really quite different.

    1. Re:Surveys - be suspicious by JeffAtl · · Score: 1

      Even worse is "do you believe that evolution is just a theory".

    2. Re:Surveys - be suspicious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Of course I do, last I checked it hadn't been promoted to scientific law. Once they can figure out all the details and sort out the inconsistencies, sure move it to law, but for now, lets leave it as a theory. Not quite as sound as gravity yet.

    3. Re:Surveys - be suspicious by SleazyRidr · · Score: 1

      As the helpful AC pointed out, that's not exactly the way science worked. Calling things "laws" is a bit of a historical artifact. When Newtonian motion was worked out and the laws of thermodynamics were being nutted out the scientists involved thought that they had finally gotten to the bottom of it and they could write laws to codify the way things always behaved. We now realise that they jumped the gun a little. To be elevated to the status of theory is as close to sure as you can get, there is not extra step where we elevate it to a law.

    4. Re:Surveys - be suspicious by joe_frisch · · Score: 1

      Terminology is very tricky, and if people try to treat scientific statements like legal ones they get into trouble. One can talk about "Kepler's laws of planetary motion". A scientist knows that these "laws" are approximations under a limited set of situations, but still very valuable. Works like "theory" and "law" really are somewhat fuzzy. The underlying science is solid, just not the words.

      To a large extent science is the art of approximation. We don't know the initial conditions and cannot calculate the field equations for the entire universe. A very important part of science is figuring out what does and does not need to be included to get results of the desired accuracy in any situation.

      Once you include humans in the experiment things get even more complicated to define. Astrology does not influence the earth in the sense that the motions of the planets have no direct impact on life here. OTOH, since a significant number of people DO believe in astrology, their behavior may be influenced by the motions of the planets, and that may show up in certain types of social data. So, does that meant that astrology DOES influence things on earth??????

      "magic" falls into the same category. If someone believes that magic influences their life it will - does that make it "real"?

      Personally I stick with physics where these sort of questions are less likely to arise (and I simply ignore the quantum measurement issue because it makes my brain hurt).

    5. Re:Surveys - be suspicious by Immerman · · Score: 1

      As I've heard the distinction, "Law" tends to refer to a the mathematical construct. F=ma, etc. The raw predictive model. "Theory" in contrast tends to refer to the explanation of *why* the law is predictive - what are the underlying principles being expressed?

      As such a law is testable to within the limits of your instrumentation - are the equations accurately predictive or not? The theory though is on shakier ground, it could be that the actual explanation is something completely different that just results in the same predictive equations, or at least equations that reduce to them under the narrow set of conditions that includes everything you've tested to date.

      Hence we don't have Darwin's first law of evolution, because evolution is not a mathematically predictive theory, it's purely explanatory. Meanwhile we do have laws of genetics predicting how dominant and recessive traits will express themselves in a population over multiple generations.

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    6. Re:Surveys - be suspicious by Immerman · · Score: 1

      >Astrology does not influence the earth in the sense that the motions of the planets have no direct impact on life here.

      Well, the sun and moon especially do have a direct effect on effect on the tides with an 18-year cycle, which in turn do have an effect on many organisms. I seem to remember something recently about a species of coastal crab that has been shown to synchronize it's behavior to the local tides even kept in an artificial environment without day/night cues and transported halfway around the world. The moon is also a major nighttime light source, and as such most animals synchronize with it to some degree, even if it's just to hunker down extra-securely at night around the full moon when the predators are at their peak.

      As purely anecdotal evidence for an influence on human behaviors: I like to go walking at night when I'm troubled, and usually when I'm out walking I notice that the moon is close to full. The causes for my troubled state can be can be many and varied, but the correlation with a nearly-full moon suggests that *something* about myself and/or society is being influenced by the phases of the moon.

      Extending that to other planets gets shaky though. None provides significant light, though Jupiter might have enough tidal influence to have some tiny effect. Mars and Venus as well, at least at their closest approaches. A bigger influence I think would be their effect on the solar barycenter - the sun itself is not actually at the center of the Earth's orbit, but instead orbits the solar systems center of mass along with the planets, though in a much more complicated orbit: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B...

      Given how far away the sun is I have my doubts as to how big a difference a variation of a few solar diameters is going to have, but it's not nothing. And it also means the solar solar plasma is being constantly gravitationally massaged by a weak but very complicated tidal system, and it's not unreasonable to suspect that there may be some small effects on it's internal physics as a result, and hence potentially on its emissions. (Query: Does anybody know if the 11-year solar cycle correlates with any planetary orbital patterns? I'm assuming not or I'd have heard of it.)

      Of course none of that has anything to do with what house Mercury was in at the moment of your conception, but it leads me to believe that while the planets have minimal effects on terrestrial life, the claim that they have *no* effects is as demanding of evidence as the claim that they have straightforward effects understood by medieval scholars looking for a way to amuse their wealthy and superstitious patrons.

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    7. Re:Surveys - be suspicious by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Law isn't a promotion from theory.

      Theories are derived from laws and strive to be consistent within those assumptions.

      Laws are just observations that are believed to be axiomatic.

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    8. Re:Surveys - be suspicious by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      It's one of those things that everyone in the emergency services knows for certain. Of course, when you look at the numbers it's nonsense. But then what do statisticians know?

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    9. Re:Surveys - be suspicious by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      but it leads me to believe that while the planets have minimal effects on terrestrial life, the claim that they have *no* effects is as demanding of evidence as the claim that they have straightforward effects understood by medieval scholars looking for a way to amuse their wealthy and superstitious patrons.

      You're asking for proof of a negative.

      But assuming the proposed mechanism is gravity, I suspect a truck driving past the hospital or a fat doctor walking down the corridor at the moment of outpopping exert more pull than any of the planets. If there was any effect, it'd be drowned in the noise of things that aren't on the charts.

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    10. Re:Surveys - be suspicious by SleazyRidr · · Score: 1

      You are very confused. You give the example of gravity as something that's set in stone but then continue to talk about GPS satellites, which rely on the Theory of General Relativity, the equations from which differ from those described by Newton. Newton's laws will get you close enough for what you want to do, but they do not describe the world as accurately as more recent theories. No matter how sure we get about relativity, it will never be promoted to a "law"; even if the equations derived from it are used as rules of thumb and kids might learn them in school under the name of someone's-law.

    11. Re:Surveys - be suspicious by SleazyRidr · · Score: 1

      That's fairly accurate. Calling it a "law" makes it seem as if it is some truth about the universe that is constant, whereas calling things "theories" reflects the fact that we can never be 100% sure. F=ma is indeed close enough that most instruments can't detect it, but following from the discoveries of quantum theory and relativity we know that it is not exact. Equations are created from theories, in much the same way as the Ideal Gas Law was created using molecular theory, but calling these "laws" is just shorthand and in no way indicates that it should be held in higher regard than an theory.

  10. Sounds even worse by swb · · Score: 2

    40% of Americans can't differentiate astrology from astronomy.

    When you don't know one of those from the other, what does it matter how you think about their scientific merits?

    1. Re:Sounds even worse by ebno-10db · · Score: 1

      40% of Americans can't differentiate astrology from astronomy.

      Worse, 40% of Americans don't have the critical thinking skills to understand why that can't be inferred from the data. Confusing two very similar words isn't the same as not understanding the difference between the two areas. Worst of all is the 40% of Americans base their false sense of superiority on knowing some terminology, rather than a substantive understanding.

    2. Re:Sounds even worse by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Look on the bright side, it could be 40% of Americans have never heard of astrology. It's a dying field, after all.

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    3. Re:Sounds even worse by hendrips · · Score: 1

      I do wonder if this is an important point. Those of us who read Slashdot hear about astrology fairly frequently, mainly when we're scoffing at it. People who get their information from mainstream news, on the other hand, hear about horoscopes. I've never heard anyone ask someone else what their "astrological sign" was, but I have occasionally heard talk about the Zodiac or "Zodiac signs." It seems possible that some of the survey respondents have simply not heard much about astrology, at least under that name. It seems like an interesting question - I really don't know whether it would be a factor or not.

    4. Re:Sounds even worse by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      It seems possible that some of the survey respondents have simply not heard much about astrology, at least under that name. It seems like an interesting question

      I agree, that is definitely a potential avenue for further research.

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    5. Re:Sounds even worse by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't understanding the difference tend to imply at least a nodding familiarity with the words themselves?

      I mean you wouldn't expect a kosher grocer to confuse hams and yams, would you?

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    6. Re:Sounds even worse by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      I've never heard the person who does it described as anything other than an astrologer, though. Or do they have horoscopists (no, Houdini wasn't one) and zodiacers where you live?

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  11. Result of bad terms in the English language by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    They are, if you think about it, poorly-chosen words. After all they both start with "astro" - meaning star. Then "ology" meaning study, versus "onomy" meaning naming of. Logically it might well be the other way around. On the other hand I agree with the conclusions. I'm an astronomer, but I notice that more and more of my colleagues are calling themselves astrophysicists rather than astronomers. They may simply be choosing what they think of as a higher-status term, or perhaps to avoid the confusion between astrology and astronomy, which (in my experience) is more common in the USA than in the UK.

  12. Cosmology vs. Cosmetology by Moof123 · · Score: 3, Funny

    A friend of mine in 7th grade signed up for a cosmetology class thinking it was cosmology, and boy was he surprised. At least it was only one of those 1 hours per week deals to fill in a gap with our weird rotating schedule (7 classes for 6 periods).

    1. Re:Cosmology vs. Cosmetology by Immerman · · Score: 1

      An hour a week as the only guy in a classroom full of girls? If he was at all smooth that probably turned out a lot better than the cosmology class would have.

      Of course since stereotypes accurately capture reality, if he was at all smooth he wouldn't have been trying to sign up for a cosmology class in the first place.

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  13. End Women's Suffrage Now! by Overzeetop · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Adam Corrolla and Jimmy Kimmel (and many, many other pranksters) have proven that people really don't know the language, but will gladly treat a misconception with confidence when given just a little nudge.

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  14. Either conclusion is troubling by wired_parrot · · Score: 2

    So you're saying that it's not that Americans are prone to believe in pseudo-science, but that they lack basic English comprehension skills? Even if I were to believe that this unscientific internet study with a small sample size somehow trumps the observations of the National Science Foundation's wide ranging academic study, the conclusions derived are equally troubling. It's not that they're scientific illiterate - they're simply illiterate! Either conclusion indicates a serious deficit in US education standards, and rather than trying to justify the survey results away, we should be looking at ways to improving American education standards. If they can't distinguish between astronomy and astrology I'd be worried about their English vocabulary.

    1. Re:Either conclusion is troubling by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      It's not that they're scientific illiterate - they're simply illiterate!

      Probably.

      we should be looking at ways to improving American education standards.

      "We should be looking at improving American education standards."

      Or "we should be looking at way to improve American education standards."

      In any case, our thanks for the case in point.

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    2. Re:Either conclusion is troubling by Immerman · · Score: 1

      > We then expect our students to just 'know' something is right because some teacher taught it to them.

      Heh, the motto for a real hands-on science class:

      Teach the Controversy
      Test the Controversy.
      See for yourself why there is no controversy.

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    3. Re:Either conclusion is troubling by Twinbee · · Score: 1

      I'd have to say - mixing the words up is far less troubling than belief in astrology as a science. Superstitious belief is built upon a whole foundational fabric of misunderstandings, ignorance, and lies. A word mixup is far more innocuous, and easy to correct. One data point instead of potentially thousands.

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  15. Re:Go back .... by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So instead of being scientifically illiterate, USians are just vanilla illiterate?

    This $5 study does NOT support that conclusion since the overwhelming majority of Mechanical Turkers are NOT Americans.

    Although there there plenty of stupid Americans, America does not have a monopoly on stupidity. There's plenty of competition from the rest of the world.

  16. Star Trek Badges by FilmedInNoir · · Score: 2

    Friend of mine use to get these Fan boy catalogs for Star Trek/Star Wars trinkets. (ie. Stuff people made in their basement)
    One of the ads was for "Official Star Trek Badges". Engineering, Command, Medical, Security, and Astrology.... and it took us 10 mins to explain to him.

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  17. Dear RichDiesal by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

    Please stop trying to spoil a fun narrative that gave the rest of the world a chance to reaffirm their feelings of superiority. If they ever stop believing Americans are stupid, they might start making it harder for us to tap their phone lines and "secure" communications.

    By the way, we have a picture of you and that Buttercup All Grown Up doll, dated last February 17.

    Thank you,

    Your friends at the NSA

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  18. The terms are switched! by rMortyH · · Score: 1

    'Astrology' means 'the study of stars'. When real scientists began to study stars, this term had already been taken over by crackpots.
    So, they adopted 'Astronomy' which is the NAMING of stars, because the more correct term now meant something else.

    So, really, astronomy should be called astrology, and astrology should be called bunk.

  19. Re:Go back .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    False, citation is not needed. Just open your eyes.

  20. US science literacy generally better than EU by stenvar · · Score: 5, Interesting

    People have actually looked at overall scientific literacy in the US, and it compares favorably to the EU (and the rest of the world):

    Jon Miller of Michigan State University reported the numbers at the American Association for the Advancement of Science annual meeting, this afternoon, during a session on civic science literacy assessments around the world. The new U.S. rate, based on questionnaires administered in 2008, is seven percentage points behind Sweden, the only European nation to exceed the Americans. The U.S. figure is slightly higher than that for Denmark, Finland, Norway and the Netherlands. And it’s double the 2005 rate in the United Kingdom (and the collective rate for the European Union).

    https://www.sciencenews.org/bl...

    Of course, it would be nice if scientific literacy were higher everywhere, including the US.

  21. Re:Go back .... by ArbitraryName · · Score: 1

    This $5 study does NOT support that conclusion since the overwhelming majority of Mechanical Turkers are NOT Americans.

    Not that you have provided any source for that assertion, but it's irrelevant anyway. You can set the qualifications for the job requiring them to be American. Studies have shown that while using the Mechanical Turk for social science research is not perfect, it is not wildly inaccurate either. In fact it works best for exactly this sort of study, a random sampling of the population with no other strict qualifiers.

  22. Re:Go back .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Even if this were conclusive, it just means Americans are fucking morons instead of fucking morons... oh wait.

  23. If... by __Paul__ · · Score: 1

    ...these people are confusing astrology with astronomy, then it indicates that they are as stupid as they would be if they thought astrology was scientific.

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  24. Re:Go back .... by Dthief · · Score: 1

    posting because mistakenly marked as flamebait....stupid laptop mouse

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  25. asdjkl -- hard to type on a phone by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

    Ya know, other, better scientists figured out long ago there was co.fusion between astrology and astronomy, not jist that some may not k.ow the difference, but that plenty who do may get briefly confused by the question, thinking the questioner *must* mean the one with telescopes.

    Ever since every time this comes up, I wonder if the latest study is done by terrible scientists who don't research past studies and analysis.

    This isn't the only thing. Face symmetry relating to beauty is another, as it ignores an equally important study that the most beautiful are also those with the most average dimensions of features and placement. For that matter, scientists this week announceed they got more energy out of fusion than they put in "for the first time"...for at least the fourth time.

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    1. Re:asdjkl -- hard to type on a phone by Immerman · · Score: 1

      so did
      > they get more energy out of fusion than they put in for the first time
      or did
      > they get more energy out of fusion than they put in, for the first time

      One implies the first time ever, the other the first time in their lab.

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  26. All I've got to say... by enharmonix · · Score: 1

    Thank heavens!

  27. Re:ahhh english by phrostie · · Score: 1

    that they don't know the difference isn't much better

  28. Re:Go back .... by medv4380 · · Score: 2

    You can actually restrict Mechanical Turk users to a specific country. It's harder to get Americans to actually answer for a low wages, but they do respond. If you want it done in 3 hours you better not restrict it to the US.

  29. Astrology by Suffering+Bastard · · Score: 1

    At the risk of receiving flames of /. hellfire, I'll admit that I am a professional astrologer. Any astrologer that actually understands the art knows that it's not a science in the conventional definition of the term. It is something between science and art, as it contains elements of both. Observation and correlation play a major part, then so does the harmonization of conceptual understandings, since it is impossible to empirically verify every possible combination of planet, sign, house. The number of variables is too great.

    Astrology is not a hard predictive tool either. The astrological symbols indicate tendencies and potentials, but free will is the factor that determines how those potentials manifest. In my own practice I veer away from prediction and instead focus on the astrological chart as a symbolic reflection of the conditioning of the psyche of the person I'm working with. Synchronistic reflection is the key term here -- the planets do not influence us in any direct physical sense. Thus, 'scientific' is not the right term for astrology, but it's not completely not-science either.

    Side note: I came into astrology quite skeptical, but found it interesting enough to study. Over time, through my own experience of seeing it validated again and again, I've come to understand the principles that make it work. And in the right hands and mind, it does work, quite surprisingly well. Again, direct experience is the arbiter here, nothing to do with blind faith or illusory thinking.

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    1. Re:Astrology by nitehawk214 · · Score: 1

      No, you are just a liar and a charlatan. If you are using your "magic powers" to bilk money out of clueless people, eventually you will get thrown in jail with Rose Marks.

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    2. Re:Astrology by Suffering+Bastard · · Score: 1

      Interesting. Is that your open minded scientific reasoning? Or are you such an expert in the field of astrology that you have the authority to come to this enlightened conclusion?

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    3. Re:Astrology by Derek+Pomery · · Score: 1

      The most sympathetic skeptical take on it would probably be: http://m8y.org/astrology.txt
      snippet...
      "The rules just kind of got there. They don't make any kind of sense except in terms of themselves. But when you start to exercise those rules, all sorts of processes start to happen and you start to find out all sorts of stuff about people. In astrology the rules happen to be about stars and planets, but they could be about ducks and drakes for all the difference it would make. It's just a way of thinking about a problem which lets the shape of that problem begin to emerge. The more rules, the tinier the rules, the more arbitrary they are, the better. It's like throwing a handful of fine graphite dust on a piece of paper to see where the hidden indentations are. It lets you see the words that were written on the piece of paper above it that's now been taken away and hidden. The graphite's not important. It's just the means of revealing their indentations. So you see, astrology's nothing to do with astronomy. It's just to do with people thinking about people."

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/... illusion you are probably seeing.

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    4. Re:Astrology by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      "Liar" and "charlatan" imply that GP is saying or practicing something he doesn't believe. Personally, I think he's mistaken. I sincerely doubt he believes he has "magic powers" to any degree, and he never did say he got money for it. Lots of people in such fields practice them without being paid. (This is personal experience; I got involved in some of this when I was young and foolish. I'm older now.)

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    5. Re:Astrology by Immerman · · Score: 1

      And actually there have been at least one case where respectable researchers actually performed proper double-blind studies of the ridiculous, impossible bunk to try to shut up the charlatans once and for all. They walked away in disgust when their obviously flawed study showed positive results that were clearly impossible. Meanwhile the camp that actually touts the benefits is mostly charlatans and quacks that wouldn't know how to perform a proper double-blind study if their life depended on it, and mostly wouldn't care anyway. So how is the the science supposed to progress in such a situation?

      Somewhat like alchemy I suppose - a bunch of secretive charlatans and quacks keep chasing the dream of immortality and turning lead into gold for thousands of years, taking note of interesting failures along the way until eventually enough common knowledge is accumulated about failed attempts to start building a science of the many ways in which different materials interact without turning into gold, and chemistry is born.

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    6. Re:Astrology by Suffering+Bastard · · Score: 1

      This throws into question your reading of my post with any neutrality at all. You've made up your mind, I can't convince you (nor would I try). Spend some time with the system in an objective way and it doesn't take long to see the correlations. I'm not saying I know how it works, and astrology is by no means perfect or 100% consistent, but it works consistently enough, and enough people are helped by it, sometimes in demonstrable ways that conventional therapies do not achieve, that it's worth keeping an open mind about. But I don't suspect that will mean much to you.

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    7. Re:Astrology by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      Lead has been transmuted into gold, perhaps chemist Glenn Seaborg did it first

    8. Re:Astrology by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      he never did say he got money for it

      Perhaps there's a problem with my computer, because I see the word "professional" where you're apparently seeing "amateur."

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    9. Re:Astrology by nitehawk214 · · Score: 1

      How could he claim to be able to predict the future and not be claiming to have magic powers?

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    10. Re:Astrology by nitehawk214 · · Score: 1

      We don't need to be neutral. We have reality on our side.

      Also, how do your respond to this?

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    11. Re:Astrology by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Look ye to the east tomorrow in the morning, for I predict, with my mighty powers, that the Sun will appear to rise!

      Seriously, you're as bad as the creationists, thinking that if you can't understand possible correspondences they must be magic.

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    12. Re:Astrology by nitehawk214 · · Score: 1

      Look ye to the east tomorrow in the morning, for I predict, with my mighty powers, that the Sun will appear to rise!

      Seriously, you're as bad as the creationists, thinking that if you can't understand possible correspondences they must be magic.

      The sun rising in the east is a scientific fact. Claiming to know what personality someone is based on their astrological sign is a claim of magic, and a lousy one at that. Don't tell me "just because you don't understand it... blah blah", because that is absolute bullshit. Give me one possible theory of how that could ever make sense.

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    13. Re:Astrology by Suffering+Bastard · · Score: 1

      The effect of the precession of the equinoxes is well known by astrologers. Mr. Nye shows his complete ignorance of astrology by thinking that this is news to any of us. Another example of a biased point of view completely lacking in understanding of the subject.

      The tropical zodiac is based not on the constellations themselves but on the signs that surround the Earth, 360 degrees subdivided 30 degrees per sign, starting at 0 degrees at the Spring Equinox. In Babylonian times that happened to coincide with the constellation of Aries. For the sake of consistency we have kept the same sign names, but no astrologer thinks that signs and constellations are the same thing.

      Perhaps Mr. Nye should consider reading the first chapter of a good astrology book before he pretends to know what he's talking about.

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    14. Re:Astrology by Suffering+Bastard · · Score: 1

      Ergo, the limits of human understanding must equate to the limits of possibilities for the Universe. Trust external data before trusting your own direct experience. Subscribe fully to consensus rationality. While I warrant these to be useful perspectives when wanting to remain safe in a human constructed world, I find that exploring truth with the courage to look outside consensus points of view is far more interesting and enriching.

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    15. Re:Astrology by nitehawk214 · · Score: 1

      The effect of the precession of the equinoxes is well known by astrologers. Mr. Nye shows his complete ignorance of astrology by thinking that this is news to any of us. Another example of a biased point of view completely lacking in understanding of the subject.

      The tropical zodiac is based not on the constellations themselves but on the signs that surround the Earth, 360 degrees subdivided 30 degrees per sign, starting at 0 degrees at the Spring Equinox. In Babylonian times that happened to coincide with the constellation of Aries. For the sake of consistency we have kept the same sign names, but no astrologer thinks that signs and constellations are the same thing.

      Perhaps Mr. Nye should consider reading the first chapter of a good astrology book before he pretends to know what he's talking about.

      Lol. Again, reality on our side here. How does the position of Earth's rotation have any affect on my personality? I will concede that a person that strongly believe's astrology and has it hammered into their head enough might start to act like their profile, but come on, in what world does any of this make sense? Fantasy magical prediction land sounds great, but seriously, you seem like a fairly intelligent person, listen to what you are saying.

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    16. Re:Astrology by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      That's a rather unimaginative viewpoint. We know the principles behind my prediction well enough, and they include an unseen force that draws bodies together over great distances. There can be other unseen influences in the world. The general philosophy behind most astrology I've seen is "as above, so below", meaning that it's possible to know things about people by studying the sky. It's a mystical connection (or would be if it existed), but that doesn't mean anybody would have to have magical powers to use it, any more than somebody has to have studied computers, physics, or cognitive science to use Siri on an iPhone. You note the apparent positions of Sun, Moon, and planets on a chart, a purely mechanical act, and then you look at certain features of the chart in ways you've studied, something like a radiologist looking at an X-ray. No magic involved here.

      There may well be mystical-seeming connections in the world. It's really hard to prove a negative, and in this case we usually don't even try. Things that we don't understand are assumed to be coincidences, or to have come about through principles we more or less understand even when the mechanism is obscure. There isn't strong objective evidence for them, which is true of lots of effects (try looking at the raw LHC data to understand the evidence for the Higgs boson), and they don't fit into any theoretical framework we're reasonably confident of (which is not true of the Higgs boson). I'm not arguing here that there are such connections, but that there are no strong arguments against their existence, and somebody who believes in them could well try to make use of them without magic.

      As it happens, astrology is unscientific in nature. If it were a science, we'd see papers on parallels in the lives of people born on specific dates with the sun on the cusp of the second house, things like that, and we don't. It's a system of thought that, as far as I can tell, is based on nothing objective, and does not normally check for results. This means that it doesn't come with its own evidence of validity. There are few (maybe one) decent study on whether it works, and the one I know of failed to show any significant results. As far as I can tell, the appearance that it works is based on the human ability to see patterns based on randomness, and to come up with stories to explain apparent anomalies.

      This doesn't mean it isn't useful. Sometimes it's helpful to look at something from a different point of view, even if that point of view is essentially randomly chosen.

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    17. Re:Astrology by nitehawk214 · · Score: 1

      There is quite a difference between science that is not fully understood and things that are just completely made up like astrology.

      However you manage to refute yourself by admitting that astrology is essentially random. I feel I have nothing else to contribute to this conversation.

      As far as finding a random viewpoint a useful is concerned. I have little knowledge of psychology, so I cannot comment on this. But it seems that there are better ways of going about this then looking up at the stars and making guesses.

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    18. Re:Astrology by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Did you think I was defending astrology? I simply laid out a possible framework it could work in, if it actually worked.

      The difference between science not fully understood and stuff that was made up is not so much the theory as what people then do to verify and refine it. Astrology is unscientific in that (AFAICT) there's no push to study astrological statements and predictions and verify them against observed results to improve astrological theory. That doesn't mean it's false. There's plenty of unscientific traditions that turn out to be based in fact, although astrology isn't one of them.

      Most astrologers are neither liars nor charlatans, nor do they claim magic. They claim astrology works, and they're being honest. They have lots of examples to show it. The human mind is strongly biased to see patterns and stories that just aren't there, and astrology is partly the art of telling stories based on a horoscope. They will point out that you can learn astrology also, and do just what they do. This is true, of course, although I don't recommend it unless you're just curious about it.

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  30. Re:ahhh english by FatdogHaiku · · Score: 1

    Of course it's scientific! Astro is the Jetson's dog, and they are from the future where we will have flying cars and buildings floating in the sky with treadmills perched dangerously outside...

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  31. NSF is report NOT flawed if you bother to read it by __roo · · Score: 4, Informative

    If the NSF Report actually stated "that roughly 40% of Americans believe astrology to be scientific," this would be an interesting use of five bucks. But that's not what the report says.

    Here's what the NSF report acually writes—and it's actually interesting:

    Fewer Americans rejected astrology in 2012 than in recent years.
    * In 2012, slightly more than half of Americans said that astrology was “not at all scientific,” whereas nearly two-thirds gave this response in 2010. The comparable percentage has not been this low since 1983.

    Page 7-6 of the report gives actual details about the survey—speciically, the Science and Technology portion of the General Social Survey". You can search the GSS survey for the word 'astrology' to see the actual question:

    ASTROSCI : ASTROLOGY IS SCIENTIFIC - 1037. Would you say that astrology is very scientific, sort of scientific, or not at all scientific?
    0 NAP
    1 Very scientific
    2 Sort of scientific
    3 Not at all scientific
    8 DONT KNOW
    9 NO ANSWER

    The whole point is that they're asking Americans if they know what the word 'astrology' means.

    If there was a mass epidemic of amnesia between 2010 and 2012, I don't remember it. So what caused the reversal in a steady trend that lasted from 1983 to 2010? Why did the number of Americans who know the definition of the word 'astrology' make a sudden and very large negative drop from 2010 to 2012?

    This is an interesting result, and to their credit the authors of the NSF report do a good job of accurately reporting their finding without resorting to hyperbole or finger-pointing.

  32. But by The+Cat · · Score: 1

    The National Science Foundation got it wrong?

    How is that possible? They're scientists! They're infallible masters of logic and fact. How could they possibly be wrong?

  33. Re:ahhh english by spiritplumber · · Score: 1

    No, it is better. "I used the wrong Greek-derived word" is a lot better than "I think that the movement of planets influences my destiny". One denotes ignorance of language, one denotes ignorance of basic scientific principles; give me the first any day.

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  34. Reading the report by zacherynuk · · Score: 1

    It's just like one of those meme fads going round where they ask (perhaps gullible) people about non existent super bowl plays & players.

    Or like the classic Dihydrogen Monoxide 'prank'

    Ignorance and intelligence is not linear. It is not worthwhile or fair to measure either outside of a properly executed experiment.

    A member from an Amazonian Tribe may well find life in NYC a little daunting, perhaps as daunting as you would find life naked in the middle of South America.

    People trying to fit in, especially young people trying to fit in WILL answer a question for fear of ridicule if they do not full understand the question. And people do tend to TRY TO FIT IN.

    If a word they have never heard of sounds scientific they WILL treat it as such. and trust it for the word.


    The US and the UK are rife with people screwing with words to take advantage of people.

    We have protected titles, for example. Anybody can call themselves a Nutritionist. But you need to be licensed to call yourself a Dietitian

    A Chiropractor fucked my back because I thought he was a type of Physiotherapist. He had xRay machines and everything. But not a licenced or recognised medical practitioner.

    Somebody asks you if Astro this or astro that is important - if they don't KNOW the word, they will make a MEAN guess.

  35. Good god... by strstr · · Score: 1

    What if one of the problems with all previous poll data, was no verification was actually occurring to see if the questioned understood the questions, or even understood the information they thought they knew about the given subject?

    Lets say you do a political poll to ask if people think the NSA surveillance program is necessary or if they are for or against it, .. how many of those people even really know what it is, or bothered to look into before answering, or got their information from statements made by Barack Obama or the NSA who blatantly lie, saying its' not occurring, or being done for the security of our nation?

    Lets just assume that all polls are flawed, and that the insiders know the flaws exist and use the polls merely to push through certain agendas, even thought they don't represent anything with any sort of accuracy. They do have an impact on public opinion and knowledge, and lead people down a path of misunderstanding, which might be the purpose; to deceive and sway peoples opinions.

  36. It's not just the US by dkf · · Score: 2

    When I was an undergraduate, the telescope a few miles away was listed in the phone book (remember those?) as the National Radio Astrology Observatory. Nobody really felt like correcting it.

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  37. Benefit of the doubt by Tippler · · Score: 1

    Keep in mind that studies have shown that we only read the beginning and end of the words to save time, particularly when we are in a rush. Therefore astr - onom - y and astro - log - y can be interchangeable depending on how quickly you are reading. In the context of a survey that is predominantly concerned with science, your brain is most likely to spit out the definition for astronomy if it only receives astro **** y as input. The US has its fair share of idiots, but I'll bet that a significant amount of the 40 percent that "confused" the two actually know the difference.

    P.S. I am too lazy to provide a citation because my psych 101 textbook has been in a landfill for 10 years and google did not immediately return the result I wanted.

  38. Yeah, just ask someone how often they masticate. " by dragonguyt · · Score: 1

    In a similar move tell people they are wearing garments and see how offended they get. I would argue that garments is further from garbage than astrology from astronomy, but people are still insulted. The simple fact is we as a species fill in the blanks with what we expect over what we actually see and hear, often without knowing we've done so. Sometimes it is useful, as with being able to ignore or instantly comprehend misspelled words. Sometimes it hurts us, like when we replace the word in our minds, but the initial word was intentional.

  39. Re:Go back .... by Scarletdown · · Score: 1

    With some exceptions, the nationality derives from the last part of the country's full name, not from the continent their country is on (Australia excepted of course). Just as a few examples, we have:

    Peoples' Republic of China - Chinese
    Estados Unidos Mexicanos - Mexican
    (Although an archaic designation) Dominion of Canada - Canadian
    State of Japan - Japanese
    Federated Republic of Brazil - Brazilian
    United States of America - American

    As far as I can recall, there is only one nation with "of America" as part of its name.

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  40. Re:Go back .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Words are used to express concepts and convey information. The name of the country is the "The United States of America". If any other country used the word "America" in its name you might have something approaching a valid point. As it is now there is zero confusion over the term and in the exceptionally rare cases you might want to refer to all of the people of the Americas it is quite easy to unambiguously do so (see, I just did it?). The term "USians" is used by pseudo-intellectual jerkoffs like you with some sort of bizarre chip on their shoulder and no intellectual capacity to express it so you revert to temper tantrums on the internet to avoid feeling totally impotent.

  41. Re:NSF is report NOT flawed if you bother to read by LaughingVulcan · · Score: 1

    It is much more revealing to see how many people (Americans, whatever,) find that any field of endeavor can be, "sort of scientific." Why not ask Americans how many people are, "sort of pregnant?" I usually believe in a world of grey, and I do understand that some disciplines can use elements of the scientific method without being "science," maybe. While I'm on that track, for those who responded, "sort of scientific," did they attempt to find out what that person's concept of "sort of" entails? Utilizing elements of it, or simply resembling being scientific? Anyway, design a survey which is false to fact, one cannot expect truthful results. Garbage in, garbage out applies to survey design as well as the scientific method.

  42. one word for snow by epine · · Score: 2

    Given a choice, I would far rather people be scientifically literate than English-literate.

    This isn't about English literacy, either, unless you think that most people regard "debt" and "deficit" as abstract coinages passed down from Cleopatra's personal mentat.

    Here's how the lizard brain encodes language in people with an aspy deficit:

    jackpot = pussy
    debt/deficit = no pussy
    astronomy/astrology = preoccupations of pointy hats who get no pussy

    There's simply no need in this model to discriminate words from the second cluster. Here's a truly horrible capsule summary of what we're up against:

    Secret Formula For Persuasive Writing Techniques

    This is designed to influence exactly the kind of person who fails to conceptually discriminate astronomy from astrology. Advertising is not a universal technique. It's merely a universal technique for the shaking the trees most easily shaken: small cognition, big lizard.

    The core element is the appeal which answers "What's in it for me?" and the answer either needs to be "more pussy" or something from the first list of things regarded as being directly associated with more pussy, or the proximity of more pussy, or the vain fantasy of the proximity of more pussy.

    The bottom brain works on a system of warm, warmer, warmest. I know of a person who has made at least three trips to China thinking he's going to score himself a docile second wife; he has no clue whatsoever that these Chinese women he meets can decode his demeanour as an OCD control freak by the second interaction—if, in fact, there was any legitimacy to their desire to score a comfortable N.A. lifestyle in the first place. In his own culture, most women decode his personality style in a single glace. In his mind all these women have be ruined by a culture which turns them into snooty princesses. Who knows how much money this guy has poured in this project, where 60 seconds of input from a properly functioning top brain could have informed him that "warmer" amounts to a snowball's chance in hell on day where hell's barometer is falling.

    Judging from how long he's had his top brain stored in the garage under a dusty tarpaulin, he long ago gave up on welcoming any input from this part of his brain. Either the input is faulty (unlikely), or it conflicts with his cherished lizard-brain fantasy self-image (likely). He's plenty functional in an ordered environment where he has far fewer options to make his own choices.

    The problem with this study is that a large slice of the population—in one or more major spheres of living—fails to curate their "beliefs" into consistent/inconsistent, but merely partitions into warmer and colder, using an internal vocabulary where there's only a single word for snow.

    These scientists who conducted this study without comprehension of this are living in a similarly tiny mental closet. s/pussy/p-value This is the lizard brain of successful careers built upon bad science.

    Scientific method: Statistical errors

    I guess it accords with a cherished lizard-brain fantasy of someday scoring tenure. For three decades, at least, tenure has become practically synonymous with barometer rising. Engaging in this kind of research project is an awfully indirect way to confront their own delusions.

    1. Re:one word for snow by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      This is the greatest short essay I've seen on /. in a while. Kudos.

  43. Re:Go back .... by Immerman · · Score: 1

    > a random sampling of the population with no other strict qualifiers.
    Except that they all participate in the Mechanical Turk, which I would suspect self-selects for at least some personality traits if nothing else.

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  44. Re:Go back .... by Immerman · · Score: 1

    Only one nation, yes, but we went and confused the issue by naming our country after the continent.

    Someone from the continent of Asia is Asian. Someone from the continent of Europe is European. Someone from the continent of Africa is African, and somebody from "The New World" a.k.a The Americas, is American.

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  45. I "could of" known that. by SDPost · · Score: 1

    Said most of the respondents.

  46. Re:Go back .... by tomhath · · Score: 1

    Aside from your too politically correct attitude, I'm sure you would find similar numbers anywhere else in the world. Miss Teen South Carolina said it better than I can if you want a more complete explanation.

  47. WHO'S THE MAN? by argStyopa · · Score: 1

    http://science.slashdot.org/co...

    The results are there but the interpretation is flawed.
    I'd be FAR more likely to believe US kids are stupid and confused 'astrology' with 'astronomy', than that they believe astrology is a science.

    We were being given a college tour for one of our kids at a LEADING institution (retail price north of $50k/year) and the pretty young tour guide was showing us around, and identified one of the science buildings as "...and there's the building with various science classrooms including geology, biology, and astrology...", which prompted a sudden look up* by most of the male parents in the group, eye contact, and a shrug. I didn't notice a single mom or kid react.
    *she was wearing yoga pants

    OK the NEWS is pretty sad. But that implication that, for once, I'm right, is pretty refreshing!

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  48. Re:Go back .... by mwehle · · Score: 1

    Someone from the continent of Asia is Asian. Someone from the continent of Europe is European. Someone from the continent of Africa is African, and somebody from "The New World" a.k.a The Americas, is American.

    This may be news to more than a few Mexicans and Canadians.

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  49. Re:Well... by Immerman · · Score: 1

    No, no,no. You're misinterpreting the findings, just more evidence I suppose.

    People are stupid and crazy.

    Also sometimes stupid-crazy or crazy-stupid. It's a wide and varied spectrum.

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  50. Re:Go back .... by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

    You have to be careful with those in the UK. The UK and Britain are not the same thing, and the Scottish have a lot of pride in their national identity. Using the wrong term can upset people.

  51. Re:Go back .... by Scarletdown · · Score: 1

    However, those from the continent of North America (whether Canada, the U.S.A., or Mexico) would be North Americans. Those from the continent of South America would be known as South Americans. Those on the isthmus would be Central Americans.

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  52. Re:Faith in Humanity by Immerman · · Score: 1

    Even better title with the current comment rating:

    Faith in Humanity (Score:0)

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  53. But ... but ... by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 1

    ... how will we know who to mock? And for what?

  54. teaspoon or tablespoon by turkeydance · · Score: 1

    you know your own examples. astro-whatever is whatever-spoon.

  55. Cosmetology by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

    How many who could correctly define astronomy still believe that it can be used to predict your future. Because that's astrophysics.

    Surely that's more the area of cosmetology? It can answer fascinating questions like will the universe end in heat death due to hair dryer misuse.

  56. Re:NSF is report NOT flawed if you bother to read by Twinbee · · Score: 1

    Well if that was their goal, then it would've been FAR better to ask them to define "astrology", and count up the results manually. Otherwise there is definitely an issue where the results are contaminated with people who DO know what 'astrology' means, but ALSO think it's a science too.

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  57. Re:How many correctly defined NSF? by PPH · · Score: 1

    At first, I read that as NSA. And I asked myself, "Why would they be discrediting astronomy? Perhaps they don't want us looking up, staring at their satellites."

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  58. Re:ahhh english by TheP4st · · Score: 1

    is a lot better than "I think that the movement of planets influences my destiny".

    Which is just as bad as "God created humans pretty much in the present form at one time within the last 10,000 years or so" Which is the belief of 48% of the respondents in a 2007 Newsweek poll. http://www.pollingreport.com/s...

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  59. Don't confuse cosmetology with cosmology either by Derling+Whirvish · · Score: 1

    If you go to college and pick cosmology classes expecting cosmetology classes, you will be in for a big surprise first day of class. And if you pick them vice-versa as well. I don't know which situation would be more interesting -- maybe there's a TV sitcom in the concept somewhere. A young Howard Wolowitz-type mistakenly goes to cosmetology class, decides to stay with it what with all the girls there and all, and is vastly rewarded for doing so.

  60. Worse Yet by JimSadler · · Score: 1

    Now we know that this 40% is functionally illiterate. Somehow that seems worse to me than just having absurd beliefs about the stars.

  61. Re:Go back .... by Barsteward · · Score: 2

    Citation not needed at all, just look how many believe there are gods and miracles and creationists

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  62. Re: Go back .... by DougF · · Score: 1

    Not for long...

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  63. In other words... by Arancaytar · · Score: 1

    People aren't superstitious idiots. They're just idiots.

  64. Re:Go back .... by boristhespider · · Score: 1

    Yeah but people who belong to the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland are not normally called Irelandish. That might be taken as provocation.

    (Even calling them "British" is inaccurate, given that the Northern Irish do not, in fact, live in Great Britain. If they did it would be the United Kingdom of Great Britain.)

  65. Doesn't change the fact by BlueMonk · · Score: 1

    Just because so many people didn't know what astrology was doesn't change the fact that they believed "astrology" (whatever they thought it was) to be scientific. :) Of course when reporting the results, then, you *should* put "astrology" in quotes.

  66. Re:Go back .... by boristhespider · · Score: 1

    Bit harsh on the Welsh, that. They also have a lot of pride in their national identity.

    (Actually in all seriousness I slightly threw my American PhD supervisor when he first came to Britain and I told him about the differences between English, British and the UK. It's not that he didn't know the differences, but he didn't know the depth of feeling caused by calling a Scot or a Welshman "English".)

  67. Re: Go back .... by SpaceCracker · · Score: 1

    I find it hard to believe there are creationists. I mean, if god created perfect brains for them, why don't they use them?

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  68. Re: Go back .... by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

    Yes, but they don't like to be reminded of it.

  69. Re:Dumb Americans - even dumber Europeans by John.Banister · · Score: 1

    South Koreans watch CBS on Thursdays?

  70. Re:Go back .... by GarethIwanFairclough · · Score: 1

    False, citation is not needed. Just open your eyes.

    Citation needed. Does he have eyes to open?

  71. Astrology WAS Astronomy . . . . by Mr_Wisenheimer · · Score: 1

    . . . in the same sense that alchemy was chemistry. Galileo was actually an astrologer, in the parlance of the day; so was everyone else who looked at the stars and tried to derive reason from them. As modern science developed, those who applied it to astrology became known as astronomers whereas those who applied it to frivolous nonsense such as horoscopes remained known as astrologers. In the modern English-speaking world, astronomy is a science and astrology is a pseudoscience, but it is important to remember that was not always true. I think it is fair to call Galileo an astronomer, because his methods were close enough to the modern scientific philosophy applied to astronomy today, just as it is fair to call Newton a physicist, despite the fact that, back in his day, he would have been known as a natural philosopher. But it is important for people to understand the history of how modern science developed and the meanings of these words.

  72. Re:Go back .... by Occams · · Score: 1

    Perhaps explains the confusion of Australia with Austria.

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  73. Re:NSF is report NOT flawed if you bother to read by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    It is much more revealing to see how many people (Americans, whatever,) find that any field of endeavor can be, "sort of scientific."

    Economics is "sort of scientific". It makes testable predictions - change the price by X, consumption changes by Y - but it's not as precise as physics. Medicine is also "sort of scientific"; it's not a given that malady M can be cured by treatment T. You could say a similar thing about engineering.

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  74. A toad or so by JamieIanMacgregor · · Score: 1
  75. It's true. I live it. by DaveOwen · · Score: 1

    As an astronomy educator in New Zealand I encounter this almost daily - it's certainly not limited to America. Almost half the people I meet confuse astronomy with astrology. I'm often introduced as an astrologer. I even have friends who pause when they introduce me as they mentally make sure they're saying the right thing (they know from experience not to get it wrong). I think one possible cause could be the number of times people see the word "astrology" in daily life, vs the word "astronomy". "Astrology" is the more familiar brand and people instinctively lean towards the familiar word as correct.

  76. original question bad: astrology/horoscope by Gunstick · · Score: 1

    Had they asked if they believe in horoscope, the poll results would have been much better.

    Funny poll:
    * do you belive hroroscopes are scientific?
    * do you believe astrology is scientific?

    Rather an IQ test, to see who knows that astrology produces horoscopes.

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